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kedsandtubesocks · 1 year

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This Tornado Loves You

A Cowboy Din Djarin One-shot

a/n: I had a really long tiring wild day today so I thought why not write about this wild cowboy lmaooo the title is from the neko case song and this is for my favorite cowpoke @skeletoncowboys thank you for being a true gem Warnings: death mention, extreme yearning, 18+ just to be safe

“I have to leave for the week l…is it alright if I leave the kid with you?”

Din’s request is quiet as the morning sun beats down on you two.

You know he tries to take jobs that don’t require him leaving the kid anywhere for long. But, the jobs are getting sparse and the cowboy that has been opening up to you is slowly retreating back, reverting to the cautious coyote you once liken him to be.

So you reply without hesitation, without question. “Yes of course I’ll watch him. I’ll keep him safe I promise.”

You don’t miss the way Din’s eyes beneath the shadow of his hat go wide for a split second. Everyone in the town swears this bounty hunter has no soul cause you can’t see his eyes, and even if you did you’d might find he has no soul. But you see it, the cowboy’s soul, right there along with heart bare before you as they shimmer in his eyes. The bandana masks any facial reactions but you hear his low molasses voice crystal clear-

“Thanks honey.”

This is an honor and privilege you will hold dear in your heart. The wildly curious baby boy is Din’s world. He cries the entire morning Din packs to leave and it breaks your heart.

Din gently softly strokes the baby’s chubby cheek and it’s a fondness, pure love between a father and son you feel like you’re intruding on. Until Din turns his eyes to you for a split moment, simply you and him caught in this snagged moment before he rapidly looks back at the baby.

“Make sure this one doesn’t get into trouble kid.” He teases with the baby about you and your heart grows wings, soars right out of your chest.

But that was two weeks ago.

The job was meant to take a week and now your mind spirals into worry, clouds up thick and heavy. It only worsens when you head to the feed store to grab a few extra provisions.

“Storm’s coming soon, make sure you lock up early for the night.” The older store owner announces what you’ve been dreading.

You felt the storm coming in your bones.

Living so many years out here you start to notice the changes in the air, the shift in the wind, the glooming clouds creeping more and more off in the distance. It makes your heart drop. You clutch the little boy asleep on your shoulder tighter as you readjust the blanket you’ve mostly kept him hidden under.

“So, you really still ain’t telling us where you got this babe from are ya?” The store owner means well. They all do in their own way.

“Like I told you and everyone else I grew him in my garden.” You answer.

He laughs at your reply and before anything more can be asked you rush out back home.

The rain comes first. It’s a blessing most days, a breeze of grace relieving the town and the earth of the heat. Now it floods your heart with dread.

What if Din is dead? What if he's in need of help?

What if he’s lost somewhere?

He can’t be lost you rationalize. He knows his way and you know that. He’s the best navigator you’ve known just from hearing him talk about his travels. But everything in you screams, almost begs you, to steal a horse from the town to try to find him and just do something.

It only gets worse as the storm only picks up. The sky from your window, dark and thundering, becomes a harbinger of dread.

The wind howls fierce. It shakes the house with a force reminding you that you are just a small human and cannot fight against a storm. Baby boy cries clutching you tight and you wipe his sweet watery glossy eyes soaked bright in the lamplight.

“It’s okay bug, we’re fine. I’m here. We’ll wait this out.”

Wait out the storm, wait for Din.

Thankfully the baby falls asleep while unfortunately your body is unable to settle though. You blame the rattling thunder now competing with the wind.

However, it’s there in the sound of the storm that you hear it - the fierce sound of a horse outside your cabin.

With a fast glance at the baby sound asleep you scramble to head outside. The wind whips out to greet you first. But in that whirlwind, through the pelting rain, you see the black stallion horse you are so afraid of and then his rider.

There he is, a phantom in the storm, your cowboy.

“Din!” You scream and move before you even realize it. A few steps off the porch and there you are rushing, flying out in the storm to him.

The rain soaks you to your bones instantly. You almost fall in the thick mud as you rush to him. His focus isn’t even on you. Din is busy in finally settling down his horse as he ties his fierce companion to the side of your fence post. That’s when Din turns towards you for a split second before you barrel into him.

You can’t help it. You had fought back the thoughts of him never coming back and truly becoming a ghost. And now here he was, solid and soaked in your arms. Your ghost, your phantom, your cowboy, is a man consecrated here and you don’t want him to leave ever again.

“I-I’m sorry!” You stammer pulling back realizing what the hell you’ve done. “I just…Come on! Let’s get out of this storm!”

He lets you wrangle him to the safety of your porch like he’s one of your rascally goats.

If only the townspeople could see him now.

This myth, this mysterious wild bounty hunter of a man with more guns you want to even think about, is drenched. His bandana is sticking to his face and you can see the outline of his striking nose.

As you try to make sure this phantom doesn’t disappear before your eyes, your lips twitch wanting to cry and you hate it.

“I thought you weren’t coming back.” Your voice leaves you, a croak so small you’re afraid it might get caught up in the wind.

“I was…I was so scared thinking you might not come back.”

The rain, you think, must still be dripping down your face until your vision blurs. You blink and discover tears streaming full on rivers down your face. Your focus has even gone away from the bounty hunter, like maybe you really are waiting for this to be a desert mirage.

Boots suddenly stomp on your porch, fiercely loud and sharp, as if they’re trying to mimic the thunder roaring around you. You look up. Din, bare face with his bandana yanked down, walks fast and fierce towards you. He is all you see before his lips are on yours.

The kiss steals your soul and is all consuming. His gloved hand holds your face like you might be the one to disappear in the air. For being a wild bounty hunter, the town's terrifying ghost story, he kisses you tender. Both of your clothes are drenched. His lips are cold. But it is everything you wanted.

“Honey.” He breathes out and it’s all you need.

All you can do is clutch onto him, your rain soaked phantom, and let the storm whip around the two of you. Your heart thanks the wind for bringing him home to you.

#I had a huge breakdown cry earlier and once I settled down I joked with myself ‘well if only Din Djarin could kiss me and calm me down!’#and well here we are #also Eri I love you and anyone who reads this thank you #cowboy take me away tag #cowboy din #din djarin x reader

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covetyou · 7 months

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Please tell me all about ‘playmates’ bby I need more cuck!joel in my life

playmates is the WIP name for the next cuck!joel (before the events of to be creampied) and the introduction to their cuckolding adventures. it gives me the warm tinglies whenever I go to write it lmaooo send help

You attend a work function with Joel and meet some of his colleagues. You hit it off with one in particular, and can't stop thinking about the way he looked at you.

warnings to include, cucking, daddy kink, unprotected piv, premature ejaculation.

dialogue heavy smut beneath the cut.

(⚠️daddy kink and cucking ahead⚠️)

"Can't get enough of daddy's cock, can you? It's all you want."

You make a noise, somewhere between a groan and a negative. After today you couldn't say it was. You'd seen the way he had looked at you, and the way that Joel had looked at you because of it. Whatever that was, you wanted it, and you were pretty sure Joel did too.

"No? You want other dicks in this pussy."

Stuffing your face into the pillow, you nod, stifling another moan. You'd almost be ashamed, but you're too far gone to care.

"Fuck yeah you do. My baby wants to be filled with so many cocks, don't she? Have 'em fuck you and then you come crawling back to me to kiss it better."

And that's it, that's the thing that sends you over.

"Oh fu-daddy I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come."

"That's it. You come thinking about all those cocks that are going to ruin this pretty little hole."

Some additional gems from this WIP doc include

"Fuck yeah that's it, say his name." - feral screaming over here

"Can I play with this one too, daddy?" - not part of this oneshot but it lives here for now 🤭

#joel miller x reader #coveted updates #tag game

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shepscapades · 1 year

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Shep Shepscapades. Mutual-in-law. You and I mentioned yogscast to one another the 1 time we talked I have come to give you the brainworms becasue I just saw a bad traffic smp ideas post that was just 'lucky block life' and so of course I pulled up the old yogscast videos and.

There are so many ways these can kill you. I am rotating it so fast.

OHHHH MY GOD (wait hi omg :3) I think this would be the Worst Possible thing actually. With how fast those yogs videos descended into sheer choas I don't think anyone's series would last more than 2 episodes. I simply don't think it's possible LMAO it would be the WORST. Jimmy would open his first lucky block and he'd be locked in the cage with the falling anvil and be out instantly. scar would somehow get the block that gives you like fully enchanted gear and gems and he'd be trying to sell it to everyone instead of using it for himself and everyone would be trying to kill him for it the whole series. It would just be misery all the way around LMAOOO FNDKFNCV

#its horrible and I love it #give me hermitcraft/empires lucky blocks chaos it'd be horrible and I would love every bit of it #ask #stitchthesewords

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ruthplaysthesims · 7 months

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I asked ChatGPT to help me create a sim

The sim I created:

LMAO I'm kidding (she's a precious gem tho🥺🥺)

THIS is the sim I created

I took so any pictures lmaooo

ANYWAYS, meet Alexandra (Alex) Harper.

Special shout out to @sentate for the brand new essence collection. It was 1,000,000% worth the money.

@johnnysimmer She looks AMAZING with the hair. TYSM for sharing it.

@pralinesims my go to for make up and jewelery.

@rimings TY TY TY SO very much for the cute brown top

@bbygyal123 for the wonderful background.

Her party look was inspired by the one and only @aashwarr.

And to many more of the cc creators

#sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 cc #simblr #ts4 simblr #the sims community #the sims 4 #sims4 #sims 4 story #ts4 townies #my sims

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badsalmonella · 11 months

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pls post your thoughts on camelot!

Hihihi!!! Sorry this has been sitting in my ask for a bit I've been trying to find the time and energy to put down my thoughts!

The general overview is, I think I definitely see the faults people had with it, I think the book is hard to fix and even with the changes there are certain beats they HAVE to hit because of the music, but I also think it has so many gems and this show is so well acted like I find the good far out weighs the bad for me. It's just really engaging grand theater to meee it can be so silly and fun but also really hit with these very earnest moments 🥺, also considering all the drama and tragedy it is surprISINGLY HILARIOUS!! I was giggling so much in act 1. Like RIP to the person sitting next to me who had to see me grip my face and GASP every time something wild happened lmaooo. GOD JUST AHHHHHH SOME OF THOSE MOMENTS WENT SO HARD!!!! Here I'll try my best to narrow some down jk I did a horrible job at narrowing down

- AH that imagery of the single tree in the snow at the very top of the show. Lovely.

-the entire scene with the wedding gone wrong is just soo good and like a mini show on its own with its own little arc. I was so charmed by Phillipa and Andrew's chemistry fr fr so good! I could probably fill a whole post with just moments from this bit!

-When Guinevere is below the right side of the stage (I was sitting to the left)and when she hears the knights refer to him as King her head just slooooooooowly pops into view like 👁️👁️

-Genny: WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU WERE KING?!?!?

Arthur: after I sang abt the weather.

-King Arthur post Merlin death 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭

-ok but the little orchestra nod to Follow Me during Merlin's death. Thank you. They did that for me. It's not much but I appreciate it.

-"I gotta pace to think. I gotta be doing something. Merlin told me something but I got distracted and forgot" bestie you can fit SO much ADHD IN THIS KING.

- C'est Moi entrance was a slay

. 10/10 would let that armor burn my retinas again 👌🏼

-"I deserve. Your harshest. punISHHHHHHHMEEEEEEENNNTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lancelot, bestie there is something so wrong with you I'm obsessed.

- Genny (To Lance): ...And do you think you've perfected your soul??

- The Lusty Month of May, also a SLAY she is SO hot! I'm sorry but Guinevere is at her most wild and unhinged she is doing shit that had me going BANANAS when she puts on that pink dress, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

-after Lusty Month of May the knights were chatting but I became deeeeeply focused on ensemble member Matias trying trying to balance a mug on his forehead. At first one person was watching, then two, then eventually Guinevere joined in. Like gjdhks I kept giggling.

Arthur(also to Lance): pleasesayno 👀👀👀👀👀👀

-TAKE ME TO THE FAIR. WAS SO FUCKING FUN. I WAS DOING EVIL GOOFY LITTLE GIGGLES THE WHOLE TIME. GENNY IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BULLY LANCELOT ON THIS BLOG. AND THAT'S BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS A DEEPLY FUCKED UP FORM OF FOREPLAY FOR HER.

-Genny: ~SIIIIIRRRRRR LIIIIIONNNEELLLLL~~~ 😏😏😩😩😩💦💦💦

Lionel: Ma'am. 😐

Genny: u g h 🙄

-I COULD MAKE A WHOLE POST ABT THIS ONE TOO LIKE SOSOSOSO FUNNY.

-Guinevere kept having mini moments of chemistry with like the ensemble member played by Holly Gould, and like I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS CRAZY, but at the end of act 1 my friend also turned to me and was like "yo what is GOING ONNNN with those two??? 👀👀👀👀" Gjhdskgsbsvs a bi icon. 🩷💜💙

- ANYWAYS Not Pelly AND Genny rooting for the Lancelot downfall!!! Gjsgdgdgs

-ok but the moment when Lance finds the pages that Genny specifically drafted....bestie you could see the proposition baking in HIS brain.

-"So weird Genny when you don't like most people you're still civil with them what's going on hereee???" 👀👀👀 What IS going on here???

- Arthur: Will you stop this?

Genny: If the King commands it....

👁️👁️🔥🔥 oK. THEY WERE INSANE FOR THAT ONE. NOT THE LOOK THEY SHOT EACH OTHER. anyways bully them both. I support it.

- THE SWORD FIGHTING WAS LIKE ACTUALLY SO GOOD OMG. WE LOVE FIGHT CHOREO

- okokokok but when one of the knights pushed down Lancelot's squire and he shot that knight the DEADLIEST GLARE and tHEN HE PUSHED THE KNIGHT DOWN AT THE END OF THEIR FIGHT. 🔥👌🏼🤌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 letSSSSS GOOOOO!!!

-WHEN KING ARTHUR GOT INTO THE FIGHT AND TWIRLED OUT TWO SWORDS HALF WAY THROUGH?!?!!!!! AND THEN LANCE LIKE STRAIGHT UP ON STAGE CAUGHT HIS SECOND SWORD??? BEING TOSSEDDDD OVER TO HIM??!!!!!! LIKE I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW COOL THIS WAS???????

-Arthur(whispering desperately in Lancelot's ear mid fight) : HEY NO HARD FEELINGS THIS IS JUST FOR MORALE

Fhhdjshdjsh

- ARTHUR STOPPING THE FIGHT TO ASK LANCELOT ABOUT BAGUETTES ?!??? THEY ARE LITERALLYYYY MY BLORBOOOSSS!!!!

-KING ARTHUR GETS KNOCKED OUT CUZ HE SAW HIS FAVOURITE BIRD AND GOT DISTRACTED. I AM NOT JOKING.

-anyways scene where he gets "resurrected" was the moment. It was amazing. Everything was silent. The spotlight was ON. I LOVED IT.

- RIP that Lance Genny gaze tho 💀💀💀 RIGHT in front of Arthur's salad.

- Lancelot: this might be our only moment alone together I have to tell you---

Genny: DON'T.

OoOooOOoOOOoO the way I am RIPPING OUT MY SEAT CUSHION.

-Before I Gaze At You Again, my beloved. My underrated moment 💖💖

-WHEN KING ARTHUR TURNED HIS BACK TO THE AUDIENCE. AND DRAMATICALLY THREW HIS CAPE ON THE THRONE. THEN SAID "propositionnn....." THE WAY I WENT DEAD SILENT. THE WAY I HELD MY BREATH. HE WAS LIKE I AM OOOVERRRRRE THIS LOVE TRIANGLE SHIT. HE DID NOTTTT COME TO PLAY. WHERE THE F U C K WAS ANDREW BURNAP'S TONY NOM????

-Anyways hot girls know the Act 1 monologue is fire. It's MY Coachella. Zero regrets for screaming and clapping for that one.

- OK NOT ACT 2 OPENING WITH LANCELOT SINGING IN FRENCH AND GUINEVERE BEING SOOOOO OVER IT.

-Anyways If Ever I Would Leave You immaculate. Amazing. Spectacular. The best. Wow. Shout out to that woman in front of me who turned to her family and whispered " I know this one...."

-THE ALMOST HAND TOUCH oWuGh . 😩

- *Dramatic Mordred reveal*"I GUESS THE CHAINS OF WEDLOCK ARE SO HEAVY YOU NEED THREE PEOPLE TO CARRY IT" if it were up to me....that would be an applause moment.

- WHAT DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO WHST DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MYGOD.

-first of all leading with calling Henny your business partner ARTHUR BUDDY WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING?????

-Andrew Burnap literally RAMPED UP the teary eyes when he told Genny like "I know you get sad. Don't you ever want someone to talk to???" HE CHOSE VIOLENCE. ON ME.

-AND LIKE I WAS ON THE SIDE I HAD PERFECT VIEW OF PHILLIPA'S FACE. IT WAS SOSOSOSOSO HEART BREAKING

-AND LIKE THEY WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT EACH OFHER!!!!! THEY COULDN'T EVEN SEE HOW EMOTIONAL THEY BOTH GOT IN THAT MOMENT!!!!!! I AM SHOOTING MYSELF INTO SPACE. MOMENTS LIKE THIS ARE WHY I LIIIIIIIIVE FOR SHOW IN THE VIV BEAUMONT LIKE OH MY GOOOODDDD. THE LOVE IS THERE!!!!! THEY JUST CAN'T SEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!

-anyways their dance was so sweet. So playful. So lovely.

-When I heard his "Genny..." On the album I thought he was tired. Like "genny...plz no more verses of this song... 😮‍💨" BUT I WAS WRONG! THE FULL CONTEXT IS HIM JUST OPENLY HAVING A MOMENT OF PURE LOVE AND ENDEARMENT FOR GENNY. I'M

-MORDRED . WAITING IN THE BACK. FOR THINGS TO START GOING WELL ....BUT NOT TOO WELL BEFORE REVEALING THAT ARTHUR FINALLY GOT A LETTER FROM MORGAN LE FAY!!!!!!

-aND THEN DROPPING THAT LANCELOT IS GUARDING THE QUEEN THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

-OWUGHGOWUGHEOUWGEOWUGEGW NOT ARTHUR'S LONG PAUSE THEN "Ok......oK. OK. ok. This is fine. " Gjjdhdjshshsj

- FIE ON GOODNESS. WOW. WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TO BE THE STAGING STAND OUT MOMENT BUT GODDAMN. IT'S AMAZING HOW THEY BUILD ON TENSION AND INTERWEAVE ALL THOSE SCENES. IT'S ALL HAPPENING IN THIS SCENE.

-The scene with Lance and Genny. Oh. MY LORD. The confession and moment where he finally admits he can't surpass being a human man. How that is the moment that I think Guinevere like is really really like "ohhh we about to do something stuff tonight" HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE after his shift gjdhhsh BUT THEN STARTED WHIPPING OUT THE FRNECH LOVE CONFESSIONS LIKE??!?!!!!! HE WAS INSANE FOR THAT ONE!!! LITERALLY. WHERE WAS THAT WHORE BEHAVIOR IN THE BIBLE???? "I SERVE GOD AND KING ARTHUR FIRST 😔" AND THEN HE PULLED THAT MOVE!!!! 🥴🥴🥴 I'M YELLING

-even though I like knew that was gonna happen. Like WHY DID THEIR KISS MAKE ME GASP?! Gjhdjshs THEY DID IT!!! THEY HAD SO MUCH TENSION. A R G H . anyways............. I'm gonna be respectful and not comment on the ressst of that scene 👀

- SCOTLAND. 🔥

-Anyways Morgan's scene is SO brief but like DAMN. She makes an impression. She is sO COOL. I'd actually kill for a cool fanfic about her and past with Arthur. When she said something about 'I can't wait for them to make all these scientific discoveries but like things won't change with humanity and I'd like to see your face when you make that realization ' (I'm so sososo so sorry that was AWFUL paraphrasing but like IT SLAMMED. AND AGAIN. ARTHUR WAS FACING OUR SIDE OF THE STAGE. HIS EXPRESSION. OHHHH BABYYYY)

-I LOVED YOU ONCE IN SILENCE WAS SUUUCHHHHHH A SCENE OH MY GOD. AND LIKE THEY CUT THE SONG SHORT???? WHY THE SCENE WAS SOSOSOSOS GOOD????

-Poor Lancelot tho. Rejected after it all. Like truly. Bestie. I'm sorry. This narrative hates you. Maybe you'll get nice things in my fanfiction 😔 his FAAAACEEE!!!!

-ANYWAYS WE NEEEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW LANCELOT DU LAC SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF MORDRED. LIKE TRULY LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR'D THAT CHILD WITH A BACKHAND. I GAGGED. IT WAS SOSOSOSO FUNNY I'M SORRY.

-Im not going to lie if there is one bad thing I will say, it is that I am SO disappointed with how Guenevere was staged. Like There is SO much going on in that song, but not much going on onstage. And with how well they did Fie On Goodness like I was low key gooped with how weak the staging for Guenevere was sorry.

-Anyways when Pelly says "I know I'm an old man and I know I'm ridiculous" like I 🥺🥺🥺🥺"BUT IT'S GENNY" like then he folded over and started crying like oh my god 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺noooooo

- if you made it this far congratz there's still so much more because oh my god that last scene

- The deep sadness that just hangs over these scenes oh my goD.

- The the the the the the 🥺🥺🥺 the way Lancelot and Arthur have to bitterly come to terms that they are now warring enemies and they can't guarantee either's protection, and they know they'll have to kill each other's men like 💔

- NOT GENNY'S HORNY ASS GETTING SENT TO A CONVENT. SHE ONLY we can only hope GOT ONE CHANCE TO CUM AFTER ALL THAT??!?!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE HER A NUN!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

-Anyways THE I ALWAYS LOVED YOU SCENE COMES WITH TOO MANY BANGER QUOTES I DON'T THINK I CAN GET THEM ALL.

Arthur: For what it's worth I've always loved you

Genny: 😤 FOR. WHAT. IT'S. WORTH????

(Valid girl)

-But then.... I loved you too when you sang that sssssssstupid song about the weather 🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💖💖💖

-THE HUG. THAT HUG WAS SO HEART BREAKING. THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKINGGF HUG.

-not YOU NEED TO LEAVE I CAN'T LET LANCE SAVE YOU TWICE. 🥺

-AND THEN RUNNING IN FOR THAT FINAL KISS THANK FUCKING GODDDDD!!!!!!

-But then Arthur sitting in defeat with his sad floppy bangs after :((( THEN LIGHTING UP WHEN THE KID MENTIONS THE ROUND TABLE OH 🥺💖

-GREAT FUCKING SHOW. I LOVE IT THROUGH IT ALL. IT WAS BI4BI4BI. HIT THE SHOWERS BESTIESSSS!!!!

#do NOT click that read more unless you MEAN IT!!!!#Anon #ask #camelot musical #camelot

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sonicenvy · 2 months

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turns out that there are a very large number of people on r/jobs who are lowkey or raging transphobes. I got downvoted to oblivion on that sub for suggesting that people treat their trans and non-binary colleagues in their workplaces with the basic ass respect of calling them by their correct names and pronouns. I also pointed out that under Title VII, the EEOC and the decision handed down in Bostock v. Clayton County employment discrimination based on actual or perceived sex, gender or sexual orientation is illegal. Apparently these redditors were deeply offended by this, because so many of them came at me telling me that I'm the problem or whatever, which lmaooo, die mad.

I and the small handful of other commenters on this post who pointed out that misgendering is bad and that you shouldn't misgender people all got downvoted to shit, while the users who proudly proclaimed that they made discriminatory employment decisions or deliberately misgendered their colleagues got super upvoted. Fuck the people of r/jobs actually. I think it's time for me to unsub from that shithole of a sub. Sad that such a large and general sub is so full of weird transphobes.

Some real gems (that got super upvoted) in response to my comments:

u/[redacted]: You sound exhausting. Nobody will want to hire you. u/[redacted]: You seem like the type to be offended by everything. u/[redacted]: Thanks for providing a perfect example of why people with different pronoun would be a problem in the workplace.

#margaret babbles

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oh-snapperss · 10 months

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tagged by @crash-hawk (i can't wait to annoy you irl in a week and a half>:D)

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

alright listen i need everyone to close their eyes and pretend like i don't have as many as i do LMAOOO

1. plot machinations

2. mochi's scarian fics (thing 1 and thing 2)

3. birthday ethubs request

4. knights

5. grian wingman gone wrong

6. pearl and gem cooking wip

7. etho as cuteguy part two

8. the gardener

9. can you see me (extra scenes)

10. the rift conundrum

11. erm. domestic

12. fairytales

AHEM. anyways i have a NORMAL AMOUNT. everything is fine. totally under control!

i'm not tagging 12 people into this hell so if you see this take this as an invitation:)

#laurie thoughts

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little-caeruleum-blog · 2 years

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Hello hello hello! Can I make a request for a oneshot or head cannon of RedSon x reader? It a little angsty but hope you don’t mind. If you don’t feel comfortable feel free to ignore this!

In season 3 Dragonfruit is hinted a lot, so how about Mei being in love with Red but him not feeling the same way? Mostly because he really likes her best friend, the reader. The reader helps Mei with confessing even though she also likes Red. She pushes all those feelings because the reader loves her friendship with Mei more then her love for RedSon. One day gets a letter from Red, thinking this is a chance to help Mei she goes! Only to be (somewhat) confessed to by RedSon (well as nice as RedSon can confess). Little did we know Mei was following the reader to see why RedSon sent the letter, only to be left heartbroken. For a little bit, Mei was angry at RedSon for breaking her heart and mad at the reader because she thought that she was a fake friend. It wasn’t until a little self reflection to realize that she was being irrational and goes to apologize to the reader. There relationship is still shaky now that the reader is now the girlfriend of RedSon, but things are getting better with time!

Sorry if it’s confusing! I hope you have fun making this request and have a good day!

A/N: OMFG I LOVE THIS REQUEST SO MUCH!! I'M FANNING MYSELF TO STOP MYSELF FROM OVERHEATING CAUSE OF the BLUSHING MESS I AM IN RN.

I ALSO HAVE TO SPLIT THIS UP INTO TWO PARTS BECAUSE OF HOW LONG IT IS LMAOOO SO ENJOY PART ONE EVERYONE!!

Scarlet Letter || Reader x Red Son x Mei * * *

You always prided yourself in having an awesome friendship with Lóng Xiâojiāo. The two of you were like siblings, two peas in a pod. You would always hang out at one another's house, especially yours since Mei didn’t like to hang out at her mansion. You even accidentally get mistaken by siblings from strangers because of how much you two hung out with one another.

You were especially eager to hang out with Mei's other friend, Qí Xiâotiān. Him being the successor of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven was like winning a friendship lottery. You all became a trio and instantly clicked. Gold, silver, and bronze. Even though you were jealous of how MK got along with Mei, you knew it shouldn’t be something you have to be afraid of. Because you always knew that Lóng would always have your back and you have hers. No one could ever break that.

You and Mei. Mei and you. Gold and Silver. Silver and Gold.

It never occurred to you that something so small, like a crush on a person, could break it apart.

Red Son first showed up in you and Lóng’s when the two of you were out to save MK from his fiery rage. Throughout the fun chase and clutching onto Mei’s body to hold on, you and the fiery demon managed to catch one another’s eye. The brief staring contest between you two was enough to make your heart flutter.

You never brought it back up until your trio became a quartet when the demon boy came into the picture. The possession of his father, DBK, helped all four of you come close together and form a squad. Now it was gold, silver, bronze, and a special ruby to complete the picture.

And that precious ruby gem set your heart aflame. It started off as a small spark once he started to hang out with the trio. But the more he hung around, the more the flames grew wilder. It was becoming untamable whenever he was nearby. You couldn’t help it when the heat of your flaming heart made its way towards your face as he spoke to you.

You loved him. Bronze and ruby. Ruby and bronze. You loved the fact that, if he ever reciprocated, ruby could suit you.

But gold suited ruby.

After the Battle of the Bone Demon and peace was now spread over the city for a while, you and Long decided to chill at your house. It was during one of your many sleepovers of hair braiding, karaoke, and playing games such as Truth or Dare.

You pulled out the Truth card from the deck and read the bold glaring purple sentence out loud. “Who is your crush and why?”

You almost put the card away. There was no way Long would have kept that from you. She would have told you in an instant the second she ever fell for someone.

Her answer was quick and confident. “Oh, that’s an easy one. Red Son.”

“R-red Son?” Your voice croaked with pain and confusion. “Are you sure?”

Mei fiercely nodded. “I’m one thousand percent sure.”

Your dragon friend explained how she had started to like him ever since she was saved by Red Son during her captivity under Lady Bone Demon’s hand. His encouraging words of how the Samadhi Fire in her was her own, not the Bone Demon. The way he saved her from that boney grasp left an impact on her.

“I don’t know if I would ever find love like this. And I hope, that maybe, he can love me back. You know?” Mei asked with an unsure smile on her pretty pink lips.

You stared into her green eyes. For a quick second, in a blink of an eye, you can almost see it despite your cracking heart. Red and gold. Gold and Red.

He would be Lóng’s ruby. Not yours.

“Yeah.” You smiled back, unwillingly to let it falter. “Of course, I know.”

“Do you think you could help me?” Mei asked you, her hands clasped on top of your hands. They gave yours a warm gentle squeeze as her eyes. “I can’t do this all alone without my bestie by my side.”

“Of course, I will!” You told her. “You can always count on me!”

Pushing down all your feelings was going to be worth it one of these days. While you felt your heart cracking in pain, you tried to push it down for Mei’s sake. You thought, you knew, that Mei would be the better option for Red Son. He helped save her from Lady Bone Demon, they shared similar goals, and they both wield the Samadhi Fire. Maybe it was better for the two of them to be together.

For the next few weeks, you would spend less time with Red during the group hangout. You kept pushing Mei to be alone with him while you and MK would watch from afar to see what would happen. When it was just you and Red Son, you would give him some hints of how pretty Mei was or how you two might look good together.

You thought it was working. At least, a part of you wanted it to work. The other would still cling on top of the hope that maybe Red Son liked someone else. That if he liked someone other than you or Mei, it would hurt less to do this. You can laugh it off with Mei and just be friends. It wouldn’t hurt as much.

That was until you received a scarlet letter in front of your apartment doorstep. In cursive flaming red writing was your name on the flat side of the envelope. You easily recognize the Bull Family symbol on the wax print that held the letter close.

Your heart raced and your hands quivered as you slowly opened the letter. As your eyes poured over his writing, tiny scribble cursive, as you read what he had written to you.

‘My dear Y/n

Peasant Y/n

Y/N,

As a token of appreciation for being my friend despite how unpleasant you are fashion-wise and all that heroism you reek, I would like for you to accompany me to a meeting at sunset tomorrow evening. It would be just for strict business. Nothing. More.

Please. This is the closest you will ever get to me treating you as an equal.

From, your dearest lovely dear friend

Red Son.’

You… did not know whether you should be panicking or laughing! You can practically imagine him struggling to write this letter to make it sound as demanding as possible without sounding too mean.

You reread the letter again. If you were to meet Red Son… you can convince him one-on-one to be with Mei! He might hear you out and he would consider the offer. After all, you thought they could make a great couple. You would help Mei get with Red Son and help yourself from further heartache.

You stared at the letter again and reread it. Your heart skipped a beat every time you read it, gently rubbing his signature with your thumb. If you let your mind just wander a bit, you would have thought this might be a chance for you. But Mei… It all had to go back to Mei and what she wanted. You had to make sure that your meeting with Red Son benefited her.

#lmk red son #lmk x y/n #lmk x reader #x reader fic #lmk red son x reader #red son x reader #lmk dragonfruit #dragonfruitshipping #mei x red son #writing requests #request open #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid red son

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lululawrence · 1 year

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Last line challenge

Ive been tagged to do this by so many people I am sorry I’m so behind but I’m trying so hard to get my ass back in gear writing wise and finishing this reverse bang fic cause I WILL POST IT. I WILL.

So anyway. Thank you to @daggerandrose @justalarryblog @beelou @cyantific @jacaranda-bloom @neondiamond @greenfeelings @wabadabadaba @alwaysxlarrie @kingsofeverything @absoloutenonsense @allwaswell16 and I know there have been more who have tagged me so truly thank you!!! It’s a goal of mine to be better about participating in these to help me be motivated even when I don’t have a lot of time to write. So thank you for continuing to tag me even when I’m the worst at participating! I adore you all!

Okay. Onto my last line written in a wip.

“Oi, that’s my husband you’re talking about,” Lewis yelled. “You take that back! He’s a fucking gem and the best man you’ll ever meet!”

Hehehe so that’s 24 words which means I’m meant to tag 24 people lmaooo damn good thing I know a lot of writers, eh?

Okay here we gooooo…

@marastarfar @satvrdays @londonfoginacup @sadaveniren @jaerie @2tiedships2 @larrieblr @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed @louistomlionson @quelsentiment @becomeawendybird @chai-hat-tea @ladyaj-13 @phd-mama @disgruntledkittenface @crinkle-eyed-boo @louandhazaf @justanothershadeofblue @bezirkshires @ireallysawanangel @evilovesyou @beanno28 @nouies @panye

I DID IT WITH NO TAGBACKS BOOM so anyway if you wanna share your last line written with us I’d love that hehe

#last line challenge #dream acrobat

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boxboxlewis · 2 years

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In Thursday girl - how does the world react to official Daniel and max?! I’m just thinking about how the f1 tumblr girlies would all be dying and angsting over their initial leak then the drama and the break up and then finally DIE when they become official! How do they do it? Does Daniel become the best WAG since he’s retired now? Does daniels family and Victoria hate max and Daniel but make an effort ??? So many thoughts!!!

lmaooo anon you are opening vistas up before me..... i hadn't even considered f1blr in the world of thursday girl but you're right! it would go feral.

first when the photos of them are leaked: there's huge divide between maxielites who are FEASTING, and those who are like hmm celebrating leaked intimate photos is ethically sus actually and i don't feel ok with it?? unprecedented amounts of vagueblogging, alliances shattered, discord has to buy new servers to support all the backchanneling

THEN when maxiel is CONFIRMED REAL: tumblr melts down. people who never shipped max and daniel are like "i called it:)." insane discourse abt whether it's ok to call max a queer icon when he's never self-described using the word queer. the maxiel tag becomes a toxic wasteland but here and there, a gifset shines like a gem

also YES daniel WOULD be the very best WAG... not in the same universe as thursday girl but i have explored the concept a little here. & max's family LOVE daniel (who wouldn't!!); daniel's take a little longer to come round, but once they realise how much max loves daniel they're like ok well. i guess this grumpy flat-faced cat of a man is our son in law now:)

#thank you for this ask i loved it #asks #maxiel

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Babe if you can't complete Kassam route before the deadline, someone called Sound something covered every single scene of his route. Anyway, congrats on getting the 🦄 I tried it but alas.

yes, SoundNo3485 on reddit ! i have mad respect for their dedication in covering so many different routes. especially with the bugginess of the OG app (and all the damn ads, because the airplane mode trick doesn't work. that's the only thing i like about the new app) they've posted scenes i've never come across before, it rlly amazes me how detailed season 2 was.

kassam was my LI while s2 was airing, so i managed to unlock him back in 2019 ! (time flies, doesn't it?) after that, i couldn't get it to open again , i've always just dragged him back to the villa. so i'm like, ridiculously happy i unlocked his route again lol

if you (or anyone reading this) want to unlock kassam's route: there is a guaranteed method of getting him . unfortunately it's extremely time consuming (FB is so trifling for only giving us two weeks notice) the game is glitched out so the "actual" way of getting him (being a shy/chill MC) is pretty much impossible, but we can use those glitches to our advantage. what matters is the casa guys' heart scores, nothing else. hearts from previous playthroughs get stored in the game's cache, so:

before casa amor, play however you want, seriously, you can do anything. (if you're wondering what i did, i was with rocco until he gets dumped, then i was with henrik. unlocked marisol's route, fixed all the drama, didn't participate in operation nope)

once you're in CA, wear the free outfits to prevent getting hearts from arjun and felix . pick all the mean options for them too, you'll need to get a bunch of frowns (when it comes to carl, i think he always likes MC ? at least in my playthroughs he does, but i pied him off as well just to be careful)

flirt with kassam and elijah at every opportunity. yes, both . their routes are connected for some reason. more importantly, elijah has to be your bed partner if kassam's route isn't unlocked. if kassam rejects you, you'll most likely be stuck with arjun or felix, whichever casa guy has been hounding you the most. it's way easier to get on elijah's route, even if he doesn't say your name. as long as you pick all his heart options, his route will open during the speed date . (i like elijah too, he's such an underrated LI)

pie off elijah when he eventually starts talking about bringing him to the villa (sorry luv) choose kassam for brunch and then drag him to the villa, keep increasing his heart score for a few days. another important thing, if you care about scenes being out of order, don't kiss, don't do bits, don't take gem scenes for alone time. blah blah blah. his first kiss is where he reads your palm. his first alone time scene (on the swing) he talks about taking in the moment/meditating (imma be real, idk what the steamy scenes look like cus i don't pick them lmaooo🖤🩶🤍💜)

the unfortunate and time consuming part, you have to hit the "restart show" button. one time! no more than that. some people on the LITG subreddit have had luck with just restarting to day 14, i'm not one of them . you can try it ofc, but it's very finicky. restarting the show works 100%

again, play however you want. (i pretty much did the same stuff as my 1st playthrough, except i was with lucas after rocco leaves) while you're at it, check for signs that heart scores carried over. one immediate way i was able to tell is: in my completely brand new playthrough, i picked the shy and neutral options, so bobby didn't step forward for my MC. second time around, with thee same exact choices, he did.

once you're in casa, kassam and elijah will be the ones that say your name ! yay ! wooo. i cheered when it was elijah staring at MC instead of felix . there's a funny scene during the speed date when you're on their route. elijah lingers after the buzzer goes off, kassam walks up to yall and tells him to move. anyways, ask kassam to share a bed and he'll say yes . unicorn acquired

#love island the game #litg #litg s2 #litg season 2 #litg kassam

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madwoman14 · 1 year

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okay so i promptly wrote entire review of PS-1 in my drafts thinking it was your ask box and called it a day

I only realised yest night that I had in fact no sent it bdjdksksksk

BUT OH MY GOD. WHAT A MOVIE !!!

it's more of a pure cinematic experience. Right from costumes to cinematography to music - chef's kiss. And I'm so so so glad I watched it in theatres because that magic is something else.

But I have to admit I didn't get my head around lot of small historical details because I didn't know anything but then I came home and obsessive read up on everything and watched it again on prime and my god mani ratnam is a goddamn gem . And to think that literally decades worth of hardwork went into this movie and it finally came out so well I'm so emo😭

Special-esttttt mention to all ladies of the movie ❤️❤️❤️

lmaooo😭 i have done the inbox thing too many times

RIGHT!!! yay i have someone to talk to this movie about. i need to rewatch but omg i remember every little detail. the spiral me and my mom went through reading articles after the movie. she almost spoiled it for me. i am so emo too, i feel a strange sense of pride about this movie and the cast. i still have the soundtrack on repeat omg. mani ratnam is the king. we’re gonna have so much fun when the second one comes out!!

i love you mwah!

#all the female characters were the best hands down #i’m so ready for whatever chaos nandini has in mind #also the costumes i love #too many period pieces with modern day blouses #ps1 #ponniyin selvan #i have a url preheated for the second one #prepared not preheated omg #vee the fergulous mutual💕

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endobiologist · 1 year

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YOOO I HAVEN'T DRAWN IN SO LONG also official apology to literally everyone--not just here online but also IRL, me & William/Bill are doing a lot and i mean A LOT of introspective figuring shit out across lifetime(s), doing spiritual/emotional healing work and shit. "Spring" cleaning for the house (hehehee) and such. Nesting ig LOL. But also due to this going inward, we have appeared to have retreated from literally everything including social media. We FREAKING LOVE ALL YALL SM, dont feel bad or like we have ignored anyone!! But also dw at all about us, we are doing fucking fantastic for the first time in a long time. I or we, will explain a lot of the revelations we have gone through when we are done putting the puzzle pieces together haha! But it boils down to I've experienced "integration"... in a weird "It's just me & Will again as like?? the equivalent of a gem fusion IRL? But every alter i/we? had has integrated bACK INTO US TWO. So yeah, the whole "there's too many of us but also no one can leave" I guess I. Didn't integrate nor non integrate. Nope. Purple + purple, and uhhhh Garnet level results?? idfk man but uh we Married and not legally nor by any ceremony yet however we are like cotton candy fusion eloped lmaO. n shit was real weird at first but also immediately also the coolest goddamn thing ever now we have a million memories to a million diff things?? and none of it was me, him OR us until i guess this christmas. Guess "Glitchtrap found his Player 2"!! NEE HEE HEE!! In that I dragged his ass into being mine as well I suppose--We VR Headset-ted each other lmaoo but ye bIG HAPPY AND ALSO BIG CHAOS?? BUT YE. WE ALWAYS COME BACK LMAOOO YO I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT HFJFH-- - 🥀👑💀🦴🫀💟💜 - #williamafton #afton #aftonfamily #springtrap #williamhafton #williamharoldafton #davemiller #davidmiller #purpleguy #thepurpleguy #springbonnie #springbonnieman #shadowmonsterman #bunnyman #thebunnyman #hybrid #salvage #scraptrap #burntrap #goldenbonnie #fivenightsatfreddys #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddysart #art #artwork #springtrapart #springtrapfanart #williamaftonart #springtrapfnaf #fnafspringtrap (at Las Vegas Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnHXC4frDVy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I have questions about 4x05 of Titans. What happened to the big ass snake after it chased TimBer? Why didn’t Rachel notice Conner acting weird? How did Jinx show up to zap Conner without Gar? Where was Dick keeping the Kryptonite restraints? And what else does he have in his arsenal? Were we supposed to think that cape Kory was wearing disguised her identity? Why is Rachel drinking maple syrup like it’s coffee? Could DK’s baby have another name on the show? Will BB remember Rachel and Kory’s kindness? How old are Tim and Bernard? Why does the location for the Temple of Azarath look like the jail?

Oh Anon it feels like I can sense your frustration through your questions lmao!

Well for one I believe that the big ass snake was put to rest by Tim when he killed it to save Bernard but that might have been another snake! Really how many snakes are on this plane 🤣

I think Rachel didn’t suspect Connor because she trusted him and he showed no side of his psychotic behavior. Poor thing doesn’t have her power anymore and doesn’t feel anything wrong with people anymore either.

Well Jinx is a witch so I will say that she magically appeared and nothing wrong with that lol.

Dick kept it in his pocket it’s the only way for him to control Connor and he knows it lmaooo thinking of when he blowed that green powder in Connors and Krypto’s noses. 🤣🤣he was so wrong for that.

Kory wasn’t hiding shit, she doesn’t care, the cape was to keep her from the cold lol!

Like Rachel said she’s drinking maple syrup like it’s coffee because she can actually finally test things without suffering the pain and history of people behind it. So girl gonna enjoy her time lol! It must taste like candy!

I believe they didn’t name Mar’i in the show because it’s still something DK have to figure out. To build together and it’s sort of fitting… in a dream you don’t remember everything that happens. But it’s more a vision than a dream actually and I feel like they have to decide that for themselves and I loved it.

I hope BB will remember Kory and Rachel act of kindness towards him but I’m also expecting ANGST! And I want it ! With a little action on the side lol! And a feral Dick for his girls! Lol

Tim and Bernard is a subject I don’t want to touch because it’s really so weird, cause Tim is like a teenager lmao and Bernard is a grown ass adult but we shall see… they will maybe address it or not.

And finally I don’t think the temple and the jail are the same set. It looked different to me but you know BTS magic maybe it’s the same 🤣

Thanks for your questions and good luck to those who will read everything ! You’re gems 💜

#dick x kory #dick grayson #koryand'r #kory anders #brenton thwaites #mame anna diop #anon asked #answered #jinx #connor kent #tim and bernard #dc titans #titans season 4 #brother blood

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