#and just in time for timmys bday!!!!!

[strawberriescherrieskiwi]

Hunger

Requests:

I combined this lovely request from @moonstarsandlovely

Hi! I have a Lee (Bones and All) request. We don’t have a confirmed date for Lee’s birthday. So, I think it would be a cute fic idea that surrounds Lee’s birthday and how Reader celebrates it with him.

Happy Holidays 🎁

And this anon one

DO MORE LEE X EATER!READER FICS WITH ANGST AND FLUFF I BEG YOU 🤩

YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD

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Description: An empty pit consumes Lee when he wakes up without you with him. Memories of the pains assault his mind as he tries to figure out where you've gone and if you'll be back.

A/N: Ending Timmy's bday with a little angsty Lee. That description is dramatic, but it's almost 2 am. I had so much fun writing this. I started it when I first got the request and finished it as I watched Bones and All. It is probably my favorite thing right now. This is the same couple from Puzzle Piece. This takes place about a year or so later.

Warning: Angst to fluff. Lots of flashbacks. Mention of suicide. Murder, cannibalism. Feeling of unworthiness. Lots of tears eaterreader, blackreader

“Kayla, have you heard from her? She didn’t call you?” Lee asked worriedly down the phone to his sister.

Kayla sighed leaning against the wall. “No Lee. I have not heard from her since the last time you called an hour ago. Are you sure she didn’t say where she was going?”

“No. No. She was just gone when I woke up. I-I don’t understand. Things were going well with us. We got jobs and a cute little place. We were happy. No, we are happy, but I don’t understand why she would. Do... Do you think she found someone else?”

“Lee, she loves you. You two are soulmates.” Kayla assured him. “Maybe she’s busy with work?”

“I called her work,” he said. He could feel tears in his eyes. There was nothing in this world, besides his sister, that meant more to him than you. From the moment you both found each other again, Lee vowed he would never lose you again. That he would make you happy. That you both would have the life you both dreamed of.

“Don’t get yourself all worked up, Lee. She loves you. I am sure there is a reasonable explanation for why she isn’t home or called you.”

Lee wiped his eyes nodding. “Okay. Yeah, I’m sure there is. It’s just why today of all days.”

“Lee. Lee. Lee,” you whispered excitedly as you saw him walking down the hallway. You were hiding behind some lockers and were waving him over before he went into his classroom.

He grinned all softly and bashfully as he made his way over to you. Lee leaned against the lockers leaning down and kissing you softly. Your eyes fluttered and you kissed him back lovingly.

Lee slowly pulled away and touched the side of your face. “Hi, Honeybee. I missed you in homeroom,” he pouted.

“You saw me last night,” you said with a playful eye roll. “But I missed you too,” you added pressing your lips softly to his for a few moments. “But there is a reason I was not in class. Come with me,” you said grabbing his hand.

“Are we skipping school? What will your mother think?” He teased but held your hand tightly as you both ran towards the front doors.

You rolled your eyes again. You glanced over your shoulder at him, smiling. “Oh, she would have a heart attack. Maybe even try to send me to my Nan in Phoenix, But this is worth it.”

“Worth it?” He asked.

You nodded excitedly. “Now run,” you said taking off running with his hand still firmly in yours. Lee laughed and ran alongside you. You both laughed, skipped, and danced as you made your way towards the lake.

With most people at work or in school, the lake was bare. It would be the perfect place for your surprise with your boyfriend. You paused before you got to your spot. “Okay, close your eyes,” you said.

“Close my eyes? You aren’t going to kill me, are you?” He smirked.

“Never. I love you too much,” you assured him. Lee softened and he kissed you sweetly. He’s hands moved to your waist pulling you close. He melted against you, and you leaned into you more.

Lee and your eyes fluttered close as you got lost in each other. But all too soon, you pulled away. Lee whined trying to press his lips back to yours. You just chuckled and pulled him along to the picnic basket you had by the lake.

“What’s all of this?” Lee asked, his face flushing a deep shade of red.

“What do you think? It’s your birthday, Lee. And we are going to celebrate it, together?” You said pulling him over to the blanket and pulling him down with you. “I made all of your favorites, and I got a cake from that little shop you like on Main Street. And I didn’t have a lot of money to get you a gift, but I made you so-“

Lee's lips crashed down on yours taking you by surprise. He held you tightly in his arms as he kissed you to convey just how much you meant to him. You softened and moved your mouth against his in perfect sync.

Pulling away you smiled warmly at him. “What was that for?” You asked.

“What was that for? Because I love you. Because you. Because you’re my whole world. Every day I get up to go to school for you. Nothing else matters. And you did this for me and. I love it and I love you.” Lee grabbed your face and kissed you tenderly. Your heart fluttered and your stomach tightened into knots at his words.

“I love you, Lee. Always.” You said against his lips.

“Promise me,” he asked softly, looking at you through his lashes.

“Always. I am never going to love anyone like I love you, Lee. You make me incredibly happy. You see me and you love me,” you said, playing with the bottom of his shirt.

“Hey,” he whispered, grabbing your chin and making you make eye contact with him. “It is because I see you that I love you. I see the person you are. My person. And I had no choice but to love you.” He spoke full of emotions.

You peck his lips again. But when you tried to pull away Lee followed you, climbing into your lap and crushing your lips together. Your body hummed and you could hear your blood pumping in your ears.

Lee’s hands traveled to your shirt, slipping under and touching the edge of your bra. You gasped into his mouth and his tongue plunged into your mouth. You tangled your hands into his hair and pulled him closer.

You broke the kiss and turned your head when he tried to kiss you again. “Lee,” you sighed.

He laughed and kissed your jaw. “I’m sorry. I got carried away again.”

“No, It’s okay. It’s just it’s your birthday we should eat and enjoy the lake before school and work is out.”

He nodded but made no move to get out of your lap and you didn’t try to move him. “We are going to be together forever, right?” He asked.

“Of course, Lee. You’re my person too.”

He smiled getting up and offered you, his hand. “Let’s go for a dip.” He pulled you up and you crashed into his chest. You giggled and he smiled at you wider. “Last one in has to go back to school,” he said before taking off running.

“Lee. That’s cheating. “

“All is fair in love and war, Honeybee.”

You ran after him and tackled him to the ground just before he got to the lake. “You’re almost an adult, Lee. Grow up,” you teased.

“Hey, I have two more years until I’m 18,” he chuckled rolling you both until you were in the lake.

You squealed and swam to the surface. Lee popped up next to you, pulling you into his arms. “I don’t even when you are an adult you’ll grow up.”

“Is that a bad thing?”

“No. I like you the way you are, Lee.”

“Where is she? Where is she? Where is she?” Lee said pacing the bedroom. He glanced at the clock and then the phone and paced again. His hands twitched and the longer you were gone the hunger he got.

“She’s gone. She couldn’t put up with your bull shit so she left. Why wouldn’t she? You’re a mess. Look at your stupid hair and your fucking shirt. She’s probably with someone better.” He ranted to himself. He was crying but he ignored it as he wiped his face.

“Get yourself together. This is the shit that got you abandoned.” He slapped his face a few times. Lee grabbed his house keys and walked out of the apartment.

“Lee. Lee. Lee,” you whispered shouted as you threw a rock at his window hoping to not wake his parents.  You glanced down the road and anxiousness as you didn’t want to get caught.

Your mother would never let you out of the house if she knew you had snuck out to meet with Lee. She already wanted you to stop seeing him, but you refused. “Lee. Lee,” you said a bit louder throwing another rock.

“Ouch. Honeybee?” He asked from his opened window. You smiled moving closer to him and smiling happily at him.

“Hi, Lee. Happy birthday. Come out. I have a surprise for you.”

“A surprise for me?” He asked jumping out of the window and trapping into the brushes. You covered your mouth to hide your laughter, but Lee still heard you and narrowed your eyes. He playfully bared his teeth at you.

You just walked over to him and put your hands under his shirt and pulled him closer. Lee shivered and pressed his body up against yours.  “Hi,” you grinned.

“Hi,” he said back. You sealed your lips in a soft and languid kiss almost forcing him up against the side of his house. He whimpered softly and you groaned biting his lip. Something strid in the pit of your body and you felt a hunger burn your throat. You bit his lip harder until he bled.

You gasped and pulled away. Lee’s eyes had closed during your kiss but when you pulled away. “What’s wrong?” He asked.

You shook your head. Something was wrong with you, but you pushed that aside. You couldn’t deal with that right now. It was Lee’s birthday and you wanted to spend it with him. “Nothing. I just think we should get going.”

“Going?” He asked placing his hand in yours.

“Yeah. To our lake. It is after midnight which means it is your birthday and I got you this amazing gift. You are going to love it,” you gushed as you pulled him along.

“A gift? It isn’t you?” He teased.

“Oh Lee you are adorable, but no. It’s a hat. You are going to look so amazing in it.” You were too excited to keep it a secret. Last year you had little money to get him a cake and a gift, but you had a summer job and worked your butt off to be able to get him something this year.

“And I got cake as well, but I made it this time. I thought it would be more romantic, but if you hate it. I’ll go buy you another as soon as the stores open up.”

“No no. You baked for me?” He asked shyly, running his hands through his curls. “That’s amazing. And is very romantic. If I could, I would love you more, but you already mean everything.”

You smiled and kissed his hand. “How is your lip?” You asked as the lake came into view.

He shrugged. “It’s fine. A little blood doesn’t scare me. I didn’t know you were into biting though.”

You shrugged your shoulders. “I don’t know why I did it. Sorry if  I hurt you.”

“You could never,” he said wrapping his arm around your waist. You nodded happily and moved to the spot you had set up.

“You know there are bears and stuff. You really shouldn’t leave this here. You know I can help you set it up for next year.”

“I like setting it up and surprising you.” You sat him down and opened your basket and pulled out the small chocolate cake you baked that horribly said to Lee with love. “What do you think?”

Lee looked from the cake and then to you. “Are you kidding me? It’s perfect and I love it and I love you,” he leaned forward and kissed you. “I can’t wait to taste it. Let’s cut a piece and share it.”

“Okay, let’s do that,” you said pulling out a knife and cutting a big slice for the both of you. “I forgot forks,” you said sheepishly.

“Well good things we have fingers,” he teased, kissing your nose. He dug into the cake and held it to your mouth. You took his fingers into your mouth and moaned at the taste.

Lee watched you closely. “You like it?”

“Yeah. You should try some.” Lee nodded opening his mouth. You grab some cake and fed it to him. He closed his lips around your fingers and slowly licked the icing off.

You held your breath as you watched him. His eyes slide up your arms, across your chest, and then connected with yours.

“Hmm. My girl is a really good baker,” he said.

You ducked your head and pulled your fingers away. “I’m glad you like it.”

“I told you. I’ll love anything you make,” he knocked his forehead against yours making you chuckle softly, tilting your head until your lips met.

Lee stood in the shadows as he watched people walk by. He was jittery and willed himself to calm down until he found someone. He knew he would have to be quick and the possibility of being caught was high, but he didn’t care. He didn’t care about anything.

A group of guys stumbled out of a bar. They were shoving each other, drunkenly and he waited for one of them to fuck up. He knew it would happen sooner or later. He was near the University campus and drunk college guys always made a mistake.

It didn’t take long for one woman to cross their path and one of the men started to catcall her and follow her down the street. Lee waited until they were passing him before he lashed out and hit the man.

Drunk as he was, the man didn’t stay down for long. The girl took off running and his friends were still stumbling down the street. “You like playing on defenseless people, well pick on me,” Lee growled as he went at the man again.

The man chuckled and tackled Lee to the ground and started punching him repeatedly. Lee groaned as he felt his nose crunch and blood paint his face. “Is that all you got?” He asked slipping his hand into his pocket and grabbing his knife stabbing the man in the neck.

The man’s eyes widened, and Lee pulled the knife out watching as the blood rained down on them. The man put his hand on his neck to stop the bleeding, but Lee used that as the opportunity to flip him over and start tearing out his skin eating him.

His mind was blank of everything but feeding. He pushes his pain and heartbreak away to focus on the singular feeling of his hunger. You both agreed to try to stop killing so close to home and try to control your hunger more. You were better than him, he had some slip-ups, but none like now.

Lee ate until he felt sick. He stumbled out of the alley disoriented. He looked both ways but there were so many lights and people he didn’t know what to do. He was drenched in blood and still was starving, but he wasn’t sure for what.

Somehow, he made it back to your building without being seen. He assumed he was still in his right frame of mind enough to stick to the shadows as he moved. He stumbled up the stairs running into one of the college students that lived next door.

She screamed and he was quick to jump back. “Don’t scream. Don’t scream.” He was sobbing again and trying to stop her from screaming. He didn’t want to hurt her, but he didn’t want to get caught. She fought against him as he covered her mouth. The noise caused a door nearby to open and Lee cursed only to see you worrying making your way over to them.  

“Lee? What’s going on? Let her go,”  you said tugging on his arms. He had to be dreaming. You were gone. He’s lost his mind. His legs gave out and he dropped to the floor. You were shouting at him. The girl was still screaming.

“I’m bad. I’m bad. I’m bad,” he repeated crying more and more. Your lips were moving but it felt like he was underwater. He couldn’t hear anything but his own words circling around in his head.

He woke up with a startle, sitting up straight in bed. He glanced around the empty room and patted himself down. He was shirtless but clean of blood. His nose ached and he could still taste the man from the alley.

He hoped it had been a dream. He pulled his knees up to his chest crying into them as he rocked on the bed. He couldn’t remember anything after you arrived. Or he thought you did. Maybe you weren’t there and he just killed that poor girl and then cleaned himself up.

“Oh Lee,” you said rushing into the room and cradling him into your arms. “Hey hey. Calm my love. It’s me. I got you,” you consoled him. Rocking him in your arms. You soothingly ran your fingers through his hair. Lee clung to you, burying his face in your clothes.

“Honeybee. Honeybee, I’m so bad. I hurt that girl. I killed a man and I drove you away. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”

“No no. Lee, you aren’t bad. You are good. You’re my good boyfriend. My puzzle piece, my other half. You couldn’t drive me away even if you wanted to. You didn’t hurt her. She was just a bit freaked out.”

He sobbed unable to listen to your words, so you just held him tightly and sang softly to him to get him to calm down. You were frightened when you opened the apartment door to see him covered in blood and attacking your neighbor.

When you came home and saw that he wasn’t there you assumed he was going to the store for cigarettes but from his state, it was clear that he had eaten. You weren’t mad at him, just concerned. He was doing so well and when he needed to eat, you both went together. Made sure to drive hours away and then ate together.

When he passed out you knocked out the girl and dragged her into your apartment. You both made a lot of noise, and it seemed like you would have to move so you ate her. Once you were finished you moved Lee to the bedroom and cleaned him up. Then you went out and looked for his victim. You found and buried him and then returned him cleaning all the blood and packing.

You were just putting the last of the bags by the door when you heard him wake up. You patted his hair and smeared kisses along his forehead as he calmed down, hiccupping and sniffling occasionally. “Baby, what happened?”

“You were gone all day. I-I thought you left me. I thought you were sick of me. I called your work, and I called your coworkers, Kayla. No one heard from you. I thought the worst.” The worst being you abandoned him.

 “Never Lee. It’s us together. Always remember? There is no one else I want. No one else that understands me and sees me the way you do. I love you, Lee.”

He sniffed pulling back to stare at you with sad green eyes. “Really? You didn’t leave me.”

You wiped his tears and kissed him under each eye. “The only thing that has ever made sense is the world is you. I’ve spent enough time without you, and I was miserable. I never want to feel that again. I’m not going anywhere.”

Lee just wrapped himself around you once more and pressed his face into your chest. Sobs shook his body. “I’m sorry. I-I shouldn’t have doubted you. But it’s my birthday and I was so used to us together. And I got into my own head.”

You shushed him, pressing your mouth to his in a wet sloppy kiss. “Lee, my baby. I’m sorry I should have left a note. I got a second job and I’ve been working to save up to get us a new car. So we can hit the road and travel more. See the country. I went to get my check and then get our van.”

“A van?” He mumbled into your chest. You giggled and pulled on a red curl.

“Yes. You said you always wanted a van. I got us a used one for a good deal. Not too many mileages. It can take us anywhere.” While you both liked it when you were settled and got to play normal, it was just a game. You both wanted the open road and freedom to be who you were. No dirty looks and whispers, no fear. Just your love to guide you around.

“I fucked up badly, honeybee.”

“It’s okay. I fixed everything. It’s all taken care of. I’m sorry for leaving Lee.”

“No, this is on me,” he said miserably.

“I’m not upset. It’s okay. We were going to leave eventually. We just have to do it tonight.”

Lee pulled away and stood up from the bed. “I’ll pack then,” he said making around the room, but you grabbed his hand.

“I already did. Let’s just go. Yeah. I still have a birthday surprise for you?”

He nodded shoving his empty hand into his pocket. “I’m not sure I deserve anything after today.”

“Don’t be like that. Don’t make things hard. You got overwhelmed by your emotions. You got hungry. I am not blaming you and neither should you. It happens. That is just who we are. Both of us.”

You squeezed his hand and cuffed the side of his face. “Don’t beat yourself up, please,” you mumbled before kissing him. Lee surrendered to the familiarity of your lips and frantically kissed you both. He brought your clasped hands up to his neck and wrapped your arm around his shoulder. His free hand dug into the back of your shorts pulling you close.

“Fuck, I love you,” he mumbled, resting his forehead on yours. “Do you love me? As me?”

“Of course. I see you and that is why I love you.” You kissed him once more before pulling him out of the bedroom. You grabbed the bags as you both walked out of the apartment and down the stairs toward your van. You put Lee in the passenger side. Kissed his cheeks and then his lips and moved to the driver's side.

Lee was relaxed. A slight smile on his face and his eyes half opened. He had worked himself up so much and while he did pass out earlier. He was still exhausted. He grasps your hand in his. “Thank you,” he said.

You glanced over at him smiling. “For what?”

“For being you. For loving me. For this van and just sticking with me.”

“You don’t have to thank me for any of it. I do it all happily for my sweet Lee.”

“I haven’t been sweet in a long time. Maybe not ever.”

You scoffed kissing the back of his hand. “You’ve always been my sweet Lee and you always will be. You have always been my friend, my protector, and the love of my life. I couldn’t imagine my life without you.”

“When I killed my dad. All I could think about was what if  I hurt you? I came to you that night. I wanted you to come with me, but I was glad you didn’t. Because I would have killed myself if I hurt you.”

“Do you remember your last birthday? Before we broke up and you left town?”

He nodded. “I bite you then,” you said quietly. “It was the first time I tasted blood and I craved more, and I was afraid. I felt the hunger deep within me. I was able to push it away for a few more months. Ignore it because I had you and I didn’t want to hurt you. But when you were gone, it was hard. So I left. The first time I ate. I cried so hard. I want to kill myself. I had the razer to my wrist, but I heard your voice in my head. It stopped me. You saved me,” you said.

Lee leaned over and kissed your cheek and rested his forehead on your cheek. “You save me every day.”

Lee fell asleep soon after that and you drove for hours. His head rests on your shoulder. You took your eyes off the road every few minutes and kissed the crown of his curls. Your hunger was awful sometimes. It was uncontrolled, but it did not rival the hunger, the burning desire and love you had for Lee.

When you felt empty it was Lee that you needed to refuel. You stopped the van and turned off the car. You turned and ghosted your fingers along his face. His freckles, the slope of his nose, his cupid’s bow. It was all things you had committed to memory and yet still was drawn to every day.

Lee stirred as your fingers traced his lips. His mouth opened and your fingers slipped in. Lee moaned and his eyes opened to clash with yours. You smiled rubbing your nose against his, causing him to laugh. You withdrew your fingers and pressed a kiss to his lips.

“Where are we?” He asked tiredly.

“A lake.” He perked up looking out the window.  You smiled and opened your door. “Well come on. It’s our birthday tradition and we only have a few hours left. I have a chocolate cake in the back, but I want to take a dip with you first.”

Lee quickly climbed out of the car and met you at the front. You held your hand out and he slipped his fingers in between yours.

You both looked down at your hands before looking up at each other. “Last one into the lake has to drive,” you said, shoving his shoulders and taking off run.

“That’s cheating,” he shouted taking off after you.

“All is fair in love and war, Lee.”

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[builtintripping]

For the forgor au,Sense It’s a memory wipe scenario and Jimmy still has his memory gun (I believe he had that in the original show or something) would jimmy able to use that on Timmy or would magic cancel that out? Or a combination of both returning the memories to timmy?

Science vs magic type deal??

that depends on whoever's making the rest of the story starting from the memory wipe, but in my case...

The gang had to go home to their respective dimensions after celebrating Timmy's 18th bday to give him one last alone time with the fairies. But Jimmy didn't have the chance to try out the memory gun, because...

When he tried to access into Timmy's dimension again after the memory wipe, the magic was so strong it cancelled out any outside forces (in the dimensional sense) that tried to penetrate back into the ex-godchild's presence.

The genius could have had the chance to travel back successfully if he just further studied on how magic works in Timmy's world. He could have had more information on how to counter against magic with his inventions if he just believed in them in the first place.

#im so sorry for the late reply!! had a lot of online social obligation going on sjskakja #but i appreciate you so much for asking!! it's a good question actually #tbh it really depends you can have science win against magic if you want #this is more of my personal interpretation and i like drama so teehee :) #nicktoons unite #asks #doodles #i forgor lor

[palettepainter]

OKAY FIRST OF ALL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I was wondering what are some of your headcanons for Dr teeth, or zoot? Have a wonderful birthday! 🍰

Thanks!! I'm so fucking terrified for my bday this year, I don't know if I'll make a post about it cuz there are a lot of other reasons behind it aside from just not having any irl friends to celebrate with, but seeing some of you wish my a happy bday gives me a little smile!

And I sure do!

Zoot:

-So I like to think that even though he can sleep anywhere anytime, his sleep schedule is actually whack. Sometimes he'll sleep for like seventeen hours straight, then wake up at two thirty in the morning, make himself a sandwich and watch tv or something.

-When he was a kid everybody thought his talking shoe Jimmy was just his imaginary friend, including his many cousins. To this day some of them still believe that Jimmy is just Zoot's made up friend and they play along with it

-The only real 'sweet' thing he can handle is dark chocolate, if he has anything sweeter which is barely ever he'll have to eat it alongside something else

-As a kid he had a toy sloth called Timmy, sloths are still one of his favourite animals

-Sleep deprived Zoot is a rarity, but it does exist, the band all fear him, even Animal. He's basically Muffin from the episode Sleepover, mixed with the terror of an eldritch horror. Sleep deprived Zoot is a predator, he can smell your fear

-He's the oldest out of his cousins so far that I've designed for him, but is coincidentally the shortest

-Zoot sometimes forgets that Liv is in her early twenties (she's the same age as Scooter). She doesn't drink alcohol a lot cuz she doesn't like the flavour but when she does drink the stuff Zoot gives her a look and tells her to stop drinking it and go get an apple juice. Liv has to remind him a LOT that she's no longer twelve

Teeth:

-Inspired by a short story titled A Nightmare On Mulholland Drive, even though Teeth's parents are dentist's, and he spent a small portion of his life working at their practise, he is deathly terrified of having to have any operations with his Teeth. As a child he hated the noise of the whirring drill his Mama would use in the practise. A large reason on why his teeth are so perfect is because he didn't ever want to be in a situation where one of those drills had to be near his mouth

-Though his confidence has only improved over the years of being a musician, if you know the right things to say, Teeth can still get quite flustered if the compliments and flirts are coming from the right people

-He is so befuddled by London Cheesecake. To anyone that doesn't know London cheesecake is a pastry like dessert with icing and coconut on the top. The first time Teeth saw it he blinked hard, then asked where the biscuit base was

-When he was younger he had a nervous habit of wringing his fingers, and his noodly arms would coil up by his chest like snakes in distress

-It's not obvious thanks to him always wearing a hat but Teeth's hair is curly in parts, like his Mama's and Grammy's. Tina's hair when it's not pulled back into her signature style is a wild, frilly MESS

-When he first met baby Animal he was fascinated by his jaw strength, impressed by how something that small could have that much bite to him. Floyd was surprised, thinking Teeth would at least be a little more wary about him, but it brought him relief knowing Teeth wasn't unnerved by him

#The Muppets #Muppets #Teeth #Dr Teeth #Zoot #The electric mayhem #Electric mayhem

[pech-es]

I'll bored so I'm gonna make a little "previously on TZ Tumblr"... just for you (PART 1 : positive stuff)

• I saw your reblogged some of the TCR premiere pictures so you've seen Tom looks hottttt, this is now my favorite red carpet look of him, thank you Crystal

• We all lost our marbles about those cute Caribbean stories Z posted. Cute but still private and goofy, just like them

• TCR press : Tom said "bless Z because she had to deal with me looking like that with the bangs for months". Cute. Emmy and Sasha both said Tom is a hugger and he would hug them after a difficult scene (although Sasha joked about not being a hugger herself, Tom trying to make her a hugger but failing so they would just fist bump 👊). Cute. He's taking the whole year off, gardening, golfing, traveling and will start FA only at the beginning of 2024. In his unemployed era yay (😭).

• Z was having a blast Darnell's bday party. But took a pic with a weird dude (bc Darnell posted the location publicly), who has a "Zendaya" above his eyebrow bc he's a fan. Creepy. But the next day she was shaking her lil ass at Darnell'd freaknik. Timmy Tim was also there, living his best life and channeling his swag era🥳

• We got close up on Tom's ring and although we don't know the meaning, there are definitely : an orca/whale and a bird + a sun and a moon. Make that what you will (something sappy preferably). Also Tom said his fav song is "Sunny" by Boney M. Cute.

• We got first photographic evidence of Timmy and Kylie hanging out. Blurry ass pics but it's them, and apparently Pauline was there too. Hanging out at the Kardashian place for a "family barbecue" (it's giving Tomdaya at the 2016 Thanksgiving)

AHHHH anon you understood the assignment 😭 i need to keep you on retainer for every time i want an update lol. obsessed with the fact that tom GARDENS??? grandpa stanley lives

#ask #bless you sweet anon

[destinyc1020]

After Tom did not post for her bday last year, Z still has posted a few bday stories: for her mom, for Hunter and for Timmy. She also posted a Mother's Day story for her mom. So I think that she will post a story for Tom even if he decides to not continue posting for her. We know he doesn't have the best relationship with social media and in the past year he has just posted because he has to promote something, not really because he wants to share something fun. For Z this is the time of the year where she declares to the world how important Tom is for her, and I think she will do it again

🥰❤️

[silvyysthings]

Of course tmz got the exclusive make out video so it looks like the fans are going to have to clutch onto something else other than he’s being stalked, doing the bare minimum and holding onto the guard rail like with Gollum back in the day. Beyonce’s 42nd bday in the VIP section where everyone can see them, take photos and videos but Timmy wants his image and articles to say their low key casual and private? Timmy’s also in a secret squirrel romance with Armie who has a gf? When is it going to hit that he let Armie drown for professional and personal preservation remaining silent with just one well timed quote right before Dune about a larger conversation that never happened? Also very convenient how the dude anon shows up once again to calm the waters and tell us all what we want to hear. Feels more like a PR person managing the fandom. 576 comments on dfail currently down to 412 because the comments are so bad. Really bad. CMBYN Timmy is long gone. How is he never accountable for his participation and always a victim of Hollywood the last few months with kj and her mom being accused of using him for clout when their richer, have more followers and are more famous? Who really wins because you can’t buy respect but you can gain connections $$ and media sway which the Kardashians have. Fans have such a bad taste in their mouth now as timmy has spent years cultivating an image that clearly wasn’t him. Club C says kj stalking paid off and he was forced to talk to her tonight. Going to be interesting how she and other fans explains his tongue down her throat.

As you see different perceptions to see the thing, for reasons of time and for work I can't answer to all ( and I have already widely expressed my opinion)but at this point no one is forcing you to do nothing . If someone needs help obviously my dms are open🤷‍♀️

#timothée chalamet #anon ask

[learningtosmelltheroses]

According to your logic, Tom hates Z because he didn't post for her bday and Emmy win in 2022 while he was on a social media break. Do you understand that Z is in a social media break? Most likely she won't post for her sister Hunter either this Sunday. Does that mean she hates Hunter? And if she would have posted for Timmy you would have said "it's just for promo". Continue living in that world where Z can't have any male friends outside of Tom's circle. Long live misogyny!

Where did I say she hates Timmy? Where did I say she can't have male friends? Yesterday I said that I wouldn't be surprised if she posted for him cause he posted on her bday

I have said multiple times that she is on a social media break and that's good for her. Where did I say otherwise?

They can be friends, but I'm just saying they are not the besties you guys push so hard for. The problem here never was if they are or aren't friends. The problem always was you guys pushing this besties for life agenda whenever she looks at him but keep hating on her boyfriend of years because apparently he is in the way of your fanfic.

And I never see you guys talking about her friendship with Kamil... why's that? Why you always have to talk about Timmy? She was also talking with Austin during CCXP, why the hell you guys have this fixation on Timmy??

The problem is not her with male friends, is you!

[boxwinebaddie]

hi hi hi hi hihihi hi! SO.. happy early birthday/birthday (whatever time it is whever u read this idk, maybe then it's happy late birthday, haha!) uncle ninaaaa!! (this may get ramble-y but i think we both know u can't talk on that subject ;3)

eheeemmmmm, i'd just like to say (and i've said this before in an ask i believe) ur my writing IDOOOLLLLLLL like the only thing that keeps me kinda still writing my stupid lil SoT fic (aside from just overanalyzing , overplaying, and lore building the shit out of that game, even Timmy has lore) is just seeing how u are still truckin even w/ all the issues u've had along the way. (it rlly is inspiring)

Personally, i'm still in grade school and one thing that keeps me like going through THAT is kickin my feet n going "ooooh do u think rm/pep has updated yet" and my friend is just like "wtf r u on abt" and i just have to blabber on abt how good a certain boxwinebaddie's fics r until i realize ppl are looking at me funny so then i go back to trying to comprehend ANYTHING in algebra in my corner quietly. (also how do u get through that that shit is like WHATTTTT) anyway tho, happy b-gay belle from beauty and the beast (but gayer) i wish u the best of timesssss!! :33

hello, sweetness!!!!!!! <33333

as we speak i have just read your message and am responding to you in my silly little birthday princess dress with the big, billowy sleeves, my tacky dollar store light up tiara and am swiggin some uncle nina staple box wine around in my favorite vintage, hand-painted 'happy 50th bday' wine glass ( i collect them c: ), smiling so stanley randall william marsh wide that my unsightly human face can barely contain it, like my heart, with all the luv it has for u ( and all of you xx mwahh )

but, yes! thank you so much, my darling! <333 i love that even on my birthday, i cannot beat the deranged verbose girlie allegations lmao!!

ALSO PLEASE!!!! I AM NO IDOL, GLIMMER!!!! i am but a false prophet in false eyelashes!!! the devil ( me ) wears frauda, i'm afraid! the devil wears something that i found for $5 at the thrift store, tbfh! i swear i'm just a little cringe fail writer gal hiding behind a computer and some very big words! honest! but regardless of how unfit i feel for idoltry, it means a lot of me to know that you feel that way. :3

i know i write fanfiction, emphasis on fiction, but in my messages and interactions with all of you, it feels important for me to come across to all of you as real and warm. vulnerable and genuine. :)

because as embarrassing as it can be to come clean about things i'm struggling with, it also feels important to me to model mistake making and risk-taking as an author/adult person in order to show all of you who read my asks/updates that it is OK to be sad, mad or glad and that writing isn't always easy! or that life isn't always easy, but if i can do it, YOU can do it, dearest! i walked straight into the wall so you could walk right through that hole i made, haha. Standing Tall.

also, can i just say its so COOL that you're writing an SOT fic!!!! like AAAAA!!! that is the one south park segment i have actually not explored very much of because of exactly what you said abt the lore. like, we have seen how drawn out i make my south park universes, i would go criminally insane trying to make a fuckin game of thrones skyrim lotr level high fantasy south park universe...you are so much stronger than me!!!! i do kind of...have a rough sot concept i thought about running by you all. but idk, its very half-baked. i'm sure yours is delicious tho!!! do share if you ever feel inclined! i'd love to hear abt it.

but :'}}}}}...if you could see the face i'm making rn ;-;;; <3 you are so sweet and honestly, you are MY idol! i also started writing in grade school, but my GOD, i was illiterate!!!!! you are so powerful, petal. you've said that i inspire you, but your passion and drive inspires me. you have more power in your pinky finger than i have in my whole body, i can assure you. and i can't wait to see how that manifests. :)

ALSO SLKHDLSDKDS!!! i think it's so cute when you guys talk about my fanfics in your daily lives!!! that is so special and near and dear to me!!!! i'm glad they make you that happy. i'm sorry for confusing your friends, and as a hopeful future educator, i apologize because saying the words boxwinebaddie in a grade school setting is probably not...ideal. rip. lo siento, sweetie. annnnnd lo siento x2 that i haven't updated in ages, but as we discussed, writing can be tricky sometimes. and its important to go at your own pace. its not a race.

side note about algebra: EW. ashdlksahd. i am the least excited to teach math truly. and i wish i could help you but, unfortunately, i failed math for liberal arts majors....THREE TIMES!!!! THREE!!!! i am like 90% sure they only passed me because i literally got out of the psychiatric hospital and my teacher felt sorry for me. but...slay? rip.

AAAAAA OKAY BEFORE I GO!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I CANT BELIEVE U GUYS THINK I LOOK LIKE BELLE FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST THATS SO STINKING CUTE!!! thank you for blessing my inbox, earth angel! and i hope you ALSO have a good day that is as lovely and sweet as this message was.

-uncle nina, belle from beauty and the beast but much gayer <3

#this made me tear up fr #u are so talented and lovely #literally YOU are my idol you are so cool for writing an sot fic #and just writing in general like that is not easy friend! #im glad i mean a lot to you you mean a lot to me #this message made me feel very warm and fuzzy #thank you for ur bday wishes and visit my ask box anytime darling

[its-ashley-95baybe]

why don't we make the psycho shippers even more insecure and highlight the fact that timmy is back in la just in time for somebody's bday...

👀👀👀

dear lord I’ve seen the miracles you’ve done for others….don’t forget me 😂

[puckthisshift]

une ivresse qui m'anéantit (1/1)

Read it on AO3

Summary: Thomas isn’t gay. So why is he letting Josh get on his knees for him? And why does he feel weird about Josh and other guys? It’s just different when it’s Josh.

AN: This is a belated bday gift for the incomparable Robo. Much thanks to cousin Amanda for helping me figure this out!

“It’ll cheer you up so quick.” Josh doesn’t see anything wrong with this. “Blowjobs make everything better. I’d say to ask Brady, but you wouldn’t dare.”

He can’t ask about that, not when Brady and Timmy… are a thing? Thomas doesn’t know what they are, but the entire team knows about them hooking up on the regular and neither of them seems interested in anyone else, but… They’re not a thing? 

It’s confusing and Thomas just pretends he doesn’t see it. 

But he can’t do that when Josh is on his knees and unzipping his pants. His own pants too, because apparently, he thinks he needs to touch himself while he… blows Thomas? That’s what he says he’s going to do anyway. 

And while sometimes Josh is all talk, Thomas doesn’t think he is this time. 

Read the whole thing on AO3

#hockey rpf #chabot/norris #972 #why don't we have a ship name for them yet #puckthisfics

[detransraichu]

it is my WEEKLY TIMMIES TIME YAYYY!!!!! gonna be writing on my laptop with a little iced capp, people watching in a cozy corner... seeing doggies outside.... finally not just being cooped up in my apartment!!! it rly helps my mental health :] i've been working on a dragon age modern au fanfic for my ex/bestie's bday!! i also want to work on my life story novel. there is a chance i'll just scroll social media or write radfem thinkpieces again though hbgbjb but eithet way it'll be fun :D

#lay text #i know i often talk abt the negative parts of my ex and our messy relationship #but they still rly are like family to me! they always got my back and always offer so much help and support #they're like my annoying snarky brother now lmao. dating was 1000% a mistake but i'm glad we get to be friends! #so yeah i'm writing them a lil fanfic :3 #two actually!! a dragon age one & a naruto one! #i also brought my headphones if i want to listen to lofi music :3

[xlandloud]

redraw of that one comic panel bc i love them

#they love each other sm🥺 #young justice #young just us #core four #dc #dc comics #tim drake #robin #red robin #conner kent #kon el #superboy #bart allen #impulse #kid flash #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #xlandart #and just in time for timmys bday!!!!!

[lesbianstarlightglimmer]

night

#meows #woof whered the day go. had to spend a bunch of time helping my mom cook bc its harder w her scooter #so i barely did turkey day unfortunately but hopefully most of the items will be available in timmy and tommys? or so ive been told #im just too tired to do more w it tonight lol. but hey at least i didnt go to the disaster of a family dinner my moms mom STILL HAD #literally my youngest cousin had her bday today and blew out her candles. saaay covid! #oh and i found out the new pants they got me were WAAAY too tight wtf. why. god. technically i can wear jeans to work but its so hard #for me to bc my jeans dont have the same pocket space that i need for my phone keys and wallet and stylis pen #idk what ill do its all a pain. i might have to start carrying a bag there which i do NOT wanna do at all bc i dont trust some of my cowork #*coworkers

[sapdelrey]

OMG I LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU POST AAAAH ITS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH also since you’re still talking requests: readers post for timmys bday, a proposal announcement post, reader is an actress and timmy is just cute and supportive and ANYHTINF YOU WANT CUZ THIS IS SO CUTE

I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS AHHH ANYWAY HERE IS THE PROPOSAL REQUEST THE OTHERS WILL BE COMING SOON (hopefully tomorrow!!!) & ONCE AGAIN SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG <3333

timothée chalamet x fem!reader

warning: a few curse words & talk of marriage! (terrifying, i know.)

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yourusername: @zendaya looks like you’ll have to get ordained a lot sooner than we thought

user1: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP

tchalamet: hotter than the sun baby

user2: pinch me

user3: the fact that this photo includes a sunset makes this announcement 1000x times better

alyciajasmin: SO MY MANIFESTATION EXERCISES DO WORK

user4: pov: you just passed out because y/n and timmy ARE GETTING MARRIED

conangray: i’d be jealous but i am too blinded by the fact that the timothée chalamet and the y/n l/n are actually engaged i am crying AH

charlieputh: my chance with timothée just flew out the window 😔

user5: CHARLIES BACK YALL BDKAHAJ

user6: throuple????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞

zendaya: THANK GOD having tom do my bidding is 3 jobs in itself

tomholland2013: @zendaya aww i love you too ❤️

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tchalamet: i liked it. i put a ring on it. please don’t kill me mom.

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[destinyc1020]

To the anon who brought up Timothee and Z, you’re not slick lol. You think I don’t know a timdaya when I see one? As a long time Timothee stan since 2017 and Tomdaya I can assure you Tim and Z are nothing but friends lol. That’s it. Timothee isn’t a weirdo okay. One of the reason I stan him that his values as a person are pure and genuine. His closest circle of ppl revolves around gay men, men and women. He grew up with an older sister. He’s not one of those guys who can’t separate friendship and attraction with a woman. I wouldn’t not be a fan of him this long if that was the case. He’s a very attractive man with a lot of options beyond just Hollywood lol. Yes Z is beautiful but there’s a lot of beautiful women even more than Z.

This isn’t the first time he posted his female friends on the gram Taylor Russell has a whole layout dedicated to her by Timothee and No says anything about them. Yes, I’m aware of the Tnt rumours but now we know she’s dating Harry and most of that was just PR for Bones and All so…

I think Timothee shot himself in the foot making that 2020 bday post to Z. He now has an expectation to post every year to Z because his stans and Z’s stans get on him on Twitter lol. He might be giving bday posts until he dies or at least until the Dune franchise is done filming lol. So don’t worry pls, these two are just besties, only.

Though I’ve been giving Timothee praise, it doesn’t absolve him from criticism. His dating life is a mess.

I’m gonna get pushback but when has Timothee ever dated a black/biracial woman? Going to Darnell’s cookout don’t count lol. Growing up in New York don’t count lol. Listening to rap and music from colorists don’t count. Yes, I’m aware I’m being very strict with him. As a black fan I had to wake up from that kool aid. His words and his actions are very different lol.

All his exes and flings have been blondes and brunettes so to think him are Z are dating is just funny to me. His public persona is very different to his private lol. At least with Leo, you know his type is just models. Timothee is so secretive that I honestly feel he’s ashamed at whoever he hooks up with lol. If I was famous I wouldn’t want to date someone who’s ashamed of me and we have to constantly hide and date in secret.

As a fan of his work mainly, who he sleeps with is really not my business. I believe wholeheartedly in celeb and fan separation. However, dating Kylie was a choice lol. I don’t agree with the misogyny she has gotten from his fans, however dating a yt woman who brought her features emulating black/biracial women and profited on the insecurities of others and preach about social media’s impact on society again, a choice lol. I’m still a stan I just side eye him time to time I can’t lie.

In conclusion, Timdaya are cool besties but just besties.

Thanks for your input Anon! 👏🏾 It sounds like you have a very healthy view of your fave, and that's good. You don't put Timmy on a pedestal, you still love and appreciate him, but you recognize that his dating life can be a mess sometimes lol. 😅

Honestly, that's where I am with Austin and his "baby sitting duties" that he's currently in with the Gerber Baby as well rotfl.🤣 Like, I love Austin, but this current rlshp is just no bueno to me. 🥴 Don't get me wrong, I'm happy if he's happy, but I will never ship it. 😤

Imo, that's a healthy way to be with your faves. Like, you love them, but you don't idolize them to the point where you feel scared to admit things you don't quite like. 😊

I’m gonna get pushback but when has Timothee ever dated a black/biracial woman? Going to Darnell’s cookout don’t count lol. Growing up in New York don’t count lol. Listening to rap and music from colorists don’t count. Yes, I’m aware I’m being very strict with him. As a black fan I had to wake up from that kool aid. His words and his actions are very different lol.

I understand what you're trying to say Anon, but idk if I would look at Timmy's dating life to assume the type of person he would date in the future. No offense, but MOST people date intraracially anyway. 🤷🏾‍♀️ That's nothing new.

Plus, you can't always go by someone's "type". Tom Holland had always only dated white girls before he met Zendaya. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Who knew Tom Hiddleston would end up dating and having a baby with Zawe after he dated Taylor Swift? Who knew Nick Jonas would end up MARRYING an INDIAN woman who's older than him?? 🤣

Like, I get your point Anon lol, but c'mon...there's a first time for EVERYTHING. I don't even think Z had really dated a white man before she met Tom. So, you can't always look at someone's PREVIOUS dating habits to assume who they might be attracted to or who they might date in the future. I sure as heck didn't ever see Timmy dating someone like Kylie lol.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

we're all so proud and happy of all your successes and achievements, tim. we celebrate you, now and for years to come. but we also value and appreciate you more and more each day because you support our gentle giant, in ways you know is right at the current time. go shine ✨

60 notes • Posted 2021-10-11 15:12:46 GMT

#4

hair goals tbh

92 notes • Posted 2021-08-27 09:40:59 GMT

#3

Timmy: What do you want for your birthday?

Armie: We've talked about this, I'd rather you spend your hard-earned money on yourself babe.

Timmy: Armie.

Armie: Fine. Just lick me out for dinner.

Timmy: Uh? Okay, I guess? If that's what you want.

Armie: *TAKE! Take me out for dinner.

Armie: I hate this phone

Timmy: I can do both. Lick and take you out for dinner. It's your birthday so your wish is my command :)

Armie: You're not letting this die soon, 'no?

Timmy: Nope. Gonna lick you good for your bday baby.

94 notes • Posted 2021-08-29 09:47:47 GMT

#2

heart eyes, motherfucker

109 notes • Posted 2021-08-30 16:01:25 GMT

#1

hi friends and moots,

Maybe 5 people tops will see this post so I'll brave things out and post it. I never got a lot of interaction anyways hehez. So anyways...

I know most of the ppl in the fandom doesn't know my existence but I've been here since the latter part of 2017. You might see my Tumblr handle from time to time on the timeline because of reblogs (I post funny stuff sometimes!) but that ends there.

I am a silent viewer of everything that has happened and is happening in the fandom. I celebrated during good times, I cried over the worst times. I felt like quitting before but my trust towards Armie and Timmy, as partners and as individuals, is bigger than the battle/s they're fighting. Also, who am I to lose hope when they aren't? I am supposed to hold on when it's tough, not let go.

I'm just posting this to tell you all charmies that I love you guys so much. I never talked personally with all of you but you have been a family to me already thru all the posts we shared over the years about the boys. I appreciate every one of you who never fails to trust the process even how hard it is.

What Armie is facing right now is fucking painful and scary. If I could only offer a hug or anything, I totally would. Not to brag or anything but I'm a good judge of character that's why when this shitshow started early last January, I never once doubted him in my life. I may not know him personally, not interacted with him personally, but over the years, I get to learn how his heart works. And that man owns a heart of gold.

We lose a lot of good people in the fandom too. When someone leaves, there's a part of me that's hurting because there is no guarantee if we are gonna be able to celebrate with them once everything is alright. The group number is getting slimmer but the trust and hope never does and at the end of the day, that is what matters.

My line of thought is messed up so bear with this trashy post, I just hope that everyone who reads this up to this point is having a wonderful and safe day. We got this. The boys got this. I hope I can talk and be close friends with all of you but I don't know how to hold a conversation so I'm just here looking :( anyway, Dance party with you all soon xx

272 notes • Posted 2021-02-15 14:19:15 GMT

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