#anway im off topic now

[thehardkandy]

Devin Wild - Against Time

On another note, I've finally stopped sleeping on Devin Wild lately. Lots of good tunes

#i remember him releasing on the random upload channels all them years back alongside szp and cyber and sylence and such #they were all their own neat sort of class that taken some different turns #since i think cyber has started releasing again? though unfortunately to this day I still sorta prefer a lot of the stuff he released befor #signing cause idk i think euphoric artists really make a mistake of going a certain route with vocals once theyre signed #it frustrates me to no end because i feel like they kill the vibe or identity of a song #it's always just some generic woman singing about this or that #and it's like im BEGGING you to just cut the vocals or do it like the good old days #and sample some damn dialogue from a movie or a speech of a questionable historical figure good god #anway im off topic now

[kaletalecowboy]

tell me any of your kaejean thoughts please 👀

(btw i love your new blog theme so much!!)

HII KAT!! OMG TYSM IM GLAD YOU LIKE THE NEW THEME BHSJSBHSDBHJ

also aboutg kaejean. where do i even start like😭😭😭 cringefail on cringefail love but neither of them are really cringefails I.dontknow

here are some hcs i have for them I think!!

-> They sit together to eat during break :) they play tcg side by side sometimes or just chat about stuff

-> Jean tries to? dodge her break by going noo its fine ill just sign some documents during break since its lighter work anyway so kaeya will just likj. start reading a book a book to her? usually a romance novel,,,, it usually ends with jean just giving up on the paperwork and listening to kaeya because you cant read documents like that can you

-> this is cannon iirc but they both just make shit up (scary stories) to scare klee into behaving so idk them doing that together such evil fucked up people!! bsdhjdb

-> jean only drinks black coffee because. jean. and kaeya does canonically drink like coffee with chocolate and stuff added in so jean is like? huh why would you do that coffee and then eula walks in with a steel chair (fizzy coffee. kaeya thinks its hilarious)

-> kaeya is dragging jean to barbara's concerts all the time. also kaeya and barbara get along super well :) like she trusts in him a lot too big brother kaeya :)

(also jean pushing kaeya and diluc to #justtalkitout is something of a pet peeve of mine like?? it just comes off as being insensitive of their situation like she would not fucking say "ohh kaeya diluc make up already you guys are soo irritating 🥺🥺" not even adelinde says that forget saying it to their faces)

-> Jean hums while working :) she stops if you point it out though so no one ever does (additionally, kaeya really likes her singing voice :) )

-> jean is aware of kaeya acting out of?? knightly beaureaucratic procedures??? but she gives him the freedom to because she trusts him to handle what cant be handled straightforwardly. don't let anyone else whos innocent get hurt though that includes you captain (how kaeya feels about being trusted so much is. a different topic. he's still determined to provide her with support wherever she and mondsdadt need it however.)

-> this is also sort of cannon I think but kaeya really cant handle compliments or genuine affection bsdhjbe so everytime jean tries to flirt (she sucks at flirting just so that we're clear) its,,,,yeah,,,,,,,, idk jean is just a very genuine person usually anway so.

-> also sort of addon to previous point!! and very very very very self indulgent. JEAN FLIRTY DRUNK. anyway kaeyas heart is very glad jean doesn't drink often or he would've had hypertension by now

-> i really love the kaeyajeanrosaeula polycule though i cant imagine kaeyaeula romantically? theyre very secret fucked up 3rd thing to me as in they're this image but all they communicate to each other is the 👍emoji

somehow this isnt everything and theres more headcannons I have for them but this is all the nonsensical rambling for today I hope this makes sense

[kiribread]

Hehehe

So i never really thought of Kamui's gender till a post that @quill-n did about it but it gave me some ideas :))) (Also i hope this doesn't cramp on ur headcanon quill bc it's very noice 💃)

So I was thinking since kamui's quirk makes him very tree like, y not incorporate some of that in! So most trees and othr plants that I can think of don't have a gender; they all produce booth pollin and seeds. (That im aware anways lol)

So the idea with this is that kamui can completely change his gender 🕺->💃

Like completely in like 1 to 2 hours 💀

Here's some more details!

So this would make our lil tree man gender fluid! (Thanks @chocolateeclair for indirectly pointing that out bc it completely went over my head 💀 Also thank them for giving me some more ideas 🤭)

The process itself requires a lot of energy so he can only transition once every 3 days and like i mentioned earlier it takes about 1 or 2 hours IF they're in a sunny spot. It can take much longer if not.

Even though he is fluid he tends to stay male presenting for a variety of reasons:

1- He's not exactly financially well off and traditional guys get paid more than gals in Japan so the money is better.

2- People aren't exactly the nicest towards that kinda of things.

3- Kinda goes with 2 but it can attract some unwanted attention

4- It's nice not having to deal with ✨️womenly problems ✨️

5- He was worried about how yu particularity would react

It ended up going alr tho 👍🏻

If kamui transitions to a gal and starts their period he wont be able to transition back since it would cause some ✨️issues ✨️

Kamui like with other similar topics was completely oblivious that this wasn't "normal" or the way he feels them aren't.

They explained it better lol 💀

This was before Best Jeanist went missing so they talked a bit about gender fluidness!

Bj is best jeanist btw not the ✨️other thing✨️

I don't feel like writing any more so I'll just leave it at that for now 💀

Also i swear I'll draw some fem kamui soon 🧍‍♀️💃

#kamui woods #mt lady #Mount lady #Edgeshot #Hehehe #🕺->💃->🕺->💃

[technowoah]

i just really want jack manifold fluff if you’re taking requests like the reader joins jack for laugh and the stream ends idk you can do what you feel is best :]

Free Content Darling

Jack manifold my beloved ♥

Im so behind on requests yall forgive me 😪

Literally sorry in advance-

Jack Manifold x gen neutral! reader (established) blurb imagine

⚠︎ slight swearing, petnames, and a lot of fluff, a little bit of writers block from me :( I didn't proofread LMAONSK HELP-

Masterlist

"Darling! C'mere!" You heard Jack yell from his recording room. You were currently curled up on the couch scrolling through twitter. The trending page had "JACK" and "TRY NOT TO LAUGH" on the top. The tweets under the trending topics was filled with comments about Jack's stream and other streams happening.

You had heard him laughing and yelling in his recording room before. To be completely honest you dont know why he invited you over his house in the first place. You showed up at his house wanting to just relax and have a fun time with Jack, but after a couple minutes he had told you he had a stream already scheduled today and left to you to your own devices.

Thats how ended up on the couch looking at tweets that talked about your boyfriends stream.

You lazily rolled off the couch and onto your feet. You had the fluffy socks Jack had gotton you as a small gift. You both ended up getting the same socks and slipped around the house because of the hardwood floor. It was a fun activity until you were both mimicking ballroom dancing untill you both slipped and fell on the hardwood floor. It was a small moment but then after you both were more careful around his house.

Opening the door to his recording office you peaked your head inside now knowing if he wanted you completely inside or just wanted to quickly tell you something. The door was in frame when he streams so you couldn't be discreet.

"Hey-"

"Hey! Y/N! Guys it's Y/N!" Jack exclaimed showing you off to the stream. "Come over here love." He waved you over while rolling his identical gaming chair for you to sit on.

You smiled and made your way over to sit beside him in the broken chair.

"Why'd you give me the broken chair this time?" You smiled as you questioned him.

"I mean they are identical, no one would've noticed."

"We'll you told everyone who sat in it that it was broken." You said matter of factly.

"Do you want to sit in this one?" Jack asked pointing to the chair underneath him.

"Yeah I do." You said while putting your hands together in a prayer position. "You wanna switch with me?"

"No, not really Im quite comfortable in my own chair love." Jack said with a smirk leaning back in his chair.

"You sure?"

"Yeah pretty much." Jack's smile widened as he saw your frustration grow.

"Dickhead." You said under your breath.

Jack started to laugh. "What did you say?" He swiveled his chair to face you.

"Nothing. You're hearing things." You smirked.

Meanwhile the chat was freaking out about your interactions. You werent a stranger to Jack's fanbase. A year ago you were just Jack's roommate, but then he slowly introduced you as his significant other. He started flirting with you on stream and on twitter, then after a couple months of that he titled a stream "MEET MY S/O!!!". It was weird for you to be on stream for the first time, but you became accustomed to it.

"What did you want me to do again?" You asked. Jack probably forgot the reason he called you in there in the first place.

"Oh yeah! I wanted to do a stream with you! A you laugh the stream ends type thing. Also the chat was asking for you, they missed you apparently."

"Oh of course they did, I think they love me more than you."

"Yeah I think so! And its not right!" Jack exclaimed and you laughed along with him.

"I think we already lost the challenge, cause we've been laughing for a while haven't we?" You brought up.

"Well the challenge hasn't started. And if we laugh you have to get bonked in the bead with this pillow." Jack had gotton up and walked around the room searching for something to become a punishment. "We have 3 lives each and if we use up all of our lives the stream ends."

"And I have you all to myself?" You asked slightly serious. You still were irked because of tbe fact he invited you over and left you, I mean you are here now next to him, but you wanted time without a camera and monitors in your face.

"Yeah love, of course. But you have to laugh!" Jack exclaimed.

Thinking about the situation, you wanted to laugh and lose all your lives on purpose so you two could have alone time together.

"Fine let's go!"

"Alright then!"

"You suck at this game dont ya?" Jack laughed as mutiple short videos from fans kept popping up on the screen. "You have one more life and I only have two."

It was 30 minutes into the stream and youve been hit with the pillow on Jack's lap more times than you could count, at least that what it felt like. You were on your last life and actually trying to stay in the game after realizing how much fun this was. Maybe you were being selfish, because you were right next to him doing things that you two were going to do alone.

"You have no sense of humor babe." You replied back.

"I do have a sense of humor! I could say my sense of humor is broken even."

"Well mine is too when we compare how many lives we have left."

"Good point."

"YOU LAUGHED!" You stood up confronting him trying to pry the pillow out of his hands to hit him with.

"NO! I did not! Let go!" Jack said still sitting down struggling to keep a good grip on the pillow. You successfully took the pillow out of his hands and started repeatedly hitting him with it as he tried to shield himself.

"Augh! Stop!"

"He laughed! He laughed, you guys saw that right?" You bent down into frame reading the chat while they spammed "YES" and "HIT HIM"

"See, they agree with me Manifold." You said confidently.

"They're just want to see me lose. I'm too powerful." He shrugged.

"Anways! 1 to 1! Loser!" You hit him with the pillow again.

"Stop!"

The stream continued on and the both of you were begging eachother to keep your one lives that you both had left. Everytime you snickered a bit Jack would catch it and vice versa. The stream went on longer than Jack planned, but it seemed like he was having fun. Finally after an hour of streaming and bickering between you both You ended up laughing at this stupid vine from long ago.

"YOU LAUGHED I WON!" Jack threw his hands up in victory. "Holy shit we can end the stream, this took forever."

"You wanna end the stream?" You asked after calming down.

"Well we could just chill and talk to chat, but I would've thought you wanted to chill without.." Jack gestured to the monitors on his stream. "All that."

"How'd you know I wanted to do that?" You asked with a small smile.

Jack shrugged. "Well I kind of left you here in my flat and went to go stream for a while. That was a dick move."

"Well thats what I wanted at first but then you called me in here. I was trying to get all of my lives down, but then I realized how much fun I was having." You explained. For a second you forgot that he was still live until you saw flashing text across a screen out of the corner of your eye.

"It was selfish of me-"

"It wasnt selfish bub! I feel that was valid, but you could've told me." Jack said reassuringly grabbing your hand.

"It was fun though! I wouldn't have it any other way Manifold." You smiled at him and he smiled back.

"Me either."

Jack ended up ending his stream and both of you said your goodbyes to the people watching his stream. He closed everything off of his computer and leaned back in his chair immediately relaxing when the camera was turned off.

"Thanks for inviting me Manifold." You said as he got up to put the pillow back in it's place.

"Of course love." He pressed a kiss to your forehead as we walked away for a second.

"Hey! Why did you invite me anyways?" You asked.

He walked back over to where you were standing and pecked your lips and winked at you. "Free content darling."

#jack manifold x reader #jack manifold imagine #jack manifall #jack manifold fluff #mcyt blurb #mcyt angst #mcyt fluff #mcyt headcanons #mcyt x reader #dream smp x reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt imagines #gender nuetral reader #mcyt reactions #mcyt requests #dream smp x you #idk what to put here now so... #mcyt reader insert #misleading tags ig #mcyt fanfiction #jack manifold fanfiction #dream smp x y/n

[another-stark-sub]

Can you do Tony and shy virgin reader having their first time for smutty sunday/saturday?? Thanks :)

Ok i got two addituonal requests for virgin!reader, so here we go. 18+stuff ahead!

So... you told Tony you were a virgin

"I understand this may be a bit of a surprise. You can react however-"

"It is. A surprise, I mean." He smiled and rubbed your arms. "Look at you, right? I could imagine you meeting some nice guy in college. Maybe he cooked you some ramen and the two of you just thought-"

"Tony," you chastised.

"Or maybe you and your best friend just wanted to get it over with. Explore maybe-"

"Tony!" You pulled him closer and laid your head on his chest. "You're ridiculous."

He hummed and patted your head. "Hey, I love you, ok?" His arms tightened around you. "Even if you've only gone as far as porn."

"...I hate you."

He laughed a little and kissed your head.

On the topic of sex, you two have talked about more than a few times after revealing your virginity. Tony wanted to plam the whole thing. Candles, music, new bed, all of it.

You... weren't so keen on that. When Tony says he was gonna get you something new, that meant everything would be bought. And he has expensive taste.

So the plan was it would be spontaneous and that you'd have to initiate it. Tony was very clear that he would only move forward with you if you told him to.

So, on a stay-cation with him in Malibu, you two were fooling around in bed when you told him, "I'm ready, by the way." A few kisses, still caught up in it, before Tony pulled away. "Wait, what?"

You laughed and nodded. "I'm ready." You stroked his cheeks. "I love you, and I don't wanna wait any longer."

He looked around. The bedroom was messy, and he was still in sweatpants and an old undersirt. "Right now?"

"If you'll have me?" You laughed.

You has a bit of a bedhead and your legs were not shaved, but god his eyes still darkened and he still took you in as if you were from the heavens themselves. "Of fucking course I'll have you."

He surged forward, pushing you back as he began kissing you. You let out a squeal of his name, but reciprocated the kiss anway.

Clothes started coming off in a random order until the two of you were under the covers, naked and just feeling how each other felt.

When Tony started going down your body, you started closing in on yourself. What were you thinking? Doing it spontaneously? Who cared if Tony bought a whole new bed? He spends too much anyway. Why were trying to curb it?

"Honey?" Suddenly, he was back on top of you, kissing you softly. "What's wrong? You wanna stop?"

"Kinda," you offered. "My legs." You glanced down at them. "They're not, uh, very pretty right now." You tried to laugh it off. Humor was a great way to cope after all.

Tony furrowed his brows. "Look, if yoh wanna stop, we'll stop. But my legs are hairier than yours. Would you mind?"

You laughed. "No."

"What about my face?" He stretched out his neck and made serveral weird facial expressions. "Unshaved. Should I shave it?"

"No."

"And you?" He nuzzled his nose against yours. "Stunning. Plus, your eyes go really wide when I kiss you anywhere below your neck. Very sexy of you."

You laughed. "You have a weird definition of sexy."

"What can I say? You're my type."

The laughter only increased as he nuzzled his face in your neck and playfully left kisses there and down your body.

It wasn't until he started kissing down your stomach that your giggles turned to sighs and whines.

"Can I keep going?"

You nodded, and Tony lowered his head between your thighs. He looks so dazed. "God, you're beautiful," were the last words he said before diving in and licking your lower lips. He explored every fold and made sure everything was touched by his tongue before sucking on your clit.

The sudden pleasure sent you over the edge for the first time that night.

"Fuck." He smiled and kissed you on the lips. "You tell me how it feels ok? Im gonna start opening you up with my fingers."

You nodded. He started to kiss your neck while he stretch out your cunt. Once one was in, he asked, "how's it feel?"

"Weird," you admit. "But you lips are doing great."

He laughed and began to explore your walls, stroking and thrusting until finally, you gasped, a funny sensation coming from below.

"Wha-"

"Ah, found it." He stroked that spot again, and you bucked against his hand.

"Aw, good girl. Doing so well for me."

That made you moan, the sound echoing in his ear. Tony wanted to hear that over and over agin. Maybe put it on video. But that was a conversation for another day.

One by one until he had three fingers inside of you and had mastered a pattern of rubbing your clit and stroking your g spot that had you moaning and whining beneath him.

With his fingers still stuffed in your cunt, Tony took a deep breath before asking, "I think you're ready. How about you?"

"Yes!" You nodded frantically. "Please, Tony?"

He smiled and kissed you. He fingered you for a few more minutes, and even when he removed his fingers, he kept a hand near your clit as he positioned himself. "It might feel uncomfortable."

"I know."

"If you think you need it, the lube's right there."

"Uh-huh. Please, Tone, just... fuck me. Please?"

His smile was so delicate and loving. Tony swooped down to kiss you. "I love you."

"I love you, too."

It took some time. An inch in, kisses on your lips and a few flicks of yohr clit, some questions, and then another inch. Sometimes, he did squeeze your tits, trying to create so much stimulation that any stretching sensation was over shadowed.

"There." He sighed and kissed your forehead. "You got all of me."

"I did?" You werent sure if you recognuzed your voise. So soft and dreamy.

He laughed. "Yeah you did." He breathed you and told you, "Thank you."

So full and so still, you started to clench around him. Tony moaned so fucking deliciouslym

"Tony," you whined, "come on, move."

He laughed. "Of you really want me to."

So he pulled out just a few inches before thrusting back into you. The friction was sweet and tantalizing and you wanted more. You told him so, so he did.

Soon, the room was full of moans and the slaps of skin on skin, and when Tony lifted your hips to get a better grip on you, his cock rubbed against your g spot again. Your moans turned into high pitch sounds that only increased in volume when Tony rubbed your clit.

You came around him, lost in pleasure, and he still kept thrusting into you and rubbing your clit. He made aure you rode that orgasm as long as you could, and when you could think clearly, he was next to you kissing your shoulder and cheek. "Hey. How was it?"

You laughed. Your answer was a kiss.

"Mm, ok good feedback." He kissed your nose. "You were wonderful."

You gasped. "Wait did you cum? Fuck, did you-"

"Woah, I did." He laughed. "How could I not?" His smile turned mischevious. "You sound so fucking good when you cum"

You could feel the heat seep into your skin, so you hid your face in his chest.

Tony only giggled and kissed the top of your head.

"I love you," you squeaked.

"I love you, too."

#smutty saturday #tony stark x reader #fem!reader #tony stark smut #tony stark headcanons #mcu x reader #mcu smut #mcu headcanons

[isabellitah]

Hi! May I request a headcanon with the reader (number eight) and the siblings, where the reader is like super caring to all of them? Thank you! 💕

🤍 HARGREEVES x SIBLING

Title : babie hen

Pairing : none

Warning : a few cuss words and this is long ok

Request : Hi! May I request a headcanon with the reader (number eight) and the siblings, where the reader is like super caring to all of them? Thank you! 💕

Note : Hiii 🤍 i hope this is to your liking hehe

i made a wholeass scenario before i reread the request and noticed the word hEADCANON SO IM V SORRY THAT THIS WAS DELAYED I-

anyway-

Number Eight-

ah yes, the sweetest babie in the whole world, as mentioned by Klaus at some point in their lives

said babie is also their mother hen- well, aside from Allison that is

Luther Hargreeves

eightie always makes sure that Luther never overworks himself

and when he does, your always there for him

making sure he’s hydrated

feeding him lil snacks so that he isn’t starving

i bet you sliced off the crusts of the sandwich bc we all know Luther can be a big babie too hmph

and you’re just overall being there for him, supporting him like any sister would do for their older brother

but when he tries to over overwork himself, which is rare as it only happens when he’s anxious about something, you bet your ass you trapped him in a water sphere and nyoomed him to his room and onto his bed- basically forcing him to rest gorl he’s wet he has to shower before napping but ok-

now that that big babie is in his room, time to check on big babie number two-

Diego Hargreeves

Diego- the lil menace currently chasing Klaus with knives for who knows what reason

you weren’t even gonna ask

it’s nothing new

but anway-

you called them for snacks thus ending their “game of tag”

game of tag my ass-

more like pin the dagger on Klaus

while eating the sandwiches you made them, you noticed a lil bit of jam on the corner of Diego’s mouth

the moment Klaus ran off after eating his sandwich, and Diego stood up to follow him, you took a napkin, licked it a bit, and wiped the jam off of Diego’s face

lil murderous babie blushed and whined at you to stop

you kept wiping at his skin as though the jam was still there just to play with him

anyway, after you stopped, he quickly left to - maybe - go find Klaus

before he left though, he turned to you, wrapped his arms around you, mumbled a quick “thank you eightie” and ran off

keeping in mind where your three siblings are, you decided to go find Allison

Allison Hargreeves

surprisingly, you find both Allison panicking in her room

apparently Luther asked her out and she doesn’t know what to wear, how to style her hair, how to do her make-up, should she wear ma-

she was freaking out bc she never thought Luther would gather his wits and actually ask her out !!!

she wasn’t prepared ok

and u forced Luther to sleep i- reminder to wake him up later

maybe he tried to over overwork himself bc he’s nervous about their date oop

you immediately entered the room and shut the door behind you

first date, so it should be a good experience ok

keeping this in mind, you calmly told her to sit down on her bed and take sips of from the glass of water beside her bed

going through her closet and picking out a casual outfit was easy- Allison has great taste so it wasn’t a challenge at all

clothes and shoes done, and Allison is now calm

you gently lead her to her vanity and slowly started doing a half-up half-down hairdo

for her makeup, you went with a natural makeup- neutral eyeshadow, mascara, a bit of blush, and red lipstick

dress on, heels on, hair done, makeup done, sister immaculate

you were done

simple yet elegant- was how she looked

standing behind the seated woman known as your sister, you slightly teared up- you don’t know why exactly but you-

you felt like a proud mom aww

Allison hugged you and thank you profusely

“Don’t you dare ruin my masterpiece,” you threatened with a wink

you were rewarded with a giggle and a smile

dismissing yourself while she went ahead and took selfies,

you immediately went to go look for Luther i-

after waking him up, it wasn’t hard to stop his whining and convince him to start moving,

you just had to remind him of his date with Allison

and poof

mans was gone

nah not really- he just went to go change

anyway-

now that you think about it- how’s Klaus?

with that thought in mind, you went out of Luther’s room in search of your high brother

Klaus Hargreeves

you found him in the wine cellar

of course

“Klaus, what’re you doing here?”

“Eightie! Fancy seeing you here 🤍 how are you? I haven’t seen you since you fed me that sandwich- great sandwich by the way; the filling was mwah chef’s kiss,”

he said smiling while holding onto vodka 🤍

you internally rolled your eyes and grabbing his wrist, led him upstairs and into his room

you sat down on his bed with your back comfortably resting on his headrest

he just stood their looking resigned

he knew what was about to happen

you do this at least once a week

secretly he was happy though

these weekly talks always made him feel light by the end of the conversation

anyway, he laid down with his head onto your lap

the moment you started combing your hand through his hair, he spilled everything that bothered him

how his power still scared him- seeing the dead anywhere and everywhere

some trying to talk to him

some just creepily staring at him

and some- some trying to harm him

and that he sometimes felt useless or like a nobody in the family

how he felt like such a disappointment

you listened to everything - even to the ones he never said out loud - calmly and patiently

and when he was done, you slowly started refuting everything he said with various memories

his powers once helped you both help a lost soul find his way back home

he always tries to lighten the mood whenever the tension in the room gets high

he’s always there for all of you, offering his love, whenever and wherever

he sets back his problems in order to help you all solve your problems first

the more memories you recall, the better Klaus felt about himself

and that’s what mattered

Five, Ben, and Vanya Hargreeves

after staying to talk with Klaus for a bit longer, you excused yourself after he claimed to be taking a nap

walking around, you hear faint rustling from inside the study room

walking in, you see Five, Ben, and Vanya in various positions by the couch

Five was sitting on the floor, back pressed against couch

Ben was leaning against the arm of the couch with his legs on top of Vanya’s

and Vanya was sitting cross legged on the couch

all three were listening to Ben read a poem

a poem possibly written by him considering the book he was reading was journal

you were about to excuse yourself to give them their privacy when Ben called you over and invited you

looking at your other two siblings and receiving a nod, you thanked them and sat on the floor beside Five who then leaned his head onto the top of your head- yes, you were short

Ben continued reading the poem and you were right- it was poem

a poem that seemed to be about his feelings

you were saddened by how he felt when you were younger but hearing how he feels now boosted your mood- especially when you heard that your siblings were a big factor on why he felt happy and motivated nowadays

hearing a faint grumble beside you, you tapped Five’s thigh to get his head off you so that you can get up

after some grumbling and whining from the man-child, you got up and said you’ll be right back

you left after kissing their cheeks, earning a smile and a blush from Ben, a smile from Vanya, and a pout from Five who still didn’t want you to leave

you pinched his cheek for good measure before running off giggling

arriving at the kitchen, you were surprised - but not really - to see Five there

apparently he went into the kitchen “to help you carry things”

sure- he just wanted to see what you’d make

and so you made them all sandwiches and trimmed the sides off of course which earned youa pleased hum from your ever so helpful brother

his sandwich, after his persistence, had two extra marshmallows

after making their sandwiches you convinced him to head on first with them

and once he left, you went on to make tea for yourself, juice for both Ben and Vanya, and your special brew for Five

once entering the room, the tray of drinks was immediately snatched from you and popped onto the table with Five wearing a cat got the canary grin, “ahh the only person in the world who knows how to make a proper blend- aside from me of course.”

you rolled your eyes and thanked him for his rare compliment on your coffee making skills

Ben and Vanya thanked you for the snacks and you beamed at them and kissed their cheeks as a reply

which led to Five asking you where his kiss was

knowing you’ll get nowhere arguing with him, you kissed his cheek while he was in the middle of ranting of why he deserves a kiss too

which led to his rant being cut off and him spluttering while slowly turning red

which led to you, Vanya, and Ben laughing which resulted in Five slowly smiling and joining your laughter as well

and that’s how you spent your afternoon- the four youngest siblings bonding- talking and laughing about anything and everything under the sun until you ran out of topics and just laid in comfortable silence to the point where you all fell asleep

and that’s how the eldest four siblings found you-

Allison placed a blanket over all of you before leaving with Luther to go on their date

Diego took the trays, plates, and cups you used for your snacks and brought them downstairs before leaving to gomeet with Detective Patch

and Klaus- Klaus laid down next to you so you were in between him and Five and feel asleep almost immediately

the first sleep he’s had in years that didn’t contain nightmares- and of course it was because you were there

you were always there for him- for all of them, really

you never shyed away from showing affection

and you never failed to show your love and care for them

ever

#tua #tua x reader #the umbrella academy #hargreeves x reader #number eight #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #number five x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #vanya hargreeves x reader #hargreeves x sibling

[ghostofcitrus]

today is my comp final and the topic is feminism and witchcraft/witch symbolism. im having such a hard time with it because everything we talk about with feminism feels so wrong to me personally. like i hate how transmasc people are either grouped in with women or not even addressed. one question on the review slides was: “ Do you think the rise in the non-binary label is a result of the sexism established by the patriarchy, and upheld by the dominating culture?” 

like what? this is cis woman professor is asking this? and in the same class saying we’re a unique class bc were all women as if i was not very clear about my pronouns on the first day of class. im fucking over it. feminism doesnt represent me and i hate this weird balancing act between genuinely believing in anti-misogyny activism but jfc man when so many mainstream feminists are terfs or are cozying up to terfs, or just completely ignore trans issues, or whatever the hell i fucking cant deal with it anymore. it puts me in a shitty mood and i really was like two seconds away from saying something in class but i just dont feel like putting myself out there on like the last week of class. ill never have to see these people again and itll be lovely

on top of some girl saying she doesnt agree w how jkr says things but she agrees with some of her points. like fuck off. i have a hard time hearing most cis people speak on gender issues now because i just have such a varied prospective because of transition. i dont understand how i can write a paper about feminism when its become serving cis white (affluent usually) women. 

ugh/ anways i gotta go take that shit now so wish me luck

#vent #gr #dont read if u dont wanna theres nothing of real substance here #just needed to get it out so my final paper wasnt just a rant lol

[gyahyahyahayhahayahyahyahyahyaha]

couldnt sleep an as thus i am unfortunately

thinkin bout how wwwhen i wasted an entire afternoon yelling at my shithead older brother about tons of shit including how you cant be asking people what the status of their genetals is cuz “you wouldnt go up to strangers and ask them,’whats your dik like?’ that’d be fukin beyond weird n fucked up!!! so it makes it even weirder that you’d ask ME that you fukin weirdo” an then he just says “well, yeah i wouldnt do that to strangers? but im your brother? like its not weird unless you want to make it weird like that??”

and like. i was stunned. i still dont have words for it. side from how have i not beat his ass already. i dont kno why i didnt like just tackle him over the railing and rip his head off. like it might have had somethin to do with the fact that my godchild and niece  were inside and every single one of our nextdoor neighbours were technically in “witness’ earshot/eyesight” (an probaby heard me almost yellin about how stupid he is, and how trans and stupid i am). the most fucked up thing  bout it all is that it didnt even occur to me to like justifiably lash out violently until like after i started talkin about that day to other people

(actuually just remembering it now.. the whole reason i ended up talkin to him at all in the first place.. was specifically cuz i was tryna get his attention offa my sister, cuz he was about to like take her out for one of his walks where he tries to have a heart to heart with you. my sister fully well knowing what an idiot he is and what a waste of time it is, desperately texted me to ccall our mom cuz she wasnt home an an i did, but i also asked WHY and she told me that our older brother was tryna talk to her while on a walk like he tries to do with all of us when hes too chikenshit to broach the subject to the rest of us or any of the relevant parties OR just try an convince them of some nonsense hes up to...and like i just. i just put some stuff on and ran outside after them and yelled as soon as i could see them to come back. it worked. my sister an i were laughing at how that actually worked but then i just started cleaning the kitchen up in an attempt to look too busy to actually talk to him and he just waited an uncomfortable amount of time before finally asking me “so why’d you call out for us to come back”.

after another long uncomfortable silence, i started out by saying thati  fuckign hate talking to him, that i DONT want to talkt o him, and it just devovled into his stupid fuckign excuses and bullshit insane reasons for litearlly anytihng he believes and why he *cant* address me by my name n pronouns. anways yeah that went on for the rest of the fuckign evening) .

in that entire afternoon, that entire vconversation(?) was just jam packed FULL of moments of me just gettin so absolutely mentally stunlocked by the absolutely unintelligible shit he beent sayin lol. completely brazen, CHEST OUT, NO HESITATION. none of the stupid shit he said was held back, or thought about in any meaningful way shape or form. he fully believes in the shit he says and doesnt even realize how much he contradicts himself or how half that shit he says doesnt make sense OR how harmful it can be sometimes. he most of all doesnt get why or how his words can and DO effect the ppl he be talkign to. he doesnt get why ppl get mad at him for saying half the shit he does and all he does in response i just say some shit like “im just being HONEST, why are you so mad?” but i mean like. he just doesnt fucking get a lot of abstract concepts or have any sort of idea how to draw lines between two different correlating subjects or pick out common themes between differetn topics and subjects of conversation. most of the time i guess. like idk. every time my mom or i have talked to him and tried to explain something using an EXAMPLE of other cases where the thing we’re talking bout happened out there in the world he always. always .a lways asks without fail, “what does that have to do with we’re tlakign about”. the more i write about this the more i kept askign him questions during that evening, the more i think, HM. what if. theres a reason for this. cant even guess as to what that reason might be. but. what if. i want to know.

and i, like the fuckin stupid ass idiot i am, like to (try to) make SURE of things if theres even the slightest room for doubt... i kept trying to “UNDERSTAND” what exactly what the fuck it was he was saying and tryna understand what exactly it is that HE doesnt undestand bout what IM saying, hoping to like change my approach based of that new understanding of HIS understanding so i could try an REASON with him and his own harmful beliefs but lol... i finally realized after alla that that maybe its not worth all that time n effort tryna wade thru his  uncomprehensible and mindboggling bullshit. maybe i dont do a good job of explaining any of it in concrete terms that he could possibly understand　cuz by god does he only ever understand concrete concepts and things that he KNOWS but he. doesnt WANT to either. so.... like.... lol....  like i still do NOT have fukin words for any of how i feela bout it or how it felt hearing all the insane shit he was saying. i.... i dont kno what to make of it side from i dont want to talk to him ever again. also god i even brought up f*sc/sts cuz i was talkin about how lending an ear and platform to them will just let them trample over you and hes just like “oh well i think i could work something out with them if you sat me down with one of them” (or sumthing to that effect......uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughrrghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhgurhrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghgrurhuhrguhgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhgrguhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhruhgrhurgurguhrghruhuhruhrguhrguhrguhrgghghrgghgurhgruhruhgruhgruh) like.

tl:dr ig - the whole time i was tryna understand why my older brother (an his wife too probably lol) thinks he can talk to me since he doesnt want to stop misgendering and deadnaming me and why he feels he *cant* stop doing that while

-  completely trying to brush aside all the shit i was saying about how i hate talkign to him, cuz alls he wanted to do the whole time was talk about how i got into yet another fight that i didnt start with the shithead i live with and how he was potentially divorcing my mother as a result which TURNS OUT was just him conjuring up whatever threat he could to scare my mother into dealing with me or SOMETHING. like nothings really changed.

- i still need to get out of this house. but like. when i talked to my mom about it she said she didnt want to think about it (which i dont blame her for honestly) because its all “up in the air”. the divorce is “up in the air” the chance of them moving out or selling the house or wahtever “was up in the air” and like. it feels like nothings changed really. execpt for my contempt and hatred and fear i hold towards that man. it only burns more and more. real tl;dr ive said this so many times before. but hatred like this is truly a virulent poison... being a huge fuckign coward runs in th gtoddamn family i guess.

#w

[thebuttsmcgee]

Who do you think will voice broly in english now?

Yo! Thanks for the ask anon! As for the question, uhhhhh. Tbh I'm not too sure. Hmm. I think Dan Green would be kinda fun. Well for us I mean, Mr. Green would wreck his throat if he was Brol. I've seen some other choices too like Kaiji Tang, Robert McCollum and I think I even saw someone say Xander Mobius. One thing I do hope for tho!!! Is that they can roll their Rs when they're screamin like the japanese actor. It feels more feral and like he's losing control which is perfect for Brol when he's fightin, but also hopefully someome with a soft speakin voice for the lil peaceful scenes. I feel like [R E D A C T E D]'s perfomance was lackluster with this Broly. He was perfect with old broly cuz he didn't need to do much besides sound evil. Yea he was great with it but the thing is, I feel meh bout old broly. I loved him as a kid but years later I jus didn't find old broly cool anymore. So I don't put much thought into it. New Broly tho has more character and is actually likable becuz of more than just being "The LeGendAry EVil SaiyAn". Not to shame whoever likes old broly tho I mean I really don't wanna shit on old broly but also I got a lotta stuff to work with. Anways, the English dub for Brol wasn't awful but coulda been way better. Most of his screams were more wails than agonized screams. Brol, when paragus dies (lmao), is feelin way too much emotions. He's heartbroken over the death of his father, he's lost the only person he thought he could trust so far, all the while hes in his wraith form that he is barely controlling. When he screams, it isn't just one of agony and loss, it's of losing whatever control he had over himself and succumbing to his overwhelming power. Possibly guilt too. Bin Shimada I feel nearly perfected this and it made me oof real bad. He turned his screams quickly from sadness to pure chaos. Out of control. Eng one tho just wails which isn't bad or unfitting but he really doesn't sound like he's losin his mind. And another moment that sounded great was after Shenron was summoned, and Brol just lets everything out, he's raging but really? He's desperate. He screams out of desperation to gather what power he has left just to survive. He feels fear and rage. Eng one almost got that but they jus kept loopin the same scream. Which isn't NOT used in the japanese dub but c'mon, this was his real big money shot scream. Last part I'll talk about since this is way too long (Im so sorry seriously) is this moment

Look at him. That is complete fear. He even grew his pupils back outta fear. Bin Shimada did really good with his scream/ gasps. He sounded like he just woke up from a nightmare and is about to face what was in it. Heavy breathing and desperate gasps for air, almost like he was drowning. And the eng one almost got this too! So close! Buuut he just settled for a yell near the end. No gasps or anythin, jus a "wAUEGHH". Wasn't bad, actually kinda good but I liked the Japanese one better overall. Wow, I have gone WAY OFF TOPIC IM SO SORRY. My main point is that I hope it's someone who is close to Bin Shimada's performance but maybe with their own spin on it! Thank you again for the ask and I'm so so so sorry this was too long lmao.

#christ crackers this is too long im so sorry to all my followers #im jus a dumbass...i dunno how to do read more on mobile..also didnt expect for me to ramble on this much #long post #very long post #like wow im so sorry this is a long ask djsvzs #also im reeeally hopin this doesn't start discourse lmao. i liked the eng dub more overall #i jus like japanese broly more than the eng one. not to say the eng one was bad by any means #i jus really liked bin shimada's performance more #anonahma #butts answers #Broly

[its-better-than-an-opera]

so how about some eposette wedding hcs please

(aaahhh sorry this took me so long! im not quite happy with it but anway here’s some cute gfs getting married)

Cosette and Eponine have been together for years now and they never really discussed the subject of marriage.

Don’t get me wrong, Cosette loves the whole idea of wearing a beautiful dress and walking down the aisle to promise to spend her life loving Eponine but her girlfriend never made any hints that it was something she wanted and she doesn’t want to pressure her. It’s not like she minds - they don’t need a wedding ring to prove their love, so she stays quiet about it.

Little does she know Eponine actually does want to get married and she’s been thinking about it a lot lately, especially after Combeferre and Courfeyrac got married a few months ago as the first ones in their group.

But how on earth do you bring up this kind of topic? Just proposing out of the blue is out of the question. Not if she doesn’t know if Cosette even wants to.

“Just talk about this like adults” Grantaire groans when she talks (read: whines) to him about it. She raises an eyebrow and scoffs in response.

“You mean like you and Enjolras are?” “Shut up” She knows Grantaire has been thinking about proposing as well, however Enjolras has always had pretty clear opinions on marriage in the past and he’s scared of being rejected. What a hypocrite though.

They’re having a quiet night in, curled up on the couch together with a glass of wine, when Eponine does take Grantaire’s advice.

“Hey Zette?” Cosette hums in reponse, her head resting on Eponine’s shoulder.

“Do you ever think about getting married someday?”

She feels the body next to her still. “yeah of course, do you?”

Eponine only nods, nervously skimming her finger over the top of her wine glass.

“And…would you ever consider getting married…to me?” Cosette sits up to look at her but she keeps her gaze firmly on the glass, pressing her lips together.

“Ep, I love you. Of course I considered it! I just…you never seemed interested in marriage and i didn’t want to scare you off” Eponine’s head shoots back up again “I am interested though!”

“So you want to get married?” “Yes!”  “Good.”

Cue them beaming at each other like the adorable lovebirds they are.

The next weeks Eponine spends looking for a ring and planning the perfect proposal because now that she knows they both want this, she can’t wait. But in the end Cosette beats her to it by proposing first while having a picnic in the park. It’s all sappy and perfect and they proceed to spend the rest of the day dozing cuddled together on the blanket, neither of them quite believing the other is now their fiancée

Of course all of Les Amis are ecstatic when they find out and help out with their wedding arrangements. (Eponine may have whispered “now it’s your turn” into Grantaire’s ear when he hugged her)

Neither Eponine nor Cosette are one for big pompous weddings so it ends up being a small beautiful ceremony with just their friends, Valjean and Eponine’s siblings present (her parents are absolutely not invited).

They rented a lovely little venue and there are flowers everywhere, especially violets, white magnolias and ivy (Jehan helped a lot with that)

Cosette looks stunning in her lacy bohemian dress and flowers in her hair and so does Eponine who decided to wear a dashing tuxedo instead. Both can’t take their eyes off each other as Cosette is led down the aisle by her father.

Both of them cry during their vows but no one’s eyes stay quite dry (even Montparnasse blinks suspiciously often)

When the officiant announces “you may now kiss the bride” Eponine dips Cosette for the big smooch.

During their first dance these two are simply glowing (imagine ‘forever with me’ by nedra johnson this song is gay jsyk)

Valjean of course dances with Cosette for the traditional father-daughter dance whereas Eponine dances with Gavroche who keeps twirling her around to make her laugh.

The newlyweds get home in the early morning hours, drunkenly giggling and clinging to each other happily. Eponine is carrying her shoes in her hands and Cosette’s cheek ended up covered in Eponine’s lipstick during the taxi ride home.

All tiredness is forgotten as soon as they’re over the doorstep and kisses turn heated. “We do have to consumate the marriage properly”, Ep whispers against her new wife’s lips as she guides her into the bedroom.

#what even is this it's neither fic nor hc it's A Mess #sorry this is so bad #also i know the flowers meanings aren't quite perfect but i just liked how they looked together #eposette #eponine #cosette #asks #mine #persephonah #alcohol

[harryisntstraight]

Hey Bethan, not trying to get you killed by asking but I would quite like to know your onion... Im seeing lots of blogs responding to the thought of closet symbolism in the ad with like "lmao as if, yall nasty," and I get it b/c larries are saying it for the wrong reasons. But I also showed the ad to 3 people (ya know, as a proud mother would do) outside the fandom who literally just know Harry as "the quirky one" from 1D. All of them are lgbt+ and after watching they all said (p1)

Last ditch effort from mobile… When they watched they all asked something like ‘is he walking out of a closet?’ so outsiders see it too. Its just bothersome that reading Harry or his content as not straight warrants these ‘as if’ negative responses, like thinking he might subtly reference that in his art would in anway be a bad thing

omg i finally got the second part jdhfjdshlfjs but yes hello hi!! i mean i literally wasnt online yesterday at all so i havent seen any of the ~discourse~ surrounding it so i guess this is just my super raw unfiltered opinion without thinking too much about whether its Problematic™ or not. but to be frank, yes. like, i agree w you. i’ve always sort of had this huge issue with the heteronormativity in the 1d fanbase. like, as a larrie i didnt have to think too much about dissecting what was heteronormative or even homophobic and what was just being an ‘anti’ or just a fair larrie criticism bc theres kind of this group think that anything anti larry is harmful heteronormativity, which is just like… not true. but now yeah, i guess as a houie or whatever u wanna call it, its harder to make that call, if that makes any sense at all. going back to the point, i didnt immediately get the ‘coming out’ vibe from the teaser, i just saw it as him like……literally coming out of the dark and into public visibility again. like, the most literal artistic interpretation of the career moves he’s making. but like you said, i find it kind of… irritating and harmful that people would like, shrug off the idea of him producing content geared towards him not being straight like its some absurd theory with no basis in reality. i know ppl on here love to run the ‘dont assume sexuality’ line and act as if its somehow morally wrong or invasive to think of someone as not being straight based on their words and actions, but i truly dont see the problem with someone harmlessly saying ‘omg its kind of like he’s coming out of a closet’ if that was their interpretation of a short 30 second clip. like, i dont know?? i’ve always thought that its more harmful to assume an lgbt person is straight and to act like them being anything but is absurd and irrational, than it is to assume that a straight person is lgbt. i hope this makes sense and is like….relatively on topic sdjfhsd like i said i really havent been online so i’m not even sure what exactly people are saying but yeah. just my onion

#Anonymous