#lmfao.

[metronn]

thank u @dreamdripdistance for making possible the funniest iteration of post-top surgery pics (it's a temporary tattoo)

#me #trans stuff #lmfao. #BTW everyone i'm not a man! just in case anyone was wondering!

[wrestlezon]

sorry tails if this looks gay to the viewers

#orange cassidy #kip sabian #livezon #lmfao.

[bratfiction]

price isn’t used to having a clingy, affectionate baby of a partner like you so sometimes he does rightfully so snap due to your codependency… but he’s also always there to hold you in his lap, and kiss away your tears and whisper sweet things to make you feel better afterwards.

#🗯️.kit’s musings #tw toxic relationship #lmfao. #DONT BOO ME IM RIGHT

[emypony]

yeah this seems like something she would do

#sentifelis #LMFAO. #hi3 #honkai impact 3 #meme #hi3 meme #lez gooo #i might make more of these #kiana kaslana #herrscher of sentience #pardofelis #reverist calico #senti #kiana #herrscher of flamescion #me puttin in the tags good work good work #this may look OOC at first but hear me out: #senti is the kind of extreme where she would attempt violence to solve the situation but since she's the primary source #she would just do that instead lol its one way to fix things #honkai impact 3rd #THERES TOO MANY TAGS FOR THIS GAME IM SORRY

[dailyjustified]

#Justified #FX #Raylan Givens #Willa Givens #Season 6 #lmfao.

[candycryptids]

I never shared my favorite screenshots of all time what the fuck. These were taken at the end of Endwalkers when I was feeling a lot of things about the closing of one adventure to look to the horizon on the next.

An adventure is only as wonderful as the friends you share it with… thank you for playing with me 💖

#ffxiv WoL #ffxiv elezen #ffxiv roegadyn #ffxiv Viera #ffxiv wolc #from left to right #ffxiv Eva #ffxiv Easily #ffxiv Chuu #pointing and sobbing. those are my friends and I care them #easily just wants to fish… Chuu just wants a vacation… Eva .. I think wants to jump higher than Stinien… #lmfao. #anyways these pictures are desktop backgrounds and they make me feel shrimp emotions beyond even their spectrum #I feel like I went crazy hard on the angle and the shot and the timing and everything #ffxiv screenies #ffxiv oc #ffxiv #picpost #Chuusday Gears

[bpdohwhatajoy]

#LMFAO. #yah I made this #bpd #borderline personality disorder #fp #favorite person #bpd memes #memes #mine

[princelylove]

Hello prince, are you doing alright?, is all better from the surgery? i know is been sometime but i still wanted to check on that :D

May i please request for a stressed out darling who plays 'housewife' for Narancia just because they can't take the disorganization he has on? like darling cleaning even the knife Narancia uses to attack people and cooking warm foods because they can't take what the boy has been eating, i would smack him with my chancla and cook warm foods for him just because i can't take that unhealthy life style he has going on "Nara did you just you came from a mission and hugged me? go take a warm bath now or i'll make you, i will be waiting for you at the table be quick or the food will go cold" i do not fear his knife, he better take a bath when coming 'home' or i will bath him without a hint of shame or embarrassment. Sorry to bother and thank you, Your Highness hope this doesn't annoy you or anything English is not my mother tongue ^_^'

All better from the surgery, dear anon. I'm up and walking and talking again. I'm still adjusting to some recent medical 'revelations,' let's call them, but I'm getting by. Don't develop a pain disorder, it's more annoying than anything else.

Well. 'Housewife' is a funny term for what you've described, anon, because to me, it looks like you're just mothering him. I could delve into a whole digression about how women in heterosexual relationships can take on a role as a second mother to the man, but... I don't want to stress myself out thinking about how awful that sounds. I'm not fond of mama's boys in the slightest.

Narancia would probably go for motherly types. Even if he has Bruno- feminine or masculine- he's still looking for a motherly darling because he just likes it. He's at that age where he can't really voice why he likes it, he'd just say "uhh 'cause it's hot" if he was asked.

But you and I both know what an Oedipus complex is. I hate to use any of Freud's work, but I've taken too many psych. classes to not reference it a little.

In Freud's opinion, which from this point on I'm going to be referring to as "The Psychoanalytic Theory," there's five stages of development that you go through when you're a baby to sexual maturity. There's this thing called the subconscious, and to put it simply, all the things you repress and don't wanna think about go there.

I'm only going to be focusing on two sections of the five stages of development today, the first being: the first. This one's called the Oral Stage.

When you go through a stage, you're going to either resolve it or fail to. When you're in the oral stage, you just wanna get your mouth on everything because you're a baby and that's how you settle that curiosity. New toy? Shove it in your mouth. Mommy talking to me? Eat her hair. You get it.

When you fail to resolve a stage, it gets shoved into your subconscious, and you develop a fixation. An oral fixation is normally shown through excessive biting, chewing on things such as pens, kissing items that aren't meant to be kissed, and even smoking.

The third stage of the five is called the Phallic Stage.

Do you know what happens when you fail to resolve the Phallic Stage, the stage where you identify with your same sex parent and notice the opposite sex parent is, in fact, the opposite sex?

You get an Oedipus Complex. If you're a boy, anyway. Freud liked to ignore women. I think there's a name for the feminine equivalent, but I don't remember at the moment.

And, when you fail to resolve both the Oral and Phallic stages, you get Narancia Ghirga.

He's so, so annoying about it. He doesn't even realize he has it- come on, every guy wants a babe that knows how to cook and wants to take care of you! He's not weird 'cause he likes how women are supposed to be. (He got smacked after saying that, don't worry.)

When he comes home to his darling cooking and cleaning and all of the shit he absolutely never wants to do 'as a man,' he's totally stoked, in his words.

Narancia will take your chancla gladly if it means you really love him- hey, he can take it. It's just a sandal, there's no real danger- ow. Ow. Ow. Hhholy shit. Ow. Babe. Ow.

#request granted #yandere narancia ghirga #cw misogyny #cw gender roles #should i tag freud #lmfao.

[smokestarrules]

all the shots from the trailer that we haven’t yet seen+the unknown environments from the intro. for half of a volume left, there’s very few remaining. 

#LMFAO. #[fear] #rwby #rwby spoilers #just to cover all my bases #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #salem #salem rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #neopolitan rwby #neopolitan #Team RWBY #smokey speaks

[xxboneluvrr777xx]

His kitchens kind of nice, I guess.

#nicer then mine. #a shame it’s going to waste soon. #lmfao.

[alwaysshallow]

well does my new puppy at least have a collar and a muzzle? I can’t be an irresponsible owner by letting him out without people knowing who he belongs to

well, of course it does!! simon takes care of everything:( you even have a water spray if he's gonna be bad!!!

#LMFAO. #i love you anon. the most

[cleromancy]

i absolutely do not vibe at all with any red hood steph concept ive ever seen because fucking nobody engages with it in any depth its just 🤔🤔 steph is basically the same as jason right? people who dont like jason online say so so it must be true~

like i need you first of all to walk back several steps and understand two major things about utrh and stephanie brown here. the first is that steph got into crime fighting in the first place bc she wanted to ~spoil~ the crimes of her c-list supervillain father. the second is that the core of the tragedy of the red hood is that batman is supposed to be his fucking dad.

so if you do want to do a red hood stephie concept here which. to be clear is not something i am INHERENTLY opposed to. you have a couple options to make it potentially coherent but you need to actually be deliberate and clear about what youre trying to do with that concept. you need to step away from jasons tragedy and look at hers and figure out where exactly her anger and hurt are coming from and who exactly theyre directed at, as well as what specifically in your au concept it would be so different than the canon one where when she comes back she wants to do pretty much the opposite of what jason wanted when *he* came back.

and. crucially. if the difference is the relationship she has to bruce being different you actually do need to show not tell that dude. im sorry but if you just *tell* me that in your universe that steph has a more deep and meaningful relationship to bruce i 100% always am like "ill believe it when i fucking see it". like, she has parents of her own and while that doesnt preclude having a more signficant relationship with bruce (see: timmy)... you really do have to do the legwork or it looks like youre just writing them out and asking us to take your word for it that Of Course steph wants bruce to adopt her, hes batman! gag, retch, spew. do notdo this.

FRANKLY in a reverse robins concept i vibe way more with steph as red robin than anything specifically her getting the dumpster costume from whoever you do put in the red hood role. (frankly x2 i still think if they really truly had to do the storyline they did in canon where shes still trying to do bruces dirty work for him and hires assassins to kill tim to ~make him better~ lmao she should have been the one who wore the Bad Robin uniform before tim got it instead of fuckin ulysses i just think it would have been more coherent and also funner for me personally)

anyway if you link me a red hood steph concept here and it sucks or does any of the things i Just finished critiquing i will be very irritated and i will not be polite to you about it. just as a fair warning.

#still kind of mad about this one time the topic came up and someone linked me a rh steph bc 'shes so sexy in it' #i was like bestie does the term gay man mean anything to you. and they were like #'oh sorry im asexual so i forgot that when some people say sexy it means they want to Fuck them' #... #like can you walk me through any of your logic here. why sexy was the adjective you used in the first place instead of like #'interesting'. 'compelling.' 'charismatic' even #why are you acting like im the weird one for assuming you meant attractive or swoonworthy being the main draw of the character. #why am i supposdly the one who made it about whether or not *either of us* wants to fuckthe fictional character. i wasnt even thinking that! #i truly madly deeply did not assume anything more than that you meant attractive when you said attractive #lmfao. #this wasnt even the only time that shit has happened to me. please do not do this. #i would love to say with confidence 'you wouldnt say shit like that to a lesbian about sexy men' but frankly i do have a sinking feeling+ #that they would #whatever. none of that was the fucking point #the point is jasons evil era doesnt work if u just copypaste it on steph shes a totally different character the context is totally different #text #dc

[saintbleeding]

i find it rly funny how that one clip from mag 97 is maybe one of the most culturally Known bits of tma. like it’s what made me listen in the first place. other than the integral component part of Jon Scared And Suffering it did not give me a particularly accurate image of what was going on. im plastic silly!

#i genuinely thought it was like. smth to do with magnus burnsides tazbalance. that was part of the appeal #lmfao.

[gothhabiba]

I can't tell you if [Tamazight] is hard or not, I've spoken it since I was little. There's a school in France, the Inalco, that teaches all kinds of African and Asian languages, and when I was a kid, we were visited at home by several USamerican women who had learned it and could speak it even better than me. So I imagine that it's actually not that difficult.

this is so funny. "obviously it's not difficult if even the French and the USamerican can learn it"

#lmfao.

[t4tails]

#og post #LMFAO.

[drewsaturday]

does anyone else remember when facebook had built-in video games... rainbow unicorn attack and backyard monsters i miss u

#txt #there was also a slot machine one that i unsurprisingly used to play with my dad. #a gambling addict. #lmfao. #anyway there were also... there was this vampire one that rly did nothing #there was one where you could play as a city girl going to shops and dating guys #OH THERE WAs ONE YOU OWNED A NIGHTCLUB IN that introduced me to a bunch of cool music jlkdf #and the npcs had... Names... like ben dover #i also remember an island game? where u were in charge of shipwrecked civ's survival #and another one where u kinda were in charge of this small fantasy forest town/fair? #OH of course there were the cityville ones too but i always ended up in weird ones instead #it's for the best i no longer have access to them bc i spent way too much time on them all but i miss them #ough i think there was an aquarium one too maybe #i know a lot of them were genuinely standalone games that were integrated for partnership purposes but so many of them #ive tried to find elsewhere and theyre all shut down :( #i think rainbow unicorn attack was the only one i'd been able to still play thru its app