you know what. i think the best part of writing shang qinghua is that i get to use ten million exclamation points. does he actually talk like this in the novel? bro, i don't remember! i don't even remember if he talks like this in the fanfiction i read, or i'm exaggerating my memories! but it's sure fun!
Little known fact about Shang Qinghua: he was actually real fucking good at flying.
Was he shit at every other aspect of being a cultivator? Absolutely! But this shit, he had locked down. And why not? Why wouldn't he? Wasn't that the smartest thing to work on? The life of a cultivator was fraught with peril! Anyone in their right mind would do their best at being their best at running away! Flying was the de-facto way to make sure you stayed alive!
Besides! The oldest dream of humanity was flight! People have always looked at like, birds or something, and gone, "Wow, I wish I could do that!" Shang Qinghua certainly did!
And that was why he was the best messenger on An Ding Peak!
He never understood Bai Zhan. Why pick a fight to get your heart racing when you could leap off a cliff into free fall? You could have your split moment of panic, sure, if you were really into that -- but then you'd land on your sword, and not, say, uncertain death.
Which was exactly what Shang Qinghua just did.
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its so funny to think that shang qinghua is quite literally a god that created the entire cast of characters sans sy. like he is technically older than all of them and could be considered something akin to an elderich being but no. hes just a silly and conspicuous little guy. like yes he did create an entire world but he is now subject to the laws of said world. laws which are silly and would make your grandma roll in her grave. and hes a hamster. and he gets beaten up 3 times every day by his dream man. cause maybe he forgot to imbue him with flirting skills when he designed him. oh well. WIFE BEAM.
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LITERALLY SHANG QINGHUA
author of this art - @nibbelraz
(actually art isn't abt "fanon")
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Airplane is bragging too much on the forums about how he's dating his biggest hater, Peerless Cucumber.
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a certified sqh moment
[ID: Digital art of Shang Qinghua from Scum Villain. He has his eyes closed in a forlorn expression, seeming to sigh as he says, "I should be @ the club". From off screen, Shen Qingqiu says, "You're 80 fucking 6 bro". /end ID]
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SVSSS RUSSIAN EDITION V1 HAS MOSHANG IN THE BACK MOSHANG NATION WE’VE BEEN FED
LOOK AT SQH HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND MBJ WITH HIS TITS OUT WE’VE TRULY BEEN BLESSED 🫶��
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so many punchlines in this fandom boil down to "haha airplane shitty author" and i feel like it's important to remember that SQH was writing pure porn because it literally paid his rent and mister NEET third son of wealthy family-Shen Yuan actually had no business criticising him for it as harshly as he did, especially considering that, you know, nobody was forcing him to read PIDW. obviously SQH had no way of knowing that his little fictional world would come to life - he wrote tragic backstories because, again, it paid his rent. in the end SY literally got to marry his ultimate blorbo and still dares complain??
idk i'm just feeling emotional over airplane today :')
"It’s just that he really, truly loved this story he’d written." (airplane extras)
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