#abracafuckyou

[isabelguerra]

i forgot owl house was another alternative option for wizard au but lets be real here even though i wrote ‘isabel captain of the quadball team and her rough-around-the-edges second hand wizard sportball partner who initially had a small very intensely felt rivalry that led to an uneasy alliance that led to friendship that led to Well You Know and theyre very awkward about navigating that

i forget where i was going with that but i cant do owl house au because its just. well. i mean. i mean its just that its um well. yknow. uts like. hm

#isabel casts abracafuckyou and johnny is so mad he intentionally runs directly into it

[wizardbracket]

Round 2: Match 2 of 32

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

VR-LA:

Vanquished (so far): Baradun

"VR-LA is so so angsty and sad and doing inadvisable magics about it"

"He got high on a curse from the abyss and various other factors and looked through the weave itself"

"He is so autism wizard I LOVE him! He has a hat and he also wants to sue Arcadia!"

“He's a robot archivist with a pet sphere exploring the multiverse on a magic spaceship”

Taako:

Vanquished (so far): Lup Taaco

"Because wizard (and cooking while wizard) is his whole deal"

“Um. He's Taako? Y'know... from TV? ”

“Specializes in transmutation, which he used in his traveling cooking show Sizzle It Up with Taako.”

“He said abracafuckyou once that was funny.”

#wizardbracket #rolling with difficulty #vr la #vr la rwd #the adventure zone #taako #taako taaco

[montrosepretty]

#the adventure zone

[ems-ocs-dumpingground]

62 OC Questions

ALL CREDIT GOES TO @/abracafuckyou ON WATTPAD!! link to original post!

in short, i found this list of oc questions on wattpad, but i absolutely DESPISE wattpad’s layout so i’m putting it here for easier access and so i don’t have to deal with ads in between every other chapter :)

what song best represents your oc?

does your oc have any birthmarks?

does your oc have/had any braces?

who was your oc’s first crush (if they had one?)

how many languages does your oc know and what are they?

how good at flirting is your oc?

does your oc believe in love at first sight?

what type of parent would your oc be?

what is your oc’s fatal flaw?

how much does your oc curse?

out of your ocs, who is your favorite?

what does your oc think their best feature is (physically or otherwise)?

how much does beauty matter to your oc?

does your oc know how to play any instruments?

is your oc religious?

is your oc more academic smart or street smart?

what’s your oc’s middle name?

what’s your oc’s dnd alignment (lawful good, chaotic neutral, etc.)?

how easily/how much does your oc cry?

how attractive does your oc think they are?

how easily can your oc tell if when someone is in love with them?

best song lyric(s) that represent your oc?

what’s your oc’s favorite show/what would be their favorite show?

does your oc have any pets/animal companions?

what’s your oc’s music taste?

is your oc good at drawing?

does your oc likes sports?

what motivates your oc?

does your oc have any tattoos? would they get any?

do you have side ocs that aren’t apart of the main story?

does your oc have house plants?

does your oc believe in zodiac signs/astrology?

does your oc’s name mean anything special?

does your oc have any scars?

what is/what would be your oc’s favorite band?

do any of your oc’s have common fears (spiders, heights, the dark, etc.)?

does your oc snore?

does your oc have any self care/beauty routines?

if you have a ship with your oc’s, what is “their song?”

who is your oc’s idol?

does your oc think there’s a meaning of life?

what does/what would your oc think of social media? what are they like on social media?

what’s your oc’s laugh like?

take a random buzzfeed quiz as your oc. what did they get? are the results in character?

does your oc believe in soulmates?

what is your oc’s favorite color?

what is your oc’s relationship with their biological family like?

does your oc have children? would they like to have children?

does your oc have any specific mannerisms?

what does your oc smell like?

what’s your oc’s hogwarts house?

does your oc have siblings? if so, what’s their relationship like?

how does your oc die?

what trope(s) does your oc fit into?

does your oc love themselves?

does your oc work out?

does your oc cook?

does your oc have good hand writing?

what is your oc’s biggest secret?

does your oc believe in anything supernatural?

how charismatic/socially apt is your oc?

does your oc prefer home or travel?

#that fact that i EVER settled for wattpad is crazy #anyway if op finds this and wants me to take it down i wil!! #oc prompt #oc questions #questions

[liltaz-asatreat]

🌹 🌹 !!

:D!!

Ask game here!!

These are both from Chapter 2 of Julia Burnsides vs Canon Lore :D

1. “I also have a willow tree with the colors of a sunset in the background on my thigh,” he slaps his left thigh with a large grin on his face. “That's for my family and my home after I decided to leave and explore the world and spread the word of Pan. The weird thing though is that the color of the sunset is a blue-green color with some light purple in the mix?” He laughs again and shakes his head. “Guy must have been color blind or somethin'. Either way, it's still a fantastic piece of art.”

(The different color sunset is from the minimal research I did about the colors of sunsets on other planets with different colored skies and came to the conclusion it would probably be the color of light frequencies a little bit above the regular purple which could honestly be completely wrong, but it's a fantasy world so shh lol)

2. “Magnus, what are you–?”

Before she can finish her sentence, he whips the chain around the spider's left legs, and he trips it, causing it to fall onto its side.

“Babe, you didn't have to deal with this!” Julia says as Magnus raises his ax. “You could have gone for Magic Brian!”

“But I had this idea to keep it from attacking you, and no amount of fear is going to stop me from protecting you.” He carves out some of its eyes, and the spider hisses in pain.

“Magnus, I love you so much, but you are an absolute idiot sometimes.”

(This moment was born brought to you by the fact that if Magnus attacked Magic Brian, Magic Brian wouldn't have attacked Taako, and he wouldn't have nearly killed him, leading to him not being able to discover cheese lol Or have his abracafuckyou moment)

#Thank you for sending this in!! :D #ask game #Julia Burnsides vs Canon Lore #written works of Gab

[extreme-technicality]

Listening to TAZ first means that I will always privately refer to any Magic Missile as Abracafuckyou

#technical talks #anyway mn hit level 5 and they got Scary

[queenofmoons]

IT’S NOT ALL ABRACAFUCKYOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU! I HAVE A BEATING HEART! IM MULTIDIMENSIONAL! IM A FULLY REALIZED CREATION! FUCK!

[mugenloopdalove]

Theil would say abracafuckyou

#gerard's diary #i gotta relisten to taz...

[helpimsotired]

I respect ONE man

#personal #mbmbam #justin mcelroy #my brother my brother and me #griffin mcelroy #the adventure zone #taz #travis mcelroy #mcelboys #mcelroy #sawbones #jk rowling #twitter #tweet #taz taako #taako adventurezone #abracafuckyou #tw transfobia #harry potter #hp

[scraptopi]

This piece is back up in the shop!

You can buy it here or get the pattern here

#cross stitch #xstitch #xstitch pattern #cross stitch pattern #taz #the adventure zone #taako #abracafuckyou #mine #fiber crafts #fiber art

[mcamandaart]

I can't believe I never posted this once I finished it! Who else is a fan of the Adventure Zone: Balance? I absolutely LOVED the podcast and I'm adoring the graphic Novels. This is the first series that I just had to incorporate catchphrases and quotes onto the coffee fan mugs. Anyways, if you like podcasts featuring fun fantasy stories created by a family playing dungeons & dragons together, I highly recommend it. #tako #theadventurezone #coffeemug #fanart #balance #tazbalance #thezonecast #abracafuckyou #umbrastaff https://www.instagram.com/p/CbLZYCnFc__/?utm_medium=tumblr

#tako #theadventurezone #coffeemug #fanart #balance #tazbalance #thezonecast #abracafuckyou #umbrastaff

[isabelguerra]

i hate that i have to whittle an actual surrounding storyline for the wizard au is it not enough to exclusively write 30k of izjo casting AbracaFuckYou and pining for 6 years

#said lying on my bed feet kicking in the air having so much fun as i whittle down the wizard au surrounding storyline #two wolves inside of you. one wants to drop the 8 izjo wizard fics As They Are And Be Done With It #the other wants 50 Chapter 200k Comprehensive Year-By-Year Storyline With All The Cool Other Stuff Too #what about maxes mom........ what about the weird shit going on in the black lake.......... what about scrapdragon the blind basalisk......

[wizardbracket]

Round 1: Match 4 of 64

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Lup:

“She specializes in evocation, specifically fire, and she's super rad. She turns herself into a lich and builds a magic-consuming umbrella.”

Taako:

“Um. He's Taako? Y'know... from TV? ”

“Specializes in transmutation, which he used in his traveling cooking show Sizzle It Up with Taako.”

“He said abracafuckyou once that was funny.”

#wizardbracket #the adventure zone #lup #lup taaco #taako #taako taaco #taako and lup

[maraden-art]

I just remembered The Adventure Zone today and got hit by a wave of nostalgia. If not for this podcast I randomly found ~two years ago I probably wouldn’t be playing dnd today... So needless to say, had to draw Taako, my absolute fav. 100% lazy comfort zone, I really really want to finish it tho !

#The Adventure Zone #TAZ Balance #Taako #Taako Taaco #Dungeons and Dragons #DnD #high elf #wizard #abracafuckyou #dood #tbd #sketch #ok to reblog

[carouselcarl]

Taako and Garyl with text. Happy Pride month 

#taako the elf #taako #taako and garyl #the adventure zone #krebstar #garyl #abracafuckyou

[cephalo-podcast]

My teacher just asked me to put a quote, any quote on her little board thing.

I had to physically restrain myself from putting "if you touch my cloaks I'll explode your head".

I put this instead.

BUT REST ASSURED

IF SHE ASKS ME TO DO IT AGAIN I'M PUTTING A MUCH LESS INSPIRING AND MICH MORE STUPID TAZ QUOTE

#no dogs on the moon. they just run right off the dang thing #abracafuckyou #bad news compadres this place is magic as heck #the adventure zone #taz quotes #another high contender was #and if course but this is school so no swears #i might do next time #but im open to suggestions