He's allowed to get himself two kinds of ice cream! He deserves it
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3.5 is gonna be wild
Every Other Mondstadt Character: Yay!! It’s Windblume Festival Time! Collei is back and Timaeus might have a girlfriend! Amber has never been this excited and even the usually closed off characters are opening up! We have all these fun games to play and we’re going to do goofy and sweet and nice things! There’s sales on everything, the entire city looks beautiful, and new friends from Sumeru are here. I wonder where Kaeya is?
Kaeya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Traveler, violently switching between two emotions: Yay! Oh no. Yay! Oh no. Yay! Oh no.
Dainsleif: Hi, here’s some lore. I am going to make you regret ever hurting a specific type of enemy that you will need to kill in a commission tomorrow. Anyways, here’s the most messed up thing I could come up with. My life is suffering. Something, something, your sibling is the bad guy. See you in a year. Bye.
Shenhe wanters: Well that was a pleasant surprise!
Ayaka wanters: Yep...hey, what’s up with them?
Dehya lovers: War...war never changes...
Cyno wanters: They realized that their fave’s kit was badly designed to the point that even hoyoverse recognizes it and thus put her on standard. My question is, what’s up with them?
Eula lovers: War....war has changed....
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Alternate prompt: Happy birthday Arthur!
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Ooh hc that Sigma has a bunch of stuffed animals and they're all named after Greek letters like him. He'll probably lay them out in alphabetical order too.
And say if like one of the fell he'd just be like- "Sorry Beta" and set them up again. (He's definitely the kind of person to apologize to inanimate objects)
He probably rants to them too considered their the only other things who'll listen to him and are not insane hehe.
thats so cute actually oh my god 😭
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I think Crono should surreptitiously slip Magus a fidget toy with zero context and no explanation, I think that would solve half his problems
grumpy wizard fiddling ominously with a fidget cube, which is just something Lucca made out of spare parts in her garage for Crono when he was 5
twirling fidget spinners around in midair like Aang avatar twirling rocks
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Its not quite known as to how the recipe for this cookie was discovered at first, but Purple Yam Cookies are a cookie type that comes equipped with brutal anger issues, volume control problems, and many more things that can make living with them quite the chore. Its not like they DON'T attempt to curb their anger, its just its so easy to set them off it seems like they're not even trying at all!
And tree knows they hate it. They hate it so, so much.
Purple Yam Cookies are a cookie type that requires alot of patience to thrive, someone to hold them back before they do something that they will regret later on in the arsecrack of dawn because they couldn't sleep a wink during the night thinking about it. They do deeply regret their actions if someone they care about gets hurt (especially children or pets), but oftentimes they seem so angry that it seems like it doesn't affect them at all. Milk Cookies do particularly well in balancing out a Purple Yam Cookies anger with patience and kindness, alongside keeping him from doing something he'll regret later, but if by himself with just a roommate, it is highly suggested to get him to participate in calming activities like gardening, he may not act like it's all too great in his book but trust me when I say it is deeply appreciated deep down.
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What are your thoughts, if any, about James Gunn being the new head of dc films?
No opinion whatsoever because
And also because I know very, very little about the rest of the mess.
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The Sheep plush has delighted me so much that I had to pause my work to quickly scribble a young Machete. please enjoy.
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So. I like Wing, but oh god, his design is an absolute nightmare to animate. So I made this version purely for my own survival purposes haha
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mmmmmMMMMMMM
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While I love Steve having a kid that's a nerd, my favorite is if his kid is just like him. He's popular even at 7, he's extroverted, funny, and charming albeit a little strange. He loves sports and struggles in math and doesn't really get english and gets scolded when he laughs in history—sue him he thought it was funny—and has a tendency to get detention but also is somehow a teachers pet all at once.
He has a tendency for feminine things, makes it his own with earrings and the occasional pink flower print shirt.
He begs steve to not work on the car until he gets home from school, cause even at 5, he would rather climb over the fence and run home by himself then learn his dad worked on the cool car without him.
He loves driving and cooking and dancing and loves swimming—aunt Robbie calls him a variety of aquatic animals instead of his name; minnow, fish, stingray, tigershark. Anything went.
They look alike and act alike to the point robin laughs and claims Steve just cloned himself, Eddie says that the kid is actually just Steve brought to the future through time travel. Steve laughs, he loves it ofc but he's never pushed or forced it, it just happened that way.
But there's also times, where Steve sees his son, so like him with big tears in his eyes trying to be tough. Or when all he wants is to sleep in the bed with Steve when he has a nightmare, wants his dad to kiss everything better, when he so easily seeks affection or struggles with school to the point he's getting stress migraines at 9, sees him try so hard to do his best and do what he does well. Sees him fail.
And when Steve sees this, he wonders if maybe he wasn't a bad kid. Didn't need to be tougher, manlier, smarter—better—to deserve love.
Just. Like. Steve seeing that he didn't need to be anything other than what he was. That he has no idea how his parents didn't love him bc how could he ever not love his kid? Just like its okay for him to be how he is and have a kid that a like him as well bc he's pretty great
And like. Its just that idea that Steve could only “heal his inner child” with a kid that's different then him or a girl is kind of sad that it's only that what if him and his son go to every game and constantly have grease on them what then.
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i have now read a total of two(2) fics where gale reallizes post-canon that astarion is basically homeless and invites him to live with him and let me tell you
i. am. obsessed.
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i'm so charmed by the letter trapper gets back from his wife in "kim"
louise mcintyre is hilarious actually
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honestly, the duffer brothers have fucked up with a lot of things, but one of the big ones for me was them not letting Eddie say “i’m glad to be with you, Dustin Henderson. Here at the end of all things.” While Dustin was holding Eddie’s dying body in his arms.
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im so crazy over the tragedy of everything q!bbh does being under a demon pretense even though he's a fallen angel.
do u think he just accepts the demon label because it's easier. do u think he believes it too, and catches himself in his thoughts with "oh, right. im not exactly that". and maybe he believes that he did this to himself? do u think what he did was to protect himself or someone? no matter the fall, he still has so much kindness to give and his brain just isn't wired the way a natural-born demon would be, he can't hold back instincts when time demands it, maybe that's why he fell in the first place.
and when he's finally bad, not good, it's treated like the end of the world, without empathy on why he would act out. do you think this keeps happening? the same scenario, multiple times, every timeline? he has to be used to it. so he has to take it in stride. he's good until he lashes out under extreme pressure, and suddenly he's called demon. and once again he's what heaven made him out to be. what he made himself to be, his brain would ruthlessly provide...
i don't think he wants to be that, though he hides secrets behind secrets of which neither identity is a home... but i don't think he wants to have to change, either. and i don't think that's wrong of him.
...you collapse atlantis ONE TIME and all of a sudden YOU'RE the bad guy and SURE it was FUN but REALLY now,--
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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.
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