#anyway! gay computers

[transgenderfivepebbles]

wrote another short story, enjoy these sad lesbian computers :]

#data pearls #rain world #looks to the moon #sliver of straw #i don’t think i was the first to ship them but i sure am the only one doing it on ao3 #i initially did it for the bit but it got increasingly bittersweet and compelling as i thought about it more #i have so so many thoughts about these two #but that’s something for another post #anyway! gay computers

[demadogs]

More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing I'd never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.

#this is the darkest fucking kiss in cinematic history i swear to god #this looks fucking insane on my phone but normal on my computer i really hope you guys have better phones than me #anyways. dont do drugs kids #actually dont do like anything from this book #except gay sex you can do that #my gifs #the goldfinch #donna tartt #boreo #theo decker #theodore decker #boris pavlikovsky #finn wolfhard #oakes fegley #usergay #lgbtsource #gay #lgbt #mlm #mlmsource #filmedit #dark academia #<- this shit is Not dark academia the whole book theyre skipping school lmao #but the book is always in those dark academia mood boards so im tagging it

[skrunksthatwunk]

losing my shit at this shot

noooo eiji im sorry you have to leave you're in danger you'll slow me down ohhh ok ash sorry im such a burden noooo you're not a burden we just live in different worlds and i don't wanna drag you into that distance distance distance meanwhile they're closer than ever. look at that you gay fucks your shadows are overlapping no matter how much you're in separate frames. jesus

#this is what living in two different worlds looks like btw. overlapping shadows #also that this happens while the sun is setting and yut-lung (who was Just talking about being the moon overlooking the night like 2 scenes #ago) is watching this and scheming. night is coming and it's bringing them closer together even as they stand far apart Anyway #banana fish #asheiji #also that hand clasp thing they did when ash got into the computer earlier in the episode (7)? I Know What You Are #the position of hands changes from laced fingers to unlaced between shots but what remains is. gay #also yut-lung looking at that also having an I Know What You Are moment pshdfjkdjf #man maybe i should do an episode-by-episode notable shot thing bc i really like the direction in this show okyy

[boysbeloving]

Which Gay Are You?

#kinnporsche #not me #bad buddy #old fashion cupcake #cherry magic #bl drama #bl meme #kinnporsche the series #bad buddy the series #not me the series #cherry magic the series #old fashioned cupcake #which gay are you? #i made in a WORD DOC on my WORK computer #the pics are not the same size and the font becomes weird #it is meant to suck....that is the aesthetic #as an editor i have to maintain CONSISTENCY for my actual work....this was cathartic #anyway here goes nothing

[rdmkysucks]

art dump

the rabbit is my new main oc lmaoo

#gay ass art dump #roblox regretevator #regretevator fanart #mannequin mark #poob #wallter #flesh cousin #roblox noob #main oc #fanart #jims computer #roblox #wallmark #mannequin mark x poob #mark x poob is a cute ship #i keep seeing it on tt #and sometimes on tumblr #anyways #skiddadles to the void

[longelk]

i caught insomnia from looking at

#The Moon #not her gay ass staring at the moon on her computer screen instead of the comically oversized bloodborne moon behind her 🤦‍♀️ #kaycee hobbes #inscryption #my art #fanart #has that oh shit moment when she reaches the final boss for the first time #decides to replace with pirate skeletons anyway

[raziraphale]

besties please

[Video ID: a short clip from Persona 4 Golden. The player and Chie are standing still in the middle of a hallway in the Secret Laboratory. Kanji and Yukiko and circling them at top speed, clearly stuck in a loop. End ID.]

#glad to have a reason to use my vita plugin that lets my computer read my vita as a video source when plugged in #couldn't get the audio in to work but ah well #not like any of the dungeon themes in p4g are particularily bagin #anyway girls and gays night out to rescue Naoto go crazy go stupid #persona 4 #persona #video #reilly.txt

[lale-txt]

someone just impulse ordered 15 balls of black wool to make a Judgeman plushie………

#bad at math but balancing it out with the gay determination and confidence to do anything I want #I hope it will come out as cute as I’m envisioning it in my mind #days of being glued to the computer and my phone always result in the craving of wanting to do something with my hands #anyway if Judgeman turns out cute I wanna try doing a Kenma kitty next #or maybe Bokuto owl…… #but for now I’ll be twiddling my thumbs till the wool arrives 👉👈 #lale.txt

[gaygryffindorgal]

hp riddle era; marcel hart

marcel is the second son of claudin hart and rhéa volta and the younger brother of rené hart. despite spending most of his childhood in the united states, marcel wanted to attend hogwarts and his parents allowed him to do so. he was sorted into ravenclaw and excelled academically.

@potionboy3

#i haven't yet decided what he'll do after graduation #entertaining the auror idea but we'll see #anyway here's rené's gay little brother #hp riddle era #marcel hart #*mine #this+some of the next gen aw posts might be the last edits i made on my computer rip in pieces

[ankhisms]

ryuuji being the only gobuster to understand french is possibly the funniest option and im so glad its real

#slight vague spoilers in the tags >>>>>>>> #>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #anyway. hiromu may not be able to understand what the weird gay computer is saying #about him as he becomes more and more deranged but unfortunately hiromus big brother ryuuji can #and he sure wishes he couldnt. local blue ranger regrets ever learning french after hearing what the freak computer just called his brother #gobusters lb

[eurydicees]

scrolling through my archives and i found the first fic i ever wrote. i was ~12 years old and it started like this

#riordanverse #percy jackson #pjo fanfic #a decade later and im still. Like this. #this was never finished and never posted btw. #it just lived on my parents desktop computer for YEARS #its only 4pgs but things i remember about my plan to finish it: demigod claimed by two gods (she has two demigod parents) #this makes percy realize he can marry annabeth (they are still sixteenish) #nico is gay for percy (i didn't know the word for that so i just made him hero worship percy & feel weird around annabeth) #that's all i got #i have no idea where carter was supposed to come in LMAO #anyways. at least my writing has improved over a decade. i would like to think

[starheirxero]

what do you think is the most sexy fascinating thing about computer parts ( or machine if you're willing )

i like gears turning and making cranking sounds as a starter :D

- 📦

OH MAN. OH STARS OKAY I’M ABOUT TO SAY SOME REAL EMBARRASSING SHIT AND I NEED Y’ALL TO BEAR ME WITH HERE OKAY AHAHSHTDHJVGJC

Gears turning and cranking sounds are ABSOLUTELY wonderful and I actually do enjoy those quite a bit myself!! (The daycare attendant has gears in their head apparently and so they have a constant idle clicking and shifting noise that I like to play on loop HAHA)

What I think is thee most downright flustering part of a computer is always the insides.

The wires and the small metal components and the circuit boards and all that fun stuff. Like these images, or this one, or this one. Those types of things are my FAVEEEE. I actually follow a wonderful wonderful blog for that kinda stuff too called “machine-guts” which I HIGHLY recommend if you’re anything like me LOL

There’s just something about seeing a computer with all the stuff you’re not supposed to see on full display. Wether it’s clear casing or missing casing or just being downright dissected, it is something I deeply adore and I truly honestly dream to someday be able to stick my hands in a bunch of wires or feel a computer’s circuit board and carefully build a pc in the gayest way possible.

AHEM. UH. STRAIGHTENS TIE. ALSO WORTH NOTING THAT JUST ANY EXCESSIVE WIRING/PIPING GETS ME TOO BUT YK AHSISHSODJDK

#asks #anon #📦 anon #LIKE I JUST #listen i do love a good old chunky computer or an old laptop or anything like that #but the moment it’s inner workings are exposed i am on my knees BAHABSJSBS #hence why the ruin dlc was terribly terribly exciting for me because we GOT TO SEE THE INSIDES OF THE DAYCARE ATTENDANT WOOOOOOOOO #BUT ANYWAYS. YEA IM NORMAL NOW. #thank you for giving me an excuse to be more objectum on main but also i’m so sorry for being so gay HAHAHA #obj kissing

[joelletwo]

[The Final sugi dying kitten betrayal -> utsuro-gin fight -> sakura boat imagination -> completely tonally consistent with these ginpachi-sensei closer]

now listen. u know i would rather die than post five nearly-uninterrupted minutes of a fight scene. so take that into consideration.

#slight-- #flashing #--in the first scene but i tried to cut the worst of it #sopping wet gintoki posting #videos #my computer is screaming at me. can i recall my thoughts. #i think theyre INSANE for that utsuro falling -> takasugi bound on the ground watching shouyou's execution transition. #rereading the manga fight scene. there IS some. how do i want to phrase this. unreliable perspective fuckery. retconning of memories. #nonliterality Mind Tricks. but like. things still happened. this movie here takes it so far that im like. IS GINTOKI EVEN REAL? #is this just the gintoki that lives in takasugi's dying brain and utsuro's dying brain that utsuro got from shouyou's humanity brain fungus #being his shinigami/psychopomp to walk him thru his first ever death. guhhhhhhh. littlest baby on the planet who is afraid of dying. #<- i love utsuro with all my heart. sorry for being mean to him at first turns out he's the char of all time meant for me. #anyways i think the movie is. SO BALLSY to stretch reality so far for their climax fight. and in such a. way. #taking place in complete silence. almost no actual fighting in the 200 Chapters Of Fighting arc fight scene conclusion. #reanimating so many key moments just to canonize the identity blurring triangle between three dead guys (tho gintoki gets kicked out of #the world of the dead on that sakura boat. sad.) #just a really ambitious thing to put in this aesthetically ugly and boringly standard as hell movie. AND TO SERVE WHAT END. #more standard as hell jump Power Of Friendship in the end. just with some extra weird cannibal ouroboros endless mirrors gay ass flavor. #<- gintama has always been abt making and surviving connections im not mad abt that but u know. got so generic lol. #thoooooo rereading the manga scene and understanding the plot more this time i do like the feeling that utsuro wasnt defeated so much as #just ran out his time. being kept busy from causing more problems in his final hours w a pointless fight hed never be able to turn down. #[about to digress 20 more times] anyways what else. theres an utsuro soft expression when he regrows sugi's arm that i like. interesting-- #choice. i also cut it but i love gintoki wandering gaze avoiding sugis eyes dying in his arms. and his fighting back tears so badly. #the way the dynamic and emotionally destroying shot transitions dont stop even while sugi's dying. someone on staff was working their ass #off for him and i appreciate that.

[blorb-el]

Once you got your engagement okayed by the marriage computer, Pre-Crisis Kryptonian marriages involved 2 consistent and essential aspects, the vows and the exchange of bracelets. The vows:

“In the name of Rao who kindled the sun, I take you, X, as my wife.” “In the name of Rao who shaped the moons, I take you, Y, as my husband.”

The couple would then exchange matching bracelets instead of rings. These bracelets were unique to each couple and color-coded - no one else was supposed to use the same colors. How this practically worked on a planet of millions is unknown.

Optional details and. ~citations~

These vows had a long history: they were in use for at least 17 generations, probably more, with the exact same words used in the wedding of Bur-El and Wedna Kil-Gor and their distant descendant Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van. (Superman Presents: The Krypton Chronicles, SPKC)

World of Krypton (WoK) (vol 1 not vol 2) has a fair amount of dialogue from the officiant as well: “Stand upon the Jewel of Truth and Honor, Jor-El II and Lara Lor-Van! Stand tall, swearing your love and allegiance, that all in this company may witness. For the vows you speak this day shall bind you as one for all eternity...before the eyes of man - and before the heart of Rao! Exchange the hued bracelets, my children! No others may wear the colors of Jor-El and Lara -- made husband and wife this day, and all days hence! May the countenance of Rao ever shine upon you, Jor-El and Lara!”

As mentioned, the couple to be married would stand on a crystal podium called “the Jewel of Truth and Honor,” possibly carved from the Jewel Mountains. Kal-L would later reconstruct this in the Fortress to get married to Lois on Earth-2. (Action 484 - Superman Takes a Wife)

(There was no officiant at this wedding, but to be fair Clark and Lois were already married as humans, and this was more a reaffirmation. Also there was no one to officiate.)

It was traditional to have statues of the parents of the bride and groom present (Superman 141 - Superman Returns to Krypton, SRTK)

It was acceptable for women to propose to men - Lara proposed to Jor-El. (WoK)

The officiant would wear purple, the bride would wear white. In the earlier wedding, the groom also wore white, but Jor-El showed up in a slightly nicer version of his normal day clothes (WoK and SRTK) (💀)

Weddings were rather public affairs; Kal-El, a stranger in a weird costume, witnesses his parents’ wedding in Kryptonopolis’s Palace of Marriage without being questioned (SRTK).

(Then again Jor-El and Lara getting married might have been the equivalent of the royal wedding since according to SPKC the House of El basically did everything ever.)

There is also a prehistoric wedding in SPKC which invokes Yuda, the old goddess of the moon, and also posits the marriage bracelets referencing the two moons: “by the glory of Rao, the sun, I take you X as my wife/by the mistress of the moons, Yuda, I take you, Y, as my husband.” Later Kryptonian society would shift towards monotheism and the reference to Yuda would be replaced.

(SPKC. The latter is set in a time before headbands were adopted as standard formal wear; interesting to see the women wearing them as opposed to the men.)

(WoK, with Kal’s presence referencing SRTK. The bottom right figure is Zod.)

(Action 484)

#anyway. sun/moon imagery canon #this doesn't have anything to do with weddings but did u guys know there was a canyon on krypton with constant rainbows #gay little canyon. yes i'm putting this into a fic. yes its a black mercy fic. #yes its a superbat black mercy krypton arranged marriage fic. #that dang marriage computer strikes again. #kryptonians are aliens

[poppy-ghost]

people who come into my job to have their computers fixed talk such big talk sometimes. everyone thinks they're special and they can skip the line ahead of the 40 other fucking laptops & pcs in the back who have already been in. then this guy last night bitched for an hour talked to 3 managers because he "spoke to someone on the phone who works here" that we could do a data transfer in less than an hour. which is actually impossible and he came in at 6 pm, two hours before we closed anyways. & then talked big about how he would pay extra to cut in front of everyone (which we don't do) and then when we FINALLY checked him in I was telling him the price for all his shit and he was like "UM excuse me." like incredulous. you said you'd pay to cut the line and then when I tell you the actual cost for diagnostics, data transfer, basic setup & software install you act like a little bitch again

#i work for big company not a local place so they dont let us skip but this guy was acting like a little bitch anyways #complained to me when i checked him in that he ''needed a drink'' after all that lile im sorry YOU wasted an hour here. cause we could have #been done 45 mins ago if you didnt throw a bitch fit about literally everything #and then was trying to brag about how good his business was doing and trying to impress me and i ignored him. then said i was gay #not just out of nowhere cause he asked why i moved here and i decided to pull the gay card . wanna be homophobic after all that bitch #like good lord you are SO irritating do a data transfer yourself YOU LITERALLY ALREADY HAVE A FLASHDRIVE abd you dont even know what #a basic setup is its when you SETUP THE COMPUTER YOU KNOW THE LIKE 15 MINS WORTH OF STEPS TO ACTUALLY USE THE COMPUTER !!!!!!! YOURE 30 #YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

[speeshularts]

OC character studies because I need to draw more

#hell yeah heres to my wrist/my whole right arm NOT hurting anytime i used the computer/drew now #it only took #looks at calender #3 MONTHS PLUS TO FEEL BETTER #anyway look at these gay people #oc #original art #emmett #art #skateboarding #baking #orion