#anyways there you go y’all

[wellexcuusemee]

Cute little kinky updates for ppl following the saga that happened over the past few days when my lovely gf was staying with me✨

We took a bath together and I was laying against her, and she farted and it bubbled hehe

Had a panic attack last night and after she comforted me and I was feeling better, she let out such a bubbly fart and smirked and it made me laugh and smile lmaoooooo

LOTS of burping in my face, and vice versa🤭 I took a shot at burping in her face and on her pussy in bed per her request, and her little moans 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️❤️✨

Burped super loudly in my ear while leaving a restaurant and said “just for you!”

I came back from the restroom and she says “I farted :)” and I’m like “:0 and I missed it?!” Because she likes to tease me✨

I had the stomach ache of the century after All-you-can-eat sushi and I could NOT stop farting after sex lmaooo, her little giggles at it and teasing me with “mm, somebody’s gassy tonight~!” despite the fact that she doesn’t get sexually turned on by farts like I do. She’s a big support hehehe

#anyways there you go y’all #farts #farting #eproctophilia #fart kink #gas #gas kink #female farts #girls farting #burping #eructophilia #burp kink

[emry-stars-art]

Jellyfish, specifically JellyNeil has no concept of gender nor does it remotely care about its gender until a very specific series of events

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

#tbf Neil still doesn’t care #Andrew gets angry hearing Neil’s ‘I’m whatever you want me to be’ #until he realizes Neil genuinely has no preference #Neil’s not saying it because it’s going to change itself for Andrew #or anyone else #but because Neil *wants* to be what Andrew likes #(even tho sharkdrew doesn’t mind his agender jelly partner) #(technically. it’s much easier for Andrew to admit to himself he’s catching feelings after this moment) #does this make sense. does this come across #ANYWAY #there’s more to be said on the topic but y’all have fun #it/he jellyNeil with interchangeable pronouns I think is what I’m sticking with #for now anyway we’ll see how this develops #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #renee walker #dang she doesn’t have a mer tag yet either #andreil #jellyneil #sharkdrew #oops all mers au #mer au #jellyfish

[delizbin]

You know, he likes her better without all that makeup on

#if anyone knows fanfic where haymitch is flabbergasted by seeing effie without makeup on for the first time please send them my way #I’m just a sucker for haymitch realizing he’s a fool and that was standing before a goddess this whole time #which is with and without makeup on anyway #but he’s just … you know… haymitch #anyway #these two are going to be the death of me #whoever keeps up with the strawberry blonde hair effie trope… i like you #y’all #i’m listening to wasteland!baby by hozier while drawing this #listen to it for a complete experience #fanart #hayffie #effie trinket #haymitch x effie #haymitch abernathy

[the-strawberryfarmer]

“I’m not letting him go”

:’)

#gotg 3 spoilers #guardians of the galaxy volume 3 #SPOILERS #Peter quill #rocket raccoon #y’all I was a mess at this scene #goodness gracious #I felt like he wasn’t going to die but when things started going south my heart DROPPED #Peter being so desperate to save him #absolutely REFUSING to let him go #broke me #definitely broke me #anyways yeah thank you James Gunn 🥹 I love these characters so much

[sweetest-honeybee]

Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do ship stuff

Also me: Okay but hear me out-

#first of all I wanted to draw the face smoosh in the first pic so y’all get that #but also not understanding the romantic context of the ‘I love you’ so he just says it right back 🥺 #anyways sue me he deserves love #I did these like hours ago 😂 #my art #wally x julie #wally x eddie #uhhhh #guess I’ll main tag #wally darling #julie joyful #eddie dear #welcome home #also stole the pointy eared Julie from 4ppo_juice on Instagram pls go check them out #welcome home project

[peachdues]

Thinking about a Greek mythology/gods/goddesses forbidden love AU where a sweet, innocent goddess spends her days getting fucked absolutely senseless against the columns of her temple/in her forest by her handsome god whom she’s not supposed to be seeing but she just can’t help herself.

Or, in the alternate, said goddess learns why her mother and nymphs always warned her away from wandering into certain parts of the forest, lest the wrong eye catch sight of her

#idk what this is but do y’all see where I’m going #anyways #I love forbidden romances and fucking right under watchful eyes #I also love the idea of fucking everywhere you shouldn’t

[bluesgras]

RAHHH THERES 1000 OF YOU WOOOO

i don’t even know what to say but thank you all so so so so so so much. that’s like at least 10 of you. that’s a lot man

ANYWAY DTIYS RULES OR WHATEVER

#bluesgras1k so i can see it, you can tag me if you’d like to as well!

uhh it can be anything vaguely similar or themed around the photo and SD leo? yeah i think that’s it. no deadline, though i guess if you want one, the end of november. other then that go wild tumblr

and thank you

#can you tell i have no idea what i’m doing #anyway yeah #go wild #i will be happy with any and all things anyone creates #you guys are awesome #special thanks to the sep council and the beans server for talking me through making this thing #especially when i lost half my progress (fuck you clip studio) #y’all some of the nicest people i’ve ever met #blues notespad #tmnt #tmnt snapdragon #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #bluesgras1k #right it’s 2am #bed time

[lilybug-02]

CT Comic Speedpaint - Page ??? (Part 25) I’m not keeping track 😔

#I don’t know I really like showing my progress and this comic. It’s kind of consumed my entire life. #so why not #I need to make a Patreon so badly. But I’m so busy with college I could not keep up with it right now. #If you stay till the very last moments you can tell that I actually wanted Chara to stop Kris from running away #But since I knew Susie was going to be showing up anyways I figured I would just cut the scene #I felt it would lengthen too much of the script and provide unnecessary tension to an already extremely tense scene #anyways hope y’all enjoy :) #deltarune chara timeline #my art #speedpaint

[waddles-ex-machina]

I know maybe some of us are grieving the gang losing their signature colours but can we talk abt how frida is slowly shifting into kaisa’s colour palette

#like…the grey sweater..the purple shoes and headband (also the headband is such a cute addition 10/10) anyway dont mind me I’m going insane #frida becomes the future keeper of the books confirmed #everyone with a kaisa-frida sister AU or hc come get y’all juice #hilda the series #Hilda season 3 #OH YEAH Frida’s original hoodie colour was purple right?? and they changed it to be harmonious w Hilda and David I would guess so it’s kinda #cool her OG colour makes a comeback #sorry I’m obsessed w colours on this show #*shakes colour palette choices* what do you MEAN??

[o-wild-west-wind]

thinking about this post on how Ed’s impossible bird alludes to the albatross and now all I can think about is how these past 3 episodes feel like a play on the Rime of the Ancient Mariner…he’s crashing weddings to make sure everyone knows that he’s the mariner who shot the albatross, who cursed his luck and life; but what’s interesting is he also seems to be his own albatross. it’s his own weight hanging around his neck. and the act curses his crew—he kills the part of himself that guides sailors safely—and they are now forced to turn on him, their souls sucked away by his curse. and he’s ready to reconcile the guilt of it all via his own death, he wants to do so, but he just cannot seem to die:

“Alone, alone, all, all alone, / Alone on a wide wide sea! / And never a saint took pity on / My soul in agony.

The many men, so beautiful! / And they all dead did lie: / And a thousand thousand slimy things / Lived on; and so did I.”

but then finally, in the darkest night of the greatest carnage, he’s suddenly reminded that he’s not alone like he thought—there’s life in the sea, and it’s beautiful and fiery-warm. and it’s the moment he feels love again that the albatross finally frees itself from his neck and falls into the water. it’s the feeling of love that breaks the curse.

…is this something? can’t tell if this is a thing or if i’m charlie day meme-ing myself this show has broken me

#take my interpretation with a grain of salt bc it came from me listening to weight of living pt. I by bastille and getting in my feels #yeah I’m listening to bastille in 2023 but you know what I’m also on tumblr so take a look in the mirror if you’re going to judge #anyway I can’t stop thinking about this show how y’all doin #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd meta #edward teach #rime of the ancient mariner

[sapphoscorner]

I have a longer post for this where I’ll go into detail on this, because I think people need to understand where this is coming from, but I really need our life fans to understand that game is queer and it’s so clear that some of you are avoiding making tamaracks mcs only because she’s a girl, and fat and because y’all hate sapphics.

I saw an anon asking for another game with a male li, as if 90% of otome games aren’t about straight romances or around men. Can we sapphics have something? Or do we constantly need people showing us down our throats men and men romances? Are y’all able to survive without men?

We have a fucking game where neither of the mcs are men, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE THID OR DO YOU HAVE TO BRING MEN INTO THIS ONCE AGAIN???? Because some of you seem, SO DESPERATE to have men in this to the point where you’re misgendering qiu and is fucking annoying

#our life #our life now and forever #olnf #our life: now & forever #soar's rambles #anyways #again bigger post in drafts #just had to vent this because I will fucking go insane #I don’t even mind cishets playing the game just don’t erase the queerness of it #the only tamarack mc I’ve found is a man why are you guys scare of sapphics? #make girls kiss you cowards #oooh girl on girl action ooooh scaryyy #and also fatphobia #y’all hate fat people and it shows

[rhymaes]

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) // Anne Carson

#just thinking abt how li lihuan’s life was never his until he remade it into something he knew he was never going to be able to keep #& even then not really when so much of it was formed in the shadow of what had once made him #& as soon as he’d found something. someone. to live for. he couldn’t. #when your myth becomes your god and your future fractures you into a pawn. ruled by the actions of those surrounding you #who get to move you as another piece in their own game. and your personhood is lost. until the one person you meet who loved you first as a #legend begins to know you truly and love you as a person & as yourself. to the point that reconciling you as the same myth becomes a cruel #ty. to see what you have & to know you are going to lose it. to look at your soulmate. the person who knows you #in your bones. your best friend. and to be seen. and to know you cannot keep him. ANYWAY. #mysterious lotus casebook #bet y’all thoguht i was over them I. AM NOT. i will never be. holy fuck. never. #li lianhua #li xiangyi #fang duobing #fang xiaobao #di feisheng #mlc #mlcedit #cdrama #parallels

[fahbev]

hey @sillysealll!! Im the anon who sent you this ask. I did in fact end up doing it.

So here’s my… I don’t even know what to call it? It’s not a redraw because I definitely traced it, but it’s also more than just a coloring job. I guess I can call it an edit?

Here’s my edit of the first page of sillysealll’s amazing kid gang au!

and down here is the original ⬇️

soooo… you may have noticed that I changed Jason’s outfit. That was by accident 😔. I misunderstood his clothes and by the time I realized, I was already committed. So then I thought… what if he’s just borrowing Dick’s hoodie? So I colored it red and here he is. Wearing Dicks hoodie.

also, I tried to keep with the original style, but by the time I got to inking that was kind of out the window bc I got super pen-happy.

Oh, also also! Nobody asked but this was my Batmobile ref (I flipped it)

I gotta find a faster way of coloring— I literally traced your art and it still took me 11 hours

#That Batmobile prob took the longest #I copy pasted it so I only drew it twice #but I made a bad decision with my layers so I had to ink it all four times separately #coloring it was confusing as hell and now that I’m zoomed way out I can see how odd it looks #Guys I’m not used to drawing metal that isn’t curved #I didn’t know where to put the highlights so I just shaded it like hair 😭😭 #There’s a few other things I changed but all in all I tried to stick close to your vision #also that tire and his shoes took me awhile #Want you to know also that I sketched in bright magenta #fun fact I didn’t even ink the third panel #that one was very closely traced so the sketch was super clean and I didn’t wanna ink all those details #so I just turned it black and moved the layer up #I inked the Batmobile tho #This is probably gonna be the only page I do #Anyway y’all know that hyperfixation state where you draw for four hours straight and then suddenly you realize you’re starving and also — #have to pee super bad and you don’t even know what room to go in first? #Been awhile since I’ve been able to activate that

[theminecraftbee]

“I’m mom’s favorite,” Scar says cheerfully. “You know normally she’s less obvious about it but today—”

“You know that wasn’t mom, right?” Bdubs says, crossing his arms, closing his eyes, and tapping his feet. “Mom would never kill Etho like that.”

“She really would,” Scar says.

“No, Etho’s too good at PVP. That wasn’t Cleo. An imposter!”

Scar pauses.

“Ohhhhh. I mean I knew it wasn’t Cleo,” Scar says.

“What?” Bdubs says.

“I still want to call her mommy though,” Scar says.

“SCAR,” Bdubs says loudly as Scar giggles. He decides words will no longer work at that point, and tackles him.

#suggestive #yeah not glorifying this with tags. #saw this in my drafts while going back to clean up a ficlet I started writing today #and was like. Fuck it sure I’ll inflict this on y’all #trafficshipping #<- JUST IN CASE NOT REALLY #anyway take this irrelevant stupidity in the middle of finale celebration and carry it with you or whatever

[ghostdrinkssoup]

moriarty and sherlock are criminal x investigator written by straight people and hannibal and will are criminal x investigator written by gay people hope that helps

#never thought I’d be sherlock posting here hello #I’ve been watching it with my mum and y’all were right about the queerbaiting my god it’s as bad as supernatural #even my MOTHER pointed it out 😭😭 #moriarty is kicking his feet and calling sherlock sexy and giving him his number only to show up like did you like it when I acted GAY #IT WAS BUT A DISGUISE like steven moffat what are you silly? #could’ve done anything with that dynamic idk there’s a whole triple foil thing going on with watson #also the trope where character a freaks out when character b is in danger (pool scene you know the one) #and moffat makes it so AWKWARD with the gay jokes like what is he doing #meanwhile hannibal is telling will that if he saw him everyday forever he’d remember this time #and that he let him know him and see him and will wonders if they could survive separation 😩 #moffat ruined my life and I don’t even GO here #anyway sherlock fandom I’m so sorry for what they did to you 💔 #sherlock #sherlock holmes #jim moriarty #sheriarty #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[acesstark]

new loumand kiss clip leaked and can I just say I’m so glad that being in the marvel fandom taught me how to multiship in peace cause some of y’all are…

#they’re going to fuck nasty next season while lestat is rotting in a dump ! get over it ! #doesn’t mean you can’t still ship loustat y’all get over yourselves #lestats my best friend my twin flame but he deserved worse than what he got let’s allow Louis to fuck his way through Paris if he wants #but anyway that clip was fucking amazing did you see Armand pulling Louis’s tie AND THE KISS UGH I LOVE THEM SO BAD #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #armand #louis de pointe du lac #loumand