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every-sanji · 2 years
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knoepfchen · 4 months
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Schöner Einstieg zu Guter Tatort Schlechter Tatort
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nazumichi · 2 years
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I ❤️ Pingua
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spacefuneral · 4 months
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im actually the best at squatting but i dont do it flatfooted and i'm absolutely going to start training myself to
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cry-ptidd · 4 months
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Me and my sister watched Hellsing together. Here's her opinion on the characters
- Alucard: "He's a cunt, but he's entertaining. I'd probably pay to see him in a strip club. I didn't like him and his shit-eating grin and 'master' bullshit at first, but he grew on me quick and i don't like that he grew on me. He's a complex character, and he's hot asf when he cries. Also I wish we'd seen his Dracula form for longer; that was awesome. Him and Anderson had a thing going on."
- Seras: "Didn't really mind her at first, but liked her after she drank blood. Her transformation and the guns are really fucking cool. I didn't like her voice and her whining at first but it got better after a few episodes. I like her when her personality became a little bit more spunky. Her story's fucked up."
- Integra: "Absolute bad bitch. Her attitude reminds me of myself so idk if I should like it or hate it, she's got a lot of pride which I respect. Really human and I like it, she takes no one's shit and she's a badass. Didn't even FLINCH when she got her eye shot out. Girlboss. She gives me ace vibes also."
- Walter: "I liked him, he was funny. And then he betrayed everyone and became emo. He gave good advice, and he was cool as hell with that wise older veteran vibe. I'm disappointed in him, but the plot twist was actually good. You'd notice the signs if you suspected him from the beginning."
- Pip: "He's FINE. I'd braid his hair any day. I was in love and then I mourned. I'm widowed. He was hilarious, plus his voice actor nailed the French. My favorite character. Screeched when he came back. He's a good leader and I loved his speeches, also his death made me cry. And I don't often cry when watching anime."
- Anderson: "kinda neutral. I didn't like him at first, he was obnoxious as fuck. Then he respected women and opposed Maxwell and his orders so he grew in my esteem a bit. His character is cool as fuck tho. I wish he didn't turn into a monster, he fell to the same level as Alucard. It's like human greed or desperation for power. Him and Alucard had a thing going on."
- Enrico Maxwell: "Lucius Malfoy. I hate him but not the one I hate most."
- Heinkel & Yumie: "Really like these two lesbians. So cool and I respect their resolve, especially Heinkel's. Rip Yumi. You were cool. Heinkel being intersex is a dope detail, she's very androgynous too. I like their designs."
- The major: "Augustus Gloop? I like the fact he refused vampirism, that was cool, but he's an actual fucking sociopath and I hate him"
- The Captain: "Ngl, I actually find him quite dope, aside from the nazi thing. Literally no one respected him, that shit had me crying. His face is pretty and his tits are big, even if he looks a bit goofy at times. Wish we'd seen more of him. I felt kinda bad when he got defeated."
- Schrödinger: "I want this thing dead"
- Rip van winkle: "She gives me the vibes of a Dr Seuss character."
- Zorin: "Bleach Ichigo knockoff. Fuck this bitch in particular I hate her"
- The Valentine brothers: "A slav squat necrophile and his gay brother that used to be a runway model but got cancelled after a scandal"
Overall: A hit, neither of us expected her to like it. She likes the political and literary aspects, and also finds the characters interesting. She doesn't really know how to feel about the ending; she considers it realistic and a good end, but she wished it was more epic. But from a writing perspective it's good. Also she lowkey wished Alucard would turn Integra into a vampire, just because it would be cool. Now we send each other memes about it. She calls Nendocard a whore when she passes by him, but says she'd buy a Pip nendo in a heartbeat
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localmajortom · 1 year
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Top gun ‘86 headcanons:
Ice’s family is polish which is why his full name is ✨Thomas Aleksander Kazansky✨
Slider’s family is German cause how could they not be with the last name ✨Kerner✨
(I am an expert in this because I am German thank you very much)
Also his full name is ✨Ronald Wilhelm Kerner✨
But to make matters worse his name is actually Roland and he hates it with a passion
Everyone deserves a weird, old fashioned and outdated middle name related to their heritage. Why? Because I say so
One time Ice visits his family in Poland and comes back with an Adidas tracksuit that might or might not be legitimate
Proceeds to wear it every day which comes as a shock to everyone around him
Proceeds to Slav squat all the time and pull a muscle while doing it
“Mav! Mav! You gotta come and help me up!”
Meanwhile slider: “You came back with a whole new personality and all I got is a recipe for pumpernickel”
He fails at making said pumpernickel
He says he’ll use it to drown maverick at the next inconvenience
@eliodeangelis
You can find part 2 here
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ddch0 · 11 months
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Receding hairline Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi slav squats with pure FALN drip
I started this drawing thinking it would be funny. And over time, it dawned on me how much time and effort it took to make this and how it slowly became not so funny anymore :')
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thestalkerbunny · 9 months
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I love Buggy, don't get me wrong-I truly do love that man, my first exposure to One Piece was the Impel Down Arc where he was having his first big glow up; He was the only reason I got into reading it PROPERLY again.
but goddamn if I don't leave my computer for more than 30 minutes at a time and get JUMPSCARED every time by Live Action Buggy just CHILLING on my dash, doing the SLAV SQUAT, judging my posting styles.
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ashiemochi · 1 year
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✠ Anubussy ↳ sorry, i don't want your touch ↳↳ it's not that i don't want you
➶ pairing: OC x Leon S(exy) Kennedy. ➶ genre: fluff, more angst, gore, longer smut/suggestive themes ➶ word count: no
NOTE: ✠ = time skip ✠✠ = switching povs/characters
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When I was a kid…
The morgue was always a depressing place. Whether it had bodies or not, the name was dreadful in itself. The smell of it was just a reminder of how fragile humans can really be. 
They are all born the same, if not living different lives, and they will always end up in a place like a morgue. 
I used to think about the kind of man I’d grow up to be.
Leon made his way down the long room where his fallen comrades were zipped up in a body bag. All of his men were gone, and he was their leader. Everything was going smoothly till a whistle-blower fucked their shit up. The fact he was the only one alive ruined him on the inside even more.
Usually, he’d have someone to go to for reassurance or a sense of comfort – but for almost a year and counting, he had no one. He was left to deal with this alone once again.
Leon stared solemnly at one of the body bags, not entirely zipped. It filled him with dread and self-hatred. He should’ve been in one of those bags but alas, he had no choice. He truly hated losing his squad – anyone who was ever around him would always get hurt.
Back in Raccoon City, Marvin and hundreds and thousands of people he could’ve saved but was too late.
Luis Serra, Mike, and Jack Krauser in Spain. He failed them.
JD during the Eastern Slav Republic civil war – god, he wanted to know his actual name.
President Adam Benford during the C-Virus outbreak and all the survivors always died, in the end, no matter how hard he tried to keep them alive.
An infinite amount of lives could’ve stayed if only he was fast enough. And those who lived – Buddy and her – were left mentally scarred to no end. 
A gargled snarl took his attention away from the slightly opened body bag, snapping his eyes to the writhing bag right across from him. The sound itself inclined him to pull out his gun and shoot it; an instinct at this point.
Each shot he took was precise, azure eyes sharpening down to a glare, lips forming a faint scowl.
I never thought my life would turn out this way.
✠✠
Willis Tower Chicago, Illinois. Four months later.
“Have you seen the news lately?”
“All I do is watch the news, So Ah – you gotta be more specific.”
“Another terrorist attack,” So Ah elaborated, “But this time, it was targeted at a biotechnology university in Ontario.”
“Big surprise.”
The wind brushed against the huddled-up girl, making her shiver but she still wouldn’t look away from her phone.
For this chilly night of Autumn, she had gone for an off-white short-sleeved shirt and tucked it into a pair of high-waisted black shorts reaching her mid-thighs, being held up by a black-coloured belt. For warmth, she wore a dark denim button-up shirt – which she left undone – followed by an oversized knitted brown cardigan.
Lastly, black tights and a pair of black upper-knee-length high-heeled combat boots. 
Her black bomber jacket – having to buy a new one – was folded neatly aside. She’d change into it before she’d have to make the run for it to try and blend in with the crowd below.
She was by the edge of the tower, back against the wall, having gone down to a deep squat with her knees to her chest. 
“It’s like that bomb in Washington, remember?” So Ah asked, “Several weeks ago… And those viral attacks…”
“It’s strange. There are no traces of any virus – they just… Turn.” 
“Ugh, hate it when they do that…” So Ah shivered, lips pressed into a thin line as she tried to brush off the nagging in her head. 
Knowing who they were waiting for, she was going to make the moment worth it. Their current and final target was Charles Wilson – a medic who was in his early to mid-forties. The same man who was in charge of the creation of the tracker. 
As if it knew it was being thought about, the chip let out a mild zap in an attempt to reset and work again. She winced, hand shooting to soothe the stinging sensation in the back of her neck. Piers must’ve heard her yelp.
“Is it still doing that thing?” He asked, knowing it’s been happening ever since So Ah’s first bloodshed.
“Yeah,” She answered quietly, “They’re getting desperate.”
“With their men dying out one by one, they’re bound to be a bit on edge.” Piers pointed out.
“Good.” So Ah hummed, visibly unphased by the whole thing. Her eyes lit up at the sight of the BSAA trucks and cars surrounding the Alexander Institute of Biotechnology – the university. 
“Do you think Chris knows?” She questioned, feeling her heart starting to pound at the mere thought of her captain seeing her in this state. 
A snicker came from the other end, “Most definitely. He was the one in charge of you and your family – he’d be the first to know. He probably figured it out himself too. You can’t really run away from him, So Ah.”
She bit on the inside of her bottom lip, growing nervous. The device next to her beeped, indicating her target was within range.
“He’s here.” She informed, setting her phone aside and getting into position with her perched-up sniper.
“Let’s get this show on the road. Last one, huh?” Piers spoke his thoughts.
The Han girl stayed quiet and focused, watching Charles move through the opposite building. He was in the hallway, quite possibly heading to his office which, luckily for her, had a window facing her. It’d be an easy kill with no suspect or witnesses.
“We could try and interrogate him to find out why he planned the tracker in the first place, you know?” Piers said, subtly trying to get her to put down the gun, “He’s one of the big guys at the BSAA. Maybe he knows something useful. Like how to take the chip out.”
He wasn’t entirely wrong – but how could So Ah be sure that he would even cooperate? What if he rats them out? It was a risk she was not willing to take.
“If you’re so against what I do, why are you still helping me?” So Ah shot back, eyebrow twitching at the faint footsteps reaching her ears.
Piers seemed a bit taken aback by her tone, mimicking her sharp voice, “Because if it weren’t for me, you would’ve been caught long ago. Not to toot my horn or anything.”
A quiet shuffle made her turn her head around to peer behind her but nothing. She could feel someone was around or watching her. Might be God finally noticing her but either way; the idea of someone else being up here with her was gut-churning.
“Consider your horn tooted.” So Ah mumbled, returning her attention to Charles, magnifying the scope closer with her finger close to the trigger.
“So Ah, reconsider this.” Piers pressed on, “It won’t bring you satisfaction.”
Another sound perked her up and she straightened up, brows furrowing deeply, “Shh.”
“Did you just shush me?”
“Someone’s here.” She whispered back in a hushed tone, keeping her eyes on the spacious roof behind her. 
She hastily reached into her bag and pulled out her tactical combat dagger. The handle felt cold under her grip despite wearing her leather gloves. Slowly, she pulled herself up to her feet, opting for a silent spar, as she carefully walked forward. Her knife was up in an alarmed fashion, letting her eyes dart around for anyone.
The massive and tall white antennas made it a bit difficult to navigate around the roof. She stopped, looking over at the door leading down the stairs. It was closed and she blinked; was her mind playing tricks?
Her fear of heights was probably getting the best of her again – not to mention, tens upon tens of lives on her shoulder, she was bound to start growing a little paranoid. 
Shift.
In an instant, she threw the knife to her left. It hit and got stuck in the exterior of one of the antennas – right next to Chris’ face.
Her eyes widened, dryness taking over her throat. He hadn’t changed one bit – if anything, his eyes had grown gentler. Whether it was because it was his first time seeing her in a little less than a year or whatever, So Ah could tell he was concerned.
And quite possibly mad as fuck.
He was in his tactical suit, short-sleeved, but no gun was in sight. Okay, he wasn’t here to take her down. 
“Nice throw,” Chris mused, yanking the dagger out, “You’ve improved a lot.”
Even his voice was filled with such worry – and pure and utter ‘what the fuck are you doing with yourself’. It wasn’t easy to differentiate between them.
So Ah stayed quiet, growing anxious as she tried to think of a way to turn this around. Her weapons were on the opposite side of the roof – behind him. 
Chris followed her eyes to the perched-up sniper, giving her a look, “May I?”
It wasn’t even a question because he just went ahead to inspect her little hideout up close, kneeling. So Ah followed him but kept her distance, watching him toss her dagger onto her jacket and pick her sniper up to peek at who she was aiming at. A hum emitted from him, setting down the weapon.
“I see you’ve been busy.”
“How did you find me?” 
Chris looked up at her, “How do you think?”
He pulled his device from his pocket, showing Piers’ face – a video call. The soldier gave her an apologetic look with a smile.
“Sorry, So Ah – no hard feelings, right?”
The girl’s wide eyes twitched, understandably feeling a bit betrayed but also a little stupid – no one would ever be on her side when it came to killing people. If there was a way where she could go back and take it all back, she would. 
If she could change her future at the Green Life facility and had succeeded in sacrificing herself to take down Frederic and George, she would – but someone saved her back then.
He kept her alive.
“I’m not here to take you in, So Ah.” Chris reassured as he stood up, setting his phone back into his pocket, “You can relax.”
“Kind of hard to do so,” She retorted, her body all tense, looking around her for a moment, “Not after everything I’ve done.”
Chris gave her a firm look, “I came alone – I just wanna talk.”
So Ah pursed her lips into a thin line, eyes narrowing at him. She still held such huge respect for him – but she was so close to taking revenge on the same man who killed her the moment he implanted that chip. Then she’d be back home, safe and sound. 
Everything would be fine.
“About what?” So Ah asked; if anything, she’d try and make the run for it through the doors. If he comes close, then she’d have to put her training to good use.
Chris exhaled for a second and he started, “Why are you doing this?”
“Didn’t your little spy report everything to you?” She couldn’t help the poison in her words and Piers’ voice came through the earpiece.
“Still here, sunshine.”
“He told me enough,” Chris said, eyeing her for her side of the story.
“Then there you go.” She deflected, returning the stare but defiantly.
Not just the chip and vengeance – but what pushed her to commit bloodshed? 
There was something deep lying beneath that chip excuse and he wanted to know. He will know.
“So Ah–”
“No, Chris.” She shook her head, somehow knowing what he wanted, “I’m not going to do this right now.”
“So, when do you want to do this, huh?” Chris shot back, shoulders squaring as he glared at her, “After you kill another man? Two or three more? Or when you’d be behind bars for life? Would you want to do this then?”
So Ah slammed her mouth shut, eyebrows curling in the middle for a split second. Her tough demeanour was faltering under his eyes. Every reason within her was fighting to come out and spill everything.
Like a cat spitting out a hairball – weird analogy but it’ll do.
So Ah’s voice came out faint, avoiding his eyes as she took a small step back, “You wouldn’t understand…”
“Then help me understand!” Chris demanded in a gentle tone, trying to coax the truth out of her, “Talk to me, So Ah.”
Tears stung her cinnamons, making them seem shinier under the pale lights of the city below and the tower. She took in a shaky breath, the need to have someone to talk to was immense. 
Chris was her captain anyway. He was one of the few people who deserved to know.
“I…” She swallowed before looking at him, “You don’t know what it feels like having every step you take observed like some sort of a lab rat. Every visit to the BSAA was getting worse and worse to no end.” 
“They’d lie and say they’re checking on the status of the virus but they weren’t.” She stopped for a moment, feigning a strong facade, “They wanted to create a virus out of my own blood… They took everything from me – so I took everything from them.”
Chris remained stern, “What about their families back home? Do you think they deserve it? Does your family?” He noticed her tense up at the mention of her parents, “There isn’t a day where they don’t call to ask for updates on you.”
Her eyes widened, shoulders deflating and she whispered, “You… You told them?”
“No, they still think you’re missing.” Chris replied, ticking his head to the side once, “It’s not my job to speak for others.”
He noticed the way she let out a faint sound, relieved that they didn’t know. She was most likely afraid to see their reactions – after all, she was on a killing spree. She yearned to see them again, but at what cost?
“It’s for the best.”
His eyes hardened at this, “You and I know that’s bullshit. So Ah, you abandoned your family–”
“It’s for the goddamn best.” So Ah snapped sharply, mimicking the anger in his eyes, “I broke them the moment I failed my mission back in China. They say it isn’t my fault but I know they’re lying to keep me safe.” 
Growing visibly upset, a snarl formed on her lips as she took one step forward to enunciate her point, “Maybe it slipped your mind but I was tagged like a dog for years. I couldn’t tell anyone because they would’ve killed me – or even worse, killed my own family.”
“Why didn’t you say anything before?!” Chris scolded, “I was and still am in charge of protecting you and your family!”
“Yeah, protecting,” She spat in disbelief, making him blink at her tone as she approached him, “There’s nothing you could’ve done. The government has you on a high pedestal. They expect the best from you.”
She went to move past him, sneering in her mother tongue, “Just a golden dog to them.”
Chris went quiet, watching her kneel down in front of her laid-out devices. She was shoving everything into her bag, not paying attention to her special dagger clanking on the ground.
She was understandably upset – and Chris felt like he failed the Han family. It wasn’t necessarily his fault either. The BSAA hid things from him to the point he was about to charge into HQ and demand to know the truth about everything. 
But he also knew about So Ah’s honesty – she’d never lie about something as big as this.
Not to mention, having spent enough time around the South Korean family and flying to Seoul, Chris had no choice but to pick up a few words. 
“So, what’s your plan?” Chris indulged her, gesturing around him with his arms, “Take the lives of those men and then what? You can’t go back home, So Ah. You won’t be able to see your parents and your brother. Not anymore.”
He needed her to see the consequences of her actions before they take her by full force. So Ah was strong and would do anything for the safety of her family and friends – but how far was she willing to go before she falls?
He couldn’t see So Ah’s disheartened face as she attempted to seem unphased, but the girl was aching beyond belief. Her hands were slowing down their ministrations on the duffle bag and the devices.
“Nothing is meant to last forever.” She muttered lowly, but loud enough for him to hear her.
“Nothing?” Chris repeated, incredulous at her dismissive behaviour, “You’re really throwing away Minji’s death like it’s nothing?”
Every control in her self-being snapped at the mention of her name. It shot her up to her feet and she faced him with a look of anger creeping up her features. 
“Who are you to dictate how to depict her death?!” So Ah yelled, her hands clenching hard enough to turn her knuckles white, as she accused, “Your men failed to keep her safe! And it’s my fault for ever trusting your agency to keep shit in order!”
“My men may have failed but they tried!” Chris shouted back, “They really tri–”
But he found himself interrupted by the uncharacteristic tone.
“I TRIED, CHRIS! I. TRIED!” So Ah barked loudly, roughly gesturing to herself, “I was there! You promised to keep her safe! You promised to keep my family safe!” She pointed at him, never relenting but then heaved for air, a hiccup hitching up in her throat.
A sob threatened to leave her lips, “You promise to keep me safe…”
Chris stared speechlessly at her outburst, lips parting but nothing came out. Her body was shaking all over and he could see that same girl back in the facility of Green Life during the H-Outbreak.
An axe in hand with a look of helplessness as she’d run almost aimlessly – anything to find her parents. She never wanted any of this yet, she chose to stay on this side of the world for the sake of keeping her family safe from the grief of all the lives they had indirectly caused.
So Ah was back to being lost – again.
“So Ah…” Chris stepped forward, voice dropping a tone, “I’m–”
“Forget it. I’m not coming with you.” So Ah gulped as she sniffled, wiping away her tears quickly and she turned around to finish packing, voice croaking, “Not this time. Not ever.”
Her shaking hand picked up her dagger, finding memories oozing from it. The BSAA operator watched her hesitate, midnight eyes dropping down to her blade. 
“What about Leon?” 
She froze at the sound of his name and a bingo went off in Chris’s head. 
“He’s still searching for you.” He continued, “He doesn’t give a damn about anything else but to have you back home… And he’s a goddamn mess.”
So Ah looked at him over her shoulder. There was wariness moulded with softness in her doe eyes, her heart already skipping beats. Her ring made its presence more apparent on her skin and her curiosity got the best of her.
“What… What do you mean?”
Chris sighed, folding his arms against his chest, “That viral attack at the academy? It was orchestrated by Glenn Arias – I’ve been tracking him down for four months now.”
“... Glenn Arias?” Her eyes visibly widened and she stood up to face him, dagger in hand, “... He’s–”
“I know. Piers told me.” Chris assured, aware of the H-Virus, “We figured that the strain has similar qualities to that of the Plaga in Los Illuminados.”
“Leon got intel about it that we need. I’m assuming he told you about his mission in Spain to save the president’s daughter?” He received a nod and he ended, “I want you to join me.”
“I don’t see why I’m needed.” So Ah said, confused. 
“If he’ll listen to anyone, it’s you.” Chris revealed.
Nervousness filled her veins at the mere thought of seeing him for the first time – letting him see her. She left without any note but that last call before it dropped. A bullet had hit her phone, taking her only form of communication. 
She could only imagine the emotional turmoil she left on him. Each night was a constant fight to not call him, severely anxious that her call might get traced. Seeing him would be too risky and she’d spend nights sobbing into her pillow, muffling her crying out his name.
If anyone could die of heartbreak, it’d be her.
“... After what I’ve done?” She whispered guiltily, “To him?”
Chris nodded, “You’d be surprised.”
She was unsure, her eyes set on the dagger in her hands, fingertips brushing the curvature of the polished marble. To see him or even just hear his honeyed voice, it was a dream. 
But this wasn't the reunion she dreamt of. Arias was out there attacking universities or something – she didn’t know the full story yet. This was to save people.
Again.
Chris could tell she was close to being convinced, taking a step towards her with a tender voice. 
“So Ah, I’m not asking you as your captain. I’m asking you as your friend.” He said lowly, “If we don’t do anything, Arias’ plan would wipe out millions of lives.”
So Ah trailed her eyes up to him and then over her shoulders to where Charles was. After close to a year of killing and interrogating for information, she was torn about whether to drop her mission and go be the DSO agent the people wanted her to be or cross that last name on the list.
By people, her squad at the agency and the agents she had befriended on the way; Sherry Birkin and Helena Harper.
Chris’s voice took her attention away from the man, “Let me do what I was assigned to do. We’ll take him into custody and provide proof of everything that he and the others have done to you.”
So Ah didn’t look at him, remorse evident in her avoiding eyes, “Am I… Am I gonna go to jail? For…”
“I’ll see to it that you don’t.” Chris reassured, urging her to look at him, “Trust me, So Ah.”
The walls she had put up crumbled. Out of all the BSAA operators she had met, Chris was one of a kind. He was willing to keep his whole team safe, treating them like family. Sure, she had been handpicked by President Benford himself to be transferred to the DSO – but he still saw her as part of his team.
And it showed.
So Ah finally did, turning her back on her own immoral mission. If Leon trusted Chris then so could she.
“Okay…” She breathed out, “I’ll come with you.”
Chris didn’t hide his relieved toothy smile as he nodded, bringing up his index and middle finger to his earpiece, “Alright. Bring it around.”
A massive aircraft flew up, bright lights flashing on our two characters. So Ah stiffened at the sight of it, hair quivering up in the air as she stumbled back at the wind caused by the propellers. 
Her anxious thoughts were quick to think this was a trap all along. She looked over at Chris, warily. 
“I thought you said you came alone!” She spoke loudly over the sound of the aircraft. 
“I did!” Chris gave her a mildly amused look, “I told them to stay put but they didn’t listen!”
A familiar voice came from within the aircraft, connecting to her earpiece, and she could just sense the cheeky grin on his face.
“We learned from the best, Mija.”
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villain-sympathizer · 11 months
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Can you do headcanons for chronostasis if you havent already that is??
of course i can! sorry if it seems short, we dont really see a lot of him in the show so theres not much i can go off of, but i'll do my best!
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Hari Kurono General Headcanons
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I sort of remember a HC post or a fic or something where Hari was a fan of night clubs, and for some reason it kinda stuck with me so it’s a part of him now
He’s absolutely used his quirk to slow down cars passing as he’s crossing the street. Especially if he had Eri with him
I feel like he didn’t actually like or support Overhaul’s plans, or at least the part where they had to experiment on a child, but felt like he couldn’t oppose his friend/leader for fear of being killed 
Going off that, it’s likely that Overhaul convinced him it was the “only way” and there were no other options, so he ran with it
Fashion sense is a mix of techno wear and grunge
Unironically thinks that plague masks are top tier fashion and wears his even outside the base 
Often uses his quirk on his coworkers when he wants some damn peace and quiet
Avid video gamer
More often than not he hides away in his office to “do work”, but really he’s playing on his Switch
Even though Eri had her own caretakers, he’d often hang out with her now and then to play video games with her, or lend her some of his older handheld consoles 
Slav squats whenever he gets the chance
Never sits on a chair or couch correctly. He either sits on the arm rest, sits with a chair backwards, drapes himself across the couch, etc
One time, when he was feeling bold, he purposefully sat on the back couch cushions just to piss Overhaul off
Overhaul has given up forcing him to sit correctly during meetings with other gangs, has been banned from sitting during said meetings, and now must stand the entire time
Master of malicious compliance
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menacingmetal · 4 months
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15 Questions, 15 Mutuals
Thank youuu to @xoshepard for tagging mee :3
im shy sorry no pressure tags <3: @postalgoro @happyhumannoises2 @plasmadefender @bokatan @low-po1y-princess @valentineenjoyer @giestnacht @bleumanouche @spookyvalentine @faradayys
Were you named after anyone? irl yeas and my online username yes after a sonic the hedgehog character xD
When was the last time you cried? watching the new quazies animation Rodan's Egg 🥺oh and I also watched a tiktok just now of parents opening presents they couldn't get when they were younger... i cry easily waah
Do you have kids? naur
Do you use sarcasm? occasionally
What’s the first thing you notice about people? um how they look or how their voices sound i guess?
What’s your eye color? brown baby
Scary Movies or Happy Endings? happy endings but i do like sad stories too some how
Any special talents? im rly flexible lol and i can slav squat realll low (ty asian + slav heritage)
Where were you born? Oz
What are your hobbies? hmm i guess watching stuff, drawing, reading fanfic and gaming :D
Have any pets? No I want a cat and dog though :( damn landlords
What sports do/have you played? was a dance kid, I rollerblade if that counts
How tall are you? 5’4 shawty
Favorite subject at school? I did not like school lol
Dream job? For the longest time it was animator but i've kinda given up on that :( would love to work at a pet shelter or stall at conventions one day
i feel awkward just having text so have this weird lil alien i drew
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siedemzyczen · 6 months
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😶 Longest time you've squatted somewhere that smells like ass
you have some sort of ass fixation
squatted as in stayed illegally or squatted as in slav squat. and is that literal or generalizing. because most of my temporary havens are sorta smelly from all the corpses and stuff unfortunately but that is not specifically ass smell. but assuming you mean "lived in a specific place that was smelly" then like idk probably 2 years? i move often
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ghostcrows · 13 days
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If I could slav squat I feel like that'd make me most content with life. it wouldn't solve all of my problems but I would be able to face each day knowing I can just kneel down and chill wherever for extended lengths of time
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ewanmitchellcrumbs · 2 months
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God I hope I don't sound like an absolute freak BUT. So a WHILE back I sent an ask stating that I believe Ewan is at least part Slavic/Balkan due to his features and name(?). Do you think if that's true he is so into Adidas also as an ironic way to embrace that part of him? I don't doubt he loves the brand but do you think he is also giggling a lil inside every time he wears Adidas? IDK IF THIS MAKES SENSE
Do I think Ewan is part Slavic? I’ve no idea! If he is, it’s likely from his mother’s side of the family, as Mitchell is a stereotypical English surname.
I know Adidas is a big part of Slavic culture (I’m sure we’ve all seen the Facebook page ‘Squatting Slavs in Tracksuits’) but Adidas is also a staple of most British households. I have two pairs of trainers, two pairs of tracksuit bottoms, two tops, a jumper, a zip up, a hoodie, a skirt and a dress - all acquired before I even knew who Ewan was. Sportswear is lurking in most UK dwelling people’s wardrobes!
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This one time I went to folsom st fair (kinky leather bdsm festival full suckin n fuckin n whipping on the sidewalk in broad daylight type beat) with my now ex bf and I ended up giving him a blow job right so I was hitting a slav squat w my back pressed against a wall, pussy out, hand between my legs and he's fully face fucking me and I'm living for it. I'm in a blow job trance (breathe in don't gag breathe out suck breathe in etc etc) so I didn't realize we gathered a bit of a crowd of onlookers until one of them fuxking HECKLED us they were like "let her breathe!!"
And of course that awoke both of our spiteful competitive sides and he instantly replied NOPE n grabbed my hair while I shoved his dick so far down my throat my nose bonked his stomach and then I proceeded to give the sloppiest toppiest gorilla grip gawk gawk 9000 of my fuckin life 😤
He didn't last too long after that but long enough to make a point and then proceeded to stick his whole dick down my throat to the point that when he came I didn't even have to swallow it just... trickled.
So yeah then he helped me up and fucked me from behind against a wall and when we finished he chased everyone off at my request cuz I was too shy (how I can do all this for an audience but then the second I bust a few nuts I can't turn around and take a bow is still beyond me)
Anyways sometimes I wonder if I'm in someone's private spank bank cuz i know i saw a few phones pointed in my direction. I'm not even mad about it i just wish I had a copy. Good for them honestly that was some of my finest work and it should be appreciated for years to come
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See now this is what I mean when I say amateur stuff will 100% of the time be hotter than professional porn cuz girl that was juicy
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triple--a--threat · 3 months
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ok poll time
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