#Pants Rants

[fishthegenderwitch-lurking]

I bought myself a couple pair of pants a few months ago and they fit me perfectly then, however I have thickened around the middle over the past few months and the pants no longer fit properly. They squeeze my innards up into my rib cage and it is very uncomfortable and I've decided for good that I hate conventional pants

Worst pants.

So to fix that I am going to be making myself a couple of pairs of pants next week on my days off. The best pants are big loose floppy pants, and those go with my comfy Goblin aesthetic anyway. The only thing that I'm going to need to add to the comfy pants patterns I have is many large pockets, so I can still carry all my stuff

Best pants. (Still insufficient pocketry.)

I know part of it is that I've got a more Loaf lifestyle than I'd like, so I'll be adding a couple hours of exercise to my week as well as making comfort pants. And maybe in a few months the icky pants will fit better

But for the immediate future I need pants that don't bisect my body like a rubber band around a hardboiled egg

#pants rants #trousers #need better leg coverings #feeling squozen #sewing #project

[mrsandypants]

#Kamden #Na Kamden #Ampers&One #A&1 #AmpersAndOne #gif #gifs #gifset #I'm just so happy he's debuting #I couldn't hold back my excitement #I just wanna hug his lil face #He has grown so much since Wild Idol #I am so proud of him #I'm so sorry that these are as LQ as they are #But I just wanted to squee about him #That's all #Like lemme pocket him #And give him all of the sweets #Pants Rants

[multiplepants]

In the market for a muscular/tall female character who is actually considered attractive by other characters and has an actual personality other than 'hurghhh me strong' (possibly even not just a fucking side character?!?!!)

#please please. #y do females in media have to be super fucking skinny and weak and dainty to be considered a love interest #i grew up as a stocky girl in a christian private school who had her femininity stripped away because i could lift a couple extra pounds #i know people do find that attractive irl but I've never seen it expressed well in media #muscle girls can be beautiful and sexy and feminine and yes they can be love interests! what the fuck #also give her a personality. no a bodily attribute is not a personality. #pants rants

[bogleech]

Alien guy who's always on about his wife being an emotionless life sucking parasite and like "you know how it is with the females" so you think he's just an asshole until you find out more about his species and he meant it as affectionately as he did literally

#one day hes ranting about how women drill holes in your heart and leave you an empty shell #and someone else who knows is just like “jeez man keep it in your pants you're at work”

[trashmammal-7]

I feel like some people might like this patch I have on my pants.

It was a pain to paint.

#Also cameos from my nitw and penumbra patches #And my “fuck nazis” patch ig but that one isn't very visible #tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #magnuspod #patch pants #diy #Jurgen Leitner #Jurgen Leitner rant #Swearing

[beedeewun]

*launches a care package into space for cal kestis specifically*

#jedi survivor #star wars #cal kestis #bd-1 #beedee doodles #bright eyed and fluffy haired #every day i wake up and choose HAPPINESS AS MY CANON #okay this is my post so it's time to rant in the tags #the wanderer jacket is THE BEST ofc #but god i cannot find any pants i'm 100% happy with to pair with it OTL #the BELTS DON'T MATCH #the BOOTS DON'T MATCH #it's like the glamour system in xiv all over again #where things aaaaaaaaaalmost match but the buckles are silver and gold or the leather straps are a few shades off from each other #i was only put here to suffer #cal my honey bunches of oats i'm sorry i didn't want to shell out 20 bucks for the deluxe edition so you'd have nice pants #dapanda draw proper backgrounds challenge (impossible)

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star fashion -> every marjan outfit

↳ 4.12

#911 lone star #911lsedit #marjan marwani #every marjan outfit #my gifs #i'm not even joking when i say i think 50% of marjan's outfits for season 4 come from this episode #(mainly because she was criminally under utilized in s4 but thats a rant for anther day) #soo many good looks in ep12 #the PANTS here? I really want to see them better cause they look amazing

[bunnicherie]

SEE THROUGH PANTS

#rhea ripley #sub!rhearipley #wwe #the judgement day #the judgment day #imagine these pants with that lacy black top.... #ℬuᥒᥒi rants ✦ ⠂⠂୨୧

[theriu]

People who draw superheroes in super skintight outfits that show off every contour of their muscles and butts suggest that they (the artists) do not understand how fabric works or how uncomfortable it would be to have a permanent pants wedgie.

#Seriously #have you people NEVER had to pick at the seat of your pants because they got into an Uncomfortable Spot? #And you expect superheroes to work in those conditions CONSTANTLY? #unrealistic #also fabric does not meld to skin to the degree you are describing unless it is vacuum sealed or severely restricts movement #my general beef with superhero drawing conventions continues #stop drawing naked people and then painting them colors to call it a uniform #make fabric MAKE SENSE PLEASE #river rants #river babbles #Also Im not shaming most vintage comic artists who were just working within the limitations they had #But come on guys we dont have those limitations anymore #Let your superheroes breathe

[yorufi]

prince of mondstadt 🍃

#venti the bard #venti genshin impact #genshin impact #artists on tumblr #ouji fashion #i will give my monthly rent for these aatp shorts #im jokin tho these pants aren’t for sale on ebay anymore #only 3 months ago i saw them bruh #and they cost much more than my monthly rent ahah #thank you to those who read my rant as a broke person who only wishes to buy lolita pieces

[svibian]

favourite xiao zhan looks [1/?]

#xiao zhan #the untamed cast #mxtxnet #cdramasource #nyx4 #cql cast #* #f:xz #xiao zhan: 2019 #*xiao zhan #ok now that all the tags are organized #outfit rant! #please ignore this because this is just me talking about why i like these pics #first of all HAIR???? it looks so good so fluffly AND THE BERET??? yes please and thank you #the pants are ok i mean they're just very simple BUT BUT BUT #the star of the show!! the vest!! #i guess it's a vest because it doesn't have sleeves BUT it's so cool i really like it #also the way this outfit just fits so well i wanna kiss the stylist #and then kiss xiao zhan ofc

[mrsandypants]

#Mackiah #Ampers&One #A&1 #AmpersAndOne #gif #gifs #gifset #The way he has a hold on me already #Like how flipping cute can you be? #I just wanna hug him!!! #So sorry for the LQ #Ignore me as I squee #Pants Rants

[bethanydelleman]

I just watched Persuasion (2022) and I am beyond upset. I watched it with my parents so I had to sit through the entire thing. They don't know much about the Regency Era and they haven't watched any other period dramas so they think that piece of trash is actually a good adaptation.

"He's a ten and I don't trust a ten." WTF?????? Persuasion is my favourite Austen novel and the way they literally ruined Anne is sick.

What was your first reaction to watching it? I wish I could wash all of it away. Any words of comfort that will hopefully cleanse my mind?

I'm so happy you sent this because I've been working up a little rant.

The reason Anne is so wrong, with her near hatred of her own family, rolling her eyes at the camera, the fact that they gave her masculine leaning clothes even, is that Book! Anne Elliot is the poster girl for the unseen, unacknowledged, and underappreciated labour of women.

There is something very fundamental to women's experiences from Austen's time to ours (and I'm sure before) where women do the dirty, mindless, emotional, and unpaid labour that keeps our whole society rolling and get zero credit. And yeah, it's getting better but this problem IS NOT FIXED. Now Anne is upper class so she's not mopping the floor, but this is her experience. Anne plays piano without thanks because without her no one can dance. Anne watches the sick kid so her sister can go to a party. Anne smooths over all the little arguments so that the family can function. She visits sick friends (lifted right out of the movie). She gives and gives and gives of herself and she's "just Anne". Because nothing she does is showy or important in the eyes of the world even though it is vital.

One of the worst scenes in Persuasion 2022 (I mean it's hard to pick there are so many), is how Mary basically manipulates Anne into staying back with little Charles. In the book, Anne clearly has the idea first and offers. In the movie, Mary has the idea and Anne rolls her eyes and groans before offering.

No!

Anne in the book is constantly giving of herself without complaint. Also, she does not want to see Wentworth for the first time! It's going to be painful for her, so she does something selfless but also spares herself from distress.

In that scene in 2022, Anne is a doormat giving in to her ridiculous sister. She also deeply regrets not going to dinner. In that scene in the book, Anne is a compassionate sister who after first attempting to reconcile Mary to her duty, offers to take over. She makes the choice of her own volition and she doesn't regret it.

She knew herself to be of the first utility to the child; and what was it to her if Frederick Wentworth were only half a mile distant, making himself agreeable to others?

It's this complex and emotional scene that was just ruined.

The triumph of Anne Elliot is not just getting Wentworth back, it is that people begin to see and acknowledge her labour and value. The Musgroves are absolutely devoted to her after she helps Louisa. Wentworth sees her worth and declares it in front of everyone. One of the best moments in the book is:

"but if Anne will stay, no one so proper, so capable as Anne."

SHE IS FINALLY SEEN! And valued, and loved! Not romantically (though that too) but because everyone (except Sir Walter and Elizabeth) finally realize how much they need her. The woman who stayed back from a dinner party to nurse a sick child becomes the person they need in a crisis. She goes from the last thought of to the first. In Anne, the necessity of women's labour is finally recognized.

Persuasion 2022 DESTROYED that, and it's infuriating.

Everything else sucks too. To finally give us the scene where Wentworth takes the kid off of Anne but then make him call her stupid? Gah! I was cringing so hard it was painful.

#persuasion 2022 #anne elliot #mary musgrove #question response #I could rant about that movie forever #But the real problem is Anne #they destroyed Anne in so many ways #and the story doesn't work with Miss Sassy Pants #it's a crime against humanity

[zipperrants]

Ya know what fuck it here's the story of how me and Loki got together!

It started when I was like 14 or 15 during the battle of New York and I had Loki confused as hell because I kept using my teleportation powers to fake him out. By this I mean I would act like I was going to punch him from the right, teleport and punch him from the left. He of course got tired of this and threw my ass off of a fucking roof (spoiler alert it didn't work considering the teleporting power). Well Thor took him to asguard and ya know it was cool for a while he was gone I was still on midguard and then Thor randomly showed up with Dr.Foster and asked if I wanted to go to Asguard, which I obviously said yes to. While there we of course were told we couldn't leave because of the dark elves so I spent my time talking to Loki about books and poetry and songs and all that because as much as I love Thor, he just doesn't have the knowledge like that to challenge me in a conversation like Loki does. Well Loki ended up faking his death and we just thought that was it for a while until Thor and he showed up in England which I coiencidentally was in London at the time so I saw them looking at the demolished old folks home and ended up tagging along with them because why not? so we fought a little with Hela and me and Loki ended up getting trapped on Sakaar and the grandmaster was going to have me fight until Loki just randomly said "no their mine" (yes I had an issue with him and voiced it later because at this point he was saving me from fighting which I really didn't want to do) so we ended up having to share a room and had a really loud conversation until we angrily confessed to each other

#shifting #shiftblr #shifting realities #reality shifting #desired reality #zipper rants #reality shift #shifters #reality shifter #zipper is back on their bullshit #zipper isnt on drugs they promise #zipper bites #zipper pants #zipper probably needs therapy #zipper will bite

[swampstew]

Choke and die on my dick, kellyanne

#Raven’s rantings #wattpad author #fanfic writing #one piece fanfiction #decency has left the chat #step on a million legos #I hope ants infest your home #I put a curse on you #I hope your pants give you camel toe in front of people #may your sweet tea only ever taste bitter #I hope all your baking comes out undercooked #may you get 3 flat tires at once #I hope you spill your hot beverage all over yourself

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Seth shopping for pants: I swear none of these fit bc of my butt.

Boo: we can go to a different st-

Alphonse checking himself out in a mirror: yeah you got a bubble butt, dw it makes you look good.

#red rants #yuurivoice #yuurivoice incorrect quotes #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice seth #ik that man struggles to find good pants to fit him