#and that he'd appreciate that

[oh-katsuki]

cal if it's ok with you, wanna share headcanons about your selfship with tendou?

YESSSS I HAVE SO MANY!!!!

i think tendou has this way of just like... he's going to do something and it's assumed I'm coming with. going to get coffee?? "why aren't your shoes on?" watching a movie??? "sit in my lap." studying in the library??? "bring your book, i forgot mine." i don't think it's particularly clingy either, just kind of an acknowledgment that i am welcome if i want to come.

tendou and i call each other bro and dude. our relationship is as much a bromance as it is a romantic relationship. like are we in love? yes very much so. is that my bro? yeah, that's my little guy.

pet names are rare and get both of us flustered but me most of all. sometimes tendou will just be like "babe, look at this" when we're out in public or something n i will get so flustered and he'll just be like "hah, cute." i try to do the same thing but tendou always just gives me his little smile and then i embarrass myself. he blushes though.

tendou is like a cat that gets himself in trouble. like he will be plotting something for some untold reason to mess with our friends. n when i catch him doing it and ask him what he's doing he just gives me that stupid ass wry smile. i hate him so bad he is so annoying.

sometimes people tend to judge me as level-headed and nice while they assume tendou is cocky and a bit mean spirited, then i will do the most stupid dumb fuck shit with him and they'll be like "nevermind” bc they were so incredibly wrong abt both of us.

we tease each other for funsies. there is always play beef to duke out. remember that one time he scared me while turning the corner? well, i do. forgive but never forget. he needs to sleep with one eye open /j.

people sometimes can't tell if we're dating bc we act VERY not couply in public most of the time. then tendou will get the kurge (kiss urge) and plant one on my mouth and vice versa. or decide that he wants to be cheek to cheek while i show him something on my phone.

im so enamored with him.

#[ 🏩 – chatting ] #tendou x cal #i just... i have so many thoughts abt him #he's the self ship i surprisingly think i'd be most likely to work out with if i could get over the hump of being intimidated by him at fir #first #because i think once i knew him he would make me feel so COMFORTABLE sharing #and i think he'd appreciate being told things openly and honestly #plus i whole heartedly believe that i'd be good at picking up on what he's thinking and feeling #and that he'd appreciate that #AND he'd think im cute #like sorry not to be vain but he would think I'm ADORABLE #he would be insane over our almost nine inch height difference

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[ruporas]

i killed. i murdered. i'm nothing like these sleepy people here… nevertheless, you can actually be grateful? bastard… i’m saying… thank you. because you spilled blood, you saved all of these people’s lives. i couldn’t have done it without you. (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #participated in altades' dance collab :3 very grateful for the opportunity and many thanks to them for organizing this! #there was a lot of vw arc choices... but i went for the leonof arc bc it's a dear vw moment to me #i think a lot of the leonof arc further breaks down vash's ideology and for the readers - together with ww- to learn that his ideals aren't #pure naivety and that vash knows he's at an odd standpoint with himself. he's criticized ww for shooting rai-dei just prior when ww had don #so on the behalf of vash but here he thanks him for killing on behalf of his home and its genuine. bc vash's presence - although it's not #his fault - he was the reason leonof and gray had gotten to the ship and killed people there. that's the guilt he has to live with and #despite his anger he'd still resolute not to kill. meanwhile ww just did what he had to - beating down on a seemingly immortal monster but #at the core made up of many lives he had to take and i feel as the fight dragged on - his own mentality waned. committing active carnage #while remembering the orphanage... and bearing that guilt alongside the words vash left with him during rai-dei's death #only for vash to thank him afterwards what he's done and for apologizing for pushing his beliefs on ww when he had no solutions of his own #anyway. i just have so an immense love for this arc bc they just got around to appreciating each other in weird ways. though ofc its still #weird and confusing for ww bc every new info on vash it'll just be strange to him as someone who's human #ruporas art

[kunikiiida-kuuun]

Those who haven't read Dazai's entrance exam LN don't even know that Fukuzawa literally entrusted the exam to Kunikida alone and Kunikida himself approved him and Fukuzawa took his word for it without any questions.

Dazai wouldn't even have been in the agency if it wasn't for Kunikida's trust in Dazai.

#bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #so much trust and respect between them #if they had animated ln1 right kuni would have been much more well appreciated #also fukuzawa's trust in kuni runs so deep?? #like earlier he'd literally ask kuni to shoot dazai if kuni considered him an evil person #day 3830 of asking for a kuni backstory #i need to know how he met Fukuzawa #kunikidazai

[viveela]

If you draw dip i woul be sooooooo happy

So I like to imagine Damien likes to fill in Pip about what happens back on Earth

#veearts #south park #sp fanart #fan art #damien thorn #phillip pirrup #pip #dip #damien x pip #i will talk more about this: #they become besties in hell u can't convince me otherwise #based this also a bit off of Damien still being in the bg sometimes #but yeah I think pip would be a bit bummed about passing so soon #ofc he's like well I guess I'm just unlucky oh well! but he'd miss being around everyone #even if they were pretty mean... #as they get closer Damien would tell him about the latest crazy shit that goes on #but he hides it under a lot of fake and real frustrations #pip very much appreciates it and can kinda sorta see through #and yeah basically this is canon in my head thanks

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

THA FAK HAPPEND TO YOU GUYS!? AM GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THIS TO YOU GUYS

*Gives them 4 aid kits*

Plz take care of yourself everyone TOT

It hurts to see you hurt!

Horror: oh- thank you-!

Horror: and no need to worry, we've been taking it easy

Nightmare: fun fact you can send hate anons to Ink

Horror: boss

Nightmare: oh, right, send it to this blog, not the actual-

Horror: boss please

#horror sans #nightmare sans #nightmare looks kinda bored and deadpan but he is very happy his childreMPLOYEES have more healing supplies #they can't go on supply runs so the supplies are VERY appreciated #or any missions #for the record Ink is mentioned because it's Ink's fault everyone looks like That #Horror is trying to be reasonable and responsible but we all know he'd be happy at Ink getting bombarded with hate #he's lost enough sleep and had to carry around his teammates enough for a lifetime #queue

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I have more MTMTE sillies for you :D

GET IT LITTLE MAN

calm down rewind

"wow orion ur so cool!!"

oh my god just kiss already

excuse me, but where is mainframe's husband??

THE MEDIBOTS SMILEY FACE I CAN'T-

blue is angy >:0

rodimus really do be babygirling

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #zefposting #shitpost #comic captures #transformers tailgate #transformers rewind #transformers ultra magnus #transformers megatron #transformers mainframe #transformers ambulon #transformers ratchet #transformers first aid #transformers blue bacchus #transformers rodimus #everybody bustin it down at thunderclash's prewake #i think he'd appreciate the gesture #minimegs #bluuueeeeee #look at roddy's silly little waist

[fear-ze-queer]

i wanna see a trans kid (~early teens) go on the monty ride thing with the cardboard cutouts, then proceed to seek out monty and tell him "congrats on the transition"

#he'd be a little confused like 'HOW DID THEY KNOW' but he'd appreciate the sentiment anyway #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #fnaf ruin #security breach ruin #fnaf ruin spoilers #security breach ruin spoilers #monty gator #montgomery gator #fnaf monty #security breach monty #i just think all the trans kids would flock to monty ok. he's like a magnet to them #especially the ones with that 'gremlin/cryptid who lives in a swamp' vibe

[magnusbae]

On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.

#Dreamling #Fixed tags: #Dream creating Hob an entire GALAXY in the Dreaming to placate him but Hob has none of this— he refuses to enjoy it. #Dream getting offended that his lover does not appreciates his good graces is like— Well I can also give you a nightmare :| #And Hob just: #'Maybe just don't say that I will eventually stop loving you 🙄🙄🙄 Hob about that- huh.' #Dream: I meant not to insult you— it is merely how humans /are/. Most entities cannot stay with me for long. (The will not is unsaid) #Hob: You're such an idiot. #Hob would cross his arms and try to stay mad with him but he simply CANNOT. #Dream is being genuine— perhaps a genuine idiot— but genuine nevertheless. #He would sigh and finally come over to Dream and he'd take his hands into his and pull him close to himself. #He has to stand up taller— because here in the Dreaming his lover is taller than in the waking. #It's nearly at his tiptoes that he lands a soft kiss at Dream's lips. #Hob: Just because you had /shitty/ exes doesn't mean /I/ have to be #For the matter— I rather not be your ex at all. #Dream attempts denying all his exes being bad but Hob just keeps on kissing him insistently #Like hell he's allowing his lover dwell in the feeling that no one stays— EVEN IF HE DID SPIKE HIS ANGER METER LIKE HELLA #Dream: You will leave me because you're human Hob's anger: 📈📈📈📈 #But he's not really mad he just wishes Dream to trust him is all. #I mean Dream is JUST the center of his entire world #but you know #anyways those tags are meant to be read separately I was just having some crack fun #the original tags gotten horribly out of order and were an absolute mess so I had to rewrite it for it to make any sense at all #so some of the chaotic insanity been lost XDDD #anyways yes XD #buns.hc

[demigodishniss]

I made a post about this the first time I rewatched Eleven's run but it must be said again: I love his dichotomy between "fun-loving and joyful" and "angry and borderline jaded" so much. He's talented and good at putting up a front but it all crumbles away the second there's slightly too much pressure, because suddenly he's not young and easy-going at all but ancient and tired and it's taking everything in him to not let the grief he carries weigh him down or push away the people who've come to care for him, not knowing that if he did give in to it, they would absolutely love him anyway.

"He's just a silly little guy" But more importantly he's aged and tired and constantly fighting to maintain the balance between his wonder and joy for the universe and his frustrations and anger with it, and he doesn't always do that well.

I love how outwardly sweet and fun he is, but there's something about those moments when the mask slips and we're reminded that he's seen things that he never should've seen and made decisions that were too much for one person to ever make. And then for a second we see just how much weight he's actually carrying around with him and yeah, it makes sense why he'd rather not show that part of himself.

#everytime he screams in anger during season 5 it terrifies me and i just know that he'd unintentionally make me burst into nervous tears 😭 #I would always feel safe around him though thsts for sure #also analyzing eleven makes me appreciate him and subsequently twelve even more and i love it #doctor who #nuwho #eleventh doctor #11th doctor #wish i could give him a hug #might go into how this relates back to twelve in my brain later

[hazellblogs]

"I do enjoy our conversations. What do you need?" (x)

#listen to the song linked and look at him and tell me how you survived because I'm dead #i'm an old soul fight me #i feel like he'd appreciate it #this was in act1 this fucking disney prince look was in ACT 1 #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #my edit #oc: haze

[hood-ex]

Cass looks like a vampire

Nightwing #106

#dick is buff as fuck in this art style #and he's teaching cass how to make pancakes after she taught him a move so hmmm hmmmmm honestly i'm not mad at it #feels kinda off. like halfway between a fanfic story and what their relationship could've progressed to in canon #tt's story today was also alright other than that dumb joke about the ambulance #i like that ric mentioned that his memory wasn't good and that he lost minutes or days #that's def a continuation from the ric arc where ric said that he'd just black out sometimes #see i appreciate continuity details like that #buuuut ric keeping the letter that the guy gave him... lol it's just kinda funny since he torched the whole nightwing bunker #like oh yeah i'll save this letter for the old me in case he comes back but at the same time i'll burn everything old me had #Dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain #tuesday spoilers

[ex-n1hilo]

MA THERES A WEIRD WORM OUTSIDE

i love leggy C:

#i put him in the maid outfit cause i think he'd appreciate it #i imagine he looks like scolipede #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl leshy #my stuff

[seaweedstarshine]

Listen is so great you don't understand. It's an episode about mental illness. And some people point out that some of the things that happen (the kid under the blanket, the airlock mechanism triggering) are on the surface unlikely, but that's the exact point. The Doctor is not an objective narrator, I mean this is the episode that starts with him sitting on top of the TARDIS in space speechifying, we see it in the way he frames it, so we see these ordinary things (a mischievous child, a dead ship breaking down) in the uncanny way he sees them—

—and because he is the Doctor, because he is the person who bad guys pause their plans to listen when he talks, because he is charismatic and impressive and the Oncoming Storm—

—because he's the Doctor, Clara (and baby Danny and Orson) start to believe him, until they arrive on Gallifrey, until Clara sees the root of his trauma, and she understands.

And it doesn't matter if this creature is a delusion or not, it only matters that it scares him, because fear is a superpower, and the way he responds to the reality he experiences is why he's the Doctor.

What. an. icon.

#psychotic experiences cause real trauma! and this is generally minimized which leads to more trauma which is why this is so GOOD #twelfth doctor #12th doctor #doctor who #moffat thought he'd write an episode about how this alien legend experiences a psychotic episode and some people dont appreciate his genius #luckily many people DO appreciate listen. it's a great episode!!! #clara oswald #danny pink #words by seaweed #(eleventh) doctor is neurodivergent tag #I know I know. me naming my tag like that when it's a moffat doctors thing mainly. my eleven focus is showing but i LOVE twelve #I love that even as twelve starts to get more mentally healthy post hell bent he keeps speechifying alone. LOVE that for him #is he practicing his university lectures? or is he still speechifying to the listen creatures? the answer's gotta be both.

[canisalbus]

can u tell roobrickmarine that the fic was so good i could explode and die and explode and die. it had romance, suspense/buildup, angst, meloncholy, bittersweetness, more angst. and then more bittersweetness. like........... *explodes*

.

#I think the surest way to get the message to him is to leave comment on the fic itself! I'm sure he'd appreciate it #he spent months working on it and it shows #you can do it anonymously and without an AO3 account #answered #anonymous #roobrickmarine #fic Separation

[mattzerella-sticks]

I just know Pedro Pascal would ship CodyWan.

#star wars the clone wars #codywan #listen #yes this is a delusional post what of it #but also #i think he would appreciate the dynamic that we fans have created for these two characters #he'd understand the appeal #and in a world in which palpatine died before the clone wars ended he would also like the idea of codywan adopting din #sksksksk okay let me stop putting words in an actor man's mouth