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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 8 months

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Main 6 appearance headcanons cuz I'm once again bored :]

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Florida:

Hair: brown and damaged by bleach. Not that long, it covers about half the back of his neck. And he has a mullet cuz I said so.

Eyes: Light brown, but sometimes they look golden yellow if the sun hits em right.

Height: 5'9

Build: He has a fairly muscular build, probably due to the many times that he wrestled a gator.

Skin: I imagine him to be kinda tan. Reason one being, he's Spanish, and reason two being all the time he spends at the beach.

Nationality (or whatever I'm supposed to call it): Spanish/Puerto Rican.

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California:

Hair: he has messy ass brown hair. And he has the damn tiktok e-boy hair cut. He probably also has blonde highlights. I dont think about him a lot lmao.

Eyes: reddish brown. Red cuz fire and the redwood forests, and brown cuz idk.

Height: 6'4

Build: This man had Arnold Schwarzenegger as his governor and you think I'm not gonna make him buff as hell? Ha. That's cute. He pretty buff, but at the same time he's comfy cuddle with (Just ask York and Texas)

Skin: He has tan-ish skin, like he's a lil dark but also pale as hell.

Nationality: Mexican-American

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Gov:

Hair: fluffy brown hair that goes down to his shoulders. It just makes me wanna ruffle his hair and pet him like the f*cking wet soggy kitten of a man that he his. Id lose a finger tho. Worth it.

Eyes: he has one red eye and one blue eye cuz I said so. And his pupils dilate if he likes something. Also he has dark circles under his eyes cuz he doesn't sleep.

Height: 6'1

Build: he has a sort of slim build, but also he has some muscle in him. He barely weighs anything tho cuz he rarely eats and whenever he does, it is usually something small that provides no actual good vitamins and nutrition. He passes out a lot due to this and is half-forced to eat something that has actual vitamins and sh*t that he needs to fully operate properly.

Skin: he has rather fair skin cuz he spends the majority of his time in his office.

Nationality: So he's PA's kid, so I'm just gonna say that he's German/Dutch/English

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Texas:

Hair: dark brown curly hair that rests at his shoulders. Sometimes he allows Loui to put little gold/silver accessories and flowers in his hair. Its also hella soft and I just want to pet him like a dang dog and idgaf how weird that sounds.

Eyes: dark brown eyes that have a slight red glint to them if the light hits them properly.

Height: 6'5

Build: like California, he's also decently buff, but he's on the leaner/slim side. Cal definitely is able to throw this mf around like a ragdoll.

Skin: he has darkish-tan skin.

Nationality: Mexican/Puerto Rican/Vietnamese

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New York:

Hair: he has long-ish messy brown hair that reaches down a little bit past the nape of his neck. It is usually a complete wreck seeing as he wears the beanie most of the time, but it also somehow never gets matted and/or severely knotted. And it's really f*cking soft as well.

Eyes: his eyes are a light golden-honey brown. He also has doe eyes, so he is automatically adorable by default. Although he can barely see out of one of them cuz he got hit by a glass bottle.

Height: 5'10

Build: He is lanky af but it is somehow really strong. But he also weighs literally nothing and is adorable so he gets picked up out of nowhere alot. He loves hates it.

Skin: This boi is a mf vampire. He's pale as hell cuz he never goes outside. Tho it is easy to see when he's blushing.

Nationality: Dutch/English/Italian (cuz I said so)

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Louisiana:

Hair: he has long dark brown curly hair that goes down to the middle of his back. Sometimes, he will do his hair in braids/dreads and decorate it with beads, flowers, and other dainty little gold pieces. Whenever it's not done in braids/dreads, he usually keeps it all in a bun, ponytail or single braid.

Eyes: he has one green eye and one purple eye (they aren't extremely vibrant tho, they are kinda pale/pastel). He also has dark circles under his eyes cuz he rarely ever sleeps.

Height: 5'7

Build: Like NY, he is lanky af but is also really strong. He is also a victim of getting picked up and cuddled out of nowhere. He's just- so huggable.

Skin: he has darkish-brown skin

Nationality: African-American/French

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#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt texas #wttt gov #wttt california #wttt florida

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crimswnred · 5 months

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volume VIII thoughts

*I played it almost entirely before they removed the episodes so maybe they changed a few things here and there

tried my best to remember that my baby Rafael is TRAUMATIZED and that love island makes u too dramatic

daphne what's ur problem??

bonnie I couldn't care less abt you it's me and Uma against the world idgaf

me and Uma talking to every guy in this villa except our men because they are being little bitches alright

these men are dumb btw

why is everyone telling me Alex doesn't really like me and just used me to get back at Uma like I know it's the truth but please shut up?? you are hurting my feelings omg

wasn't Bryson supposed to like me or smth?

EVAN IS BACK TO FLIRTING WITH ME WHO CHEERED

(I wanna say I'm loyal to Rafa but Evan is one hell of an eye candy)

and Travis... he's there, ig?

I was planning on giving Rafael a lesson but you know what he's perfect

he said all the right things 😭😭 guys I'm in love

no Daphne I do not accept your apology esp bc I know you'll be an awful human being for the rest of the game 🥱

a cake challenge?

that challenge was a copypaste of season 2's cake challenge but even more boring

I'm not even surprised Bonnie and Bryson lost like who tf thinks that dolphin party ocean life luxurious is a good wedding cake theme

anywaysss me and Rafa won 🫶 yayy

I'm not really counting bc my game is modded but I'm sure I spent too many gems this volume FUSEBOX WHAT'S UP

whatever I don't care about what's everyone's couple like

Rafa is this close 🤏 from asking us to be exclusive

the "I'm falling and you should let yourself fall too" speech was GORGEOUS oh my gawd

yes Daphne he asked me on a date catch up we are a COUPLEEEEEE

Travis why are you upset? we talked like five times, AT BEST.

alright so this game is becoming messy now

because what do you mean by COMPETITIVE DATING?????

cringe awkward oh my god someone stop this

let's pretend the last episode didn't happen

the boys are in a cult

and bedtime boytime is basically what the rep crew did on a regular day in season 1, handstands? beat boxing? just say we miss Rohan and Tim next time

(except season 1 wasn't cringe af omg)

final recoupling oh my lord

btw I just realised the girls' PJ are just their undies? lol

#💬#litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg season 7 #litg stick or twist

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magxit · 9 months

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2012-2013 as a fan imo is the yr where I saw Taylor spontaneous and less chilled out on planning and controlling everything while more care free. Example A. Ellen interview with Zac Efron. Whole interview was chaotic cause Zac is fun and bounces off Taylor well. It was her idea to do the dance dares and he joined her but as annoying as Ellen is there were moments were Zac had her off guard and Taylor was funny af. Example B: Conor Kennedy. Messy, crashed a wedding (lol Taylor) but whatever. Example C) Then there was her almost exposing John Mayer (“I don’t care about your addict-“ then caught herself lmfao. Example D) Then you got that one award show in the blue dress where like she was giving such ‘idgaf’ energy (sassy) all night to the press and sticking her tongue out at John Mayer. There was so many moments those 2 years like that was peak Taylor imo. Less brandy and commercial but just authentic and her tweets were the best. She’d make cheesy pun jokes on Twitter and her Twitter felt very blog-style and fun. She has the best personality. Who she surrounds herself with, shows how much she shift that’s why I became a fan after that Zac collab interview. She’s such a joy Taylor.

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messedupessy · 4 years

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Random HC: Stretch in KFCrocs

Yes (͡° ͜ʖ͡°)❤

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 21.11.20 lb

“patidev????? praannaaath??? piya basanti re (kaahe sataaye aaja)????”

kaun vansh, it seems. 1. as if he’s not him. 2. if he’s NOT him, as if poori wikipedia ghol ke pee nahi rakhi raisinghanias kii.

lmaooooooooooooooooooo his face as she checks him out.

i am honestly soooooooooooo glad they’re finally letting this boy move his goddamn face. it’s so glorioussssssssss.

she’s mumbling to herself and he’s like “khud se baat karne ki puraani aadat hai ya naya seekha hai?” AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW OF HER PURAANI AND NAYI AADATEIN IF YOU’RE NOT VANSH HUHHHHHH????

he’s like ooooooooooooooh i know you, you’re the damsel in distress from yesterday!

while she’s like EK SHAKAL KE DO INSAAN YEH KAISE HO SAKTA HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII as if her ass didn’t play two ppl with the same face in her last show.

lmao the shock didn’t last for long and she started doing jasoosi in his house right in frontttttttttt of him, going through all of his shit.

she’s heading straightttttttttttttttttt for the place where he’s stashed all the pictures of the raisinghanias.

ok he pulled her back. phew. honestly riddhima, you know he hated this shit about you even when he was alive. also it’s rude af.

idk why his talking style is reminding her of vansh coz it’s clearly not anything alike.

don’t bother knocking there bro, no one’s home. that oopri maala has been abandoned for eons now.

some more ambiguous talk about how she looks like she’s seen a ghost, etc. i’m just here for this dude’s face, warna iss scene mein khaas kuch ho nahi raha.

he’s like if you wanna thank me, i prefer cash. chaep insaan.

1 laakh!?!?!?!? KHUD KI HI BIWI SE ITNAAAAAAAA PAISA HETTTT RAHA HAI, SHARAM NAHI AATI TEREKO??????

“agar main wahaan sahi waqt pe nahi pohunchta toh aapka toh..... ctrl + alt + delete ho jaata.” ok can’t deny i giggled a little at that one.

his turn to check out the wife. taad lo beta, taad lo. tumhari hi sardard hai, 7 janmon ke liye.

cash nahi toh main digital payments bhi accept karta hoon. lekin GST alag se lagega. GST = Girl Safety Tax. god, he’s suchhhhh a loser.

lmaooooooooooooooooo jaasoosi ka alag tax he’s asking. woh bharne lagi riddhima toh akshay kumar, srk, sabko peeche hattna padega, desh mein sabse zyaada tax yeh hi bharegi.

she’s just literally standing there staring and he’s had enough and is like dude, kaam ki baat karo nahi toh gtfo, i don’t got time for this.

“please leave.” haaaye betaji, kaafiyon ne try kiya hai, par yeh dheent jaati hi nahi. apni behen se pooch.

he’s enjoying playing with her sooooooo much.

she comes back home and....................

ab tak toh theek tha but then....................

yeah. he was asking for that with the face he made. dumbass.

lmao omg ishani has walked in seeing this, I CAN’T WAIT FOR HER REACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

he’s like anjaane mein hua, i was going to mandir, blah blah, she’s like save it, idgaf.

dadi is taking his side and saying maaf kardo. UGH DADI CAN YOU PLS JUST SHUSH. CAN YOU JUST GO ON SOME YAATRA LIKE THAT ISHQBAAZ DADI USED TO WHEN THINGS GOT STRESSFUL AROUND HERE?????

“pehli baar riddhima ne kuch sahi kiya hai!” lmaoooooooo i love this messy bitch so muchhhhhhh.

dadi apologizing on behalf of riddhima and he’s like koiiii nahi dadi, koiii nahiiiiiiiiiiiii, but we’re getting a lot of:

so we know that this shit ain’t over.

yup. MAN HE NEEDS TO STOP WALKING INTO HER ROOM ALL THE TIME THIS IS JUST REALLY DISTURBING AS FUCKKKK.

SHE’S TELLING HIM TO GTFO REPEATEDLY AND........ UGH HATE THE RAPEYASSSSSSS TONE OF THIS SCENE.

UGHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH WE DON’T LIKE THIS. GO BACK TO BEING FRUSTRATED AND FUNNY KABIR WHO WAS SMARTTTTTTTTTTTT. WE DON’T WANT THIS SEXUALLY HARASSING PIECE OF SHIT KABIR.

asjdhasjdkasdhkajshdkasjhdkjashkdjhkasjdhjj her lord give me strength face. every woman knows this face.

“toot gaya brahm???” appropriate response.

but also, the second mirror she’s broken in two days. 14 years of bad luck and counting.

vishal needs to stop being sofa king cute coz I HATE KABIR RN.

ok lotta disgusting talk about how marrying widhwa is punya ka kaam and grabbing here and being just overall rapeyyyyy as fuck. dude, i’m not here for this crap. it just makes me too grossed out how he’s intimidating her.

basically a lot threatening that i’ll hurt the family if you don’t agree and just watch, you’ll agree to marry me in 6 hours. yeah yeah ok, fuck right off, you fucking creep. can’t wait for vihaan/vansh and ishani and angre and riddhima to tag team and beat the fuck outta you.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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hiro-gari · 3 years

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[Part 1] I've read the Wings AU Oneshot for like 5 times already, all I can say is that's PERFECT I really love it!! 😍❤ At beginning, I like that you set the story after MA arc and the heroes got bad reputation, great details! Badd felt envious at pure white wings' owners, worried and insecure for his own wings, and Zenko's caring words “I don’t care about the way it looks! But keeping all those bad feelings hidden away, it’ll wear you down, big bro…” YOO THE ANGST FEEL HIT MY HEART 😣💔

[Part 2] I love the way you made them do the usual bickering when Badd encountered Garou, but now with calmer and slighty worried Garou aww.. “Where’s that Fightin’ Spirit you got?” THIS struck my heart. Sad Badd after Garou saw his blackened wings got me oof 😢😭 Reading their convos, you nailed Garou's 'idgaf for others but I care about you' and Badd's 'tough outside fragile inside' in there, GOOD JOB! 👍💯✨ All the YASS Garou giving harsh yet actually caring words to Badd 😤

[Part 3] My fave: “I don’t care what kinda hero you’re trying to be, you’re all the same to me. But if you keep goin’ the way you are, the only hero you’ll be is a dead one. You can’t save anyone if you can’t save yourself.” Absolute BEST lines! 👏😳💖 Garou checking Badd's fever and he brought fainted Badd into his hideout are so FLUFFY AAA- 😩💕 Their interactions after Badd woke up is cute, knowing Garou is a softie and already a changed man, in return Badd wont tell anyone about him 😌🌸

[Part 4] Love it when Garou realized Badd's black feathers replaced with grey ones aaa Badd is slowly healing his heart (by Garou's help, too) ❤ “See you again soon, Badd.” LOL Badd forgot his own bat he must visit Garou again then! Good, good.. 😎😂 THANK YOU SO MUCH for writing this touching yet heartwarming Batarou oneshot! I adore and enjoying this fic very much, the storytelling, the characterization, and especially the emotions are EXCELLENT! 😘👌💯 Once again, Thank yoouu~ 😚🙏❤💜💙💖💝💐

Oh my g o o d n e s s, I’m at a loss for words, thank you so so much!! 💕💗✨ It makes my whole day every time you write to me ahhh~

Also THANK YOU for the inspiring idea, I’m honored that you shared it with me! Writing this has granted them both permanent rent-free living in my brain 🤭

Drew this messy af pencil sketch at 2am but plz accept it~

#please ignore the hands #🙃#might just go back and do it digitally tbh #batarou #garou #metal bat #badd #opm #fanart #ask #anon

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itsthebiiii · 4 years

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A messy summary of Ikepri Yves’ route up to chapter 15

So I've reached the point in Yves' route where I could choose which ending route (? idk) to pick and lemme just say that it's been cute... up until chap 15-ish. Also I drained my wallet dry just to get the premium avatars and his povs because imma simp for Yves so RIP me I guess

Okay, so summaries mean spoilers so imma put them all under the cut for all yall who don't wanna get spoiled. I may or may not have missed some points (especially about the plot i’msosorry) and maybe I understood some things wrong so feel free to correct me (pls). This is SUPER messy so proceed with caution

So first of all.

YVES IS SO CUTE WTF ???????

I mean he gave me strong Jonah vibes at first, it’s still there but kinda... different?

On MC's first day at the castle, while she was strolling around, she notices Yves watching her from behind a pillar wtf. When he's found out he was like "i-it's not like I was worried about you stfu" and afterwards he told MC that he's gonna keep an eye on her because he's not sure she’d do her job as Belle right but he says he's only doing it because he's doing his duty as a prince yea right

Later they bumped into Nokto who reminded MC about the Belle system (MC: dafuq is that???). After they explained all that Yves was like "yo you better not fall in love with me or else" and MC replied with "bruh if you ever steal my heart then I'm all yours for eternity" then Yves comes back with "if you ever steal mine then imma do the same. But i kid you not, that will NEVER happen" and they both laughed it off like it's nothing. Meanwhile Nokto's just listening from the side like "HA HA BET"

Anyway, part of Yves keeping an eye on MC means he'd spend some quality time™️ with her and him going to her room to wake her up 😂 also, he decided to show her around and tell her about the princes so she can get a grasp of them to see who is the most suitable to be the next King. So he gives her a memo pad to write their deets down on and she got to talk to everyone except Chevalier cuz that dude scary 😭 MC's feeling down because she really wanted to know what his plans are if he becomes King. Seeing this, Yves comforts her with a leFtOvEr piece of cake from dinner. MC goes on bout how being affected by this whole thing is a disgrace to her Belle title so she's determined to try again. Yves is impressed by this so he silently supports her. In the end, ye, MC got Chevalier to talk and all is well not

After all the introductions, our girl MC straight out tells Yves "Aye this is great and all, but you've never really told me about yourself fam" because ye, she got a point tho. He kept singing praises about the other princes but never really talked about himself

SO... he takes her out to town on a date the next day to show (yes, show) her, and while walking she notices that everyone they passed by whispered under their breaths about how Yves has such a doll-like face and all that. But that's not all...

They also whispered bout how they shouldn't go near Yves and his backstory is revealed: Yves has some Obsidian blood in him, and the Obsidian kingdom, let's say, have some beef that's as old as time with Rhodolite and the other kingdoms(??). Also his earring was given to him by his mother who is from Obsidian 🥺 But he doesn't hate her from what I've read so, there's that

SOOO ye. Everyone avoids him and spreads rumors bout him, he thinks everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck bout that. He says as long as he realizes his own self worth, all those don't matter to him. But MC notices that Yves hates himself more than anyone does. That he puts up this proud façade just to hide his real feelings. That before you can even ask him to spit it out, he's just gonna sweep all that aside with his 'idgaf' attitude. He also revealed that he plans to bring the Kloss family’s honor back if he becomes King. Oh, and he mentioned there may come a time when he’ll betray Rhodolite so... o.O

Returning from the date, MC bumps into Leon who decided to spill some tea bout why Yves actually wanted to keep an eye on her (I'm sorry but I kinda breezed through this part so this was all I could remember 🙇‍♀️). Then one day Leon and Licht (either or both of them, idk) told them Jin suddenly collapsed or smth, so they rushed to the kitchen and saw Jin looking weak as he laid on the floor. Yves was worried af, while MC just noticed how Leon and Licht were all chill bout the whole thing, so she realized they were clowning Yves lolol. Jin dramatically tells Yves how he would die if he weren't to eat some of Yves' sweets and Yves was like "??? U CLOWN you even got MC worried-- wdym you caught on??? Haaa!?" And they teased him loool. In the end, Yves bakes a cake for them, when MC notices that it looked like the leftover cake Yves gave her one time. MC asked Yves if it was and he was in full panic mode. Licht was like "leftover??? But whenever Yves bakes smth there are never leftovers 🤔" so Licht tells her that Yves might have baked it just for her, to which the latter denied lolol u tsun

Anyway, to get to know Yves more, MC spends more time with him, yada yada, all that stuff, until they go out to town again. There they notice a group of performers playing and she also notices how interested he was. She then asked him if he wanted to watch them, but Yves declined since he's worried he'll only ruin the mood (iirc he thinks of himself as a bad luck magnet of some sort?). MC manages to persuade him and after he plays, everyone is in awe and like "omg, Prince Yves is actually good :O" And for the first time, Yves felt like he actually belonged and wasn't feared by the Rhodolites.

Everything was cute and all until they get caught in the rain, yada yada, and when they get home they both get sick so Sariel tells them to rest up. Oh, and did I mention they SHARED A BED? No? Well, they did 😏

When Yves wakes up, he notices he's been hugging MC in his sleep and he's SHOOKETH. He then has a slight internal conflict bout why his heart is going doki doki with just hugging MC, then as if he's struck by lightning he's like "omg, I like MC???" When she wakes up he immediately sputters "i don't like u ok!!?!" Then he rushes out to go to the library and look up the meaning of love lololol then he finds they are all applicable to what he feels for MC. But he still denies it because of the stupid system 🙄 then he's found by Luke and gets teased 🤣

After the gathering, she runs to the kitchen and finds Yves there. He told her he spent the night preparing a whole FEAST for MC to reward her for going through all that shiz and MC immediately feels guilty so she cries. She tried to play it off like it’s nothing and the next thing she knew Yves was kissing her tears away. It was her turn to be SHOOKETH but before she could comprehend shit Yves remembered he forgot smth then zoomed out the kitchen. Once outside, he was in panic mode yet again because he didn’t mean to actually do that. He’s like “oh no I like MC I’m screwed”, but in the end, he thinks MC is the one in trouble because she’s liked by someone like him boi I can’t wait for him to see the light istg

After all that, MC is informed bout a gathering Rhodolite is to hold with Benitoite and Jade so she gets ready for that, and when the day comes she’s kinda nervous and stuff. Before going she bumps into Yves who decides to ease her nervousness by fixing her hair (ugh get you a man 💯) and they talk some more about him, how Yves put more effort into acting and looking like a prince to hide the fact that he’s actually 'defective goods’ or smth and through that he feels like he actually has some value. Then he cheers her up by returning the words she’d told him before and it works like a charm ❤ MC then learns that Yves won’t be going to the gathering because “no Obsidian peeps allowed” and since he’s half Obsidian... 🥺 She did promise to meet him at the kitchen once it’s over. Anyways, MC meets diff people, until some punk from Benitoite or Jade talks smack about Yves and comments how he should just be sent back to Obsidian. As much as this pissed her off, all she could do was be silent and wait for the convo to end.

Also, by the end of chap 15, some stuff happens that will actually get the plot moving lol

Aaaaand that’s that for chappies 1~15! I might make another one for the remaining half or when I finish an ending. If you made it this far, here's this leFtOvEr cake from Yves 🍰

#ikemen prince #ikemen ouji #ikemen prince spoiler #ikemen prince yves #yves kloss

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tomstanleyy · 4 years

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happy 1st (belated) birthday sweetener!!!!!!🥺🤩can’t lie this fic is my main source of happiness so just wanna day a big fat thank you to miss @keepingupwiththeparkers for that! i feel like i’m like this fics..... godmother.....? or something like that i dunno, either way i’m definitely waaay to invested in this story but sometimes it be like that😌😌 anyway, i just wanted to say some of my fave bits and/or chapters bc i mean....... godmother duties✌🏼 (the fact i have fully claimed the title as godmother of a fan fiction is flashing neon-light sign that i am too invested but idgaf x)

the mood board is so hella sexy so that’s fun

speaking of sexy…... barista!tom in the first chapter HELLO KIND SIR

never have i ever, i mean just FUCK OFF? MAYBE? i dunno? go awaY? it’s just like there first like interaction that ISNT at the cafe and it’s so perfecto!!!!!!! him moving her out the way with his hand on her back MMMmMmmMmM and then the weird tention between them with the game OH AND when he thinks she there bc she wants to get with haz and he’s lowkey pissed off;) ugh DIVINE KATIE

lmao chance encounters, BOY!!!!!!!! his mini panic in the door way jsjsks and then like the whole viBeS i dunno!!!!!! cute!!!!! OMG and when he’s staring at her and harrison kicks him!! NOooooo!!!!! n then tom pouring his tea away just so he can see her for a minute….. the softest boy eva. it’s not up for debate

the one at the library is just like….. a classic😍 OK yano the selfie tom put on his story with messy hair and grumpy face? ya i wanna see that pls thank you. she brings him coffee and they watch MEMEZ!!!!!!!!!!! i die :( and then THEY HOLD PINKES FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! N THEN THE LITTLEST CUTEST KISS EVER byeee byeeeeee

Wishful Thinking and Words of Wisdom… yo the convo between haz and tom in this chapter is so important to me lmaooo like there banta and shit just makes me so happy bc there not prick there just…… Dumb Boys u no? OOoohH and ofc his sex dream about her which NEEDS to be brought up again!!!!! and then him trying not to look at that little bit of skin where the blanket had ridden down and trying not to look at her pants when she moved her leg in the carrrrr!!! and the cheek kiss jsjsj!! just too good and too much crying to be done over it

The Snap is like as they said “what got it all going” lmaoooo OKAY can i just say the fact she didn’t fucking explode when he replyed with THAT photo and ‘gorgeous x’ is a miracle imo🤷‍♀️

aw omgggg Look At Me Now…… SO CUTE🥺 like it all flowed so well (so do the other chapters but this had like quite a lot of dialogue in it i think and it was just like …. smooth af) toms lol scene in the bathroom is so fucking funny to me bc i love he and his thought prosess lmao and then the Holding Hands Dilemma hahahahahah AND THE RUDE MAN WHO DIDNT SAY THANK YOU!!!! the thought of them in there little outfits walking up to the bus stop holding hands is…… too much. and then……….. the kiss…… just……. THE kiss. where he moves her hair and her lips r all sparkly and just it’s so perfect and i cry

okaY…….. Hoodie and Hormones…… they🥺 it’s just like them being all drunk and cute and when she walks up to him and he goes all 😍🤤 and his pals are all oiiiiiii lmao and there kiss at the bar 😰 nah😰 and at the end where he gives her his hoodie and like has his hand on her hip under it :(((( stop i cannot :((((

i mean………. the nineteenth hole….. katie katie KATIE!! you went HARD (so did he👀) firstly, the golf bit is so nice like them chatting away and him looking at her bum and her touching his bum oop and then like OMG him putting his hand on the headrest when he reverses lmaooooo heee!!!........ and then like…… my life changed forever🙃🙃bc i still havent recovered tbf…… there’s too much to say bc it’s all my fave part!!!! he was just so like reassuring and like safe but also like S E X Y lmaooo

awakenings….. she was a lowkey stressful one phahaha but also high key cute and sexyyyy like they wake up spooning (him squashing her) mand after weewees they have more snuggles and then…… he goes down on her and like she’s in her sexy little pj set and it’s all too much lol…… but then he suddenly HaS tO gO hOmE!!!! n then she sees Kim’s instagram and that he’s with her and DUN DUN DUN……. gonna have to wait a fucking month and a half to find out what happens🥰🥰 (i’m joking ily)

*longest month and a half of my life over* QUESTIONS AND ANWSERS!!!!!!!!! okay this was a cutie tho :((( he got his hair cut which was sad but also not bc FFH PRESS HAIR HELLO!!!! they have a little smooch and then he has boner and then she’s like NOPE HOW MANY PEOPLE WAS UR DICK IN BEFORE IT WAS IN ME HUH? but yh i do love he had a semi while they where having a deep chat lmaoo but ALSO his soft Boy was showing when he was talking about that weird date and she was playing with his hands 😭😭leave me alone. cya. OMG n then sexy times…… this was very GOOD sexy times bc it had been a while for them lol…… n then the pizza man came and then she feel asleep on him and then i stop so i can sob xxxxx

oooh deja vu!!!!!!! she was a long boy but a very good boy also, tom being a brave soul in the library lmao and then the smut was like Legendury lmao bc they went on the floor OOH and when she had already come like twice and he flipped her over like ME NOW PLS!! it was just all in all a 100000/10 chapter rly

taste of freedom was when i feel like they got close close like THAT was when they knew they where gonna be like besties as well🥺like eating maccies in the car and then tom couldn’t come in bc he knew he would fall asleep and he had exams the next day. uwu. ooooop i loveee this smut lmao it’s just very good lol. the angles he be hitting at also where fun and spicey so ya OMG when he holds her legs down i just wanna screammmmnmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg and then they have a lil nap and a cuddle :((( which was just too far and too painful for me

good vibes and good times….. she was a vibe wasn’t she (literally not even a bit funny)...... but yh like she’s pm sat on him on the sofa which is all snuggley n then smooches with his hand like in her hair and then his FACE when he finds It polite cat mode lmaoo and then he’s being a little shit when he won’t give it back to her!!!!! n then when they meet at the club they have a big hug and then they eat chips togther and she can’t stop looking at the little devil horns in his hair lnao mood tho

hOKAYY falling, falling is a cracker bc i risked my life to fights for toms blow job lmao ur welcome boy x but yes very nice kt although the phone call at the end was a bit 👀👀but they’re cool it’s all cool

erm clarity was just offensive lmao like THE SMUT was just RUDE and i’m still SAD about it quite frankly 😌 tom being all sweaty when they have the Chat and him wheeling across the floor lmao but then like the smut and him going down on her YO AND THEN ‘can i smack ur arse’ IM NOW ONE WITH THE CLOUDS!!!!! CYA!!!! aw okay but then the shower smooches and his CURLY HAIR and at the end chilling and talking about rugby when she’s playing with his hair😭noooooooooo

omg ok i just reread trial and error and Okay u KnOw i adore sleepy tom 🥺🥺 hes just so babie!!!!! her saying to him ‘early night for you then’ get the fuck out of here!!!!!!! and then the HELLO KISS I CRY!!!!! n then obvs like …. THE WHOLE SMUT YES PLS!! especially him being so comforting when she’s like not sure AND later when he’s like i’m sorry i’m tired and hungover and she’s like it’s okayyyyyy! *sobs* n then somone comes home and tom is going to explode lmao and then he like collapses her and she’s like help i can’t breathe :( and then he spoons her and has a little sleep,,,,,, it’s safe to say i’m very upset

katie….. you know my thoughts on the match but i swear i will never shut up about it lmao i’m so sorry…….. everything is so uwu like snuggle in the morning and then the sweetest sexy times EVA and then tom wanting to be invisible when her and haz are talking lmao that still cracks me up…….. and then like i take a break so i can go to the bathroom and cry 😭😭 bc babie got a booboo!!!!!!!&!& but fr ‘she’s my girlfriend’ just made me wanna yeet of a bridge stg AND THEN THE WAITING ROOM SCENE!! OFC!!!!! HELP?!?! n then the forehead kiss and then 🥺😍😍🥺🥺🥺😍🥺😍🥺😍🥺😭😭😭😭😍🥺

#im chatting from my arse as per #lol

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dylinski · 4 years

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do 1-100, coward

I AM NO COWARD

anyone who actually reads through all this, god bless you. you can blame leigh @thessaia, i give you full authority.

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

of those three, pandora. although, i prefer apple music.

2. is your room messy or clean?

LMFAO. CLEAN? I DON’T KNOW HER

3. what color are your eyes?

brown, but they’re lighter than that in the right light. almost a caramel with a dark chocolate ring on the outside.

4. do you like your name? why?

yeah, i don’t mind it. its always been there. lol i mean i used to have different nicknames or pretend to be other people. idk i told my parents when i was like five i was going to change my name to Felicia Franchesca Sarahmichelle Lynn. don’t ask. in fifth grade (before dylan o’brien was even famous) i begged my parents to call me dylan and refused to respond to any other name for like a year. also, don’t ask.

5. what is your relationship status?

single as dingle

6. describe your personality in 3 words or less

CHAOTIC, SMARTASS, STABBY

7. what color hair do you have?

answered

8. what kind of car do you drive? color?

kia forte, although my dad calls it an orte since the “f” is missing. funny story, i got pulled over and gave the dude my license and registration and shit but apparently, he didn’t look at it cause he put on the warning “orte” which i promptly laughed my ass off to. if he had given me a ticket i could have absolutely fought that bitch in court in won. SIR I DO NOT DRIVE AN ORTE. IS THAT ITALIAN? DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN AFFORD AN ITALIAN CAR? I DRIVE A FORTE SIR.

9. where do you shop?

ONLINE

10. how would you describe your style?

very idgaf

11. favorite social media account

tumblr

12. what size bed do you have?

full, it takes up my entire room so i couldn’t go bigger if i wanted to

13. any siblings?

answered

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

uk, always wanted to live there idk

15. favorite snapchat filter?

idk what its called but it has this higher temperature tone to it and gives me cute little freckles

16. favorite makeup brand(s)

i don’t wear make up, i used to use stilla (i think that’s how its spelled)

17. how many times a week do you shower?

i usually shower like every other day unless its hotter than a pair of saggy tits

18. favorite tv show?

that changes with the weather tbh. i can’t say i really have one. for a really long time it was supernatural though.

19. shoe size?

womans 11.5 (us) i think its a men’s 9?

20. how tall are you?

5′ 3″ or 160cm

21. sandals or sneakers?

sneakers. god i hate sandals.

22. do you go to the gym?

uh, no.

23. describe your dream date

answered

24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

thats funny cause normally i don’t carry cash but i actually have $20 atm

25. what color socks are you wearing?

im not wearing any atm

26. how many pillows do you sleep with?

answered x2

27. do you have a job? what do you do?

not technically? i’m an hourly temp but i hardly get any hours since i cover for the full-time employee.

28. how many friends do you have?

irl: 0 online: too many to count

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?

oh god, i honest to god have no fucking clue. i don’t think about this stuff. i’ve done some stupid ass shit but my short term and long term memory are both shot to tits.

30. whats your favorite candle scent?

i think i answered this one for a different ask game. i hate most fragrances and artificial smells, even non-artifical ones. i got a sensitive sniffer. im chill with like vanilla though if its not too intense.

31. 3 favorite boy names

Dylan (not even cause dylan i’ve just always liked the name idk why), Jeremy, Jacob (the other two are random)

32. 3 favorite girl names

i know these are random as fuck, but i’ve always liked them so shoot me.

Andromeda, Persephone, Franchesca

33. favorite actor?

i like a lot of actors, way too many to fucking name and remember off the top of my noggin. for sanity’s sake, we’ll say dylan.

34. favorite actress?

god, again way too many to count. i can’t even think of any right now even though i know i have some. lets say Emily Hampshire

35. who is your celebrity crush?

answered36. favorite movie?

answered37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

i would love to read but my adhd makes it really hard to concentrate. i’ll have periods of time where i’ll read a bunch its insane and then i’ll just kind of stop for a while idk. i always loved because of win-dixie or a wrinkle in time, bridge to terabithia, and american assassin.

38. money or brains?

brains, then you can work for the money and you know shit

39. do you have a nickname? what is it?

sawahbwear, sassafras, whiskey, sar

40. how many times have you been to the hospital?

good lord, i don’t even know. way too many. definitely more than ten.

41. top 10 favorite songs

answered42. do you take any medications daily?

not anymore, i kept forgetting to take them so it fucked me up not being on a regular dosage so i just stopped taking all of them.

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

see, im weird af. cause like my skin is oily af, but also fucking dry and i have shitty eczema 44. what is your biggest fear?

answered45. how many kids do you want?

idfk. i mean for as long as i can remember i always wanted them, but tbh idk if im the type of person to have any…

46. whats your go to hair style?

messy bun

47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

small, row house

48. who is your role model?

dont have one.

49. what was the last compliment you received?

probably from michelle i think, or alaina. idk i don’t keep track. unless you consider kiana calling me insane a compliment. 🤷‍♀️

50. what was the last text you sent?

“thankies”

51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

tbh, i don’t think i ever thought he was real…pretty sure i could put in time out in preschool for making a kid cry cause i told them leprechauns weren’t real either.

52. what is your dream car?

mustang or challenger

53. opinion on smoking?

conflicted

54. do you go to college?

disappointingly

55. what is your dream job?

no clue

56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

rural, but still close enough to shit it doesn’t take me an hour to go places.

57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

haven't been to a hotel in a long ass time. i do but i never use them.. FREE SHIT

58. do you have freckles?

yeah, but you can’t see them unless i’ve been outside in the sun all day for hours.

59. do you smile for pictures?

relatively

60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?

5604

61. have you ever peed in the woods?

yup, and in a parking lot, and in public.🤙

62. do you still watch cartoons?

i hardly watch tv anymore, but if i did, fuCK YEAH

63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

WNEDYS ALL DAY ERRY DAY THE RED HEADED BITCH IS MY HOE OKAY

64. Favorite dipping sauce?

ew, no.

65. what do you wear to bed?

tshirt

66. have you ever won a spelling bee?

answered

67. what are your hobbies?

writing, coding, listening to music??, reading

68. can you draw?

NOPE

69. do you play an instrument?

also no

70. what was the last concert you saw?

like two years ago, circa survive with thrice and a third band idr

71. tea or coffee?

neither

72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

neither

73. do you want to get married?

idk

74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?

75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?

idk, part of me wants to but most of me doesnt want to

76. what color looks best on you?

i look good in all colors except white.

77. do you miss anyone right now?

yeah

78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?

closed cause i still live at home 😖 but if i didnt probably open so my cat could come and go as he pleased

79. do you believe in ghosts?

ghosts, no. spirits, yes.

80. what is your biggest pet peeve?

answered

81. last person you called

my dad

82. favorite ice cream flavor?

mint choco chip

83. regular oreos or golden oreos?

damn, regular.

84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

RAINBOW BITCHES

85. what shirt are you wearing?

supernatural. dean and sam with baby

86. what is your phone background?

mitch rapp

87. are you outgoing or shy?

im an ambivert

88. do you like it when people play with your hair?

FUCKING YES

89. do you like your neighbors?

the ones on the right are bearable and the ones on the left can fuck off with their insane semen demons

90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

neither, but i should.

91. have you ever been high?

nope

92. have you ever been drunk?

answered

93. last thing you ate?

hot dog

94. favorite lyrics right now

answered

95. summer or winter?

fall

96. day or night?

night

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?

dark

98. favorite month?

umm, august? idk

99. what is your zodiac sign

aquarius

100. who was the last person you cried in front of?

i don’t remember, it’s been a really long time since i cried in front of someone.

#thessaia #ask games #BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT #HA #BITE ME #YOUR BITCH ASS BETTER READ EVERY DAMN ONE CAUSE THIS SHIT TOOK ME LIKE A GODDAMN HOUR

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soflsms · 5 years

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hey sweaties , its ya boi skinny penis chloe :-) under the cut are a bunch of wcs i want filled asap rocky so !! give this a like & ill come pester you or its easier for the BOTH of us if u come msg me if you see something u like :-) I'm going to sleep now bc im #dying from this dumb a$$ #polisci paper #prayforchloe

SONG-BASED

come out & play !! this person acts as a good influence to sofie . they’re level - headed & very grounding , & sofie doesn’t let it show but they’re really important to her . this is the Softest billie song ( prob bc it was for an ad skdj ) & they inspired it bc it’s how she feels when shes with them . they encourage her to be all that she can be & they believe in her , & they’re prob the one person sofie trusts the most which is SAYING something !!

* LOVELY !! - i need a male voice for khalid’s part in lovely bc i need this song in my life bc its a whole ass sofie mood ok .

* WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER !! - these two have been hooking up for a while no strings attached but recently feelings have been caught !!& now they still hook up quite often but sofie’s kinda harboring feelings & pretending all is well but she rly hopes they’ll just stay the night from time to time , & gets secretly heartbroken when she sees them flirting or leaving with someone else . they can also have feelings if u want that angst :~) TAKEN

*** ilomilo !! okokok so !! sof & this person were dating when they were still kinda up & coming & it was all good at the start but once they started gaining more fame she noticed them becoming more distant and infatuated with the spotlight & a listers . & she acted like it was all good for a while , just smiling through it but would go home early from events alone & stuff & feel lonelier than ever when she was with them but their mind was on other celebs or their public image or smth . eventually they just kinda mutually broke up bc they both realized they weren’t in love anymore & she def still holds a grudge towards them even if they agreed they’d be friends after the break up . ( lyrics: remember not to get too close to stars they're never gonna give you love like ours. where did you go? i should know, but it's cold and i don't wanna be lonely so tell me you’ll come home , even if its just a lie )

*** MY BOY ( HIGH SCHOOL BF ) !! - ok tea this song is the one that broke her into the industry . she produced it all herself & just relased it to her soundcloud thinking it wouldn’t rly go anyway but !! joke’s on yung sofie . essentially he thought the relationship was going well , she’d met his family & they rly liked her but !! sof was feeling kinda smothered & told herself he was lying & cheating on her n shit so she wrote a song about it !! & once it was starting to get attention he was like ….. uhhh what the fuck & she was like haha sorry !! so they broke up & ever since its been animosity , but she realizes she fucked up but it launched her career so she doesn’t know whether to keep up the idgaf i hurt you or apologize .

***mutual dislike / COPYCAT !! self - explanatory , sofie thinks this person is copying her in everything she does & thinks its annoying af so she wrote a song abt it & hopes they indirectly get the message even if she drops not so subtle hints . skfldjh itd be messy pls !!

*** 8 !! - someone who kinda reluctantly got into a relationship with sofie out of maybe a desire to save her from herself ?? like u know that good girl bad boy trope where the girl tries to save the boy from whatever he’s struggling with ? that’s them but the roles are just reversed - good guy , bad girl . it was kinda just filled w her being self - destructive & confiding in him but not rly reciprocating the care so he became kinda distant bc of it . tbh she prob knew he was too good for her but had a sliver of hope he wouldn’t leave her even tho eventually she became too much for him . ( lyrics : you said, “don’t treat me badly”, but you said it so sadly, so I did the best I could, not thinkin’ you would have left me gladly. i know you’re not sorry, why should you be? 'cause who am I to be in love, when your love never is for me?” ) TAKEN

FRIENDSHIP

the paris to her nicole !! - ok i f*cking hate that i said this but she’s nicole richie its true !! she needs a messy gal pal exactly like how paris & nicole are i stan them ( X , X , X ) TAKEN

* roommate !! - bc of her abandonment issues she rly doesn’t like living alone so prob is the roomie who will sleep in their bed from time to time bc she doesn’t like being totally alone . TAKEN

party buddies !! - someone who encourages sofies wild ways . when the two get together its usually to get drunk or high & thats the way they like it . sofie doesn’t feel judged by them as she does by others who don’t get obliterated at every social event ( what an idea !! ) so she rly values them , even if she doesn’t express it

good influence !! this person can tell that her beahvior is unhealthy & are trying to gently nudge her abt it . she can tell what they’re doing but her addict brain is telling her its invasive & threatening so shes not the fondest of this person , but deep down she really appreciates them

girl squad !! cmon cmon everyone loves a girl squad !! sofie rly isn’t the biggest stereotypical girly type so she’d prob complain about shopping for hours or putting false eyelashes on but she really adores and values the group . inspo : X , X , X , X , X

fwb !! - sofie is pretty transparent when it comes to what she wants & she’s got a bad habit of replacing dealing with problems with getting laid !! like u know in movies when the man opens his wallet and a row of like 20 pictures of different women fall out ?? that’s sof’s aesthetic . she’s got a bunch of fwb of all genders so bring me some pls

music buddies !! these two are both in the music industry & rather than it being competitive , they’ve developed a friendship from it & enjoy working together .

* someone sofie ghostwrites for !! for whatever reason , this muse doesn’t write their own songs & instead pays sofie to write them for them . she doesn’t love it but its a way to make money & give away songs she doesn’t feel attached to but are worth something . maybe its tense bc they claim the songs as their own & sofie doesn’t like it , this could be ~escandolo~ later !!

friends from high school !! - people sof stayed with in the summer bc she wasn’t going home to brazil .

friends from music school !! - she def felt like an outsider among the music prodigies at this school , & maybe this person was one of the ppl she actually connected with .

EX WHATEVAS

* ex - friends !! ok pls i have this hc where sofie got way too high one night & slept with this person’s dad or sibling or smth !! u know that line in ‘ bad guy ’ where she goes ‘ might seduce your dad type ? ’ ya that’s got sofie written ALL over it !! & now they’re not friends bc sofie can’t keep it in her pants but both sides kinda misses the other but are too stubborn to say anything :~(

exes from college / high school !! - ok honestly i just love all the exes plots . gimme someone who like maybe they were hooking up ( she’s from nyc ) & decided to give it a shot dating & it worked for a while but ultimately fell apart bc of sof’s inability to open up . maybe there's still tension or maybe theyre friends now !!

#𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙩 / wanted plots .

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swearronchanel · 6 years

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Finally got around to 7.02

Back at it again with more of my commentaries that no one asked for, I just have a lot to say watching Call The Midwife ok!

Better late tha never, let’s get this started

Skipping the credits bc I’m impatient

Val serving a look! even tho it’s all blue

Shelagh’s perfect 60s kitchen is a dream 😍 looks just like the blue of the Petries’ in the Dick Van Dyke Show

Shelagh Turner is so adorable

New hairstyle for Val coming soon?

Trixie looking like a BABE

Her extensions on point! I’m jealous

“Mine looks terribly realistic” LMAO I LOVE WINNIE

Love the 60s salon decor lol

Poor Sister Winnifred needs a car😂

Ugh choke on that whistle Woolfe

“Iced buns” Run away boobs, look out 😂

GTFO! “Looking like she just got off the boat” BITCHHH!!!

People still love to tell me to straighten my hair and that’s my natural hair is too frizzy and messy, fuck you. *”beyonce!?” video voice* Lucille sweetie I’m sorry an ugly b*tch would even say that

This shit already pissing me off ugh, I know I’m white passing and it gives me privilege but my dad and lot of my family doesn’t and I get upsetttt thinking that they prob hear shit like this or have before(as SO many people do),, like I will throw hands

That goes for anyone tbh, 0 tolerance for racism. It angers me everyday

Val’s still in rollos loll, ugh I wanna get my hair done soon

am I immature or are Sister W’s sock puppets are funny as hell?😂😂

I love Sister Winnie tho she deserves more

Yass gal being your man he needs to be involved

Aww baby

BEATRIX !!! 😍 THIS IS A L O O K

I LOVE IT SM

ALSO Christopher is still a babe and he has a new car?? Sugar daddyyy 🤑

“My parents tried their best but domestic science wasn’t really on the syllabus at casa mia” LMFAO I AM TRIXIE

if only I was that gorgeous and fabulous

I love Val & Trixie’s banter 😂😘

“Not so long ago I thought I’d never be happy again and yet here I am. The human heart is really most resilient.” Oh Trixie I need to hear that.

Yes Lucille knock some sense into them

Sister Monica Joan, an 80-odd nun in the 60s is legit more open minded than an entire population in this country *cough cough Tr*mp & his disgusting supporters*

WHO PICKED THIS UGLY OUTFIT FOR SHELAGH? I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU

“She grew up in a communist country I doubt that’s conducive to a cheerful disposition.” LMAO

Lol my baby cousin is named Magdalena

“Her type” YOU MEAN A HUMAN. SHE’S A HUMAN. FROM THE CARIBBEAN.

THANK YOU VAL FOR THE DEFENSE IMA FLIP

O m f g I WANT TO FIGHTTTTT THIS MOTHER

Oh shit a stroke!!??

Lucille grabbing Val’s hand 😭

Sister MJ’s eyes😭😭

I forget you could smoke even in hospitals and planes back then

How is Teddy this big already?

SHELAGH’S FACE LMAOO intimidated by Magda

She’s a Catfish but for the better

Trixie again 😍 love that dress too!

I want her hair ugh

LMAO BURNT ASS GRAEPFRUIT

Yass Magda you’ve been living your best life, I need to get like you

“Everyone knows English coffee is very bad” LMAOO I LOVE HER ALREADY??

but also we know the best coffee is from the Caribbean & Columbia

“Better than what I’m used too” LMAO PATRICK YOU GONNA GET IT BOY

Shelagh’s faces I’m so ded

Time to step up your wardrobe tho Shelagh, Magda can’t upstage you in your own home

“Life really can change in the blink of an eye.” You’re telling me Phyllis

WINNIE LMAO putting her hand to her heart is me at every little thing

What happened to the cute nightgowns you owned Shelagh? cancel the moo moos

“You might want to put on a cardigan. You’re not on the continent now.” LMAO WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

like shoulders aren’t scandalous tf 😂 or is it bc it’s chilly? Either way Shelagh is so pressed, I die😂

don’t worry bby she don’t want your man lmao, no need to be worried

Damn calling her an invalid right in front of her Dr T? kinda fucked up

aw this poor husband 😭

guess who still hates Mrs Stanton? yo

she’s pregnant and dropped a pound and I go to the gym and cannot? what the hell

The bonchinche (gossip) at the salon is so realistic lol, it’s usually the hairdressers spilling the tea here when you go to people you know😂👏🏼

Shelagh in another dowdy outfit why!?

The costume designers doing Laura Main so dirty this series, she deserves better

I know she is not Trixie or Val but she can wear cute outfits too!

Like the grey dress from 6.2! The Jackie Kennedy-esque suit! She had some looks and now she’s in these dull avena colors

Don’t @ me bc of this either^ I appreciate fashion and just looking nice, let me rock and complain

“Filthy hands” Mrs Stanton boutta MEET MY TWO FISTS REAL SOON OMFG

“Proper English nurse”IM FUMINGGGGG

IDGAF she’s upset and wants to blame YOU DON’T GET TO JUSTIFY BEING RACIST

the black woman waiting just gave Lucille the most sad but understanding look my fucking heart

“It’s not up to you or Nurse Crane to decide how much unpleasantness I can bear.” FUCK YES LUCILLE BABE STICK UP FOR YOURSELF !!! TAKE NO SHIT

I L O V E H E R

Is their last name Romaine like the lettuce?

The track suit tho lolll

“The fears we have in the present often lie in the experiences of the past”😭yes

Can we call her Lucy? I love her

I feel you Val bb! I’m embarrassed that my country put literal evil garbage in the White House!!

Aw Val sorry bb

“I’ve had patients who won’t let me touch them bc they thought the blackness would rub off on their skin” set in 1963 and there’s still fucking disgusting people who act like this in 2018

🙌🏻👏🏼 LUCILLE ANDERSON

I’m glad ofc but ugh I hate when they resolve major/serious problems so quickly tbh

Omg I remember my hair was too short for braids so my mom would make me get “twisties” GOD THE PAIN I CAN STILL FEEL IT! AND THE RUBBER BANDS BREAKING AGAINST YOUR HEAD AHHH

Teddy omg the cutest

LMAO okay Tim, chill

A ROBERTS RADIO UGH I WANT ONEEE

Lmaoo Tim is tragic😂 he doesn’t get out much

Angela aw! An angel!

Magda serving a look aye

Where’s Shelagh to sing the toothbrush song?

The husband reminds me of a “who from whoville” loll

Occupational therapy clinic! Mika !! @nurse-franklin

Coq au vin? Chef Magda

“If you like that sort of thing” LMAO SALTYY AF

“Do I detect a tone?” LMAO OBVIOUSLY PATRICK, REASSURE YOUR WIFE SHE’S PRESSED

I’m laughing but really it’s not funny enough to drag it out lol, I hope Shelagh get’s over it quick

Lmaoo Shelagh a dress with her shoulders out and knees showing is not half dressed, calamate

Lol love her still

I do love her facial expressions too

But fr can she not wear all brown & whoever gave her the M’Lynn from Steel Magonlias hair? It gotta go

SISTER MJ AND LUCILLE MI CORAZÓN

“I could read to you”😭😭

Wait they play basketball?

Violet Buckle is under-appreciated and the Buckle family is too

Aw I’m proud of Marjorie’s husband

obvs hand in front of stomach placement ha

LMAO WINNIE STEALING THE CAR WHAT A THUG! GTA OUT HERE 😂

LMAO THIS DAD AW HE’S COACHING

PHYLLIS IN HER SKIRT BLESS, SHE’S GONNA BE PISSED THO LOLLL

He’s about to throw up I’m ded

Phyllis brought to tears about her, I feel 😂😭

Except my Bitch ass doesn’t have a car or license yet

“Wedding”😭

CAUGHT Lmaoo sorry Sis

“The longest paths lead into sunlight, when they are paved with love”😭😭

THESE DARLINGS BROUGHT FOOD I LOVEEE

Omfg do I see rellenos de papa?👀👀

That food looks so good ugh I wish I had some home cooked food rn

Ahh man that’s it?

Till next week😭..

#call the midwife #let's get it 1963 #my commentaries™#waiting every week is stress ahh

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kind of a review of homecoming or just my messy thoughts™

ok, ignore me if you don’t want spoilers bUT I MUST TALK ABOUt THIS

anyway. so. i literally went to the movie knowing 90% of the plot and scenes and even post-credits scenes bc this bitch has no self control and yeah i love spoilers, let me live.

so okay, on the things i loved:

ummm let’s start with the most important thing: virginia ‘pepper’ potts also known as the ultimate Love of My Life is alive????? and happy????? and fucking Glowing??????? and it’s been sO LONG??? SO FUCKING LONG???? WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY SAW THREE DIFFERENT VIDEOS OF THAT SCENE BEFORE WATCHING THE MOVIE BUT THE MOMENT SHE WALKED IN MY HEART STOPPED IS THIS REAL LIFE I??????????WWW

PEPPER’S DRESS

PEPPER’S FUCKING HAIR OKAY PEPPER’S HAIR CAN WE TALK ABOUT PEPPER’S HAIR

FUCK MY LIFE I’M NEVER GONNA BE OVER HER SMILE!! HER! SMILE!! SHE IS LITERALLY THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I’M OVERWHELMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY WIFe has always been fucking gORGEOUS BUT THAT’S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL EVEN FOR Her i’m emo

anyway, she is the literal love of mine and tony stark’s life, clearly

moving on, my son???? TONY STARK!!!

tony????????? HE????????? IS SUCH A DAD????????? A FUCKING GREAT D A D!!!!!!

i cannot believe how cute that whole mentoring (more like paRENTING) shit was and fuck he’s so good! SO GOOD!!! I’M SO PROUD!!!! I!!!!!!!!!

THE HOWARD STARK REFERENCES/MENTIONS BROKE ME INSIDE OH MY GOD AND TONY IS OBVIOUSLY SUCH A SUPERIOR FATHER FIGURE I NEVER DOUBTED MY SON ANYWAY BUT I AM WowW

thAT SCENE. U KNOW WHAT SCENE. DAT SCENE!!!

PETER PARKER LITERALLY HEARING TOny’s voice and getting stRONGER AND NOT GIVING UP BC OF THIS!!!!!! I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM, yeah, i love mY SON WHO IS A DAD A V GOOD DAD THE ULTIMATE DAD DEAL WITH IT BYE

eeeeh, i legit adored Peter??? he’s???? so cute?????????????????????

i swear, i never gave a fuck about spider-man or peter parker before but tom holland is literally so adorable and his peter parker is too cute, i’m adopting him

ned was so cute!!!!!!!!

michelle was v relatable.....also mj......idk, we haven’t seen much of her but like, i liked her??? lol

i LOVE KAREN OH MY GOD LITERALLY J.A.R.V.I.S’s wife imho.

DUM-E!!!!!!!! i CRIED!!!!!!!!!!! I!!!!!! AM SO GLAD!!!!!!

i also cracked up a lot of times during the film so that was nice too, it was a v light film and nice and fun yeah i liked this :)

happy was funny too

happy also representeD ME IN THAT SCENE

and leaving the best to the end...

THAT SCENE!!!! THAT SCENE!!!!!! THAT SCENE, BITCHES!!! I LITERALLY LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THAT SCENE I’M???? SO GLAD?????????????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK I’VE SEEN THAT SCENE ON REPEAT 18929287823 TIMES SINCE MONDAY BUT I’M NOT OVER IT?????W WILL I EVER BE OVER IT????W I DONT THINK SO HMMMM

tony and pepper are meant to be i mean if u don’t agree idgaf tbh they just are and i’m alive

listen...,,,,, since 2008 sINCE 2008, PALS!!!! 2 0 0 8

fuck

u wouldn’t believe the sounds i made the moment my darling children kissed lmfaoooooooooo thats my fAVOURITE PEPPERONY KISS I’M LIVING 4 THIS

no offense but where’s the blu ray so i can gif that scene 1891891829281 times in all different sizes and colorings etc for the rest of my life, um????

i nEED TO MAKE 9892898981 GIFSETS THAT FOCUS ON THAT S M I L E

HMMMMM THEY’RE SO IN LOVE??? AND I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO’S STILL REACHING BUT I CAN’T HEAR U OVER THE SOUND OF HOW HAPPY TONY AND PEPPER MAKE EACH OTHER AND HOw good they are

legit i would have given my first born to see them working out their issues on screen bUT U CAN’T HAVE EVERYTHING IN LIFE SO SINCE IT’S CLEAR THEY DID I’M GONNA TAKE IT AND TAKE IT GLADLY THANK U SONY FOR NOT BEING A HUGE BITCH AND PAYING GWYNETH PALTROW FOR THIS CAMEO I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL

(but i find it funny the same people (honestly only a few people, but still lmao i’m bitter) questioning the on screen/off screen thing are ones who never questioned the oN A BREAK THING HAPPENING OFF SCREEN LMAO I WONDER WHy.... lmao.......)

tony and pepper are gonna get married i mean, idgaf what happens they’d better get married now i better see tony stark calling pepper his wife since i know i won’t be lucky enough to see her in infinity war bc marvel can spend all the money on white bois but no money for poc or female chARACTERS RETURNING NONO LMFAO Thank u again @ sony

i still have A LOT to say about that scene, that was one minute that save my life and the very reason i even actually paid to see the movie lmfao so like,i’m never gonna shut up about it............

ok that’s what i loved

what i didn’t love:

was this really necessary to have all these younger aunt may™ jokes i was literally so uncomfortable @ that restaurant dude and especially that one dude at the beginning and the “his hot aunt/how’s your daughter” thing i’m sorry but lmao.... despite all of this aunt may was actually v cute and i’m glad they didn’t force the ~interaction thing with tony. also while we’re at it: fuck all these jokes i had to endure for a whole year lmfao yEAH I’M BITTEr

i don’t really get liz’s character like, she was cute af and all but i felt like she was kind of just??? there?? idk no hate ok, but i just :ccc

the villain was ok..... he was creepy but nothing much imo, like most marvel villains. i wasn’t as impressed as everyone else seemed to be but then again, i spoiled myself like a mf so that could be it in part lol

okay, i can’t think at all right now but that’s it tbh my otp lives and they’re the reason i didn’t watch this movie months later lol i’m trash etc, but yeah, that was a pretty fun movie overall :D

#homecoming spoilers #smh spoilers #spiderman spoilers #mcu spoilers #sPOILERS #idk i just had a lot of feelings so here's this thing

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I meant all of them

Wait seriously??? oh man i cant believe this…its 3am here *sighs* But fine, if thats what you want i will answer them all!

i honestly cant believe you made me do this AT FREAKING 3AM! I hate you Kat! jk jk I love you

and i just remembered…rip mobile users

(under cut cause this will be long af)

1. What is you middle name?

Already answered^^

2. How old are you?

19 yo

3. When is your birthday?

17th December

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Sagittarius

5. What is your favorite color?

Black

6. What’s your lucky number?

honestly i dont have one.

7. Do you have any pets?

yes

8. Where are you from?

Portugal

9. How tall are you?

would it be bad if i said i dont know? @ 176 cm i think

10. What shoe size are you?

40-41

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

7-8 or smth

12. What was your last dream about?

me being surrounded by spiders (that was terrifying af btw)

13. What talents do you have?

Honestly dont think i have any talents…

14. Are you psychic in any way?

nope

15. Favorite song?

a tie between 1004, Feel So Good and Now

16. Favorite movie?

The Imitation Game

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

no idea tbh

18. Do you want children?

nopes

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

nah

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yes

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

nopes

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

nah

24. Baths or showers?

Showers

25. What color socks are you wearing?

Grey

26. Have you ever been famous?

nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

never

28. What type of music do you like?

rock and ballads

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

nope

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

turned to the side

32. How big is your house?

not to big

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

cerials or milk plus some cookies (or nothing but sshh)

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

nope

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

honestly

37. Favorite swear word?

fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

almost 30 hrs

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

yes

41. Are you a good liar?

sometimes i guess

42. Are you a good judge of character?

i think so

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

yep, i have fun with that sometimes lol

44. Do you have a strong accent?

i think so

45. What is your favorite accent?

brittish

46. What is your personality type?

i’m an introvert

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

i guess a jacket? I buy pretty cheap stuff so i’m not sure lmao

48. Can you curl your tongue?

dont think so

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

if by innie and outie you many going out or stay home then i’m definitly an innie lol

50. Left or right handed?

right

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Fucking yes, as i said that dream was fucking terrifying

52. Favorite food?

rice with tune

53. Favorite foreign food?

dont think i ever ate foreing food so no idea tbh

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

i’m probably both more messy tho

55. Most used phrased?

to be honest (thats a phrase idgaf lmao)

56. Most used word?

well

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

less than 20 mins

58. Do you have much of an ego?

nah

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

both lol

60. Do you talk to yourself?

all the time

61. Do you sing to yourself?

all the freaking time

62. Are you a good singer?

no way lmao

63. Biggest Fear?

spiders

64. Are you a gossip?

dont think so

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

i dont remember any movie now…oops lmao

66. Do you like long or short hair?

short

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

no fucking way lmao

68. Favorite school subject?

math probably

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

talking to in font of a crowd

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

sometimes

74. Are you ticklish?

ahahah no way…maybe…slightly

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

dont think so

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

yep, kind of

77. Have you ever drank underage?

nope

78. Have you ever done drugs?

nope and never will

79. Who was your first real crush?

a classmate of mine? i dont even know if that was true or lie i made up…oh well i dont care anyway lol

80. How many piercings do you have?

081. Can you roll your Rs?“

nope

82. How fast can you type?

not to fast

83. How fast can you run?

i cant run fast period

84. What color is your hair?

brown

85. What color is your eyes?

brown

86. What are you allergic to?

spinach

87. Do you keep a journal?

nope

88. What do your parents do?

my dad in construction business and my mom in a kitchen

89. Do you like your age?

maybe?

90. What makes you angry?

a lot of stuff, but more when people make fun of stuff i like

91. Do you like your own name?

yeah

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

nopes

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

neither

94. What are you strengths?

honestly idk

95. What are your weaknesses?

sometimes i consider my introversion a weakness of mine tbh

96. How did you get your name?

my parents though i looked a lot alike my older brother whose middle name was Daniel

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

no idea

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

purple

100. Color of your room?

pink

#really kat #really??#and i'm amazed at myself i fucking did it #i need a life #and sleep #lmao #long post

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messedupessy · 4 years

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HE JUST NEED A MOMENT YES YES (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)❤

Bc I had a serious need for a preggy boi, after that my pal @bowlofrice drew one over on twitter, so I put up a poll over night and so not surprising the Edge boy won ofc xD tho with only one vote, it was real close that Scratch ended up winning instead pft

But yeah, it’s been awhile since I last drew a preggy boi and damn it sure was nice af xD he turned out hella messy and stuff but idgaf, he still turned out really good yes yes, used a pic I found on the net as a ref, as I knew what I wanted pose wise but knew I couldn’t do it by hand yes

Also it’s not just his back that is hurting him in this pic, but also his bad hip bc hey been pregnant will make it hurt more xD and he is trying to pretend he is fine so he can go and do stuff, like make food, fold the laundry, because he is a workaholic and got a hard time not doing things. Hopefully his partner will get him to sit his pregnant arse down and to just rest, who that partner is I will leave up to ya, as I got no one in mind UwU ❤

#undertale #underfell #underfell papyrus #MessedUpEssy #ecto body #pregnancy #mpreg #Essy's Art #Essy's Undertale Art #he was originally going to be pantless #but i changed my mind #i so can picture him like walking around without a shirt or have it open like he do in the pic while preggers #he just likes seeing that tummy #bc he rly likes kids and he is so frikking happy about getting some at last #even tho it causes him so much pain #so do he feel its so worth it #his biggest dream in life is to settle down and get a horde of kids after all pft #i barely even tried with that couch tho imma just saying pft #its a mess #but it will do yes yes #i had planned on drawing more pics of him preggers in like the same pic #but it didn't happen #didn't get to draw anything else today #bc of stuff and my mood going sour #but meh #time to play some games or something yes yes

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e w im not a cancer or a taurus :/ like everyone i have ever talked with here (not irl) is a cancer and im tired of it, honestly cancers are crybabies and v moody and they are like pisces but pisces is more kind, taurus is idk like a mother??? lovs food??? but tbh they both are v boring and cancer is shitty but is like: "im emotional uwu" and is cancerous, taurus r good people but they r dumb :/ i can't believe that u would think im one of those hoes,,,,,,,,,,,,, im offended,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

KSFLKJFKDJFL you said u were the worst sign tho?????? ok….. as long as ur not a cancer or taurus…………………………………we good👀FJHKFJKD i was scared bc you didnt reply in a while so i was like OH NO maybe theyre ACTUALLY a cancer and i hurt their feelings and theyre ghosting me now…… but ur not So 😏 bullet #DODGED

i never ask my friends irl about their signs cuz idgaf lol but i’ve never met any scorpios???? i hear people saying that they r satan and everything i read abt them is: “they’re fucking evil b ye” but i always ignored this sign and didn’t really read much about it……… so r u a typical evil scorpio? cancer+scorpio= emotional scorpio??? kind scorpio??? u don’t sound evil tho………. u sound like a meme (that’s a compliment)

JSLKJFLJSLK i don’t think im an evil scorpio??? maybe an emo ass b*tch who Luvs drama but i wouldn’t slash someones tires or anything lmao ? if someone wronged me i’d probably just go home and cry and blast mariah carey or somethin loltbh out of the 3 scorpios ive known in my life, 1 was COOL until i accidentally hurt her feelings and she ghoSTED ME,,,, and the other 2 were funny n relatable but emotionally draining and MESSY AF lmao. i got a lot of capricorn so i got sticks up my ass all the time :/ but at least it keeps me from being a messy ass b*tch!!!!!!!! u wont catch me crying or screaming in public lol!!!!!!!

but like idk scorpio+cap is literally satan???? cuz angry dead inside evil+ a cold snake kind of evil=satan,,,,,,,, and the sign are= good kind normal bois/satan,,,,,,,,,, good kind normal bois= taurus+cancer+libra+sag+aquarius+pisces,,,,,,, satan= aries+gemini+leo+virgo+scorpio+cap

bunch i know……… thats why im tryna hook up w vincnet karm the Devil himself :/ cmon anon 👏👏👏 in my Ho opinion:good bois = VIRGO, LEO, aquariusgood bois i dont like but think r hot lol = sagittarius, libra, pisces problematic faves = gemini, aries, capricorn, scorpiosatan bois = CANCER, TAURUS (the only cancer id date is nadia!!!!)

idk but my moon sign is always changing????? just like my mbti type, sometimes im an extrovert, sometimes introvert, like tell me my fuckin mbti shit already u lying ass test, and my mom is a liar cuz she once said i was born at 3am then the next week said i was born at 12pm????? whot is the truth m'lady!!!!!!!!!!!!

why she always lyin………………………………………………. first she tells u ur a gemini and now she tells u u were born at 12pm??????? What Are you Hiding Mom!!!!!!!!

#Anonymous

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apsbicepstraining · 7 years

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5 Foolproof Hairstyles That Will Last Through Even The Toughest Exercising

Nothings worse than being in the middle of a HIIT route and incessantly getting a morsel of your own long locks.

Last time I checked, hair was not a part of my macros.

There are plenty of excuses to skip a workout a marathon, impromptu margs with your lovers, free burrito epoch at Chipotle, or even your bedlooking additional cozy and comfy.

But of all those possible condones, your mane getting in your face surely shouldnt be one of them( yes, I maybe should stop using these justifies in general, but thats besides the level ).

Here are five easy, resilient, and of course, adorablehairstyles, that will last-place through even your most devastatingly difficult workouts.

1. The Surface Pony( With A Twist)

The side ponytail isone of my own personal favourites, specially because its the eventual panacea for fussy fly-aways.

Its kind of like Chinese meat bringing: dependable, reliable, and always there for you when youre seeming lazy AF.

This version throws a( literal) construction on a boring ponytail, establishing it look super thought without much contributed complication.

2. The Dutch Braid

I know it doesnt genuinely look like it, butthis is such a low-keybadass hairstyle. Whenever I wear these dutch laces, I feel like Im a cross between an MMA fighter and a warrior princess.

Whether you decide to show this form off at kickboxing or red-hot yoga, its guaranteed to stay in place through sweat, sun salutes, and side-kicks.

3. The Ballerina Bun

Who told ballet buns were reserved only for prima ballerinas? Were taking this bad boy from Swan Lake to SoulCycle.

This video includes a bun footing and hair cyberspace, which both rise pretty cheap if you want to go all out for maximum hold.

4. The Braided Bun

This awesome hybrid hairstyle is sure to withstand just about any ab circuit.

I know what youre contemplating You learned how to do a ballerina bun, and now you have to figure out how to combine it with a lace ?!

This is way easier than it examines, though, and youll chump people into thinking you teleportedstraight from your senior prom to the StairMaster. Totally worth it.

5. The Messy Bun

I call this hairstyle The IDGAF because I literally go to sleep with my mane in a bun, I wake up, and Im somehow #blessed with this seemingly intricate updo.

Atutorial isnt really necessary for this one, but hey, if youre find specially ambitious, I believe there are ways to carefully sculpt the mess.

This low-maintenance look was mostly became for the gym, because when it gets a little tousled, it ogles evencuter.

Tousle away your fastenings arent going anywhere.

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