No Longer In Service
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hear me out
Ghost King Danny Summoning!
The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc
EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.
They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.
SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...
Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...
Everything is dead silent. No one moves...
Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.
The noise?
It was the no longer in service beep.
“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”
The world went silent after that.
That...
None of them were expecting that at all.
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Not all of Vlad's cloning attempts failed aside from Dani.
There was one more, but since it was already dissolving, he gifted it to an old friend so they could study it. Lex had apparently been working with Cadmus to make a clone and was...having a bit of a hard time.
Unbeknownst to Vlad, Lex managed to save the clone and stabilize it by introducing Kryptonian DNA. He also successfully aged up the clone to sixteen.
Kon has no idea.
Until he does.
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👻 the washi station's WORLD GHOST STORIES collection is live! 👻
the theme for this collection was mythology, legends, and ghost stories from around the world, and since i live right down the street from where the ouija board was first invented, i knew i wanted to do a little homage to spirit board designs. i'm so happy with how they turned out; it was so much fun to play around with different design aesthetics for each one!
contact all your favorite ghosts with my spirit board tape (and don't forget to check out all the other amazingly spooky tapes in the collection!) 🫀 reblogs are super appreciated!
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Thinking about Danny Phantom but as found footage/analogue horror. Like, it works SO incredibly well and I'm a bit obsessed.
Inexplicably grainy FentonWorks lab footage? A ghost dissection video log that gets more disturbing the longer it goes on? Ambiguous morality? Distorted imagery? Something being very, very wrong with the Fenton's son?
The proto-portal test footage from the 80s???? followed by hospital quarantine reports describing what a fatal dose of ecto-contaminants looks like? Which is then interrupted by Ṽ̵͇͍̓̒̕l̷̛͕̜̞̬͒̔͑̾̊͊a̷̝̰͕̗͇̣̓́́d̶̢̬̳̗̻̖̄̒̓̈́͌̚̕ ̴̡̛̱̱́́͆͠ͅw̷͎̬̠͒̐́̈́̈̇̚ā̵̢̢̛͔͙́͒̚͝k̴̡̹̘̻̜͇̬̍̏̄͂̊̀͠i̸̙͋͗̄ṅ̸̢̳̻̠̦̬͌̍͐͐̅͠g̶͇̥̮̦̗͑̃͘ ̶̨̏̈́̆͠ṳ̷͉̩̮̙̄̇͜p̸̹̗͇͘��̡ and turning the hospital upside down?
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(Ghost arrives to Price’s office and takes a seat)
Price: Everything alright, Simon?
Ghost sighs: Yeah… I’m just killin time
(Price looks at him confused)
Price: What do you-
(Soap enters the office and drags a chair next to Ghost)
Price: You look bummed, Soap
Ghost: The date didn’t go well?
Soap: Yeah… they didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of my favorite and most traumatic mission.
Price: Why would you talk about-
Ghost mumbles: I would hear you…
Price: …?
Soap: Of course ye’ would, ye’ my best friend! But, they- I really wanted to tell someone ye’ know… like them, someone I like.
Ghost: Well… what if you tell me about them… but this time, pretend I’m that person.
Soap: It won’t be the same…
Price: C’mon Soap… give it a try.
Soap sighs: Alright…
Soap: Okay, so uh Ghost, my… favorite- Woah, what are you doing!?
(Ghost taking out a a small camera from his pocket)
Soap: You had a camera in your pocket…?!
Ghost: I wanna tape this conversation
Soap: Why…?
Ghost: I dunno… I guess it’s important for me.
Soap laughs: I- I guess it’s important for me too…
Price: Great! Now can we please proceed-
Ghost: What are you still doing here, Price?
Price: What-
Soap: Yeah, can you please go and stay with Gaz for a while.
Price: But my paperwork-
(Soap and Ghost both glare at him)
Price standing up: Alright! I’ll leave… also, send me the tape, Ghost…
Ghost: You gonna cry yourself to sleep everytime you watch it, Capt’n?
Price: Son of a bitch, I’m out
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clicker training puppy simon on walks to ease his aggression against other (actual) dogs. you pack your pockets with a little baggy of treats, little pieces of cookies you’d baked earlier that morning, and click the clicker every time simon notices another dog approaching. luckily, every time he hears the click his head whips back to looks at you, blue eyes searching for your approval. you smile at him and wait for the dog to pass before pressing a little sweet morsel to his lips, whispering praise to him as he blushes.
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@thewashistation's pride collection just launched, including two (2!!) spooky gay designs from yours truly! i'm so excited to be part of this collection and so thrilled with how these tapes turned out — i hope y'all like them, too! happy pride!
❤️🧡👻💗💜
💖 SHOP: SAPPHIC STREET / HAUNTING HEARTS 💖
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