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tearsofmydeadhorse · 5 months

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how I think different members of the chain would sneeze because I’ve fully lost my mind

wild:

before the calamity, he was one of those people who suppress their sneezes, mainly so that he could stay silent. anyone who saw him sneeze would hear a small sound and see him violently jerk with the force of the sneeze, and that was just it.

post-calamity, though, he fully embraces his loud sneezing. rumor has it his sneeze is louder than the roar of a lynel, and flora once joked that he could defeat ganon by the sheer force of it. the chain hates it. every single one of them is put on edge by loud noises, so every time wild sneezes all eight of them have a flash of panic as they all reach for their weapons before they realize, ah. everything is fine. wild just got some dust in his nose.

they all hate it, but they don’t try and tell him to be quiet. he’s an unstoppable force that will not be silenced again

wind:

he screams “ACHOO” with every sneeze. he’s competing with wild to see who can do it the loudest, but so far wild’s still winning. wind’s isn’t a scary as wild’s is, because while wild’s is sudden and ear-shattering, everybody within a ten mile radius knows when wind’s about to sneeze because of the fact he goes “ah-ah-ah—ACHOOO” every time it happens. he does it on purpose because he thinks it’s funny, and is currently running in first place on the Most Obnoxious Sneeze list. he takes pride in his position.

time:

time is third on the Most Obnoxious Sneeze list, after wild and wind. he’s got one of those loud dad sneezes, and every time it happens he groans as if he’s shattered all his bones and says something along the lines of, “that was a doozy.” if he sneezes multiple times in one day he’ll start counting them, and every time he goes, “unbelievable. fourth sneeze of the day!” there are multiple groans from the chain. everyone thinks that’s just How He Is, but in reality he’s just being a little shit and takes great amusement in the fact they all think he’s some old man.

when they get to time’s hyrule, malon plays along, acting as if it’s just time’s old age catching up to him. in private, however, the both of them are in hysterics at how seriously the entire chain believes it all. they’re both little shits. will the chain ever know?

four:

he’s one of those people who sneezes about fifty times in one breath. the number of tiny, quick sneezes depends, but they’re always in intervals of four. sometimes it’s four sneezes at once. sometimes it’s eight. sometimes it’s sixteen. the chain’s impressed and a little concerned, and at one point legend makes a comment about how it sounds like he’s multiple people sneezing at once. four just laughs it off (perhaps a little too hard?).

legend:

bunny sneeze. that’s all. he’s got the tiniest, and quite honestly the cutest sneeze out of all of the chain. for the longest time he tried to hide it, because he knew exactly how they’d all react, but alas, one day it was a little too dusty in one of hyrule’s caves, and it had to happen eventually.

obviously the entire chain had to comment about it (read: make fun), and it only stopped when legend’s face became as pink as his hair. wind made some comment about how he was grateful legend wasn’t an annoying sneezer like the trio currently battling for the title of Most Obnoxious Sneeze, which resulted in a large argument about who was truly worthy for the title, which changed the topic quickly.

and if there are still a couple of muffled laughs every time legend sneezes, he guesses it is kind of funny. but only kind of.

sky:

he legitimately just sounds like he’s coughing. wheezing, even. nobody knows whether or not to say “bless you,” because they don’t know if he’s sneezed or if he’s just got something in his throat. sky thinks it’s funny and will say “no ‘bless you’?” after he coughs sometimes, just to be a little shit and confuse them. they all hate it, because how are they supposed to be polite if sky calls every sneeze a cough and every cough a sneeze?! sky thrives off of their distress. he is the original link, after all—where do you think the others got it from?

hyrule:

they have never heard him sneeze once in his life. he’s so incredibly quiet with it that everyone thoroughly believes he just can’t sneeze. maybe it’s a fairy thing, who knows, they don’t want to be rude! in reality he just needs to be quiet to survive in his hyrule, so his sneezes are a lot less earth-shaking then some of his brothers’ sneezes (hint, hint). still, he doesn’t correct their assumptions. they can handle a little mystery solving, can’t they? plus, he’s a little curious to see how long it will take for them to find out the truth. and seeing them tiptoe around it is a little amusing, too. maybe he’ll even start giving them false clues—would they believe him if he said that fairies didn’t breathe through their noses? that fairies don’t sneeze because they use their wings to breathe?

yes. every link is a little shit, in case you couldn’t tell. hyrule is no exception.

twilight:

sneezes like a dog. sometimes it just sounds like he’s hacking. his head shakes like a dog’s when he sneezes, too, and he is 100% made fun of for it. “did the ghost of that wolf pelt possess you, rancher?” “been spending too much time around wolfie?” post-wolfie reveal it makes a lot more sense to the chain, but pre-wolfie reveal it’s the funniest thing ever. he’ll sneeze when something’s too strong-smelling or at random moments when sneezing really doesn’t make any sense, and he’s been given the title of “awkward sneezer” because it always happens at the worst time. it’s happened mid-battle before—but really, who can blame him? wild’s bokoblins were putting WAY too much seasoning on their food!

warriors:

his sneeze is normal. too normal. so remarkably normal that the rest of the chain are determined to find out how he does it. what does he mean, that’s just how his sneeze has always been? it isn’t too loud? too quiet? too canine or feline or any other type of -ine? is he really sure he’s a link, if his sneeze doesn’t sound like something even ganon would fear? he has a sneeze, it’s just so…basic.

warriors just shrugs and says that maybe he’s the only normal one among them. out of all nine, maybe he’s the only sane one. the chain knows this isn’t true.

what they don’t know, however, is that warriors is a master of deception, and that he goes to sleep at night with a smile on his face at the knowledge that the chain will never, ever know his secret…

his sneeze is louder than wild’s.

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karmaisdue · 3 months

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🏳️‍🌈!?

#linked universe #got bored made a thing #idk man I got nothing to do during lunch break #legend of zelda #lu sky #linkeduniverse #i sorta kinda made it on my phone

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0vergrowngraveyard · 13 days

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yea lets just start a whole new thing. whats the worst that could happen? (my sanity is rapidly draining)

#wip #ive been wanting to draw something space/night sky themed with tails for a while now #so i decided to just do it #dont ask why the eyes are colored in i got bored

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steklovodka · 3 months

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..........yeah. wheatley dress up? wheatley dress up!!!!!! AND YOU CAN PRINT IT!!

if you need any help assembling this thing let me know!! (also accessories don't behave the way I expected... these are probably better to stick on)

#portal 2 #portal 2 art #portal #wheatley #wheatley portal 2 #human wheatley #blue sky fanfic #portal blue sky #i am extremely bored

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juliethedumbass · 6 months

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DOES ANYBODY WANNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH ME ?????

#nimona #ballister boldheart #nimona netflix #shitpost #ambrosius goldenloin #goldenheart #nimona film #nimona movie #bored af #ballister x ambrosius #looks so ugly #why did blue sky do this #ew i dont want todd to marry ballister

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unicyclingdogs · 5 months

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sky!!! 💙💙💙 I tried out a new coloring style here and tried to put less emphasis on line art, and I really liked how it turned out!!! :)

#linked universe #lu fanart #lu sky #uni art :)#IM ALIVE‼️‼️‼️#schools almost basically done 🥳🥳#I have like two more classes and then I’m free!!#but yeah this drawing was fun to work on bc normally I color everything on separate layers and it’s time consuming and boring #so for this drawing I just colored and rendered everything on one layer #it was fun and a lot faster and I really like how the hair looks #but I’m not sold on the face idk it’s ok ig #in other news #I really want to be more active on here so im gonna make an effort to reblog more stuff #I hate how quiet my blogs been it’s so sad and even if I don’t have time ti draw as much I should still reblog stuff so yeah 👍#now I NEED to change the blogs banner bc that art is OLD and I DONT LIKE it 😭😭😭

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upperranktwo · 1 year

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☆Itadori Yuji☆

Happy Birthday Nada ♡ @shinixgami

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shitpostingkats · 1 year

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It says something about the spirit of the hero that the first Link was literally Such A Scoundrel. Hylia's first chosen running around breaking chandeliers and antiques for the in universe equivalent of 5 dollars. Sometimes it even COSTS him money to bust into some woman's house and destroy all her precious ceramics and boy oh boy does that not stop him. Sets the local bully up with a spooky ghost girl gf because fuck you. Put a chest in front of him and tell him Absolutely Under No Circumstances Open it, immediately getting his grubby little hands all over it. Half the dialogue options are just the choice to be the most Sarcastic Little Shit. And he's STILL comes off as the calm, serene, levelheaded one of the family.

#Sky IS peaceful and sleepy and cottagecore. He is also filled with Chaos #Makes me sad when people paint him as the boring Perfect Hero #Because it means they have not played skyward sword which is a real shame because this game is an absolute treat #Keep Sky Silly 2k23 #legend of zelda #loz #loz skyward sword #skyward sword #video games

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total-drama-shark · 6 months

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My four fave Pahkitew characters I will protect them with my life

#tried picking colors by myself this time lmk how I did #(also sorry Dave u were the first one I drew so u ended up wirh the most boring pose & expression rip)#total drama #total drama pahkitew island #td shawn #td sky #td dave #td jasmine

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sky-neverending · 9 months

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Here we observe the writer in their natural habit, staring blankly at the document in front of them. they close said document, only to open it back up and stare at it for another ten minutes. watch them repeat this cycle 10 times before eventually getting distracted by something shiny off in the distance.

#writing memes #writing #writer #fic meme #its so me #im want my life to be documented like this but it would be so boring #sky’s stardust #read this in a calm british accent pls #it only makes sense that way

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coolerinsummer · 7 months

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I love these roads where the houses don't change~

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cahootings · 5 months

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doctor who is at its worst when it leans into the whole Chosen One angle and it’s at its best when it lifts up and features the absolute normies

#doctor who #this is at least partially why Clara as a character annoys me #though admittedly I don’t know the end of her arc so who knows. maybe I’ll change my mind.#also why so much of 11’s writing falls flat for me #sorry I get BORED when I have to hear Matt smith shouting at aliens in the sky about how clever and powerful he is #but this is also why Donna is the most supreme companion

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heysye · 2 months

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end & start again

#my art #my ocs #sye #i got bored after finishing the sky #my anxiety has been really bad lately so i wanted something nice n warm to look at #whatchu lookin at with them big ol eyes...

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dragoncarrion · 10 months

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I think sandwings would be skilled at astronomy and shit bc iirc (correct me if I'm wrong bc i haven't read these books in a while) some of them seem to be nomadic, or at the very least there're large distances to travel in between oasis and towns, so using the stars and night sky for navigation would probably be a valuable skill in the desert

#shortext #wof #enough with the nightwings being the only ones that care about the night sky #also the sandwing desert being only sand and sand and sand is sooooo boring ☹️

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upperranktwo · 1 year

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☆The Erasure Hero: Eraser Head☆

Happy Birthday Mars ♡ @man4jiro

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cloudblaze · 2 months

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I'm starting to think SkyClan getting their home destroyed before anyone else was just karma at this point. Skystar did nothing with his life (lives?) but cause problems and issues huh.

#i finished riverstar's home! what is wrong with skystar #(the answer is he's an asshole with trauma. fascinating character who i wanna study but also do not like lol)#clear sky #skystar #thunder #thunderstar #tall shadow #shadowstar #river ripple #riverstar #wind runner #windstar #gosh that's so many names #i go back and forth on which version of everyone's name i use #dotc #warrior cats #my art #pulling up my old dotc designs is kind of fascinating #got a mix of the most interesting and the most boring designs i ever did lol

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