#like jesus fucking christ

[actual-changeling]

aziraphale: rescuing me makes him so happy 😍😍😍

crowley when he has to rescue aziraphale:

but keep telling yourself that aziraphale, maybe one day you will fantasize so hard you end up back in reality

#alex talks good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #like jesus FUCKING christ #those arent even rose coloured glasses anymore he's just fucking blind

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

Actually, speaking of the tags on my last post, you guys get so violent over online queer discourse and it’s honestly really fucked up.

I’ve seen baeddels talk about how they want to misgender and beat up “transandrophobia truthers”. I’ve seen people say they’ll kill fellow queer people who use the “toothpaste” ocean mlm flag. I’ve seen exclus talking about sending gore to mspec monos.

You guys seriously need to go outside and maybe get therapy if you have such violent tendencies towards fellow queer people. Like you honestly sound insufferable if you act like this. Where’s this energy towards the politicians killing us? Or do you just hate other queer people who aren’t queer in the way you like?

#like jesus fucking christ #critinclus #baeddel #baeddelism #mspec mono #mspec lesbian #mspec gay #transandrophobia #ocean gay flag #queer discourse

[cemeterything]

actually sickening in this day and age of "instant access to a wealth of information at our fingertips" how utterly useless online search engines are at providing easily accessible helpful resources for learning more about abuse trauma i've experienced and would rather not disclose to anyone outside of a handful of trusted close friends and my therapist for my own peace of mind, meaning i have to slog through hundreds of articles and social media posts about how i'm a sick individual who is more likely to become a violent dangerous criminal and/or abuser because of something i had no choice in and did not ask for in my quest to find a single fucking resource that offers advice on how to cope with and begin to heal from what happened to me. like damn no fucking wonder people like me end up violent and poorly socialized when that's all we're allowed to be. i can literally find instructions for making homemade bombs faster than i can find information on how to help myself be a better person.

#🐉 #mental health tag #abuse tag #like jesus FUCKING christ

[minothtime]

The tragedy that is the Barnes family, who had to watch their only son and his best friend both leave marching towards a war that would eventually claim them, who died without ever knowing they would be alive and reunited in the far future, who died believing they would meet Bucky again yet never did...

And also the tragedy of Bucky and Steve never getting to see their family again, who have to live with the knowledge that they're still alive while Winifred or George or Becca aren't, whose last memory of them is a painful goodbye and broken promises...

Not to mention how Sarah Rogers never was more than a footnote in Captain America's story, when she probably worked so hard just to keep Steve alive and happy, who is only remembered by two (broken, lonely, sad) people, who never got to see the good her son would do...

#man. #it's about the family never back together it's about the lack of knowledge it's about the misplaced guilt etc etc etc #like imagine being any of them. it's just way too much #them standing around two empty graves not even knowing where their corpses were #like jesus fucking christ #stucky #adjacent ig #steve rogers #bucky barnes #barnes family #? how to even tag #anyways sorry I've been in a depressing stucky kick lately

[frnkiebby]

i am legitimately going to sob~🎃

#is he holding a little stuffie?? #his fucking legs #and tattoos #i am so fucking weak for his legs #like jesus fucking christ #i could die happily betwe— wait this isn’t a redacted blog #that stupid white sneaker high sock and shorts combo #he’s such a fucking dad #i cannot #he looks like a fucking tourist at disney holding his kids stuffie while they’re on a ride #and he’s so fucking hot doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING #and we get nail polish frankie #dilf frank for sure #so fucking beautiful #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[call-me-apple]

I think TommyInnit liking a tweet saying c!discduo were mutually obsessed and calling the Finale "the redemption that c!Dream enjoyers were looking for" immediately after the final stream is one of the funniest things he has ever done

#like jesus fucking christ

[missmaywemeetagain]

We have to talk about this…

Can you IMAGINE what it must have been like to be an Elvis fan in 1960? Like there was basically a two year content drought and then he comes back looking like THIS??

And THIS?

AND THIS???

AND OF COURSE THIS

LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SIR?

Just imagine…

And THEN he has the utter AUDACITY to record Elvis is Back.

Which includes this, with its OBSCENE ending:

And of course this eargasm of a classic:

And THIS, which currently has me in a chokehold:

But NO, that was not enough for our man, no sir. He ALSO had to go on the Frank Sinatra show! Looking like THIS!

And THEN, as if the women of America hadn’t already collapsed from these earth-shattering moments, he goes and does G. I. Blues!

And don’t even get me started with Flaming Star or Wild in the Country!! I’ve reached the image limit for this post already!!

I just…like it would’ve been SO MUCH. I mean, we are more used to the overwhelming Elvis content today and STILL cannot handle it, but just IMAGINE being in 1960 and dealing with this in real time.

Elvis is Back, indeed.

(Thanks to @powerofelvis for indulging these ideas of mine this morning)

#like jesus fucking christ #is this how I’m starting my weekend? yes. #elvis presley #elvis #if you’re looking for trouble #you came to the right place #elvis 2022 #elvis movie #elvis presley x reader #austin butler elvis #elvis 1960 #g.i. blues #elvis is back #sexy elvis songs #post army elvis #losing my mind over here it’s fine #Spotify

[charmac]

RCG have said Mac is gay 500 goddamn times. They’ve been saying it for a literal DECADE. The reason he’s ‘seemingly attracted to women in early seasons’ is because he is a fucking character and R(CG) hadn’t decided Mac was gay yet.

He’s 100% GAY. GAY. GAY. FUCKING GAY.

Reddit user place-object-random numbers, your headcanon is fucking dumb. If you want to explore his early season sexuality, HC him as hypersexual (real), internally homophobic (canon), repressed as hell (real). Actual gay men date and sleep with women all the time before figuring themselves out and coming out, headcanon that.

#iasip #mac mcdonald #like jesus fucking christ #he literally hates women good lord #let him be GAY. #fucking hell #rant #sorry #oc

[helpimstuckinafandom]

There's that whole bit about "men written by women" and how cool and sexy they are but Colleen Hoover men take a sledgehammer to that shit

#i am once again listening to 5 hour youtube videos giving me full book summaries for coho books #and god fucking damn i forgot how bad it all is man #like jesus fucking christ #anti colleen hoover #anti coho

[hatchet-boy]

I'm. Ok so Lucifer and Chuck's relationship is sending me absolutely bonkers insane.

"You were my father, and you forsook me."

"I did. I was supposed to love all of creation equally. I wasn't supposed to have favourites. But you...

You were Mine.

I gave you the mark because I loved you the most. Because I thought you were strong enough to bear it. And when I saw that I was wrong, when I watched my choice, devour my.. most cherished son- I hated myself. And so I punished you.

And I am so, sorry."

#like jesus fucking christ #'you were mine' gughhjggujhhh #lucifer was his!!!!! gods most cherished!! his favourite!!!!!!!!!!!! #no wonder he became evil and morally corrupted he had gods love above all other things ripped away from him!! #and lucifer loved god above all other things!!! all of his other creations HE was the favourite! #BUT LUCI DIDNT KNOW HE WAS CHERISHED. HE ONLU KNEW THAT HE WAS BETRAYED LOCKED AWAY. #NOT UNTIL BILLIONS OF YEARS LATER DID HE KNOW HE WAS LOVED #feeling a lil crazy rn cant lie #spn #chuck as god #chuck and lucifer #lucifer #supernatural

[fablexdreams]

Dutch van der Linde really be like: my two sons, who I raised together and taught to be loyal no matter what, are defending and protecting each other like brothers are supposed to...they must be rats. 🤷‍♂️

#john marston #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #this man exhausts me #to no end #he literally stresses me out #the fact he thought John was a traitor #OF ALL PEOPLE #this game gets so painful toward the end #like jesus fucking christ #way down we go fr

[ndplatypus]

I’m sorry but Viz’s writing truly just comes off as how a straight girl writes yaoi fanfiction. Even down to demonizing the female characters who “get in the way” of her gay ship

#helluva boss #hazbin hotel #anti #critism #anti stolitz #stolas #Blitzo #the way she’s so obsessed with top/bottom dynamics in a way that forced her characters into stereotypes and gender roles #uwu soft bottom boy and big confident top #like Jesus fucking Christ

[frnkiebby]

god that face~🎃

#the red and black eyeshadow is such a good look #especially on him #like jesus fucking christ #he’s fucking hot #and those perfect eyebrows???? #just everything about this frimage #everything about frank here #this is the picture that’s gonna seal my fate in hell #and i’m not even mad about it #christ #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

guys I’m not kidding, it’s so fucking over for me.

📸: mronger123

#fuck I need him so fucking bad #like Jesus fucking Christ #like I NEED this man #IM FUCKING SEEING HIM IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS #WAIT NO WHAT THE FUCK #NO IM NOT READY #NONONO I NEED MORE TIME IF HE’S DOING SHIT LIKE THIS #matty healy #the 1975 #still… at their very best

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

Ultrakill fanartists will be like "yeah it's not that good :/ it's just kind of a shitty doodle ik it kinda sucks" and it'll be the most gorgeous piece of art with symbolism that'll make your brain explode and colour pallets that are literally the most beautiful thing youve ever seen. you'll look at it and feel like you've been atomically changed. but oh yeah it's "not good" FUCK YOU MEAN???

#ultrakill #like jesus fucking christ #what do you MEAN #“not good” WRONG #BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS. AMAZING. MEANINFUL. #I SEE YOUR SOUL THROUGH EVERY LINE AND YOU DARE SAY ITS “SHITTY” I WILL PUMMEL YOU

[ghnosis]

mary goore doing the “‘sup” head nod thing at you from the stage

#mary goore #caution: wet floor #like jesus fucking christ #not a panty survived