#ali's shitposts

[amelie-isnt-french]

"Jonny 'I don't write happy endings' Sims" this, "Jonny sits in his castle of screams and tortures characters" that - every story that man has put out into the universe is three raccoons called Hope, Humanity and Love wrapped up in a trenchcoat of horror and his writing gives me hope that us humans aren't completely doomed maybe.

Try to change my mind, but you can't!

#jonny sims #the magnus archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill and is single-handedly powering my will to live #when you think you're signing up for horror media #and instead you get gut-wrenching stories of the power of love #something something #the indomitable human spirit #shitpost #question mark? #the mechanisms #ouatis #udad #hnoc #tbi #tma podcast #family business #thirteen storeys #attention ali

[talleryn]

*interview scene*

George: *to lucy* would you like to stay for a biscuit?

Lockwood: *aggressive heart eyes* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

#shitpost #incorrect quotes #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lockwood and co #locklyle #lockwood & co brainrot #lockwood & co shitpost #lockwood & co incorrect quotes #lucy carlyle #cameron chapman #incorrect lockwood & co #lucewood #ruby stokes #george karim #ali hadji heshmati #lockwood x lucy #george cubbins #lockwood and lucy

[ali-kitkat]

Jason: Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to look God in the face and call them a bitch?

Plagg, sitting up from where he was laying: Marinette says it to me every day.

Marinette: It's true. Plagg, you're a bitch.

Jason: Pft.

#mlb/dc shitpost #maribat #sibling jasonette #ali-kitkat rambles #black cat marinette

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Imtiyaz Ali movies are either cute rom coms with happy ending or completely tragic stories with the saddest ending possible 🥲✌🏻

(P.s I'm still high on Laila Majnu)

#nothing inbetween #whatsleftofdishaa #dishaa rants #imtiaz ali #sad ending #laila majnu #desi rant #desi tumblr #another day another shitpost #desi shit posting #desi rr #indian tumblr #desi tales #just desi things

[premikaunderthemoon]

Hota hoga tumhara moye moye moment, mera toh sirf tu mujhse khafa hai toh zamaane ke liye aa, ranjish hi sahi, dil hi dukhaane ke liye aa, aa fir se mujhe chhod ke jaane ke liye aa moment ho jaata hai 🤡

#desiblr #desi tumblr #<3 #desi shitposting #lyrics #poetry #desi dark academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #bollywood #urdu ghazal #ghazals #bollywood music #urdu poetry #mehdi hasan #ali sethi #desi memes #desi humor

[hauntedbythenarrative]

#this is how i'd describe my relationship with ali #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #olivia cooke #mine #textpost #alicent hightower text post #hotd texpost #hotd shitposting #shitposting #alicent hightower shitposting #this #me #accurate #blorbo #greens #team green

[witheredoffherwitch]

Criston Cole at Harrenhal:

#alys rivers #aemond targaryen #alysmond #criston cole #hotd shitpost

[vryfmi]

it’s once again manifesting time

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #l&co #l&co. netflix #netflix #release the trailer and no one will get hurt #ruby stokes #ali hadji-heshmati #cameron chapman #lucy carlyle #george karim #anthony lockwood #the skull #skull in the jar #digital art #sketch #shitpost #described #image description in alt #artpost

[alipopsie]

what if tma had another michael aligned with the hunt and the fandom referred to him as "mike (hunt)"

#stfu ali #tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this was a consideration

[hieronymph]

Aemond Targaryen's two mommies together

#gayle rankin #olivia cooke #aemond targaryen #alys rivers #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd shitpost

[bendgineer]

What happened to Rapinoe is actually all Ashlyn Harris's fault. You see, Pinoe has never won a NWSL championship, and absolutely deserves to. It would have been the perfect way to send her off into retirement. And the universe intended that originally. BUT then Ashlyn went and cheated on and divorced Ali. Incredibly cruel and tragic for that to happen to Krieger. So the universe had to compensate for that, to have some things go incredibly Ali's way. Enter Ali Krieger Revenge Tour. It's more important for the universe to balance out what happened to Krieger than to give Rapinoe a fairytale sendoff. We go to the final. The Reign are too good. Their mentality is sharp. Their game has never been better. They are going to win. So the universe has to knock them down. So that Gotham and Ali Krieger can win. But the Reign is so special. They've endured a lot of difficulties. They can handle a lot. Taking out any other player won't do. They have a deep bench and will adapt. There is only one player whose loss will affect the rest of the team wholly enough to tip the scales. They are all playing for Pinoe, they all want to send her out with a ship. Pinoe going out in her final game in the cruel and tragic way she did hits the whole team hard emotionally. It's like a punch to the heart. They aren't as sharp as they could be. They aren't as focused as they could be. They still look like a team that deserves to be in the final. But they don't look 100% like what they looked like in their end of season and post season runs. Championship games are often won on thin margins, and these are the margins that allow Gotham to separate themselves, to EARN their own Championship win. The Bats and Ali Krieger take the trophy home.

Pinoe had to go out like that so Ali could win. It's weird universe karmatic balancing. But just as the universe repaid the cruelty debt to Krieger, it will be obliged to repay to same debt to Pinoe.

#file this under “wholesome shitpost” #nwsl #megan rapinoe #ali krieger

[wolfjawswriter]

Gems from the interviews P1

#lockwood and co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #george cubbins #wolf shitposts #ruby stokes #cameron chapman #ali hadji heshmati #yes i think of these as in character they just shine through so well

[talleryn]

Lockwood: name a more iconic duo than my crippling anxiety and my depression. I’ll wait.

Lucy: me and you

Lockwood: *heart eyes* ok

#shitpost #incorrect quotes #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lockwood and co #locklyle #lockwood & co brainrot #lockwood & co shitpost #lockwood & co incorrect quotes #lucy carlyle #cameron chapman #incorrect lockwood & co #lucewood #ruby stokes #george karim #ali hadji heshmati #lockwood x lucy #george cubbins #lockwood and lucy

[ali-kitkat]

so this thought popped in my head the other day, now it wont leave me alone and so i shall grace yall with it.

Marinette, sitting in the driver's seat of Jason's car: We're going on a trip on our favorite piece of shit.

Jason joining Marinette: Going ninety-five, we're gonna fuckin' die!!!

Damian, in the back: If we crash, I am going to murder you both.

#maribat #ali-kitkat's writing #ali-kitkat rambles #ml/dc crossover #dc/mlb shitpost

[the-real-ali]

#ali speaking #ali shitpost

[rosalinesurvived]

Need me a funky little hotd/teen wolf au. The Hightowers are an ancient hunter family while the Targaryens are werewolves. Alicent was childhood girl bestie companions with Rhaenyra who never told Ali she was a werewolf out of fear of driving her away. Alicent was married to Viserys as a peace offer by Otto, ultimately leading to a war. Gwayne and later Criston teach Ali how to be a hunter to kill her bitch husband…

#did I make this post solely for the sake of having rambuctious house green half-wolves? fuck yes #also The Hale family interacting with the targ-hightowers #shitpost #hotd #house of the dragon #this is still very anti viserys/anti Targaryen btw #teen wolf #fanfiction au #hotd au #alicent Hightower #otto hightower #viserys i targaryen #aemond targaryen #rhaenyra targeryan #rhaenicent #helaena is very much still a dreamer #viserys is still a shitty father who is obsessed with the wolf heritage #idk about criston but he and Ali are bffs #Daeron is still a darling prep and aemond is still a weirdo freak #I’m thinking about Talia and alicent interacting in this au<3 #ali fighting to somehow understand werewolves and loving her children but not truly getting them #team green slowly slowly coming to love the full moon instead of fearing it #Rhaenyra… idk. deviates towards her werewolf obsessed uncle and whatever. had bastard kids with human-harwin #helaena the dreamer #daeron the daring #daeron the darling #daeron targaryen #BABY WOLF PUPS JAEGERYS AND JAEHEARA AND MAEGOR #BECAUSE FUCK YOU NONE OF THE BABIES DIE