This is very self indulgence
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i wanna change nene’s hw symbol…
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Urge to write fanfiction
Alas it is 3:30am and I have no fuckin idea what I'd be writing
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
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Hobie and Noir both doing a two finger salute
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i think when it comes to the F+C finale it's important to see where the writers were coming from. And it's easy to do that, the lesson/moral they gave simon is fairly clear: Simon needs to appreciate his life because Betty sacrificed so much to get him here. alright, cool, that's good on paper.
I do Also think that the execution was poor.
up until this point, the crown has represented/could be viewed as many things. Alzheimer's, substance abuse, and anything else people have called it. In this series, a newer interpretation has arose: Suicide. And I'm certain the writers were aware of this. Depression and suicidal ideation are such strong themes in this series that they can't NOT be purposeful.
So their attempt at teaching Simon to appreciate Betty's sacrifice can ALSO be read as: Simon, the suicidal, on the verge of a relapse-man, gets put into a body of a child, (and that is very powerful imagery that does not help, actually) and is told nearly expressly that he fucked up in his relationship with the love of his life. He is told he should have sacrificed more for betty. And he says to himself: "Maybe i wouldn't have even found the crown". Basically it's simon pinning the blame on himself for his 1000 year curse on his mistakes with Betty. Which of course can be read as Simon's self loathing but the show does nothing to refute his statement, which i also have issue with. Simon putting on the crown was stated to be a Mistake. it was an accident. No matter what, the crown cursing him Was Not His Fault. Ever. It's not Betty's fault, it's not Simon's, it. was. a. Mistake.
regardless on if they should or should not have introduced these new flaws into simon's character, having simon learn his mistakes like This feels. icky. to me.
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I don’t think I talk about Heavy on here nearly as much as I should. Anyway I love him and his expressions so I did a study of the comics today teehee
Bonus meem
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I have a saw, and I'm not afraid to use it (woodworking affirmation)
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Little photo edit of 4144 because I'm obsessed with this stupid machine
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What’s up gang! Welcome back to another rant about Mac McDonald and his pathetic self.
Mac McDonald is such an amazing crafted character in my eyes because the fandom is able to take all aspects of him and make extreme angst with it. Like you got a guy who not only has fatherly issues, but also got a guy who’s a closeted gay man who really loves his friend who’s a fucking douche to him.. Butttt you also got a character who’s desperate to be seen as “cool” and a character who looks sad all the time that the entire fandom agrees he looks like a kicked puppy and-
I could go on and on and on but that will bore you. I seriously love his character for that reason, like you could look at any aspect of his life and just make him be the most miserable man out there. Like the angst.. UGHHHH dude the ANGST you can do with his character RAHHH
Hell, any sad edit or prompt or ANYTHING applies to him. Religious trauma? CHECK! Daddy issues? CHECK! Having financial issues? CHECK! Internalized homophobia? CHECKKKKK! He’s got it all, it’s the one and only MAC MCDONALDDDDD
Thank you and good night!
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Hi this is a genuine question and I hope I don't bother you too much, but you made that post abt not interacting with terfs and I'm new to Tumblr and everyone is talking about 'known terfs' and I don't get how one knows someone is a terf. Like the person you called out, it's not in their bio or in their pinned post, so how do I, someone with no background knowledge on the ppl in this community, keep myself safe from terfs?
if u use desktop, there's an extension called shinigami eyes that will label transphobic webpages w/a red outline. it's maintained solely by ppl reporting aforementioned URLs into the database tho so its not a catch all -- plus its good practice in general just to know what sort of signs to keep an eye out for.
terfs are fascists, particularly in the methods they use to try and rope ppl in to their idealology. there's a great series on youtube called the alt right playbook that breaks down How and Why the alt right acts the way it does, and it's a great jumping point for picking up on the sort of shit bigots dish out. (i recommend starting with this one since it has the broadest overlap imo.)
beyond that, keep an eye out for anything that reeks of bioessentialism: women are naturally x, men are naturally x, these are immutable facts that can't be changed, testosterone Makes You Violent, etc. ppl who self identify as feminists but then have a notable lack of anything related to transgender rights on their blog whatsoever, even if it's neither positive nor negative. ppl who call themselves gender critical, radfems, febfems, etc. anyone calling themselves a biological adult female or what the fuck ever. ppl who seem like they're neutral but who reblog/follow a bunch of other much more obvious terfs.
n these r just jumping points. best practice is just to be mindful of who ur interacting with and actively seek out trans ppl to follow and talk to. that's all i got for ya!
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Reason of the week for why i need a gf/partner: take bath with me after work to make sure i don’t fall asleep and drown
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Other people in the system changing their names: *picks a name they like with relatively little difficulty*
Me, extraordinarily bad at this apparently: what about air? Air can be a name right?
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Spider Player! Whos next 🤔
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I said I'd post his design and here he is!~ Plus some alternate designs and color passes!
I've no idea what to call him but he exists, so I'll just tag him as DT!Papyrus for now I guess? ¯\_(˚▽˚ )_/¯
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Julian: I need to dye my hair.
Garak: ...
Julian: Or get a tattoo.
Garak: ...
Julian: Or a piercing.
Garak: Why?
Julian: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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