#a 100 himbo

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Mu Qing: *Laying on the floor*

Xie Lian: sooo... Feng Xin said he liked you?

Mu Qing: yes

Xie Lian: and.....you asked him.....to marry you?

Mu Qing: yes

Hua Cheng, trying to hold back laughter (and failing): Did he freak out?

Mu Qing: I don't know. I ran away before I scared him away even more.

*Meanwhile at the Ming Guang Palace*

Feng Xin, bursting through the doors: PEI MING GET YOUR ASS UP I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED.

#this is part of my FX PM himbo besties agenda #FX would 100% go to PM first to announce it #He'd wait to calm down before talking to XL #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #hua cheng #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

[tittyblade]

okay ive been thinking.

rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is

#mcyt #technoblade #OKAY this is really dumb but bear with me DBJSBDJ #(dont read my og tags before u vote i want to hear ur own interpretation!!) #to me a ken is like a himbo. just living his best life unbothwred #and barbie 100% knows what she wants and how to get it shes a capital g Girlboss okay #SO IM THINKING. techno’s obviously a barbie have you ever watched any of his videos #BUT AT THE SAME TIME. being a barbie all the time would be so exhausting youve got sm shit to do #so in conclusion i say. hes a ken that can be a barbie whenever he wants. will he be tho? who knows #depends on the weather or wether he took his adhd meds that day

[sad-endings-suck]

Still think it’s hilarious that Kratos looked at Faye, a woman that regularly wielded a magic godkilling boomerang axe with ease, performed magical warding spells, and was considered a revered warrior and respected entity among other respected beings, and still thought: “yeah, that’s a normal mortal human person”.

#like how was he surprised that she was a frost giant?? #did kratos just think: yeah normal human woman are 100% capable of single-handily butchering enemies with ease #what about it #he’s a himbo in the sense that his INT is 8-10 but his wisdom is 16-18 ya know?? #god of war #kratos #faye gow #kratos god of war #Faye god of war #god of war ragnarok #god of war valhalla #gow #gow ragnarok #gow meme #god of war memes #gow meta #Kratos x Faye #atreus #atreus god of war #atreus gow

[honeylemonntea]

Guard: Name?

Gwaine: Uhh Gwaine

Guard: Sex?

Gwaine: Absolutely

Guard: No, Male or female?

Gwaine: Doesn’t matter

#bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #merlin #sir gwaine #gwaine #incorrect merlin quotes #gwaine being gwaine #absolute 100% himbo #incorrect merthur quotes #merlin shitpost #gwaine is a bisexual icon

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I want to write a long ass staticmoth backstory fic just to do a joke where Vox tries to hypnotize Val and because Val is so baffled in the moment that someone would try to do that to him, he goes along with what Vox told him what to do. Later Vox tries again to hypnotize him but this time Val doesn't react and when Vox freaks out about it Val says "don't tell me you didn't know whores are faking it all the time lol"

#val is such a fake bimbo and i love him for it #he is 100% way smarter then anyone gives him credit for #he ain't as smart as he thinks he is cuz pride but he isn't stupid #he just does the bimbo thing to get ppl to lower their guards #someone called val a himbo once and im just??? #no he's a bimbo. those are 2 different things like how final girls and final boys have completely different criteria #the rest of the fic would just be val sa'ing his coworkers to get a leg up in the club he works at and then physically abusing vox lol #i wanna do a character study on val so bad #no one ever does evil characters justice #its always 2 dimensional 'aaa im evil bad guy >:))) no hobbies or complex thoughts only bad' and never anything else #val likes knitting and holding people down against their will he's complex and insane he contains multitudes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth #fic idea #proship

[mazojo]

He is kind of insane (I love him)

#I still think himbo will be my favorite but he also gives me dumb of the ass vibes I love #guys what if I Reas the manga ahaha what if I did I am actually kind of invested I fear #zom 100: bucket list of the dead #zom 100 #anime #akira

[hazelelel]

AHHHHAHAHAHAHHHH

ahh

AHH

MYBROTHERGOTTHISFORMEGUYS

gUYS-

i want to put it in my mouth

🫠

#pro snape #severus snape #harry potter #snapedom #professor snape #snape snape severus snape #AHHH #christmas gift #I opened it and just froze in awe for a minute and everyone was laughing at me. my other brother saw it and groaned like “kid.... no....”. #Have I ever talked about how one of my brothers has an entire theory that movie snape is 100% a Himbo and cannot be unconvinced? No? #He sits on my dresser and makes me feel shame when I don't live my life properly #my family is worried but at least my bro is an enabler #and of course he's scowling I would have it no other way thank you god this day for our daily snape

[as-i-watch]

Im gonna appreciate this group of jocks actually taking care of Mob and being concerned for his well being instead of mocking him for being weaker

#they are all himbos #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho mob

[flaggermuser]

Here's probably the worst man you've ever seen in your life.

But he's hot and very stupid.

#a himbo is my kryptonite #If anything takes me out. it will be a himbo #I am also 100% talking about The Deep

[sirianasims]

“Hey monkey, I heard you come in. How was your date?”

“Hi dad. Movie was good, the guy wasn’t too interesting. Don’t think I’ll see him again.”

“Oh? Was he a bad kisser?”

“Ew, dad. And I wouldn’t know, I’m not gonna just kiss whoever. I’m saving that for the right person.”

“How do you know if someone is the right person without even kissing them? I mean, what if they’re really terrible at it? Like, all teeth and slobber and…”

“Seriously, dad? I’m not gonna have this discussion, especially not with you of all people!”

“That’s too bad, I might learn something new.”

“I doubt that. Sleeping with someone must be like saying hello for you.”

“Ouch, noted. I’m not saying you should… test drive all your dates. But I still think there’s a valid middle ground between being a prude and being, well, me.”

“I’ll just know when it’s right, OK? Like, I’m waiting for that… spark. Goodnight, dad.”

I wanted to tell her that “spark” wasn’t really what she should be looking for, kissing or no kissing. Katherine and I definitely had spark, hell, we had an inferno that almost consumed us both. What we didn’t have was compatibility. And love. But I also knew better than to reopen that old wound. Freya could be very sensitive about her mother and me.

Still, I was a little hurt that I had apparently done so badly as a father that Freya seemed determined to always do the complete opposite of what I had done.

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#duchellilegacy #duchellichapters #duchelligen3 #eric duchelli #freya duchelli #eric - 100% dad and 100% himbo

[friendsofabracadaver]

There's discourse on Facebook about Halsin being a Himbo.

#bg3 #baulders gate 3 #Halsin #what the fuck people? #REALLY? #Facebook is a cesspool of people #that don't have two brain cells to rub together #Halsin spent 100 years trying to figure out how to break the shadow curse #He was the Archdruid of the Emerald Grove #A HIMBO???? #get out of my house

[san-sebastienne]

Snuggly Gideon, my beloved

#she’s 100% thrifted material #her face is shorts #gideon is jod’s perfect himbo #gideon nav #tlt fanart #embroidery

[2023himbotournament]

Round 1 Part 2

(Look someone in the world considered Reigen a himbo and caused him to end up in my google searching for himbos for the roster I have never watched mp100 and I thought "well if Reigen is considered a himbo then I guess I have to include him 'cus any poll where Reigen can belong must have him" if Reigen is indeed not a himbo like I've been told then help execute him by voting for galo idk-)

#Poll #Polls #himbo #2023 himboff #tournament #galo thymos #promare #reigen arataka #mp100 #mob psycho 100

[purumuhugr]

An sticker I made long ago (like two years) when I started reading Guards, Guards! by Terry Pratchett, special thanks and sorries to @YulsBolts

I haven't read any book besides Mort, the aforementioned one and Equal Rites qwq

#terry pratchett #pterry #guards guards #discworld #fanart #sticker #mundodisco #carrot #zanahoria #dwarf #fantasy #icon #himbo #absolute 100% himbo

[notesz-b]

2020.apr.30 Look out for hot blondes in your area. _____ Now him I absolutely need to make more of as well. ___

#Darksiders #War #humanized #humanWar #notesz #100% himbo

[girl-hwat]

what’s with all these villains calling jamie stupid— like what did he do to you??

he’s about to beat your ass, but that’s neither here nor there

#shoutout to zoe for saying he’s untrained instead of agreeing #like 100% honestly #jamie IS NOT STUPID #we joke about the himbo stuff he’s kind and brave and slow on the uptake #but like in his time education was not the priority #war was #so the way he adapts so well to the doctors world of space and monsters #even with road bumps #proves he’s smart and intuitive and he remembers what people tell him #i just i can’t #like he gives me vibes of kids that are treated like they’re bad at school #when they’re actually dyslexic #he’s at a disadvantage for sure #but the krotons and dominators can eat bricks #classic who #jamie mccrimmon #doctor who