happy bday king missing you every day
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(via Norm Macdonald Constant Shitting on OJ Simpson)
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Credit goes to Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens.
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Finding a comedian who has the exact same sense of humor as you or a musician who's writing music that fits right into your brain or an author who just fundamentally gets you in a way that even you don't fully understand is one of the most amazing experiences in life, it's like meeting your soulmate except that it's actually happening to me
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BREAKING NEWS
Norm Macdonald has been seen rising from the grave to do one more episode of SNL where he roasts OJ Simpson one last time.
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Jaune: ...Do you remember when I picked you up this morning?
Nora: Yeah, of course!
Jaune: We went to the diner and you had two eggs over medium and half of my pancakes. Then on the way back, we stopped at the convenience store. You remember that?
Nora: Uh-huh.
Jaune: You had two hot dogs and a bag of pork rinds.
Nora: Yeah.
Jaune: And five minutes ago, you had four donuts and ham sandwich!
Nora: Yeah, well, you snooze, I eat half your fucking pancakes, fucker!
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