Since all the blue stripes have at least one tattoo, where do you think Vernon Roche's tattoo is and what's the design of it?
....it's a tramp stamp
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camboy roche will take it off for anyone but iorveth is a performer
who wants a striptease
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Dimeritium, the cursed, wicked silver
Common, metal, weapon, armor, ammo, throwable
Dimeritium or it's common language name, cursed or wicked silver is a rare type of silver like mithril however dimeritium is an illegal metal it can still do extra harm to devils, demons, monsters and undead much like mithril and regular silver but it also drains the magic of those who are touched by it
In it's ore form it looks completely black like that of obsidian but when in it's ingot form it looks like silver but gives off a sickly bright lime green tint unlike mithril which gives off a pure pale blue tint
Dimeritium is illegal due to it's magic harming properties it is mainly used by "witch" hunters who are considered criminals due to the people they hunt are either innocent mages and nonhumans and they make bombs, weapons, armor, ammo and shackles out of dimeritium
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ok listen i will not rest easy until i know tumblr's opinion on this issue.
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A Watering Hole in the Harbor
// The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011)
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THE PILE PRESENTS: X-Play - Adam Doesn't Live Here Anymore | 4/25/12
His last X-Play 1.0 episode, not counting the Weekly Recap episodes you could only get via PSN/XBL/iTunes/Hulu.
(4GTV - 24/7. LIVE. WATCH NOW.)
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started the witcher 2 recently. been enjoying it very much
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Headcanon that Roche is farsighted because the guy could hit a target from 100 yards away, but he often squints when looking at people right in front of him. Years of doing reports by the light of a single candle have ruined his eyesight, Thaler take that man to an optician!
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Fanart for @cacheth and @akilah12902's Witcher story black dog. Something is wrong with Roche!
Also on AO3
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Gwynbleidd, The Sword of The Wolf
Longsword, rare
Gwynbleidd is an ancient mithril sword previously owned by a legendary white haired monster hunter from a distant and ancient land
It was said he used it to fight monster, demons, devils and undead
Gwynbleidd in elvish means "white wolf"
The sword is feels very light and cuts through enemies with ease the sword is said to be made of mithril aka true silver and makes a heavenly hum when swung as if it was made of light and it glows when demons, devils, monsters, undead and those of evil alignment are near by
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today, i was hit with the realization that considering w2 is narrated by dandelion, who's just about the unreliablest narrator in existence, *nothing* about this game could very well be accurate
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