Ron and Brett’s first greeting fucking kills me
Let me break it down, because it all happens so quickly, and I want to illustrate how awkward it was.
First, it starts off okay, but while Ron was going in for a handshake (because he doesnt know Brett all that well), Brett is going in for a HUG (probably because he’s so excited to meet Ron). Common mistake, we’ve all been there.
Brett “He liked how firm my handshake was” Hand tries to accommodate by changing to a handshake, but Ron’s socially awkward ass switches his hand for no reason so they’re both using the wrong hand for it.
They both decide to forget the handshake for a hug, if only to end this shit quicker, but…
Brett accidentally rips off Ron’s name tag and the sticky side gets caught on his face.
Brett seems apologetic and Ron laughs it off, and it seems like it’s not that bad…
Until Brett accidentally smacks Ron in the face…
And then Ron goes all “survival mode” and automatically smacks Brett back. Was he offended? Did Brett smack him so hard that he instinctively thought they were gonna brawl? Is Ron’s first response to potential violence, accidental or not, to automatically throw hands? Who knows.
And poor Reagan is standing there, forced to witness this travesty.
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this shit isn’t FUNNY ANYMORE netflix!!!!!!!!
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im right
(please don’t repost this anywhere, reblogs r fine just don’t repost this anywhere other than tumblr)
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