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Neil: I was minding my own mindness-
Andrew laughs: yeah fucking right but continue….
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theravenkin · 2 years
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not only does andrew read books; he annotates books but only by underlining every other sentence and writing "gay" in the margins
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allforthe-gay · 2 years
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Andrew: there is no future. there is no past. do you see ? time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Neil:
Nicky:
Aaron:
the rest of the Foxes:
everyone else at Andrew's surprise birthday party:
Wymack: all i asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first
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crystalmethsthings · 2 years
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Me: I read aftg for the plot
The plot:
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 8 days
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
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fortheloveofexy · 5 months
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twinkyards confirmed
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themiddleofmichigan · 19 days
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As a math major, I am simply enchanted by the idea of Neil Josten, Math Major. Please enjoy this collection of headcanons I came up with to cope with studying mathematics.
Neil is a pure math guy. There are two big camps of mathematics: pure and applied. Applied math is about applying math to other fields (physics, engineering, finance, etc.), while pure math is like math for the sake of doing math (read: a lot less employable). Neil picking the math major because he's good at math and kind of likes it is a very Pure Math thing to do.
Neil has a whiteboard, possibly multiple whiteboards. Whiteboards are the ultimate tool of mathematics. Sometimes Neil gets stuck on a problem for hours; hunched over his mini whiteboard, working through it over and over again. His fingers get covered in the expo marker residue and it leaves a black mark when he scratches his nose. Andrew huffs that he looks like a chimney sweep and rubs it off with his sleeve (he absolutely does NOT find it adorable, shut up, Nicky). Also, around exams Neil will drag Andrew to the library so he can do his practice problems on the Big Whiteboards. The other people in the library stare at them because this little ginger is filling multiple whiteboards with weird symbols and greek letters; Neil doesn't notice because he's oblivious, Andrew notices and it makes him a smug bf.
One time one of the Foxes asks him for help with their statistics homework and he gives it a shot, because how different could it be? They both quickly find out that he knows absolutely nothing about statistics. "What IS that?" "That's a matrix, it has the variances in it." "Well then why does it have an apostrophe by it?" "That means you flip it around." "That's TRANSPOSING and you notate it with a T" "Aren't you supposed to be some kind of math genius? Shouldn't you know how to do this?" "This isn't math, this is blasphemy."
Aaron has to take calculus for the MCAT and puts it off for as long as possible because he hates math. His TA for the course sucks and he struggles through it for weeks before Katelyn manages to convince him to ask Neil for help. Neil pretends to be annoyed, but he's secretly kind of looking forward to it because calculus is fun and it's nice to do math you already know for a change. When you're an upperclassman in a math degree, though, your brain gets warped by all the theoretical math, and it's hard to get into the mindset to teach something like Calc I. This leads to semiregular hostile tutoring sessions in the dorm, we're talking real Dad Trying to Help You With Your Math Homework at the Kitchen Table type energy. "BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW TO DO THAT?!" "It's a vector space, Aaron, I don't see what you're not understanding here." "A vector WHAT" Andrew chain smokes through these. He has to start leaving the dorm because he's pretty sure the calculus is going to drive him to lung cancer.
The statistics incident gives Neil a totally reasonable grudge against statistics. He eventually gives it up, but only so he can take an elective about sports statistics, because he has exy brain worms.
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palmettoshitposts · 8 months
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andrew had only been at psu for a year before neil came which means he had to learn to trust renee very quickly (by andrew standards). therefore, i believe it was renee who introduced andrew to the truth for a truth game.
andrew’s there like right what’s the quickest way to make this woman fuck off? i don’t need friends, i don’t need anyone. right, let’s tell the truth, but you know, the ugly truth.
andrew, into the complete silence: i’ve killed someone and i’d do it again
renee, without missing a beat: get in line, we’re friends now 😁
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scholliski · 1 year
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kevin’s like one of those dogs that need to be walked everyday or they’ll roll around the floor, dramatically howl, and stare out of the window longingly
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detectivebambam · 3 months
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The Foxes' Moms
Andrew: Bee
Neil: Abby
Kevin: Abby and Andrew
Nicky: Abby
Matt: Randy
Aaron: Randy
Renee: Stephanie
Alison: Abby
Dan: Abby and Randy
Foxes' Dads
Andrew: Wymack
Neil: Wymack
Kevin: Wymack
Nicky: Wymack
Matt: Wymack
Aaron: Wymack
Renee: Wymack
Alison: Wymack
Dan: Wymack
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dusty-bookelf · 4 months
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I’m not saying that the stereotypes about goalies being crazy (no matter the sport) are true but Andrew and Renee are NOT helping us beat the allegations
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Neil probably, more then likely-sometime after he survived the mafia
Neil: I learned something deep about this
Andrew: it’s probably some horrible distortion of what he was actually suppose to learn, but atlas what was it?
Dan, giving him the benefit of the doubt: give him a chance
Neil: death isn’t real and I’m basically a god.
Andrew, sitting there sipping his Starbucks, while examining his nails: see I knew my Neil Josten.
Dan silently, regretting her faith: Neil no-
Neil, already off to do something stupid: Neil yes-
*dan watches Neil leave before watching Andrew stand up*
Dan: you’re going to stop him right?
Andrew shrugging his shoulders: we will see honesty, if you can’t stop him, join him. He has a 97 perfect of a chance of surviving anyways, and we will come back with a brillant story and probably some scars to show off
*Nicky, Aaron and Kevin already waiting for them*
Nicky: it’s been about 25 minutes since Neil has done something stupid, figured it was about to happen.
Dan watching from afar: how are they not dead?
Renee, grinning at how happy they are: pure fucking luck
Matt: bet that Neil comes back in 20 minutes I’m hand cuffs and a wicked grin.
Renee, narrowing her eyes as Neil speeds out of there: I give it 15
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exy-shmexy · 1 year
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the foxes leaving the court after practice. matt is ahead of the group, discussing plans for what they could do during the evening with allison and nicky when he gets hit by a vicious snowball to the back of the head.
he immediately spins around to find neil pointing at kevin who is in a very animated discussion with dan about all the things the foxes have to get better at on the court. neil’s face is one of pure and utter innocence, and next to him, andrew is a wall of impassivity with a cigarette already hanging from his lips.
matt grins.
he crouches down, makes a snowball and immediately fires it at neil who ducks just in time to avoid it. andrew steps away from them with a bored sigh to join aaron’s side on the sideline while neil quickly throws another snowball at matt, which lands right in the middle of his face. matt laughs, but it is cut short when another lands in the middle of his jacket from the other side. he turns around, and renee can barely contain her laughter.
all hell breaks lose after that.
the foxhole court’s parking lot turns into a snowball battle ground. there is no teams, it’s every man for himself except the twinyards who team up for half a second to shove freezing ice down nicky’s back. allison manages to toss one at both dan and kevin before they can react, kevin retaliates with a mighty scowl and a bigger snowball that lands against the side of her face. dan takes that opportunity to throw one at his face too. meanwhile neil is fully targeting matt, but when matt ends up charging at him then tackling him into the snow, he lets himself go down without a fight and explodes into laughter while he fake-wrestles against him. eventually, matt lets him go but neil ends up shoving snow in the front of his jacket and matt screeches. one stray snowball somehow hits wymack who barely walked out of the court.
he looks at the foxes with the face of a man who has too many children to handle and a barely suppressed smile then with a scowl, he herds everyone to their respective cars back to abby’s so they can all have something warm to drink and eat before “you dipshits all catch a cold and can’t play on monday”.
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biscof · 5 months
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NEIL HAS CURLY HAIR BUT NEVER HAS TAKEN CARE OF IT SO ITS JUST FRIZZY BUT ANDREW FINDS OUT AND IMMEDIATELY GIVES HIM A CURL HAIR ROUTINE AND WILL LITERALLY SIT THERE FOR HOURS DOING NEILS HAIR BECAUSE HE SECRETLY LOVES TO SEE NEIL SAFE AND TAKEN CARE OF (and Most definitely thinks Neil with his curls is the most attractive thing in the world)
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hububli · 5 months
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oh god, i saw a man who had the very exact physique that i imagined andrew having, and oh god – neil, i so get you and you're so real for that
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 6 days
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Neil sounds like the bad boy mafia gang leader dark werewolf vampire billionaire that Y/N (Andrew) somehow manages to tame (enables his dark side)
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