#Probably Chihuahua

[sideblogofthcentury]

Steve had blacked out. All of his senses had dwindled to nothing but blind rage. He was lost in a sea of darkness, and all he could do was breathe. And with each breath he took, he began to return to himself, began filling in the missing puzzle pieces of what had just happened.

Steve breathed in and smelled the crisp cold air, shortly before snow or a cold rain, and Steve breathed out.

Steve breathed in and tasted the quickly souring aftertaste of the strawberry milkshake he’d shared with Robin, and Steve breathed out.

Steve breathed in and heard the high pitched ringing in his ears, the echoes of a spat “freak” reverberating in his head, and Steve breathed out.

Steve breathed in and felt the stinging of his knuckles, the weakness after a heavy exertion traveling up his arm, and Steve breathed out.

Steve breathed in and saw the beautiful angry red trickle down Jason Carver’s face, soaking the front of his white shirt, and Steve breathed out.

Ah. Steve was caught up now.

Jason’s eyes flashed with what Steve first mistook as anger. Steve breathed in and braced himself for another big drawn-out fight that would end with him unconscious.

And Steve breathed out and only then recognized that flash in Jason’s eyes as fear.

Steve smiled, a big toothy grin, and let himself chuckle at the broken little sound Jason made as he backed away.

“Don’t you ever. fucking let me see your face again, Jason. I will break it in two.”

And just like that, Steve saw Jason walk away.

Steve turned around to see Eddie, Robin, and Dustin standing in a semicircle, not a single closed mouth among them.

It was a long moment before anyone said anything, but it was Dustin who piped up first, with nothing but a simple “dude.”

Steve let Eddie drive the Beemer, Robin excitedly rambling instant replays as Dustin wrapped Steve’s hand in the backseat.

Dustin was dropped off first, with a “See you in the morning, badass.”

Robin was dropped off second, with a “Remind me not to piss you off.”

And then Steve moved to the front seat and stared at his hand, clenching and unclenching it, feeling the pain shoot up his wrist, the pressure of the bandage feeling good, like it was holding him together.

Eddie drove them to Steve’s empty house, neither boy breaking the silence that was so loud, the trilling guitar and shouted lyrics couldn’t even drown it out.

Eddie put the car in park in Steve’s driveway, staring ahead for a long moment before pivoting in his seat to look at Steve’s hand.

“Steve?”

“yeah?”

“You good?”

Steve breathed in.

Steve breathed out.

And Steve told the truth.

“No. Honestly, no. I can’t fucking stand it anymore, Eddie, I don’t know how you do it.”

Eddie knew what he was referring to. “You uh, get used to it?”

“No. I refuse.”

“Well damn Steve you can’t go punching the entire town. What will you do when the next person is an 80 year old woman? You gonna hit an old lady, Steve?”

“If she deserves it.”

Eddie shook his head and barked out a laugh that was definitely not a laugh. “So you’re really looking forward to that prison time, huh?”

“If I deserve it.”

Eddie threw his hands up into the air like the exasperated mother of an impossible child. “Steve!! you’re not getting it. It’s never going to stop. People are going to talk and say things and think whatever the fuck they want to think! And you can’t ever change their minds because they’re right. I don’t belong. I’m the freak.”

It lingered in the air again and for a moment Steve thought he was going to black out again.

Steve breathed in.

Steve breathed out.

“No.”

Eddie gaped at him. “Steve-

“No. Goddamn fucking no, Eddie. There is nothing wrong with you. No. Not a thing. You care about people, and you’re kind, and you’re smart and funny and they’re… they’re-“ Steve sputtered, unable to come up with a word deserving of association with them, finally settling for a disgusted face and a sigh.

“People don’t like you because you don’t check their boxes. You don’t, and you don’t care to, and they don’t like that. It makes them think. Every time they see you they’re forced to think; to wonder why they work so hard to fit in when you seem so defiantly happy refusing. People don’t understand, and it scares them. People don’t like what they can’t understand. And you’re so boldly you, you’re-“

Steve breathed in.

Steve breathed out.

“You’re terrifying.”

Part Two

#I’ll probably make a part two if literally even one person wants it #but it is late and i am sleepy so the quality will diminish if I continue now #steve is speaking from personal experience #because eddie made king steve think #and eddie scared king steve #I am trying to get back into writing but have no motivation so i really hope you like it #steve’s anger issues #I just really love Steve going full chihuahua on jason carver #like this lil guy is scrappy as hell #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve eddie #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #stranger things

[fatedroses]

local archon messes around and finds out after interrupting exile on his morning jog.

#ffxiv #digital art #fan art #comic #zenos yae galvus #alisaie leveilleur #adventurer zenos #man just wanted to get his morning training out of the way so he could read #instead he had to prove a point #ngl he'd probably be proud of how well she did in the first place #but he's not about to boost the ego of the 5 fulm chihuahua that will pick a fight with things 3x her size #there is no getting out of that pin #he strikes me as the kind of man who cannot be moved unless he wants to move #meanwhile Alisaie's curiosity getting the better of her #the second most athletic scion discovers that she can not physically tire zenos out of a sparring match #and learns that even without his armor he is a freight train on legs

[flugame-mp3]

JOB INTERVIEW FOR WRITING TUTOR POSITION IN 13 MINUTES. IM SO SO NERVOUS. EVERYONE WISH ME LUCK OR ELSE

#theo.txt #I COULD USE THE POSITIVE ENERGY #IDK WHY IM SO NERVOUS BUT OH MY GOD. IM SWEATING SO BAD #I AM SHAKING LIKE A NERVOUS CHIHUAHUA. PROBABLY PARTLY DUE TO THE ENERGY DRINK I HAD BUT STILL

[probablygayattorneys]

Congrats on finishing Ghost Trick! How was it?

I cannot BELIEVE I WAS A FUCKING [redacted] THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

(More detailed and spoilery review in the tags)

#that aside though it was really cute #it’s not a secret that I think that romantic relationships are overrated #that friendship is much more important and meaningful and stronger #but I neglect to add that the love between an owner and a pet is also very strong and meaningful #and seeing that not just in the game #but in the way that the game itself is in a way a love letter from Shu Takumi to his own dog #who is no longer with us #and how even though the game flopped on the DS #they still gave it a second chance 13 years later #giving missile’s memory and legacy a second chance but in HD this time #even though he’s not here to see it and he’s a dog so even if he was he wouldn’t understand it #I cried a little at the end thinking about that #and that that’s really so much of what the game is about… #I’m not a dog person #any dog chihuahua or larger freaks me out cause I was attacked when I was younger #but still seeing the love for a dog that is instrinctly linked in the DNA of this game #it got me #but i still can’t believe I WAS A FUCKING CAT THE ENTIRE TIME #LIKE I HAD CAUGHT ON THAT I PROBABLY WASN’T ACTUALLY THE GUY ON THE BOX ART #AND THAT RAY WAS MASTERMINDING THE WHOLE THING FOR WHATEVER REASON #BUT I STILL THOUGHT I WAS A HUMAN???? #Parker’s asks #ghost trick #ghost trick spoilers

[citizenerased77]

not me rereading a bunch of George Orwell’s work and listening to 1984 inspired music in preparation for the audiobook

i usually despise audiobooks and prefer physical books but i am COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS

the second the music kicks in i know i’m gonna fucking lose it

#shaking like a chihuahua #“EEUUUOOOOGGGHHHH HE WROTE THAT MATT OMG HES SO AWESOME LISTEN TO THIS MASTERPIECE AKLSLQLKDKSKAKDJKAKALWPRO” - me probably #and yes. ngl excited to hear tom hardy as big brother #i even made a 1984 playlist on spotify and ordered all of the songs to reflect the plot #i’m obsessed with this book and it’s not okay #*ahem* anyways don’t mind me freaking out over here #matt bellamy #1984 book #audiobooks #tom hardy

[beanmaster-pika]

Yknow? With the Xianzhou’s curse of the Abundance and the issues they faced with overpopulation and stagnation because of the undying before they began walking the path of the Hunt, there probably isn’t a ton of cultural pressure to get married and have kids which is absolutely wild considering how leaving behind descendants and the continuation of your bloodline is a whole big thing in Chinese culture

#yeah I stumbled on this thought while thinking it’s funny that jing yuan is an 800yo bachelor #who’ll probably get taken away by the ten lords commission any year now but just suddenly decided to take on a disciple/adopt a child #mind your business. #but seriously. the man’s gorgeous and has a high status and canonically has a lot of admirers #but he decided to skip the marriage step and headed straight to fatherhood (his peers are probably great-grandparents by now) #they both have gold eyes I wonder if people speculated whether yanqing was an illegitimate child #and whether jy’s admirers resent him. not only does he get to take up the general’s time he also has the energy of an angry chihuahua that #will bite you for looking at its human funny #pika’s ramblings #honkai star rail #hsr #xianzhou alliance

[piplupod]

sorry i need to vaguepost real quick (its not about anyone here) bc i am sdgjkl so nauseous from this fucking up my nervous system on another account but GODDD i wish ppl wouldn't assume that if ur criticising a spiritual practice u must not know what ur talking about :'''))))

also the fact that ppl seem to think "well, it's a spiritual/religious/etc practice, so that means it is above criticism :)" drives me up a fucking wall,, with the huge rise of new age spiritual practices and belief systems, that is such a garbage way of thinking

so much of new age spirituality is based in racism and/or encouraging maladaptive thinking patterns and behaviours that can easily push a person into psychosis and/or white supremacy and im just...... head in my hands.

i know what the fuck im talking about bc i was deep in that world for years lmfao and it can be extremely scary in there. i still dip my toes in every now and then bc spirituality and religion and the bit where they intersect is fascinating and oftentimes very beautiful, but I have to be so careful to not fall in too deep or I'll end up in a very fucking bad place yet again lmfao. i just wish ppl wouldn't assume that "oh u said xyz spiritual thing is bad, so you must just not know what you're talking about" BRO TRUST ME. I KNOW FAR MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON, AND I ALSO HAVE A VERY OPEN MIND. if i am criticising smth it is with good fucking reason !!!

#and im so careful because like. no not everyone who does xyz thing is stupid or in danger or whatever #but i think the Vague Concepts being so public is dangerous when the Actual Info is not as public. #because it encourages a lot of young people (teens and adults) who are desperate to escape their reality to feed into these things #and they do not do the proper research !!! they also do not know HOW to do the proper research oftentimes!! #so its just encouraging ppl to get into shit that encourages bigotry and poor mental health !!! #theres so much more i could say but i've already said too much probably fdsjkl im just. genuinely shaking #i hate this nervous system i hate this body i am so tired of things making me turn into a nauseous chihuahua #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[weaselishmcdiesel]

*hands you a bit* chihuahua grumbo doodle mayhaps

a,, bit? like, a twitch bit? ..or a comedy bit? i dont know how twitch works but ill always do a comedy bit

also i dont know what you meant by chihuahua so i did the chihuahua meme thing

but i dont feel like animating it so.. XD it's a little bit lame

(i was thinking about this post the whole time i was drawing this)

#my art #asks #if im wrong about the bit. or the chihuahua. tell me #i probably totally fumbled but also i wouldnt have drawn a chihuahua dog i dont think theyre cute lmao #art #hc #mumbo #it's not really ship at all so ill main tag it #grian #hermitcraft

[anxiously-sidequesting]

SPEAKING OF WHICH are there like any chill wizard101 discord servers or group chats that I could join. Or if anyone just wanna add me on discord shoot me a tumblr DM because I'm lonely and I like you guys :)

#ive had this thought for a while BUT IM JUST SHY. but after the soap opera morganthe dream i just had i need wizard friends to yell at #i got like one wizard mutual on discord already. if youre reading this you know who u are. love you /p <3 #other than that one person NONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ON DISCORD PLAY THE GAME AND IM LOBELY #I WANNA TALK ABOUT WIZARDS AND SHIT #altho ill probably be a useless discord discussion partner because i have no literary comprehension- #-and i havent played the source material in years. okay #all my knowledge on wizard101 is either personal headcanons im now considering as facts or secondhand knowledge from the internet #also my ocs. i love talking about my ocs even though they have the depth of cardboard #ALSO LOVE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PPLS OCS THATS MY FAVORITE THING TO READ FROM MY FRIENDS #like you could dm me at 4 in the morning to talk about your ocs i would be so happy #altho fair warning i can suck at dms bc im an anxious little chihuahua so if ur gonna add me i must warn u. i text back 5 years later #either i send 200 messages in the span of 5 minutes or you wont hear from me until we're both 30. sorry thats just the autism for u #BUT YEAH if anyone wants to add me they can #this fandom is like the only fandom in the world im comfy with interacting with LMAO #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[the-combsverse]

Who gives off the most feral chihuahua energy?

Uhhhhhh Shran, Herbert, Lonnie and kinda Stu?

do not ask me to pick one

#jeffrey combs #ask #the combsverse #reanimator #herbert west #dr herbert west #Shran #Star trek #Star trek enterprise #But if I really had to pick probably Shran #Please collect him Jonathan he’s antagonising the Vulcan’s again #Weyoun is not feral but definitely a Chihuahua

[veveisveryuncool]

been drawing a lot of adeleine, but here's tiny chihuahua pinksplosion ribbon too!!

i love feral ribbon a normal amount

#she is so precious but PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE HER A PERSONALITY #if she isnt going to have one i will give her one myself #anyways she is now an endlessly polite bbgirl to strangers even when sobbing #but also slightly murderous and acts like a feral chihuahua with her friends #she probably had anger issues as a kid #shes a little girl obviously she craves blood #she and ado are kinda sworn partners ngl #kirby series #kirby #ribbon kirby #adeleine kirby #chuchu kirby #veves ultra cool art

[boypussydilf]

character relationship rambling ask game bc i wanted it to exist. for people who like to talk a lot. should work for ships, friendships, family, trios, groups… just send in 2 characters (or more!) and hear about their relationship at length <3

describe their canon relationship/dynamic

your ideal/headcanon version of it? how does it differ from how it is in canon & why is this your favorite version? any other alternate versions of it you enjoy?

what do you like about their relationship, why is it interesting or enjoyable to you?

what about the individual characters involved? what does this relationship mean to them, what makes it unique among their relationships?

favorite interaction they have in canon

favorite interaction they have in your head/a situation you want to put them in

#*shaking and whimpering like a chihuahua or perhaps an alive leaf* i thhhink im done rearranging this and rewording it and triple checking i #its very late ill probably rb this tomorrow for various reasons but #i should Shove It Out. rip the bandaid of being perceived off #anyhow this is phrased like itsjust about relationships uve already thought about for 200 years #but at least in my case. feel free to jusr kinda. #go wild. throw whoever at me. characters ive never put in the same sentence #esp p5 chars of course <33333 #i do want an opportunity to talk abt kecchy and sumi. but also. jsut. anyone #okaaaaay i guess thats all *slides this post under ur door and then runs away* #basilposting #ask game

[gingericywolf]

I had the vision of Ben wearing a spiked jacket like those for small dogs so to not get snatched by hawks or coyotes.

You know, since the pteranodons get near chicago... were he lives.

#jwcc #ben pincus #camp cretaceous #jurassic world #jurassic world: camp cretaceous #jurassic world:dominion #it's probably not much use practically i guess.. but psycologically maybe #just wanting to put ben in spiked vest and collars tbh #also ben totally has traumatized chihuahua vibes. a trembling mess that bites #jw pteranodon

[teethburger]

floyd and teeth raising animal together reminds me of that one john mulaney skit about taking his pug out in a stroller

#imagine floyd and teeth walking around with a stroller like the gay little family they are #and someone leans in to see the baby and they just see this feral hairy creature with a full set of dog-like teeth #floyd probably just goes ‘he’s adopted’ and walks away #baby animal has chihuahua energy I don’t know what to tell you #joey says some sh #muppets #muppets mayhem #animal #floyd pepper #dr teeth

[yuriprince]

i just know pikes is gonna fuckin Get Me whenever the paradox live sanrio collab comes out for 💛’s group

#starts shaking like a little chihuahua #i don’t remember what character they’re getting but even if i did i’m not telling you cuz that would probably give away who i like <3 #💛 #tea time!

[astro-b-o-y-d]

If you think Bill Cipher has tall person energy, that’s because he puts in SO MUCH EFFORT to make you think he has tall person energy, which is a very short person thing to do.

#Hayley Speaks #Source: I'm short #He WANTS you to think he's the biggest and most intimidating person in the room #That's an ACT #He's like a chihuahua #Feisty and vicious but also he immediately started begging for his life when he realized he was about to die #And threw tantrums whenever things went SLIGHTLY wrong in his plans #...Damn now I partially wish I'd made him a chihuahua instead of a sphynx cat but also it still fits him #Anyway I'm still baffled that the Internet was collectively tricked by him so hard #He'd probably love it but wow