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roesolo · 3 months
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MCBD24 continues: What the Bread Says
What the Bread Says: Baking with Love, History, and Papan, by Vanessa Garcia/Illustrated by Tim Palin, (Oct. 2022, Cardinal Rule Press), $17.95, ISBN: 9781735345185 Ages 5-7 Every Saturday, Vanessa’s mom heads to yoga after dropping Vanessa off at her grandfather’s. The two “meditate another way”: they bake all sorts of breads together, and Papan – a combination of “papa” and “pan”, the Spanish…
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pedroam-bang · 2 months
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“Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it… and lived!”
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
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yonderghostshistories · 2 months
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chernobog13 · 14 days
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Excerpt from The Four Yorkshiremen Sketch. Everybody knows at least one person like these buffoons.
BTW this sketch pre-dates Monty Python's Flying Circus. It originated on At Last the 1948 Show (1967), a British comedy sketch series that starred Python members John Cleese and Graham Chapman, Tim Brooke-Taylor (The Goodies), and Marty Feldman (Young Frankenstein).
This is the original version of the sketch from At Last The 1948 Show:
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And here's the Python version from Monty Python Live At the Hollywood Bowl (1982):
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tygerbug · 26 days
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sebengineer101 · 1 month
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The Bat-Morning Report
Monty Python, the iconic British comedy group, has a unique nickname for Radio New Zealand (RNZ) National's morning flagship news and current affairs program, Morning Report. They affectionately refer to it as Bat-Morning Report, drawing inspiration from Nelson Riddle's instrumental soundtracks for the 1960s Batman TV series.
Morning Report is a staple in New Zealand's media landscape, providing listeners with up-to-date news, interviews, and analysis on a wide range of topics. The program airs every weekday morning, helping Kiwis start their day informed and engaged with the world around them.
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The nickname Bat-Morning Report is a playful nod to the program's serious and authoritative tone, juxtaposed with the whimsical and adventurous spirit of the 1960s Batman TV series. Nelson Riddle's music, with its catchy melodies and dynamic rhythms, adds a touch of excitement and drama to Morning Report, making it a must-listen for many New Zealanders.
Monty Python's association with Morning Report goes beyond just the nickname. The comedy group has a long history of poking fun at traditional media and news outlets, using satire and absurdity to highlight the absurdities of the world around them. By calling the program Bat-Morning Report, Monty Python adds a touch of irreverence and humor to the serious business of news reporting.
But despite the playful nickname, Morning Report remains a vital source of information for New Zealanders. The program covers a wide range of topics, from politics and economics to culture and entertainment, providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of the day's events. With in-depth interviews, expert analysis, and on-the-ground reporting, Morning Report keeps Kiwis informed and engaged with the world around them.
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In a world where news can often be overwhelming and confusing, Morning Report stands out as a beacon of clarity and reliability. The program's team of experienced journalists and presenters work tirelessly to bring listeners the most accurate and up-to-date information, helping them make sense of the complex issues facing New Zealand and the world.
And while Monty Python may playfully refer to Morning Report as Bat-Morning Report, the program's impact and importance cannot be understated. With its commitment to quality journalism and public service, Morning Report plays a crucial role in keeping New Zealanders informed and engaged with the world around them.
So the next time you tune in to Morning Report, remember the playful nickname bestowed upon it by Monty Python. Bat-Morning Report may be a lighthearted moniker, but the program's dedication to quality journalism and public service is no joke. Stay informed, stay engaged, and enjoy the unique blend of seriousness and whimsy that makes Morning Report a must-listen for Kiwis everywhere.
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Happy Birthday John Cleese!
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grvyrd-drms · 7 months
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YESS PLS. I NEED LOSER TOBY CONTENT ☹️
toby rogers being a loser (himself)
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A/N: my boy !!!
CW: nothing much tbh??? murder??? a little angst.
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-gets nervous around women. like yeah on the outside he's all numb and secretive and scary or whatever but lock him in a small room with like nina or kate or something and he's just,,,
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-toby wants to be in a relationship sooooo bad but refuses to let himself admit it. tries to focus on his work or go out on a walk when he starts getting all sad and mopey.
-i feel like he's really tall and lanky and has huge feet. constantly walking into stuff and stepping on things. doesn't help when his motor tics swing his arms around either.
-stepped on one of sally's crayons and broke it once. bad things ensued.
-he just looks so DORKY doing ANYTHING. like yeah he's a fucked up deranged serial killer. but also look at him brush his teeth or tie his shoes. dork.
-speaking of tying shoes, toby constantly has to redo his laces. he can't tie shoes correctly. he resorts to just tucking them inside of the shoe most of the time at this point.
-listens to midwest emo..,,,,,, 😧😧😧
-midwest emo or any 'loser music' in general tbh. car seat headrest, modern baseball, the front bottoms, lincoln, american football, pet symmetry, microwave, michael cera palin, merchant ships, tigers jaw, list goes on.
-trips going up staircases too fast
-can't make popcorn cause the kernels popping gives him anxiety. not in a sad traumatic way more like a time traveling cave man way.
-is friendlier to animals than he is to humans.
-will immediately go from heavy breathing, covered in blood hacking someone up to going "psst psst" to the nearest raccoon.
-thinks about lyra a lot. sees her in the sun, the wildflowers. hears her in running streams and girls laughing. toby misses his sister.
-has a lopsided smile!!!!
-has a chipped front tooth from getting the shit beat out of him a while ago. it's not really noticeable but he's self conscious about it.
-when toby yells his voice cracks. i think about this every time i see @crushedsweets drawing of toby and tim arguing and toby yells "get the fuck off me". that. one. piece. specifically.
-gets crushes way too easily. 100% has thought that he's had a shot with every girl his age in the manor. also gets easily obsessed with girls he sees/meets on his missions.
-nothing ever works out though (unless you count the shit show that was his relationship w/ natalie) (im a natalie lover i just feel like it went bad lol)
-and the funniest thing is toby thinks that its top secret that he has no game. everyone knows he's a loser. they all just feel too bad to say it (except jeff).
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kikmessenger · 3 months
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might be hanging out w my first ever ex (from 8 yrs ago!) to smoke up this is gonna be historic ….. an epic callback to characters from the very first season of Tim Palin: Uncut
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I haven’t done a new dream Taskmaster contestants list since the season 17 lineup came out, so I thought it was time for one. A list based on who hasn’t been cast yet in the first 17 seasons. I’m going to split this into two separate lists.
People who might possibly appear on Taskmaster UK at some point:
- Ahir Shah
- David O’Doherty (even though he is not UK)
- Josie Long
- Chris Addison
- Eleanor Morton
Alternates – by which I mean copouts because I managed to narrow down my top five but I have more that I wanted to list:
- Michael Legge
- Jessica Fostekew
- Rhys James
- Ian Smith
- Sarah Keyworth
- Danielle Ward
- Liam Williams
- Kiri Pritchard-McLean
People who would never appear on Taskmaster but would be on my dream list if we could have anyone, but still with some connection to the sort of people who do the show:
- John Oliver (wouldn’t do it due to: too important)
- Andrew Zachariah Zaltzman (wouldn’t do it due to: insufficiently important, because generally when they pick a comedian who isn’t already TV famous, it’s someone young and up-and-coming and Andy doesn’t fit the bill for that role – but I’d love it if they proved me wrong; also I realize he's younger than Michael Legge who also isn't TV famous, but I think Michael Legge is bigger on social media so that makes him feel slightly more realistic, I think, I don't have a good sense of how famous British people are, also I just remembered that Danielle Ward doesn’t perform anymore so she's probably less likely than Andy too)
- Kitson (wouldn’t do it due to: he doesn’t do anything where people can see him, despite having chosen to pursue a career in public performance, and I would sell out everyone I’ve ever met to have him filmed doing just one team task with John Oliver)
- Grace Petrie (wouldn’t do it due to: musician, though she did that one fucking excellent comedy hour and one or two more could get her in the Taskmaster pool and could also significantly improve my life)
- Gavin Osborn (wouldn’t do it due to: also not a comedian, but he’s on this list mostly because I’m imagining that these lists of five people will make up one Taskmaster season, and I love the idea of Gavin Osborn and Grace Petrie on a Taskmaster team together, or in fact doing anything together, couple of comedy-adjacent socialists with guitars)
…I didn’t mean for that list to become just Chocolate Milk Gang + Grace Petrie, but it’s not surprising that it did.
Dream Taskmaster Australia lineup, because I’ve decided I have one of those:
- Alice Fraser
- Laura Davis
- Tim Minchin
- Tom Ballard
- Adam Hills (I want to really hate him for some of his pro-monarchy shit, and I did object to it enough to stop following The Last Leg last year, but the fact is that I’d still like to see his wildly competitive side come out on Taskmaster)
- Alternate - or actually maybe she's on the list and Hills is the alternate - Claudia O'Doherty
People I’d most like to see fill the National Treasures role, if we pretend that literally no one is too famous to do that role, and also that they’re able to bring people back from the dead as long as they’re sufficiently National Treasure-y:
- Michael Palin
- Douglas Adams
- Sandi Toksvig
- Armando Iannucci
- Olivia Coleman
Dream Taskmaster lineup, any category:
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It would be worth setting gender and racial equality back by thirty years, to have these five white guys on one season where the final studio task is to take apart a cow.
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matznothere · 2 months
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decided to make an intro post cs i like talking about myself so woohoo 😸❗️
(this will probably get updated every now and then)
everything below the cut💪🏾 (it’s long ish)
also !! sideblog for my music stuff !!! -> @mat-heartz-music
BASICS
im mat(eo)
i use he/him, él in spanish, and ele in portuguese 🤟🏾
im gay 🙀🙀🙀
FANDOMS (mains)
voltron: legendary defender
ultimate spider-man
marvel and dc in general
hindi/bollywood movies
NHL chicago blackhawks
COD (cod ghosts mostly but i enjoy all of them)
resident evil
roblox daybreak
minecraft story mode
sk8 the infinity
pokemon (mostly sun and moon)
naruto
currently starting jjk (i love it)
also starting haikyu
watched like 2eps of given and i needa keep watching it
STREAMER-SPECIFIC (main ones)
cellbit
roier
missasinfonia
rubius
MUSIC (by artist (my mains)
modern baseball
car seat headrest
lincoln
el cuarteto de nos
childish gambino
system of a down
trueno
glass beach
los retros
slipknot
korn
heart attack man
miranda!
marco aziel / daddy and the long legs / kissyourfriends
bad bunny
cuco
micheal cera palin
limp bizkit
soda stereo
pet symmetry
mitski
rare americans
bad suns
green day
fall out boy
blink-182
the flat stanleys
radiohead
ricky montgomery
mikemike
against me!
puya
tv girl
tyler, the creator
alex g
wiplash
MY "LITERALLY ME"S
keith kogane (vld)
tim drake (dc)
megumi fushiguro (jjk)
toge inumaki (jjk)
sasuke uchiha (naruto)
reki kyan (sk8 the infinity)
kiawe (pokemon sun and moon)
gladion (pokemon sun and moon)
leo valdez (riordanverse)
uenoyama ritsuka (given)
green suspenders jesse (mcsm)
that one emo kid "que no soy emo" (la rosa de guadalupe) (this one is a /j tryst (or is it)
FUN FACTS
i have a bf 😸❗️❗️
i am sam alexander’s biggest fan real not fake
im mexican and indian 🔥🔥
i am spider-man
im in AJROTC (army junior reserve officer training corps)
also the #1 ethan nakamura defender
ok that’s all i can think of bye bye 😛
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pedroam-bang · 9 months
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“What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?” “I am an enchanter.”
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
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viproyalbetking · 5 months
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popolitiko · 6 months
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Throw Down at GOP Debate
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Tim Scott's girlfriend reveal.
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Wow Tim Scott’s mail order bride finally arrived
<< Tim Scott's Mindy is probably thinking, "This is the weirdest Tinder date I've ever been on. ">>
"Foot Glocker" joke
“Excuse me, I must accidentally fall out of window now.”
Tim Scott rented a girlfriend. LOL
Lol. And she had to be blonde, southern and republican. Talk about cliches.
"Leave my daughter out of your voice," in Will Smith's voice. I was waiting for a slap!
"Excuse me, i must accidentally fall out window now" Ugh if only 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ If Vivek could get that done id actually consider voting for him 😅😅 (parallel reality, never happen - just like him and his allies like NK and Iran just magically becoming peaceful bc we wish it 😔)
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Republican Debate Cold Open - SNL
Lester Holt (Kenan Thompson) moderates the Republican candidates (Chloe Fineman, Ego Nwodim, Molly Kearney, Devon Walker, John Higgins) during a debate before Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) interrupts.
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Guy that plays trump killed it. The best trump impersonator I've seen on the show
Just James on stage roasting people as trump is a brilliant idea, he's so convincing when he belittles his fellow players. James is approaching Tina Fey's Palin level of impression perfection, and just getting better
I could not stop watching Heidi keeping her arm up the whole time. She is great. 😂
That was gold. And thank you to “Lester Holt” for pointing out that Haley got messed up “keep my daughter’s name out of your mouth.”
"keep my daughter out of your mouth" just doesn't come off right.
”leave”, she said “leave my daughters name out of your voice”.
The SNL skit was just making fun of Nikki’s rather clumsy attempt at replicating the Will Smith moment, that’s all. “Leave my daughter out of your VOICE.” 🥴🥴However way you guys try to remix it, it doesn’t change the fact that she still meant “… name out of your MOUTH.” 🤣🤣
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tygerbug · 26 days
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timpalincreative · 1 year
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A very HAPPY NEW YEAR from Tim Palin Creative!
Check the link below for the newest latest TPC Playlist...NYE Edition! #music#newyears #2023 #party#Newbeginnings🎉
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