PSA- Not a St3ddie Shipper (no hate ig if u are)
i made a stupid little silly comment on a post about how byler wasnt queerbait and yes omg thats so real yeah okay but so in the reblog i was like "if anything was queerbaiting it was steddie 🤭🤭🤭" and okay but i didnt manage to put the SECOND part of that thought which wouldve been "yeah but it wasnt even queerbaiting lmfao" because I DONT SHIP STEDDIE so obviously NEVER IN MY LIFE have i ever believed they were CANON and yeah i know it was a stupid comment to make in the first place cause yeah now that i think about that most people wouldnt have read it the way i intended because unfortunately people cant read my mind so yeah most people would read it the wrong way BUT DO THE EMOJIS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU 🥺🥺🥺 DO THEY MEAN NOTHING???? aughAUHDFJHDJFH I CANT HAVE PEOPLE GOING AROUND THINKING THAT I SHIP STEDDIE AND THINK THEYRE ENDGAME NOOOO THAT CANT HAPPEN 😟 CAUSE THE OP MADE A POST MENTIONING MY COMMENT AND HOW STUPID THEY THOUGHT IT WAS 😭 AND THEN THEY ASKED IF I "HAD EVEN BEEN WATCHING THE SAME FUCKING SHOW AS THEM"- YES BITCH 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I WATCHED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SHOW AS YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I DONT SHIP STEDDIE I DONT SHIP STEDDIE I DONT- sorry steddie shippers this probably sounds really rude what i SHOULD be saying is I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEDDIE ENDGAME NNRHEHRJHRJJJHHH
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Family breakfasts with Tommy have become somewhat of a routine.
He comes over on the days Maria leaves for her work early (which is more often than not), eats her granola and drinks Joel's coffee, and they talk about whatever they feel like, though Ellie loves asking him about his recent patrols. She kicks her feet up into Joel's lap and draws it out as long as she can before sprinting all the way to school, but it's worth it if it means just one more story.
Today, though, she's late. Really fucking late. It's not her fault she got a bit distracted by the new book Tommy had brought her last afternoon (it's about SPACE Joel, that trumps school and sleep by a mile), but now she had about five minutes to get out of the house and into the classroom. Ellie barrels down the stairs, bag slung over her shoulder, and has to catch herself on the banister to not slip on the floor once she jumps over the last few steps
"Careful, baby," Joel calls over, worriedly watching her put on her shoes while standing on one leg, jumping to keep her balance. Tommy, on the other hand, looks majorly amused, and she can hear him chuckle.
"Yeah, yeah, old man, I can keep my balance just fine."
She ties her laces so she doesn't trip once she starts running and is about to leave when Joel whistles to call her back.
"Breakfast, Ellie."
Fucking Joel and his stupid rules, but Ellie spins on the spot and uses the kitchen door frame to propel herself toward the counter and pick up two apples for later, stuffing them into her bag with a happy? thrown over her shoulder.
"Mh, have a nice day at school, kiddo," he tries to sound all parental, but she can hear the softness bleeding through and just knows he's holding back a grin. Ellie crosses the distance between them with two big steps and slings her arms around his neck, allowing herself the luxury of melting against him for a few precious seconds when he gently rubs his thumbs over her wrists and lifts her clasped hands to press a kiss to her knuckles.
With a heavy sigh and a silent fuck you to whoever invented math, she pulls back, but not without pressing a kiss to Joel's cheek, basking in the smile he gives her; it's so easy to make him happy, and she does it as much as she can.
Ellie can feel Tommy's eyes on them, he always watches them with a gleeful mixture of amusement and affection, and over the last year, he has settled into the warm parts of her heart, too. He is right between her and the door, sipping on his coffee, so, really, it's not even a conscious choice, more of a reflex.
Her hand comes down on the table when she steps toward the front door and away from Joel, balancing herself so she can lean around the back of his chair and press a quick kiss to his cheek, too. Ellie bites back the small laugh bubbling up when she sees the expression on his face, mouth slightly open, eyes seeking help from Joel, who simply shrugs and picks up his cup again.
Another minute ticks by on the kitchen clock, and she is finally on her way out, the goodbye she yells at them cut off when the front door slams close behind her.
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("What the hell was that?"
"She is laying her claim on you."
"Whatever that means, Joel, she's your kid, not mine."
"Better get ready to give up your personal space and half your closet."
"My clothes, really?"
"You never know what she might do next, prepare for the worst."
"Are you sure she's not yours? 'Cause this sounds oddly familiar."
"Oh, she is, she just found me all on her own."
"Glad she did, haven't seen you smile like that in twenty years."
"Give it a week and I'll tell you the same thing.")
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y'all can all cancel me (again) for this, but if there's even a SHRED of 'who should I pick?' from Penelope in season 3, I am tuning out SO fast because like. . .sorry not sorry, there IS no choice. Debling is some crusty OC suitor she barely even knows and Colin is a man who she has been so supposedly in love with to the point where she'd ruin her entire family's reputation to have a potential love story with him. Penelope and Colin have background, years of knowing each other, intimacy that few people in the Ton can boast of having (letters, conversations about purpose, fights and arguments and makeups) and her and Debling have. . .a dance or two at a ball because he's a rebound for Penelope's broken heart. he means nothing. he has no nuance, he has no weight to the story, he is such an afterthought to me. either I wanna see Penelope going 'you know what? I don't even LIKE this dude. he's. . .fine, but I don't care about him even a shred as much as I care about Colin' or the INSTANT Colin's like 'you know what? we should get married' if it's not an immediate 'say less, you're already my husband, try returning me without the receipt, Debling whomst?' then I don't want it!
like. . .it's just so frustrating to see all the 'I hope Debling sweeps her off her feet and she rejects Colin's proposal and she makes him work for it and and and-' nonsense from the fandom and it's always tagged and no matter how many times I block it, it just keeps popping up. I go into the Polin tag for POLIN. I don't give a SHIT about a male love interest other than Colin. Not one. Not a shred. Not an iota.
and also. . .Debling has the 'benefit' of not having depth, or character traits, or HISTORY, so peeps can project onto him however they want, but I'm calling it now, there is NOTHING he could do or be that would make me like him more than Colin. Colin will always hit different, and I will always love him more. and if Pen's not on that same page? lol bye
you want me to believe Penelope and Colin are soulmates and it's romance for her to hem and haw about how difficult a decision it is for her to marry a stranger who knows barely anything about her. . .
when Marina was out here dropping banger lines like 'You were the only man with which I could see myself being happy' and 'I do not care about any of these men, where is Colin?'? like hello??? and she wasn't even fully in love with him!!!! but we'll demonize her until the cows come home in our fandom and make her the villain in Polin's love story for DARING to get in between Polin, yet Debling, a white man, is a darling dear perfect prince for getting in between Polin? existing in our fandom solely so Penelope can be like 'lol, Colin ain't shit, let me entertain any and everyone else'?
if that's the direction it goes then, ten toes down and on my mama, she doesn't deserve Colin and she can move because I'm on my way to court him my damn self
and that's that on that
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We have to talk about this…
Can you IMAGINE what it must have been like to be an Elvis fan in 1960? Like there was basically a two year content drought and then he comes back looking like THIS??
And THIS?
AND THIS???
AND OF COURSE THIS
LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SIR?
Just imagine…
And THEN he has the utter AUDACITY to record Elvis is Back.
Which includes this, with its OBSCENE ending:
And of course this eargasm of a classic:
And THIS, which currently has me in a chokehold:
But NO, that was not enough for our man, no sir. He ALSO had to go on the Frank Sinatra show! Looking like THIS!
And THEN, as if the women of America hadn’t already collapsed from these earth-shattering moments, he goes and does G. I. Blues!
And don’t even get me started with Flaming Star or Wild in the Country!! I’ve reached the image limit for this post already!!
I just…like it would’ve been SO MUCH. I mean, we are more used to the overwhelming Elvis content today and STILL cannot handle it, but just IMAGINE being in 1960 and dealing with this in real time.
Elvis is Back, indeed.
(Thanks to @powerofelvis for indulging these ideas of mine this morning)
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So you're telling me that in the last MONTH alone we've gotten:
them bringing up 69ing in the nap video
several instances of "old married couple" and "i love you" in high profile interviews
rhett bringing up the fact that he has certainly NOT put link's dick in his mouth during the howie podcast
rhett bringing up that he overheard link having sex and then proceeded to have wild sex with his wife (his words not mine), and then the following night acknowledged that he was having sex in the same bed that Link did 24 hours prior and that it made them "closer" and that he wants to "return the favor" in the future
link not just sitting on rhett's lap but literally wedging his butt between rhett's thighs
rhett calling link daddy several times
some of those times being while link is bending him over a chair to spank him
them forcing the bit that their "outfits" were 69ing
and not to mention the abundance of longing stares and touches and all the other gay shit they normally do
edit: also forgot to include the merch with frog and toad and babalink??
how am i supposed to even begin to process this information ? literally what is going on lol
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