#Oops my bad

[lunicho]

POOKIE THE POOKIEST i need bnd sub thoughts w dachryphilia 👹👹👹👹

(send bnd asks to @angeltsan)

POOKIE THE POOKIEST I LOVE THAT 😭😭 okay so this is pretty much gonna be bnd as subs/bnd as criers 🤭 (i love dacryphilia saur much) 

sungho: such a service sub, Will let u use him whenever and wherever!! he loves public sex period so i could see him just loving when u drag him away to get urself off wherever. but he also just naturally takes on a more dominant role, we all know how he is so i feel like when u get him under u he still tries to take control by making u feel good so u might have to rlly do some work to get him to fully relax and submit, not bc he doesn't want to but bc i feel like it's just a little unnatural for him,, but i feel like u definitely can and when u do he's sooo sweet. i feel like he slips into kinda a subspace sometimes bc he doesn't get taken care of as much as he takes care of others and i feel like that's where he's more likely to cry. i don't see him crying very often,, he may let out sad or frustrated sounding huffs if anything but for him to actually let a few tears fall would be in the times where he's fully relaxed and ur taking care of him and making him feel so good.

jaehyun: suchh a sub wbk. he's high energy during sex and just overall so cute, he's such a puppy. he's such a good boy too but he's accidentally bad sometimes cuz he just gets so distracted and caught up in the feeling of things that he forgets what you've warned him about. like if u tell him to keep his hands to himself sometimes he accidentally puts his hands on u without thinking cuz he's just like “omg i need to do smth with my hands rn!!!” so he does. i feel like he also kinda likes when ur rough with him,, he's very sensitive so u have to be gentle with him cuz he's a fragile boy but sometimes he likes when ur a Tiny bit rough, like if u pin his hands down bc he can't stop touching u he's like 😁😁😁😁. other than that please be so gentle with him he can't take it any other way. speaking of him not being able to take it,, a crier,, he cries sm,, feels too good? he's crying,, overwhelmed? he's crying, he doesn't know how he feels? he's crying, he doesn't know what to do with his hands? he's crying. like he just gets soo into it that he can't help but cry. and he cries hard everytime, like he can't get it tgt he can't even explain why he's crying, not only bc he's a moaning mess but also bc he doesn't know. he will babble a lot tho like he's just so 💔💔 such a cutie

riwoo: The Good Boy, he takes whatever u give him. i don't see him acting out like at all, the only time he'd get a little snappy or anything is when ur being soo mean to him, like if u keep edging him or if u ruin his orgasms he'll definitely tell u that ur being mean cuz he's such a good boy why would u do that to him!!! (because it's cute,, im such a softie for him but he would be so cute whining out about it) he may complain but he loves when ur unnecessarily mean to him <3 i feel like he's soo shy too, like he covers his face sometimes and may even cover his body if u have him completely naked in front of u,, he's just so cute. i don't think he'd cry a lot but if u keep being super mean to him he just might!! if you get him past that point of him being upset and telling u that ur mean he might cry bc he just can't take it anymore. i feel like he takes edging super well,, he's rlly good abt not losing it but at some point he can't help but fall apart. i also feel like he probably hiccups when he cries like this 💔

taesan: so needy, so desperate, so subby. he's so fun,, y'all already know im a sub taesan enthusiast!! he gets needy so fast and the more needy he is the more he gets all foggy in his mind,, all he can think about is cumming,, there's no other thoughts in his head! i feel like he could be a good second candidate for members that would cry a lot,, sometimes he gets so frustrated that he cries a little. like when he can't get himself to cum or when he's already cum so much but he's still soo hard and needy :(( his cock is so red and he's already covered in cum but he just needs more :( he won't full on sob but he might have to keep wiping his eyes and blinking out tears and he'll whimper sadly 💔 like imagine how pretty and sparkly his eyes would be GOD 💔

leehan: so pretty 😍 as a sub he would definitely put the puppy dog eyes on smm,, he's like so,, idk how to put this without sounding mean but he's so dumb as a sub, i feel like he just acts kinda brainless,, loves to he used and played with yk? he'd just keep laughing dumbly with such a fucked out expression,, and i feel like he loves giving and receiving overstimulation,, he loves the sting from it 💔 he also loves having things in his mouth whether it's ur tits or ur fingers,,, i will say tho he sucks on ur fingers like it's ur dick fr he loves it. as for him crying i feel like he might drop a tear or two when he's feeling pure bliss,,, u could definitely get him to the point of him actually crying and he'd be GORGEOUS but it would kinda take a lot yk? 

#bunny chats <3 #the jaehyun and sungho paragraphs being longer #oops my bad #boynextdoor hard thoughts #boynextdoor taesan smut #boynextdoor hard hours #bnd riwoo smut #boynextdoor riwoo smut #bnd sungho smut #boynextdoor sungho smut #bnd jaehyun smut #boynextdoor jaehyun smut #boynextdoor leehan smut #bnd leehan smut #bnd taesan smut #boynextdoor smut #bnd hard hours #bnd hard thoughts

[spielzeugkaiser]

We are painfully understaffed at work rn (thanks Sommerwelle) and I am so tired. You wouldn't happen to have a tidbit with shapeshifter!Jaskier, ideally otter!Jaskier, squirrelled away, just waiting for the right opportunity to post it, would you?

I have no otter!Jaskier lying around anymore, but can I offer you some catralt in these tiring times? Also samee, ah.

#jaskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #catralt #the witcher netflix #the amount of solo random snippets I have on my computer is still .. a lot #oops my bad

[a-night-like--this]

by Yvan Quinet.

#scarface #tony montana #oops my bad #robert smith #the cure #poster #new merch #shows of a lost world #2023 tour #music #alternative rock #gothic rock #new wave #post punk #2020s #2023 #fav

[duskyashe]

NaNoWriMo Day #9

[masterlist]

Prompt found here

Thanks @stealingyourbones!

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There were a lot of old, weird, or old and weird things Tim's parents had picked up over the years, but his favorite was the ornate, almost delicate looking mirror in the entry hall. Most of the time, it was just a very fancy mirror, but at three am, when he's just pulling himself back in from a night of photographing vigilantes, it showed something different, something not of this realm. Of course, it didn't always happen; when it was especially overcast out or it was a new moon, the mirror wouldn't show the swirling green void with the occasional floating purple door. But when conditions were just right, he would sit on the chaise across the entry hall, and watch as doors drifted in and out of the mirror's view until he fell asleep.

He'd just sat down with his homework to finish a few last problems before laying back to watch the mirror, when something... Different happened. He heard an echoey voice, coming from the mirror of all things.

"What the—? I could have sworn this was a mirror earlier... Why are you showing the entry hall of a manor? And at night, no less... Is that—is that a kid?" Tim looked away from the mirror at that, then froze. If whoever was on the other side of the mirror was seeing him, then him moving in response to them talking was beyond stupid, why did he do that? "Ah frick, kid, can you hear me?"

Tim did his best not to move or show he could, in fact, hear the other person. He'd gone on an internet spiral a few months back and ended up learning all kinds of things about fey-like beings and creatures, and he was fairly certain that responding to someone, or something, that was talking to him through a freaking mirror would bring nothing good to him.

"Right, stupid question, even if you could, who knows what's showing on your end of whatever connection this is. For all I know, you can't see anything at all, and you're just hearing a disembodied voice in your entry hall. That would freak anyone out, so yeah, I'll give you a pass on answering that... Though I would like to know why you're awake at, what, two, three in the morning? Just going off the position of the moon in the window and the fact I doubt you're anywhere in Asia with a house like that." Tim rolled his eyes without meaning to and cringed at the cry of victory his interaction invoked. Ohh, he was going to get himself into so much trouble, he could just tell.

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Over the course of the next few weeks, Tim cautiously started interacting more with the voice from the mirror, who'd introduced himself as Danny the next night. Tim had yet to work up the nerve to verbally respond, no matter how many quips or sarcastic remarks he had to bite back, but tonight was different.

The past week and a half had mostly been a bust on vigilante stalking hunting, but today he'd leaned why. Jason Todd was dead. He was dead and his funeral had been announced during the evening news. Considering how Batman had nearly beaten Joker to death two nights ago, Tim was willing to bet the Clown Prince of Crime was at fault. Jason his Robin was dead and he wasn't coming back and—

"Woah, hey kid, I don't know what's wrong, but I need you to take a deep breath for me, alright? Can you breath in—hold—and breath out, that's it, breath in—hold—and breath out, a few more times for me buddy, breath in—that's it—and breath out, breath in—you've got this—and out, one more time, breath in—there we go—and out. There, much better, right?"

Tim nodded, shakily rubbing at his tears as sobs shook his chest. At least he could breath, now. "Jason's-s de-ead," he managed through the emotions lodged in his throat. "My-my neighbor's kid, J-Jason, is dead, a-and he has been fo-or almost a-a week." And I didn't know, was unspoken.

Danny cursed softly and let out a sigh. "I'm sorry to hear that, were the two of you close?"

He shook his head, nearly making himself dizzy with how hard and fast he was shaking it. "No," he grunted, "we weren't, b-but I really looked u-up to h-him. He was doing things I could only hope to be able to do, a-and he was h-helping so many people, but now he can't anymore because he's dead, and I can't do anything about it! His dad's in so much pain right now, but I can't help him cuz he doesn't know me and I barely know him, but R-Jason was my hero and I want to help, but I don't know how!" Tim was breathing heavily by the end of his tirade, his eyes burning and his head throbbing, but no longer actively crying, so that was something. Focusing on his breathing, he slowly unclenched his hands. He hung his head in defeat as he whispered brokenly, "I never know how to help."

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Over the next few months, Danny and Tim talked as much as they possibly could, making plans and figuring out all the ways those plans could, and likely would, go wrong. Through careful questions and even more careful answers, Tim had revealed that Jason had an older brother who might be able to help him help Bruce, so Danny had taught Tim how to approach to a grieving older sibling for help. Tonight was the culmination of all their preparation.

Tim took a deep breath before releasing it. Well, he thought, here goes nothing. He stepped forward and knocked on Dick Grayson's door.

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Well. I'm not exactly happy with that ending, but I started writing this really last minute, plus I made dinner at one point, so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯ this is what came of it! It got pretty angsty cuz I kinda didn't have an actual plan for this beyond "Tim likes to look at the ghost zone through his magic mirror, but Danny is a chatterbox and wants to protect the little kid on the other side" and I needed somewhere for this to actually go, so boom. Tim's first steps towards becoming Robin with a spooky twist (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ I feel like now would be a good time to mention I don't actually know the actual timeline of when Jason died and Bruce nearly killed Joker in response, let alone how long it took Tim to go to Dick with his concerns, so if things were too rushed or out of order, I apologize and claim creative liberty (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）

Now, obviously, with Danny's influence, Tim will have a different story from here on out. Danny has become a confidant for Tim, even though Tim's never actually seen Danny, so eventually Danny's going to find out about the vigilante thing and start training Tim in other skills he'll need to be successful (things a human can replicate (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)) which will likely broaden his skill set quicker in my humble opinion. Not sure if I'll add more to this, though, so if anyone has thoughts, please, add them!

Have a good morning/day/night!

#danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp crossover #fanfic #dp au #nanowrimo 2022 #NaNoWriMo Day 9 #fanfiction #my poor baby #poor tim #at least he didn't run into anything this time? #I'll try to not hurt you anymore Tim #this got angsty #oops my bad #magic mirror communication #not sure if Danny is in the same dimension as Tim or not #could be fun either way #eh whatever #have fun kids!

[drconstellation]

Has anyone commented on the similarity between these two scenes?

In the first one, S1 Gabriel arrives at Tadfield Airbase via lightning bolt, clearly a bad mood.

In the second, its S2 Crowley letting off his bad mood via the same method.

Or is it just a way celestial beings express their annoyance, given we both the following examples expressed by demons:

Thoughts?

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #gabriel #shax #lightning #counting to ten #breathe #eric the disposable demon #oops my bad

[icybloggss]

Is it weird to think that Vinnie likes ethnic women lool (black/POC women I mean) like he just gives that vibe idk I could b wrong and delusional

#oops my bad #vinnie hacker #vinnie x reader #vinnie hacker stan #interracial couples #black woman white man #delusional #oh my goodness #i fell in love with him #love is love

[sacredthefran]

Oh ya know, just bouncing ideas off of @concreteburialplot for my upcoming Nick fic 👹….i don’t think Ruffilo enthusiasts are ready for it.

#oops my bad #I’m so excited for this one 👹 #it’s gonna to be so smutty #I’m so ready for it #sugar daddy nick #nicholas ruffilo au #nicholas ruffilo #nick lane take cover #nick ruffilo #nicholas bad omens

[chaoslynx]

omfg I forgot you all could comment on my fics send help

#ao3 #oops my bad #i'll respond ... soon. maybe #id in alt text

[vixstarria]

Politely requesting Rolan xReader.

Imagine the fowl things that smart boy says 😫💕

Sorry friend, I think I might have accidentally gotten him killed in my playthrough. 😅 Having a really hard time imagining as I barely know him.

#asks #oops my bad

[pillowfort-social]

#oops my bad #i might have gotten in trouble with my boss s;ldfkjslfkjs #pillowfort #pillowfort.social #pillowfort blogging #pillowfort.soc

[usps-first-class]

Sectonia Epilogue

Part 2: warped Reality

Content warning: physical domestic abuse

Sectonia pressed on, tripping over the shreds of her dress before growling in anger, she couldn't fight like this! She tore her skirt off, grateful that her leggings hadn't suffered any major damage and she set to using what little magic she had left to create a new top for her to wear. White wasn't really her color, but it was better than the filthy dress she had died in. She also took a moment to see how swollen her eye had gotten with a huff.

Sectonia continued on, walking down the isle of her memories, remembering some fondly, and others she didn't even recognize!

She gave a small smile at seeing the ones of her and Taranza being happy together, which only made his failure and then his betrayal irritate her even more.

"When I finish with that brat, hes next…" she grumbled, clenching her fist before another memory popped up in response to her words, she inspected it for a moment before she was sucked directly into it.

She was in her bedroom, and Taranza was there, and he was about to break her precious mirror!!! She rushed in an attempt to push him away, but he didn't seem to react to her touch, or to her words.

She looked around and called for someone to help, but no one could hear her.

Eventually the door swung open, she stared at her very self, she remembered this day now, this was the part where she screams for him to get out!

…at least…that's how she remembered it…

She watched in horror as the real events of the memory played out. There she was, grabbing a fistful of her soon to be husband's hair, and slamming him into the floor while screaming at him.

She stepped back in terror, she didn't do that… did she? She could've sworn she had just yelled at him to leave… so why was she…?

She covered her ears and screwed her eyes shut, for some reason now she couldn't bare hearing or seeing Taranza begging for her to let go, expressing how sorry he was over and over again.

When the memory finally ended and she was back on the path. She noticed how badly she was shaking. Had she really done such a thing…? How many other events of violence were warped in her mind? Why couldn't she remember anything???

She gave a growl and wiped her running mascara before she kept walking, feeling uneasy as she watched more and more of her memories, part of her didn't want to see them, the other part of her wanted to know why the gaps in her memory were so prevalent. Hesitantly, she approached and entered another one.

She saw she was sitting at her vanity desk, gazing into her mirror and muttering something as she gripped a pair of scissors tightly, chopping away at her once long silver hair.

"He worries too much…Im fine…"

Sectonia approached her past self, it'd been so long, she'd almost forgotten what she used to look like, how pretty she used to be…She looked into her prized mirror and gazed at the reflection only she could see before frowning, why wasn't it making her happy? Why did she no longer feel anything towards it? She glanced down at her past selfs reflection, taking notice of the empty expression her eyes held, almost as if she were in a trance.

Memory Sectonia continued to stare as more and more clumps of her hair were cut off.

A prevalent but almost polite knocking could be heard at the door and a familiar voice calling out to her.

"Your majesty…? Your majesty are you in there…? Um… the kingdom is beginning to worry…No one has seen you in quite some time and people are worried about you…"

Sectonia watched as her past self paid almost no mind to him watching her set the scissors aside and begin styling her now shorter hair.

"He worries too much, I'm fine." Her tone was bitter and almost annoyed before she spoke up "I'm fine. Go away." She called out.

".....Very well… Your lunch is on the table outside your door….. I love you, Joronia…I hope that youre okay… and you can always talk to m-"

"I SAID GO AWAY."

Sectonia flinched at her tone and stared at the door, hearing the footsteps depart before she wondered if she could see things she wasn't there for.

She frowned and followed after Taranza, looking at how much more full the palace was. Must've been back when they were at full staff...

She watched as Taranza opened his diary and she peeked over his shoulder, reading along as he wrote:

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May 15, XX14

Her majesty snapped at me again… she is not herself.

She has locked herself away inside of her room, she does not answer most of the time, and when she does, it's to tell us to go away.

One of our guards attempted to pick the lock and open the door, but something is in the way of her door, and she demanded we stop.

I fear that she has fallen ill, but she is not one to lock herself away and refuse to let even the castle healer in! She's never been the type to refuse help when she needs it.

Her subjects are beginning to gossip… It has been weeks since they or anyone has seen her… they think that I have done something to her of all things! Nonsense, silly accusations they speak! I have done nothing to her majesty, I have no desire for the throne, just to always stay by her side.

Still…I worry for her as much as anyone else… she is very much alive, how she's managed to do so for so long…I do not know! She has not eaten anything that has been left outside her chamber door. Everything set there for her has remained untouched, the guards nor anyone have seen her leave or even open the door, how can she remain locked inside of there without food, let alone water?!? I do not think her Majesty has managed to keep a month's worth of food stashed in her chambers! I do not know what she is doing in there, or what could've caused her to suddenly refuse letting even me inside.

So I will sit and wait for her, writing my thoughts as I listen to the faint mumbles and murmurs from behind the door, I know not who she is talking to, nor what she is talking about.

…But she is beginning to scare me.

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#kirby #art #Sectonia Epilogue #queen sectonia #queen joronia #cw domestic abuse #I thought I had this in the queue #oops my bad #also the art quality will be inconsistent as this is just a side thing im doing so its not getting my full attention

[toribookworm22]

Okay, so I woke up feeling like shit and have kinda continued to feel bad (we love cramps!), but guys, I honestly had the best day that I've had in awhile.

My professor liked my presentation this morning, I got in a good nap, I wrote several new pages of my screenplay and then went to my second class where that professor said they were my best pages yet. For a day unlikely to become it, Wednesday Sept. 27 for the win.

#bookworm updates #unfortunately i did not get around to any wbw #oops my bad #🙃 #bookworming

[bourbon-ontherocks]

(Previously, on the HPI rewatch...)

Allez, pour fêter ma dépression au visionnage de cet épisode, florilège de gifs hors contexte pour tout le monde ! You get a gif, and you get a gif, and YOU get a gif! 🎁

Morgane qui trouve enfin une maison, comment ça me fait plaisir pour elle !!!

"Mais vous voulez dire, heu... tous les deux tout seuls ?" Mon dieu on n’en est qu’aux trois premières minutes et elle est déjà tellement à fond... 😆

Female Gaze™ (et j’veux pas dire, mais tant qu’à faire, profitons des gros plans sur la barbe de Karadec tant qu’on peut, hein...)

Tout le quiproquo dans la voiture est absolument chaotique. Entre Adam "pas flic pour rien" qui analyse correctement les symptômes mais se plante complètement sur le diagnostic final, Morgane qui sursaute quand on lui demande si c'est à cause de Roxane parce que duh!, "je pense à des trucs dans ma tête, ça m'arrive", le fait que manifestement Adam a un bon gros complexe d’œdipe à explorer... 🤣

Perso je suis fan de la mise en scène façon Cluedo

Je sais pas vous mais moi ça me fait tellement plaisir de voir enfin Daphné sur le terrain !!! 🤗

"Daphné faut que je te laisse parce que j'ai une révélation à faire" -> mais quelle gamine 😅

Les deux jumeaux creepy là, ils sont incroyables

Morgane en mode pop-corn quand tout le monde commence à déballer ses quatre vérités sur la victime c'est juste trop trop drôle

Cyrielle !!! <3

Pardon mais je l'adore. J'adore son look, j'adore son entrée, j'adore son perso, c'est mon poor little meow meow 🥰

Morgane qui pique discrétos du raisin pendant l'interrogatoire de Cyrielle, mais c'est pas vrai, elle est insortable !

*soupir*... Vous réalisez qu'à cause de cet épisode, je regarde les lobes des oreilles de mes collègues à toutes les réunions maintenant ? 👂

Pardon mais Morgane qui demande à Karadec s'il sait comment on fait les bébés, COMPTE TENU de tout le reste ahem, ça me fait beaucoup, beaucoup rire. Something something sexualize any interaction

Céline, Gilles et Daphné qui deviennent fou devant les vidéosurveillance, c'est littéralement le Pepe Silvia meme 😆

Je sais pas ce qui me fait le plus rire, entre Morgane qui manipule ses collègues pour repeindre chez elle, ou le fait qu'ils aient emporté des blouses de protection de la PTS pour le faire.

"En plus on n'a même pas mis de sous-couche, ça bulle dans tous les sens, dans deux mois t'es obligé de le refaire" mais Gilles je t'aime tellement 😂

Bon. Morgane est une vraie sangsue, mais le fait que ses collègues décident QUAND MÊME de l'aider pour que ça se passe bien avec ses enfants (est-ce que Céline leur a raconté la crise d'Eliott ?), ça me -- 😭

I am not ready for this

Je répète, I AM NOT READY 😱 

Arrêtez cette vidéo tout de suite ! Laissez-moi sortir !

Gilles qui a pas DU TOUT le même souvenir que Morgane de l'époque où elle dormait dans son salon mais qui est tellement gentil qu’il ose même pas le dire 🥲

Je rêve pas, Karadec monte des meubles en gardant son arme à sa ceinture (et du coup il danse aussi avec fyi) mais qui fait ça ??? On sait jamais, des fois qu'il faille flinguer une vis qui essaye de se barrer ? C'est quoi la logique ?

L'iNtrO dES dEmOnS

🫠🫠🫠

"Regardez, on va commencer par tout de suite" *enlève sa veste* -> qui fait ça sans parler de sexe, sérieux ?

La lampe qui s'éteint ! Le ricanement débile de Morgane ! L'ampoule ! les démons ! 🙊🙈🙉

Bon par contre les gros plans sur leurs visages c'est cringe. C'est vraiment la marque de fabrique de cette série, nous faire swoon sur des trucs absolument gênants en fait

Morgane qui bafouille sur "électrocuter" parce qu'elle est clairement ailleurs 🥹

Le petit kick de la jambe gauche <333333

Vous avez vu comment leurs visages sont proches ? VOUS AVEZ VU ?????

LA TRACE DE MAIN ! LA RÉFÉRENCE A TITANIC ! LA PHRASE DE KARADEC QUI N'EST PAS DU TOUT PG13 !!! 😭😭😭

Morgane halète comme si elle avait eu un orgasme, là, on est d'accord ?

Et Adam qui booty-call sa meuf dans la foulée histoire de déculpabiliser, mais ils sont tellement obvious l'un comme l'autre ça me tue

J'ai déjà disserté en long en large et en travers sur les connotations sexuelles de cette scène donc on va pas revenir dessus, mais juste !!!!!!!!! 🥵🔥🙊

Pour info Les démons de minuit étaient dans mon top 5 des chansons les plus écoutées en 2022 d’après Deezer. Voilà. Voilà, vous voyez ce que cette série me fait ?

Les petits mots sur la carte sont juste tellement drôles !!! Gilles en fangirling total ! Daphné complètement flippante ! Je les aime tellement 🥰🥲💕

"très joyeux anniversaire, et vivement le suivant" dit la meuf qui va se prendre une balle audit anniversaire et ne verra *probablement* pas le suivant avec lui, ou alors l'ambiance sera beaucoup plus lourde, lol

Désolée mais entendre Morgane dire "Adam" makes my skin crawl, je préfère vraiment quand elle l'appelle Karadec

A D A M  J E  T ' A I M E

(oui bon ok là ça me choque pas parce que OH MY GOD)

Y'a que moi qui trouve que Morgane qui parle de l'adultère au prêtre y'a un double sens ? "Si vous convoitez l'homme d'une autre il faut vous réfréner" mhhh, I see where this is going 👀

Le pompon d'la pomponnette ! 😍

"Nan mais attendez, j'me suis même pas confessée" 100% vibes dame du lac dans cette réplique

"Tant pis pour vous parce que j'avais du lourd" 🤣🤣🤣

"Je déteste quand elle fait ça"

"Qu'est-ce qui se passe Morgane ? Vous avez pas vu un documentaire sur le sujet ?" "Allez-y, humiliez-moi, alors, qu'est-ce que ça veut dire ?" Non mais on est d’accord, c’est pas que moi, là ? Le niveau de flirt est absolument dingue 🥵 Et on rappelle que ce mec est censé être en couple ?

Même si cette affaire n'a absolument aucun sens, je suis fan de la scène de la révélation, entre les coups de fils qui interrompent la démonstration, les jumeaux qui font des paris, la ref aux telenovelas, et le look de Morgane...

"T'as dix ans tu peux gérer un déménagement"

Adam qui demande des nouvelles de sa soirée avec les enfants, mais qu'il est chou 🥰

Et Morgane qui le remercie à demi-mot pour la danse, je 🫠🥹

Le fait que Karadec kiffe le karaoké n'a aucun sens. Ma seule explication c'est qu'il aime tout ce qui commence par kara. Le karaté, le karaoké, les caravanes, les carambars, les caractères... (sans oublier les fameuses carabistouilles 😂)

La choré sur Quand la musique est bonne... Je veux le footage de ces soirées que Gilles, Céline et Daphné ont passé à répéter

Gilles qui re-fangirl, décidément c'est son épisode, "la grande gabardine", mais qui dit ça ? Il croit qu'il bosse avec Maigret ou quoi ? 😅

Non.

Je refuse.

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Pas Femme like U. C'est interdit.

Je crois que c'est vraiment le passage de la série qui me donne le plus de second-hand embarrassment, et pourtaaaaant, y’a du choix !

Et en même temps y'a une sorte de fascination malsaine à les regarder chanter, un peu comme assister à un carambolage au ralenti

LA TRANSITION EN FADING OUT SUR LE THÈME DE MORGANE & KARADEC 😱

MORGANE QUI LE REGARDE AVEC SES GRANDS YEUX TRISTES MAIS ACHEVEZ-MOI 😭😭😭

LA CARTE DE VŒUX. LE MESSAGE IMPERSONNEL. C’est son “si vous êtes heureux moi je suis heureuse” à elle, ugh!!! 💔😰 She’s letting him go and I can’t take it 😢

NON MAIS REGARDEZ-MOI CETTE BICHETTE BORDEL DE DIEU

Elle repense à la trace de MAIN. Elle repense à la DANSE. Elle va chanter toute seule sur LEUR CHANSON mais hgnnnnnn retenez-moi

Ce. Plan.

Son breakdown mais j'ai envie de mourir là

J'le redis qu'il y a pas de rue du Moine à Lille, ou pas ?

L'ascenseur émotionnel de Morgane sur cette fin d'épisode 😰 #stophurtingmorgane2k23 (ouais même moi j’y crois pas)

Je suis pas bien 😭 Et c'est pas fini...

(miracle des miracles, je suis raccord avec moi-même, c’est bô)

#hpi #tf1 hpi #julia rewatches hpi #I didn't realize I giffed so much from that ep #oops my bad #I've had these gifs in my folders for literal ages #waiting for an occasion lol #french post #boyyyy this ep really hurt didn't it?