#and fell the fuck asleep

[nerdpoe]

Danny just wanted to have fun with his friends, not wake up to vicious pounding on his hotel door, sprawled on the floor, with an unconscious and bloodied Wayne boy in the bathtub.

What Danny doesn't remember is that said Wayne boy asked him for assistance after getting drugged at a gala, and Drunk Danny agreed.

So now there's paparazzi photos of said Wayne boy staggering away from the gala, clearly under the influence of something, while leaning on Danny, who is taking his new bestie to his hotel room to sleep it off.

What Danny doesn't remember is that said Wayne boy tried to go to the bathroom to splash cold water on his face, lost his balance, and slammed his face into the sink before staggering backwards and tripping into the bathtub.

All that Danny knows within five minutes of waking up is that Bruce Wayne, infamous ditz and playboy extraordinaire, looks fucking terrifying when he thinks one of his sons has been attacked.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #the wayne kid is fine he just knocked himself out for a hot second #woke up in the bathtub #and decided fuck it i'm sleeping #and just went to sleep like that #danny tripped on the way to the bathroom after hearing the loud noise #and then just fell asleep on the floor

[heynhay]

let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged..... #art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit. #like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge) #and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard) #+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

[butterfilledpockets]

you chose: LEONARDO HAMATO

another relic enters the ring!

next update will probs be like- tommorow

After this there will not be another vote, the order will go Ronin, and then Raph (you all also voted for something else super secret ssshhh ;))

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masterpost

#bad end ninja turtles #B.E.N.T #rottmnt #rottmnt future #rottmnt future leonardo #future leonardo #rottmnt leo #can't wait to share the next part!!! #love you all so much you have all been so lovely and wonderful #I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP BEFORE I POSTED IT SHIT BUISCUITS #benny the eepy 3000 was to effective

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I know the König x secret admirer reader is not gonna be officially continued but I was wondering if you could maybe explore part of it😭 there’s a part that mentioned that König gets laid in the military and I was wondering how angsty it would be if reader found out?🤭

Yes of course! ^^ It would be angsty... and fluffy! These two are the silliest people who ever lived tbh 🩷🐥

König is young in this AU (around his early 20s) and wildly inexperienced compared to some of the other recruits his age.

His first time was with a girl who joined the army when König had been there for about 1.5 years already. Desperate as he was with hiding the fact that he’s still a virgin, he tumbled into bed with this lady after a night out at the bar. She thoroughly seduced him, and König’s instincts told him she was only looking for fun, but he went with her anyway because, well. Loneliness can kill you, you know?!

He tried to woo her a bit after that until it became quite clear that this woman was not planning to settle down anytime soon. If anything, she was looking for a new conquest – and it’s fine, totally fine, except that König had surrendered a tiny piece of his heart to her along with his dick... That’s just how he is, and it took him more than a few months to get over the fact that it was “just a shag” and he “shouldn’t take things so seriously”.

That’s also why he closed off from people again, decided to concentrate on work and training and gym – until our cute little angel stumbled into his life like the prettiest saving grace! König was a goner from the start because this girl's approach was very different, so gentle and sweet compared to grimy shot glasses and smudgy lipstick and raunchy jokes. It’s a given that he was a little shocked when she sent her that pic 🙄 reminding him of promiscuous women who are not looking for a soul but a body, but because he is what he is the first thing he did was crank things up a notch and send her a dick pic back…

Yes, he’s desperate, but he’s also an go hard or go home man and this time, König is relatively sure he’s dealing with a lovely, delicate soul. Someone who wouldn’t just leave him out in the cold after getting what she wants.

And everything is like a fairytale between these two until she finds out he’s not a virgin despite he seemed a bit… like one… (in this scenario I think reader is a virgin and she thought König was one too because of obvious reasons? lol) And it’s fine, totally fine for her as well, except that the image of König having the night of his life with some military babe is haunting her from dusk till dawn.

There’s bound to be some drama when she starts asking timidly whether she’s still there… Whether they see each other every day. If they talk to each other, if he trains with her, etc. What if they test rifles together, or go out again with the sniper crew and get drunk and König feels… a little lonely?

She knows he would never cheat on her, not in a million years, but knowing how much of a wet dog he is she can’t promise that she’ll be all calm and relaxed during weekends, knowing her boyfriend is out there, full of testosterone and heart, his heart somewhat susceptible to female influence… Maybe even good old seduction…

And what’s even worse is the jealousy, the envy.

What if she’s more badass than her? That doesn't take much... She must be fierce if she’s in the military, something completely different, a forbidden apple König might want to taste again. It’s maddening, and when she finally opens up about it to him, spitting it out one night when he asks what’s bugging his sweet angel, there’s a big fat silence that follows.

König can't even believe she has torn her heart to pieces over something like this, alone and upset and ashamed when she's a literal angel. He sits her nice and pretty in his lap and talks her ear off about how he has nothing against this woman, truly, but that she is nothing compared to his first (and hopefully last!) girlfriend. Their love could never be compared to what happened between him and that girl, these things can’t even be spoken together in the same sentence. If he’s completely honest, his first time was... disappointing. Awkward, humbling, a total drunken mess of which he remembers nothing except that the woman wasn’t completely present either and that he was ashamed that his first time had to be like this.

Honestly, he felt like he lost his virginity on the night when he came to see her. She’s everything he’s ever dreamed of, all he thinks about these days... It’s quite annoying, actually, because he’s supposed to concentrate on how the wind blows and that the ammo doesn’t get wet and that he’s properly concealed.

He could be lying in a ditch with dummy rounds whirling past him and all he could think about are her eyes and lips and giggling and tits and, and… that. How warm it is, how nice it is, how he would just want to curl himself next to her when he hops back to his bunk in the evening. Her smile is the last thing he sees before he dreams, her voice is what he hears. All the things she said, all those sweet, silly little things, chime in his ear before he sleeps.

And all the precious moments they’ve already spent together, the times he made love to her under the trees... There’s nothing like that in the whole world and if she thinks something else can top that she's even sillier than he thought. He could comb through all the continents and he would never find a girl like her.

So tell him again... Why would he go to a shot glass of saltwater when he has a jar of wild honey right here at home?

#lmao what könig doesn’t tell her probablyyy is that the lady is not interested in him either #she just hops from D to D so she barely remembers König even exists #he’s only a co-star in some stories she tells her friends #like “Ooh yeah that one guy had a horse cock but he fussed around with the condom so much I almost fell asleep haha” #“what was his name again? shit I can’t remember” #meanwhile our angel reader is ascending to the 7th plane with the help of the horse cock in question like “Köniii T^T” #always the funniest thing when a secret admirer gets jealous of his object of obsession who’s actually fucking enamored with their no 1 fan #König gets jettisoned to the sun everytime she so much as *looks* his way #like are you both completely utterly dense or were you just born this way… #<3 sillies

[hipsterfrankcastle]

justified series 1 is a hilarious comedy of errors about a beautiful simpleton who must follow one rule: don't shoot people. except every day he's forced into situations where is quite literally compelled to shoot people.

walton goggins is also there.

#justified #walton goggins #the fallout to justified pipeline is one inch short #I feel like I fell asleep and Walton goggins was called Walter and now he's walton #like #what the fuck #I just think this show is so unintentionally funny #that one dude is like please don't fuck that lady #and beautiful simpleton Timothy elephant is like #im gonna fuck her #also there's one scene where Timothy elephant has the Jesus abs and all I could think about is that its always sunny podcast ep #where they're talking about the brad Pitt Jesus abs

[sparklecarehospital]

💕 Sparklecare update 💕

VOL 4: Pages 85-87 ✨ Link to update

🎨 Promo art by @boxafunfi

✨ Patreon! ✨ Updates Mondays & Thursdays

#sparklecare #comic #v4 #sorry for the delay. i fell asleep before update time sklkbgkbgkfs this wasnt a conscious decision to delay it i literally just was eepy #ANYWAYS. HERE WE FUCKING GO GUYS. NOW WE'RE REALLY GETTING INTO IT

[sleipliir]

Happy Halloween!!🦇🦇❤️

idk I’m late again sorry 🥲

#vampire boi is back #wanted to make more #I fell asleep throughout the afternoon fuck #didn’t get more drawings in 😭 #yourboyfriend game #yourboyfriendgame #yourboyfriend #y0urb0yfriend #yourboyfriend fan art #yourboyfriend peter #peter #yb #your boyfriend au #vampire au #vampire peter #vampire yb #sleip-art

[azzimations]

new jash tweet for y'all only on tumblr :)

#bro really said guys gals and nonbinary pals. i thought I escaped that fandom #chonny jash #azzichats #ignore that im super fucking late to posting it i fell asleep early

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

still chasing the high i felt that night i first saw her

#i almost fell asleep. was just checking my tumblr activity and noticed my dash notifications were absolutely fucking exploding #checked it out and felt the light of god (cheerleader gerard) #not exaggerating that is a core memory for me that made me so so so undescribably happy and in awe and i was struck dumb #i was literally shaking. it was pure euphoria #i think that was the first pic of them that i saw. either that or it was the second one #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #cheerleader gerard #gerard way #mcr nashville #mikey way #frank iero #ray toro #bandom

[cerealmonster15]

idisil on the brain babes

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #twst silver #idisil #silidia #twst #cereal tries to draw #idia is just so fucking funny all the time #i love how often he comments on how attractive he thinks silver is #other characters too but like Specifically Silver #i watched book 7 update and the way he was like AUGH HARD MUSCLES like hello. sir. slkfjdsklfjkdsl #YES silver fell asleep standing up. what about it. #i think silver should have more bedhead #i know he like. probably makes a point to look presentable as a malleus guard #but i want to see forbidden sleepy disheveled guy lolol #ok scheduling this post too byeeeeee mwah

[snowflake-sage]

Standing in the kitchen at 3am with your dog barking at you and your friend barking at you over the phone is kind of a core memory

#get you a friend that stays on the line all night bc you hate being alone in the house at night #I’m watching the house for a few days bc my mom and grandma are on vacay #I’m not anxious or afraid I just feel uncomfortable being alone for so long #like I’m fine I can handle it I just dislike it #sceppy was the one barking at me #we literally fell asleep over discord call #fucking love him #he also barked at me #art #doodle #drawing #furry #furryart #fursona #digital art #furry fandom #furry art #furry anthro #mae rambles

[mischievousspooks]

Squish

#flat fuck friday #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt donnie #hamato donatello #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt leo #hamato leonardo #cuddles #turtle tots #under a heat lamp #little leo instantly fell asleep #donnie is so not having it #he was a little flat before but he's being squished even more flat by his dumb dumb brother with these dumb dumb cuddles #and he stole the heat #and there's a foot in donnie's face! #murder is frowned upon though #so another plan will be required

[ao3screenshotss]

if there’s anything i ever want ai to be able to do it’s for them to sense when i’ve taken a nap and set an alarm for half an hour

fuck privacy i need to study

#me :) #anyways just fell asleep accidentally and woke up 3 hours later #if anyone replies saying that oh this is bad and it’ll fuck you up or whatever privacy i am fully aware #but i can��t afford to take these naps anymore 😭😭 #and if someone says it’s not ai please tell me what it is and if it exists #cause i need it

[everybodyloveshippos]

The Neverwinter trio sharing a bed; and Artemis is an elf-magnet

#why arent the blankets over them?? well umm they fell asleep fast and want to be ready to jump up and ummm I DREW ALL THEIR LEGS AND IM NOT #GONNA HIDE THEM #AND YEAH they all wear socks to bed bcus i dont wanna draw feet #artemis waking up: how the fuck did i get in the middle #i have a theory that drizzt is like. immovable in sleep artemis tries to nudge him and he just jams his forhead further into his arm #dahlia sin'felle #legend of drizzt #artemis entreri #drizzt do'urden #drow #dnd #dungeons and dragons #clare's art

[burymeinblack2022]

FIRE AND ICE

Credit

#So this has def been posted by now I'm not the fastest hare in the race but I think it goes hard so here #Ray Toro #Gerard Way #mcrbrisbane2 #My Chemical Romance #Mcr #My chem #Mcr return #Return era #See u in the morning for more tomfoolery... Melbourne edition #<< Edit: i fell asleep 💀💀 big sleep won this round see u on Sunday or half of tomorrow ig #Tag Edit: what the fuck is an aesop besides a skincare brand I was talking abt the turtle and the hare 😩😩

[frnkiebby]

fuck if he wasn’t made for black and white photography~🎃

#i missed a post time bc i fell asleep this afternoon #i had one of those naps where you wake up after a few HOURS and it feels like days have passed and you don’t know what year it is #but any way #big post of b&w frimages #god he’s so fucking gorgeous #like seriously this isn’t alright #i’m not alright #this is not okay #and it’s so fucking perfect #he’s so fucking beautiful and i’m gonna set something on fire. #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm