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whencartoonsruletheworld · 6 months

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so like. fnaf movie. after night five, all outside observers know is "this 30yo guy with severe anger issues + his 10yo mentally ill sister just walked out of his collapsing workplace with an unconscious, stabbed police officer, saying that someone inside the building tried to kill them but we can't get into the building to check. we went to their house and the aunt who was fighting for custody of the child is dead on the floor. the guy's career counselor is missing, as is his babysitter and her family and apparently they're all dead in the building we can't get into." and like. that all looks suspicious as FUCK however we know that in the few-weeks timeskip both mike and abby seem happy and fine so it's not like mike was arrested or anything. he seems to be more adjusted and is happily talking with her teacher so i doubt he's under stress of interrogation or anything

there's a lot of implications there that mike mighta pulled something but it's all circumstantial evidence at best. i'm sure in jane's autopsy and crime scene evidence they couldn't find any evidence of mike being the one to attack her, esp since it was probably just golden freddy bopping her in the head so they dont even have the weapon, and if she was strangled they'd be able to tell it wasn't by bare hands and they couldnt get prints or anyth. especially if golden freddy is a FULL ghost and thus left no trail.

mike would be smart enough to only tell the cops what they need to know without mentioning ghosts to sound crazy. abby might be more honest with the cops just bc of #autism but they'd be more likely to consider her talking about ghosts and imaginary friends as a child's way of coping, and they cant get anything out of her that would incriminate mike. ADD TO THAT that mike has wounds that are clearly defensive and is SUPER banged up and his wounds would likely match his story way better than evidence of him attacking anyone, AND that there's likely footage and witnesses of him being in the pharmacy and then driving to work (and thus not in the area to attack jane), AND if/when nessie wakes up she'll probably vouch for mike as well, and the cops dont have anything on him

though i DO wonder if they would have records of vanessa patching him up in the police outpost. if they do, that would also back up mike's story as it's 1) far away from the aunt jane crime scene, 2) confirms that he and vanessa were working together, so either she's complicit in Crime™ or his story is accurate and she was helping him save his sister. him going to defend her instead of calling backup is also consistent with his personality of getting triggered and jumping into action around child abduction, esp w/ his sibling in danger

considering what abby would probably say, AND the history of freddy's, it's likely that they would come to the conclusion of is "someone [likely the og kidnapper from the 80s] found out that the guy working at freddy's had a sister, kidnapped abby from her house while her aunt was babysitting and tried to recreate the crimes, his story of him and vanessa defending her and escaping vaguely checks out." whether or not mike would incriminate vanessa by mentioning her dad was the killer is up in the air, and there's obviously some huge holes that are left from nobody believing that there are ghosts in the building but that would probably be the eventual conclusion

but throwing that all away, it would be really, REALLY funny if the rest of the town, being really fuckin nosy and getting into the juiciest gossip they've had in decades, took one look at michael "big teddy bear falling asleep on himself" schmidt and said "there's no way. there's no way this guy murdered his aunt, stabbed an officer and then destroyed his own workplace, especially when he really needed that job and was on sleeping medication," and then turned around to look at abby "neurodivergent in the early 2000s (ableist af time period)" "vocally hates her aunt" "doesn't talk to anyone and claims that she can see ghosts" "vaguely possessive of her brother" "claims that she found the guy who hurt her friends and got him jumped by a cupcake(?)" schmidt and said "oh my god. it was her."

and nobody's gonna directly say anything but they've got cautious eyes on the situation and someone quietly slips mike a copy of the bad seed to see if he has a realization but instead he's just like "hey this book kinda reminds of that golden freddy kid lmao. wonder how he's doin" and then we smashcut to golden freddy kid poking springtrap with a stick

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf spoilers #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #mine

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generalmalfeasance · 2 years

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Me 6pm : yah I'll totally go berry picking w u mom! And I will try to do more around the house

Me currently 11 hours later: not asleep depressed, taking a bath, "mmmmm what if I was depressed tho"

#i cant see my therapist till i pay off my payment thing cause i dont wanna have another payment added #and then like #idek #ive just been hella depressed abt my career goals and major and job #how i interact with people #how i approach conflict #idk lotsa things swimming around in my brain #been staying up late more bc of my meds #its funny cause nortryptaline is supposed to help u w pain but tapering off of it made my pain worse...and when i was on it it just raised #my blood pressure #i have a guest staying at my house and constantly interacting with her is getting annoying #shes a nice person i just...#yeah #i called her kid cause shes younger than me but it felt weird cause of my old friend who used to call me that ...and was GROSS #so ig i wont anymore #idk its weird #i dont talk to him anymore #im glad #of all the friendships ive severed im not sad about him #sure he helped me out when i needed it #but he also made me feel like shit #im less mentally ok than i think #then i blame my tiredness and mental drainage on myself #just continually going at it #im not like mentally stable #lately not acknowledging st and just #pretending it doesnt exist is the way ive been coping #people in my life #still in my life have done wrong #and have caused me pain and yet im supposed to forgive them with a simple apology

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riizeblr · 4 months

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just thinking about rich boy! anton who finally makes real his dark fantasies w maids daughter! reader, everyone thinks shes crazy bc wdym the shy boy you grew up with did all these bad thing to you? he even calls you his sister :(((

rating: 18+. mdni.

content: dubcon, power imbalance

you thought you were on a level playing field because growing up, he would listen to you more than you would listen to him. you would boss him around and he would obediently listen and help you without you needing to ask. you even started to think that you had leverage over him like an older sister did and you thought he felt the same when he started referring to you as such. as he grew older things started to change but you didn't think much of it because you just assumed that he was starting to grow into himself naturally and take on assertive qualities. when he did demand stuff of you, he was always so kind about it and he still respected you so you would diligently obey him without complaints because even though you felt like you were equals, he still held more power, he just chose not to use it and you didn't think he ever would.

anton, though, noticed how easily you gave in. he started to test how far he could push the boundaries without you getting suspicious and pulling away from him before he wanted you to. he wanted you to subconsciously feel like you were inferior, but nothing more than a soft whisper in your head telling you to listen.

he started asking you to take his jacket off, sit in his room as he undressed and you prepared a bath for him, help him apply lotion to his bare back and work his taut muscles. he knew you were uncomfortable but you still did it anyway. he eventually stopped trying to hide the way his dick would stiffen when you would massage the days stress from his shoulders, the moans and groans as he spread his legs to make the tent under his towel more visible.

you tried to come up with excuses a few times but he would just give you a slightly disapproving look and you would give in. he still kept his soft demeanor though, and he would still listen to you even when your demands came less and less frequently.

he started to ask you to massage his shoulder while he was naked in the bathtub as he ran his hands along his thighs, creeping closer and closer to his cock as you sat behind him and caressed his hot skin. you were so uncomfortable when he started pumping, rolling his head back and looking you in the eyes as the water jumped and spilled over the sides of the porcelain tub.

you told your mother as much as you could, asking her to inform anton that she would have to take over. but your mom was as fond of anton as you used to be so she couldn't say no and immediately told you to take over again. she could tell that there was something really wrong and you knew she was trying to avoid asking because her job was still on the line and, surely, anton would never do anything to hurt the two of you.

soon enough, you were jerking him off, letting him run your hands down his chest and his inner thighs. you wanted to cry but you still wanted to appear strong and anton loved to see you struggle.

when anton started to touch you, you really tried hard to be assertive like you used to be but he began to threaten you in a familiar soft and teasing tone but you knew he wasn't joking so you let him tug on your shirt and lean over the tub to kiss your skin.

it later moved to his bed where you could actually see his hard cock standing and throbbing against your fist and the way his stomach would tighten and his thighs would tense under soft lighting. you felt so disgusted but you still let it happen.

it wasn't a surprise when he popped the button on your pants and told you to sit on his cock to make him feel good. you couldn't hold back tears and you firmly said no. he sighed in slight annoyance because he didn't expect you to deny him anymore so he easily threatened to have your mother fired and assure that she would never work again.

you then climbed on top of him, wincing at the stretch and dryness of it all and anton just made you spit between your bodies to lubricate your movements as he guided you until your cunt began to leak around him and he laid back with a content and happy look on his face.

#tw dubcon #tw power imbalance #oops #i got carried away #this is hot #discography !#feat. anton !#anton x reader #anton smut #riize x reader #riize smut #riize hard hours #dark riize #dark anton #riize imagines #riize #anton

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lowkeyrobin · 1 month

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Platonic Phoebe and Trevor x Gary Grooberson’s teen kid reader and adjusting to being stepsiblings?

OH MY GOD YES BRO RJSKDMSNSN ; I did my best pls bare w this 💀💀💀

SPENGLER SIBLINGS ; stepsiblings

summary ; youre Gary's kid and you have to adjust with two new stepsiblings

warnings ; language

disclaimers ; your mom is nonexistent/Gary adopted you. it's not a topic brought up at all I don't think but you can choose, ik some people don't like kid of ___ reader or ____ sibling reader so beware lol, takes place between afterlife and frozen empire so no spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched gbfe yet, reader can drive/is around Trevor's age

word count ; 675

masterlist

it's so awkward at first

especially since you've never had siblings before so it's like they're teenage roommates

like okay your parents are dating or whatever but like, ew?

except you're living with them, not the other way around

both gary and callie are trying to urge you to interact but it's just not happening

you're not really a ghostbuster either, you aren't smart in the sciences and aren't into the whole ghost thing anyways

you're more into traditional ghosts anyways, not the ones that show up in broad daylight and need to be trapped by proton barriers

it's very rough at first

you connect with phoebe first, as a once in a blue moon experience happened, she wanted to act like a normal 14yo and go get ice cream

Callie couldn't take her because she was busy helping trevor with work stuff and told her to ask you

she was like 🤨 and like... "okay?-"

she asks and you look at her like 🤨😊

you guys go get ice cream and she tells you all about the shit you pass on the way there and back home

you surprisingly end up bonding over the struggle of talking to others like normal people and being well reserved with little to no friends

then comes the bonding over a certain book you both liked

the whole car ride home is oasis on the radio and chatter about this book, and going the longest possible way home because you didn't want this bonding moment to end

you sat in the car after phoebe got out, just sitting in silence

you were kind of in awe yet saddened the moment had ended because you were bonding so well

after that she clearly sees you in a new light and looks to you for your wisdom and clear view of the world when she's wrapped in her own madness and needs untangled

you were the trusting older sibling she needed since trevor never really understood the proper being there for your sister thing

they're proper siblings and whatnot but it's not like they go to each other if it's not to shit talk people

you're like their mediator and therapist sibling

getting through to trevor was much harder

you ended up finding him a job and he was like 🤨😒 when you showed him

"oh- uhm, sorry. I was just trying to be nice" and you quickly scramble away

he's just confused cause like ??? you never talked, he didn't even know how you knew he was looking for a job

he comes into your room a couple hours later like "Hey sorry I acted all weird, thanks"

and that's it

bonding with him is so hard, and Gary and Callie are like "okay go fucking do something"

you're all (spengler-groobersons + podcast bc phoebe needed a friend her age) out at an amusement park, and these mfs ditched yall at the carousel next to the bathrooms

and they weren't picking up their phones

you were basically forced to interact now, which was much less awkward in an amusement park

you guys ride some rides and get some food as you frequently call your parents

you finally find them, phew

but you two obviously made a little friendship and had fun together

took a little longer to get used to each other but you're fine now

awkward teenager shit yk?

in general, the three of you now are super close

trevor is your hype man when it comes to talking to people or doing something out of your comfort zone

phoebe is your hype man when you talk to her about maybe wanting to be a ghostbuster / study ghosts

you're the driver for the three of you, callie doesn't trust Trevor with driving, considering how he was driving the ecto1 when he first got it usable again, and obviously, phoebe can't drive

after a few years you're basically just like normal siblings

you three have a sibling group chat and it's 90% you sending memes, Trevor sending random tik tok links and phoebe begging you two to stop blowing up her phone

spenglerson siblings 🔛🔝

#lowkeyrobin #ghostbusters frozen empire #ghostbusters afterlife #ghostbusters x reader #trevor spengler x reader #trevor spengler #spengler siblings #gn reader #gender neutral reader #they/them reader #phoebe spengler #phoebe spengler x reader

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gemini-sensei · 4 months

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Imagine being friends w Jaime and knowing he blue beetle and seeing how long he can keep up lying about it bcs he doesn’t know u know

The hilarity that ensues.

It would bother him not telling you but he tells himself over and over again thay it's to protect you. He has no idea that you know and tellsnso many lies in an attempt to protect you.

Knowing this, you have to hold back laughter when his lies are utterly ridiculous. It's not hard for you to understand why he's lying. He's putting himself into danger all the time, so it makes sense. You kind of wish he wasn't a bad liar though, but he's just too sweet of a guy to lie well.

The only way you found out was because of his running away when danger is afoot. Even if it's across town, he makes excuses to leave. "I have to make sure my mom is okay", "my sister said she was going into town, I need to check on her", and the obviously best one "I gotta go, talk to you later!" It's not even an excuse, just an exit.

He's so terrible at lying as to why he's gone. When you call and he doesn't answer, he comes up with some bullshit excuse about his job or helping his family. It's not good. He's just a terrible liar.

Showing up at his place just as he's flying in. You knock on the door and he needs to get dressed. He's completely nude and scrambling around for some clothes while yelling "Be there in a second!" He trips and falls while putting on his pants and you have to hold in a laugh on the other side of the door listening to him. It's a lot of mess. Then he opens the door and he's a mess, out of breath. "Hey."

You smile at him like it's nothing. "Hey."

You'd tell him you know if it wasn't so funny.

#blue beetle headcanons #blue beetle imagines #blue beetle movie #blue beetle x reader #blue beetle x chubby reader #blue beetle #jaime reyes headcanons #jaime reyes x reader #jaime reyes x chubby reader #jaime reyes #platonic headcanons #gemini sensei

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spideystevie · 1 year

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and if i say 3 w hangman 🤭🤭🤭 or 12 w rooster just bc i think thatd be the funniest god damn thing - vinny xx

vinny!!!! went with the hangman (but if u send another with rooster i’ll write it) and this got way out of hand fast i simply couldn’t help it. enjoy <3 (1.4k)

3. smiling into a kiss

Jake Seresin didn’t get nervous.

Well, maybe that’s not true. There was that time he got so nervous in the fourth grade before a math test that he thought he might throw up. He was nervous before his first time flying a jet, even more nervous when he went through his first bird strike.

So maybe Jake did get nervous but only with things that mattered a lot to him, and he hid it well. If someone could read that he was nervous, then that meant they could see right through him and that terrified him.

The point is, Jake Seresin didn’t get nervous. Especially not when it came to flirting and charming his way with somebody. And then he met you.

It was a little intimidating being new in a city you didn’t know. Even more intimidating when your first job in the city is bartending at the local Navy bar. But you needed the money and Penny was welcoming and kind.

You considered yourself to be a fast learner, able to catch on to how the Hard Deck ran and keeping track of the regulars. Despite it all, your first Friday shift was a learning curve you hadn’t quite anticipated. It wasn’t that it was hard, it was just busy. The constant flow of people to and from the bar kept you moving and occupied but it left you entirely overwhelmed, even with Penny and Jimmy there to help you out.

Jake can tell you’re a little frazzled the closer he gets to the bar even though you’re trying your best to hide it. You’re smiling at customers and engaging in conversation with them when you can but there’s a bit of a rushed movement in your hands and your hair’s started to get a little messy.

He leans against the bar, not really in any hurry to get another round for him and Coyote. You see him out of your peripherals and excuse yourself from your conversation to help. But when you open your mouth to speak, Penny fills the beat of silence.

“Hangman,” she greets and he nods in acknowledgment, a smile on his face that’s all charm. You swallow. “Two more?”

“Yes, ma’am,” he says, though he’s looking at you when he does. His voice is warm in your ears and you blink at him, hardly registering Penny disappearing behind you. His eyes look you over, purely observational he insists in his head.

“Is that your callsign?” you ask once you find your voice. Jake hums, his brows arching as he leans forward more against the bar. “Hangman? Your callsign?”

“That’s me,” his smile morphs into something more of a smirk. You’ve forgotten that it’s the evening rush, even just for a moment when he asks you for your name. Your smile is almost shy when you tell him and he repeats it to himself. “You can call me Jake.”

“Jake,” you repeat, lips involuntarily curling into a small smile. He grins.

Penny returns not a second later with two new bottles of beer and you watch his fingers wrap around the necks of both of them. A drop of condensation rolls off the side of a bottle and onto the bar. “Thanks, Pen!”

Penny smiles and nods before she goes to walk away. She nudges your shoulder almost playfully, maybe even a silent encouragement as she walks past. You try not to feel too flustered as you look over your shoulder at her, fully expecting Hangman to have disappeared when you turn back around.

He hasn’t and your eyes widen only slightly when you see him. Jake’s not sure why he’s lingering, especially when he’s got drops of water sliding onto his fingers from the beers and the knowledge that Coyote is waiting for him back at the dartboard.

It was something about you that kept him in place. It could’ve been your smile or the way your voice sounded when you said his callsign or maybe it was because you were so pretty that he couldn’t help but look. There’s a prick against one of his nerves and suddenly they’re all alert beneath his skin.

He feels nervous standing in front of you and he’s confused because he’s never like this when he finds someone attractive. He had no problem being charming and suave, the right words hanging out of his lips. And yet, he couldn’t seem to find a single thread of thought when you turned back around.

“Need anything else?” you tilt your head and he simply smiles and shakes his head.

“Nope,” he pushes himself off the bar. “I’ll see you later, sweetheart.”

He squeezes his eyes shut, face scrunching when he turns away from your view feeling like he could’ve come up with something a little more charming than that. You watch him walk away and disappear into the throngs of people. Your body feels warm and your chest feels like there’s a swarm in it as you slide down the bar to take someone else’s order.

It goes like that for a few weeks. A simple, almost hidden flirtatious back and forth across the bar. Jake feels like he’s sixteen again around you, fumbling over words every once and a while. You never seem to care, eyes twinkling whenever he manages to offhandedly charm you.

He thinks he’s back in fourth grade again, right before that math test, when he decides to ask you on a date. A foreign feeling of giddiness takes over when you agree, beaming the whole time. He can’t remember the last time he liked someone the way he likes you and it feels thrilling, it feels like the high points of flying a jet.

Jake thinks he’s back in that moment right before he flew a jet for the first time when the day of your date finally rolls around. You seem prettier than ever when he picks you up, a glow like moonlight illuminating you when you see him.

To his relief, it all goes swimmingly. You hold his hand walking from the car to the restaurant for dinner and his nerves seem to wane the more the night unfolds, fading like the sun in the sky at sunset. It’s when the two of you impulsively end up at the beach, the sun starting to set, that they seem to return tenfold.

Because in the glow of the setting sun, you look even more like something from a dream. He can’t stop thinking about how right it feels when your fingers fit in the spaces between his, or how melodic your laugh sounds when he shares an old story from flight school. Truthfully, he can’t stop thinking about kissing you with the crashing waves in the background and the sand under your feet.

He tries to ignore it, tries to push the nerves and everything to the side but he can’t help it. One of his hands comes to hold the side of your face and he hopes you don’t notice the slight nervous tremor. His hand is warm against your cheek and you can’t help yourself from leaning into his palm.

A sticky affection seeps into his chest at the sight of you, his tongue darting out to wet his lips. You follow the motion, your eyes blinking back up to meet his gaze. The two of you pull together like magnets until your noses brush. You think the anticipation might kill you.

“Can I..” his voice is impossibly quiet and he doesn’t finish his question, but you understand. You nod once, heart pounding against your ribs. His lips meet yours and you nearly sigh against him, your hand coming to hold the front of his shirt.

Your head feels like it’s spinning from the feel of his lips pressed to yours. A tender push against yours, confident and sure that you welcome with ease. It’s hard not to let your lips curl up at the corners, a smile rounding your cheeks.

It feels like your stomach does a nosedive when you feel his smile grow against your own. Something so inherently warm and affectionate about not wanting to pull back even when it’s getting harder and harder to keep your lip pressed together.

You don’t know who relents first, maybe it was a mutual thing, but your faces are beaming. Radiant and shining, rivaling the morning sun when it peeks over the horizon. Jake’s dimple pops at the corner of his mouth and your thumb almost instinctively brushes over it.

Jake Seresin didn’t get nervous, but he’d welcome the anticipatory feeling everytime if it meant he was met with a kiss from you.

#jake seresin #jake hangman seresin #hangman #jake seresin x reader #jake hangman seresin x reader #hangman x reader #jake seresin fluff #jake hangman seresin fluff #hangman fluff #jake seresin imagine #hangman imagine #jake seresin blurb #hangman blurb #📝: a writes!

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unloneliest · 7 months

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im so fucking good at making sexy little leverage aus and then never writing them. this is my ma spencer au, which has been lifted directly from my twitter with minimal editing, & which i am haunted by always.

ok so the au. this is going to be very long. every time i listen to spent gladiator 2 by tmg i think abt the leverage team/eliot specifically.

lyrics for context:

so i was thinking abt an au where eliot was never on the team, bc like. eliot fully got Out of the game, but interacts w them on an early case and ends up falling in with them anyways? BUT i also think a lot about how hard it'd be for any of them to retire bc there's people who hate them who know their faces, yknow? so how WOULD eliot be able to have retired &what has to change for eliot to be that comfortable getting out?

so i figure he maybe got out of the moreau situation earlier. maybe he broke up with the horse girl but they stayed on good terms, and maybe he never did the worst things he ever did for moreau because he had his Getting Out Of There chef connection moment sooner.

but that doesn't undo how recognizable eliot would be to various parties and i was like. well then. what if the chef who was that pivotal person for eliot was a trans woman and was as pivotal with eliot being gendery as she was with eliot retiring?

so like. early 2000s nonbinary/transfeminine he/she eliot spencer finding a few small towns to live in pretty at random but having a home in each one and cycling through them with no discernable pattern?? and being a loved part of the local queer community in all of them?

it's similar to my "eliot never left home and is luke gilmore girls but also co-created a queer bar in his town" au (aside: thank you @lycanqueer for pointing out that connection ages ago, i have been unwell about it ever since).

like . eliot!!!!! eliot probably first connecting with the team bc of the two horse job and slowly begrudgingly helping, joining in on the tap out job, etc.

eliot being like a parent figure to various queer kids in the different towns and they call him "ma spencer" and she wears his practical boots with flannels still but maybe they're with a more feminine tank top and maybe you're as likely to see ma spencer in a no nonsense knee length skirt as a sturdy pair of jeans. and maybe sometimes he braids her hair . and she's mr. spencer too and well respected by the folks of whatever town he's staying in, too stubborn and helpful and intimidating not to be!

eliot being openly down for a casual relationship both with parker and hardison from when she first gets to know them onward—and him keeping his past quiet still, but it getting harder to keep the parts of her life seperate as he finds herself getting closer with the team & with more serious feelings for parker and hardison.

maybe the team's hitter is Tara? i feel like she's capable of that? but she has to be the grifter when sophie goes on her break and eliot joins in "Just Once" but it ends up being more than that.

eliot would have a lot of complicated feelings abt joining in—like, both being happy with the peace she found & not wanting to risk that but still feeling like he needs to pay penance and that this is a way to do that.

and then season 3 hits completely different. i think this eliot would talk about his past once she found out they were targeting moreau, but i think team dynamics would overall be super different in general. the team would be way less of a unit with nate than when you see things from his perspective—espeicially without eliot always there to insulate the team from the worst of him.

anyways im gonna be thinking about this for the next 800 years. will i ever write this fic? probably no. but ma spencer is so real to me

#leverage #eliot spencer #eliot #leverage ot3 #jam posts #leverage posting #shoutout to skip and rowan for probably having seen this on twitter #writing this up i realized my eliot's queer bar au only lives there also #ma spencer au #ma spencer

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myoddessy · 1 year

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bbgggg 😩😩😩 i got asked to do a fic for simon about him and reader babysitting olive ages ago and i really want to write it! but the inspo is slippin!!! 🍪 think you could do a lil HC for me i could base it on? help get it back in the works?! be my inspo?! 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 i cannot think of a thinggggg without repeating myself xx

if not, literally do not worry!! i just thought you’d be perfect for coming up w/ cute lil scenarios !! 🫶🏼😙

omg of course!! I am a Simon lover until I die. hope u like it babe 💞💞💞

the first thing that came to my mind was the intense baby fever you'd be getting because our boy is so lanky and baby olive just looks so small curled up in his arms and ugh!!! him!!

I feel like it would take him a bit of time to properly warm up to the whole role of caretaker while babysitting—not because he's afraid, okay maybe he's a bit afraid, but mostly because of how ecstatic you were when faith asked you both to mind olive, he didn't want to get in the way of your plans

once he does warm up to her, and once she warms up to him because I can def imagine her clinging onto you and not really wanting to be passed to Simon (he'd start to get a bit jealous bcs he suddenly really wants to hold her), they would be inseparable! he'd be so good with her, I just know it

as much as he loves you and olive, he doesn't love either of you enough to take on the job of changing her nappy, that's for you and you only I'm afraid 💔

okay but imagine if you're babysitting the day after he had to pull an all-nighter for some video and he ends up falling asleep on the couch with olive asleep on his chest!! the way you'd nearly start crying on the spot. Instagram and every group chat known to man saw the pictures you took in that moment at least a thousand times

this isn't really centered around Simon but I can see faith having planned you both to babysit pretty early in olive's life so that you'd get baby fever too and you'd end up having a kid too 😭 so I just know she'd be doing a little celebration whenever you take her an update, clinging onto ethan's arm and shaking him "She's becoming one of us!!!!!"

if you're a youtuber/content creator, you'd definitely make a video about the experience and while you'd want to make the thumbnail and title sweet, Simon would peer pressure you into over the top clickbait.

WE MINDED BABY BEHZ, GONE WRONG!! *insert thumbnail of a baby doll being flung off a roof*

comments on the video call you a milf and Simon likes them and you trend on twitter for a little bit while people speculate on if you're actually pregnant

I feel like Simon would've gone in with the intent of working you down from your baby fever but the second you sat in the car on the way home he's like "wouldn't it be so funny if we had a kid?" 👀 sideyeing you the whole time for your reaction

both of your lockscreens are now pictures of the two of you and olive

overall, 10/10 babysitters and faith will be conta ting you anytime she needs someone to mind the baby

#eden's 2k tea party 💞#miniminter #miniminter x reader #miniminter x y/n #miniminter x you #sidemen imagine #the sidemen #the sidemen x reader #sidemen x reader #sidemen #wroetoshaw #w2s #behzinga #ksi #tobjizzle #zerkaa

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fizzy-tizzy · 25 days

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Headcanons for all the survivors gender/sexuality

Wilson- Just Kinda decided he was gonna be a boy when he was like 8 and his dad was so desperate for an heir that didn’t want him dead to rights he just kinda let it happen. would fuck anyone but at the same time is not interested at all

Willow- Butch-ish but more in a tomboy kinda way. genuinely likes wearing skirts and more feminine clothing but doesn’t really think she deserves to? if that makes sense? (She doesn’t really feel like a genuine legit girl) hardcore lesbian.

Wolfgang- Very traditionally masculine but in the “My job is to protect and take care of everyone” and not the “im a man so I can do whatever I want” type way. Gay but could totally be in a lavender relationship/marriage and have no problems w/ it

WX-78- Born a cis female, figured out early on that wasn’t right but couldn’t change it until they were an adult. Transed their gender but then figured out being a male wasn’t right either. eventually found someone who felt similarly and abandoned their flesh for the machine. solidly aroace. they’re triple a (agender, asexual, aromantic) just like batteries

Wickerbottom- cis female and “traditionally” feminine, has never felt the need to explore or question it. Used to be married to a man who was secretly gay and looking for someone similarly emotionally unavailable. He has since passed but left wicker a small fortune so. alls well that ends well ig

Wes- kind of a stereotypical femme twink. The kinda gay whos loud and proud and will hit you with a brick if you have a problem with that. feels obligated to help the others try and figure themselves out- esp the ones who are more in denial abt it

Maxwell- I think the idea that max is trans and Jack is cis and they turned out looking the exact same is hilarious. Technically the only ppl who knows he’s trans are jack and charlie- their parents just think he’s a masculine woman and everyone else knows him as a man. Bi and so so weak for bears and gently bossy women.

Wendy- Non-binary but still in the process of realizing it. Does not give a single shit abt romance but would totally be qpp with Webber once they know what that means.

Woodie- Probably Not Cis but has too much religious trauma to even dare questioning himself. He’s like JUST accepted the fact that he’s gay (still thinks hes going straight to hell but we’re working on that) so ynknow baby steps. baby steps. Deffo has a shit ton of body dysphoria due to the wereforms tho

Webber- Since spiders work a lil different in the constant (probably more like bees) there are like three genders Webber could potentially see themselves as. Drone, warrior, and queen. During his childhood he thinks of himself mostly as a drone but as he gets older and his sway over the spiders increases they’ll shift into seeing themselves as more of a queen. But other that he’s pretty much whatever non-spider gender is most convenient. Definitely bi.

Wigfrid- her gender is… strange. What she outwardly presents is her character’s way of presenting herself so ig I see her as kinda fluid? Idk valiant-valkyrie if ur reading this you can probably do a better job of explaining it. you are the defacto wigfrid authority. Definitely lesbian but once again will do whatever the role requires

Winona- Solidly butch lesbian. Definitely a caretaker and a protector but in the butch kinda way and not the femme kinda way. if that makes sense.

Wurt- Butch but hasn’t really realized it yet. does not think human genders apply to her bcs she’s a merm and will 100% be king when she grows up. baby lesbiab. her and wilba’s eventual union shall bring peace to the pig/merm kingdoms once and for all

Wortox- human genders do not apply to him. They are whatever is most convenient at the time. Fluid like loki and bugs bunny.

Walter- if xenogenders existed back then he would totally be like pupgender/buggender. Non-binary but has no problem being called a boy/man. Would be fine with any prns but people have only ever used he/him for him. Probably going to be a monsterf*cker when he grows up.

Wormwood- He is plant. Plants have sexes but no genders and wormwood is intersex anyway but they kinda just chose the first option presented to him once he found the others. Loves all but has absolutely no interest or idea about non-plant reproductive activities.

Walani- Yknow that “as a girl who’s a gross dude men who are fancy ladies are my best friends”? Yeah that’s her and Warly. she’s the emotional support golden retriever to warly’s high-strung cheetah. Lesbian but like. endearingly loser lesbian who’s only ever smooth when she’s not trying to be.

Warly- as mentioned before he is very much a guy who is a fancy lady. Would probably do drag if he had the chance and would 100% be the baddest bitch who makes all the men question their sexuality. Gay and european.

Wanda- doesn’t have time for all that gender questioning bullshit she just wants to kiss women.

Wheeler- Solid futch, leans more feminine or masculine depending on the situation. Woman-leaning bisexual, has probably fucked someone wife and inadvertently caused a divorce.

Woodlegs- pretty solidly cis male but 100% an embarrassing old gay grandpa. Doesn’t know much abt the terminology but is incredibly supportive and was definitely a homewrecker back in the day. Probably got out of at least one arrest by seducing the naval officer meant to bring him in

Wilba- high femme and definitely a baby lesbian. I do really like the idea of her being trans just because why not so why not. She and wurt are fat femme x fat butch once they grow up

Wagstaff- born as a girl but realized he hated it and made attempts to transition early on. Eventually ran away to America to fully transition. Non-binary too but hasn’t realized it yet and just thinks that everyone feels weird when someone calls them mr or sir. men-liker and old man yaoi certified

Wilbur- yes I’m doing the monkey. Gender is a strange concept to him, so he just kinda calls himself male bcs apparently he is? He doesn’t really understand it but it seems to be pretty important in human society so he’ll do it if it means he gets respected as an actual person and not just some sideshow.

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lakesbian · 6 months

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“I just don’t get why you want me,” I said, “I control bugs. That’s not going to stop Alexandria, Glory Girl or Aegis.”

I know I said I wasn't going to go for the low-hanging fruit when it comes to knowing turns to the camera. But this is really juicy low hanging fruit.

“Honey,” Lisa said, “Entire teams of capes have gone up against Lung and got their asses handed to them. That you managed as well as you did is fantastic. The fact that the asshole is lying in a hospital bed because of you is the icing on the cake.”

first time she calls her Honey is fucking. 2.6. in response to taylor's insecurity. [staring off into the distance] the thing about pity is that it's condescending by default

god. 2.6 is really good i forgot how much i loved seeing these little guys interacting w each toher. i think the point of lisa's longwinded explanation of how badly taylor fucked lung up probably is supposed to serve the two purposes of 1. talking her up to herself and 2. while doing so, hammering in how violent she was and setting those first seeds of doubt about her inability to continue hacking it as a hero. if that Was what lisa was trying to do, she did so very successfully, bc taylor does think:

I closed my eyes. I could see my reputation going down the tubes.

“You’d better hope he doesn’t escape,” Alec said, his voice still quiet but bemused, “Because if someone made my man bits fall off, I’d be out for blood.” Brian pinched the bridge of his nose, “Thank you for that, Alec. Way you two are going, our potential recruit is going to run off to have a panic attack before the idea of becoming an Undersider even crosses her mind.” “How do you know this?” I asked, within a heartbeat of the thought crossing my mind. When Brian turned my way with an expression like he thought he had said something to offend me, I clarified, “Tattletale, or Lisa, or whatever I’m supposed to call you. How do you know this stuff about Lung… or about the fact that I was at the Library, or that the cape was on his way, last night?”

leans over whispers to the crowd. alec isn't necessarily specifically attached to having a dick vs having a pussy but he would say this nonetheless. i love brian here i love how he is literally A Teenage Criminal but he still can't refrain from treating this like an actual job interview and becoming so exasperated when anyone is candid about the level of danger involved in being A Teenage Criminal. or even when they you know. act like a teenager. immediately worried he had done something to offend taylor! breaking out the brianisms when feels the need to help the team succeed (because the team succeeding = him being able to care for aisha). i like him. worlds first 40yo 17yo.

#wormtime 2 #wormtime 2 arc 2 #worm spoilers

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fightertown-usa · 2 years

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as it was. ( bradley bradshaw "rooster" x reader )

( gif not mine )

bradley “rooster” bradshaw x fem!reader

synopsis: in which things just aren’t the same, and it takes a life threatening accident to make rooster come to his senses and true feelings

word count: 1.7k

warnings: angst/fluff

note: inspired by harry bc i feel like this would slay; also i wanna make this two parts so slay? also; reader’s call sign is dasher. bc like on dasher on dancer; like christmas esque but also like the song do the dash can u make it go fast lol idk! Enjoy; also my hangman reader is gonna be mentioned, bc i like connecting my worlds lol. I think this is gonna be in three parts, so strap in!

part two part three

also i didnt check this for errors so bare w me pls

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gravity’s holdin me back.

the thrill never gets old. the butterflies that clump around in your stomach, aching to be set free as you shoot off into the sky. but then again, the butterflies only started showing up around the same time that he started flying with you, which was coincidentally when you started flying. it seems taking a few years off to go to law school before heading to top gun to train did you some good, as you had the honor of meeting bradley bradshaw, callsign: rooster.

in this world

it’s just us.

the sky was your oyster, or f-18. becoming close with rooster was truly an experience. while upon arrival at top gun you hadn’t planned on making many friends and wanted to focus mainly on your training, you had the timely offer from rooster one day to go down to the beach with him and some other trainees to play some volleyball. she could vividly recall him taking off his sunglasses and giving her a pouty look, practically begging her to come and play some volleyball. it didn’t help that he looked delicious in his white muscle tank and floral, unbuttoned t shirt. his tussled hair and sunkissed skin only made you want to refuse, as you told yourself you shouldn’t be searching for a love interest for your lonely sad life. so, you compromised. “cmon dasher, what else are you gonna do on your off day? sit around and map out flight plans?” he said, a sly grin on his face as he leaned into your door frame. you narrowed your eyes, and his smile said, before you said, “prepared to get your ass handed to you rooster,” before closing the door on him and changing into your beach fit before rejoining him.

in this world

it’s just us.

the two of you sat on the beach, having just graduated from top gun. the crashing waves against the sand did nothing to help relax your heartbeat as rooster draped an arm around your shoulders, bringing you into his side. you relaxed into his touch, used to his casual affection he sometimes graced you wish. it was mostly friendly, or so you thought, he’d casually bump your shoulder whenever he walked past you, or whenever your shared friends departed from the hard deck after a few drinks, he would drape his arm around your shoulders as he walked you to your car. and on rare occasion, you don’t remember if you imagined it or not, due to the fact you were absolutely hammered and spewing out bullshit here and there, you could’ve sworn he’d kissed your cheek when he dropped you off at your quarters. but then again, you were also plastered, so you could’ve just imagined it. not the first time you’d imagined him kissing you anyways. but something about when he draped his arm around your shoulders and ever so lightly pulled you into him felt different. something was in between you, begging to be let out. “where you heading next,” rooster spoke softly, catching you by surprise. “higher-ups said the cia needed support out in the middle east, said they needed a top fighter for a few years, i told ‘em i’d consider it,” you spoke. the job offer had just been dropped on you at the end of your graduation, as you had graduated almost at the top of your class, and your commander had insisted that you take it. what surprised you the most was that instead of feeling jittery at the thought of already receiving a mission, you felt oddly sad about leaving behind the little scene you had created for yourself, and leaving behind him.

“you should take it, you’re one of the best of our class, you’d be stupid to refuse,” bradley spoke. you didn’t need to look at him to see that his brow had creased ever so slightly, something weighing in on him. “and you rooster? where in the world are you off to?” you asked, and rooster chuckled lightly. “wherever the navy’ll take me dash,” he spoke, the nickname he’d given you rolling off his tongue smoothly. he was the only one who called you that, and it seemed to be an unspoken rule that only he was able to call you that.

“when do you leave?”

“7am sharp if i want the job”

“you better take it”

“what if i don’t want to?”

“what could possibly be holding you back”

you. you are holding me back. a part of you wished he would ask you to stay, to stay with him, to fly with him, and to never leave. you begged him in your mind, screaming at him to ask you to stay. instead, without waiting for you to answer he squeezed your shoulder, before planting a kiss to your temple. “g’bye dash,” he whispered, before getting up, and walking away from you. “rooster, wait!” you exclaimed, as you scrambled to get up, the sand slightly being an impediment, as you went to catch up with him. he acted as though he didn’t hear you, and dared not to turn around, not wanting to show you the tears that were slowly filling his eyes. he didn’t deserve to need you when he knew that more important causes needed you more than he did. he couldn’t give you what you couldn’t already give yourself. you were always the better flyer anyways, and he’d only hold you back from doing incredible things. “bradley,” you cried out, exasperated as he continued to walk away from you. only when he heard his name did he stop in his tracks. as you finally caught him. “is that it? just goodbye, that’s it?” you said loudly, sadness looming in your voice as you asked him, tears threatening to cloud your vision as you tried to acknowledge the wedge between you. “it’s been fun flying with you dasher, but that’s all it’s been. just flying,” bradley spoke, breaking his heart as he heard you sniffle, as your heart was stabbed with his words. his lies followed him as he took his next steps, and they continued to follow him as he drove back to his quarters, and they followed him through the night, and through the next few pages of his life.

you know it’s not the same,

as it was.

“look what the cat dragged in, aren’t you supposed to be off helping santa at the north pole, dasher,” hangman shot out, as you walked up to the pool table in the Hard Deck, and u rolled your eyes, ignoring his comment as you settled yourself beside phoenix, who pulled you into a side hug, which caused you to smile. “what’ve you been up to dasher,” she spoke, as the attention of the group turned to you. “got back from the middle-east, helped out the cia for a few years, took down a few relics,” you stated, taking a sip of the beer in your hand. “still single dasher? or did you finally find another reindeer to cozy up with,” hangman spoke again, and you sighed, “no, and don’t even dare asking, you’ll only ever receive a no from me, go bother winter or something,” you spoke, and hangman was quick to shut up at the mention of winter. winter was an old friend of yours, who you’d attended naval academy with. she was one hell of a stealth pilot, and was always spewing out, “winter is coming,” whenever she took to the air. but her stories’ for another time. the group laughed, as everyone shook their heads at your antics with hangman. “oh, dasher, this is bob, my new rio, bob,” phoenix spoke, introducing you to the blonde aviator who sat on a stool close to the group. “hi,” bob said timidly, offering you a shy smile, as you returned the smile. “what’s your callsign?” you asked, and bob shrugged his shoulders before replying, “bob.” you chuckled, before reaching your hand out, as he shook it firmly. “nice to meet you, bob,” you said kindly, before falling in line next to him, getting to know phoenix’s new iro as the rest of the group continued their heated game of pool.

go home, get ahead, high speed internet

i don’t wanna talk about the way that it was.

the slow but inviting evening was soon interrupted, as you heard phoenix call out to a new aviator who had entered the bar. as soon as you heard the callsign leave her lips, you groaned. “hangman, you got room for another,” you spoke, as he brought you a beer from some sucker who was dumb enough to put his phone on the bar. “always got room for you, dash,” he said slyly, to which you rolled your eyes to, as you sauntered on over to the pool table, as hangman handed you a pool stick. he walked over to the jukebox, as you broke, and he put on some song as you waited for his return. just as soon as he got over, the aviator who had finally stopped chatting with phoenix was soon spotted by hangman, but you simply pretended as though he wasn’t there. but you could feel his eyes on you already, waiting for you to acknowledge that he was there. instead, you chose not to, as you gave fanboy hangman’s stick, motioning for him to continue the game, as hangman and rooster shot insults at each other. you only looked up as rooster finally walked away from hangman, to which you shook your head, muttering to yourself as you shot a ball into a pocket.

it wasn’t long until half your group abandoned you, as you were left, stuck with hangman, who looked visibly annoyed as the jukebox music stopped and the piano roared to life. “typical bradshaw,” was all you said, as hangman shot you a pointed look. “like he’ll even have a chance of being team leader, you’re the only real competition i have around here dasher,” hangman spoke arrogantly, and you shrugged your shoulder. “like phoenix said, i’m more interested to find out who they’re gonna get to train us,” you spoke, and hangman spoke in agreement as the two of you continued your pool game as a familiar song was soon being screamed by the people around you. “goodness gracious, big balls of fire,” you muttered under your breath as you sunk your ball for the win, much to hangman’s dismay. “okay dash, what are you gonna force me to do,” hangman said defeatedly, to which you smirked.

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this kinda just became whatever i wanted it to lol, part 2 is out now btw link is at the top!

#rooster x reader #rooster #bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x reader #hangman x reader #bob x reader #jake seresin x readee #topgun #topgunmaverick #topgun x reader #top gun x reader #maverick x reader

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sinnamonpork · 1 year

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i've seen so many shouto and touya running away fics and gosh damn it really warms my heart. just them both making do on the streets, because a cold and tiny home is better than the previous life they had. they compromise and compromise and compromise even more bc both of them are essentially rich kids that are just... not used to this. touya is here turning his back from the more villainous jobs bc his baby brother is back home and he can't have anything putting them both in danger. shouto actually learning life skills because if his brother's not gonna let him work, he'd do everything he can to atleast help his obviously overworked sibling.

more thoughts of them adding toga, small and feral toga who got kicked out into the street, to the house they're calling home and suddenly their quiet nights are filled with excited chatters and curious questions. himiko toga who tried to shape shift one time and steal food for them bc the household doesn't really have a steady income and getting reprimanded of it instead of praised. she expects for them to kick her out but instead got a careful lecture from touya why she can't do that bc she. is. a. child. and she shouldn't need to worry about those things. the lecture was hard and confusing, but atleast the warmth of shouto's hug at her side keeps her grounded, knowing they won't let her go.

a few years later comes shinsou hitoshi, who touya found almost getting beat up behind an alley. even though he wasn't with them permanently, the home that they built provided a safe space for the kid whenever things got too much in the shelter. touya wants the kid to be with them full time but can't make the kffer knowing that 1. he can't take care of another kid full time and 2. the house just isn't big enough. shinsou still appreciates the care the small family has shown him and he wouldn't trade the soft pokes of himiko's weapon of the day(a spatula), the quiet discussions he has with shouto about their dreams of becoming a hero(to save ppl around them like how their nii-san showed them) or the food that touya makes once in a blue moon whenever he got the time between jobs.

(ok wow this is getting long)

anyways it all culminates when they all go to highschool and class 1-a is just confused because why their ice prince and introvert shouto clearly close with the trigger happy girl from support class and the aizawa knockoff from gen-ed. ppl not knowing they grew up together so all the sibling stuff doesn't get noticed right away. it becomes increasingly obvious though when the dorm system got enacted and shouto always has someone he's on a call with every night, without fail. the class can hear himiko's latest crush from his phone(to the absolute embarrassment of ochako when she realized her name keeps popping up) as another voice keeps teasing him about his failed provisional license. at the start of their 2nd year, the class finally meets one of the infamous siblings when the door to the classroom opened to a stranger and immediately put shouto in a headlock. just them w/ sibling dynamics plsss.

with all the kids busy w/ highschool, touya has found that he has more and more time to himself. this leads into him picking up more jobs and meeting a certain no. 2 hero in all of them. a kfc cashier? the bird is there to order three whole buckets every night. a hot topic salesman? the no. 2 hero suddenly needs eyeliner even when he already has natural ones from his quirk(unfair). the barista in a cat cafe? the press suddenly has pictures of hawks playing with cats even though he's famous for his allergies with them. just them meeting again and again and eventually trying things out. the first time they slept together, keigo wakes up to touya on a phone call with a clearly female voice, exasperation and fondness leaking out of him as he explains step by step how to cook an omelette into the phone. they get the talk that if they want to continue their relationship, he should know that he has three little leeches that he'd protect w/ his life. out of all the reactions touya expected to come out of him saying he's practically almost a single father of three, the blush and keigo practically stopping himself from hugging the life out of the man wasn't it. bc touya is basically the cold and edgy pretty boy with the adorable soft spot and heart of gold to anyone who he cares about and keigo is practically vibrating in happiness, and how did he managed to score this man??

their family of five (six? dunno if quirks are considered ppl) gets added once more, from a completely unexpected turn of events, when tokoyami fumikage starts interning with hawks and being immediately unofficially adopted. just him being so confused why two of his classmates are inside his mentor's apartment and watching a horror movie. he immediately latches into touya when the man came back from getting groceries with himiko, his fashion and hot topic vibe immediately earning him respect from fumi. the birb is just so confused when instead of doing intern things, he gets invited into the sofa and got fed more sweets and junk food than a whole year combined. he woke up to himiko sprawled on top of him on the couch as one of keigo's wings cover the 4 kids and the other shielding himself and touya from view.

(i want to add more but this is getting too long. might make a fic out of this? im still not sure)

#todoroki shouto #todoroki touya #himiko toga #shinsou hitoshi #tokoyami fumigake #pro hero hawks #takami keigo #fic prompt #drabbles #mha #bnha #toga x uraraka #touya x keigo #dabihawks #dabi x hawks #this is me and my pls let them be happy post bc canon is a thing i refuse to believe in #and bc i love big brother touya

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starr-finn · 1 year

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Hi okay so for ur first tf2 req, I will go with something that isn't too specific lol

- So this can be for all, but you don't have to include Pyro and Heavy if you don't wanna do all

- So the prompt is, Medic has either become sick and can't participate in the fight, or he got an assistant medic (in the case for writing for Medic)

- And Reader is the replacement/assistant medic!

- She's kinda like a medic gf but in a /pos way

- So she's got the med gf outfit (blighted beak, das fantzipantzen, long pleated skirt) with a quick-fix (so she can follow rocket-jumpers and sticky-jumpers)

- She's also very nice and always compliments/thanks her team ('That was an amazing kill/shot' + 'Wow that was impressive' + 'Thanks so much for the dispenser/sandvich') bc yippee kindness

- You know the perennial petals effect? That's her-core (also yes, if needed can reader be fem)

- Here's some her-core photos

AWWWW YEAHHHH FIRST TF2 REQUEST!!! LESSGO!

I will 100% write this for you! This is such a cute request, as per usual! hope you like this one bestie! I won't add pyro because I really don't know how to write pyro lol, also to everyone reading, I'm trying to color code things now! helps me keep focused

TF2 Mercs with a medic GF!

Author's note: all of the Mercs without Pyro because I just can't write him so yay! Hope Y'all like this! I tried to make it super cute, also, just to point this out here too, Fem!Reader, and mentions of food in Heavy's part (Sandvich ofc) PRobably mistranslated russian, and german, the french is pretty damn obvious

Scout

Buddy boy here thinks you're super cool, and he loves having a medic GF!

You're always there when he gets hurt, and he loves it

he loves your constant compliments

"Wow Scout! Nice shot!"

He chuckles softly and smiles "Thanks cutie!"

Scout loves how gentle you are when you patch him up, he thinks its adorable

any time you mention anything about being proud of him for some crazy ass shot he pulled off he almost cries

Full on adores you

Calls you stuff like Cutie and Baby doll

Soldier

Bro gets into so much trouble it's not even funny tbh, dude stresses you out so much

He comes to you for everything because he enjoys how soft you are with him

He loves getting compliments from you, he just loves it

"Wow! great shot!" You smile, nodding softly at him

"Thank you Dearest" he salutes at you and then runs off to kill more people

Soldier will always drop everything to keep you safe (Defend your medics kids)

He gets hurt far to much for your liking but you honestly can't blame him in your job (and brain damage)

he is far too protective over you

Calls you Dearest and love

Demoman

Bro gets hurt sometimes, just because of his explosives, and you're always right there with him

He rambles about how much he loves you and how much he loves how gentle you are when he's drunk

He always basically drops dead when you compliment him

You smile over at him "Nice shot, dear!"

Demo looks down, lightly kicking at the dirt "Aww...thanks love..."

Demo will physically fight anyone that even dares to try anything with you

He loves how you're always there when he's far to drunk to move

Calls you stuff like Love and Darling

Sniper

Sniper doesn't get as hurt as often, he still gets injuries though

He'll keep you in his line of sight all the time and kill anyone that tries attacking you, super protective boy

as an introvert, homie almost loses it everytime you say something nice to him

Like pulls his hat down over his face flustered

"Woah!!! You're really good at that Snipes!" you smile softly and look up at him

Sniper blushes and covers his face with his hat "W-Well thank you"

now, dude will actually go to the ends of the earth to keep you safe

Healing his ass is super easy cuz this hoe stays still the whole time

Rambles about you to anyone who listens

Calls you stuff like "Roo" and "Little Koala"

Engineer (I absolutely adore this fucker)

Engie here is super easy to heal, still as a fucking stone

He likes to keep you safe, he absolutely loves you too much to let you get hurt yourself

He smiles softly and gets all blushy everytime you thank him or say something nice

"Thanks for the dispenser, love!"

He smiles and gently rubs the back of his neck "Awee thanks honey bee!"

Engie will hold your hand every time he's healing you

Helps you patch up some people

Brags that he managed to pull 'The sweetest damn woman alive"

Calls you 'Honey bee' and 'Sugar'

Medic

He's a doctor himself, so you both patch each other up!

actually tortured a guy for shooting at you

He always gets so damn cocky when you get all sweet with him

"Thanks for the heal Doc!" You smile and nod at him before running off

Medic chuckles softly and yells after you "You're welcome Engel!"

He likes when you help him with checkups!

He likes having you as a nurse around the infirmary

He doesn't really brag about you, unless he's like, SUPER drunk

Calls you 'Engel' and 'Schatz'

Heavy

Ok so Heavy gets hurt more than soldier does, he is heavy weapons guy after all

Like all the other mercs, he's super protective

Takes all the thanks, and praise so gracefully

"Thanks for the sandvich dear!" You smile happily chomping down on the sandvich

Heavy gently ruffles your hair before walking off "You're welcome Ангел'

stands in front of you in fights

Definitely towers over you btw

likes when you heal him up after a fight

Calls you stuff like 'Ангел' and 'Родна́я'

Spy

This old ass man is a tryhard with not getting hurt, it still happens

Protective, again

another cocky one with praise and thanks

"Wow! Impressive kill Dearest!" You smile softly looking over at him

He chuckles softly and nods "Thank you, Mon amour"

Shows you off constantly

Brags more than scout does

you're really one of the only people he lets touch him

Calls you 'Mon amour' and that alone

#tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 demo x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 spy x reader #answered requests

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owen-not-carvour · 2 years

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i think one of my favorite things about ride the cyclone is ocean and noel’s dynamic.

like obviously they hate each other and it’s hilarious because of that alone.

but also! they really are COMPLETE opposites. from everything from their …idk what to call it.. Worldviews?? to the way they view themselves to their fuckin nail polish!! and i love that.

like in fall fair suite when ocean is yelling abt them dying and suing the fair and noel responds with what’s the point bc they’re dead.. same thing w the “carpe diem”/“c’est la vie” thing later on. and again,, just throughout the entire show. they have such VASTLY different outlooks on life and death and it’s truly fascinating to watch them interact.

also. everything noel says ocean has to say something on top of it. like when he’s talking to mischa abt talia and the whole LOVE CONQUERS ALL thing. like noel is the first to tell mischa not to find out what could’ve happened,, but then ocean jumps in and tries to clarify (rather needlessly ofc) and i find it so interesting that She’s the one who actually says the words “love conquers all” first. but then noel repeats it and That’s what mischa latches onto. (that’s another dynamic i could go on abt forever. nischa my beloved). like that’s just ocean trying to make herself look better but in the end it still just ends up benefitting noel.

also when noel’s doing his introduction and karnak stabs at his job and noel says the IDONTWANTTOSINGABT T H A T and NOT EVEN 2 SECONDS LATER ocean is literally Jumping at the idea of going again. like. bitch Calm Down..

another thing,, thinking abt how ocean doesn’t really say Anything about noel in what the world needs,,, and honestly that says more abt her thoughts on him than if she did yknow. she gives him 2 lines “sandwich artist” and “he’s never gonna breed”. i’ve already talked abt the sandwich artist one and how that’s just a low blow bc a) he worked at taco bell,, not an actual sandwich in sight b) he hated that job anyway.. but as for he’s never gonna breed. just the fact that That’s what ocean bases how Good it would be if noel were brought back to life says so much abt her.

bottom line: everything she does is So goddamn performative.

like legit directly after that when she’s saying all her I Love Yous to try and backpedal,, she literally just tells noel that she thinks he’s miserable (and not in the way he wants to be) and that he’s nothing like the stereotypes. (which i mean. at least there’s that ig but again,, not in a good way).

legit like. the only reason she doesn’t talk abt noel in wtwn more is bc she doesn’t wanna be Too Homophobic (girlie doesn’t wanna get canceled lol) so she just. doesn’t say anything.. and just. it shows you the type of person she really is.

as for noel,, i think it’s really interesting to see how he is genuinely a much nicer person than ocean. like they’re both so bitchy. but ocean has this fake Nice exterior while noel Is bitchy on the outside and That’s his fake side. again,, they’re perfect opposites!!

like look at how the First thing noel does after what the world needs is stick up for constance. or what i already said abt mischa/talia/love conquers all. even when he helps pin the cape on jane for her birthday. dude is just so fucking sweet i love him so much :)

ocean is nice on the outside but on the inside she’s a mean bitch,, and noel is a bitch on the outside but actually a really nice guy on the Inside :)

and ofc the Reasons for their different exteriors is a Lot too. ocean wanted to be likable and be the Best while deeply and genuinely believing she’s above everyone else while noel probably Had to cultivate that exterior because of how he was treated. dude was gay in a catholic school in the middle of nowhere. that’s like a recipe for disaster so no Wonder he’s the way that he is yknow. it’s part of his attempt at “blending in”-which is the saddest fuckin thing ive ever heard. mischa’s right. noel is tragic :/

#this is the reason the two of them are my favorite characters #i love them both so much #all of this is very obvious i just love it sm #enjoy my ramblings :)#ride the cyclone #ocean o'connell rosenberg #noel gruber

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