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ryann-44 · 3 days
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I gave up on this srry
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also some Ranpoe today bc i have no time management skills
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based on this twt post:
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the true-est form of love must be sharing food -- you need food (and water) to live, to take that and give it to someone else is like saying 'i need you to live', its like taking part of your life and placing it in front of someone saying 'here, this is me' and letting them have it
that must be why when atsushi gets a pastry from the cafe underneath the agency's office, he eats half and gives the rest to ranpo
it must be why he snaps his cookies or popsicles or anything of the sort in half and hands the bigger part to kyouka
it must be why he takes the best parts of his dish when the ada is together and places them onto the corner of dazai's plate instead
or why he gives kenji all the parts from his bento box kenji commented on
or why he lets naomi take a bite of whatever he's eating
or why he places his food in the middle of the table when it's him and juni and they eat together as if their separate meals r just one big one
or why he brings extras from his snack runs to gingerly place on the president's desk before bolting
or why he packs a small extra bento box just in case kunikida stays behind again or overworks himself
or why he always happens to buy yosano's favorite snacks to share with her
or why when he meets runs into the black lizard he splits his food further to give gin some too
or why he brings any 'new' and interesting snack he finds for lucy to try too
or why he splits everything when he's with aku between them, why he sees him in the cold and rushes over to give him his cup of hot chocolate and wrap his scarf around him
it must be why he packs dazai's lunch or invites him for breakfast
why he hosts or proposes dinner or lunch together with the ada
why he spends all night trying to perfect kyouka and kunikida's favorite dishes
or why he spent so long baking a funny looking cake that probably didn't taste too good but ranpo liked anyway
or why he keeps junichiro's favorite energy drinks in stock even though kyouka and him dont drink them
or why he learns all the cute food designs naomi eyes
or why he keeps an extra portion of everything to give to kenji
or why he brings the president tea in the morning
or why akutagawa knows that when he cant bring himself to eat -- too worried about what will happen if he runs out -- he can go to atsushi for a cup of tea now and meal later if he's up to it
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pin-k-ink · 2 days
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Edogawa Ranpo X Reader
CW: highly suggestive themes, smoking, mention of a hangover
a/n: a rewrite of smth i wrote nearly two years ago
"Come on. We're already late." Ranpo tried to nudge your half-asleep, hungover form out of the warm cocoon of soft sheets and blankets you had wrapped yourself in. The mattress felt extraordinarily comfortable this morning, especially compared to the prospect of dragging yourself out of bed to face the day. You snuggled in deeper, relishing the coziness enveloping you, reluctant to emerge and silently hoping Ranpo would just leave you be.
Despite his usually carefree, happy-go-lucky demeanor, you could tell Ranpo was on the verge of losing his patience with you. You peeked an eye open to see his right eye twitching in irritation at your blatant ignoring of his promptings.
"I really don't feel up to it today," you mumbled, your voice muffled by the numerous layers of bedding you had burrowed under. With a sigh, you shifted slightly, trying to get comfortable again now that your peaceful slumber had been disrupted. You knew you wouldn't be able to drift back to sleep, but you still weren't ready to leave the sanctuary of your bed quite yet.
Ranpo's frustration reaching a boiling point, he grasped the edge of the blankets and swiftly yanked them off of you. "Get up already!" he demanded. But as the covers were peeled back, revealing your scantily clad form, Ranpo's mouth went dry, his grievances momentarily forgotten.
You lay there wearing nothing but a skimpy black lace bra and panties, complete with a garter belt framing your hips and thighs. Having foregone makeup the night before, just a hint of lipstick remained, now smeared seductively around your mouth. Your hair splayed out across the pillow in tousled waves that somehow still looked sexy despite the night spent tossing and turning.
As you stretched languidly, your ample breasts squished together enticingly. Ranpo felt an overwhelming urge to reach out and cup the supple mounds in his hands, to feel your soft flesh against his palms. His eyes travelled lower, taking in the tantalizing expanse of smooth skin, until they landed on an unexpected sight - intricate tattoos adorning your body in various suggestive places. The dark ink stood out in stark contrast to your skin tone. Ranpo felt a hot blush creeping up his neck at the provocative body art.
"Great, now I'm cold," you pouted, looking up at Ranpo through your lashes. He shook his head in disbelief. Even disheveled and halfway to a hangover, you still managed to look drop-dead gorgeous... and to frustrate the hell out of him with your antics.
"Deal with it. Now let's goooo," Ranpo whined, beginning to turn away before his body betrayed his increasing arousal at the alluring sight of you.
"Nah, I'm good here," you replied nonchalantly. Reaching over to your nightstand, you pulled out a half-empty pack of cigarettes and a lighter. In one fluid motion, you slid a cigarette between your full lips and flicked the lighter to life, taking a long drag.
Quick as a flash, Ranpo snatched the cigarette from your mouth and crushed the flimsy pack in his fist. "Fukuzawa told you not to smoke anymore," he reprimanded, coughing and swatting at the tendrils of smoke you blew in his face.
Unperturbed, you maintained a deadpan expression as you reached under the mattress and pulled out one of several hidden packs stashed there. Ranpo caught a glimpse of something else under the bed - was that a vibrator? He blushed even deeper as he registered what the long, purple object was.
Lighting up a new cigarette, you took a deep drag, relishing the burn in your lungs and the lightheaded rush that followed. Sighing in resignation, Ranpo slumped onto the bed next to you, head hanging in defeat. "I give up," he pouted.
"The cigs... are they really that good?" Ranpo asked after a moment, curiosity getting the better of him. You shrugged, not particularly keen to get into your reasons for smoking, especially this early in the morning.
"Can I try it?" You raised an eyebrow at his request. Mr. Sweet Tooth wanting to try a cigarette? This should be interesting.
"Sure, knock yourself out," you replied, handing it over. Ranpo took it eagerly, placing it between his lips and inhaling deeply... only to promptly break out in a fit of coughing and sputtering.
"When I said knock yourself out, I didn't mean literally," you laughed, springing up to rub his back soothingly.
"It's so spicy! Why do you even like these things?" Ranpo rasped out between coughs, clutching at his throat. You flopped back down, considering his question but unwilling to voice the real reasons your addiction had taken hold.
"C'mere," you purred instead, crooking a finger at him. Ranpo leaned in close, his breath catching in his throat as he hovered over you. Your fingers slid into his hair, gripping the back of his head as you pulled him in even nearer until your faces were mere inches apart. Maintaining eye contact, you took another drag from the cigarette, holding the smoke in your mouth.
You traced his bottom lip with your fingertip and he compliantly opened up for you, his tongue peeking out eagerly. Tightening your grip on his hair, you angled his head and slowly blew the smoke directly into his waiting mouth. Ranpo's emerald eyes flew open wide before the pupils blew out with desire. His hands braced on either side of your head as he unconsciously leaned in closer, seeking more of your intoxicating essence.
Releasing him, you dropped your head back against the pillow with a smirk. "How was that?"
It took Ranpo a minute to shake off his lust-induced haze and regain the power of speech. A matching smirk slowly spread across his face as an idea took hold. "You know, maybe we shouldn't go in to work after all..."
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autistic-ranpo · 3 days
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ive hadthis song on loop in my head for ten billion years
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tenjikyu · 2 days
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IM NEVER LETTING YALL FORGET THIS ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE OF A DANCE IN BSD WAN
THIS BS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE
THEYRE ALL SO CUTE, DAZAIS LIL DANCING
THE PRESIDENT ABSOLUTLY GOATING THEM ALL
THE PORT MAFIA AT THE END HELLO?!
I LOVE BUNGO STRAY DOGS; WAN OMG
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Ranpo needing to be bribed to put on his glasses and figuring out Fukuchi is Kamui.
To me gives the same energy as Odasaku seeing a ball roll up to him. Picking it up only for his ability to tell him it's poision.
The fact this was supposed to be kill both of them too.
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dazaiiiiiiiiissss · 2 days
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For a project in my stats class :3
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inkvigilante · 9 hours
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The Heart-Switch Bet (Coming Soon on A03!)
Dazai and Ranpo don't butt heads often but when they do it's a nightmare for the whole office. Today Ranpo was grumpy and started a nasty fight. Now they have settled on a bet to determine the winner.
"You get to hang with Ed and I will go with Mr. Fancy Hat. We tolerate the others rival for the day."
"And if we can't tolerate them?" Dazai asks just to amuse him.
"Whoever holds out the longest wins."
Dazai looks to be considering it but Ranpo already knows the answer.
"You're on."
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fem-ranpo · 23 hours
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Hellloooo!! You look like someone who’d like to cause city-wide panic!!
//@the-caged-jester
what do you have in mind?
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ryann-44 · 2 days
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they slacking off together
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definetelynotavampire · 24 hours
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based on @/komochor 's (on twt) spring drew on ❀ the second chapter
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kiw-ee · 2 days
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when i go on pinterest. and i look up ranpoe, i open the comments to see what everyone says. i swear to GOD (i’m a atheist) IF I SEE ANOTHER FUCKINF DONUT JOKE FROM DUMB PRIVATE SUMABSSS FAUCKING ACCOUNTS I WILL BLOW A WHOLE THROUGH MY WALL. ALL I WANTED TO SEE WAS SOME SILLY GAY GUYS AND OPINIONS NOT YOUR BITCHASS UBFUNNY JOKE. THE ONLY THING THATS FUNNY IS THOSE PEOPLES WHOLE LIVES ISTG.
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speakeasierr · 2 hours
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Shoutout to the loser (affectionate) who made me watch this show
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shininas-ideals · 17 days
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Souheki having entire convos in their minds
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autistic-ranpo · 2 days
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this came to me in a vision
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