#and they are completely kicking my ass

[taylachan]

I'm playing a game that has rng mechanics exclusively and I'm becoming evil because of it.

I literally roll dice and spin wheels. I'm losing my mind.

Growling at my screen like it would change the number.

#hand of fate #i've banged my head into some absurd challenges #i'm missing 4 challenges #and they are completely kicking my ass

[lyraofthestarsss]

The solution is they should all kiss

#i love how this meme is completely fucking incomprehensible #i was gonna draw it but artists block is kicking my ass at the moment #the font change kills me I love it #my post #mcyt #life series #trafficblr #traffic life smp #3rd life #double life #trafficshipping #flower husbands #team rancher #flower ranchers #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #scott smajor #smajor #tangotek #tango tek

[screams-of-the-damned884]

looks like we finally got context for this LMAO

#the glass scientists #tgs #also sorry for completely disappearing for like a month school is kicking my ass 💔

[retr0scum]

#So I was done drawing this and I checked tumblr to witness my ass getting kicked by a certain scientist #my plan was to draw more but I'm completely unfocused now and I cant draw again #art #transformers #g1 #Jazz #Soundwave #Blaster #Prowl #Rumble #Frenzy #the lil guy is Spike #soundsystems

[rissahs]

text received by pierre gasly after the aus gp qualifying today

#f1 #yuki tsunoda #daniel ricciardo #australian gp 2024 #as a yuki fan i have been LOVING him kick ass during qualifying at every race this season #but today he completely bodied ricciardo #alpha tauri / vcarb will inevitably let me down tomorrow but still. let my boy go goblin mode

[kingoftheladybugs]

Hello! @starshadyy l was your secret santa this year! I hope you enjoy this

#god this was supposed to be completely different but work kicked my ass this year #it is actively kicking my ass as this posts #but l had fun shading this #nnk secret santa #nnk1 #ni no kuni: wrath of the white witch #ni no kuni swaine #ni no kuni oliver #ni no kuni esther #ni no kuni #ni no kuni drippy #nnk wotww

[starablin]

Happy two year anniversary to Pokémon Legends Arceus! Thank you for bringing back my interest in the Pokémon franchise from the dead, you funky little video game. I hadn't played a Pokémon game since ORAS and I thought "eh, it'll probably be a mess like I heard about the other recent games" and WHOOPS, now it's up there as one of my favorite Pokémon games alongside Pokémon Snap and Pokémon Emerald. God do I hope we get more games that use PLA as a base to build off of.

Also thank you for the Train Guy Obsession very cool

#Pokémon Legends Arceus #pokemon pla #Warden Ingo #Submas #Subway Bosses #Pokemon cosplay #ingo cosplay #ingo pokemon #Original Content #I spent like 5-6 hours setting up these photos last year and COMPLETELY FORGOT TO POST MORE THAN 2 OF THEM BRUUUUH #I love you PLA I love you out-of-combat gameplay I love you alpha Pokémon kicking my ass PLEASE don't be a one-time thing like Let's Go PLS

[nymini]

Finally. The chaotic stupid representation we deserve.

#fire emblem #Few3h #Fe3h #I like shez a lot more than I think I would but I still want byleth to kick their ass so badly #Also love that in golden deer claude's all 'hey come join me in the alliance i' ll make it worth your while' #than he completely forgets about giving her a job for 2 years so she's like hey dipshit I need money #and he's all upsi my bad but goooood news we're about to be invaded by the empire I bet you'll like that bestie 😉 #*then #Anyway. The demo was good haha #*thought I would #Can't type today

[simcardiac-arrested]

ability to draw and its consequences

#Hi . not to make another group of iterators But i did . for funsies #going back to class and its consequences #somethhing bad already happening to me #the coloring for these guys was so difficult i thought it was so over. But we were so back. all of them kicked my ass #except maybe drc and fmn those two were kind of fine. everyone else kicked my ass majorly #i completely had to recolor bug and home a few times to be satisfied with their designs #sorry for saying their acronyms with zero explanation hold on #oc: watchful eye #oc: in case of emergency #oc: delicious rainbow’s colors #oc: betwixt umber gleaming #oc: homebound oddly magnanimous everlife #Long asf name but it is what it is #oc: forget me not #ok. that’s all #Hold on they just made me get up from the bed #ok it’s fjne i lied back down #umm #myart #rain world #iterator oc #Not sorry for party rocking and making ten billion iterators #you can ask things if you want. i dont know anytning but it’s okay we will find out things together

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[good-beanswrites]

I'm going to do a more serious/sweet one but while trying to write Es-Fuuta sibling dynamic this happened adsfdsf

Es squinted around the scene of the crime. Amane was sitting closest to ground zero: the plate that used to hold Es’ breakfast. Mikoto was at the stove cooking eggs. Fuuta was getting a drink over at the counter. Mahiru sat on the other side of Amane, enjoying some tea. She was the first to notice their expression.

“Is everything alright, Warden?” 

They drew themselves up, glad their uniform heels gave them a bit of extra height. “Do you know where my pastry went?” 

“Ah, I had one ready for everyone! I left one out for you near the toaster~”

“Yes, and I put it on the table. Now it’s gone.” They gestured to the empty plate. Mikoto glanced over. “I was looking forward to it.”

It was an understatement. Mahiru had baked them the night before, and Es had thought about the treat the entirety of the night, and all of the morning. Their stomach grumbled, as if agreeing.

Mahiru shook her head. “I’m sorry, I didn’t see anyone move it,” she said.

“Neither have I,” Amane said.

“I don’t know where it went,” Mikoto said. 

Fuuta shrugged.

Es squinted at him. He still stood with his back turned, fumbling with his drink. “Fuuta?”

There was no ‘I didn’t take your fucking pastry!’, no ‘what the hell are you blaming me for?’, no ‘how dare you?’ He just shrugged again, more exaggerated. 

Es moved around the table.  “Fuuta…”

He hurried to turn his body away from them. In doing so, he revealed himself to the others. Mahiru gasped. 

“You ate it!”

Finally he spoke, his voice desperate through the mouthful of food. “I didn’t know!” 

But Es was ready to take down the criminal.

“You ate it??” They grabbed him from behind, preventing his escape. 

“Hey,” came Fuuta’s muddled words, “get off!”

They weren’t really sure what their next move was – it wasn’t like he could give the pasty back. Still, they clung tight. Fuuta tried to shrug them off, but Es would show him they weren't some weak kid he could mess with.

“You think you can just go around stealing my breakfast with no consequences?” They yanked him back, throwing him off balance.

He did his best to stand his ground “I told you –”  he swallowed, erasing all evidence of the awful deed, “– I didn’t even know it was yours!”

“Ha! A convenient excuse!”

The two struggled back and forth. The others looked on with a mix of unease and amusement. They decided not to intervene. Fuuta managed to gain a moment of freedom, only for Es to use the momentum to take them both to the ground. 

They lay sprawled, still arguing about the bygone breakfast, when Jackalope hopped into the kitchen. He stared the two right in the eye.

“A-ah. Jackalope.” Es scrambled to their feet. They coughed. “My apologies. I was simply… delivering some justice.”

Fuuta stood as well, brushing himself off. “Some justice! This was as shoddy as your usual warden duties…”

They glared at one another. 

The rabbit just stared. 

Es bowed their head, their expression calming down. “My apologies. I may have gotten a bit carried away.” Jackalope started hopping away. Es moved to follow him, muttering, “Fuuta was the one who started it, though.”

“Like hell I did!”

“The pastry didn’t eat itself, now did it?”

“I didn’t just fucking fall to the ground myself, did I?”

“I’ve seen you do it before…”

“I swear, I’m gonna…!”

#milgram #es #fuuta kajiyama #just something short and silly because it wouldnt leave my brain alone #i didnt feel like writing out the exact word-sounds but fuuta's dialogue while chewing is completely intelligible btw #he sees a yummy pastry and he scoffs it down - what can ya do 🤷‍♀️ #rip es... -_- #the actual request mentioned non or post milgram and im trying for a sweet post-milgram-es-moves-in-with-the-kajiyamas thing #but while all serious dialogue kicks my ass have this in the meantime 👍 #drabbles

[busaikuknee]

#wrestle-1 #katsuhiko nakajima #daiki inaba #my gifs #seeing nakajima's matches with daiki prior to leaving noah then going to watch his w-1 stuff made for an interesting viewing experience #the movement from “i know you two have history but i don't know much more” #to “yeah i completely understand why daiki still wants to kick your ass”

[nonokoko13]

Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth

And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp

#bucchigiri?! #/jk #look her brocon thing is weird and uncomfortable but she can be funny as hell #can you blame her for liking Marito. Look at him #his design is so cool #and so it is his personality and caring relationship with Outa and how clingy abd touchy he is to people he likes (Ara-teen) #and the nicknames are cute too #and his voice too #move Arajin is my turn #Unpopular opinion: Arajin is also good. Ik he's an ass to Matakara and it's probably completely undeserved and uncalled for but #he has some of the funniest reactions in this show. He's pathetic like a wet kicked cat waiting outside my door to let him enter #he made awful decisions and all to get laid and tbh him letting the hormones do the reasoning it's the most teenager thing ever #Most of us had been annoying af and horrible at processing information and taking hints or making important decisions #He's relatable for all the wrong reasons and he's very real for that. If you dislike/hate him I get it though. Very understandable 👍 #god I wanna talk about why I think he's acting like that with his childhood friend so bad but these tags are already too much #anyway I advocate for Arateen rights and wrongs. Also for the Bucchigiri teddy bear collection #mahoro jin #arajin tomoshibi #marito jin #Mariteen #jin marito #jin mahoro #tomoshibi arajin #♡ — shut up noko #woah imagine it turns out to be true Arajin will be Arajin Jin. Wild stuff. Lmao even

[greenpitbullzombie]

Big brain moment as I read Network Effect past my bedtime and mentally replace "generic voice" for Murderbot with Benoit Blanc level of accents.

I might have started reading MB dialogue out loud in that accent. It's after midnight.

#it completely changes the scenes #murderbot diaries #yes I'm still rereading this book just to get to the newest book #work has been kicking my ass please stand by

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Seven] A Fish In The Hand…

Welcome to our First Solo Date Challenge! As explained above, the contestants of our newly-arranged Houses One and Two will compete against one another for a chance to win an entire day alone with Daniel! One can only imagine what they could get up to with that much Bachelor Time… 👀💋

Congratulations to our Rose Winners, whose new Houses are listed below!

[HOUSE ONE] julian vance by @mattodore / abhilash raavi by @hallasimss / fabian hawkins by @rebouks / ivor korrapati by @anarchosimdicalist / rune tegner by @bionibots / adrian king by @hauntedtrait / francis paul by @julietisufferingwiththeuser

[HOUSE TWO] ezra ruíz by @kawaiishitty / suraj kennedy by @gothoffspring / julien west by @morrigan-sims / antony ark by @dirksdreamer / josiah bolton by @retro-plasma / darol bennett by @lre333 / daíthi murray by @buglaur

Also I listened to this song on repeat the entire time I decorated this lot. Debug grass, my beloved…

[ Part 1/3 ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #|| #it’s here!!! 🎣 #the fishing challenge at last! our very first!! #it’s going to be much more gameplay/posed shots from here on out - those one/ones kicked my ass 😩 #so fhshfh i hope they’re not unsatisfying 😭 #this lot is so majestic hrrr its the exact same terrain from the rose ceremony lot #but debug’d to fuck fhdhdh #i am so excited for the upcoming dates!! 🥹 to see more of how #dan actually behaves in-game with these cuties #tjol has been helpin me take gp screenshots its been fun 💕 #i hope you all are doing well! 🥹 #it felt so strange to play without the seven missing sims okay 😭 #this ofc was a completely unplayable build dhdh so there are two fishing ponds just sittin on the other hill #the shots still look good i hope 😩🤞 #also yes 100% listen to the crystal chronicles ost its SO GOOD #split up the jules so they don’t BONE AGAIN #and suraj and adrian bc the two refuse to socialize with anyone but each other #they know their parents r married ok

[stuckinapril]

sometimes I surprise myself w the fact that im fluent in Arabic

#It’s ridiculously hard #Both English and Arabic are technically my native tongue and I can tell you w CERTAINTY #That English is so much easier #I still have to think about it when I talk in Arabic even though I was raised by an Arab mother #Do not get me started on writing it #I can read it fine but writing it kicks my ass #I tell myself every day that I shouldn’t let it completely atrophy and actually go out of my way to write in Arabic #But its HARD #p