#THEY LVOE EACH OTHER MORE

[dryersheetbear]

I NEVERRRR WANNA HEAR ANYONE SAY DENNIS HATES MAC EVER AGAIN

#THEY LVOE EACH OTHER MORE #OUGH #macdennis

[bylertruther]

older!byler is EVERYTHING to me 🥺 the idea that they can and will reach adulthood after everything that's happened to them, all of the close calls they've had, and the people they've lost along the way is just... [clenches fist] that they'll live to witness a time when their love is no longer something they have to deny themselves and hide if they want to survive, when it can be not just protected under the law but celebrated and cherished, too. that they'll live to witness a time when they can be exactly who they are in their each and every shade without apology or shame, crafting a life together that brings them joy, safety, and fulfillment—things they often went without as children. like... they just... they deserve it. 🥺

#I HAVE SO MANY FEELING S................. #THEY ARE SO ......... #i like to think tht they'd have kids... bc i just thought it was so cute how mike introduced 'baby holly' to el and asked her if she liked #her grapes 🥺 he was so like. happy n proud n endeared and with how nurturing and attentive mike is...? bro. he'd be a really good dad. #i mean. he found el and immediately housed clothed and fed her. at the fucking age of twelve so liek. yanno. #BUT ANYWAY #them creating their own family and wanting to break their cycles n be better than their parents is a thought tht makes me Happie #brings me joy n fuzzie feelings n such. slams hand on the table More Adult!Byler Fics NOW #even without a family adult!them just makes me so happy. i would like to read about those old men being in lvoe with each other 1000x pls

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 691: Sakamich's third year, start!!

Pag 0

4: This is bad... teh

5: Kei-chan and the others....

I'm supposed to climb the wide slope the bus follows, and meet the at the “main gate” but....

Pag 1

1: Where am I, teh....

Pag 2

1: The road is narrow.... and the trees gare growing thick.....

2: There's such a terrific climb before me....

3: Waaaaa, and I have no time, teh

4: I have to climb like this? This steep slope!?

Do I go back? The way I came

Ahh, I really can't read a map

5: What do I do, I'll be late for the entrance ceremony, teh

Kei-chan and the others are surely waiting for me, and they'll tell me I still haven't fixed my bedhair, teh

Pag 3

1: Good morning

Congratulations for getting into school

'morning

2: Alright, smile!

Ah, my bangs

Next!

3: Is the gymnasium this way?

There's a guide

I wonder how many class there will be...

I'd like to be in the first class

Yeah

4: Woah, they're huge

Pag 4

1: I wonder if they're first years too

Right?The uniforms are new

They're both huge

2: Roku-chan is late

Yeah, Kei-chan. And he said “I want to show you my new bike and shoes, so wait for me before the school gate”...

3: We got that excited text yestarday....

Again... maybe he went the wrong way...

Yeah, that could be

With his bed hair

Pag 6

1: Kakaka!!

2: Look, look, Hotshot!! Manager!!

One after another!! In swarms!! One by one!! New first years are coming!!

First years sure are sparkling

3: And among them a great number of people will joing our club!!

4: Anyhow

5: We're the two times champions of the Inter High!! Our special strong team will be the most talked about!!

Kakaka

Pag 7

1: Yeah!!

2: Ahhhh

What's wrong, Hotshot!!

4: Looking at your hairstyle, I can't help it.... I wanna mess it up!!

Ow- oiii, hey!!

Stop it!! My hyper super new third year style!!

Sorry!! I'm thinking of controlling myself, really... here's a little me inside of my body....

What's wrong with your personality's tap!?

Pag 8

1: Don't just think it, try to control yourself!! You did the same hing last year!!

Huh!?

2: …. ah

Oi, what are you doin!

3: Anyway, let's look for new first year with a good physique and scout them

Don't ignore me with such a straight face, oi

Stupid Hotshot, you even forgot

4: Hmph

I'm not worried about that, we have a plan

5: This year's first years' “visit to the clubs' activities”!!

6: Where we show some of the club activities to the first years who came to us

Pag 9

1: There's about 15 minutes to show the club activities... it's not much, but it's enough!!

2: The menu is mine and Hotshot's serious roller battle!!

3: We'll show our serious roller battle and grab the first years' hearts!!

And then

4: They'll be impressed by my victory and join the club!! …. it's a super plan!!

5: Alright, I didn't ask, but it sounds interesting

6: Let's do it!! But

Victory will be mine!!

Pag 10

1: Let's bet a bottle of juice!?

2: Let's bet two!!

3: Ah, anyway, where's Onoda-kun?

Three!!

No, four!!

He's late

Four and a half!!

How do we do that half!?

He always comes way earlier

4: You drink the....

Ah!!

6: You're right

7: I don't know, maybe he found something that caught his attention on the roadside

Pag 11

1: Princess, princess

Pag 12

1: You're the princess~ You're the princess!!

2: White~ fufufun~

3: As expected, nothing beats going to school using on my city bike using the back gate slope

4: Like this I can ride and no one will hear me singing!!

5: Alright, I'm pumped up! Now, another song...

6: There's.... someone

Pag 13

1: Huh... ah...

What do I do, teh.... go back!?

But there's no time....

2: Is he having troubles...?

A new.... first year?

3: Should I call someone?

A teacher?

I'll call Naruko-kun....

Pag 14

1: I'll have to help him myself, somehow

2: I'll... call out to him....

4: After all, I'm already

6: Uhm

Teh!?

Are you maybe

Pag 15/16

1: Are you.... having troubles?

I'm already a third year!!

Pag 18

1: Ah, teh, yes

Uhm

2: The map, teh...

Huh!? A person!? He suddenly appeared

The entrance ceremony... my friends are waiting for me

Where are we, teh...

3: He arrived just at the right time, teh... this person

A “god”!?

4: Ah, uhm, this slope...

Can you climb it... with a bike?

5: Yes

Pag 19

1: Yes!!

Switch to one gear lighter

That's a relief, if he has trouble with his bike

2: Even I could be able to help him!!

Huh? Gear!?

Uhm...

Push your body forward and sit a little up on the saddle

3: This back gate slope is quite steep, but if you can even just clear the long slope in the middle, then after that... uhm

Teh!? Saddle.... handles?

4: If I tell you with words you won't understand, I guess

Pag 20

1: I'll just show you how to do it

2: Follow me

Yes.... teh

#yowamushi pedal #yowapeda #yowamushi pedal manga #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #yowamushi pedal translations #ride 691 #*insert the 'ive only had him for one second but if anything happens to me ill kill everyone in this room and then myself'* #i already love this disaster kid :') #also IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW CHAACTERS #the way i literally YELLED when i saw the first page #i have some theories about how they will fit in the team but the main one is theìat the three of them will become the onoda-naruko-imaizumi #of the next generation of sohoku #and given that they call each other with the -chan im assuming theyre childhood friends which is!!!! adorable!!! #i cant wait to get to know them im so so excited for whats to come :') #the way i lvoe this manga every chapter a little more ;^;

[fzrticv]

.intressting concept, queerplatonic blitz fizz

#hpfpf it jsut a thoug #i still liek ehm as ex lvoer #or friend who were obviously more then friend but #never put a lable on it #or ask each other out casue #feeling of content #..idk i jsut find the potinal intressting #also with alex saying lvoe comes in different #shape and forms #i dunno it be intressting #and unique #i probaly aint gonna do anything with it #so checks on the dash and leave #.the mun | just talking to myself #i still ahve to look more into those termss

[iammissingautumn]

yo i be adding pins to my friends boards like “I have a [picture of a glass Crush bottle] on you” and *insert romantic love quote*. and i’m like. should i worry about them interpreting this the wrong way? and then i add a picture of people making out to some of my friends boards and I go. Yk. I just won’t worry about it.

#i’m aromantic what are they gonna do? #accuse me of feeling alterously towards them? just think about it homie that’s the only thing i feel for my relationships #ohhhh noooooooo u think i love u? u think i’d kiss you? #yeah freak. i would. #id kiss you. and id never look you in the eyes. if you’d prefer #we’ll do whatever #okay but seriously i kind of do #it’s like. idk how different i am to say id do anything for someone if they asked me and were willing to build smth with me #it’s just not romantic #so i’ll talk to orange and i’m like. we’re exes yk. old exes at this point but i’m like. #i wasn’t out when we were together #so i came out as aro and now we’re close again and im like! yeah i loved you for a reason #i didn’t have these issues back then but they just didn’t feel attainable back then #and i think we’ve attained now #meanwhile #oli and i could die in each others arms. i think we could be amazing #or we could like. just be cool #either #id just love to love him more #id love to be allowed to lvoe him more #and anjum. i wish i could live with her so badly. i just feel like we could peak like that #wolf 🐺 #orange 🍊 #neiru 📱 #mod caden

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

i should not be writing this I'm in the almost-asleep-due-to-meds states so WAHOO but you know *grabs fandom by the collar* but like respectfucally in a threatening way, I LOVE CROWLEY SO MUCH. EVERY MUCH TIME I HEAR A NEW DETAIL ABOUT HIM I FALL HARDER FOR THIS FUCKING ANXIOUS LITLLE BABBY. see all my friends my type is not bad boys it's a smol ancient demon wnho stress cleans, gets lonely and lonesome kust like all of sus and loves his plants ans d his car and his bezt frined whom he's in lvoe with.

EVEN WITHOUT EACH OTHER THEKIR CHARACTERS ARE SO MAHAZING AZI AND CROWLYE. HOLY SHIT.

YOU KNOW THE BGOOD THING I CAN NOW DESCIRBE MY SEXUALITY PERFECTLY.

I'M BI I'M ATTRACTED TO MORE THAN ONE GENDER I EXPLAIN TIREDNLY AS USUAL. WHICH GENDERS, THEY ASK.

I POINT TO CROWLEY. THOSE GENDERS, I ANSWER. THEY DOTH SHUTTETH UP THEN.

SORRY EARLY MODERN LIT STUDENTS IK THAT'S NOT SHOW SHAKESPEARIAN ENLGISH WORKS BUT I CAN BARELY SEE WHEN IM WRITING IM EYES ARE SHUTTINGI

hmmhhh,mmhmjh it's 3 am i shouuuuuul d be sasleeppp but no i am crowkey crolwy crying ow heheheheheheeh

it's taggy time time to clicky all the taggies you say ptato i say excellent bildady

all clicking done my kvove toall of yoi the meds kikced in fully THEYLL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE GOODNGUTHT I HOPE ID DREAM OF CROWLEY

#what a beautiful demoan #demoooooooon #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens #good omens fandom #maggots #crowley #lgbtqia #aziraphale #neil gaiman #anthony j crowley #good omens book #god i loves him so mcuh #he's so gender #ineffable idiots #its me im the eiidot #idiot #hm

[mewguca]

Do you think any scavengers have reached the Iterators? How would both sides react?

Also i wanna say i lvoe your art and your artstyle, + happy iterator ending make me happi

ok i finally finished this

I believe some have in canon, but here's how I think their first encounters would go down in my sort of...headcanon...au....thing.

also apologies for varying art quality ill probably just do doodles in the future idk. ill figure it out

so first we have suns....

Well...unfortunately the poor unlucky scav that wandered into sun's can caught them at a very bad time. They had just lost contact with their messenger and their close friend they had been trying to help... Suns was not very happy about it.

As for Pebbles....I like to think Scav King was brave enough to enter his chamber.

Pebbs gave them the mark hoping they would tell their friends to leave, but.....

Sadly that didn't work out. He was also not in a good mood!

As for Moon....

Sadly, her first experiences with scavengers were very disappointing. They aren't much for conversation, and they don't like listening either. It's crushingly lonely when you don't have anyone to talk to.

But....

Eventually, some scavengers wandered in that just enjoyed listening to the sound of her voice and enjoying her company. She is very grateful for them...I like to think they have become good friends, even if they can't quite understand each other.

As for NSH....

They may have gotten into some....mischief.

But don't worry! They're just a silly prankster! A harmless jokester!

Just ignore any remnants of their failed experiments.

I like to think NSH would be very interested in the scavs. They'd probably think they're super entertaining, lol. Constantly sending the GC stupid scav pics.

trying this out was really fun!!!! I wanna do more stuff like this in the future!! sorry it took so long :D

#rain world #scavenger #seven red suns #srs #no significant harassment #nsh #looks to the moon #lttm #five pebbles #fp #eggmoon's rain world #talkstothemoon

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

i feel like we may not be happy immediately with bi buck reveal because it's probably related to tommy but to me you gotta do buck and men first and have him be comfortable with the idea of being with a man and experimenting before you get to the in depth realization of oh my god i'm in lvoe with my best friend. maybe eddie needs to have another near death experience so we can get to that juicy stuff. cause every other season one of them ends up in danger, eddie it's your turn boy.

Maybe other people won't be all that happy, but I certainly don't mind. If they do have Buck be bi, I don't care that he'll be with another man - especially if it's Buck realizing his sexuality.

I've personally always felt given who Buck is as a person it would make sense for him to "come out" to the audience by casually referencing a past boyfriend, or hooking up with men, or going to Pride with Hen - that kind of thing. And if Buck HAS been with guys before and Tommy is just the latest I don't mind that either, because either way, Eddie needs to know that's an option with Buck and Eddie can't know that's an option if the audience doesn't know it's an option. While in real life it would make sense that the characters know things about one another we the audience don't see, in a show, the audience has to know things, therefore the characters often find things out with the audience.

However if I had to bet at this point I'd say Buck will be realizing this as a new thing - given the serious conversations it looks like Buck's having with Eddie (and I think I saw others? I don't quite remember) - I think it might be that Tommy is Buck's first guy. In which case, I am delighted.

I remember feeling back in the day that Eddie needed to be with someone after Shannon and before Buck, and I feel similarly when it comes to one or both of them being queer. Eddie and Buck going from best friends to lovers will be the scariest step of their lives. They have so much to lose if it goes wrong. For Eddie and Buck to ALSO be each other's first time with a man? Even MORE terrifying. It feels only reasonable that Buck would try that with someone much more "low stakes" - someone where the relationship can be casual and there's nothing riding on it.

So while others might not be happy, I think it's great, and I don't mind at all if that's the direction the writers decide to go with it.

#mads answers things #911 spec

[idcbabyialreadylostmymind]

I’m nothing more than a fruit for Ronal she literally AGGGGGG I AM IN LOVE. AND NEYTIRI UGGGGGG I AM IN LVOE WITH HER AREGGHH okay no but hear me out for three seceons….. just three. A threeway with them. Of course fem!reader because I am The Gays™️ but like 😭 sandwich potential with a reader that is shorter than both of them 🫣😩

OMG YALL ARE FREAKY (just like me frfr)

Between

Pairing- Ronal x reader x Neytiri

Summary- Your mates like to tease you, but teasing does always end somewhere else.

Warnings- threesome, fingering, clit slapping, teasing, praise kink, degradation kink, lmk if I missed anything

Tìyawn- love

Neytiri and Ronal sit next to you side by side in your shared pod, Ronal's hand sits gently on your thigh it inches higher and higher by the second. Neytiri cuts a little bit of wood for tomorrow but you know she can see. The two had been teasing you all day, bending over extra slowly when in front of you, lingering touches, kisses to the neck when no one was watching, and one time Ronal put her hand right under your loincloth just to pull away. It was simply unfair!

Neytiri gets up and was the first on the large cot. Ronal got up as well lying down next to her lover, you turn around were they going to sleep leaving you all needy. You got up and crawled between the two sitting on your knees a pout on your face. "What is wrong tìlor?" Ronal teases smirk plastered on her face. You roll your eyes gaining the attention of the Omaticaya woman next to you.

"You know what is wrong?" You say refusing to give them the satisfaction of telling them how needy you currently are. Biting the inside of your cheek averting their eyes now piercing into you. Neytiri plays with one of your stray hairs, "I do not believe we do Ma Ronal do we know what is wrong with our Tìyawn." She says looking at the teal woman next to her. "I do not maybe if she tells us we can help." She says rubbing her hand on your knee and sliding it upward your thigh.

You squeeze your thighs together trying to get a sort of friction to your untouched cunt. There eyes follow down your body watching you clench your thighs smiling to themselves.

"I think I know what is going on." Neytiri spoke as if she didn't know, "Our Y/N is just needy and is to prideful to say it." She teases. "Well if she is to prideful to tell us she really doesn't need us then does she." Ronal says making your eyes go wide and you shake your head no instantly.

"No no, I want you please." You whine out tears prickling at your eyes . Ronal sat up and and caressed your face, "That was all you needed to say." Was what she said before she guides you to lie down between them. Confused you look at Neytiri, "It is okay we will make you feel better." Was all she said before you felt your loincloth being untied and pulled off of you.

Gasping from the pool of cool air that hit your cunt, they chuckled. And before you knew it Ronal's index finger slide between you folds wet and sticky with your own arousal, giving the puffy bud a few gentle circles made your legs open up wider. She added her middle finger making the circular motion harder and rougher.

Neytiri slide her cool hands over your thigh and dove into you pulsating hole. Giving you a few experimental thrust, and then she added a second finger watching the way you reacted, the way you bit your lip so hard it almost bled, and the way a few tears fell from your eyes.

And now you were just there, there for the woman who were finger fucking you disposal and you wouldn't have it any other way.

They both left wet kisses on each side of your face, Neytiri whispered sweet nothings in your ear as she curled and stretched her fingers inside of you, along with "You are doing so good Ma Y/N" every now and then, along with "Good girl, My pretty girl."

As for Ronal she whispered degrading words and names into your ear, "Needy slut." As she tugged at you clit. "Couldn't go a day without having this pussy touched." She would say. "Our little fucktoy." Was her favorite to whisper loving the way your hips would buckle. It was the perfect mixture of praise and degradation.

Feeling your orgasm coming closer you tried closing your thighs before feeling a slap on your clit and the movement inside of you coming to a halt. "Keep them open or we will stop and you won't cum for a week." Ronal threatened knowing she wasn't lying, learned that the hard way, you opened your legs for them again and they continued to fuck your pulsing pussy.

"Your doing so good come on cum on our fingers I know you want to." Neytiri whispered to you curling her slender fingers upward hitting your cervix as she had been doing for a while. Ronal gave you one last tug at your clit along with a hard thrust from Neytiri was what pushed you over the edge, vision going blank, legs beginning to shake, nothing but them on your mind, arching your back almost subconsciously, moaning throughout your orgasm.

Ronal pulled from your clit motioning to your mouth, opening you liked them clean turning your head to Neytiri as she pulled her fingers from you. After Ronal you took her fingers swirling every last drop of cum off of them.

You got up and reached for your loincloth before being pulled down by Neytiri pinned to the bed. "Where do you think your going we're no where done with you." She said mischievous grin on her face.

Safe to say you definitely weren't needy by the end of the night.

#avatar 2022 #avatar 2 #avatar 2009 #avatar way of water #avatar #awotw #neytiri smut #neytiri x you #neytiri x reader #neytiri #neytiri x reader x ronal #ronal x you #ronal avatar smut #ronal x reader #ronal avatar #ronal x reader x neytiri

[newtkive]

pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]

ch. 1 - the gc birth

in which two online friends navigate a romance through a minecraft groupchat with their stupid friends

or, newt, the quiet, stoic boy, and y/n, the bubbly girl both curse the world for keeping them apart, but at least they can send each other cute emojis and hope the other doesn't notice their blossoming feelings.

warnings: strong language, mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

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notes: hi :p im very new to writing on tumblr (but ive always been a reader) so pls bare w me! and im trying to revert back to being 14 (im 23 lols..) so im revisiting my old favs including the maze runner/thomas (bc i binged the artful dodger and now im obsessed again). there will be non-text chapters in the future as well, when everyone eventually meets. this will be newt focused so enjoy !! also everyone is like a realistic age from 23 to 28

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THE GLADE

[ 7:45 PM ]

alby added minho, y/n, newt, tommy, and gally

alby: Hello, guys.

minho: wtf is this

newt: uhhhh

tommy: hi :3

y/n: so this is why you asked me for my # in private

gally: i didn’t consent to this when i gave you my number

newt: don’t give strange men your number y/n

tommy: oh that’s y/n?

alby: Wait, Newt you had Y/N’s number already??

newt: yea

tommy: o.O

y/n: i gave it to him like two weeks after we met lmao

tommy: SO HE HAD YOUR NUMBER FOR A YEAR AND I DIDNT????

y/n: well he asked and you guys didn’t :p

newt: lmao

minho: ik he smug as fuck rn

not u asking for a girls number lmao simp

newt: stop

y/n: we all talk in discord anyways so i didn’t really think about it

plus you guys are friends irl so idk

it felt kinda weird to insert myself heh

minho: we’ve known you for a year and a half y/n

we play games all the time

call all the time

we even send packages and shit

you’re very much considered our irl friend

y/n: REALLY?? 🥺🥺

tommy: internet friends are real friends 😍❤️

minho: the heart eyes are crazy

but yes dude

newt: of course you’re our close friend. just cuz we live near each other and you’re a bit far away doesn’t mean we don’t adore you

minho: ADORE IS CRAZY LMFAO

but real ig

y/n: AWWWWW YOU GUYS LOVEEE MEEEEEE

hahahahha

HAHAHHAHJFIEKMGOR

I LVOE YOU GIYYYYSSSS IM PUTTING ALL OUR MINECRAFT BEDS TOGETHER LATER

gally: i do not want my bed to be infested by you guys

minho: gally sleeps in the corner

gally: no i dont i sleep in my mansion

y/n: cherry blossom mansion*

gally: and you sleep in a shed

y/n: cherry blossom shed* its pink and that matters.

tommy: love you y/n 😊🥰

y/n: love you tommy <3333

minho: that’s actually nasty stop now

y/n: u mad ur unloved

i love how the gc name is our minecraft town name :((

newt: aw it is

minho: can we talk about why tf this was made when we have a perfectly good discord

alby: I’m done with Discord.

newt: you got your shit hacked didn’t you mate

minho: mate 💀💀

british people so crazy

alby: Yes maybe..

I don’t want to make another.

y/n: or your old ass doesn’t know how to

minho: LMAO REAL

alby: Gonna ignore that. But I am getting too old for it. I have a new promotion at work so that means I won’t have time to play with you guys as much anymore. So I decided to make this groupchat in hopes to talk to you guys more to make up for it :)

minho: every group always has the old head with the job 💀💀

newt: minho admitting he’s jobless

minho: you work at a library be so fr rn

newt: i have an income. you have a room in your grandmas basement. we are not the same.

gally: LMFAOOOOOOO

minho: stfu :////

y/n: AWWWWWWW ALBYYYYYYY

tommy: YAAAY!!!!

im going to text you guys all day

tell you every meal

every thought

every interaction will be meaningful and glorious

newt: you are 24 years old you don’t have to do all that

minho: no fr im turning off my phone if he starts this shit

why not just do it before in the discord ??

tommy: easy access now and i tried before but stopped since no one really replied..

y/n: i say we all do it :D i will too tommy

newt: ok second thought that’s fine

minho: .

gally: that’s wild.

y/n: YAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! NEWT YOU GO FIRST

newt: first with what

y/n: say what u ate today

newt: didn’t say i’d do it.

tommy: i ate muffin, monster energy drink, and hamburger :3333

you guys next

minho: that’s all you had bro..

y/n: hot cheetos and french fries and coffee :D

minho: ??????? BRO

how are you guys alive

y/n: it's my day off and no class so i just wanna rot in bed and that means no cooking

newt: please eat and drink water.

like for real and document it

y/n: ok wait

there

tommy: yum!

minho: y/n..

newt: cereal does not count

y/n: I DONT HAVE ENERGY TO MAKE ANYTHING OKAY

im a 23 year old broke college student my fridge is bare

newt: alright what do you want?

y/n: wym?

newt: like if you could pick.

minho: that’s so cruel 😭😭 just making her imagine it

i like it go on.

tommy: i want chick fil a

minho: i knew you hate the gays

tommy: I AM THE GAYS?????

y/n: ugh that does sound good

mmmm chickem sandiwh waffle fry I Want that Os mYch

newt: that’s what you would order?

y/n: mmmcm yeahshhhhh

newt: ok

minho: that’s it?

i thought soemthing would happen

tommy: me too

like a spell! magic 🪄

y/n: sigh

my cereal tastes bad now

newt: well it is cocoa puffs.

minho: L cereal

y/n: DTOP SAYING L ITS SO ANNOYITIGJNGGGGG

minho: she so madddd 😂😂 L

newt: you're annoying minho

minho: youre just saying that bc shes saying that

newt: no ive always said it. and i will continue to. youre fucking annoying

minho: who bought you your coffee yesterday

newt: ???

myself

and i paid for yours too

im the one with an income

minho: .

well i didnt think youd remember that well.

newt: it was literally yesterday.

minho: yeah but ur old

newt: IM THE SAME AGE AS YOU

minho: yeah but im 🤗✨ 26 ✨🤗and youre... 26😬😔

tommy: guys stop fighting

newt: we aren't fighting

maybe this gc was a bad idea

tommy: NO!!!!!!!!!

y/n: NOOOO!

tommy: this is like y/n is here w us irl

y/n: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

minho: no it's not. we would smell a foul stench if she was

y/n: i ahte you sooo bad.

wait there is a knock at my door im scared

newt: answer it

minho: aren't you supposed to say don't open the door for strangers ????

newt: well usually yes

y/n: no im not expecting company

newt: just do it pls

y/n: ok :D

minho: bruh..

i hope she gets robbed and u feel bad forever newt

newt: why would you want that

minho: bc she owes me money

newt: YOU owe ME money

minho: yes but i have a good reason she just wanted robux

tommy: Y/N DONT DO IT!!! I HAVE SEEN DATELINE

y/n: :o....

tommy: Y/N?????????

OH GOD THEY GOT HER

minho: why would she text a silly face if she got got

tommy: clearly its a surprised face

maybe its not her

its like those cut out magazine letters murderers use

y/n: who got me chick fil a!!!!!!!!!!

minho: me

newt: you literally did not

minho: shut up

y/n: newt it was u i see ur name on the receipt

newt: well

y/n: :(

newt: what why are you sad?

minho: im hungry too

y/n: u spent ur money :(

newt: you're hungry are you not?

minho: she's not but i am

y/n: yeah but..

i feel bad you shouldn't have

newt: just eat it or i'll be mad

minho: i think i want red lobster

newt: it's really no big deal y/n

y/n: thank you newt :(((((

newt: you're welcome

go eat and watch ur show or smth

minho: i owuld love to eat and watch a show rn <33 ohhhh im starving

newt: can you shut up

gally: im muting this gc if this means i have to deal with your guys' shit more than usual now.

minho: thank god

newt: good

tommy: good

y/n: good

the food is good too <3

newt: good.

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[fluffvstheworld]

OLAY OKAY HI I LVOE YOUR WRITING I have come with a request

I really like cool mythical creatures and am an avid enjoyer of the "silly dude/vicious protector" troupe, so I was wondering how you think Matthew Patel would interact with a friend/s/o who isn't a great fighter, or the smartest/most durable person, but has control over this giant (Like, 8-10ft tall giant) black jaguar with white spots and red feathers! Just Matthew, his sweet, chill s/o, and their 10-foot-tall mythical kitty who has enough brains for the three of them (Akin to Maximus from Tangled)

Thank you kindly and have an awesome day/night :)

A/n: Tysm!! <3 I'm glad you like my writing! This was an absolute joy to write for, it's so creative!

Matthew Patel with a Reader Who Owns A Mystical Cat

Matthew didn't know what he was getting himself into associating himself with you

When he first met you he simply thought you were a cool person to hang out with, even with your lack of fighting durability

But then he proceeds to get greeted to an 8-10 foot black spotted jaguar with feathers

Oh shit

Holy crap

That is so cool

After the extreme state of shock he felt himself go through...

"HOLY CRAP, Y/N, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS, IT'S SO COOL!"

He's absolutely obsessed with it

Like you can't even comprehend it

This man sometimes pays more attention to the cat than you

"It's even my favorite colors..." "Matthew. It's MY cat." "I knowww..." :[

Even the demon hipster chicks love the damn thing

There have been a few times where when you and Matt were talking, you'd turn to just see them absolutely adoring it with pets

Though that admiration Matthew has for it sometimes dwindles whenever the two banter with each other

And it's really a sight to see

"No, it's too early to eat." The cat huffs before shoving the boy aside and eating his plate of chicken at the table. "Hey!!"

He's enamored by how smart it can be, though

Matthew's not the smartest, either, so if a situation calls for needing some brains he appreciates it being able to handle it for the two of you

Plus that means he doesn't have to really worry about you getting hurt since he'll know for a fact that it'll protect you

He just loves it overall. You still to this day don't know if he goes to your house to hang out with you or with the cat...

#matthew patel x reader #matthew patel #spto x reader #spvtw x reader #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off

[according2thelore]

oh GOD that ask answer was everything i dreamed and more. es!dean literally cannot imagine the kind of torture sam went through with lucifer. (which, incidentally, is one reason why ls!sam could never really replace ls!dean with him. he wakes up hyperventilating in the middle of the night and that slender boy is not enough. he needs his mountain man of a brother who Knows what’s out there.) and that kills him because he needs to know Everything About Sam. but sam is so so right to keep it from him - i don’t think es!dean could live with the knowledge, say, that sam is raped one day. i think it would actually end him.

ugggh i lvoe this au so much. you are a genius.

GRAHH you're so right!!!

sam wakes up one night straight from a nightmare and stumbles into the hallway, needing to find dean's room. he runs into ES!Dean, who's all it's okay, sam. it can't hurt you, it's just a vision--because he doesn't know! ES!Sam's nightmares can be soothed with gentle hands on his neck and shoulders, brushing bangs out of his eyes, dean promising that they'll fix it, and sam's safe.

but LS!Sam is going to throw up because this isn't a fixable thing. he feels suffocated by ES!Dean's firm hands on wrists, held down, and he pushes him away, hard.

LS!Dean shoves ES!Dean further away like you can't restrain him like that and ES!Dean pales bc he things he's caught on: someone held sam captive, maybe because of his powers. how could LS!Dean have arrived so clearly late, late enough that sam still carries the scars into his dreams?

and LS!Dean keeps muttering about first stones and c'mon sammy breathe with me and look at me and this is real. and LS!Sam kind of crumples and shoves himself under LS!Dean's arm, trying to make himself small and holdable, and ES!Dean just stands there and burns.

because there is clearly something here that's not right. something that LS!Sam&Dean have survived together, learned how to deal with, spent years adjusting to each other, and that's something ES!Dean is starting to realize they'll never tell him.

sam has always been a little inaccessible--he used to refuse to tell dean details about his girlfriend-of-the-weeks, he kept stanford a secret until he got his acceptance letter, he wouldn't tell dean what he was writing in all of those notebooks--but never the truly big, life-or-death stuff. and now sam--LS!Sam, anyway--is inaccessible. and it kills dean. dean wants to shrivel up and die because sammy is his. his responsibility, his to watch out for, his to mend, his to kill for.

he has never felt more purposeless or rudderless than he does right now--watching someone else comfort sam.

what he doesn't know, of course, would kill him. the fact that sam asks to be locked into a cage in hell, and dean will let him. the century of torture and rape and psychological hell that sam went through is a chasm that dean will never be able to fix. he can build a bridge, but that's all he can do.

it would kill ES!Dean. and LS!Sam knows it. so he reaches out a shaky hand in the gap between LS!Dean's arm and body, where he's wrapped sam in a bear hug.

ES!Dean rushes forward and grabs it, life finally having meaning again as sammy looks up at him with bloodshot eyes, with fingers that shake, and a voice that cracks when he says, "i'm okay, dean. thank you. i'm fine."

AGH!!!! anon, you get it <3 <3 hurt/comfort is my FUCKING bread and butter!!!!!!!! esp when it goes both ways!! because with these bozos, it literally would be!!

-lizzy

#ask box #lizzy answers #ES/LS verse #anon <3

[burn-throughout-eternity]

Pale Goblins (and friends) as dril tweets

Cherrypop: just found out about Object Permanence… why didnt any one tell me about this shit

Biscuit: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

Flopsy: awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far

Sporghog: sending my most powerful kisses to all pregnant women fire fighers

America: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Bagnut: oh you say you’re going to fuck me? you’re going to try to fuck me, through the computer? Well i say this, and that is “Game on”

Peckersnot: the only A+ i ever got was from that time in art class when i drew venus & serena willaims clobbering the. shit out of me with their rackets

Doglick: how do i get cowboy paint off a dog

Tatty Bo Jangles: “jail isnt real,” i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco

Ramjam: i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites.  you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you

Gashwad: id love to get attacked by a bird. id love for a bird to try to fight me. id love to smash it to bits with my bare hands.

Toadswallow: i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swear language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell my bitch

Snatchragged: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

Bubbleyum: what would you do if i unlocked 100% of my true brain?  Nothing. you would be fucked

Lewdtube: do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train … with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar… he just mmight be… angel

Bluntmunch: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Kittycough: two handfuls of kitty litter taken from the beautiful hollywood home of sports broadcaster Dick Vitale , for $100 or best offer

Breastbiter the Chonk: joke’s on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn’t filled with bloodm, it’s victory wine

Liberty: DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No,

Slaygarrrrrr Who Slavishly Slays: my name is “ GAMER FUCKER ” and i was sent to FUCK all the gamers…

Flopsy (again): awfully bold of you to retweet my “bad year” tweet on a year that has been extremely good thus far

Avery: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

Snowdrop: Im the only man here who injects himself with a CIA Grade Truth Serum before each and every post i make. Remember only that

#pale #otherverse #wildbow

[hearts4juzi]

can you pass the golden duo headcanons i think you would have good ones

🤲🤲🤲my hands are open ready to catch them

RUBS MY FUCKING HANDS TOGETHER IVE BEEN THINKING ABT THEM SM UVE COME AT THE RIGHT TIME

echolalia. i already said that but. ECHOLALIA. shit gets tossed around. funny words youd find in a dr seuss book.

holding hands, leaning on each other, and lots of hugs!!!! best friends 2 me :(

cassidy wasnt super nice to him when they were alive and she regrets it a lot because of how things turned out and shes super defensive of him now

that being said, she never bullied him and was actively rude to anyone who did. she didnt particularly like him but she wasnt gonna stand for the harassment. if shed known about his party, she couldve saved him and i think she thinks about that a lot

i think eventually she apologized formally and he assured her it was fine and that he forgave her. because she of all people deserved it

he listens to her vent her frustrations. sometimes she reminds him of michael with how angry she is, but he knows how to calm her down and he always remembers shes nothing like michael was

he keeps her company in ucn when being around everyone is too much. hes forgiven them but sometimes things are hard still. sometimes he cant be around them. and she really needs company too. he knows she wont come to him, so he goes to her.

he doesnt like the gore or blood so cassidy will talk to him when theyre stuffing nightguards

hes still scared of animatronics so none of the kids greet him as animatronics. they care about him sosoososo much

evan would do fucking anything for cassidy. anything.

she knows his anxiety triggers pretty well by this point and she knows how to distract him. and vice versa.

casisdy doesnt panic as much as she gets over emotional and freaks out. does that make sense? she has more anger than fear and it fucks her up and hes always there when she gets tired of it.

he does her hair because he died before he could ever do his own. he wishes hed grown out his hair before he died

she encourages any behaviors he hid because of michael. she encourages anything that goes against michael.

shes a terribly influence on evan but its because she lvoes him and thinks he deserved better. he thinks she has enough anger for the both of them. she knows hes right and she hates it because HE deserves this anger.

they fight a lot but its never like cassidy and charlie. if cassidy fought with evan like she fought with charlie itd ruin both of them.

if theyd lived they probably wouldve run away together and been roomates

they like to joke that theyre soulmates (platonically) in both a figurative and literal sense. get it? because their souls are connected in golden freddy? they are my world

when they first meet in GF its tense. they end up caring about each other but theres lots to figure out and understand. she cant yell too loud at him because it reminds him of his dad, she cant play certain pranks on him like she might with her friends because it reminds him of michael.

she learns when to be loud and open with him and when she has to be gentle. he gets used to her shenanigans but sometimes things are too much

shes jokingly mean to her friends but not as much to evan because he doesnt always get its a joke

shed have loved to do his makeup and his nails. if theyd lived and moved out together the first thing they wouldve done is dye their hair and paint their nails and do their makeup and buy clothes they KNOW their parents would hate.

thats all i have in my brain rn they make me sad

#tzu rambles #tzu asks #headcanons

[retroactivebakeries]

The Scriptures of the Maidens as Dril Tweets

The Eternal Maiden: pissed off by the idea of my ass becoming grass The Desirable Maiden: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not, The Maiden at Sea: (witnessing the flaming wreckage of a 6-car pile up) ah. Respect. More power

The Maiden Entombed: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit The Maiden and Shadow: who the fuck is scraeming 'LOG OFF' at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off Lover and Maiden: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit The Hunted Maiden: (dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that The Bride: i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you The Dancer: my watch beeps whwich means its time to stand in front of my ex-wife's house and play "Hit THe Road Jack" while dacning and licking her mail The Desperate Maiden: ive signed a 1 Month Pact w/ my wife which grants her the right to viciously berate me online, as long as she watches & supports my Stream's The Clay Maiden: (playing russian roullette and its my turn) hasta the vista mother fucker (shoots the other guy The Drowning Maiden: joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine The Maiden on the Shelf: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian . The One-Handed Maiden: BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES The Maiden at War: astrally projecting my brain into antifa head quarters and memorizing their combat patterns is the easiest shit i have ever done in my life That Old Thing: if someone posts something that is good then i will look at it and think its good. Simple The Savory Maiden: Your replies have been simply Fire. Love the energy but please do keep any talk of boiling me alive to a minimum as that is against the law The Maiden in Terror: big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck The Maiden in Chains: i was tricked into sending $100000 to a man claiming to be DB Coopers son. and not a single one of my followers even bothered dialing 911 Absence: no The Maiden and the Dust: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement The Maiden and the Scythe: people come up to me and say, "I will never use the bathroom. I will never shit" and i gotta tell them pal, sooner or later youre gonna shit The Maiden's Promise: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying The Expectant Maiden: as far as im concerned the best revenge is ordering wolf piss online & pouring it into soneones car. "living well" is too hard The Maiden and the Road: obliviously driving m y car through chernobyl , absorbing lethal anmounts of radiation while looking for cute girls

[scalecallerpeak]

*rubs hands together* hehe do you got any Dragon Priest Headcsnosn you would lvoe to share?

Maormer?

Snow elf?

👀👀👀👀👀

Daedric, per chance?

*I have a whole google docs page worth of Headcanons and I'm continuing to add stuff to it! It's quite messy, I'll admit, but I could mayhaps send it to you if you'd like(via DM or whatever)!*

Oh god I did not mean to leave this so long but I have been so busy lately I'm so sorry 😭 I will just talk about dragon priests in this one or it would be REALLY long especially with Daedra as I've got a lot of headcannons for multiple daedric races. (Sadly I've got nothing for Falmer really they've not gripped me, but I do have Maoromer stuff).

Starting at the top for Dragon Preists, I personally think each preist had a dragon and was chosen by that dragon. For example Nahkriin and Alduin, Morokei and Odahviing, Krosis and Paarthurnax, Zaan and Thurvokun.

There's no requirements as to become a dragon priest other than what the dragons want. You could train all your life to be an acoltye to serve the dragons and get nothing or you could be some random farm girl in the middle of a nowhere down pushing cows over and a dragon is like YOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I also think Dragon Priest's masks have a unique appearance that cant be mimiced in game because gotta save time in those game crunches. And these masks resemble the dragon of the prest some what (example: my nahkriin and morokei)

And also the mask does effect the wearer to get that trait. For example Nahkriin became more vengeful and unforgiving. Hevnoraak became more brutal, Morokei became more reluctant to admit defeat. These masks also give their weilder immortality and the presits are in some cases several hundred years old by the time of the Dragon War.

Their general jobs are what you expect. To govern the lands the dragons control because the dragons don't want to deal with tax laws. Dragon Priests also spoke only dovahzul really to each other, defenatly only dovhazul in public. As Dovhazul was not commonly taught it was to put them 'above' the general population. If a Dragon Priest had to adress the public they'd have some lesser acolyite translate for them.

Dragon Priests could have spouces and kids they where not barred from it. However, it was unlikely they'd have a lot of time and generally wouldn't be a acive parent. (See Nahkriin and his family:)

Dragon Priests can also have afflictions such as vamperisum and lycantrhopy. In my lore Hevnoraak is a werewolf. The other priests do know about this but keep it hidden as they do not want an issue with the general population.

This also reminds me, physcally Dragon priests are either atmoran or ancient nord (that time between the atmorans becoming modern day nords) and due to this they're a lot bigger than the average nord. Usually easily reaching the high 6ft to high 7ft range. Their ears where also slightly pointed but not to the levels of elves or bretons.

Being a preist also gave them better control over the Thu'um, they wern't aas good as a dragonborn of course but could easily out skill the greybeards as the dragon magic they borrowed from their masters did give them asome dragon born like qualities.

I think this is the majority of my headcannons without going too much into my own plots with the Dragon Priests. Thank you for asking!

#Dragon Priest #Morokei #Hevnoraak #Nahkriin #Zaan the Scalecaller #Fysh Talks #Asks