#and probably wont be getting them again anytime soon

[theforestknowsmydreams]

just realized i'm an adult and nothing is stopping me from buying and making an entire pack of cheap microwavable pancakes

#the forest speaks #i havent had those in years #and probably wont be getting them again anytime soon #but i feel like they'd be great rn

[bonchobrick]

(angst alert !! death + slight blood tw !!)

Tim is stuck in a sticky situation and has to call a certain 'spooky' friend for help.

Jason would probably call him a dumbass for trying to do something so stupid. Well, atleast thats what Tim thinks Jason would do, he isn't for sure though, he isn't certain.

Because Jason's laying on the ground with a flat pulse and he wont be giving him any answers anytime soon.

---

“Don' look so weird replacement, its just anoth’r day in gotham.” His brother slurs with the slight quirk of his lips

"Jason don't fucking do this to me!" Tim hisses tears cursing his eyes

And Jason, oh that bastard—bleeding out on the pavement and in Tim’s arms sends him his classic beaming Robin Smile. 

"Love ya' little bro take care of yo'rself, kay?" he says eyes fluttering

"Jay," Tim cries, "You dick."

For all the joy and hope and belief his smile conveyed for the first time in a long time—his red blood muddled what should’ve been such a nice sight. Tim held him on the pavement with someone yelling on the comm mic on the floor that he just can’t bother trying to pay attention to. 

The pavement is cold. The air is cold. His brother is cold. It’s all so cold tonight. 

All the younger boy does close his eyes and slowly, In. Out. In. Out.

He lets himself breathe for a minute. Lets the horror wash over him. Lets himself absorb what just happened,

Then he gets back to work. 

Like a switch his brain is back online running at a hundred miles an hour–what is the best scenario, what should I do when my brother's wrist is limp and his eyes are shut, what do I do if he’s dead again, what can i do, how can I Fix. This.

Thoughts cloud his mind, whirring around his head like layers and layers of messy documents has just been dumped on his desk and he’s shuffling through them panicked trying to find the right file because its somewhere here, there is something and he just needs to sort. it. out. And–

Then it all becomes clear. 

His desk is back to clean and stationary. All of the papers are gone back into neat piles in neat manila folders, stored away in tidy filing shelves–

Everything is gone aside from one little yellow sticky note in the center of the desk.

“Well, Jay?” Tim chuckles with a cracked voice, “Second times the charm right?”

In his mind, at the center of it all, on a yellow sticky note lies the words in green ink: ‘Contact The Ghost King.’

Slowly he shifts and with a loud grunt he lifts up Jason, “Up we go!”

“--im? Why do you have Red Hood’s Comm–Tim what happened! Tim!” the comm speaker plays faintly in the background of his head, “Tim! Whatever you’re thinking off doing, don’t!” someone Tim can’t think about hisses

Tim hums absentmindedly towards the mic, almost automatically, “Don’t worry Babs, I’ve got it covered.”

Walking away from the roof he thinks to himself, I wonder where Jason would wanna wake up? Perhaps his apartment? Yea, i think that would go well by him–let’s head to the apartment.  

And just like that Tim leaves a crime scene—shuffling away with a dead body over his shoulder and a plan.

“Jay,” Tim murmurs to the corpse on his shoulder, “You’re really gonna hate this, but i’m doing this for you anyways cause I love you. So dont be too hard on me when you wake up okay asshole?”

Tim stumbles off into the stairwell making his descent and sometime as he walks away Barbara faintly catches him on the comm saying

“-Your gonna love Danny and making your lame 'im a dead guy' jokes with him man .”

#(Aka i wanted to write brothers jason and tim fic featuring Danny as the resident unemployed friend) #tim hates jason #he loves jason #siblings r silly like that #tim through sobs: *sniffles* im a bad bitch ive got work to do #what follows is tim pleading with the most heartfelt words for him to bring jason back and danny is like lol okay #was this all made to reference that one line in robin 1993 annual 7 #yes. yes it was. #ill add the comic panel soon bc oo that line mmmm #girl dinner #danny doesn't control life or death. but! #tim: please bring my brother back i know that is such a hard request to ask you but-- #danny making grilled cheese: not really hes supposed to be alive anyways dude no biggie #tim whose been begging and sharing his whole life story on the floor for the past 30 minutes: what #this is a fic in which tim spends another absurd amount of time bringing back a 'dead' relative (jason is dead but like tim's like no) #and danny is just with him the whole time hanging out and showing him wild shit as the helps revive him #dc x dp #dp x dc #jason todd #tim drake #danny is a little shit #danny phantom #there are so many tags #i swear i write more story in here than in the actual post... #angst #sorry #its literally kinda cracky though #just a bit more 'character analysis-y' than i usually share w u guys #kinda funny how this is dc x dp but danny is just like only hinted in this scene (he is literally in every other scene) #OH BY THE WAY ITS BEEN AWHILE hi

[the-s1lly-corner]

Could I request TADC with a character who has abandonment issues and is afraid they’ll be left alone again? 🥺 thank you in advance!

TADC cast x reader who has abandonment issues!

rubs my silly little hands (the admin also has abandonment issues/is working through them) gonna answer a few requests then i think i might make meringue cookies (they have a weird packing peanut texture that i love. or at least how i think they would feel, admin has never actually touched or chewed a packing peanut but he likes to think this is what they feel like)

CAINE:

honestly if anything you might have to ask him to give YOU some space; caine in his spare time always wants to spend it around with you. doesnt even matter if you guys are doing something, he will literally just hover and run his mouth because he just cant get tired of you. so i think out of all of the cast hes going to be the one where to feel the most secure around since he pours his heart out about how much he loves you (whether platonically or romantically!). even when youre away off doing something else, hes likely gushing about you to anyone who will, and sometimes even wont, listen. embodiment of the "shes my girlfriend ehehe" mickey mouse meme that i saw going around a few weeks ago; point is theres nothing you need to worry about! however he listens when you share your worries, and squashes them down with reassurances and affirmations

POMNI:

oooo okay so this one is interesting because pomni is actively looking for an exit out of the digital world. and i think that this is common knowledge to just about everyone around her, you included. so i think that this might very likely feed into your fear of her leaving you behind... because what are the chances you guys would reunite if she actually found an exit? i mean can you imagine? and thats even assuming you guys would remember your time in the digital world when you return; im kind of on the fence on whether or not the digital memories would still be there after an escape, since you forget everything when you enter the digital world... (also as a side note for fluff with that idea imagine meeting with whoever after escaping and not knowing youve met before but you guys still fall for one another. this isnt just for pomni but for any of the characters. love that idea, so much)

anyways, as ive said a few times before pomni is... not good at comforting... but she sure as hell were try.. though, even she doesnt seem so sure of herself when she says shes going to be looking for you when you both escape, like shes scared you guys will be separated forever

"together"

RAGATHA:

as sweet and caring as ever, if you confide in her about your fears shes going to make sure youre not left in your thoughts. the best at reassuring you, and perhaps even pulls up an activity for the two of you to do together so you have something to get your mind off of it. if you dont approach her, shes going to notice that something is wrong with you and ask you yourself if youre okay and if theres something on your mind... does her best to stamp out your thoughts of fear and doubt, shes not going anywhere and she doesnt intend on abstracting anytime soon (though, can she really help it, if she ever does?)

point is i think out of all of the characters shes going to be the best in terms of comfort and making you feel safe and secure; and if it makes you feel any better you guys come up with a system of sorts to pin down the other if you guys ever escape the digital world; so you can find one another.. very sweet stuff, i think

JAX:

while ragatha is the best in terms of giving comfort and security, jax is probably the worst. the guy does not particularly scream the most emotionally mature and available; if anything i think he might brush off your worries with soft jabs like "dont be dumb, im not gonna go anywhere" or something in that vein. as per usual i think it would take you showing real big signs of distress for him to drop the whole asshole thing and try to make you feel better and assure you that hes not going to go anywhere. and even then its still a little.... eh... i mean jax isnt the best at comforting people; its not really his... thing, you know? sure he wont turn his back on you or make you feel bad (on purpose) but his main way of assuring you is just pushing the statement that hes not going to leave you be ("besides, im not done messing with you yet,") and even offers to hang out with you for the day/until you feel better

KINGER:

similar deal with caine in the case of "youre probably going to be the one asking for space" simply because kinger is too paranoid that something is going to happen to you that hes always trailing you and keeping you in his line of sight... honestly, i think his fears might even mirror your own; youre scared that hes going to leave you behind, and hes scared that something is going to happen to you and you wont be around anymore. neither of you can bury the thought... and in a weird, and perhaps even an unhealthy way depending on how intense it is and how you personally view it, you guys find comfort in your shared fears. like a confirmation that the two of you are too afraid to let go... you poor things... in short, you dont need to worry about anything, kinger is not going to be going anywhere..! in terms of comfort, he lets you hug and hold him and mess with his robes fur while reassuring you. back pats n rubs are in order, me thinks

ZOOBLE:

while zooble might come off as mean and cold, i dont think theyre exactly an asshole. sure they can come off as such thanks to their tone and attitude, but they care about you and while they struggle with expressing that... theyre trying their best... so at least theres an effort to let you know that they at least enjoy your presence..! their... flat voice doesnt really do them any favors but thats just how they talk. very firm in telling you that theyre not going anywhere, and to the point about it. while the others may go on tangents about why they wont leave, zooble will be blunt in simply saying that they care about you and that youre cool and that theyre not planning on just up and ditching you. now THATS not cool, unless you did something to them that warranted such a reaction... but what are the odds of that + then they would be in their right to bounce yk?

that aside, theyre firm and blunt in terms of comforting you, and often times offer to let you take the reigns for the day to choose what you guys do, in an attempt to make you feel better with something you enjoy!

GANGLE:

oh ho ho i think she would also have abandonment issues.... i mean it comes with the shy artist thing, you know? outcast weird kid who actually is a neurodivergant individual energy, you know? ponders. so i think, similar to kingers piece you guys find mutual comfort in the fact youre both so scared of the other leaving (again, the energy around that is up to you) and in an odd way it brings you two even closer. though, i dont think that would be enough for either of you to actually overcome your fear of abandonment, because ultimately its both something you guys need to work on... but why do it alone? you guys probably share tips and build each other up, going through something with a friend/partner isnt as scary or intimidating as doing it alone... so thats nice, i think..! not many ideas for gangle, unfortunately but i think i will leave this open with the concept of both of you healing and all that :3

#tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader #digital circus x reader #caine x reader #pomni x reader #ragatha x reader #jax x reader #kinger x reader #zooble x reader #gangle x reader

[mtfstuff]

Life changing night

As a child I always wanted to protect my country when I'm older, just like my father did. He was the police chief of my hometown and I had great respect for him. When I turned 21 I found out that I was somehow gifted with a magical power. I could control minds and transform bodies. After I found out I started to improve myself. I gave myself abs and pecs as well as huge arms and legs. I was in an instant the strongest guy in my year at school and I changed the memories of the others to accept it. I kept it a secret for about a year until my father had a work accident. He got shot and had to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. I told him that I could help him but he didnt believe me at first. I started to change his spine to get him to walk again. At first he was happy but it didnt last long. Shortly after it he became afraid of what I could do but he didnt let it show. It was that night where I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night surrounded by swat teams. My father had called the police and told them about me.

I was drugged and imprisoned in a secret facility so that the government could study what makes me different. Lucky me, I found a way to act like I was drugged. Every meal I got a pill to stay submissive and compliant but after some time I managed to break free and sonce then I've kept every single pill in a secret hiding spot. I was in there for about 2 years before I was fully conscious again. That was 19 months ago and every spare minute I had, I worked on a way to break out of the facility and today is the day.

Its Friday, 31. October. Halloween.

I woke up and had breakfast before I was lead into a test it was short and I had the rest of the day off. I waited until dusk and then I broke out. I moved away the mirror above the sink in the bathroom and entered a secret tunnel. I silently left the estate and walked towards the nearest town.

My prison uniform wont be noticed anytime soon as everyone is dressed up. I walked through the streets at the edge of the city, hoping to see an open window or door to sneak into a house do change my clothes but sadly everything was closed.

I started to think about other options. Breaking into a house or store? Probably too loud.

Knocking out a parent to steal his clothes? Possible if no one is around.

I continued walking down the streets alone, no one around until I suddenly saw someone coming towards me. From the way the person walked I could see that its a man and while coming closer I finally saw that he wore a military uniform. It seems like he noticed my clothes too as he started to change his grip on his gun.

We finally stood in front of each other.

"No need to worry, its a costume.", I said.

"Oh good. While I dont know of any prison around here I was still cautious.", he answered.

"I'm Luke.", I introduced myself.

"Mike.", he answered.

I sized him up. We were similarly tall and muscular. I wouldnt even change a lot about myself to be him physically.

"And whats a soldier doing on the streets all alone?"

"Oh.", he chuckled. "Yeah, I'm a real soldier but I'm wearing it as a costume today. I was walking around with my nephew and he wanted us to be soldiers together. I just brought him home. What about you?"

"Just brought my son to my ex.", I lied. "He wanted to be a police officer and I should be his prisoner."

Mike laughed. "Sounds like he got you under control."

"Yeah, he does.", I chuckled.

It followed a short moment of weird silence.

"I have nothing else to do this evening. You seem like a good guy, want to come with me for some beer and small talk?", he asked.

What an opportunity, I thought.

"Yeah, sure!", I answered.

We walked to his house and he let me in. We sat down in his living room and talked a lot. At the end both of us had like 6 to 7 beer and I wanted to alter his mind to let me transform him as he asked a sudden question.

"You know, this may sound weird to you...", he burped. "But I really like you. I never had a feeling like this towards anyone."

Well, this is another way to get what I want, I thought.

"I feel the same.", I said. "Since the first time I saw you in your uniform I wanted to have you, to serve you."

"Well then why dont we go upstairs together."

He took my hand and lead me upstairs. He sat down on the bed and pushed me to my knees.

"If you dont want to go to prison again you maggot, start sucking my dick.", he said firmly.

"Roleplay, I like it.", I said.

What was that maggot?!", he said.

"I dont want to go back, sir!", I answered.

"Then suck. And make sure that not a single drop gets on my uniform."

I opened his fly and took his hard 6 inch cock in my mouth. He grabbed my head and slid my head up and down on his shaft. After a few minutes he exploded his warm seed without warning into my mouth and I made sure that I swallowed every bit of it.

"That was awesome!", he panted.

I started to strip him out of his uniform. I opened his boots and peeled off his green wool socks. I opened his belt and pulled off his pants and underpants, followed by his vest, shirt and undershirt. He was now laying naked in front of me. He was a sight to behold. Great abs, big pecs and massive calfs and biceps.

"Oh no! This poor soldier got stripped by the prisoner he wanted to bring to the police. I hope he doesnt fuck me rough without lube.", Mike said with a smile.

"You soldier can only hope to see the daylight again now that I have you beneath me!", I role played further.

"Oh, help. Please!", he said while I turned him on his stomach.

I pulled my dick out of my pants and quickly enlarged it to a nice hard 9 inches.

"This could hurt, soldier boy.", I said as I slowly entered his hole.

Mike gasped as I entered his hole but he quickly moved up and down on my dick. We had sex for about 2 hours and it was a blissful experience. Both if us covered in sweat were lying next to each other on the bed. We looked each other deep into the eyes.

"Hey Mike, I...", I stammered. "I've got a question."

"Of course. What is it?"

"Could I put on your uniform?", I asked.

"That would be hot.", he answered.

I hopped out of his bed and walked towards the pile of clothes I left on the chair while I undressed Mike.

I took his still warm boxers and sniffed them. I looked at Mike and saw how he stroked his dick.

I stepped into his boxers and slid my feet into his damp socks. I pulled on his undershirt and his pants. I closed the belt and put on his shirt and vest. I wiggled into his boots and tied them up. I slipped my hands into his gloves.

"This feels awesome!", I said.

"Hello staff sergeant! How can I help you?", Mike asked.

I could see how aroused he was seeing me in his uniform.

"I know I'm not a cop so I have no rights to indrude your home Mr., but I was told that a prisoner was seen entering this house. Do you know anything about this?", I asked firmly.

"No sir, I havent seen a prisoner here.", he said still stroking his dick.

"Do you mind if I take a look around?", I asked.

"No, not at all sir."

A walked around the room until my old clothes were in front of me.

"What do we have here...", I said, picking up my orange shirt and pants. I threw them at Mike, followed by my orange loafers.

"Put them on. I'll bring you to the police, prisoner!", I said.

I saw how excited Mike was. He stepped into the pants and slipped the shirt over his abs. After that he slipped into the loafers.

"Please, I was falsely imprisoned. I'd do anything to get away from it.", Mike said.

"Well, if thats the case, suck me off and I'll see what I can do for you.", I answered.

Mike crawled towards me, opened my fly and pulled out my hard dick. He went right down on it without hesitation. His mouth engolfed my dick like a wet, warm cave. His tongue played easily with my hard dick and I put my hands behind his face. I slowly started to facefuck him, getting rougher and rougher until I exploded into his mouth. He immediately started to swallow until he got every drop.

It made me feel ecstatic and my knees got weak. I dropped on my knees and was now face to face with Mike again.

"I love this feeling of power. I love wearing your uniform. I'd love to be you, a soldier.", I said panting.

"And it suits you good.", he said.

He came in for a kiss and I didnt stop him.

We kissed and I wanted to shove my hand beneath his shirt as he suddenly pulled me to the ground.

We wrestled for a short time but it was clear from the beginning that Mike had the upper hand by knowing all the fighting tactics. Je quickly had me locked in a position where I couldnt move my right arm and leg.

His arm moved over my chest down to my dick.

"You may wear the uniform and look like a soldier but you dont know a thing being a soldier.", Mike whispered in my ear.

I felt how he started stroking my dick.

"And now the soldier will be fucked by the prisoner.", he continued.

He managed to turn me around while keeping me pinned down to the ground. I felt how he pulled the pants from my butt before his dick entered.

He got a fast pace but I figured out that he was to focused on fucking me that he wouldnt pay attention to my body changing. I focused on Mikes appearance and started my transformation. I lost my tattoos, made my muscles slightly grow and then I started to change my face.

My hair got shorter, my jaw more square. I now resembled Mike in all his glory.

At last I changed my voice to match Mikes.

"You wont get away with this you scum. You cant just fuck a soldier and think you can just leave.", I said, hearing Mikes deep baritone voice.

"Oh my... wait, what the- uurgh!", Mike sounded confused but he shot his load into my ass.

Mike pulled out and turned me on my back.

"How can you sound like me? Look like me?!", he shouted.

"I do what?!", I answered, playing unknowing.

He stood up, pulled me with him and pushed me in front of the mirror.

He looked at himself, I could see a slight relief and then he looked at me.

"We're like twins!", I said moving my hands through my hair and over my jaw.

"How can we revert this?", he mumbled.

"I'd love to go to your work as you.", I said under my breath.

"Impersonating a soldier.", I didnt think he'd hear me. "Hot but dangerous."

"You'd let me do it?", I asked.

"I think so but you dont know a thing about my work, let alone my colleagues."

I turned around to look at him. My hard dick in the uniform pants brushed against his thigh.

I started kissing him and he moved his hands to my bubble but. We kissed passionately.

"You know I could change that deficit.", I said.

I quickly kissed him before I started to copy his memories. He felt that something was wrong and tried to push me away but I didnt let go.

I finished copying before he pushed me away.

"What did you just do? I- I feel a bit dizzy.", Mike said.

"Easy there Mike.", I helped him to sit down on his bed. "I just copied your memories. I could now go to your work and no one would know I'm not the real you."

"But- but how?", he stepped away from me.

"I dont know how to say it.", I said.

"Then try to explain it.", he said taking my hand.

"I have...this power. I can change the body and mind. And I really wanted to be you because I like you so much."

"So you could make my power fantasy real?"

"Your what?", I asked perplexed.

"I- I always- okay, since my early teenage years I somehow liked, maybe even loved being talked down, even though I was muscular since the beginning. That was the real reason I joined the army. I wanted to get screamed at, dragged through the mud and so on. But I quickly found out that that didnt really happen, I quickly shot up the career ladder and suddenly I was supposed to scream at others."

I was totally surprised.

"Could you maybe make me your submissive prisoner?", he continued. "I mean, you'd have your dream of being me, staff sergeant Mike Walker."

He got closer to me and grabbed my bulge.

"And I could be the muscular prisoner who you use as a slave and humiliate.", he continued.

He squeezed my bulge and it was so good.

"Please, I beg you Luke.", he said. "Influence my mind, make me forget my life as a soldier. Maybe even change my face to fit a slave."

A year later and I have the best time of my life. I am the soldier I always wanted to be and my life with Mike, now called Mouse is also incredible. I lift the blockade in his mind on special occasions and he always tells me how much he liked the past time as his dream. Tonight is halloween again and my nephew wants me to be soldiers with him again. The real Mike asked to come with us, fully conscious. He would be one of my friends, of course dressed as a prisoner. My nephew loves the idea and Mike cant wait for the time when we are alone again.

This definitely is a much better life than I thought I would ever get.

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I'm back and sadly I didnt manage to hit my deadline to post this story on halloween, but at least I'm close. I'm working on more stories again so look forward to them.

#male transformation #male body transformation #body switch #male body switch #body swap #male body swap #male possession

[thisismeracing]

bonnington-schumi kiddos 

pls include the bono-schumi mood board i sent ya over email in your response

ok i’ve mentioned them enough, lets dig into the bonnington-schumi kiddos

history has a funny way of repeating itself and for bon and mick it manifests in their kids birth order and gender

because much like when corrina had gina and mick, bon had her daughter first and son second. and both came out looking like two more schumacher clones to add to the collection 

but bon isn't complaining because how could she be mad when her two babies share those unmistakable blue eyes 

their first born is named: Eloise “Ellie” Suzanne Bonnington-Schumacher 

and their second born is: Mike “Mikey” Sebastian Bonnington-Schumacher 

imagine bon and mick introducing little ellie to susie in the hospital and when susie asks what her name is and bon goes “eloise suzanne” susie just melts because this little bundle of joy is named after her. 

and the same goes for sebastian when mikey is born 

the f1 crew just going though the cycle of watching another kid grow up in the paddock start up again with miss ellie. but this time it’s the kid of the original kid you watched grow up, and this time around there’s two of them because mikey is born a few years after 

and everyone jokes about how “oh ellie is going to be an engineer like her mama” and “oh mikey is a future f1 champ like his papa” 

but the opposite happens where ellie is the driver, and mikey is an engineer 

And imagine the timelapse of the headphones to protect their little ears and how they look so giant on them cause they’re so small, but give it a few years and now they look proportionate to their bodies 

(i feel like that would make a lot of people just so soft and heartbroken because their favorite little kids are growing up and so fast, like pls make it stop 😢) 

[also the people who watched bon grow up just get deja vu whenever they are interacting with ellie, because wow does she act just like bon when she was this age]

and best believe these two are championship babies. you can't tell me no on this one. 

When they announced they were pregnant with ellie, people both in real life and online are so quick to do the math on when she could’ve been conceived, and they all land on the fact she was conceived around the time of abu dhabi 

and after mikey is born, toto sits the both of them down and says “i love that the team is winning championships with mick, and i love the kids. but next time you two do it after winning a championship please for the love of god put a condom on. because two little kids are going to be enough with them running around the paddock.”

and mick is just mortified, while bon is laughing her ass off and she’s the one to reassure him that they wont be having anymore kids anytime soon

[i told myself i had to finish this before showering and i did! also it breached the second page of the google doc so quickly]

☕

skjgksdjg OMG I LOVED LOVED IT!!! <3<3

totally agree on mikey engineer and ellie driver!!! espec bc I think ellie is more of a social butterfly while mikey is a bit shy like mick, he's funny and friendly, but usually he'll only talk if you talk to him first (the paddock experience helps it a little with this, but he keeps a bit of the shyness, its so cute and bb loves it bc he's such a momma's boy - its makes up for ellie being dada's girl)

adding more: ellie's first word will be angie while mikey's will probably be something from bb's work because she'll work with him on her hips sometimes so his big blue eyes are always watching the engineers go around and listening to everything, she'll only connect the dots bc he says it right after a meeting (to which he was silent throughout it all, only munching on a pencil and grabbing things from the table to curiously analyse)

#☕ anon #bonnington!reader #millies inbox #ms47 #thots #f1 x reader #mick schumacher

[kwnnys]

— main 4 fasting for the first time!

hcs : g/n reader a/n : for my muslim brothers nd sisters 🙏🙏 reader is muslim and asks the boys to try fasting w them for ramadan :D

— stan marsh

quite intrigued when you first bring it up, also pretty hesitant to try it

"wait so like- no food or water? for a whole day? are you sure I wont die..."

but with a little bit convincing, stan will eventually agree!

he starts off strong and confident 💪 bragging to the group and telling them all about fasting

but that confidence slowly dies as the hours pass... and poor boy gets so tired

he knows you said that while fasting that you should be as productive as possible, but hes just so tired and drowsy he cant help it 😭

he tries to play basketball with his friends, or even doing his homework. but he just can't focus on anything

he ends up sleeping the rest of the day till iftar

he apologizes and feels so bad 😓, but you tell him its fine since its his first time

I dont' think he'd do it again the next day or anytime soon, but maybe give it a few years and he might be able to fast all 30 days :D

— kyle broflovski

like stan also very intrigued and curious

he'll ask you alot of questions and take a few notes, before ultimately agreeing

hes a little nervous at first, but you manage to ease him with some words of affirmation!

tries to just distract himself for the whole day. studying, chores, video games, etc.

he doesn't make a big deal about it, but is definitely suffering on the inside

tbh the hardest part for him isn't the actual fasting, but not being able to swear or be mad (especially considering kyle has a short temper) 💀

cartman definitley takes advantage of this and calls him every name in the book. also purposely eats infront of him.

"hey stupid jew. look what I've got, a chocolate cake. you want some? oh wait, YOU CANT!" "...I swear to god cartman."

almost broke his fast cause of him. 😭

but anyways, he manages to successfully finish his fast!

he would do it again, maybe in a few days if you asked.

— eric cartman

when you first tell him about fasting and ramadan, he'll literally be SO flabberghasted.

"wait wait wait, so you're telling me you can't EAT or even drink WATER for 30 days? you trying to get me killed or something?"

it'll take alot of convincing to get him to fast with you

alooot of convincing.

but when he eventually agrees, he will be SO dramatic about it and overexaggerates everything

"oh my god, I think Im dying. tell kyel.. I hope he gets cancer.."

refuses to go to school or even get out his room

liane gets very concerned about him, and'll constantly ask you if he'll be okay and won't die

you assure her that its completely fine, especially considering he ate almost half the fridge during suhoor.

he talks to his stuffed animals to try and cope.

tried to secretly eat a piece of candy while you weren't looking 💀you'll have to keep a close eye on him if you want him to actually finish his fast.

he'll definitely hold a grudge against you the whole day and refuse to talk to you.

but don't worry, you make it up to him by taking him to kfc for iftar 😋

bro literally ordered half the menu and gobbled everything up in a matter of minutes.

safe to say he won't be fasting again anytime soon. or ever again,

— kenny mccormick

the only one in the group who manages to fast with little to no problem

kenny doesn't usually eat much food anyway, so hes all down

the hardest part for him is not being able to have 'dirty' thoughts or look at porno magazines 💀

the guys probably don't even notice that kennys fasting since they know kenny usually eat till you or he brings it up

cartman also takes advantage of this and tries to get him to break his fast with money. (which fails cause you're there to shut him off)

doesn't really have a change in his routine or life, he just does what he normally does

you're surprised by how easy hes taking it tbh

when its time for iftar, you decide to invite him over your house to eat :D

hes shocked at all the food you had prepared by you and your parents, and extremely grateful too

that day he had the biggest meal for the first time in probably a few years 😭

definitely took home some leftovers after for his family.

overall he'd definitely wouldn't mind doing it again! especially if it means being able to go to your house to eat again.

#— elys works #south park fluff #south park hcs #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #stan marsh hcs #kyle broflovski hcs #kenny mccormick hcs #eric cartman hcs #south park x you #south park x y/n #south park imagines #platonic south park x reader #ramadan #ramadan 2023

[ramattra-simping]

I can order Some heartbreak with Ramattra. The reader (human) is Ramattra's partner, he doesn't like to see onomics suffer either, so he supports him unconditionally. The problem is that Ramattra begins to complain a lot about humans, like they are weak, they only care about themselves, thanks to them animals and onomics have suffered equally, etc (very offensive things) that make the reader feel bad . The reader knows that war is in no way something she could avoid and Ramattra knows this, he does not blame the reader. But the reader feels uncomfortable every time ramattra starts insulting humans to the point that during one of his complaints in their shared room the reader gets up and leaves the room. And he proceeds to avoid it, Ramattra then realizes that he screwed up and now he must apologize but his pride as (what did I say now?? they are) makes it difficult

YES! pride Ramattra needs to learn a lesson! I like it.

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Hope you know i love you

You stayed at the Null Sector while Ramattra is out there in the war against Omnics and Human. You and Ramattra know each other for so long even before He really hated Humans. You two are even together for nearly 4 years. But you slowly start to feel unsure. You love him while you whole heart and you know he loves you as well. Its just now hearing him talk about humans lately so bad it feels like he talks about you like this. Deep down you know He never means any harm not even in words. But your head is louder.

You heard loud footsteps outside of the room before the doors Open. You dont need to look to see who it was "Hello Darling" Ramattra deep voice was heard in the room. You stood up and walked over to him ready to give him a hug. He put his staff aside and opened his arms for you. You hugged him and feel him picking you up so he can hold you against his chest feeling your breath and heartbeat. Things that always calms him down because they let him know you are still there and not just some Imagination.

"I missed you" you finally said buring your face in his scarf. "I missed you as well, my dear" still with you in his arms He made his way other to the bed you two share and sat down Not letting go of you anytime soon. "Will you tell me what happened today?" you now look up at him. "Are you Sure? It wasnt really that of a pretty sign." "I know Hun, but i know it helps you to let go and relax a bit." after hearing this Ramattra chuckled a little. "You know me to well. Alright i will tell you."

And he did. He told you how He protect an omnic who got nearly beaten to death by a group of young drunk men. Hoping He didnt murder them he actually said He spared them because they werent in the right mindset but If He saw them doing this again he wont be so greatful. "Do you think i did the right Thing? Letting them go." now he looked at you searching for an answer. "I think so. Like you Said they werent in the right mindset because they were drunk. So showing them it doesnt have to end in violence is a good step." what surprised you was when he stood up nearly dropping you because you were still on his lap.

"I should have done more! They are human. Humans dont change, they cant Change! All they know is how to make other specifics suffer. And If its Not enought they make sure other humans suffer as Well! There is no way so do things peacful they only know violence so must give it to them." you stopped listing to him. You know he isnt talking about you but it still hurts hearing him saying all of this. There are Humans that are good. They are just to scared to show it. You didnt paid any attention anymore and stood up. You can feel tears in your eyes but you try not to let them Out yet. "I.. I need some fresh air" and with that you left.

Ramattra heard how your voice was shaking how you were shaking. At first he thought something upset you until he realized it was him who upset you. He always knew that you are to kind for this world but he forgot you were indeed human to. He probably made you think he was meaning all of these bad things to you as well. "Idiot." for the first time in a while He truly feels like an Idiot. The only Human he cares for and loves thinks now he hates them. He quickly made his way out of the room trying to find you but you arent in sign.

It took him 10mins to find you outside. Its night and the sky is clear showing all of the bright stars. He saw you sitting in the ground knees to your chest and head resting in them. Slowly He walked over to you and when he is next to you He sits down next to you not saying anything while his gaze is on the sky. He is trying to find the right words. He knows he messed but he doesnt know how to apologize. He isnt the type to do it.

"My dear, im sorry" he started hoping to get your attention. He saw from the corner that you now look at him wanting him to keep going. "You know i never mean these things to you. You are nothing like the rest. You are pure, kind and so nice to everyone who doesnt deserve it. You are to good for the world" he meant every Word. You are to good for this all, to good for him. "I never want for you to feel unworth it, never to be sad. You are the only human i care about. And i hope to never lose you. I truly love you (y/n)." Ramattra let you have your time to think. He hoped you believe him because every word is true. And His biggest fear is to lose you that you leave him and that he would be alone with none He cared for.

"I love you too Ramattra." looking down to you he saw you were now looking up to him. He saw your eyes were red and face wet from crying. Out of instinct he wrapped his arms around you and pulls you closer to him. "Im sorry my Dear. From now on i hold my thoughts back. I promise" "Thank you Ram." you two stayed like this for a while before he picks you up and carrys you back to the shared room. He felt how your breathing becomes more even looking down at you He saw that you slowly fall asleep in His arm.

Ramattra arrived at the bedroom with you in arms. He carfully opeded the door not waking you up. He made his way to the bed and lays down with you in his arm. "You are the most important thing in my Life. I hope to spend it with you." And with that the went into restmode knowing you are there with him.

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Some nice fluff with our big Guy. Hope you all enjoy it 😇

#fandom #fanfic #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ramattra #x reader #character x reader #character x y/n #character x you #gender neutral reader #ramattra x reader #ramattra ow #ramattra overwatch

[impyssadobsessions]

Bully: The Deal

I've been proud of what I wrote for a big story idea for Bully (the game by rockstar) but its still like first chapter and I probably wont get to it anytime soon. So I wanted to post some bits and pieces. Mostly showing like Pete's perspective and resemblance of like Gary and his Grandfather Also this is the game Bully so offensive language is kind of part of the deal.

Pete Kowalski have had many bad days in his life. As being a small and shy, but curious child, it was bound to be the case. Like the time when he was five and a bunch of boys poor glue all over his head. Or like the time he was eight and he watched his dog get hit by a car because he wanted to play outside with him.

The lady who hit the dog, fussed at Pete for not keeping him on a leash and demanded his parents pay for the damage done to the bumper. Pete never asked for another pet since.

There was also a time when Pete first started Bullworth. A bunch of bullies stuck him into a trash can and rolled him off of school grounds down into the beach path. He rolled straight into the water. Pete had to swim back to shore as the trash sailed off to sea. And that was just a few really terrible ones that came to mind, however, none of them compared to the deep sense of dread and anxiety of today. Well... maybe the dog thing was worse, but this was a close second. “Hello~ Earth to Fem-boy!” A hand waved in front of his face. The hand retreated back, like a pulled curtain, revealing a scarred face with a wicked grin. Gary Smith was back for another year at Bullworth. “I hate to disappoint you, Petey, but I don't swing that way. Though I know its hard not to stare. I'm an incredible. Human body at its peak.” Gary flexing his arms, “Humanities greatest achievement. Genetic marvel, really.” “Not mentally.” Pete bit his tongue as soon as he let his words slip. Cursing internally as Gary turned back towards him.

“Ooohoo hoo~ I see someone got started on their testosterone while I was gone.” Gary cooed with a nastier grin. Eyes sharp. Petey rolled his eyes, as he always did with the boy. Though he can't deny after the stunt Gary pulled last year, he was highly on edge. Just being in same room with Gary, set off his flight response. Pete couldn't imagine rooming with the guy again for another year or two. “Whatever Gary. What are you even doing here?”

“Oh, you know! Just like every snot-nose moron that infect these halls, I was.. forced to.” Gary gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, shaking it a little.

Pete raised a brow, his arms crossed. Forced to? “Yes! Girly-boy,” Did Pete say his thoughts out loud again? Though, with Gary, it could be that he read Pete's expression or that he wanted to continue for the sake of dramatic effect. “-Forced! Forced by the unfortunate trash that gave me life to attend this sorry God-forsaken zoo we call a school.” Gary flopped back on his bed, opposite of Pete's, arms crossed. His back against the wall. “Trust me, this is the LAST place I would want to be. Well, I guess second to that damn asylum.” Petey couldn't say he was shocked. Letting out a sigh, Pete asked mostly to himself, “Why me though?” “I don't know, Petey. Why don't you go ask Dr. Crabs-for-brains? After all, I'm sure he'll tell you with all the sucking up you had to do to get the title of HEAD boy. Or maybe he might even switch you with Hopkins if you offer some ass.” Pete's face flush with embarrassment and scrunched up in absolute disgust at the comment. “You're so gross.”

“I'm not the one sucking cock-” “Whatever, Jerk. I'm outta here.” Pete swiftly turned to walk out of the dorm. “Give the head a good kiss for me~ Right on the ass che-!” Pete slammed the door shut, a bit harder than he wanted to, but within ten minutes in the same room with Gary and Pete was ready to go back home. Too bad his parents wouldn't let him even if he did. 'You spend too much time inside!' 'Go out and play, son!' 'Don't you have a girlfriend, yet?' 'You're sixteen, Pete! Go to the park, go ride a bike, or get drunk at a party- just go do something!' Pete pinched the bridge of his nose while sticking his free hand into his pocket. To think he was even looking forward to the new year. He had FRIENDS.. well a friend and his friend's current... girlfriend? Jimmy never made it clear what Zoe was, but neither did Zoe. He was the head boy, which was bound to gain him some respect. At least by the smaller kids. The cliques were somewhat on good terms since Jimmy beat their asses again. Things were looking up for once. But... Pete should have known better by now, that anything that goes up must come down.

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“Here he is, Mr. Smith. The perfect model student of Bullworth Academy. Our Head Boy, Paul Kowalski-”Dr. Crabblesnitch stood up and patted Pete on the shoulder. “Peter, sir.” Pete corrected with a muttered. “Aha-yes yes. My mistake. Peter Kowalski.” Dr. Crabblesnitch's hand squeezing Pete's shoulder. His face keeping a stressed smile. “Head Boy?” The gruff voice of the older man asked with a raise brow. Pete tried hard not to frown as he recognized that tone. Mr. Smith plopped down in a empty chair right next to the one that was overturned on the floor. “This puny punk? Ha! He looks like one step away from wearing a dress and changing his name to Patty.” Okay, yeah. They were definitely related. Pete's face twitched in annoyance. “You must be Gary's grandfather. I can see where he gets his sense of humor from.” Petey outstretched his hand out towards Mr. Smith, trying to ignore the painful grip of Dr. Crabblesnitch's hand on his shoulder.

Mr. Smith tilted his head as his mustache swished back and fourth. Pete tried to keep his smile in place. He didn't want to appear weak or intimidated, but the silent tension was making Pete nervous. “Hahaha! Nice to meet you, Peter.” Mr. Smith burst out laughing while he reached out to shake Pete's hand. “Nice. To meet. You. Too... Mr. Smith.” Pete said through gritted teeth, trying to not let the pain show as Mr. Smith crushed Pete's hand in his grip. “Call me Allen, son.” Mr. Smith let go of Pete's hand and leaned back into his chair. He nodded his head slightly, as if he given Pete his approval. Pete let out a slight breath in relief. He folded his arms behind his back and rubbed his aching hand. Jerk. “Nice to meet you, Allen, sir.” --------------------

“So I thought to myself on how we could prevent the past from repeating itself and then it occurred to me. Our major blind spot is among his peers, thus entrusting a student with upstanding morals for the task was top priority.” Dr. Crabblesnitch looked over at Mr. Smith, “Of course, Gary Smith will be tested regularly as well to make absolutely certain that no tampering has arise.” This was a bad idea. A VERY bad idea. Pete couldn't stop Gary last year! He definitely couldn't, didn't WANT to this year. Gary did what Gary wanted too. He could fake it so easily and Pete... Pete was pretty certain all this would bite him in the ass. In more ways than one. “Hmph. Sounds like a lot of hoopla to me.” Allen's voice snapped Pete out of his daze. “S-sir! I was Gary's roommate last year and-and I don't think-” Petey stuttered. He had to say something, anything to try to get out of this. “Splendid! Then you'll already know what his condition is like with or without his medication.” “No-I mean yes, but-!” “Well! You've certainly convinced me, Crabblesnitch. I think its a wonderful idea.” Allen laughed loudly, standing up with a grin. Pete froze as he whipped his face towards Allen in confusion. What were all the adults on in this town?! The old man walked over to him, and slapped his back making the poor boy stumble forward. “I feel quite satisfied that this young lad is going to be playing caretaker to my grandson.” Allen barked. Pete's eyes danced between the headmaster and Mr. Smith. Confusion still written clearly on his face. “Ah, I'm so glad you've come to reason, Mr. Smith. Though Peter is not going to be responsible for Gary Smith's actions, he will at least keep us updated.” Dr. Crabblesnitch letting out a small breath of relief. Pete was too stun to reply. His fate was sealed, just like that.

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“Ah, finally some fresh air. I was getting tired of smelling all that bullshit in there,” Allen chuckled as he gave Pete a wink. Pete choked on a snort. “It was.. stifling to say the least.” Allen barked a laugh as he started to walk again. “Well, I'm glad there was at least one person that isn't stuck so far up their own ass that they can't smell shit around them.” Pete hummed in response, not sure how to take the compliment.

#bully game #bully scholarship edition #bully rockstar #bully cce #gary smith #peter kowalski #pete kowalski #Allen smith #dr. crabblesnitch #fanfic #excerpts #fanfic idea #I have pretty much a full chapter in my docs #Allen basically pays pete to be his inside man because he doesnt trust the school #pete stuck watching gary either way #jimmy isnt at school yet btw #so he's by himself for the first few weeks #I just ugh #wish i could transplant my ideas in full story without taking time to write it XD #canis canem edit

[bloodsoaked-gown]

pt 3

I get my phone to charge and try to switch it on, Ayan is getting fresh, I should probably keep a set of his clothes at my house this has been too many times lol I make a mental note or I will die seeing him in my clothes, he looks so soft.

*phone starting noises* its 9.30 pm already, I see he called me 3 times more… idiot but he doesn’t let me have any of his clothes apart from some hoodies ughhh he says ‘ why huh we are same size anyways I like your taste in fashion and your clothes are wayyyy more comfortable for me, it feels like we are kids having pajama party ’ god this guy, he was always like that when we became friends, actually they were, 5 years ago they came as a competitor to my job and back then, they were blunt as heck but honest and so much prettier than me, that was how I saw them ‘ someone who excels at everything, the IT person of company, everyone loved them’ and I acted cold to them for a whole damn year over one stupid misunderstanding haha and then we both had to get that gala organized for the customers and during that whole month of rush and chaos I started seeing him in different light and after those 4 years of trauma bonding over job and wreck of life we became the Greatest of all friends we are now haha I wish we stay like this for ever I shouldn’t be so selfish but I don’t want to lose them anytime soon-

‘PAYUUUUUUU, paaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuu’ huh, oh ohhh its Ayan 'what happened?' i yell back, im tired so much, it came out less louder than it should have ‘WHERE IS MY BARBIE TEE??’ I make my way to my room 'your?? huh since when?' 'yeah yours that is mine, you know Its the most comfortable off all of your tees' 'oh hello all of mine are comfortable whats wrong in the one i gave you today?' 'dude its black with a dragon on it' 'so COOL RIGHT?' 'it lacks color' ' you lack taste' 'fine but give me my barbie' i stand in front of my closet squinting my eyes with headache 'lemme find' i start to find every blue tee i can find in the mess i call closet i have to clean it someday , im so tired i wanna cry again, i cant, control payu control, i find the other tees that suits him and put them on the bed 'ayan i don't think its here maybe in the laundry, i have kept other colorful ones on bed take one you like' 'aaah okay' he whined being little disappointed 'and dont forget to dry your hairs' 'wont you do it for me?' he asks my playfully but i dont care about that I rushed out of the room before he came out and stood in the kitchen to clam myself, i drink a glass of water i cannot cry here what will he think, i have never let him see this side of me, and one more why is he even here, he cannot see me like this and one more why cant my eyes and head calm down my stomach feels like it will burst out if i drink anymore. I sit on the counter watching the empty glass trying to keep my mind out of those thoughts

'hey' 'hey can you hear me?' a hand holds my hand, 'hey leave it' why are they trying to take the glass away? 'it will cut your hand if you apply any more pressure' removes the glass from my grip whose hand is this, Ayan's, Ayan he his here, oh no no, my eyes are blurry, they must be red, he cannot see my face, I cannot look up, no no what do I do 'payu..' no i dont know what to do. I push him away and get off the counter and start washing my face in kitchen sink. 'Hey payu, payuu are you fine?' he is beside me, i made him worried, I dont want him near me, he puts his hand behind my back trying to console me but I shrug him off screaming 'GO AWAY' I hate me I hate me I am so weak 'go away, please go' What will he think I shouldn't have pushed him why why why... I see his hand on my hands and I started crying again with my head down staring at all the water draining like a little cyclone, It hurts, it hurts to stand, my eyes are burning. my head is throbbing 'go away' i manage to say again but I dont want him to go away 'no, i am not leaving you' 'why... why are you here' I am still crying my voice is weak and breaking I don't want to talk ' i dont know' ' then go..' my legs are giving up on me, I grip hard on the sink trying not to fall ' go, please, i don't want to be seen like this' he is quite, he must be pitying me right now, he will leave me, he will really leave me too..

he grabs me by my arms and holds me in place 'I am sorry but I wont leave you' i try to free myself out but its nice to be supported... 'you can lean on me'. I do want to 'I should not' I blurt out ' you should...please, let me be here for you' why? you don't have to go through this... dont spoil me ' you will leave me too' shut up payu shut up dont say anything ' I dont know but i am here right now' he assures me, i didnt notice when or how but he brings me into his arms 'is this okay?' i slightly nod too tired to fight back, he hugs me while i keep weeping in his embrace 'can you look at me?' he pleaded 'im sorry' I sink my face more deep into his body 'please dont see my face' he pulls me in closer, hugging me tighter 'as you wish' 'im sorry' i say gripping on his t-shirt 'its okay' 'its not' 'it is okay' ' its okay' 'you are fine' he keeps chanting like a spell while patting me as a mother sings her baby a lullaby to make them sleep and feel at peace and i finally let me lean on him, crying and asking him to keep me standing as my body loses itself. He is warm, unlike me, my hands are cold, my heart is cold, I can feel his heart beating loud, I must have scared him, he is not supposed to be with me here, he would be scared of me, he will hate me 'dont think about me' he says, 'I am not leaving you anytime soon'. I put my arms around him while letting go of all my tears I had in me. 'Thank you, Ayan..'

#im severely bored so im writing shit #i wanna write more about them hehe i will probably hehe

[radical-ghostface]

Not me instantly requesting the NSFW alphabet for Jacob Custos 🤭

I gotchu bestie 😏 its my first one so im so sorry if its not the best

☆ JACOB CUSTOS NSFW ALPHABET ☆

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I feel like jacob is the kinda guy to be into major cuddles and words of affirmation after sex but he'd also fall asleep pretty soon after lol

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

I think his favourite would be his arms, like his muscles. He'd love watching his strong arms pin his partner down 😏 or hed even just like seeing his partner in his arms.

His favourite body part on his partner though is probably waist/hips and thighs. Jacob is an ass and thigh man and I will die on that hill.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

I KNOW this man loves to cum inside. He'd be too into it to wanna stop. Either that or he'd wanna cum all over your face or chest/ass, and it would be M E S S Y and so unbelieveably hot.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like he secretly wants to be dominated. He wants someone to call him a good boy and spit in his face at the same time, but hed never initiate it himself or bring it up.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Jacob was that typical popular jock in highschool so im sure hes plentyyyyy experienced although it took him a minute to to learn to properly please his partner after he graduated and couldnt rely on his popularity to get him laid anymore lol

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

I wanna say missionary or he'd want you to ride/top him

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Jacob being who he is im gonna say yes he can be pretty goofy lol but he can also be very intimate and passionate. Id say it depends on his mood or how horny he is.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Hes probably either clean shaven or its very neatly trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Jacob seems like he knows his way around a quickie or one night stand and wouldnt be too intimate or romantic, but if he's fucking someone he genuinely likes or loves he can get very intimate and passionate. Or if hes already in an established relationship i can see him being very romantic, the kinda guy to sprinkle flower peddles and light candles all the while smiling like a goofball

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Yeah, he 100% jacks off. Like at least every 2nd or 3rd day. He just seems like he'd get horny pretty frequently

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Again the domination but also he definitely has a size kink. I just know hes packing and would secretly love the idea that its so big it wont fit 👀 little bonus of you can see it bulging while its in 😏

AND overstimulation. But with him being the one to overstim his partner. He loves the idea of being able to please so well that he can make someone cum multiple times. ANDDDD cause of that he has a praise kink aswell, giving and recieving.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere. This randy boy is ready to go anytime and anywhere. Quickies in a closet somewhere where you might get caught are always great. But the bedroom is elite for him because theres no restrictions

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Listen, it doesn't take much. Might just be the way you put your hand on his thigh or the way you kiss him, or even just the cute outfit youve decided to prance around him. His partner in general gets him going

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

While i think jacob would be into some light choking or spanking, he would never hit you. Especially not with any force and never your face. Hes honestly just too much of a good boy lol he just  wants to make his partner feel good and satisfied.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Oh this man is a god at oral and you CAN NOT tell me any different. Hes good and he KNOWS hes good. Hed almost never take his eyes off yours the whole time

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Either fast and rough or slow and passionate, all depends on what mood hes in or who hes fucking.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

As i said earlier, this man is always down for a quickie. Any time, any place

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Honestly i think hed be down to try anything at least once, especially if his partner really want to. But one risk he likes taking is fucking in semi public places just for the thrill of getting caught

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Jacob being th athletic sports guy he is, i think he could go multiple rounds.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He would definitely try them and use them on his partner if they wanted but hes not much of a toy man himself

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Honestly not much, but he LOVES being teased himself. It gets him so worked up, desperate and whiney. Its a beautiful sight 😏

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He would be a grunter for sure, with soft moans and "do you like that"s. But he can also be whineyyyy and breathy.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Dont ask me why but i feel like he would kinda be into watching his partner get fucked 😏 that and threesomes. He literally couldnt give a fuck about gender either. He just thinks people are hot and would fuck you regardless of what you identify as. He is also a RESPECTUFL KING.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Its big, like 8-9 inches. At LEAST. I mean just look at him??? He just LOOKS like hes packing

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Highhhhhh. Like i said, ready to go whenever and where ever.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Pretty fast ngl lol after some tight cuddles and kisses and words of affirmation, he would be out like a light. Like snoring lol

#the quarry #jacob custos #the quarry x reader #the quarry game #hes a himbo #jacob custos x reader #zach tinker #the quarry shifting #hacketts quarry forever! #hacketts quarry #alphabet #the quarry headcanons #jacob custos headcanons #peanut butter butter pops

[wannaremember]

I saw @homosociallyyours and @jlf23tumble post theirs and felt like doing this since I can't sleep. I am not the best at picking answers to things but i will try.

Relationship status: Single. I don't know if i see myself ever being anything else. So in that way its complicated, my view of what I want, what I can have, whats possible and whats not. I try not to think about it though. I'm also kind of bitter about some things which sours my thoughts on relationships.

Favorite colors: is it okay to say every colour? Like i am so bad at picking a favourite thing :/ but if i had to pick right now, I'd say red. The answer could be different at any other given moment though 😅

Song stuck in my head: at the moment there is none. I dont think my brain has the space for it at the moment. I also can't think what the last song stuck in my head would have been but I do remember Happier than Ever being stuck in my head somewhat recently.

Last song I listened to: Bad friend by Rina Sawayama. I feel like anytime i do these things I'm always mentioning the same artists lol but really blame the spotify shuffle algorithm. Anyway i do love the song so I'm not mad about it.

3 favorite foods: once again picking a favourite is tough but for this its easier because I do have my ultimate favourite food in mind. Khausey, its like this noodle and yellow curry dish. Googling it probably won't be very useful and theres often different variants of it depending on what your cultural background is. So i usually think of the version I've grown up eating. I can never make it as good myself and its a lot of work to make the curry so I rarely make it myself. But god its the best. Second is halwa puri. Again something i can't explain but i love it. It always tastes best when you get it from the street. I think I'm going to start listing out all the street food i miss from back home as well as other foods i miss that i just cant get here, atleast not as good as they are back home so ill pick something different for the third option lol. Nutella, im not going to call it food per se and its not even that i think its particularly great but its a comfort thing for me where i just eat a few spoons of it on its own when I'm feeling low, or pmsing or anything, it takes very little excuse.

Last thing I googled: Moonlight, the movie, i saw a mention of it in a fic i was reading and googled it.

Dream trip: there's not really one place i would pick, like a world tour would be ideal and i could just go to all these different countries and explore different neighbourhoods, try out different food, do some activities, etc. If I had to be more specific, I'd go for Europe, though. I still get sad that I didn't get to travel much when I was there, and I can't really go back anytime soon.

Anything I want right now: more friends. People who i can talk to, who will get me and i wont have to worry about censoring myself or not being able to be myself completely. I feel like its a pretty big constant in my life though to want friends but never doing enough to make them. Idk but yeah also people in peron like that especially but even online closer friends that aren't just on messages and arent just fandom focused in conversation. I dont know whats tougher for me though interacting with people online or in person, they're both scary. Anyway i am trying but yeah friends was the very first thing i could think of to answer this.

I don't know who has done this already so i might tag someone who has already. I'll tag @bigxrig @uhoh-but-yeah-alright @suesheroll and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it!

#about me #tag games

[peaterookie]

Lupin III Chapter 65 Review

OH MY GOD HES SUCH A FRIEND HES SO FRIENDSHAPED LOOK AT HIM GOHEEHEHEHEHE

ok so lupin's college adventures continue yet again im sure he has learned nothing in this school so far because.. well he's an idiot but he's also hosting a disco party in the school which isn't allowed!!!

so zenigata gets news of this happening and he's like yesss finally and he gathers up his camera crew together he proceeds to break in the party and take a picture of THE ENTIRE THING SO HE CAN EXPOSE LUPIN

lupins like uhhh no!!

so he tries to steal the camera but unfortunately zenigata has swapped the films already so the news of lupin being a lil troublemaker spread all over the front page of the school's newspaper

the good students clearly dont like him because hes ruining the school's reputation he doesnt really care

then at night he proceeds to get tied up and kidnapped to be beaten up by the judo club! fun they threaten him to drop out or get his ass kicked but somehow lupin beats them up like its nothing

why is he so STRONG in this series probably because college students are dumber than crime lords and samurais then he walks back to the school to see a guy plastering "EXPEL LUPIN" posters all over the school

he also fucks him up

this is the most accurate lupin school au ever

then, another professor comes up to him and tells him that he's gonna suggest his expulsion in the faculty meeting! then lupin explodes him

well thats basically what happened he pointed at some explosives thats about to catch on fire and the professor tries to put out the fire-

then he turns into this.

that definitely shutted him up in the faculty meeting lupin wont get expelled anytime soon! hooray!!!!

the end.

#lupin iii #lupin the third #inspector zenigata #koichi zenigata #lupin iii manga #local lupin manga fan screams about the manga as per usual

[sulieykte]

Hi lys!! I don’t think I’ve been in your inbox but I have arrived ‘dramatic stance’

How are you, cause I hope your having the best day and since you asked for distractions I have created a small list of questions that eight year olds would ask each other cause I’m bad at asking adult questions 👀 so get ready

What’s your favorite color cause I’m four and I wanna know

Favorite food

What fictional character do you relate to the most

First fictional crush you ever had

Favorite music artist

Do you prefer cats or dogs

And lastly

If you had to pick just one show to watch for the rest of your life what would it be

I hope these questions aren’t too personal but I love talking to moots and I think your awesome and cute and I wanna just kiss your face

BELLE bb you have no idea how much this made me smile. i'm grinning from ear to ear right now, giggling, kicking my feet and all that jazz.

and i love your questions bc the things i love most in life are attention and talking about myself i'm kidding i swear i'm not conceited

okay so here we go

favourite colour

i go through phases with colours and i end up with everything i own being that colour until i get over the obsession. right now it's lilac but i'm kind of getting dragged back into mint green now summer has arrived.

favourite food

similar to colours, and you'll probably notice a pattern here (neurodivergent crew wassup) i get hyperfixations with food. currently it's spinach, pesto and pine nut pasta but specifically the one that they do at morrisons bc i can't replicate it right at home no matter how hard i try.

fictional character i relate to the most

i kind of hate this, bc i've had years of people telling me i look like her and i wanted to fight it, but alex dunphy. her role in the family was very similar to mine growing up, i was the smart one (which says a lot about my family) and i had a lot of expectations put on me. i could go on and on about how much i relate to her and particularly her relationships with her family but i wont.

first fictional crush

anna paquin as rogue. i had the first x-men on vcr and i think it was concerning to my mum how much i would watch it. i remember it had a featurette and i'd watch the movie then spend forever rewinding all the way back to the featurette to get to see even more of her.

favourite musical artist

again, hyperfixations. at the moment i'm in a big taylor swift phase and i don't think it's dying out anytime soon.

cats or dogs

used to be dogs bc i had a huge sibling rivalry with my dads cats growing up and i hated them, but when i moved out and i could only have cats in my first rental, i fell in love with them. i've been fully converted to the kitty side.

and one show to watch for the rest of my life? definitely modern family. i rewatch it at least twice a year anyway.

now c'mere and give me a smooch, this was incredibly sweet and ilysm. i'm gonna be camping out in your inbox soon cutie <3

#bb belle #i love her your honour #✧˖*°࿐ 𝒍𝒚𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔 #✧˖*°࿐ 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔

[bellewintersroe]

Hi! I would like to request a Band of Brothers ship!

I am 5’5 and I have long dark brown hair with bangs. I’m very pale, I have hazel eyes, and I usually wear glasses. My personality type is INFP, enneagram 9, and I am usually a little timid and shy, and tend to keep to myself around new people. I don’t like conflict so I’m pretty agreeable and easygoing, but once you get to know me I’m more talkative and witty! I can also be a little stubborn at times. I’m a hard worker, and when I set my mind on something I usually get it done. I prefer to keep a small circle of close friends (I’ve known most since middle school,) and I really enjoy spending time with friends and family. I really value loyalty and honesty. I enjoy doing new and exciting things, and I love to travel and see new places that I haven’t been before (I especially love road trips.) I also enjoy reading, hiking, doing puzzles, listening to music, and watching movies. I’m also a December Sagittarius ♐️

Thank you!!

Thank you sm for the request !!! So happy to see lots of people’s still active in the BoB fandom <3<3<3

I ship you with… Lewis Nixon!!

I’ve been wanting to ship somebody with Nix again so bad!!!!

your personality really seems to match up with Lewis/ I think he’d super appreciate your laid back attitude. I think as well you both have dark features which would be super complimentary to one another.

you’d make such an attractive couple.

whilst Lewis isn’t as shy, nor is he timid, he does kinda keep himself to his group of friends, he’s super mature, a little bit older but nothing inappropriate.

im not sure how you two would first interact? I think it could be a number of interactions between mutuals where you’re sat on the same table but you don’t really interact.

Catch each other glimpsing across the table.

let’s say there’s some kinda conflict happening, you both stay out of it and afterwards, you’re a little more comfortable with him so you start making all these little jokes that Lewis finds super amusing.

ok I said he wasn’t shy but I think he’d get a little nervous around you? It’s only natural cos you’re so beautiful, he’d give you small looks with his lips tugged up in an amused smile.

soon his confidence grows and when the man begins smirking at you it’s got you weak in the knees. He has a vague idea of what he’s doing, but never actually realised anything would happen.

he values how honest you are, so when both your feelings are eventually expressed he’s over the moon about how straight forwards it was. Ofc it took a little time to get to that point, but when it happens it’s so worth it.

would steal your glasses just to tease you, kisses you whilst he’s wearing them.

I feel like he’d be so nervous to meet your family and friends? Obviously you’re so close nit with them all, he’s worried about intruding???

wont admit he’s nervous but you can just tell.

honestly it would go completely fine, I think Nix would feel a little awkward at first, but the more everybody keeps taking the more comfortable he grows. He’s so likeable so he never had to worry in the first place.

he’s stubborn, however, so like I said would never admit he gets nervous in these situations. Even throughout the war the man never admitted his nerves to you- even when the two of you first started seeing one another, he wouldn’t ever admit he was nervous.

might admit it after a few drinks.

but you’re stubborn too so you can just argue right back and be like ‘Lewis I could see the sweat beads running down your forehead’.

not afraid to publicly express his love and gratitude for you, praises you, loved you openly, it’s amazing. Maybe not so big on PDA, but enjoys talking about you, would probably hold your hand, slip a hand over your waist or kiss your forehead sweetly.

If you get lost on a hike good luck trying to find your way home anytime soon, I think the two of you might buttheads a little but it’s mainly light hearted.

now you’re a Sagittarius and Nix in a Libra so you’re supposed to apparently make one of the best matches of all zodiacs which I love as well.

your feelings for one another would be overwhelming, and I think at first Lewis gets a little stunned by this? He’s not frightened of commitment, he’s frightened over how quickly he fell for you- and a little worried of you leaving him???

Again, I’m not sure how much of this he’d admit? But you’d spend so much time together you can read the man like a book, so after a couple months to a year he never ever doubts your loyalty.

trusts you with his life, tells you mainly all his deepest, darkest secrets- but won’t admit to being scared of something silly like chickens or bugs to you.

would be so immensely proud of how hard you work, rewards you by taking you on lots of different holidays to many, many different places.

loves travelling just as much as you do, his childhood was spent in so many different countries/ areas, so he’s happy to show you different places he’s been and take you to the best parts of each area.

loves relaxing and sleeping soooo much, probably takes power naps.

I don’t think he’d admit his wealth / background to you at first? It’s not that he’s ashamed, he just doesn’t want to seem like he’s flaunting it. Once he realises how laid back and calm you are he can casually slip things into conversation.

if you two are together during the war he tells you stories about different places he’s been, like London, France and Germany- and how much better they were before the Nazi’s had savaged through half of them.

You’d really bring out a more mellowed side to Nix, helping him through hard times without even meaning to. You’re so honest with him about everything, that he trusts your opinion on everything and follows your lead.

eventually I think one of you would become less stubborn, and maybe after you’ve had a family or grown a little older, Nix finally admits he was indeed a tiny, tiny bit nervous when the two of you first met ;)

[jeonjcngkook]

what are things that you would love to see from each member while they do their own stuff? songs, collabs, genres, visuals? what kind of performances would you like to see from them?

oh this is a great question !!!

ill start w namjoon — id love to see him go back ever so slightly to the gritty side of his rap like what joke and do you was, but maybe just not as provocative because i understand he's mellowed out alot since then lmao. but with how much emotions he displayed during festa around the kpop / idol industry, i think he has a hell of a lot to say. i think he'll definitely release an album in the next 1-2 years, a mix of sounds like an advanced moodchild sound to something with more of an oomf. collabs for namjoon, i recon he'd stay local and get a female korean singer in there somewhere.

seokjin — it sounds bad but I don't see an album for jin coming anytime soon??? i do see maybe an appearance or two on some tv shows and they dont necessarily have to be kdramas. i could see him as a panalist on comedy shows or a special guest on a cooking show? in terms of music, maybe he would do a few osts but i dont see full albums

jimin — again, i dont see him rushing an album out any time soon regardless of how much one may be worked out. if he does come out with one then id expect slower songs within the pop category with plenty of tenor range in vocals to show off and display his ability to hit higher notes. for collabs, probably none. but he could use prod. suga on a track

yoongi — listen if d2 isnt out by the end of the year then i will throw myself off this very hypothetical bridge into the sea. this is gonna be a big year or so for yoongi and judging by his schedule, we're going to be seeing SO much of him. he has his producing work, he has his album... god can you just think of an album sized d1 jgzjfsfjstjs hot!!!! as for collabs, he's very unpredictable and could go in any direction. but don't expect any sope collabs..

hobi — honestly, i was not expecting lollapalooza to happen at all. i feel like lolla wont be the last festival for him. maybe for this year definitely since coachella, reading & leeds, glastonbury just to name a few have pasted but next year i think he'll make many more appearances. of course his album this year too. I'd like to see something from him like tear in terms of sound but i think im reaching for the stars there

taehyung — expect sexy 60s influenced rnb pop songs with a few collabs in there. id say artists like jon batiste & giveon are super likely to feature. I'd love to see taehyung do an ep of covers from his favourite artists???? an ep of covers from ray charles, frank sinatra, buddy holly, ella fitzgerald would be kgdjsjfsjt ggggod yesssss. im very excited to see which direction he could go, how he'll mix the use of his baritone vocal range with his ability to hit those high notes! we all know he has it in hin

jungkook — the charlie collab was expected. this soon? i wasnt expecting that. it just makes sense that its with charlie too. you can tell that there is a level of support and appreciation from both parties and there has been for years. regardless of what your opinion is on the latter. i dont think this will be the end of jungkook featuring on tracks.. yes bts are already popular on their own but teaming with charlie is opening up a whole new demographic of fans who listen to songs that aren't korean so it'll generate a lot of popularity around jungkook as a soloist. in terms of his album, i dont see it being this year or if it is, it'll be close to the end of the year / early next year. i dont think he would have any collabs, just to keep the focus solely on him. i would love to see him use rock influenced beats and breakdowns. something a little heavier, different etc. there is a japanese band called one ok rock, if you listen to them, that kind of rock / pop rock infused deliciousness hehe.

this was a lot of fun to answer 🫂

#anon #asks

[gaysagainststeve]

hi im sorry to ask but i don't use twitter so what is going on with our dearest (derogatory) streamer steve

Essentially, he blocked some people for responding to a reply he made to autumn, because they didn’t get the joke and were annoying. I am usually all for this, but it is a little weird because they were just fans of his being fans. And then he also brought it up on stream and put them on blast and actually made fun of one person in particular.

On stream today, he apologized to the specific person he put on blast but then said that if they were made so upset about it they probably shouldnt be a fan of his because he makes jokes at the expense of his audience a lot and wont be stopping that anytime soon. Then he made an incredibles joke about how he doesn’t want to create a Syndrome and then he apologized again and said sorry for making the incredibles joke.

Also on Twitter, quite a few ppl for a while have been complaining about being banned from chat and havent been able to appeal really. Usually the infractions are pretty minor but the mods take it super seriously. I have mixed feelings on this bc i don’t talk much in twitch chat so i dont fully understand their pain from being banned from chat. If you see twitch chat as a group chat, it makes sense to ban ppl more harshly in my opinion, but if you see it more as a social media platform, it seems like an abuse of power.

The person that made that comment about ukraine that i mentioned in that other post kinda lumped themselves into the people that were unrightfully banned. i just think they learned a lesson about where the line is when it comes to making jokes. (Also they went into milkmans dms to appeal which is kinda tone deaf imo because hes from russia and im just like out of all of the mods you choose him?)

I think its just the streamer stan culture that has sprung up relatively recently from the d s m p has created a new type of fan that steve doesn’t really understand. (I dont understand them really either and im extremely online and 23). They are usually young and sensitive and really look up to their streamers and want the community to be a v safe space for them. They are also tone indicator types and so them not understanding steve is joking when he insults them makes them v upset and then steve kinda makes fun of them for not getting the joke which is kinda brutal for those kids.

From my understanding, steves kinda always been hostile to his audience and it seems like he doesn’t want as big of an audience as he has, so i don’t think he minds the harsh bans and doesn’t really care that he alienates some of his audience and they leave. But i feel sorry for those nice little twitter users that have problems with social cues and dont want their streamer to be mean to them

#i think steve doesn’t know that much about autistic ppl tbh #or realize makkng fun of people for not understanding when hes joking is not the best look #im less angry than i was a couple hours ago lol #i think it might honestly be a generational misunderstanding #tag #i also think he doesn’t fully understand how much his content means to people and how many ppl look up to him #stupid streamer and his bad self esteem #also sorry for the long reply #and thanks for the ask! #ask #anonymous