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#anyway... t shirts
forecast0ctopus · 4 months
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how high is the tos kirk nip slip count
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egophiliac · 9 months
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I think Grim should also get a shirt
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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wrenderart · 11 months
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I’m very passionate about the price of the Costco hotdog
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calyxestra · 1 month
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blairaptor · 1 month
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This one's for the Hunter girlies
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holocene-sims · 4 months
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belle of the ball ❄️✨🤍
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susartwork · 11 months
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What a touching speech...
Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day! The event is hosted by @insanelyadd | @letpapyrussayfuckofficial (And this design I drew for Paps is a mix of all their Ambassador Papyrus designs!)
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cutetanuki-chan · 1 year
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the process of packing Marcy's suitcase gets a bit delayed
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imperatorrrrr · 6 months
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Nico Hischier x Carl F. Bucherer
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gaytedlasso · 10 months
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Happy Pride to Trent Crimm and his gay little t-shirts
still images of each shirt below the cut
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baggy-holmes · 2 months
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two kinds of comfy
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softpine · 2 months
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take your time, let the rivers guide you in you know where you can find me again
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matd0 · 1 year
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bro is lost 😨
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brookbee · 2 years
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I don’t know if this is cursed information for anyone else, but the Most Iconic Captain Kirk shirt from TOS is enclosed with velcro
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quirkle2 · 5 months
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teru time!
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