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atinylittlepain · 1 year

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SAWEEET BABY JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! THE DBF!JOEL WEILURHWLEIRHWEIRWE! That was incredible! Could we have oneshot of the lead up to them fucking in Joel's truck? 👀👀👀👀😍😍😍😍😍

hahahahahah wooh! i'm glad you asked - here is the ooey gooey middle of the Ride It oreo cookie, enjoy :)

Let's Take a Ride

No-outbreak!Joel Miller x f!reader

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warnings | 18+ smutty language, dbf!Joel, age gap

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“Aren’t you cold, honey?” Truthfully, she is, barefoot in the gravel of the highway shoulder, her heels tossed into the backseat a while ago, in nothing but the short dress she had gone out in. But Joel’s gaze is warming her up just fine.

“I’m ok, Joel. Thank you for coming to get me.” He sighs, stepping closer to inspect the flat on her back tire, letting out a low whistle as he kneels down to take a closer look.

“More than a flat tire. The whole rim is busted. Just how fast were you going?” She flushes hard under his pointed look. So maybe she had been speeding when she accidentally hit a curb. But mistakes happen, right?

“Um, I don’t know?” He huffs, getting up from his kneeling position with a groan and wiping his hands off on his jeans. He cocks his head at her, crossing his broad arms over his chest. She swallows hard at the flex of his biceps.

“You been drinking tonight, honey?” When all she offers him in response is an anxious smile, he clicks his tongue, shaking his head.

“I’m not drunk. I had a drink with some friends. It’s not like that’s a crime. I am of age, y’know.”

“Oh, believe me, I know.” Her brow furrows at his sighed out words. What’s that supposed to mean?

“Are you telling me you got all dressed up like that just for some friends, honey?” That question shocks her silent, and he chuckles at her slack expression, stepping closer until she can feel the heat radiating off him. He lets a single finger skate along the neckline of her dress before hooking it under one of the straps, tugging her in until she’s pressing her palms against his solid chest to stop herself from stumbling.

“Tell me this, honey. Why’d you call me, of all people, to come help you?” She can smell lingering whiskey on his breath. He’s been around her dad’s house enough times for her to know he likes a nightcap, a little hit of warmth to end the day. That mixed with the scent of him - cedar and sweat, and smoke from the cigarette habit he swears he’s trying to break - is sending her mind into a haze, and she’s finding it hard to answer his question.

“Because, um– because you– um–” He chuckles again, cutting off her mumbling with a wicked crook of a grin on his face.

“It’s alright, honey. You can just say it, huh? I know what you want.” Is this really happening?

“You– you do?” He nods, bringing his other hand to tilt her chin up, keeping her gaze on his.

“You think I haven’t noticed? Can practically feel you burning a hole through my back with the way you look at me, honey. What a sweet little thing like you wants with an old man like me is beyond me.” The finger he kept hooked in the strap of her dress is running the arc of it, back and forth, back and forth, the graze of his skin against hers making her shiver.

“You’re not that old.” That makes him laugh, his eyes crinkling up and his smile broadening at her.

“Don’t think I’m too old for you?” Albeit hesitantly, she shakes her head no.

“Think you can handle me, honey? Bet I ride a little different than them college boys of yours.” Her stomach twists at the implication of his words, and she thinks she’d melt on the spot if he wasn’t still firmly holding her chin in place.

“I can handle it.” She tries to sound as confident as possible, but her voice still ends up coming out a bit meek, almost a whine. Joel just grins, dipping his head down to nose along her cheek, his lips finding the shell of her ear. The low drawl of his words goes straight through her, pooling heat in her core.

“We’ll see about that, honey. Why don’t you be a dear and open that car door for me. We’re gonna take a little ride together.”

#joel miller smut #joel miller angst #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller imagine #joel miller blurb #joel miller au

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peakdeer · 2 years

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Day 7 - Sunflower

Sausage hummed energetically as he plunged his shovel into the soft dirt, using his foot to push the blade down further before tilting the shovel back and scooping the dirt away. It was a kind of familiar silence, in which he and Pearl, who stood only a few feet away, said nothing but still felt like they were being companionable. Sausage liked that; that he didn’t have to talk to be heard or get his point across. He didn’t need to explain or defend anything, he could just dig. He stepped away from the hole and began another, eyeing the sunflowers to ensure that the hole was deep enough.

“The ducklings are going to love these fields when we’re done with them,” Pearl commented, not a drop of sweat on her brow despite the hard work and the burning sun. It wasn’t like those could daunt her— she worked harder than this every morning, before the sun had even fully risen, and she worked until the sun set, supplying her people with food. No amount of heat or cold could dissuade her from her daily schedule. “When the sunflowers drop their seeds, they’re all going to flock to these hills for an all-you-can-eat feast.” Sausage liked the sound of Pearl’s voice, her distinct Helianthian tone and slang.

“Ooh! The ducklings! You need to show me them, Pearl! I need little baby ducklings in my life. They’re so soft and small and huggable. I think you should build an aviary! A little aviary to house all your little birds that I can come visit! Oh! I could even give you some raven chicks if you built an aviary!” Sausage rambled excitedly, remembering the time when he’d been eight, bored and bitter and upset by his father’s feet, and she had come up and asked if he’d wanted to see her ducklings. He hadn’t known at the time that she met her ducklings in Gilded Helianthia, and they ended up trekking all the way to Pearl’s home to see them, much to the dismay of his father. It had been one of the best days of his childhood.

“Oh, that’s a good idea! I could collect a few birds from each empire! I know the Undergrove’s known for woodpeckers, and the Lost Empire is known for parrots… I don’t think the Ocean Empire has any birds, though maybe seagulls? Seagulls are funky little creatures,” Pearl agreed, tapping the soil thoughtfully with her shovel as if she were already planning her aviary. “The Overgrown’s known for doves and swans, I’m pretty sure. The Crystal Cliffs and the Grimlands aren’t really known for birds, but maybe crows? I feel like that’s something they would use. Fwhip would, at least. Just different enough to not be ravens, but still black and goth-y.” That earned a laugh from Sausage. Fwhip would never have the same messenger bird as Sausage, but redstone be damned if he didn’t have a goth-like bird. “Scott has his evels, of course. It would be very hard to trade for them, but I’m sure there’s something I could offer… or I could declare war on him. I wonder if the Elven King is good at sparring?” Pearl’s sentences went on without stopping, from one thought to the next without discarding the one before it. She seemed excited at the prospect of a new enemy, the thrill appealing to her love of fighting. Scott was no match for Pearl, of course, but he wasn’t a terrible fighter. “Joel doesn’t have birds, but I could use a chicken to represent him, just for funsies.” Sausage almost choked there—that would be the funniest thing, and also more likely to cause a war than even stealing one of Scott’s evels. “Pixandra has ostriches, but that’s about it. Ostritches are deadly, though, I think it would be fun to have one. Jimmy has about as many birds as the Ocean Empire, but maybe a kingfisher? That could work. Then some ducklings and my little goosie, and your raven, and wooh! I have one of every bird!”

Sausage nodded in agreement, leaning back and wiping the sweat from his brow. “It’d be even more popular than Lizzie’s zoo,” he joked. Pearl laughed, both at his joke and how he was already tired after only a few hours of digging holes for sunflowers.

“Don’t wear yourself out already! We still need to plant them, silly,” She chuckled, scooping up one of the sunflowers by the roots.

“I’m a weakling, Pearl, don’t you remember?” He gave her his best doe eyes, holding his hand dramatically against his chest. “I don’t have the strength to pick up a sunflower! Not after what you said last week!”

“Oh, I’ll stop calling you a weakling when you stop being one,” Pear teased, smiling at his little grumble at the words. “Now pick up a sunflower and get moving! They’re not going to plant themselves!”

Sausage rolled his eyes and laughed, irritation already forgotten. He gently lifted a sunflower, holding one hand under its roots and another on the lower portion of the stem. He lowered it into one of the holes he’d dug, making sure it was positioned well before filling in the hole with the dirt he’d collected by digging it. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Pearl do the same, except much more carefully and efficiently than he ever could. It only made him smile more, though, simply happy to be here and be alive. Life was a gift, and more precious than he could describe.

#empires smp #emptober #arena duo #mythicalsausage #pearlescentmoon

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madllamamomma · 4 years

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Muriel x Mc low-key smut, 18+ still. NSFW. Mud and Thieves part 1

I really appreciate all the positivity with my first entry, really! Thank you all so much! I really enjoy writing about funny, sexy, and awkward situations with The Arcana characters.

This is the view of a female mc, named Rhemi.

This takes place in the Muriel route, book X-Wheel of Fortune.

Mud and Thieves~

Muriel, Morga, and you are near the edge of the forest, hot on Luico’s trail. It’s still early in the morning, but Muriel and you are both busy at work training to prepare for the inevitable battle with Lucio. Muriel is busy on his quarterstaff forms, while you are not too far within ear shot. Morga is being particularly hard on you today. She insists that you are to master a particular defensive maneuver in case you get into a short ranged combat situation. You’re starting to feel the fatigue after the countless times you have attempted it and failed. You are starting to feel a bit useless and you are taking a short breather on a large boulder. You wipe your sweaty forehead, as Muriel emerges from his training space. He still won't always look you in the eye, and is still very stand-offish, but you feel like he is really starting to warm up to you. You feel a bit better with him just standing near you. He leans on the same large boulder you are resting on, Inanna trailing behind him. Without looking at you he mutters, “...You ok?..”

You look up at him. You still have a hard time grasping his enormousness, you feel so small compared to him, but his presents never feels overwhelming, his aura was so comforting and warm, but also a little sad, almost lonesome. It’s hard to not think about how you just wanted to nussle yourself against him, you want to know how warm his embrace feels. You suddenly shake the thought from your mind.

“Yeah! I’m… I’m freakin’ great!”, you lie, trying to hide your defeated posterior. Still feeling out of breath wiping the sweat off of your neck with your sleeve. He hands his water pouch, you stare at it for a moment uncomprehendingly, hearing the swishing sound it makes. He shakes it a little gesturing for you to take it. “Oh…” You smile at him, taking it happily. Your fingers accidentally brush against his, he shudders a bit, but doesn’t pull away, then crosses his arms looking the opposite direction, cheeks pink. “Thank-- thank you.” You drink the cool water, it feels wonderfully rejuvenating as it glides down your quenched throat.

He finally responds, “Don’t…. Don’t mention it.”

You make sure you don’t drink too much, and hand it back, finally catching your breath. “I’ll refill it for you once--”

“--Alright Rhemi, you can rest more when you're dead! Get your ass back to work!” You shudder at Morga’s voice and groan and involuntary. “Uuugh…”. Your mouth falls into a low frown.

Muriel snorts a bit looking at the space between your shoulder and your head. “... She seems to be in a good mood today.”

“Oh, completely and utterly pleasant! That’s Morga for you.~” You both chuckle a little.

“...Having a hard time?” His eyes meet yours for a moment before he looks back down to the water bag.

“Yeah, I’m trying to learn how to block, then sweep the legs with this thing.” You shake your bow slightly.

Morga stands resting her weight on a tree trunk a few yards away, impatiently tapping her foot. “I’m not going to wait all day, Magician!”

Your head hangs down low, your mouth pushes out a long and loud sigh. “...I’m coming.” You reluctantly remove yourself from the safety of the boulder, “...duty calls.”, you utter to Muriel. You drag your bow behind you as you shuffle back to Morga, head still hanging down low.

Muriel’s lightly grabs your shoulder before you get too far, stopping you. You whip your head around, looking up at his red face. He pulls his hand away rather quickly once he gets your attention. You flutter your eyelashes up at him. He just stares down, looking over your head for a moment, conflicted. You know he wants to tell you something. “Ye--yes, Muriel?”

He takes a sharp inhale. “...You’re holding it wrong.” He steps forward and takes your bow, from your loose grip, then holds it out horizontally in front of your body, cuing you to take hold of it, you grasp it obediently. He raises your bow around your eye level, you give him no resistance as he adjusts you. “...Hold it higher...like that...” He then moves his hands on the outside of your elbows, gently pushing them closer to your body. You watch his hands, trying to memorize where he places your arms. “.. elbows in…” He pulls away quickly. “...less openings that way.”

“Oh… um...o--ok…” The corner of your mouth starts to curl into a small grin. He looks away from you at a nearby tree, backing himself back to the boulder, one arm scratching the back of his head looking a bit embarrassed. “...Thank you, Muri-- ELLL--AAHH!!” Suddenly, Morga’s grabs the back of your travel cloak, slightly choking you, dragging you away from Muriel, a little shocked at Morga’s aggressiveness, as he watches you being carried away by the very grumpy teacher.

She quickly spins you around to face her. “This time, Rhemi. When I come at you keep you damn bow up! Use your weapon to the fullest advantage!”, she scolds. She starts to walk around you inspecting you. She taps the butt end of her spear on the outside of your right ankle. “Take your stance.” Then she taps your sternum with a little more force. “Chest out!”, you rub the sore area quickly before she notices. Then taps the top of your head, with a clunk, making you slightly wince in pain. That one hurt a bit. “Oww-- Hey!” You rub where she tapped your head unnecessarily hard, your bottom lip slightly out. She leans in shooting you a slightly scornful look. “Stay. Focused.”

You take your position, trying to imply Muriel’s pointers. Morga steps a few paces away from you then turns around to face you again. She pauses for a moment, effortlessly flips over her spear, sharp end is down to ensure she doesn’t slice you. Without warning she quickly runs at you, spear in hand. She swings the wooden part down on you, you block her attack immediately, hearing the loud crack of the two wooden shafts smacking together. She swiftly recoils delivering another blow, you block higher this time, still deflecting it, she starts to push you back. She’s taller and much stronger than you are, and keeps trying to push you backwards to get you off balance. This is where you always mess up. She will keep attacking you with her spear, find an opening as you desperately try to push her weight off of you, and make you fall on your ass. She attempts to make the same move, but this time your elbows are firmly into your body, giving the leverage you need to finally push her back. She stumbles backwards a bit surprised. You both froze for a moment. Then a flash of pride gleams from her eyes. You did it! You finally did it!

You blurt out a victorious “WOOH!”, overcome with excitement and joy, you lower all of your defenses, whipping yourself back to Muriel who is watching from the boulder. You twirl your bow above your head, you shake your hips side to side in celebration. You notice his eyes a bit wide and cracks a small smile on his face. “Hey, Muriel! Did you see that? I did it! I--”

THWACK!! You feel your feet fly out from overneath you, everything feels like it’s in slow motion. Goddamnit.You forgot to sweep the legs. You fall down to the hard unforgiving earth on flat on your face.

SPLAT!

That was an unpleasant squishy sensation. You suddenly are feeling wet all over the front of your body. You slowly lift your head up, realizing you had landed into an old puddle. You’re completely covered in thick blackish- gray mucky mud. “Bleh!! Ptthhhh!” It even got into your mouth a bit. You try to cough and spit it out, your tongue flicking in and out of your mouth in disgust, shaking your hands, trying to wipe your mouth and your eyes off with your muddy hand, unsuccessfully. Once you managed to get an eye open, you see Morga standing over you slightly irritated (but not much as she was), sporting a very sour expression. “...You forgot to--”

“--Sweep the legs…” you scoff, slightly irritated with yourself, still trying to spit out the mud. “….yeah-- I know...” You attempt to get up, but aren’t having much luck with the slick mug giving you no traction. Morga just stands there silently, watching as you struggle blankly, slowly shaking her head in disapproval. You suddenly feel large hands grab your underarms, gently lifting you back to your feet. You blindly frisk for the back of the muddless part of your cloak, to remove the muck so you can see. You feel a tug on the cloak and are handed the back of the cloak. Once the mud is out of your eyes, a very concerned looking, blushing, Muriel appears standing next to you.

“...Thank you.” You blink, then pat his arm out of habit, accidently getting mud on it, then try to quickly wipe it off. “Oops…”

He raises an eyebrow, you think you almost see a stifled chuckle from him as he watches you fluster. He stops you and brushes the rest off with ease. Your now red face luckily covered by the rest of the mud, “Sorry…” you give him a nervous smile.

He sharply exhales through his nostrils, and shrugs, “...It’s just mud.”.

Morga signs then throws her spear’s head into the ground and sits down on a nearby log from an up-rooted tree. “Well you at least improved a little.”

You shrug, “I guess so.” pulling a leaf out of your hair and flicking it to the ground with a cringed look on your face.

Morga just stares at you a bit and you feel a slowly more and more uncomfortable, you feel like her gaze is burning a hole through your face. She sharply sighs flicking her wrist. “... Go wash off, you look ridiculous.” She stands up from the log pulling her spear out of the ground and starts to walk away. “...we will meet back in two hours then move out of the forest. Make sure you eat something in that time.” She disappears into the forest leaving you and Muriel alone again.

“Uhhhhggggg!” You mumbly groan angrily, head held down, saddened by your short- lived success being completely destroyed by Morga. You can feel Muriel’s apologetic energy. He shouldn’t feel bad about your mistake. You then take in a long inhale, exhale straightening your posture, place your hands on your hips, and whip your head to look up at Muriel, “Well!--” He shutters a bit with your sudden movement. “...at least I blocked!” You give him a wide stupid smile, trying to cheer him up.

Muriel snorts a bit gazing at you in amazement and bewilderment of your positivity. “Yeah... You did block.”

You take off your cloak and try to wipe the grime off of you. Mud has gotten into almost all the wrong creviouses. You pull the front of your shirt looking down it, Damn, it's even down there? You try conjuring a cleaning spell that Asra has taught you, but with all of the relentless training Morga has been putting you through this morning, you can’t seem to muster enough magic to pull off the mud. You stop before you get too strained, you remembered when you passed out after healing Muriel at his hut, then decide to give up, sighing, “That's it!..” You pull off your cloak, casting it aside. “..I guess I’m going to need to take a bath.” You thoughtlessly start to unlace the strings of your large corset-belt around your waist and remove it, then start to unbutton the front of your mud covered skirt.

Muriel’s jumps back in dismay. “--Huh?” Face, neck, and ears burning. “Hey! What are you--?” Without another thought, you pull down your skirt off your hips.

“What?” You ask confusingly, your skirt falls to the ground, revealing long, tight-fitting pants hidden underneath. A single bead of sweat drips from his forehead, he stands there frozen looking at you like you have grew two other heads. He looks like he was about to bolt into the other direction, far far away from the situation, never ever to return. He relaxes a little once he notices the pants looking a bit grumpy. It dawns on you how bad that looked, your face now blushing and you look down at your muddy skirt in your hands, then look back to him. “..I---I have these on underneath.” You point to your pants, Muriel turns his entire body, quickly looking away to a nearby tree incredibly embarrassed. You give a short humiliated sounding cackle, “...I won’t have just...you know… started to just… strip in front of--”

“--Stop-- just….don’t say it!” Muriel throws his hands up stopping you from finishing your sentence. Inanna stands near both of you, looking back and forth between the two of you, then sits on her hind legs. Scratching her nose with a front paw, letting out a soft whine, as if to say, ‘Well this is really awkward’.

An uncomfortable silence takes hold as a small breeze sways the branches all around as you both just stand there, awkwardly. You clear your throat a bit, trying to break the tension. “Could you... Ah..” You stop to scratch the side of your neck. “...Could you show me where that river is again, Muriel?” You work up a grin trying to defuse the weird situation and you collect your belongings. Muriel grumbles, face still bright red, and starts to lead the way without a word, Inanna and you trail behind him very quietly. Rhemi, what is wrong with you?

He brought you to a much tamer part of the river, you sit on your knees at the bank, and you start to wash off your muddy skirt and cloak in the cool water, scrubbing it with a smooth stone to get all the muck out. Inanna decides to give you company and lays right beside you watching you intently, you glance at her with a kind smile, happy to have her beside you. “Oh, you wanna sit by me, Inanna?” She sticks out her tongue, wags her tail, thumping and russels leaves the ground.

Muriel is sitting down on the ground, back against a tree, cheeks still slightly flushed. Even though you’re back facing him, you can feel him occasionally eyeing you while you wash your clothes. You stand up and look in his direction, he quickly averts his eyes from you, and looks to a long piece of sweet grass he has in his fingers that he picked, then placing it into his mouth chewing on the stem. “Hey Muriel, I’m gonna get in now. Okay?” He won’t look at you, he wouldn’t admit it, but you can see it in his body language, he’s reluctant to leave you alone in these unfamiliar woods with Lucio, god only knows where. He opens his mouth struggling to ask if he can keep an eye out. You smile, looking at him fondly, and take pity on him. “You’re welcome to stay close though...to make sure I’m okay.” He glances at you and starts to look a little more at ease. You give him a playful grin with a wink. “...As long as you don’t peek!~”

He sputters, the piece of sweet grass violently ejecting from his mouth. He chokes on his words. You hide a grin behind your hand; You can’t help but giggle as you watch him as a huge visible shiver runs down his spine from what you had just said, his body heating up.

“--Kidding! I’m only kidding you!” You throw your hands up jokingly, still sweetly smiling, trying to stop your giggles. Maybe you shouldn’t have teased him like that, the poor guy can’t handle it. He starts to calm down slightly, but still glares at you is disbelief. “...I know you won’t peek, Muriel.” You can’t help but think about how cute he looks when he is flustered like that.

“Don’t-- Don’t say shit like that.” He scratches his chin, frustratedly.

“I’m sorry, Muriel, I couldn’t resist.” You lace your fingers behind your back, still grinning.

“Whatever.” He stands to his feet, grumbling under his breath, cheeks bright pink. “...Inanna,” Her head lifts up to him, they exchange looks for a moment, “...Make sure she doesn’t get eaten… or drown… or whatever, please.” Inanna gives a small bark and a tail wag.

Before he leaves to give you some privacy, he looks to you, “...I’ll be over there... if you need me…”, pointing to a large set of boulders approximately seven or eight yards away. You nod, thanking him.

Muriel shuffles away behind the boulders as you let down your hair. Once you stop heading the rattling of his chains, you start to take off the rest of your clothes and wash them. Once they were clean, you lay them out on a nearby low hanging branch, you were able to muster a drying spell, so you wouldn’t have to wait hours from your clothes to dry. Last thing anyone needs is someone getting a cold. You take a step into the cool water, audibly shivering and chattering your teeth. “It’s colder than yesterday!” Once in the water you quickly start to get used to the temperature and start to wash off the mud starting with your hair then working your way down your arms then your breasts, then the rest of your body. Inanna watching you with one eye open, lying comfortably, soaking up the warmth of the sun.

The water isn’t the ideal temperature, but it does feel good on your sore body. You sit there in the shallow water, your legs tucked into your chest, breasts pressed tightly to the top of your thighs. Letting your hair soak, you stare into the beautiful clear sky peeking through the branches. You slowly close your eyes. You can't help but think about the day before when Muriel took you finishing in this same river. You think about how broad his bare chest is, how detailed his abdomen is, how rugged but handsome his face is, how good he looked being in his own element, how close your body was to his, especially when he scooped you into his bare chest when you tumbled into the water after trying to catch a fish. Your face is starting to feel warm and the corners of your mouth start to lift upward in delight. You can’t shake the feeling of yearning to be back into his warm embrace, as you squeeze your legs a little tighter. A thought suddenly creeps about how you’d like to kiss his lips, how you’d like to feel your soft naked breasts pressed against his warm inviting chest. A sharp aroused pulse spouts from between your thighs.

You quickly open your eyes, you sputter and flounder in the water and start to slightly panic of the sudden thoughts and feelings. You startle poor Inanna, her head and ears pointing to your direction as you suddenly convulse in the water. You stand up out of the water, splashing your face repeatedly with the cool water, take a deep breath, quickly submerging your body fully underwater, and exhale a muffled scream, creating large air bubbles on the surface. You come up gasping for air, rubbing your eyes, trying to physically shake the thought out of your head. Stop that! Get yourself together, Rhemi! You both have a job to do!

You are alarmed by Inanna’s wet tongue licking your cheek and neck. You look over at her, she has an anxious look on her face. “Sorry, Inanna. I’m ok. I’m just being an idiot.” You reassure her by scratching behind her ear until she relaxes, but she doesn’t seem to be convinced. You sit up, your trunk out of the water, you nipples hard from the cold air hitting your wet skin. You hug her neck, petting her rough fur and sigh, “...What’s wrong with me, Inanna?” She nuzzles her face and starts to lick behind your ear comfortingly.

Inanna pulls away. “Inanna?” She looks towards a bush, her fur starts to rise, and she lowers her head, and muffles a defensive low snarl. “What-- what is it?”, you whisper as you cover your breasts with your arms quickly. The thick bushes start to rustle. You squeak and submerge frantically back into the water to hide yourself from the intruder. Slowly a sleek reddish, orange fox emerges from the thick bushes fearlessly. Inanna’s fur relaxes slightly, but still keeps her eyes locked on the fox.

You feel relieved, sighing, “Oh, it’s only a cute little fox.” It starts to sniff the air around the bank of the river, as you watch it unconcerned. It comes over to your clothes, sniffing them, then rubbing their face into them, then starts to scratch at them. You stiffen a little. “Hey now, little foxy!” It looks over to you, you swear it looked you up and down, “...please be careful with thoses, I need them.” It twitches its ears. Inanna starts to silently square up to the fox. Tension in the air starts to build, Inanna steps her front paw closer, and lets out a low growl. You start to get a bad feeling in your chest. Don’t. Don’t do it....

In one quick movement, the fox snatches your clothes, including your traveling cloak, leaving only your shoes, underwear, and your belt.

“Hey---Hey!--HEY!” You scream, spring out of the water butt naked, soaking wet, “GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!” The fox darts almost disappearing into a bush, Inanna cut it’s off, barking and growling. You both chase the little clothes-stealing orange bastard. “Inanna, don’t let it get away!”

Muriel comes running away from the boulder, “Rhemi! What’s wrong--”.

You squat down, sitting on your ass, crossing your ankles, squeezing your arms around your knees tightly trying to cover everything, screaming, “HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!”

To be continued....

Part 2-> https://madllamamomma.tumblr.com/post/610887324872605697/part-2-muriel-x-mc-hijinks-not-really-smut-but

Part 3-> https://madllamamomma.tumblr.com/post/610981489093623808/part-3-conclusion-of-my-low-key-muriel-x-mc

#the arcana #the arcana game #muriel #muriel x apprentice #muriel x mc #smut #muriel smut #arcana #arcana smut #funny #the mountain man

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yamamuragaku · 5 years

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AFTER 2nd LIVE ~REUNION~ MC

These MC segments were originally part of the event, AFTER 2nd LIVE ~REUNION~.

1 MC (IDOLiSH7+TRIGGER+Re:vale)

Riku: Everyone! Hello!

REUNION has finally started!

Tenn: We were able to return here after 1 year!

No matter how many times I look at it, this scenery is the best!

Yuki: We’ll perform the greatest performance today, so everyone, enjoy it until the end.

Riku: Ohh, it’s quickly getting fired up!

Tamaki: Hey! Playing with water was fun!

Nagi: Shall we do that?

Yamato: “That”?

Mitsuki: Do that?

Riku: Arena!

Tenn: My turn. Stands!

Yuki: Then I’ll do it too. Lawn!

Riku: Next, I can see them well! Standing spectators!

Momo: Whoa. There too!

Mitsuki: Boys and girls, let’s have fun!

Everyone: Yay!

Riku: Well then, let’s each introduce ourselves one by one. First is Iori!

Iori: Okay. Hello everyone!

I’ll do my best this summer as well. Look forward to it!

Yamato: Everyone, it’s been a long time!

Thanks for coming today.

Let’s all get excited!

Mitsuki: How is everyone?!

Today, let’s get pumped up together!

Tamaki: Everyone, what did you have for breakfast this morning?!

I had a banana!

I’m really happy we could meet. Let’s have fun together!

Sogo: Hello, everyone.

Thank you for coming to see us!

Please have fun today!

Nagi: Hi! Everyone, this day has finally come. We’ll perform a fantastic live for you!

Riku: Hello! I’m really happy

that so many people gathered

to see our live! I’ll sing with all my heart!

Gaku: Thank you for coming here today, guys!

We’ll show you TRIGGER’s full power.

Let’s have the greatest summer!

Tenn: Hello, everyone.

Get even more excited with us.

Let’s have fun together!

Ryunosuke: Haisai!

I’m so happy

that I got to see everyone’s sunny smiles!

I’ll be sure to sing from the bottom of my heart!

Momo: Everyone, are you well nya?

Let’s spend a fun day

together!

Yuki: Thank you so much for coming here today.

I wanted to see everyone for so long.

Mitsuki: Now that self-introductions are over,

it’s IDOLiSH7’s turn to have fun!

Yamato: TRIGGER and Re:vale, see you later!

Momo: Good luck!

Gaku: I’m leaving it to you!

Ryunosuke: See you later!

Riku: Well then! Everyone, are you ready to have fun?!

We are…

Everyone: IDOLiSH7!

Riku: Now then, please listen.

Everyone: “Viva! Fantastic Life!!!!!!!”

2 MC (IDOLiSH7)

Yamato: Once again, we are…

Everyone: IDOLiSH7!

Iori: Nanase-san, it really is an amazing view.

Riku: You looked cool while you were singing, Iori!

Iori: It just happened that way.

Tamaki: Yay! Everyone, how was our performance?!

Nagi: Wooh…! It was the best!

Yamato: You’re in high spirits.

Mitsuki: I want us to remember the choreography together!

Sogo: We were able to perform various songs.

Iori: Well, this live is called “REUNION”,

and we were able to reunite here once again. Nanase-san.

Riku: Thank you so much!

I’m glad we could meet again…!

Riku: We will continue to sing our best,

and head towards a new dream!

Riku: Everyone, come along with us!

3 MC (ŹOOĻ)

Haruka: We are…

Everyone: ŹOOĻ!

Haruka: Are you guys ready?

Go ahead and devote yourselves to ŹOOĻ. (1)

Toma: I’m here with the best members, the best audience, and the best stage! Let’s get excited until we lose our voices today!

Minami: We’ll show you the greatest show.

Will you let me hear your voices until the end?

Torao: I’ve been waiting for a day like this.

Hey, let’s enjoy our live together!

Toma: Everyone, let’s have a great day!

Minami: Hehe…everyone here too!

Torao: Guys, are you having fun?!

Haruka: Hey you 3, don’t suddenly go there!

Torao: Why not, the stage is so wide!

Toma: Hahah! Yeah!

Minami: I’m sweating….

Toma: …I’m really happy

we got to come here.

If you don’t mind, can you call out ŹOOĻ’s name?

Haruka: Everyone, will you join us?

Minami: Let us hear your beautiful voices.

Torao: Everyone in the venue, please.

Toma: All together now…

Everyone: ŹOOĻ!!

4 MC (TRIGGER)

Tenn: Hello, everyone!

We are…

Everyone: TRIGGER!!

Ryunosuke: Thanks for listening, everyone!

Tenn: We were able to stand on this stage once again.

Thank you!

Gaku: I’m glad the 3 of us could sing together!

Tenn: This view is amazing.

Everyone, are you having fun?

Ryunosuke: We just started,

but let’s stay hydrated and have fun!

Gaku: Get excited over water!

Tenn: How thrilling.

Ryunosuke: Everyone, only fun things are going to happen today!

Gaku: Yeah!

Tenn: I’m really happy

that I got to see everyone at this stage!

Everyone: Thank you!

Tenn: We, TRIGGER, were able to come this far

with the help of everyone.

Tenn: Please listen to the song

of our new beginning,

and our historic new step.

5 MC (MEZZO”)

Sogo: Hello, everyone!

We are…

Everyone: MEZZO”!!

Tamaki: Soo-chan, I’m so glad

we could come here again!

Sogo: I know, Tamaki-kun!

I’m so thankful

for everyone who’s cheered us on!

Tamaki: Thanks, everyone!

Sogo: Thank you!

Tamaki: This live is not just us,

everyone helped make it.

Sogo: Yes. Everyone helped make it.

So did everyone in the venue!

Tamaki: Everyone is holding penlights,

fans, or towels.

Sogo: We’re just 2 people, but in this way,

we’ve all made it a real live.

It’s reassuring.

Sogo: Since you’re all here,

shall we go on to the next song?

Tamaki: Okay!

Sogo: Today the weather is unfortunate,

but the sun has set, and I think

there will surely be moonlight in the sky.

Tamaki: Soo-chan, you’re so cool! It’s just like the song!

Everyone: Well then, please listen.

6 MC (Re:vale)

Momo: Everyone, are you having fun nya?!

We are…

Everyone: Re:vale!

Momo: Thanks for listening to our song!

Yuki: Was it exciting?

Momo: We sure got excited,

but shall we re-hydrate, Yuki?!

Yuki: Sure, Momo. Let’s toast with everyone.

Yuki: To Re:vale…

Everyone: Cheers!!

Momo: Next, shall we do that?!

Yuki: Ah, that.

Girls!

Yuki: Don’t lose to them. Boys!

Momo: Wow, everyone is in high spirits!

Momo: However, so as to not get sick,

be sure to stay hydrated, and wipe up your sweat!

Yuki: Momo is cool even when he sweats.

Momo: Yuki, ikemen…!

Yuki: Hehe.

On to the next song. Let’s go, Momo.

Momo: Okay! Let’s sing, Yuki!

7 Intermission (Kinako and Pudding)

8 MC (REUNION)

Riku: ŹOOĻ is here with us

to say our final goodbyes.

First is Natsume-san!

Minami: Thanks. It was great that I got to sing with these members on this stage in front of everyone.

Did you all have fun?

Next time, let’s have a naughty time together.

Torao: There’s a lot I want to say,

but I feel like I can’t say them well, so I’ll say just 1 thing.

I’m happy I got to stand on this stage.

I want to meet you guys again someday.

Toma: I’m really happy that you all called ŹOOĻ’s name!

So that I can hear your cheers once again,

I’ll sing with all my heart. Thank you so much!

Haruka: I was happy I could see this view.

Can the 4 of us perform again?

We’ll show you something even more amazing, so wait for us!

Ryunosuke: When I stood on the stage like this, from everyone who came to see us today, I felt so energized from your feelings spread from afar.

Let me see your smiles again!

Gaku: I’m really happy that I got to see this amazing scenery. I’m glad if you were moved from how much I put into my singing.

Continue to stay by my side!

Tenn: Everyone, did your heart pound? Mine did too.

I felt that we were all connected by feelings like joy and happiness.

I’m glad I could sing!

Yuki: Everyone, did you have fun? I had a lot of fun!

I thought the 16 of us were like a family.

Perhaps Momo is the dad, and I am the mom.

Yuki: I’m glad I got to share all these feelings of gratitude with everyone.

I look forward to seeing everyone once more. See you again.

Momo: Everyone! Today was fun!

Momo: The fresh and cool IDOLiSH7, the cool and stylish TRIGGER, the beastly and wild ŹOOĻ and us, Re:vale—I want to meet again as a family! Thank you so much!

Tamaki: Everyone! Do you like us?!

I love you too!

Tamaki: When the rehearsal for this live started, and I thought I could wear this again with everyone, I was so excited.

Thank you for these 2 days! Let’s meet again!

Sogo: Was today fun? I also had fun!

I thought that I was able to see this scenery because of strong light of 16 people, and because our fans were here.

We will meet again. Surely, definitely, Maybe!

Iori: Thank you for showing us this rare scenery once again.

I look forward to your continued support.

We will stand on this stage once again. Absolutely!

Nagi: I’m really happy I got to sing on this stage with everyone, and see everyone’s smiles.

Please come listen to us again!

Are you happy?

Mitsuki: Thanks to all your support, this live was even better than before! Thank you so much!

Mitsuki: I was really glad to stand on the same stage with 7 people!

Continue to support us! Thank you!

Yamato: Isn’t IDOLiSH7 great?!

We get to share these great memories, and I get to be the leader of these amazing members. Isn’t that great?

Yamato: I’ll do my best to lead until the next stage. Until then, look forward to it! Good night.

Riku: These 2 days filled with everyone’s love ended so soon. It’s so sad…!

Riku: I’m the center, so I often stand in the front, but today, when I walked under the fountains and I could see everyone’s backs, I thought, ah, I’m glad I could sing with these members.

Riku: Next year, the year after, in 10 years, or even 20 years, I want to always sing with these members, and these 16 people. I believe it’s possible as long as our fans are here! Let’s meet again!

Everyone: Thank you!

(1) The literal meaning is to bury [your] bones.

#idolish7 #event story #translation

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ecmlol · 5 years

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“ it’s ok . Jude gets a little grumpy too at bed time” noah says

Jude pokes his head out of the freshly sprayed bathroom and give noah a look as to say really?.

“So where’s my birthday boy at Mr Hot mic.” Patty says in a flirty way.

Jude pokes his head out again.

“Well that sexy son of yours is getting his dental hygiene on at the moment.”noah says

“ oh ok then how is my handsome son in law.”

Jude is wondering why his mother is flirting with his husband as he spits and rinses his mouth.

“ ok ok I’m done you can stop flirting with my husband now don’t you have your own?” jude says

“ oh my god noah how do you put up with this jealousy issues.”

Noah sits up and pats the bed in between his legs so jude knows where to sit at.

“ I like it , it just apart of his love languages.”

Jude loves that noah gets him.

“ I will be worried when he stops being jealous.” Noah says

Jude smiles and takes a seat.

“There’s my beautiful baby boy”

Justice starts to sing happy birthday .

Noah and Patty starts to sings along. Jude starts to blush.

The singing ends

“Awwww are you blushing?” Patty says

“ no ..”

Noah kisses his shoulders.

“ it’s ok if you are Dane “ noah whispers against the side of Jude’s head.

“ it’s just I haven’t had anyone sing me happy birthday in a long time.” Jude says quietly as he wipes his eyes with the back of his hand.

Zero didn’t do birthdays so he never did anything for his.It was just a nother day.

Noah wraps his arms around jude and hold him closer to him.

Jude straightens ups and wipes his face again.

Jude sees that Justice has her Jude bear back.

“ how did you get your bear back?”jude ask

“I got it in the mail today”Justice says

“ it came with the nicest apology note from Brandon too”patty adds

“ wow isn’t that great Jude “noah says

“ yeah wow that’s awesome “ jude says

“ he explained everything jude . It was a accident baby.”

“Do you believe him”jude ask

“ yes I do,think hes being sincere baby”

“ ok”jude leans back and sighs.

“ baby we have to go it’s getting late and this one need to go to bed.”

“ thanks for calling”jude says

“ your welcome baby I love you so much”Patty say

“ bye jude bye noah “Justice say

Jude and Noah both say good bye and hang up

Noah isnt ready to let jude go just yet.

“ what are you thinking about?”

“ Brandon.”

“ want to talk about it.”

“ maybe I’m wrong about him maybe Brandon really is having problems with the whole split personality thing.”

“ you really thing your dad would lie?”

“ it’s Oscar “

“ the same guy that came to the wedding and helped you with eve and to keep the Devils. Prison changes people. Sometime for the better.”

“ true maybe he really has changed. He hangs out with your dads which is weird what could they even be talking about.” Jude say

“ maybe they are teaching him about being a good parent.”

“ your dads do seem awesome despite them not exactly liking me”

“ they never said they didn’t like you. You just aren’t what they expected.”

“ from the looks of them they are pretty opposite.”

“ true they are blue collar white collar pops is a artist and my dad a foodie ,one likes sport the other would rather watch cooking shows.”

“ ok well I have my whole life to change there view of me”

“ I wish you would stop thinking there is something wrong with how they see you. You are uptight Jude . The giant bottle of half used lube proves that and there is nothing wrong with being a walking talking wound tight, tight ass person .I love it . I just hope you don’t have a heart attack or anything because of it.”

Jude frowns

“ not funny noah “

Noah kisses Jude’s pouted lips.

“ your so adorable when you pout.” Noah kisses him again.

“ no I’m not”jude says

“ so it’s your birthday what would you like seeing you have everything. Your favorite car the team..”

“ I don’t know I’m pretty happy with everything in my life.” Jude say with a small smile on his face

“ ok I guess I can’t really buy you anything. So how about 15 kisses and 15 birthday spankings.”

“ oh 15 that’s it?”jude smile.

“30 total”

“ oh so you are being stingy with your affection huh?” Jude crosses his arms and acts like he’s offended.

Noah laughs

“ I’m being stingy huh?”

“ yeah you are “Jude says in a challenging tone.

Noah gets up and playful shoves Jude to his side of the bed . Jude lands face down and his butt facing Noah.

Smack! Jude smiles and jerks a little.

“ one”

Smack .smack .smack .smack

“5”

Noah smirks to him self and loses his shirt and boxers and lays in bed

“ hey that was only five”

“ it’s only 1218 am I have a whole day to tap that ass and kiss you.”noah says before kissing Jude’s cheek,jaw,nose, temple and forehead. Noah lays down and he can feel jude glaring at the back of his head.

Jude clears his throat.

“ yes my Dane can I help you?” Noah turns over to look at Jude.

“ thank you I the little spoon tonight remember ” Jude lays down and wiggles him self as close to noah as he can.

“ goodnight” jude say

.Two can play that game. Jude thought to himself.

Noah smiles to himself and wraps a arm around jude and buries his face in Jude’s pillow.

“ love you my Dane happy birthday ”

“ love you more .Jude smile and rolls his eyes.

The next morning Jude is woken up to the smell of bacon in the air .

Noah walks in sweaty wearing his gray cut off sweat pants and a red tank top.

“ raise and shine birthday boy.”

“ wow breakfast in bed?”

“Yes its all most done” noah walks over and kisses Jude’s neck.

“ six”

Noah kisses jude 4 more times on his neck and on his forehead.

“ 10”

Jude groans.

“ what ?”noah say innocently

“ you know what “ jude says as noah tries to retreat form the bed.

Jude grabs him by his hand and pulls him back.

“Wooh “ noah falls back into Jude’s lap

Noah smiles. Jude cups Noah’s face and kisses him on the lips.

“ 11,12,13”

“ no I kissed you so that doesn’t count “

“ fine”noah rolls Jude on top of him and kisses jude kiss more passionately this time and then gets up.

“13”

“ hope this breakfast come with a quickie.” Jude shout s as noah runs out the bedroom.

“If we have time”noah say

“ Jude hops up and heads to the bath so he can ambush noah in the kitchen

As Jude finishes up in the bathroom he can now smell cinnamon. Cinnamon is one of his favorite.

Jude peeps into the kitchen it’s a bit of a mess and see noah bent over and is pulling something that smells like heaven out.

Jude sneaks behind noah.

“ what are you doing?”noah looks up and see jude ‘s reflection in the oven door.

Jude hops up on the only clean part of the counter and lays down. He tries to act cool and tries to pose casually.

As noah dips the cinnamon goodness in butter and then in cinnamon and sugar Jude tries to be sexy and almost falls off the counter.

“ Dane please don’t kill yourselves trying to be sexy because you my Dane are sex on two legs to me “

Noah places the cinnamon goodness on a plate. Noah turns and almost drops the plate. Jude is laid out naked with bacon only covering his bits and pieces with a piece of bacon hanging out of his mouth.

“So .... quickie?”jude said mumbles around the bacon

Noah puts the plate down.

“Bring those with you “Jude say after he finishes the bacon in his mouth.

A hour and a half later.

At the arena.

Lionel is on the phone with Eve and German who are at the airport.

“ Has The cake arrived yet?”Eve asked

“ yes final it better be good.im glad I texted noah to stall Jude from coming to work too early “Lionel said. Lionel didn’t tell them she meet Brandon today and she thought she’d have to kick Noah’s ass for a second. She figured it out when she called Noah to chew him out.

“Hey Lionel we have to go I see them.” German says

They quickly say their good byes and hang up.

Lionel hangs up and turns around. The first thing she sees is jude half dress and then Noah who is in the same messy shape. They are both smiling and eating something.

“ Are my socks in your pockets?”Noah ask

“ maybe give me a second. this would have been easier if we had a bigger car.” Jude says . They have been talking about it but noah doesn’t want a new car because it’s paid for and Jude doesn’t want to give up his car because he like Porsche so much. noah thinks his car is big enough for a family .

“ we have been talking about it. do you have a pair of underwear in your pocket too I’m free balling it and it’s not a good look“ noah asked as he is putting his belt on. Noah doesn’t want to sound irritated about it.

Jude starts to pull out one sock and two ties but no underwear.

“No underwear but I have two ties”

“Ok that works. Don’t worry about the underwear I think I have a extra pair in my office you never know when you might need it.”noah says thinking about last night stomach issue.

Jude final puts his suit jacket on .

“ I think I have cinnamon and sugar on the back of my neck”

“ oh your lucky thats the only place you have it at my balls feel gritty “noah say

Jude couldnt help but to laugh and think about eat a part of his breakfast off of Noah.

They are half way to Lionel now.

“ do I look ok?”jude says

Noah fixes Jude’s hair a little.

“ perfect . What about me ?“noah ask

Jude dust off Noah’s face and shirt

“ ok your good now”

“ wait your shoes look funny.”noah tell jude

Jude looks down.

“ what’s wrong with them?”

“ you have my other shoe and I have yours .” Noah kicks off Jude’s shoe and Jude does the same.Then they swap shoes.

“ ok I have to go.” Noah say after a quick kiss and a quick slap on the ass.

“ 25”noah says as he walks away.

Lionel nods to Noah.

“ well happy birthday to my favorite ex step son.” Lionel say with a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“ thanks I can’t wait to get this over with I hate being interviewed and I hate talking to large crowds ”

“ unless it’s noah ? Right?”lionel says

“ exactly it’s easy with him but I don’t think he’s working for the local news channel.

“No but he will be someone that interviews you today.

Lionel and Jude start to walk toward the court.

“ do I even want to know why you’re late?”

“ I’m sure you can guess.” Jude smiles

Minutes later Jude is at center court welcoming everyone to family day.

The first one of Noah’s videos starts to play on the Jumbotron . All of the rookies appear and Noah is interviewing them. The video is called who’s new in devilnation. Jude and Lionel are off to the side watching the video.The next video is all about the old player there is a birth announcement, an pregnancy announcement, and a engagement announce.

The screen goes black

“ and here’s your wedding video”lionel tells jude.

The Jumbotron goes dark and the first pictures of their of their wedding pop up. First the out side of the chapel with there wedding date comes on the screen.

Out of no where noah appears at Jude sides.

“ hey”

“ hi”

Noah Jude and Lionel are standing side by side watching the video.

“ I don’t think I have ever seen you smile so much or so freaked out“Lionel tells jude.

“ freak out?”noah asked jude

“ I thought you changed your mind.”

“ what !I was only like a few minutes late” noah leans in and says.

“You know how I get some times. Can we not talk about this while I’m trying to enjoy your master piece” jude says as he elbows noah.

“This was the best day of my life right next to getting the devils.” Jude says

Noah smiles.

“It was my favorite day too. And it was perfect.”noah says

“ ab-so-freakin-loty”jude finds Noah’s hand and holding it. The warmth of Noah’s hand helps jude calm his emotions.Jude takes a deep breath and wipes his eyes with the back of his hand.

The video is over and the screen goes black.

A pretapped message from noah comes up.

“ hey big guy. I just wanted to tell you how happy I am to be able to wake next to you everyday. So devil nation join me in wishing the king of la and my amazing husband a happy 30th birthday!

The Jumbotron lights up and the words for happy birthday come on .

The whole arena starts to sing.

“ close your eyes”noah tells jude

“ what?”

Noah covers Jude’s eye and they shuffle around.

Noah removes his hands from Jude’s eyes

About 60 feet away there is a devils backdrop and one of the largest cakes Jude has ever seen. The cake is made to look like the arena and the parking lot. They even have toy cars in the parking lot.There is enough cake for everyone in the arena.

Jude looks at noah and smiles.

Jude takes Noah’s hand closes his eyes and makes a wish. Jude opens his eyes and sees his father mother , and both his father in-laws walking around the back drop.

“ so are you surprised?” Lionel says

“ very” Jude’s says as he watche both his parent coming to toward him from two different sides.

“Hey baby”patty says

“ son”oscar says

Jude turns toward his dad and takes a step. Oscar reaches out and pats him on the shoulders. Oscar smiles and then awkwardly hugs him.

“ you have made me a very proud man.”oscar says

Jude didn’t know what to say. He doesn’t know how long he has waited to hear him say that.

“ thank you”so far today has been the best birthday that Jude can remember.

Jude gets tapped on the shoulder.

“ Jude “ patty hugs Jude tightly around the neck and kisses his cheek.

“ I can’t believe you’re both here.”

“ it wasn’t easy” Lionel say

Jude turns to Lionel

“ thank you”

“ well this was a group effort” noah says.

“ we all helped” German says pointing to Eve.

If this was a way Eve was trying to get into good graces with jude then it is working.

“ thank you”

Noah’s camera man is hovering around to catch any great moment of Jude’s birthday celebration.

“ can I get a few pictures of you and your family “ Jeremy ask jude

“ sure I definitely want a copy of the ones with my parents and me . I need proof that miracle are real.” Jude says with a smile. Jude is going to frame the picture and it’s going to be the first thing that goes on the baby’s wall .

In the middle of a picture with just jude and his dad something yanks at his pants leg.jude jerks a little and looks down between his legs.

Justice pokes her head out from under the cake table.

“ surprise!”

“ hey “ Jude bends down and pulls her from under the table.

Justice laughs at jude lifts her in the air and then puts her down.

“ I totally forgot she was under there “ patty say with embarrassment written all over her face.

“ Stellar parenting Patricia” Oscar says

“ oh no “ noah say under her breath.

“ after pictures Oscar go to you’re corner.” Lionel says

German and eve stood proudly next to Lionel .

“ your feisty .”patty says

“ yes she is “ German say.

Jude tells Justice to go hang with their mom while he finishes taking pictures with Oscar.

A few minutes later Jude is done with taking pictures for the arena.

Jude walks over to the small crowd of friends and family.Jude’s father in laws are first to greets him.

“ happy birthday Jude “Chester says as he gives Jude a bear hug.

“ happy birthday son” marshal says with a hug that reminds him of Noah.

“ thank you guys for coming”jude say. At the moment jude is a little overwhelming.

“ your welcome when Noah told us about it we couldn’t miss it.”Marshal says

“ The three of us flow in together. Thank you for the invitation Noah” Oscar

“ not a problem.” Noah say

“ why don’t you all go and enjoy family day” jude suggest

German and eve head off telling lionel that they will see her later.

“ Jude I was hoping to spend some times with you and give you your birthday gift.”

“ you got me a gift?”Jude says in complete shock.

“ i have a few interviews in about .” Jude checks his watch.

“In 10 minutes we can talk after?”

“ of course jude . Go. Meet me outside on the loading dock afterward Jude”

Patty rolls her eyes

“ loading dock?”jude says

Oscar walks away before answering Jude’s question .

Jude looks at noah and mouths loading dock?Noah smiles and shrugs.

“ trying to make up for lost time with expensive gifts isnt going to change things.Bastard” Patty says out loud to herself.

At the moment Jude feels like he’s on the spot and it make him feel like he is off his game. Jude all ready has a lot on his plate with the new season , his brother lurking around and the baby on the way . Having his parents feuding isn’t helping anything.

“ and get sober starting a whole new life isn’t going too erase past either.” Jude says and walks away leaving Patty shocked and unsure what to do or say

“ Mom I want some cake please.”justice say pointing to the cake that is being cut not to far from where they are standing. Patty blinks and focus on her youngest.

“Of course sweetie we can get you a piece.

Noah follows after Jude

“ hey you ok?”

“ was all of this your idea?”jude asked

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scottmcwinchester · 6 years

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Oh I get it, I'm with you, Salome should be there, I meant that we don't know what happens inside their relationship, Vidal childrens didn't have to travel tho; Still I would have love to see Salo running on the field, and yes, Daniela and Salome were with James mom, last weekend they celebrated her Birthday, they didn't just send the cake, it was a surprise "party". And I LOLed with your eggs coment :) ha ha; but I hope that is not her, is her managment (other clients posted the same)

Okay thank GOD about the eggs thing because i was like ‘WHAT IS THIS’ adkl;fjasdlk;fj wooh *wipes forehead sweat off*

but yesssss. I really want some quality Salome time lol

#ask #anon

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sadproseswift · 7 years

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me: *wiping sweat off my forehead* wooh! it’s been a long day vying for taylor swift’s attention!

#taylor swift #taylorswift #ts #reputation #mine #taylurking

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randomfanfictiontime · 7 years

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Let’s Party, Shanks (Part 2)

**(LAST PART)**

(Part 1) here

Summary: After a few drinks, a run-in with Sonya, and a helpful Minho... you finally work up the courage to talk to Newt. Needless to say, the night takes an unexpected turn.

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Word Count: 1705

Warning(s): None, maybe angst if you squint

(A/N): I FINALLY FINISHED IT, OMG IT TOOK ME FOREVER! I’m so sorry that you guys had to wait so long for this. Like I’ve said, I haven’t been in a writing mood all summer. But, I think I’m getting my groove back (and right at the end of summer, go figure). Hopefully, I’ll be posting a lot more content, more often. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this part!

It had been about an hour since you arrived at the party, and since Minho led you to where the alcoholic drinks were. Normally, you wouldn't be one for underage drinking. But, Teresa was right; the past week had been stressful as hell. You thought it was time to loosen up a bit. With that said, you may have had more than a few drinks.

"Woah, (Y/N). That's like your fourth refill." Minho pointed out as he was still nursing his second drink.

"So what? Now your monitoring me and my drink intake? Usually you're encouraging this. What's the problem, now?"

"I just think that you should take it easy. I know that you're trying to forget about Newt, but-"

"Says who," you snap, stopping your movements. "All I'm trying to do is have fun and you're ruining it for me. So, slim off."

"(Y/N)-"

"I said slim it!" Before he could react to your outburst, you saw someone through the corner of your eye saunter up to you.

"(Y/N)." Her voice was slightly lilted with venom laced within. You knew right away exactly who it was.

"Sonya. To what do I owe the disdain?" Her eyes were narrowed as her hands balled up into fists. Her posse blocked the door way, so there was no way to escape. You raised an eye-brow up at her as she stomped up to you. Before you could back away, she swung out her right hand and slapped you...hard. You stumbled back due to the sudden force and you brought your hand up to gently touch your cheek, wincing as you did so.

"What the hell was that for?!" You yelled at the same time that Minho had shouted her name. He came up to and had to hold you back before you lunged at her.

"You know exactly what that was for, bitch!" You could have sworn that you saw her eyes glisten with fresh tears.

"If I knew 'exactly' what that was for, I wouldn't have asked, dumbass!" By now, the shouting that erupted from the both of you had been heard throughout the party. People were beginning to circle the three of you, wondering what was going to happen next.

"Newt broke up with me." She seethed. 'What? He did?' You thought, before shaking your head. You had to focus at the task at hand.

"And how the hell am I responsible for that? It's not my fault that you're too bitchy and whiny for him." She scoffed.

"You little-"

"That's enough!" Minho barked, coming to stand in between the two of you. You and Sonya glared at the other, completely ignoring him.

"Sonya, leave. You are no longer allowed at my parties. As for you, (Y/N), you should probably get some air. Come on." Minho grabbed ahold of your arm and dragged you outside. You were breathing heavily as the cold air stung your already bruising cheek.

"Are you okay?" He mumbled, slowing down his pace to match yours as the both of you walk the perimeter of his pool.

"Fine. She slapped the drunkenness right out of me."

"At least one good came out of that." He joked. You didn't really feel like laughing, though.

"How long have they been broken up?" You knew that Minho knew. He was his best friend, after all.

"Since last night. They had this huge fight when he told her that he was dumping her."

"And he didn't even tell me?" Minho sighed, stopping completely.

"Look, (Y/N). You've gotta understand that he didn't really have a choice in ignoring you."

"What do you mean?" You stopped, too, facing him.

"It was Sonya. She threatened that she'd do something if he didn't stop talking to you."

"Oh yeah? And what could have she possibly done? Maybe slap me again? She hits like a little bitch, pretty sure I can take her on."

"No, more like ruin your life. She promised that she'd get you expelled. You remember that kid, Steve?"

"Uhm, no."

"Exactly."

"Okay, so if he broke up with her, then why couldn't he talk to me again?"

"I don't know. You need to talk to him about it."

"What, now?" He shrugged, beginning to walk off.

"Now's as good of a time as any." You stood there, silent and debating. It took you a full five minutes to make a decision. But, eventually, you made one.

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And an hour later, you stood in front of a broad, white house. Taking a deep breath, you walked up the steps and hurriedly knocked on the door. You wanted to get it over with, before you could change your mind.

"This is stupid..." you mumbled to your self after waiting for a couple of minutes, waiting for the door to open. Shaking your head, you turn and begin to walk down the steps. That is, until you heard the door squeak open and a familiar voice spoke.

"(Y/N)?" Freezing in your place, you slowly turn around. A few feet in front of you stood Newt. He had a plain black t-shirt and a pair of gray sweats on. His hair was sort of messy, but styled just enough to look pretty decent.

"Hey, Newt." You mumble nervously, wrapping your arms around yourself.

"What're you-"

"I heard about the break-up..." He sighed, bringing his hand up to scratch the back of his neck.

"Yeah."

"What made you do it? If you don't my asking," you added quickly.

"I just... wasn't feeling it anymore." You merely nodded, shivering slightly as you stood in your spot. Newt, without a word, walked inside his house, closing the door behind him. You made a little sound, scoffing. 'Geez, if he wanted me to leave, he could've just asked.'

Shaking your head in disbelief, you begin to turn around and head home. That was before you heard the squeak of the door behind you. Newt had returned with a blanket, draping it over your shoulders.

"You looked cold." He shrugged as you stared at him with wide eyes.

"Thank you." He sat down on the porch steps, inviting you to sit with him.

"So, I can guess why you're here. And I can explain." You draped half of the blanket over him as he began.

"Sonya... she's used to getting what she wants. And when we started dating, she wanted me to cut off contact with you immediately. She saw how close we were, and she got jealous. When I told her no, she was outraged. She threatened so many things. Things like 'I'm gonna break up with you,' 'I will ruin you,'" His voice lifted up a couple octaves to imitate Sonya's voice and you chuckled a bit. He smiled briefly before it dropped.

"Of course, I didn't listen to her. You're my best friend and no one was going to come in between that. Boy, did she try, though. It only really started working once she started threatening you. And because her dad's the superintendent, she could easily get you suspended, or expelled. I know how excited you are for college, and I just couldn't risk it. So I cut you off. It was wrong, I know. I should've just broken up with her, right then and there. But, I don't know... I'm really sorry." He trailed off, looking at the stream of mist that emitted from his lips as he talked. You always could read him like a book, and right now... he was remorseful. He missed you, you could see that. And boy, did you miss him.

"Now that it's over between you both..." you paused as he looked at you with those big, brown eyes of his. "Are you going to actually start talking to me again?" He nodded vigorously. Smiling, you grabbed his cold hand with yours.

"Then, all is forgiven." He grinned, maneuvering his arm so that it was wrapped around you under the blanket, pulling you into his chest.

"Good, because I missed you, a lot."

"Mmm, I missed you too, Newtie Patooty." You grinned as you used his nickname that he says he hates, but probably secretly loves.

"Probably more than I should..." he mumbled, so quietly you almost didn't catch it."

"What do you mean?" He shifted uneasily.

"If I tell you something, will you promise me that it won't ruin our friendship?" You nodded, skeptical. He took in a deep breath.

"Wooh, okay here we go. Okay," he turned so that he could look you in the eyes once again.

"That wasn't the only reason that I broke up with Sonya."

"Ok-"

"No, let me finish, please. Before I talk myself out of it." He muttered the last part. You merely nod.

"Okay, so the other reason is because... because I realized that I was in love with someone else..." he looked up at you, slowly, hesitantly. You shook your head slightly in confusion. He continued,

"That someone else is my best friend..." It clicked. You, he was talking about you. You were the someone else. He fell in love with you! Despite knowing this, you decided to feign confusion. You wanted him to say it outright. Furrowing your eyebrows, you shake your head.

"I don't understand..."

"Yeah, well. I can't help who I love." You looked into his eyes, a serious expression plastered across your features.

"You're in love with Thomas? This whole time-" He cut you off, jerking to the side. He looked at you as if to see if you were being serious. Not being able to fake it anymore, you bust out laughing, holding your stomach. Once you calmed down a bit, you managed to form a coherent sentence.

"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry but the look on your face..." You sigh, wiping a tear away.

"No, I'm not gay. I'm in love with you, (Y/N). I figured it was pretty obvious, to be honest." He scratched the back of his neck, chuckling a bit, nervously.

"Well, just so you know..." you turned his face towards yours and softly kissed his lips. He almost immediately returned it, bringing his hand up to caress your cheek. When you pulled away, you rested your forehead on his. You whisper, softly,

"I'm in love with you, too."

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