#My life is fucking hell

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[theinkbunny]

my family after finding out that no, my reaction to pain isn’t to cry or whine, but to become hyperaggressive to anybody nearby

#This is because the fact I’m constantly at every given moment holding so much hatred and anger #So much pain and suffering that it takes a toll on my fucking soul and I still choose to love. To create. #I choose to be peaceful most of the time #My past was not fair. It wasn’t acceptable at all. I shouldn’t be alive right now #And I know for years my life is going to be shit. I’m going to be socially outcasted due to shit I cannot control #I have spent from the age of three fucking years old to now not being able to go outside in the winter with others #It’s going to stay for the rest of my life. I’ll never build a snowman. I’ll never eat an icicle. I’ll never go sledding #I am forever going to live without those memories that people take for granted. #I have to stay inside and try to scratch the feeling of his hands all over me off while people get to play and have fun #My life is fucking hell #And yet? I’m still KIND TO PEOPLE THE BEST I CAN #I AM TRYING I REALLY AM #But when I’m in pain to the point I can’t move for hours I am going to be a bitch. #The anger is festering and boiling and it’s going to end up hurting somebody or me. #I fucking hate anger issues so badly #It’s so fucking trivialized #Like “ohhhh it’s funny when people are angu over stuff!!!” But the same people get annoyed when I actually show the bad sides of it #I have fucking holes in my walls. I have shattered windows at seven years old. I get stressed and I have to throw things or I AM GOING TO - #- TAKE IT OUT ON ANOTHER PERSON. I don’t want to be who I am but I have to. I’m trying so hard and I’m failing

[amylove5]

Are you horny? 

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[fagitsukareita]

s2 e8 of saiki k. saiki reveals that ever since he time traveled to the past and accidentally messed up the timeline in an earlier episode, he's been getting stuck in time loops. it's implied that this is caused by saiki's own anxieties, as clearing his head breaks him out of these loops. immediately after this is revealed, nendou almost dies violently, barely being saved by saiki's powers at the last second. time loops. saiki watches nendou die violently in front of him 16,785 times before breaking the loop by dissociating so heavily that he manages to save nendou without consciously thinking about it. this is entirely played as a gag and is never mentioned ever again.

#WHY IS THIS ANIME A FUCKING HORROR SHOW. WTF WAS THAT. #i entirely forgot this happened until i reached it in my rewatch rn WHAT THE HELL #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo

[leo-bandito]

lineup fer an AU I've been slowly rotating in my head for a month or so.... sniles....

#SNILES EVILLY. I will post more about this au. I promise. Maybe moreso on my main. Maybe I should just make a HL sideblog. #Whatever. YÆY #Benry Forzen & Sunkist are all ghosts. I'm not sure about. Gman? I cannae decide whether I want him 2 be a ghost or smth else. #I still can't believe I made a lineup for an AU before an actual hlvrai lineup. What's my fucking problem #hlvrai #hlvrai au #gordon #tommy coolatta #dr coomer #Dr bubby #Darnold #Benry #Benrey #Forzen #Sunkist #Fucking hell #the science team #tommy hlvrai #gordon hlvrai #dr coomer hlvrai #Bubby hlvrai #benrey hlvrai #benry hlvrai #darnold hlvrai #forzen hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #half life vr ai #Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters au #sunkist hlvrai

[apollos-olives]

unless it is ABSOLUTELY necessary for you to go out to do your work or school, then participate in the strike. i get it, life happens. sometimes you can't skip stuff. hell, even i can't skip everything tomorrow, but that doesn't mean you can't do your part. do what is absolutely necessary for you and your life, and then join the strike for us. join a protest, don't go out to eat, post more awareness on social media, do whatever you can. if you can't do one thing then find something else to do. there are countless ways you can help. do not feel guilty that you have to take care of your life, but try to give as much of your time and dedication to supporting the palestinian cause. good night and free palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸

#i get it guys #it's finals season #hell i can't even skip my classes tomorrow because i was gone all last week and i'm devastatingly behind and need to catch up on my classes #or else i'm going to fuck up my life even worse than it already is #like i get it #but once you're done with your work then please strike with us #show support #palestine #free palestine

[nando161mando]

#homeless #homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency #homeless people #rent is theft #rent is too damn high #landlords are parasites #fuck landlords #landlords are scum #landlords are leeches #landlords are bastards #i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions #landlords #i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14 #court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid #we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act #landlord #rental #rent #auspol #politas #ausgov #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich

[chalkeater]

Best friend to best friend communication (w/ @3boodr)

#deltarune #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #simon petrikov #funniest fucking set of tags ever . lol #susart #fictive #fictives #thinking if i should post my vent here. yes i will. later. because i look back at it and im like what the hell is my life (hashtag FUNNY) #also kris you keep changing your username #its RLLY funny because my most top posts link to like nobodies now LOL #kris p #myself

[biblically-accurate-dca]

day 10: fursona!!!

#my art #daycare attendant #sundrop #sunnydrop #moondrop #dca fandom #cringetober #yeah i skipped day 9... i didnt wanna draw ship art lmao #anyway!! about this drawing!!!! i was originally gonna go with a fox #partially because of kids cove being next to the daycare in sb.. but also because of celestial foxes #i ended up changing that idea to sun being a lion (couldnt think of anything better) and moon being a rabbit (moon rabbits + you know) #but all those ideas changed into THIS because i cannot draw animals for the life of me. LMAO #anyway tumblr fucking killed my post when i tried posting this for the first time.... what the hell man

[beastofwant]

ohhh so this saga just will not end, okay!!!

last month I started an emergency fundraiser because the situation with my neighbor, who has been showing stalker-like behavior, escalated to the point where I no longer felt safe staying in my apartment. here's that original post

I'd remade my tiktok a few weeks ago after several years of inactivity to use for venting & vlogging. it had like no followers + just two videos uploaded. I got this text immediately after I saw him at the top of the stairs to the ground floor as I was coming back in from checking the mail. I had the "find by contacts" shit all turned off so idk HOW he found my tiny nothing tiktok (it's privated now) but he decided to send me this message about it. some of the things he mentioned in the text (like listening at my door???? I said listening to hear my door open/close but not listening at it) aren't even things I talked about which is also raising some alarm bells.

I haven't responded to his texts in months but he continues to send them and now it's shit like this. I am truly beyond words. it's incredible how the second he is confronted with how weird his behavior is I am "evil". I didn't film him, I didn't post any identifying information other than "my creepy upstairs neighbor" and now he is mad that the shoe fits when he's the one that tried it on.

My lease is up at the end of the month regardless, and I'm hunting for apartments actively. I need to get out of here, and I'm doing everything in my power to do that, but I need help with application fees, transportation and moving costs, and a deposit. I'm seeing a place on the 11th (tomorrow, as of when I write this) that seems promising and really hope it ends up being the one. I'm sorry I've had to post about this so much, but mutual aid has legitimately been the only way I have ever been able to pull myself out of a hole like this. even just a few dollars does help.

v3nm0 is alumirust c4sh4pp is $doppelgougar p@yp44l is [email protected] buy some of my art GFM fundraiser link

#could it be that I- a chaser harassing this random trans person- am in the wrong? #No. It's clearly the random trans person I have arbitrarily decided is everything I need in life despite being young enough to be my child #who is at fault here! #fucking. hell. #he knows I have ptsd from domestic violence btw I talked about it to him once before he was overtly creepy and i thought i could trust him #he literally started being worse AFTER that and i was like oh. oh that was a mistake and im naive. #idk its a nightmare i really want to be over with soon

[dadvans]

i'm just being silly but also i do have a three-page document on differences in american vocabulary, grammar, punctation and syntax for those interested because 🥲

#He Would Not Fucking Say That: The Document #fighting for my life every day on ao3 #fandom #fic #what the hell is a tea room

[kinkycouple2020seven]

Happy Thursday!!! It’s almost the weekend!!

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[xmaplemistyx]

Who is hungry today?

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[amylove5]

Message me to see what’s behind the emoji 👀

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[oliviasluttyblog]

Rate my rock🥹. Ps reblog and dm for something nice😘

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[zelreedsandwrites]

Me, opening Google docs to check if the author (who is me) has updated her fics:

Fics: *are exactly the same as I fucking left them*

Me:

#i actually use the Scrivener app cuz docs on mobile is hell #imodna #imogen x laudna #ao3fic #fanfic #ao3 #last post for now I swear lmao #I’ve literally never had more notifications in my entire life what the fuck is happening #reassuring to know all of us are avoiding writing our fics #…. by being mad about our fics not being written lmaoooo