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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Ranboo: Dude– why do my hands look like that? Dude– everyone was making fun of me on the trip for having yaoi hands, and I don't know what that means. I don't- I don't know what that means.
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sirguyofdykesborn · 1 year
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hey babe do you mind if i destroy this holy relic. yeah the ashes of the uhh girl jesus. yeah like completely defile them. you do? oh well
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eldritchamy · 4 months
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I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea) I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea) I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea) I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea)
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chevaliermalfets · 5 months
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My Fair Lady (1964) // 30 Rock (2006)
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bonchobrick · 8 months
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(angst alert !! death + slight blood tw !!)
Tim is stuck in a sticky situation and has to call a certain 'spooky' friend for help.
Jason would probably call him a dumbass for trying to do something so stupid. Well, atleast thats what Tim thinks Jason would do, he isn't for sure though, he isn't certain.
Because Jason's laying on the ground with a flat pulse and he wont be giving him any answers anytime soon.
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“Don' look so weird replacement, its just anoth’r day in gotham.” His brother slurs with the slight quirk of his lips
"Jason don't fucking do this to me!" Tim hisses tears cursing his eyes
And Jason, oh that bastard—bleeding out on the pavement and in Tim’s arms sends him his classic beaming Robin Smile. 
"Love ya' little bro take care of yo'rself, kay?" he says eyes fluttering
"Jay," Tim cries, "You dick."
For all the joy and hope and belief his smile conveyed for the first time in a long time—his red blood muddled what should’ve been such a nice sight. Tim held him on the pavement with someone yelling on the comm mic on the floor that he just can’t bother trying to pay attention to. 
The pavement is cold. The air is cold. His brother is cold. It’s all so cold tonight. 
All the younger boy does close his eyes and slowly, In. Out. In. Out.
He lets himself breathe for a minute. Lets the horror wash over him. Lets himself absorb what just happened,
Then he gets back to work. 
Like a switch his brain is back online running at a hundred miles an hour–what is the best scenario, what should I do when my brother's wrist is limp and his eyes are shut, what do I do if he’s dead again, what can i do, how can I Fix. This.
Thoughts cloud his mind, whirring around his head like layers and layers of messy documents has just been dumped on his desk and he’s shuffling through them panicked trying to find the right file because its somewhere here, there is something and he just needs to sort. it. out. And–
Then it all becomes clear. 
His desk is back to clean and stationary. All of the papers are gone back into neat piles in neat manila folders, stored away in tidy filing shelves–
Everything is gone aside from one little yellow sticky note in the center of the desk.
“Well, Jay?” Tim chuckles with a cracked voice, “Second times the charm right?”
In his mind, at the center of it all, on a yellow sticky note lies the words in green ink: ‘Contact The Ghost King.’
Slowly he shifts and with a loud grunt he lifts up Jason, “Up we go!”
“--im? Why do you have Red Hood’s Comm–Tim what happened! Tim!” the comm speaker plays faintly in the background of his head, “Tim! Whatever you’re thinking off doing, don’t!” someone Tim can’t think about hisses
Tim hums absentmindedly towards the mic, almost automatically, “Don’t worry Babs, I’ve got it covered.”
Walking away from the roof he thinks to himself, I wonder where Jason would wanna wake up? Perhaps his apartment? Yea, i think that would go well by him–let’s head to the apartment.  
And just like that Tim leaves a crime scene—shuffling away with a dead body over his shoulder and a plan.
“Jay,” Tim murmurs to the corpse on his shoulder, “You’re really gonna hate this, but i’m doing this for you anyways cause I love you. So dont be too hard on me when you wake up okay asshole?”
Tim stumbles off into the stairwell making his descent and sometime as he walks away Barbara faintly catches him on the comm saying
“-Your gonna love Danny and making your lame 'im a dead guy' jokes with him man .”
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this is why I will never accept complaints about lateness from car owners
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yakny · 1 month
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kaisertheadvisor · 5 months
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Funny thing I noticed about the JP Persona Twitter, for a majority of the announcements for new character trailers for Persona 3 Reload, it's a screenshot of them being badass in battle.
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Yet when we get to the protag and Yukari's trailer announcements, we have, "here's Yukari deciding to take a walk on the beach" and "here's the protag using KaZaa and Limewire to pirate games and download limp_bizkit_rollin.mp3.exe".
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It's just something I found funny.
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sergle · 5 months
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Obsesst with you calling your doctor an "old rat with bad phone quality and a thick italian accent"
I truly and honest to god hate that motherfucker
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that-ghosts-art · 4 months
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First Alcor of 2024 :D
(Well, technically last of 2023 but I did the finishing touches today so imma say it counts as the first haha)
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captainkirkk · 1 year
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I can't handle the thought of Metropolis and Gotham being like,, a 30 minute drive from each other. How can they be distinctly different cities if they're literally a stone's throw from each other??
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dailydegurechaff · 5 months
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Today's Daily Degurechaff is… Huevember 2023 - Day 28
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weisscoldglare · 1 year
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*slides up next to you and hands you a $5 bill and whisper* “Schneekos”
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Schneekos, Schneekos, Schneekos, Schneekos
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alackofghosts · 5 months
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kindred spirits
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eisbecherovka · 2 months
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frothing at the fucking mouth over the lil Howdy Approved teaser. what does it mean!!!! im gonna need to make sure im awake for the drop!! that will be tough!
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