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I’m watching Craig of the Creek with the kids I babysit and, um, did anyone else notice the missing child poster for Roger in Lost and Found?!
Like, this child is just straight up LIVING in the creek and this is never questioned? I had wondered in a couple episodes why he was still there when Craig was out late or went back but…
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Someone recently apologised to me for accidentally referring to me as a girl and I’ve been tossing it around in my brain like a rotisserie chicken for ages because like. on the one hand thank you for the acknowledgment and apology that’s very cool of you but also I am so used to being perceived as not a girl but definitely A Girl-like Creature for so long that I just. Don’t really register misgendering anymore?
#personal#delete later#I’m girl-esc#woman-adjacent#I fluctuate between that and just a silly lil guy :)#gender stuff#Ray rants and junk#I used to get this on tumblr a lot too so if you ever feel bad about misgendering me don’t even worry about it lol
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A while back ago I had a lil rant about the pagan/heathen/witch community and made this list with my friend about some problematic aspects about our craft/faith/practise or what ever you call it to help pepole who are new to it.
Idk if it any of worth or if anyone will bother to read all this but I hope its somehow helpfull for you new ones to this path.
(Pardon my 🇬🇧, im a 🇸🇪)
1. Not every polytheist does magic or has an intrest in it and thats ok.
2. Not every norse heathen knows runes or has to know every Rune and meanings to have a meaningfull relation to the gods and nature.
3. Not every raven is a sign of Odin, sometimes it just means you saw a raven and thats just as good if not better if you ask me.
4. Being able to quote havamal in old norse or know every myth and kenning of the gods is good. But does not mean you have a stronger spirital connection the land and the gods then those who dont know it all. It just means you are good at reading. And that in it self is something you should take pride in.
5. A good acorn and some dirt is just as good if not better than any long ritual with ancient chantings sourounded by a collection of crystals.
6. The pebble you find on a walk can shine just as fine on your altar, as the amethyst that was mined and payed for.
7. Your altar dont have to look Nice, it just need to feel Nice.
8. An offering dont have to be big to work. It just have to mean something.
9. Offering one loaf of bread you baked with your own two hands, is worth more than five loafs you payed somone to bake.
10. Just because a pebble dont have a story, does not mean it never had one. And just because a star has a story, does not mean its a good one.
11. If all nature is holy, that includes the parts you dont like or find nasty. Yes even ticks and spiders, mud and horrnets. No one said you had to like holy things.
12. Your body is a temple yes, but you and only you decides what rites and offerings are right the god within said temple.
13. You can still be a drunk horny ape and be spiritual.
14. No illustration of the gods is more corect or more true to their form.
But then there is no garantee everyone will see who its meant to be. And thats ok.
15. Doing spirtual junk and practise magic or healing does not make you more enlightened...
16. Just because you wrote a book about magic, healing and spiritual matters, does not make it a good book or you a good author.
17. Just because someone you look up to said it, does not make it more right. It just means they said it.
18. Making this list to remind the pagan/witch/heathen community to hummble them selfs does not make me better. Im also doing this to just remind myself. Im not better or wiser than any of you lot.
19. Dont ever expect to have your craft respected if you dont give that same respect back to others.
20. It does not matter how old or big your coven or group is. If it has toxic and harmfull parts that clearly hurt and or make pepole unhappy. Then its ok to criticize it. Age or size does not make it untuchble.
21. If a craft or faith says its all about nature but cant change its ways, then it has clearly missed a very important thing about how nature works.
22. Every rock is an altar and every forest is a temple.
23. For every horn of mead you offer to the gods, you should plant at least one seed.
24. If all in this world has a spirit and is alive, does not mean you cant take space and exist and live in it.
25. Its not about beliving. Its about to experience and to perceive. That if you ask me, is the core of animism and polytheism.
#polytheism#heathen#pagan polytheism#norse polytheism#pagan#paganism#fornsed#nordic animism#animism#wicca#witch#spiritual
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Hii!!
I just wanted to tell u that ur lovely and how i love ur hcs
If its not troubling you,may I request general head canons for BEN,like any hcs,his relationship with other or just some weirdly specific hcs like not liking candies or smth lmao
Have a nice day! ^_^
Ahh that’s so sweet, thank you so much! BEN was like my favourite creepypasta when I was younger so I have a very strong connection with him and I have so much to say, thank you for the request!
BEN Drowned headcanons
He is an absolute menace.
Like this kid has one goal in life and that is to be as irritating and annoying as he can possibly be. In my own au he stayed as a 12-13 year old after he died and idk if you’ve met 12-13 year old boys but they are so fucking annoying.
BEN’s annoying in an endearing way though.
He’s kinda upset that he doesn’t age. It doesn’t bother him all the time, but sometimes when he’s watching some of the older people he’s around like Liu and Helen (istg I’m always making up an excuse to mention Helen I’m so sorry y’all) he just gets reminded that he’s never gonna get the chance to grow up.
He’s very smart, god knows he needs to be to work out all the puzzles in LoZ Jesus Christ and he’s basically the Slendermans centre of intelligence. He’s grateful that the slenderman gave him a purpose, he feels like he’s forever in its debt. He’s not the type to flex his big brain but sometimes people can get a bit pissy when he starts talking smart. Again he doesn’t do this intentionally, he just thinks stuff is cool and will go on rants.
Idk if this is a stereotypical take for BEN but I don’t really care; he’s a massive gamer nerd. Like he can see a single frame and be able to identify the game it’s from, he has every cheat code memorised and has all the sims expansions.
Touch of the ‘tism.
He bares a resemblance to Majoras Mask Link (surprise surprise), but he just has the face he has before he died. When he ‘spawned’ reanimated?? Man idk he managed to get his hands on new clothes but keeps his lil Link cosplay in his room.
Unironically wears the triforce and cargo shorts outfit
He doesn’t really have a ‘bedroom,’ he just kinda lives in the CCTV room where he has a few consoles, a beanbag and a mini fridge. He doesn’t really need to eat or sleep, but he can do if he gets bored.
Mainly just eats snacks and junk food, it’s not like he needs to keep shape or worry about his health since he’s already dead. In particular he likes East Asian snacks, the ones you can only get by paying a fortune to get them imported.
He kinda glows?? Like a flickering glow, and if you’re close to him you’ll notice an electric humming sound coming from him, it’s very faint but noticeable. He also totally gives people electric shocks for shits and giggles lmao.
I feel like not many people who live in the mansion are a big fan of him, they don’t exactly HATE him but he’s just been known to piss people off and get on their nerves sometimes.
Works closely with Tim, Brian, Kate and Toby so they’ve just kinda learnt to put up with him. Out of all of them Toby’s probably the one who can handle him the longest.
They might even chat and hangout sometimes idk.
I feel like he would be great friends with Nina and Dina, I mentioned in my mansion hc’s that they would be two of the nicest and welcoming residents and I feel like although BEN isn’t as social as either of them he would still make occasional conversation with others.
He’s particularly close with Sally and it’s absolutely adorable, he always goes the extra mile to make sure she’s happy and makes an effort to play with her. I kinda link this to his frustrations with not aging, taking on a sort of ‘older brother’ role
Since Dina and Helen are close he SOMETIMES gets the chance to see him sometimes (mandatory Helen mention since you all know how much I love him), but since Helen keeps to himself a lot and is very quiet BEN just thinks he’s boring.
Surprisingly he gets along with Puppeteer pretty well, which is probably because they’re both ghostly beings. However he knows how manipulative Johnathan can be so he still stays on guard around him.
Has a kind of love-hate relationship with Jeff, like they despise each other and take the piss out of each other, but they’ll always team up to do some wacky hijinxs together.
All in all he’s a gremlin.
But he’s my gremlin :)
#creepypasta#ben drowned#Ben drowned hcs#ben drowned headcanons#he’s very special to me#11 year old me was obsessed#I put him in a school PowerPoint once
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people are so weird about dewdrop so often, like it’s fine to make him like femme stuff and yeah he’s small but so many are like MY UWU BOY SO SOFT like let him live bro!! he’s messy and weird and neurotic and mean! it esp makes me upset when people do that and then hc him as trans, because it feels really obvious that they’re still stuck in the “all trans men are soft bois” phase. there’s a lot of really good dew forcedfem and dew trans stuff, but I feel like if you’re ONLY writing dew like that, maybe you should re-examine why you automatically hc the short, long haired guy as the feminine and trans one. anyways sorry for the rant, ghouls are genderfuck anyways, trans princess mountain supremacy
i know there was a post circulating about this topic a little while ago. and i know there were some good takes and some . . . not so good takes lmao.
there is definitely a boundary between sexualization and appreciation. some people dont know that line. and, like youve mentioned, some people have biases and stereotypes about thin androgynous trans men that dont ever really . . . expand beyond that point. youre absolutely right that if that is seriously the only way you write 'trans dew' (i say this in quotes really bc i think ghouls have a different idea about gender as a whole, but this conversation, like fat female characters, tends to go beyond just ghost when we have it) then i think taking a step back and asking why that is, is important.
like i mentioned earlier, while its okay to have aspects about your characters that are stereotypical, they have to be balanced and incorporated into things that go beyond sexual actions/identity. or what a person is to other people. bc ive read some totally hot, totally well-rounded stuff with forcefem trans bottom dew, like you said. but it can def get repetitive (and a lil sus) if thats literally all someone writes.
bc big, strong ghouls can have cunts too. tiny feminine ghoulettes can have dicks. these are opposite ends of the spectrum kind of examples, but you get the idea. and again, thats not to say 'oh well if people are saying only this kind of trans ghoul gets written, then i need to go the complete opposite direction and write them the other way!' cause like. gender has nuances and has nothing to do with personality, you feel? can the way you express your gender have to do with personality? yes. but yeah, they dont dictate each other.
and, as a cis person, my advice about trans ghouls in general is you should know the hard lines not to write. and you shouldnt act like you know everything. especially when it comes to transitioning, hormones, surgeries, etc. i hope i dont come across that way, and its why i dont ever explore those aspects in my writing. i dont have the experience (and again, i think it works differently as ghouls but i digress)
BUT. everyone has different experiences regardless of body type and whatever junk you got. thus, everyone can feel differently about the way a trans character is portrayed. some people are like 'hell no i dont want to read about any P in V sex' and others are like 'literally give me every dick in the vicinity'. you know? theres a lot of fluidity (hah) to explore, and i dont think one should be discouraged in writing 'trans' ghouls even if they're cis. take valid criticisms when necessary and needed, but like. they're hellbeasts. they arent human anyway haha. i would like more monster aspects, personally (tentacles anyone?)
and yes, i support the trans princess mountain agenda, please continue to spread it hahaha
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youre so cool,it makes me hate you so much
the older group reacting to you getting your period
[this is the stranger things hawkins high gang]
robin :
>sits and reads to you in funny little accents
>buys you a bunch of junk food
>lets you sit in bed watching netflix and groaning
>then joins you
>makes you watch funny shows to forget the pain
>gets a hot watter bottle and tea (it tastes like dirt)
>if you ask for a tampon or a pad she'll hand you one and go on a rant about the comfortability of pads versus tampons
>cant say the proper terms without cringeing so she ends up saying some made up word for vagina
jonathon :
>is trying his best
>makes you food you like
>judges the positions you choose to sit in
>raids his moms cupboard for medicine and pads
>will drive to food places to get you your cravings
>plays music you like
>shows you wills drawings
>stressed but cares
nancy :
>had it marked on her calender
>has a cupboard full of pads and medicine
>makes sure you have your meds,eat and are comfortable
>gets you some books and a comfortable place to sit
>lipsyncs to madonna with you
>doesnt judge you and helps out as much as she can
>does some homework for you when ure asleep so you wont stress
argyle :
>offers you 🍃
>offers you snacks
>offers you a chess piece thinking its a tampon
chrissy :
>is super sweet
>bakes you something
>watches tv with you
>sleepover and gossips all night
>laughs and takes care of you
>shows you a funny cheer routine
>is basically an angel </3
>watches cheesy romcoms w you
jason :
"it doesnt hurt that bad,ive got hurt worse during basketball,go make me some food,i mean seriously just get u-"
steve :
>freaking out
>calling robin for help
>gets you a shitton of fast food
>puts on cheesy movies
>gives you lil massages
>says 'downstairs bits'
>passes out at the sight of blood
>calls you from the store freaking out
billy :
>puts on tv and live concerts for you
>dances with you
>lets you mess with his hair
>lets you cuddle with him but wont let you tell anybody
>steals meds for you
>has to ask max for help
>doesnt know much,doesnt care much
>hopes youre too hopped up on pain pills to remember
>traces little circles on your thighs whilst you lay down
eddie :
>them vampire eddie au's go crazy
>tries out the weird angles you sleep in
>eats junk with you and watches cartoons
>lets you braid his hair and paint his nails
>practices his guitar infront of you and lets you play
>"hey babe im at the store,what size is your coochie?"
bonus!!☆(my parents)
joyce :
>"ah sweetie cmere" and gives you the biggest hug ever
>has meds and pads ready
>makes you pancakes
>calls alot to check up on you
>gives you a bunch of hugs and hand squeezes
>comforts you and gives you forehead kisses
hop :
>stressed,confused,begging joyce for help
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tag : @annie-bby //thank you for motivating me to finish this😭
#stranger things#stranger things fanfiction#fanfiction#eddie munson#stranger things 4#eddie munson fanfic#eddie stranger things#billy hargrove#billy stranger things#jonathon byers#stranger things headcanons#hopper stranger things#joyce wheeler#joyce stranger things#eddie x reader#billy hargrove fanfiction#billy hargrove headcanon#billy hargove x reader#chrissy stranger things#chrissy cunningham#jason carver#jason stranger things#theres too many people to tag#anyways period tingz#i finally got this finished#alr time to vanish#argyle
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Zetto and/or Kizuna for the character ask?
once again for this...i shall take more if anyone wants to send
under the a cut once again!
ZETTO:
favorite thing about them: when i was a kid the kirb/zetto twist did genuinely make me insane. in a good way. i think hes a really fascinating character in his like...Mentality Switches between personas yk. guy whos a jerk in a funny way vs guy who just actually sucks
least favorite thing about them: honestly i wish it was just made more clear during like episode zero or smth what his stance in sofdti as like....a living thang was? not that it would matter much in the grand scheme of his development but idk kizuna said some SHIT yk
favorite line: id probably say like...a lot of stuff from the nylocke battle in the gemini tournament. absolute lowest point of that guy its really interesting. (obligatory MY ARM AAAAAGHHHHH mention purely because holy shit he was screaming)
brotp: HIM AND GAMESOFT oh my godd them together. aughh. the only two guys who Know the guys who can talk abt shit and he can be sad. solace in understanding and so on
otp: i know its basic but like....alphazet mannn. everything abt the two of them was PAINFULLY gay and its honestly kind of funny kirb (the guy not the character) didnt notice. runner up is him and nylocke becahse i just think they are silly and funny
notp: i dont really have anyone with him that i actively LOATHE but i think its probbably him and kizuna. putting my personal gay zetto hc aside i think theyd both be wayy too codependent unless they got like. therapy. i know a lot of what ive been saying so far makes it sound like i hate kizuna but i dont i PROMISE
random headcanon: i feel like postseries hed find a way to set gs up with a virtual machine desktop of her own so her knowledge of the world can extend beyond what she knows in tome. they spend time bonding over computer science n junk :)
unpopular opinion: im honestly never good at this part but as an adult with better drawing skills now...i actually like drawing his hair
song i associate with them: zetto was never someone i had much of a playlist for back in the day so i had to scrounge a bit but i think i found something satisfactory
favorite picture of them:
KIZUNA:
favorite thing about them: REALLY underrated secondary antagonist, interesting moral code, she has insane girlie guilt over her actions that doesnt get explored enough.....and shes a kitty cat :)
least favorite thing about them: her arc in the original series was like...a little inconclusive? i wish she couldve come to terms with sofdtis sentience and whatnot. the trajectory of a2z is changing her in a way im really liking so far though! im excited to see where she goes
favorite line: that whole rant at the tail end of the series where shes just like. a bunch of people she cared about almost died and she was freaking the fuck out. it hurts....i love her she needs THERAPYY
brotp: she doesnt get to interact with too many characters during the series but in my perfect world i think shed be chill with demonking. dont question my madness i know im right
otp: re the previous answer she doesnt interact with a lot of characters, on this note Especially im hesitant to give a definitive answer but i think if her parallels with flamey were more explored...in my perfect world.........theyd work so spicily
notp: same as zetto but also tacking gs onto this. less out of kizunas ability to see her as a person currently and more that in the future if/when she does end up coming around i do feel like gs would still be hurt by it. theyd be buddies tho:)
random headcanon: with the rpg version of tigerlily i sometimes wish that series kizuna had like...a secret lil roleplay presence. not necessarily on tome itself but she has to cool of SOMEHOW right. she made an anime catgirl avatar i KNOW she has thoughts about that shit
unpopular opinion about them: kizuna is probably the most divisive character ive done for this so far...all i can really say is like...i joke about supporting womens wrongs and stuff but i think introspectively she does have a lot of potential as a character that we dont see a lot of because most of the scenes with her are from zettos perspective. AGAIN tho im reallly liking where a2z is taking her so far i hope i get more scraps
song i associate with them: much like zetto she wasnt someone i had playlists for back in the day however unlike zetto i have the PERFECT one for her. nonexistent meet-cute (idlyam) by vylet pony.... feeling it
favorite picture of them:
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so I just watched the live action lil mermaid (don't ask me about it or I will go on a rant) SO prepare yallselves for the lil mermaid lco au none of yall asked for!
and yes this Tumblr post is all the au u will get, I wish I had the motivation to write a whole fic however I haven't had any ficwriting motivation in a while and I still wanna get this out there
because I like to change things up in aus based on existing ip for the sake of living it up, this is the story of Anthony Lockwood, a young merman, prince of the sea, who is obsessed with humans - he finds them to be such fascinating creatures, just like his parents did before him, but he and all the rest of Atlantica are forbidden of interacting with humans by his older sister, Queen of the oceans Jessica Lockwood, after the former king and queen were killed by fishermen
this doesn't stop Lockwood from collecting human stuff that falls from ships or that he finds in shipwrecks, wondering about human life and wishing he could learn all about it for his parents’ sake, to get the knowledge they so readily died for
this drives him to interact with a passing ship where he spies a bunch of humans celebrating, becoming entranced by one such female human among the crew
this human is Lucy Carlyle, youngest daughter of the queen of a pathetically small and insignificant Caribbean island. A lifetime of being ignored as the seventh in line for her family’s puny title led her to find friendships with the common folk of her island, most of which work as fishermen. Today is her birthday and she’s chosen to celebrate in one of the many boats she usually works in with her peers, dancing and drinking until a terrible storm rocks the sea into a frenzy. Lightning strikes a fire on the boat, forcing everyone to evacuate to the lifeboats.
unable to see the young woman drowned, Lockwood takes the princess and follows the boats back to the island, laying her down in the sand. Seeing as she’s terribly wounded and cold sick, he uses his Siren song, an ability legendarily used by sirens and mermaids to beckon fishermen to the sea so they drown, to heal her, making sure she’s found before he leaves
after this event Jessica could tell something was changed about her brother - his sharp nature suddenly dulled with daydreaming, and wonders if his stubborn attitude has finally been met with the stinging needle of love. She’s sorely disappointed to find it so, not with a fellow oceanid, but a human girl. In a desperate attempt to keep her brother safe, she destroys the secret collection of human junk his treasured
betrayed and hurt, Lockwood’s approached by a strange kelpie. She claims to have been an old friend of his parents who wishes nothing more than to aid her old friend’s beloved son in his our of need. A striking siren by the name of Marissa, she promises him to make his wish come true with magic almost as powerful as his sister’s - she can make him a human.
blinded by the possibility of seeing the girl his so infatuated by, Lockwood readily signs Marissa’s impossible contract; trading his Siren song/voice for legs, vowing to procure a true love’s kiss from the princess before the third sunset. he manages to swim back towards the island he took her to, and is quickly found by the townspeople, assuming he’d been shipwrecked from a trading ship, those pass a lot by the isle on their routes
since her rescue, princess Lucy had been all but obsessed with finding the mysterious man who saved her. It was nothing short of expected that she’d want to thank them, but the longer time passed since, the more seemed to go deeper than that to her friends. A growing desperation drove her to ask her family’s limited resources to search for him again and again, all throughout the island and the neighboring ones - Siren’s songs do have addictive qualities, probably the reason they were used in legend to compel fishermen to jump off their boats when they heard it
on one day she's about to search for the mystery man, she finds the townspeople helping a castaway who’d just washed up shore. Awash with empathy, she offers him a stay at her family’s modest manor, hoping that a comfortable bed, a safe roof and warm food might shake off the horrors he lived enough to restore his voice
despite her mind still being desperate to find the man who saved her, Lucy can't help but be taken by the castaway, mute though he is, and how he seems to be intrigued by everything around him - unable to express a single thought yet so clearly filled with ideas and emotions and desires - its endearing. she allows herself to be pulled away from her quest yet a second day in favor of showing him the small island, introducing him to her friends and watching him discover the world like it was new
by the end of the day she finds herself exploring the few inhabited areas of the isle where flora thrives the most with him, enjoying a quiet row boat jaunt. somehow she felt at peace there, just listening to the singing of crickets and the water rippling under them with a man who’s name she didn’t even know but whom it felt like she knew better than anyone else. there was something about him that gave her a strange feeling, one she’d never known - despite all the things they saw that day, his eyes always returned to her, his attention always came back to her. even now, faced with the beauty of a perfect night, he seemed to have eyes only for her. He spoke without words, a language that seemed to be made only for her and that she longed to understand
even the row boat getting tipped couldn’t ruin the night for her as she led him back to the manor, soaking wet and laughing, wishing him a good night. it wasn't much later that night that, while watching the sea out from her window, she’d hear the same melodiously masculine voice that spoke to her on the day she was rescued, and the Siren song’s hold on her would be revived once more into a frenzied bliss, finally finding the man
the next morning Lockwood wakes up to the manor’s loud preparations for a party, hearing the few servants around talk about the youngest princess having finally found the man who’d rescued her and her desire to wed him immediately. Despite the unfortunate interruption they’d suffered last night, Lockwood couldn’t have been more happy that he’d managed make her see the truth - he had saved her! he loved her! he wanted to be with her in this magnificent island of hers forever!
he searched for her to express his delight, only to find her and her family discussing the wedding, another man’s arm around her.
maybe he misread the signs. maybe he should have been more forward, however he could have done it without his voice, but he’d lost. he’d lost her. she’d fallen for another man, and he’d have to return to the ocean
idk who the fuck is the seagull, i didnt think that part bUT WHOEVER IT IS TELLS HIM ABOUT THE WITCH OR WTHEVER
lockwood hurries back to the Carlyle’s manor, intent on stopping the wedding. Just before the third sunset he manages to tear the necklace off the guy’s neck, releasing his Siren song
the spell of the Siren song breaks and lucy finally recognizes lockwood, not just as the guy who saved her, but the guy shes really in love with, and she runs forth to embrace him-
the sun sets and lockwood doubles over in pain. he looks down to see his legs tear off his clothes, transforming back into a single long tail. the guy transforms back into Marissa, the sea witch, who quickly makes her way back to the sea, dragging lockwood back with her
big fight happens, i dont particularly care about this part, all u need to know is yes lucy stabs marissa with a sunken boat, that bitch basically becomes fried fish
jessica sees how affected her brother is having to leave that human girl behind and decides to give him his human legs back so he can live with her
#wolfs disney scribbles#wolf shitposts#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#lockwood and co netflix#lockwood and co tv show#lockwood and co fanfiction#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#lockwood spoilers#I mean not really lnco spoilers but yes cause this is derived from the books canon so watch out#I feel like lockwoods the only one dumb enough to trust a sea witch that's why his the lil mermaid here Lucys wouldn't fall for that#its literally the movie but locklyle#i wrote this at like 1 am#this has been sitting in my notes for like a month still i wrote this after watching the movie
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After Griffith got reborn he finally got his BBL 😏😏
you all know how shitty the berserk 2016 to 2017 animation was, right? And how much better the manga is, right?? Ok, this is a headcannon that Griffith after he got reborn ...he gain a little bubble butt and some juicy thighs and some plump lips ,longer hair, longer lashes, and I know how much of a whore Griffith when it comes to things like his dreams, power,money. And how much of a whore he is when it comes to how he feels about guts and to be honest how isn't a horny when a beefy muscular 6'8 man with a dumptruck of an ass and how massive and his breasts are but yet again back on track of Griffiths rebirth I like to think he finally gets lil junk in the trunk I mean even guts hallucinating or daydreaming about Griffith being NUDE! And flashing his bubble butt and I'm still hanging on to the idea that guts is a bisexual man with a fuckton of internalized homophobia and Griffith only did the eplispe because he was mad and jealous and thought "fuck it! If he wanna like this imma hurt him a lot worse!! Fuck falling in love!! I'll follow my dream by any means nessasary!" Did all that shit killed the band of the hawk!! Harassed casca! And shit it hurt it cost guts an eye and arm and now lets talk about the last chapter of berserk chapter 394's ending with Griffith crying?? Maybe he finally feels regret but it's late now it's already has been done, and then I learned that the moonlight boy is Griffith because y'know Griffith truly at heart is like a child seeking ..yearning for comfort, warmth for a someone like guts...and
And my opinion still stands that berserk would be a lot shorter of Griffith And guts had a long and content 12 hour long sex scene and
Griffith low-key has a dumpy 🍑
Thanks for listening to rant 😘
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Ranting over Foster’s episodes is a must
Absolute favorite tier
Bloooo: I really like this episode and I call it one of my favorites because I like the comedy in it. It's really funny when Bloo is unintentionally scaring the gang and I like how Bloo can change colors like in this episode and Bad Dare Day where he smells the sneaker wearing imaginary friend's feet. I wish they used that characteristic more in the show :(
Destination Imagination: My favorite tv movie. It's really good to me imo because I really like World as a character and I like how the gang realizes how they've been treating Frankie like crap and they try to make it up to her. The sweetest thing though is World and Frankie's friendship. The fact Frankie is so nice to this kid she just met shows how good of a caretaker she is. She's not appreciated enough ;(
A Lost Claus: I just love Christmas. And I find it so adorable that Mac prays to Santa to give him a sign that he really does exist, like underwear. it reminds me of my childhood where I believed hard in Santa when I was around Mac's age.
Race for Your Life, Mac and Bloo: One of my favorites because I really like it when Mac and Bloo have a rivalry and they fight (within reason), except it's actually funny and not unbearable (like in a CERTAIN episode I will mention for last) The ending is the funniest thing because Bloo is BSing about him winning, using the "delirious exhausted and dehydrated" excuse that there probably wasn't even a race since they were both crazy. But I wish the "bloo won" ending was used because I like it when Mac acts cunning. It shows exactly where Bloo gets this behavior from.
Bad Dare Day: another episode where a Mac and Bloo rivalry is actually pretty funny. I like the dare wars and that ending where after Bloo tells Mac that he exposed his Frankie crush on the foster's blog months ago, Mac just beats his ass and Bloo's like "I DARE you not to hit me that! I dare you to-AAAAAH!!" and that part where Mac and Bloo are impersonating each other.
The bloo superdude episodes: Extremely funny episodes in my opinion, in the first one I really like how Bloo makes his insane story funny and entertaining (his imagination is very wide) and the reveal that his story was just a coverup so Mac wouldn't find out about how Bloo broke his gameboy. I like the second one because 1. I like episodes where characters get sick and 2. once again, Bloo's wild imagination is entertaining to watch.
Nightmare on wilson way: The part where Mac turns into a sugar-crazed maniac and Bloo rides his back like a darn horse was the best part of this episode. I like how Bloo was singing that zombie fighters song while Mac was kicking ass. The only thing I didn't like in that episode was when Frankie tells Bloo off for defending himself but if the zombies were outside the room where Mac and Bloo was, they would've heard Bloo's crazy plan to give Mac sugar and they had many chances to stop him. But overally the episode was funny and entertaining so I don't mind too much.
Squeeze the Day: my favorite episode in the show. I like the parts where Mac and Bloo go crazy in the house, the part where they indulge in junk food, the part where they try to watch "adult" movies, and the part where call each other fatties cuz they can't slide down the stairs on a painting XD. It showcases their friendship really well, and once again we see where Bloo gets his behavior from as it was Mac's idea to go crazy and do the "best things" in the house while they were alone.
Go Goo Go: I love this episode very much too. I love Goo as a character because she's unapologetically weird, crazy, talks a lot, funny, and she's adorable (my favorite voice role from Grey DeLisle imo). Minus the talking parts, she reminds me of my kid self: lack of social skills and knowledge of social cues, extremely weird, lack of friends, and definitely funny. She even looked like me too lol. I like her lil redemption arc where she finally gains control of her powers and stops imagining friends like willy nilly so she can get to know the friends she already has. This episode hits hard too, with that sad scene where Goo explains why she creates so many friends :(.
Make Believe it or Not: Once again another entertaining Goo-centric episode. I like the part where mac and goo get into a serious argument about the lore of their pretend game, the part where Goo explains what happened to the gang in machine gun talk fashion, the tickling of mac and bloo, and the reveal that Goo one-upped Mac by giving the space nut boogies special underwear so they can deflect Mac's attack, XD.
Bus the two of us: I like joyrides, the Wilt parts and Bloo trying to drive via using plungers as legs, and Goo trying to help Wilt by imagining a Mac with a long tongue and a Bloo that speaks Japanese in a very American accent XD
Pranks for Nothing: the pranks were entertaining, and I got a ton of laughs :)
Honorable mention to this episode though: Infernal Slumber. I surprisingly really enjoyed this episode, despite how stupid the premise actually is. Even Bloo at his worst knows that going to Mac's apartment is a really bad idea. But this episode was actually really entertaining and quite funny, especially the parts with Goo in it XD and the ending where after Terrence tries to snitch all his mom says is "you're grounded" lol
The suck tier
Bye bye nerdy: this is the least worst one, but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Even though bloo can be a jerk, him getting frustrated at Mac for not having any friends at school was uncalled for. And I felt really bad when Mac got made fun of at the end, but I did like the part where Mac defended Bloo by saying that they were best friends.
Everyone knows it's bendy: surprising this is also a least worst one. It still sucks but since it's only 11 minutes long I don't have any strong feelings for how dumb this episode is. How do Frankie and Mr. Herriman believe some guy they just met over WILT?!
Goodbye to bloo: not as bad as the ones I'm gonna mention soon, but I still feel like this finale stinked. it felt too regular of an episode. One thing I hope is that Mac at least told Louise that she could just visit cheese like how mac visits bloo everyday. overall, a pretty lame finale. Disappointing.
Imposter's home for uhhh make em up pals: AWFUL. LITERALLY TERRIBLE. there was no reason for Frankie to be humiliated this hard. Goofball was literally misbehaving and he just got away with it! I'm just gonna move on because if I ranted all day about this episode...oh booy...this episode stinked. Why did lauren faust apologize for bendy and not this episode?? At least the bendy episode wasn't 22 minutes of torturing a very patient and great caretaker.
Foster's goes to europe: so boring, and the fact that the ending is a bunch of grown adults belittling and making an eight year old boy feel bad for losing tickets just leaves a poor taste in my mouth.
Affair weather friends: also leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel like talking about this one because it's not too memorable for me.
Now onto the literally unbearable tier...
I ONLY HAVE SURPRISE FOR YOU IS THE WORST EPISODE IN THE WHOLE SHOW. IT SHOULD'VE NEVER BEEN MADE AND I DON'T KNOW WHO THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS FOR A YOUNG BOY TO BE MERCILESSLY HUMILIATED BY HIS ONLY FRIENDS TWICE IN ONE DAY. The worst part is that Mac does nothing to deserve it. This episode tries to paint Mac as a crazy person but the thing is HE'S NOT CRAZY! HE RIGHTFULLY TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THE EMBARASSMENT HE KNOWS IS ABOUT TO REEK HAVOC ON HIS DAY. I still don't get why Wilt Frankie Goo and Mr. Herriman would even go along with such a mean prank. Wilt is the nicest guy in the whole show, Frankie can't even stand Bloo and his dumb pranks, and she clearly respects Mac as a person, Goo's only friend is Mac, I still don't get why she would humiliate and make fun of the only close friend she really has, and Mr. Herriman is a strict no-nonsense dude. Why would they even go along with such things?! It makes no sense. It's so unnecessarily mean. Even Bloo isn't usually this much of a jerk! I wish the ending at least had Mac just beat his ass instead of him running into the cake. it makes me mad that Bloo got no punishment. An episode that does this premise right is "Fools in April" from Spongebob. Squidward makes Spongebob cry from pulling a mean prank and he gets rightfully scorned by the krusty krab for it, so he tries to apologize. THAT'S how you do a humiliating prank episode right, Foster's!
Anyways, this is one of my favorite cartoons. I hope you enjoyed my nerdy rant XD
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I turned Kiki and her Dad from Kiki’s Delivery Service into Luz and Raine.
I did two of each picture. One with Luz’s look in the show and one…
With Luz as a Raida Baby!
#lil rants about junk#lil draws#lil’s shitty photoshops#Luz Noceda#Raine Whispers#kiki’s delivery service#The Owl House
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I’m not sure why but I really really wanna write Spanish Jackie and Ed as exes who are still married. Like they got married super young, neither of them really wanted to do it (maybe they did it as part of a scheme or trick or something? Nobody really knows) and they’re still technically married, so they have this fun married-divorcees-who-lowkey-hate-each-other energy
#ray rants and junk#thoughts of endless night#how do y’all feel about that for chapter 3?#cause honestly I’d LOVE to write it#it’s not even a headcanon or something that I think will ever be in the show I just think it would be fun for my story lol#ofmd#our flag means death#fanfiction#Spanish Jackie#Edward teach#blackbeard#obviously he’s gonna end up with stede like ofc but as just a lil side tangent I think this would be fun#I know a lot of people headcanon her as Izzy’s ex wife and tbh I LOVE that hc but for the sake of my story Izzy is Not Relevant#(I’m sorry Izzy stans)
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hey wassup hello.?
So in my efforts of being an eclectic adult with interests I'm passionate about and the desire to have communities of people I can chat about said interests with, I came to Tumblr. My big sister was all over it when I was younger (circa 2012) so to me this site is like Twitter meets Google+, a bunch of fandoms in their lil bubbles that you can dip in to whenever you need SOMEONE to share your episode breakdowns, favorite characters or "Why this show sucks" rants with. Whether or not that's how Tumblr really is in 2023, I want to use it as such.
That being said I'll be posting content on stuff like Black Music, Media & Progression, Black Pop Culture, anime, and animated shows & characters. In reality I'm no writer and I don't aspire to be one, I just be having alooottt to say lol. I don't seek fame or recognition however the mental effects of social media DO work on me, I in-fact do feel tht dopamine rush that comes from engagements and having my sentiments shared with others does feel nice.
That's all, just felt like doing an intro of the overall vibe of this blog and junk, if you read this far thanks!
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Hi I saw your recent post about some problematic aspects in the pagan/heathen/witch community. I noticed you said you are swedish and there were a few (very minor) typos in your post. I hope you don't find me presumptuous but I retyped it without the typos/grammar errors if you want, however if you feel this is out of line or you don't really care then my apologies, I don't want to offend you. If you are interested I am pasting the edited version below, but also feel free to ignore. (I really enjoyed the post also, it brought up a lot of really good points and the grammar errors were pretty minor)
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A while back ago I had a lil rant about the pagan/heathen/witch community and made this list with my friend about some problematic aspects about our craft/faith/practise or whatever you call it to help people who are new to it.
Idk if it any of worth or if anyone will bother to read all this but I hope its somehow helpful for you new ones to this path.
(Pardon my 🇬🇧, I’m a 🇸🇪)
1. Not every polytheist does magic or has an interest in it and that’s ok.
2. Not every norse heathen knows runes or has to know every Rune and meanings to have a meaningful relation to the gods and nature.
3. Not every raven is a sign of Odin, sometimes it just means you saw a raven and that’s just as good if not better if you ask me.
4. Being able to quote havamal in old norse or know every myth and kenning of the gods is good but does not mean you have a stronger spiritual connection the land and the gods than those who don’t know it all. It just means you are good at reading. And that in itself is something you should take pride in.
5. A good acorn and some dirt is just as good if not better than any long ritual with ancient chantings surrounded by a collection of crystals.
6. The pebble you find on a walk can shine just as fine on your altar, as the amethyst that was mined and paid for.
7. Your altar doesn’t have to look Nice, it just needs to feel Nice.
8. An offering doesn’t have to be big to work. It just has to mean something.
9. Offering one loaf of bread you baked with your own two hands, is worth more than five loafs you paid someone to bake.
10. Just because a pebble doesn’t have a story, does not mean it never had one. And just because a star has a story, does not mean it’s a good one.
11. If all nature is holy, that includes the parts you don’t like or find nasty. Yes, even ticks and spiders, mud and hornets. No one said you had to like holy things.
12. Your body is a temple yes, but you and only you decide what rites and offerings are right for the god within said temple.
13. You can still be a drunk horny ape and be spiritual.
14. No illustration of the gods is more correct or more true to their form.
But then there is no guarantee everyone will see who its meant to be. And that’s ok.
15. Doing spiritual junk and practising magic or healing does not make you more enlightened...
16. Just because you wrote a book about magic, healing, and spiritual matters, does not make it a good book or you a good author.
17. Just because someone you look up to said it, does not make it more right. It just means they said it.
18. Making this list to remind the pagan/witch/heathen community to humble themselves does not make me better. I’m also doing this to just remind myself. I’m not better or wiser than any of you lot.
19. Don’t ever expect to have your craft respected if you don’t give that same respect back to others.
20. It does not matter how old or big your coven or group is, if it has toxic and harmful parts that clearly hurt and or make people unhappy. Then its ok to criticize it. Age or size does not make it untouchable.
21. If a craft or faith says it’s all about nature but can’t change its ways, then it has clearly missed a very important thing about how nature works.
22. Every rock is an altar and every forest is a temple.
23. For every horn of mead you offer to the gods, you should plant at least one seed.
24. If all in this world has a spirit and is alive, does not mean you can’t take space and exist and live in it.
25. It’s not about believing. It’s about to experience and to perceive. That, if you ask me, is the core of animism and polytheism.
Oh thank you! No I dont mind at all! Im just flatterd you took the time to help me out! Very kind of you whom ever you are ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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#personal#ranting#tw weight mention#been feeling pretty insecure about my weight lately#school has been stressful af so im eating junk for a quick boost or im eating to feel good#which is okay but ive definitely been overdoing it#i cant work out because of my kidney#so im a lil insecure and a lil stressed#my old disorder type of thinking made me feel good when I lost a bunch of weight due to back pain#but now im gaining it back because im feeling a little better#i just need to keep a positive mind set#when I finally have my surgery and heal I can do yoga again#and thus feel more comfortable in my body#if anyone has read this far#send me good vibes pls
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could i send a req for emily junk? maybe a little angsty w/ a fluffy ending where reader is friends w/ benji and knows he has a crush on emily and doesn't wanna break his heart so they stay silent about their own crush on her ,, thanks :D
emily junk x reader
warnings: not proofread. like at all. lil but of self doubt, some sadness
a/n: hope you like it :)
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“I have a crush on the new Bella.”
You dropped the handful of popcorn you had onto the floor.
“What?” you whispered.
“The new girl, Emily Junk. I-I have a crush on her.”
You and Benji were having your weekly movie night when he dropped the bomb.
You’d been friends with him for a while now. Despite the fact that the two of you were practically polar opposite, you bonded and became the best of buds.
You were more on the quiet, reserved side but Benji was brighter and more energetic in a way.
Maybe that was why you kept quiet about your liking towards the young brunette. She probably preferred Benji over you, light over dark, happy versus brooding. To you, you never stood much of a chance to begin with.
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You listened as Benji ranted on and on and on about Emily. About how nice her smile was. About how her eyes shined in the light. About how she spoke.
No matter how much it hurt you to hear someone else express interest in the woman you cared for so deeply, you listened.
You listened.
Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily. Emily this, Emily that.
“Hey guys!”
Speak of the devil and he shall appear, you suppose.
“Heyy..” your friend trailed off. “Do you wanna see a magic trick?”
Benji didn’t wait for an answer before pulling things out of his jacket.
But Emily didn’t pay attention to him. Instead, she turned to you.
“Hey,” she whispered.
“H-hi,” you responded. You see what Benji was talking about when he mentioned how her eyes glittered in the sun.
“We haven’t been hanging out much. I…I wanna change that.”
Your eyes bulged out of your head and you pointed to yourself.
“You..you wanna hang out with me? For real?”
“Yeah. For real,” she nodded. “Saturday night, maybe? My room?”
“Uh yeah, yeah for sure,” you stuttered.
“I’ll see you then,” the brunette said and walked away.
Benji finally snapped out of his trance and dropped the arm that was holding the infinity ribbon.
“How did I do?”
You looked up at him and pursed your lips.
“It was..it was alright.”
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Saturday night came slow. Whether it was because of your anxiousness or your excitedness, time seemed to drag on.
But finally the time came, and you were on your way to Emily’s apartment, safely evading any questions Benji might have.
You gently knocked on the door and waited for a few moments. Your palms became sweaty as you swayed from your toes to your heels.
You couldn’t help but think that you were reading too deeply into this. A girl like Emily could never be into someone like you. She was this happy and bright girl, who could possibly have anyone she wanted if she tried. And you were just you.
But if she wanted Benji, then she would’ve entertained his magic trick that day, right? He would be standing here instead of you. Right?
Before you could think about it any further, the door swung open and you were met with Emily and her bright smile.
“Hey,” she greeted breathlessly. “You made it.”
“I did,” you nodded with a slightly awkward smile.
There was a beat or two of silence where the two of you just took each other in.
“Come in, come in,” the brunette waved and opened the door further.
You followed her in and the two of you made yourselves comfortable on her bed, a decent distance away from each other.
“Is there..is there anything you wanna watch in particular?”
“No, no,” you shook your head. “Anything’s fine.”
Emily nodded and scrolled through Netflix, which was set up on her laptop. Eventually, she clicked on some random title and set the device between the two of you.
As the two of you watched the movie, you noticed this lingering tension in the air that you couldn’t shake. You didn’t know if it was your nerves or if something was really going on.
“I like you!” the woman next to you blurted out. Your eyes widened to the size of saucers. “God! That was the whole purpose of this. So that I could confess, we could cuddle and watch a movie together. But that would be if you reciprocated my feelings! The more I talk the more I regret this! Why did I just blurt that out?” she questioned, groaning out the last word.
You, on the other hand, sat stock still, trying to process everything.
Emily liked you back. She liked you. Not Benji, but you. Just you.
“Y-you like me?” you whispered.
“Well, yeah. Did you..not hear what I said?”
“No, I did..it’s just,” you paused. “There’s a lot more out there than…me. Why me?”
“Because it’s you,” she shrugged as if it were so simple.
But right now, you didn’t care. Because the girl of your dreams liked you back and you weren’t imagining things.
Hesitantly, you got up on your knees and crawled closer to Emily. Pressing a cheek to her cheek, you let a small smile grow on your lips.
“I like you too.”
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