#LMFAO FORGOT THIS HAPPENED

[rinkitaymybeloveds]

«There. A clear opening. Rin raised a leg and kicked out, hard.

Her leg caught Nezha in midair with a satisfying whoomph.

Nezha uttered an unnatural shriek and clutched his crotch, whimpering.

The entire studio fell silent as all heads swiveled in their direction.

Nezha clambered to his feet, scarlet-faced. “You—how dare you—”

“Just as you said.” Rin dipped her head into a mocking bow. “I only know one kick.” »

-The Poppy War by R. F. Kuang

#the poppy war #tpw #fang runin #rinezha #LMFAO FORGOT THIS HAPPENED #i miss those days #they’re such idiots #yin nezha #she’s beauty she’s grace she’ll punch you in the face #or kick you in the balls #whichever she feels like doing in the moment

[picopepin]

I've got a question, if it's not a bother to ask

Have you ever drawn happstablook??

I've never seen any pics so... got interested

Less times than i have fingers, i believe 8ua

Despite owning one of the most gorgeously crafted plushes from ieindigoeast its more of an afterthought for me! And as you can see I'm very intentional about treating it like a cryptid sighting any time Ive put any intent in it! HAHA

#myart #edit- ALSO i actually for real forgot who this was for half a second and thought it was a SHIP NAME LMFAO #thats what happens when you see the suffix blook

[gnarlystarships]

Day 273

Finished the Amber Gris sketch I started yesterday

#idk how to feel about it #idk whats going on with the background #but it is a drawing that i finished so that is good lmfao #also i forgot about the fucking fish eyes #so i guess this is before that happened lolll #also she is wearing the Finny Pack which I feel is a more whimsical color than the rest of her clothes #taz #taz ethersea #fanart #adad #ograt

[gloombeaches]

lesbian ghoulia yelps icons!

#i made these back in january and forgot to post them lmfao #anyways i love ghoulia and i really love what the op did with this flag #throws this out there #SORRY ABOUT THE LATE ICON POST IT PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN #monster high #monster high icons #ghoulia yelps #icons

[vmpkai]

hold up lemme just. . .

the rev. set & co with social media!

aight there we go

hamilton

twitter

he will spend several hours arguing with a person trying to prove em wrong ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* )

he probably sends like 20 threads per answer too cuz we all know he exceeds the character limit every single time

laurens

has gotten suspended several times for some of his insults

has @ trump to call him out on his shit ( like he should )

people love him for his hot takes abt the government

king of twitter drama

pinterest

has two accounts: one for art, one for memes

has a shitton of boards

nobody - not even hammy boy - is allowed to see them

his memes are literally the most brainrot shit ever ( mood )

laffayette

occasionally posts his art but uses it for inspiration for the most part

has a fucking gay gay homo gay board ( he's just like me fr )

instagram

has so many selfies on there

yk he is popular asf cuz he's so handsome

he gets a shitton of down HORRENDOUS thirst comments and he is absolutely proud of that ( and trust me they are absolutely foul )

has roped the others into taking some with him

his posts are either runway model level of quality or the most shittiest of shitpost

mulligan

angelica

tumblr

just prefers it to everywhere else

runs the bigger fashion blog in all of new york

loves posting his designs on there

and the crowd goes fucking wild for his design

ofc his mates are gonna be in the comments hyping him up

they're also models

eliza

twitch ( hear me out )

extremely popular pro gamer

absolutely dunks on everyone she plays against

mainly plays cod and fortnite

people show up for her skills and her roasts cuz we all know she fucking cooks all the misogynistic dorks on there ( it's giving feminist packgod, aight? )

and peggy

youtube

has a cooking channel

absolutely adores her audience

has defo fallen asleep several times watching those iceberg videos on the most randomest of topics

the recommended page does not match the face whatsoever ( she doesn't open youtube around others because of it )

even though she denies it constantly, she watches commentary channels on drama she's interested in

tiktok

madison

she got millions of followers

mainly posts funny skits with her sisters

her fyp are diabolical, disgraceful, discombobulating, shameful ( she just like me fr /j )

only communicates in tiktoks + she will send you shit in the middle of the night

tumblr

he prefers the controlled chaos of it to anywhere else

posts about his favorite books

has a sizeable audience on there

jefferson

refuses to tell anyone ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* ) about his blog

burr

twitter

sole purpose is to wind up hamilton every chance he gets

also loves the drama on there

bros the type of person to have thousands of followers and then either follows nobody, or like up to 5 people total

it boosts his ever growing ego

washington

reddit

yk he frequents r/vent to complain about hamilton

also loves sifting through r/aita ( he has most definitely posted some stuff in there too )

he's in such a random group of subreddits

facebook

he's a facebook dad absolutely

king george

has fallen for the conspiracy theory traps a few times

his posts are just all dad things

he does NOT know how to use emojis at fucking all and it's glorious

instagram

flexes his money, wealth and all that jazz

also lives for the tea on there

posts on his story like 20 times a day

his ego is the size of england thanks to that site

#i forgot that youtube is social media too lmfao #i might be projecting onto them just a teensy bit #alexander hamilton #john laurens #marquis de lafayette #hercules mulligan #angelica schuyler #eliza schuyler #and peggy #peggy schuyler #james maddison #thomas jefferson #aaron burr #george washington #king george iii #yall i was bored nothing happened today so take my headcanons #hamilton #hamilton musical #hamilton an american musical #hamilton headcanons #hamiltrash #hamilton modern au #modern au

[cleromancy]

i absolutely do not vibe at all with any red hood steph concept ive ever seen because fucking nobody engages with it in any depth its just 🤔🤔 steph is basically the same as jason right? people who dont like jason online say so so it must be true~

like i need you first of all to walk back several steps and understand two major things about utrh and stephanie brown here. the first is that steph got into crime fighting in the first place bc she wanted to ~spoil~ the crimes of her c-list supervillain father. the second is that the core of the tragedy of the red hood is that batman is supposed to be his fucking dad.

so if you do want to do a red hood stephie concept here which. to be clear is not something i am INHERENTLY opposed to. you have a couple options to make it potentially coherent but you need to actually be deliberate and clear about what youre trying to do with that concept. you need to step away from jasons tragedy and look at hers and figure out where exactly her anger and hurt are coming from and who exactly theyre directed at, as well as what specifically in your au concept it would be so different than the canon one where when she comes back she wants to do pretty much the opposite of what jason wanted when *he* came back.

and. crucially. if the difference is the relationship she has to bruce being different you actually do need to show not tell that dude. im sorry but if you just *tell* me that in your universe that steph has a more deep and meaningful relationship to bruce i 100% always am like "ill believe it when i fucking see it". like, she has parents of her own and while that doesnt preclude having a more signficant relationship with bruce (see: timmy)... you really do have to do the legwork or it looks like youre just writing them out and asking us to take your word for it that Of Course steph wants bruce to adopt her, hes batman! gag, retch, spew. do notdo this.

FRANKLY in a reverse robins concept i vibe way more with steph as red robin than anything specifically her getting the dumpster costume from whoever you do put in the red hood role. (frankly x2 i still think if they really truly had to do the storyline they did in canon where shes still trying to do bruces dirty work for him and hires assassins to kill tim to ~make him better~ lmao she should have been the one who wore the Bad Robin uniform before tim got it instead of fuckin ulysses i just think it would have been more coherent and also funner for me personally)

anyway if you link me a red hood steph concept here and it sucks or does any of the things i Just finished critiquing i will be very irritated and i will not be polite to you about it. just as a fair warning.

#still kind of mad about this one time the topic came up and someone linked me a rh steph bc 'shes so sexy in it' #i was like bestie does the term gay man mean anything to you. and they were like #'oh sorry im asexual so i forgot that when some people say sexy it means they want to Fuck them' #... #like can you walk me through any of your logic here. why sexy was the adjective you used in the first place instead of like #'interesting'. 'compelling.' 'charismatic' even #why are you acting like im the weird one for assuming you meant attractive or swoonworthy being the main draw of the character. #why am i supposdly the one who made it about whether or not *either of us* wants to fuckthe fictional character. i wasnt even thinking that! #i truly madly deeply did not assume anything more than that you meant attractive when you said attractive #lmfao. #this wasnt even the only time that shit has happened to me. please do not do this. #i would love to say with confidence 'you wouldnt say shit like that to a lesbian about sexy men' but frankly i do have a sinking feeling+ #that they would #whatever. none of that was the fucking point #the point is jasons evil era doesnt work if u just copypaste it on steph shes a totally different character the context is totally different #text #dc

[illithiddies]

I found the explosives

#this clip is kind of old but i finally got around to cutting my earsplittingly loud laugh off the end of it lmfao I DIED when this happened #i forgot you don't need to. click. on the box. to do the investigation check. so uh #bg3 #my videos #astarion

[svtskneecaps]

friends i had a damn qsmp dream and the dream i dreamt was phil had been off doing something and when he went back to the house where chayanne and tallulah were i guess they thought he was offstream and had their mics on and were talking to him and he straight up did not notice there was anything strange about this until he saw chat panicking lmfao

(also jaiden came back and there was a celebration for her return 😔 i miss her)

#qsmp #(i'm pretty sure in the dream chat was already making battle plans to wipe the mic on moment from the internet) #(like a mutual agreement between the chatters to forget it had ever happened) #(super unrealistic but when have my dreams ever played the realism game >:D) #(in the same dream i rode a bike straight into a lake bc i forgot how to brake and then showed up to an exam anyway and nobody commented) #(also there was like time travel and the government and a really important chess game or something??) #(idk i kinda forgot it all trying to hold onto the qsmp part lmfao; the time travel was right at the beginning so i forgor) #vic's dream tag #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if anyone's curious the roles of 'chayanne and tallulah's voices' were played by: #the voice that came from the chayanne model in the original live translations trailer from the day of the egg event #and a modified version of miss kristin's voice iirc (which is funnny bc i don't actually think it had an accent lmfao) #((bc dreams autofill; or at least mine do)) #((i've been CONVINCED in a dream that someone is speaking another language only to wake up and realize it was english the whole damn time))

[moe-broey]

My all time favorite shiny hunts though ARE the oddly specific ones though. LIKE ESPP if they're full odds but have a gimmick to them --

Most famous one ofc is the HG/SS starter hunt!!! Where you can check all three starters for shininess before choosing one:

Unfortunately!!!! This guy has my deadname as the OT LMFAOOO but it was a cool hunt!! Just under odds (around 7000 resets)

BUT. THE SCARY OPTION.

Doing double battle hunts w any of the companions that can join you temporarily in DPPt is fucking WILD and STUPID and extremely rewarding! Unless if you somehow by some monkey paw's luck run into two shinies at once. Then your game freezes!!!!!!!!! 😇

MIRACULOUSLY I got my target though under odds (around 3000) no phases no game freezing catastrophies!!!! 🫡

They live in different files now! I. Have a bad habit of starting new files and then forgetting. And abandoning them at any point. And feeling like I need to start over again. BUT whenever I DO start over it's VERY cool to have a low level shiny to play through with!! 😅 And ofc in these files I can't really start anew without it being more trouble than it's worth, so. I may return. Eventually........

And. Not technically full odds but how could I talk Oddly Specific Hunts and not mention:

Sunchip................ (I have done the Odd Egg hunt more times than I can fucking count LMFAOOO -- honorable mention to Dizzy my Hitmontop as well idk where he is though and I hit image limit 🫡)

#pokemon #shiny tag #dizzy is in a box somewhere. lovingly benched as he was a main team member previously 👍 #in another file that had to be nuked. #actually not nuked!!!! just abandoned. that one wasn't my fault though my old 3ds has a broken hinge LMFAOO #one thing about me is my relationship w pokemon games completely changed after transitioning. it was so weird and so sad #like it sounds silly to say but i got so depressed about it... so much history... so many memories #esp early on i had to tear down everything that hurt. i couldn't bear to play games w prev memories attached #which is why awakening was so significant to me. that was the first game i was milo. #but all of that is to say i used to really value having master files and now i can't seem to get anything to stick..... #i'm always starting over. for fun or i forgor. or i got bored. which hey! that's what games are for!!! #though violet i'm p locked in LMFAO -- shield is. there. and it may be useful to have on hand. #i wasn't a big fan of galar though. very pretty game! p fun! didn't stick though. #chairman rose still confuses me. deeply. #and i forgot everything that happened 👍

[revvethasmythh]

I'm sorry but there was something so funny about gale saying that he's "grown quite fond of this merry band of ours" and that he'd "quite like to see what will happen to it," and then two seconds later astarion starts burning in the sun, fleeing the scene, and gale just watches it happen and then dryly says, "Well. I suppose that's the last we'll ever see of him." like SIR

#I mean I GUESS he did find out what would happen to the lad lmfao #i JUST remembered that this happened #in my defense I was distracted the whole scene by the fact that astarion was wearing a very funny hat #like i felt bad for him but also. the hat was so silly. it was so hard not to laugh about it #i truly forgot that gale was just like ''welp. anyway'' about the whole thing until right now #rosie plays video games poorly #squad without the s

[loafbud]

nvermind FUCK this tablet

#go ahead and get that good sleep #see ya bitch #FORGOT it was april fools today lol but nah im actually legit done with this tablet #it just so happened to be on the day of jokes 💀💀💀 THIS TABLET THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS LMFAO VERY FUNNY

[othellotron9000]

Here, have a meme, feel like you need a bit of the sillies

Li Shang, the bicon himself ✨

#He totally had a crush on Mulan AND Ping #No one can convince me otherwise #I love his eyebrows by the way #ooc tags next -> #othellotron9000 #acaciaeyes asks #LMFAO GUYS I FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS SHITPOST ASK #I DID NOT KNOW ANGST WAS GOING TO HAPPEN OMG

[h-f-k]

almost had a heart attack when the cashier at the bookstore told me the book i wanted to buy was 3 times more expensive than the price i originally saw and y'all have no idea the EFFORT i made to tell her "the price tag showed a different price..." I SUFFERED, but it was worth it bc at least i didn't have to pay a shit ton of money for it 🥰

#they definitely forgot to update the price tags of the books the had displayed #but i was like i'm sorry that happened but i will definitely take advantage of that lmfao

[sieglinde-freud]

think this is the first time ever i have been disappointed to see an awakening banner

#ann cries about feh #I WAS SOOOO READY FOR BABY RAM VILLAGERS MAN #SO READY #BABY KLIFF… WHERE YOU?!???? #cuz like. sorry i love the ram kids so much. and NONE OF THEM HAVE ALTS #ok well. thats not true. valentines faye and alm and celica have a few #but 1) v!faye was SO long ago and 2) alm and celica NEVER get seasonals #they got valentines and then??? AND THEN WHAT?? #brave alts cuz they won and legends bc its mandatory for lords. ????!!?!!!!?!!! #THATS IT???!!!! #not that baby hell is the best outcome but i thought theyd be a shoe in eventually #also for an awakening baby banner i was. kinda hoping if it happened itd be like. the second gen??? #bc. theyre the babies??? #BABY LUCINA IS LITERALLY IN THE GAME #i mean i guess itd be weird to have a newborn out on her own like that #but idk i think baby lucina + a few others would be a much better idea than chrom and lissa im sorry #do we not have enough chrom alts. #+ consider if we got like. cousins duo baby lucina and owain. cMONN owain doesnt have enough alts considering hes. yk. OWAIN?! #itd be nice if emmeryn was there though. though again her being relegated to BABY BANNER is kinds insane #ugh idk. couldve had duo baby celica and faye and i think that wouldve been adorable #or not. actually high chance intsys would ruin that and turn them into only talking about alm… #instead we get to have lissa and emmeryn only talking about chrom! whoop de doo! #i think theres actually child chrom lissa emm art out there somewhere i forgot where but #thats probably why. but that doesnt make the missed opportunities hurt any less #whatever ram gang fs next year!!! #please #what if we got baby awakening tiki and its j y!tiki again lmfao

[cringefail-clown]

1 & 17 :3

1. Fav character?

at this point in time its a tie between dirk and jake, but im leaning more on the dirk side. hes just a poor little mew mew

17. OTP?

hmm honestly i dont think i have a favourite ship in homestuck?? i like some a lot, but not one of them is striking me as the one yknow?

when it comes to those i like and seek out content for, id be: dirkjake, davekat, erisol, rosemary, dirkjohn and jaderose

#not talking bout pairings i have in turnabout bc its a rarepair hellscape lmfao #i remember vividly being so excited when rosemary kiss happened in the comic but also being bummed out bc i loves jaderose lmfao #ask #homestuck #also theres probably more ships that i like and read bout and i forgot to add #those above just first came to mind

[solradguy]

since the universal will was defeated, is it safe to use technology now?

I don't think they actually "killed," or if it's even possible to kill, the Universal Will. What happened to it after the GG gang stopped Ariels in Xrd is pretty vague. It could still be contained inside of Ariels in that weird prison thing they built for her, or it could have escaped into the Backyard again somehow. The Universal Will'll probably come back into the story eventually.

So, no. Digital technology probably still isn't safe to use.

#asks #It's possible I've missed a lore detail somewhere because the wiki is missing citations for the entire last half of the UW's article #But the Xrd scripts don't mention what happened to it either. Just that they were able to recover at least Ariels' physical body #it's kinda funny that The Original forgot to define humans in the UW's programming but wasn't able to like... #push an update or something to it to fix that lol All these technology/coding analogies but no hotfixes... #Also GOD Paradigm just loves deadnaming Sol lmfao