wait...is this the first time eddie is about to be face to face with the buckley parents...shirtless and hungover...
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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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they don’t mention kripke by name but they call it the jensen ackles show 😭
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gorgug quitting owlbears to focus on schoolwork and the mystery
-passes the year with the last stand so no more schoolwork-
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Wrightworth are absolutely the type of couple that would be able to finish each other’s sentences and tell what the other person is going to say before they even say it, but they would primarily use this ability to just have the most incomprehensible arguments on earth.
Like.
Phoenix: I—
Edgeworth: We are not doing this again, I have already stated my opinion on the matter.
Phoenix: But I just think—
Edgeworth: —Yes, I know, and I think that—
Phoenix: —But that’s stupid!
Edgeworth: Just because you were an art major doesn’t mean that—
Phoenix: —Yes it does!
Edgeworth: No it does not! Just because you—
Phoenix: —Rightfully—
Edgeworth: —Just because you don’t appreciate the beauty of—
Phoenix: I swear to god if you say oil paintings—
Edgeworth: —oil paintings, doesn’t mean—
Apollo, who stopped by to ask a question and has been listening to them do this for 20 minutes: You know what it’s ok I’ll just come back later
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current fans wouldnt survive back in the bte prime days,, cody was out there possessed by wwe and destroying hhh's throne they had chris daniels dressing up like hhh,, kenny was doing v*nce impressions,, like yall don't even know the shit that went down back in the day
note: they also invaded raw in a limo that one time
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me, sitting: i am having such a good time right now. i feel content and happy and there is nothing wrong with me!
my face:
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