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nny11writes · 2 years

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🤩😅🥺🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💔👀

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

I mean, I don't think folks will be too surprised to learn it switches between Catra and Glimmer right now lol. My hidden fave that I rarely write ever is Netossa :D

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

Oh god, how far are we going back here cuz I've been doing this for over 20 years now.............

Okayokayokayokayokay- SMIDGE embarrassed exists....hmmmm.

Weirdly enough, it's a ST:VOY fic I wrote forever ago called "Backwards". It was a big growth moment fic for me. At the time I was mostly posting in Voq Je Bang and was probably one of the youngest writers in there and I wanted to write a fic where B'Elanna was actually closer to Seska but it was a B7 fic to and I didn't commit to a darker tone or lighter tone or much of anything beyond my twist ending. Half the people who read it loved it and the other half wrote me very nice comments about how "The twist just wasn't for them" or confusion on build up to the twist.

At the time I was crushed but I also tried to take the writing advice to heart. Nowadays when I think about it there's a little twinge of "oh boy that sure was cringe".

I'm not outright embarrassed by anything I've written, plenty of stuff I'm not proud of but also not embrassed. Like, you can still read the very first fic I ever posted that was the LoZ:WW and HP crossover fic with a lot of questionable humor and was intended to be read as a fun fic but also a very deadly serious full game walkthrough. Which maybe I should feel embarrassed about that one but YOU CAN'T MAKE ME NANANANA BOO BOO!!!!

But also, am I going to link to either of these directly? Absolutely not. Go digging through the trash like the rest of us raccoons!

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh? (but, like, 5 times in a row)

Also this got long because of course it did!

Let's Try This Again, Chapter 11, Star Wars

“Wait,” he said, brain finally catching up to what she’d actually said, “what do you mean Master Windu isn’t done?”

“There was some damages left behind after-”

“Master, you need to let her speak!” Anakin huffed.

Obi-Wan looked both sheepish and churlish. “I was just trying to help.”

“Ok, thanks, please don’t?” Anakin grumbled and looked at Ahsoka.

She grinned back at him, in what was far too evil of a manner for a child, before saying, “I don’t mind!”

“I appreciate that, but Anakin is right.” Master Obi-Wan conceded with just a hint of a stern look.

“Ok,” Ahsoka said with a shrug, “there was some damages left behind.”

When Obi-Wan snorted, Anakin buried his face in his hands. “This is serious!?”

Ahsoka pouted, “ ‘m always serious!”

2. Guardian Angel, She-Ra

“Wait, wait, wait,” Netossa holds her hands up and Catra is so grateful to not be the one explaining any of this, “You’re telling me that she is magically bonded to this alien that reflects her emotions, which (by the way) we can’t understand it AND that she can see and hear Queen Angella?”

Adora smiles awkwardly, clearly trying to act like this is a normal everyday experience that everyone has at some point. Because absolutely everyone has become mentally and emotionally bonded to an alien creature while being actively haunted by the people they’ve killed. “Yes!”

“...that new She Ra form working okay? No side effects to it?” Netossa delicately asks more towards Bow than anyone else.

3. Pink Lizard Thunderbolt Incident, Star Wars (AKA Drunk!Ahsoka has a fun night, AKA the one I spent way too much time learning Star Wars alcoholic drinks for)

“You drink one Pink Lizard and everyone becomes an asshole!”

Anakin had panicked for a hot minute while Obi-Wan had immediately sat her down. She’d been quickly forced to explain that Kix had seen her and discharged her already, no she wasn’t dying, and no they only ate through the stomach lining of humans according to the bartender.

Anakin had eventually smiled widely, far too manic for anyone’s tastes, looking between her and Obi-Wan, “We’re high tolerance drinkers! That’s our lineage tick!”

“No,” Obi-Wan tried his best to discourage the notion. “I know what you’re thinking and we should definitely not-”

“Yes!” Anakin insisted, only getting more excited, “We need to get drinks together! Now!”

“No,” Obi-Wan and Ahsoka had both insisted, but for wildly different reasons.

“But yes!” Anakin chripped far to happy and loud for anyone to enjoy as he dragged them off towards their quarters. “So what are we having, I know how to get the good stuff in here.”

“Either get me herbal tea or get me another Pink Lizard so I can die in kriffing peace!” Ahsoka snarled and tried to get her arm out from the mechno grip he’d locked her into.

Obi-Wan said, “I second the motion! Let me go Anakin!”

“Cool, I’m thinking jet juice to start then some skee’s and we’ll see how we’re feeling.” Anakin said the same way some people might imply that eating a small desert after a meal might be one step too far.

Ahsoka and Obi-Wan looked at one another in horror, mute from fear.

“How are you still alive?” She whispered staring up at her Master with new respect.

4. It's All Fun and Games Until, Chapter 1, She-Ra (why must I choose between my children on this fic?)

Glimmer held one hand up, the other rubbed at her eyes before turning to look at the final culprit.

Catra, somehow still looking bored despite the way some of her hair was actively smoldering explained, “Things went fucktangular.”

“Well, fuck.” Glimmer groaned, giving the three of them one more look. “How did you three always manage to beat us? You’re disasters when left alone. For literally FIVE MINUTES!”

“Actually, it was only four minutes and twenty three seconds we were alone. So that means we’re improving our efficiency drastically!” Entrapta cheered, bouncing on her hair while high fiving both Catra and Scorpia.

Bow restrained Glimmer by gently grasping her elbow and whispering, “Stay strong for mother.”

5. Sketchy, She-Ra

It made her feel like she was an actual fucking artist, like an old master teaching their young pupil, who they may or may not be banging on the side. So what if all her drawings looked like Princess Goddess? Fuck off, it’s not your business! Anyways, here she is as an angel and several homoerotic saints. Don’t read into it.

💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

Declarations fucking destroyed me regularly tbh lol! There's a lot of unresolved feelings between all the characters in it, and no one ever totally gets what the others are trying to say or do. I didn't know I was autistic when I was writing it but boy howdy was it the fic I channeled a lot of negative and weird feelings from into regarding that and my anxiety and depression at the time. It was super cathartic to write at times considering the depths of mental health hell I was in at the time.

Still fucked me up and broke my heart to write this story where two people care so damn much about one another and keep missing one another by inches.

There's plenty of lovely fun stuff too, squishy soft feelings and warm fuzzies. But a lot of that fic is just getting to watch Obi-Wan and Ahsoka feel bad and try to figure out how to stop feeling bad together.

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

Okay, don't hold me to this one, we'll see what happens or if it goes anywhere at all, but I'm working on a She-Ra selkie AU based on that tumblr post where someone hands another person back their coat and whoops we're married now. Anyhow free WiP Wednesday on accident :D

There’s no moment where she remembers a change or transformation. Adora was always a human until she suddenly has always been a seal with fur glowing nearly golden under the sun.

“Oh.” She says because what else is there to say. It turns out Adora isn’t some crazy person.

Which means she’s exactly what she said she is.

Which means that in Catra’s rush to be nice for 2 seconds to feel better about herself, she accidentally tricked Adora into marrying her a year ago. And then abandoned her new wife who had to go hunting for her across the country. Her wife, the selkie. Her wife, who is currently a seal, but also not, but seriously she’s a seal right now.

Catra carefully lowers herself to her knees, head tilting as Adora barks at her and wobbles forward on her flippers a bit. All the whiskers on her face point forward towards her, bright blue eyes twinkling with excitement and mischief before she snorts hard enough to surprise Catra and then rolls over with what sounds suspiciously like a laugh before vanishing into the lake.

#thanks for asking!#thanks for playing!#ask game #writer ask game #BEHOLD ALL THE FICS I LOVETH (but not like all of them just a lot of them)#WiP Wednesday #but on accident somehow since I wasn't planning on doing it lol #will I ever stop feeling super proud of Declarations even when thinking about it makes my chest hurt a little?#absolutely not dumb question!#Me: I swear my drunk Ahsoka fic is fun and funny!#Every Sane Person: Okay that's nice sweetie #the selkie AU #I wanted to choose a WiP I haven't talked about a ton already since I tend to gush on certain ones #Or have other's I've talked about before (I swear Princess & the Thief is not dead!)#so selkie AU it is

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kitmarlowe · 1 year

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#taskmaster #taskmasteredit #kiell smith bynoe #alex horne #gif #taskmaster spoilers #the face of a man who immediately knows he's asked a dumb question #but will absolutely commit to it

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mickittotheman · 18 days

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Hello! Can I ask for gallavich + 47? Thank you :)

Hi!! I too am fueled by spite so this was a very fun prompt to fill.

47. ...out of spite

Mickey only hears the conversation by accident.

It’s early. Way too fucking early to be awake, but he’d reached up to grab at Ian’s big warm arm and his fingers had met nothing but cold empty sheets and the jolt of panic he’d felt had been enough to have him stumbling up and out and down the hall.

The panic is receding a bit now, with Ian’s voice floating up the stairs. There’s other noises, too. The coffee maker burbling, dishes clinking, the fridge rattling as it’s opened and closed, but all Mickey is focused on is ian ian ian.

The panic ebbs out to a low grade hum. It never goes away completely. Probably never will.

Mickey sighs, scrubbing at his eyes with one hand, the other one still clutching the stair railing so hard his knuckles are white.

Slowly, the actual words Ian’s saying start to filter through.

“–is that supposed to mean? Of course he’s good for me. He’s the only reason I came back in the first place!”

There’s the sound of someone slurping obnoxiously. Probably Lip drinking his fucking coffee. He always slurps when he drinks coffee. “He’s also the reason you left, so.”

“Fuck off, Lip.”

“Seriously?” Fiona scoffs, faucet squeaking as she shuts off the water, “That’s why you disappeared out of the fucking blue?”

Oh.

Mickey twists his lips. Debates just turning around and going back to sleep. It’s too fucking early for this shit.

“I left for a lot of reasons, okay?”

“Ian. Sweetcheeks. I’m just worried about you. We’re all worried about you–”

“Well, maybe everyone should be more worried about you.”

“Ian!”

“He’s got a point.”

“Who’s fucking side are you on, Lip?”

“I’m not on anyone’s side. Jesus.” Another obnoxious slurp. “And keep your fucking voices down, you’re gonna wake up the kids.”

“Wouldn’t want that,” Ian snarks, “Liam hasn’t been sleeping very well. Wonder why that is.”

“Ian. Please. I just want what’s best for you.”

“Mickey is what’s best for me.”

“Seriously?” Fiona laughs, and Mickey would probably be more offended if he hadn’t nearly blurted out the same thing.

He swipes at his nose. Shoots a longing glance down the hall behind him, towards his little makeshift nest on the floor made of blankets and pillows that smell like Ian. Shoots a longing glance down the stairs in front of him, towards Ian. He sighs again. Sits on the top step. Tunes back into Fiona’s tirade.

“He’s a thug–”

“–you just got out of jail.”

“He’s a highschool drop-out–”

“–we’re all highschool dropouts.”

“He’s a Milkovich–”

“–oh, because being a Gallagher is so much better?”

“He can barely even stand to touch you–”

“–trust me, he touches me plenty.”

“In private,” Fiona presses, pitching her voice louder over the sound of Lip snorting and nearly choking to death on his coffee. “The moment you guys are around other people he acts like you’re radioactive fucking waste.”

“Jesus, Fi, can you blame him for not wanting people to find out–?”

“But we already know! He knows that we know. And he knows damn well that Gallaghers don’t snitch.”

Mickey gnaws on his lower lip, eagerly awaiting Ian’s snarky comeback.

It never comes.

“Ian, sweetie,” Fiona says, voice soft again, “I’m just worried you’re getting too attached.”

Say something.

“I’m– Ian, I’m sorry, but I think you're reading signs you hope are there, instead of the signs that actually are there.”

C’mon, Ian, fucking say something.

“I just… don’t think he’s as into you as you're into him.”

Ian finally says something.

“Yeah,” he says.

Mickey blinks. His mouth drops open. His brows scrunch together.

“I really am sorry, sweetheart–”

“No, it’s.” There’s the sound of Ian taking in a shuddery breath, followed by a deep sigh. “You might be right.”

Jesus fucking christ.

Mickey hauls himself up. Stomps down the stairs. Hears Lip mutter ‘oh shit’ before he’s even in view.

By the time Mickey reaches the base of the stairs they’re all looking at him with wide eyes. Lip sitting at the table, Fiona standing by the sink, Ian leaning against the fridge.

“Mickey!” Ian says, voice painfully faux-cheery, “I– um, good morning, when did you wake u–”

“Shut up,” Mikey bites out. He plants himself right in front of Ian. Jabs a finger hard against his chest. “You must be the stupidest goddamn fucker on the planet.”

Ian’s strained smile drops.

“Hey!” Fiona protests, but Mickey ignores her.

He forcefully reminds himself of what happened the last time he was too much of a fucking coward. Swallows down the nerves dread don’t bubbling up his throat and fizzing through his veins.

His hands are shaking, just a bit.

He brings them up, uses one to shove Ian back against the fridge and the other to fist in Ian’s hair, yanks down his head enough so Mickey doesn’t have to go up on his fucking tippytoes like some bitch.

Ian makes this surprised little sound when their lips collide. Which actually works out great, because it gives Mickey the opportunity to shove his tongue into his mouth.

Mickey can feel the tension seeping out of Ian. That shocked little noise morphs into a deep groan. Ian’s big hands clamp down on Mickey’s hips hard enough to bruise.

“Woah, okay, that is way more than I need to see,” Lip announces, punctuated by the sound of his chair scraping harshly against the floor. “I’m gonna go ahead and finish my coffee somewhere else. Preferably somewhere very far away.”

Mickey grins into the kiss. Relishes in momentary victory. Two down, one to go.

He pulls back, their lips making a positively indecent sound as they part. Mickey huffs when Ian tries to trail after him. Uses the grip on his hair to keep him at bay.

Mickey turns his head just enough to cock a pointed brow at Fiona. “That enough touching for you? Or should I go all out and bend over the kitchen table for him?”

Ian makes a strangled sound. His hands spasm on Mickey’s hips. He yanks Mickey closer, so Mickey can better appreciate the way he’s grown hard as a rock, the way his dick is pressing perfectly up against Mickey’s own.

Fiona rolls her eyes and throws her hands up in the air in defeat. “Okay, alright, you’ve made your point.” She brushes past them. Pauses just before disappearing up the stairs to look back at them with a solemn, serious expression. Locks eyes with Mickey. “I really, genuinely hope I’m wrong about you.”

Mickey swallows hard. Stares after her as she retreats.

He hopes so, too.

His grip on Ian tightens, then loosens. Ian seizes the opportunity to surge forward and latch onto Mickey’s neck like a fucking leech.

“Jesus, firecrotch,” Mickey hisses.

Ian hums. Smears a smile against Mickey’s skin. Nips at Mickey’s ear. “So…” he hedges, grinding their hips together again, “How serous were you about letting me fuck you on the kitchen table?”

Fuck.

Maybe Mickey is a bad influence on Ian afterall.

send me a number~

#prompt games #gallavich #my scribblings #this happened in canon i know it did i was there i was watching them through the window #fun and only vaguely related mechy fact: i ONLY passed 7th grade out of spite. i was absolutely going to be held back a year #then one of my teachers made a comment about me being dumb the day before final exams and when i tell you i ACED that shit #highest score in the class #only missed ONE question and it was because i filled in the wrong bubble on the scantron #very shameless coded imo #spite is such an amazing motivator

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tangledinink · 6 months

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OH MY GOOOOOOD!!! THE TAIL WAAAAAAAGS!?!!!! THATS ADORABLE!!!

I really love how Donnie and Leo are comfortable being hugged by Gus! Leo seems genuinely happy to be receiving affection and, even with his injured shell, Donnie doesn't pull away from the contact! Plus Donnie was leaning on Gus!

I get the sense that the two of them don't really receive much physical affection from anyone but each other but I'm so happy that Gus is there and just showering them with it.

Is Gus the only staff member that the boys are close with? They obviously don't share information with Gus but other than that, how close are they with him? I'm just so curious about this additional lore about their home lives!

also I think they deserve more cuddles and it warms my heart to see Gus just hugging them with abandon <3

heck yeah tail wags <3 where do you think the gemini learned it from? ;3c

and there are a few other staff members that the gemini are relatively close with, which i've touched on in the past! gus is probably who they're closest with, though, and the only one they get any physical affection from. he's known them since they were first adopted by big mama, and his main 'job' at the hotel has long been to keep an eye on them and keep them safe when they're in the hotel. he has the 'late shift' and spends nights in a big dog bed out in the hallway of the gemini's floor, guarding their rooms while they sleep, just in case anything happens or they need him.

i would say they're very close with gus! he's like a 'beloved family dog' and 'protective dopey uncle' combo and did a lot of caretaking when they were little-- the only constant amongst the ever-revolving cast of nannies, aside from their mother's occasional appearances.

that being said, there's a reason gus shares the color of another gemini character rather than having his own. despite everything, the twins are well aware of where gus's loyalty lies at the end of the day, and who he answers to. and as lovely as their relationship is, it's not them.

#file under “lessons learned the hard way”#gus isnt a bad dude hes just dumb and loyal #he would never want to hurt the gemini. but he does have blind faith in big mama's commands and doesnt question her motives.#he loves the gems to pieces tho #when they were babies hed take them trick or treating around the hotel <3 and the twins would be like :D TRICK OR TREAT!#to absolutely unPREPARED guests just minding their business and who definitely did not have halloween candy on hand #and theyd be like uhhh....#and gus would be standing behind the little gemini twins like Ò _ Ó #and theyd be like U H H HH H H H H H and figure something out #the gemini got a lot of cash and jewlery and watches when they went trick or treating #gemini au #gemini au asks #gemini asks #asks #anon

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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 6 months

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Davey: Racetrack Higgins! Why would you do that?!

Race: Do you see this? *snatches off hat and points to hair aggressively* Do you see what color this is? Sometimes that affects what’s up here!

#for sense-making purposes this has to be Ben Cook’s racetrack #but any of them would say this #the other racetracks are blonde in spirit #race is the definition of dumb but not stupid #does he push on pull doors? absolutely #can he count cards like a mofo and keep track of stats and separate numbers games around the city?#also yes #it’s part of why spot finds the dumbass so endearing #like he saw race calculate odds mid-race at the track and thought- huh #and then he saw race walk into a pane of glass and was like: this one is mine #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #racetrack higgins #I heard someone say this at a rehearsal the other day and it now lives in my head rent-free #davey jacobs #Davey is the only logical choice to ask the question #all the other newsies have grown accustomed to Race’s bullshit

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a-sketchy-character · 1 year

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Asking abt ur mermaid au👀

Well I am SO glad you asked, here's Steph in period dress :D

She's doing her best to remain undetected as she makes mer-friends — she stowed away on a fishing ship for highly personal reasons and Tim quickly, unfortunately, becomes the only friend she has. This is very inconvenient when her people trap and sell his people as novelties.

People think of whaling as a 19th century industry, like Moby Dick, but actually whaling was common back clear through the 1600s; this was before the use of whale oil so the main commodity was whalebone (the same stuff used in old corsets). And "whalebone" wasn't the same as "whale bones," it's what they called baleen. It would have been a lot more common in the 1700's if the earth hadn't entered a literal mini ice age about then, which expanded sea ice around whaling territory and made it harder to get to them safely. The discovery that "oh, heck, merfolk are real things" would have been a very timely and profitable discovery, picking up the slack of one industry to pave the way for another. Herman Boerhaave, a Dutch physician, was reintroducing autopsy and dissection as a cornerstone of medical science, and the slave trade was just picking up its feet to get going in earnest. The personhood of fish-shaped people would not so much be taken for granted, and 18th-century society would have gone wild for the chance to explore and dissect and sell and experiment on some funky mythological creature.

This all is very unfortunate for Tim, who makes a hobby of watching humans. It is also unfortunate for Steph who has mostly been the one watched and finds herself very suddenly responsible for the safety of this absolutely idiotic wet boy.

#like he's smart he's clearly very smart and wants nothing more than to connect and learn from her #but he's dumb. he's so dumb #she really doesn't question why he's so fascinated with people and watching people and why he's utterly unphased by being snatched by peopl #and she absolutely should question it #(someone's been stalking Bruce and his small collection of mer-sons for the last five years and it shows)#ft. my obsession with reading original historical documents #phlogiston. does anyone know about phlogiston bc you should and it's hilarious #science back then was. well. it was really something #batfam #stephanie brown #tim drake #mermaids.#whaling au

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found--family · 8 months

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spn con questions for misha!

Castiel questions:

If Castiel were to travel back in time to see Dean, what time do you think he would visit and why? (specify whether early winged Castiel or later seasons wingless Cas using magic)

How would Castiel help Dean handle his fear of flying?

If Castiel retired from angel stuff and hunting, what kind of job would he have (besides gas n’ sip)?

What kind of cake would Castiel want for his birthday?

What gift do you think Castiel would like for his birthday?

What gift would Castiel give Dean for his birthday?

If Castiel wore something besides the suit and trenchcoat for 12 years what would it be?

What is Castiel’s favorite candle scent? (give weird examples)

How do you think Claire would react to learning Castiel is gay/Cas loves Dean (considering Claire herself is gay)?

What would Castiel and Charlie get up to on a fun night out?

Misha questions:

What advice would you give your younger self?

From your early years of acting to now, has your preference for certain roles or projects changed? Do you think your skill and experience suits different characters and genres today?

What other actors do you admire for their other skills and projects that are separate from acting? Have you met them or would you like to meet them?

Have you watched Danneel in One Tree Hill or Danneel and Jensen in Ten Inch Hero? What did you think?

If you could time travel to any period or moment in the past, where would you go and why?

Whether real or make-believe, what is your dream vehicle?

Has Jensen let you drive his impala?

Have you asked your fellow bearded cast and crew and friends for beard maintenance tips?

What do you hope for in 2024?

What is a moment from this past year that has given you pause to be thankful?

#spn con #misha collins #castiel #thoughts #q and a #i would absolutely not be able to function my mind would be empty and i would ask a dumb question like #what's your spirit animal/fave colour/what cheese are you - but those questions suck so i'm making a list #to inspire question askers so you don't waste your chance!#cascore

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misplacedgamer · 1 year

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Cannot believe my girl Asa heard Denji say “don’t open the fridge or any of the neighboring apartments” and didn’t IMMEDIATELY go “Wait but what are you hiding in there”

Denji and Asa share one brain cell and Yoshida has it

#Chainsaw man #csm #csm spoilers #chainsaw man spoilers #asa mitaka #baby girl you are so dumb #you’re absolutely right that it’s common courtesy to not open someone’s fridge #SO WHY WOULD IT BE A RULE #SHE DOESNT EVEN QUESTION IT #I love her so much

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thursdayg1rl · 5 months

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OH MY GOD CALL ME THE CILLIT THE WAY I JUST BANGED THAT INTERVIEW. king of maths. im literally like if euler was a beautiful girl

#STUNNING . FABULOUS. NOT A QUWSTION I COULDNT ANSWER. absolutely unfazed #GOD PLESE GOD LET THAT HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON MY APPLICATION #AND THE GUY LIKED ME AS WELL BC HE KEPT SAYING LIKE 'YES VERY GOOD ALISHA'#I AM THE GOD OF MATHS #I JUST CALCULATED THE DERIVATIVE OF THE INTAGRAL FORM 0 TO X OF (E^-X(T^2+1))/(T^2+1) DT DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME #like. oh my god #the first people probably thought i was so fucking dumb but this guy got me #plese please please please it was so good im a star im a star i promise..#god my chances are like 50/50 now depending on how much weight that second interview had #also wdym 'applied interview' they literally only asked me pure questions #the first phd student guy wasnt bad either. i made like one mistake but i think he thought i was smart.#omg not me breaking out the modular arithmetic as well. maths GOD im telling you.

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shima-draws · 6 months

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Omg modern day OP AU sounds so fun!! I wonder what subjects in school the Strawhats would be good at and what kind of grades they'd get 🤔

YEAHHH actually it's funny you bring that up bc I was literally thinking about that recently. Here have some headcanons

Luffy: Spends most of his time in class not paying attention or goofing off but somehow still manages to coast through years of school with decent grades. Nobody knows how he does it they never see him study he just passes the tests and they're all SO mad about it. He either has the opinion of "Idk they're all fun!" or "Idk they're all boring!" when it comes to subjects specifically.

Robin: Straight A student with no effort. Excels in history/social studies. She's the kind of person who reads textbooks for fun.

Nami: Straight A student with a lot of effort, she studies her ASS off and is a bit jealous at how easy it is for Robin to ace all her classes. She's really good with numbers (money) so she excels in math!

Zoro: Doesn't put in the effort unless it interests him, so his grades are kinda a mixed bag across the board. He's probably failing some classes and outright nailing others. You know he's best at any sort of PE class lol. He also does kendo!!

Sanji: Probably couldn't care less about a lot of classes so he's similar to Zoro in this aspect. But since he's competitive he'd at least make it so his grades are better than Zoro's. Has solid As and Bs all around. Absolutely fucking dominates in home ec/any kind of cooking class. (He's working to get into culinary school.)

Usopp: He's in the same boat as Nami, he studies a lot and tries to get good grades but it doesn't come to him as easy as it does to Nami and Robin. Like Sanji his grades are around the A-B range. Honestly I can kinda see him doing really well in like, physical art media? Like sculpture? Since he builds and tinkers all the time. Oh and also any computer class he's good at too, he's the tech wiz of the group for sure ;)

Chopper: I guess he'd be human in a modern AU lol?? Anyway he's obvious, he's super good with science, biology and anatomy and medicine especially. He doesn't really get the other subjects as much so his grades are Bs and Cs there.

I would add Brook, Franky and Jinbe but I haven't gotten to their introductory arcs yet so I don't know them as well 🤧

#Shima answers questions #Strawhat study sessions are absolutely chaotic. You KNOW they are.#Nami is busy screaming her head off at her dumb idiot men while Robin is 100% absorbed in whatever she's reading #One Piece

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cappurrccino · 6 months

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I am once again wondering........ what the flood would taste like

would it just taste like rot? would it taste good to trick idiots like me into infecting themselves? would it have an appealing texture to bite through or would it be a nightmare?

if we can point a telescope at some dust in space and say "that would taste like raspberry" why has no unhinged UNSC scientist pointed a microscope at a flood and done the taste analysis on it?

#//juri speaks #im not saying i would bite the flood #but if its gonna get me anyway im gonna get some answers to my own dumb questions #halo #rising from my grave to post absolute nonsense in the halo tag once again

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snowyfrostshadows · 1 year

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Random New Yorker who straight up watches two guys get isekai'd and whose only response to that is to leave a five star review on their website is my new favorite 'background character who will literally never appear in anything. Ever.'

#dumb doodles #mario movie #honestly the bros had to be from new york #for the sole fact that literally no one would give a second thought to watching two people vanish in front of them #cuz c'mon; that's absolutely not gonna crack the top ten of 'weirdest **** witnessed in new york city'#buddy probably thought he just watched a magic trick or something #not like he knows enough about plumbling to question it

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workingforitallthetime · 9 months

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Interesting. I wasn’t looking for it, but found it by simply linking through hockey blogs. Even though it’s not personally my cup of tea, & my first time reading such material, I have no problem with your writing. The problem as I see it is that using actual people in such intense and polarizing situations is a slippery slope and could have real life repercussions. If someone was writing this about your child/brother/partner would you be so dismissive? Why is it necessary to put actual human beings in these works?

wow, i am so honored you have no problem with my writing! i am so humbled and grateful that you took the time to drop by my blog and bestow your blessing. lucky me! apparently you skipped my about page, though. maybe take the time to read it. then go find another blog to read that’s more suited to your interests.

#anonymouskinis #your dumb question was already answered by my last response to you #but ok i’ll bite #i would not give two shits if someone was writing rpf about my loved ones #bc if any of my loved ones were public figures i would absolutely never go on a deep dive into tumblr looking for them #or seek out archive locked fic on ao3 about them #so i would have no idea that stuff existed #which is exactly how rpf is supposed to work

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magnusmodig · 2 months

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rough childhood headcanon qs / @clxscdeyes / no longer accepting !

╰┈➤ 7 . how old was your muse when they realized they had childhood trauma?

||. one whole "today years old" post!ragnarok and hela's reveal. Except, even then, according to the movie, not really because Thor is still in heavy denial about all of it where Odin is concerned. I've spoken a bit (here) about how Thor adores his family; he idolizes them and views them through blinding rose-colored glasses, (especially when they're deceased) and that is especially true of his circumstances.

So, very often times when the truth clashes with the rose-colored view of them (namely: his father), Thor does one of two things: find a way to justify the words or action with the surrounding context of the time to make it make sense (e.g., well he scolded me harshly because i was talking back), or avoid it altogether. (this is his go-to. no talking about it; thor would rather not right now, so he does not.)

Key example being: he would rather focus on how his father changed his ways, and the Odin that he knew and grew up with was a man who had turned away from pursuing war for war's sake, and was instead one who valued peace and life. He would rather focus on that aspect of Odin, and take in the broader picture of Odin's life. REGARDLESS of the fact that what Thor is deeply, personally affected - not with the realization that Odin changed his ways once upon a time - but by the fact that he lied to him, manipulated him, and controlled and shaped every aspect of his being, for Thor's whole life, JUST to avoid another Hela. Someone who Thor is not, could not be farther from, and never knew about, because Odin (apparently) kept the matter of his true first-born a closely-guarded secret and seemingly would have continued to were it not for Odin's death, Hela's escape, and Ragnarok all coinciding at the same moment in time. And this, all because Thor rationalizes it as "well, I wouldn't want to be remembered and judged based on the person that I used to be. I should extend that same kindness to my father, because he too, changed." (x10 because now Odin is dead. And it's in poor-taste to speak ill of a dead man.)

The problem namely being: Thor only talks about things when Thor decides it's time to talk about things ; when he is ready. ...but as this is a topic that ripple effects down to Thor's core, good luck getting him to open up about it, even just with himself.

#(yknow what sucks most about this is that 2011-2015 thor was on a trajectory where)#(while he still wouldn't talk about a lot of things he wasn't as firmly rooted in /absolute denial/ like he is now >>)#(he would lock up and not talk about his personal feelings but he was still /thinking/ about them)#(- and could grow ready to share his thoughts once he processed through all of it.)#(or at least he would broach the broad concepts while still lightly brushing over 'k but how did it make THOR feel')#(dude would rather choke than talk about his own feelings no support system for thor he's so dumb)#(which is also just so funny because he never /denied/ the fact that he's feeling under the weather either)#(he just... won't elaborate on why he is or how to feel better.)#(but anyways)#(to rationalize the trajectory shift away from 'thor being able to talk about deeply upsetting topics for him even if it's uncomfortable')#(i've decided that so much has happened in such a short amount of time and there's /so/ many things eating at him-)#(-that he's subconsciously decided he's not going to talk much about any of them. because there's just too much.)#(the vibe of 'if i talk about this now i'm going to fall and if i fall i don't know if i can get up again because it's finally too heavy)#(-and i can't afford to fall down bc there's too much at stake outside of me so i just will not take the chance')#(he can if he's ever with someone he truly trusts and he can speak about it NORMALLY if that person pushes him enough)#(because you've always had to needle thor to /actually answer your question/ rather than talk half-way around it)#(//stares at thor 2011 where he never opens up to jane even once not even at the fire-side chat)#(but until then it's big denial mode bc ragnarok messed him up something fierce and i'm not even talking about-)#(-the order of in-universe events that happen in the movie orz)#( ooc . ) — stories that leap from the page .#( answered . ) — black feathers fall to a raven's call .#clxscdeyes #( headcanon . ) — glory to the man who toils for his land . may it ever prosper .

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