#ask a moose

[missiemoosie]

does your artblock ending mean you're finally gonna get back do doing hobbit art? your random fanart is fine and all but i followed you for hobbit art :/

Anon, this is not the way to ask if someone's going to draw for a certain fandom again and, in fact, works to discourage someone from drawing for it.

But to answer you: I'm working on the last 4 saintly dwarves and have been trying to find cheeses for them.

#ask a moose #how *not* to ask a moose about fandom art

[art-by-moosie]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

Oh no, I've been attacked~!

#ask a moose #thank you for asking~! #appreciation ask game #ask game

[draculagerard]

#APPRECIATE THE EFFORT GUYS. unfortunately im a fucking dumbass #got lucky and the professor excused me this time #moose blabber #moose asks

[llovelymoonn]

hey sweet pea, can we have a complication of poems/excerpts that make you fall in love with love and all mushy and gooey inside?

casey reiland my boss informs me that moose are dying \\ james baldwin if beale street could talk (via @morepeachyogurt) \\ virginia woolf the years (via @weltenwellen) \\ keaton st. james rural boys watch the apocalypse \\ sayaka saeki bloom into you \\ james baldwin giovanni's room \\ peter gizzi lines depicting simple happiness (via @typewriter-worries) \\ @typewriter-worries \\ lizzie cernik how we met: 'it's like waking up to sunlight every day. i yearned for a soulmate - and i've found her' (via @havingrevelations) \\ jules ryan gravecleaner: "bloodwater" (via @springmyth) \\ @nobaracore \\ ladan lakshiri what does love mean? see how 4-8 year-old kids describe love \\ svetlana alexeivich voices from chernobyl (tr. keith gessen) [lyudmila ignatenko speaking about her husband, deceased firefighter vasily ignatenko] (via @papenathys) \\ aimee nezhukumatathil lucky fish: "baked goods" \\ thomas campbell \\ @soracities \\ vladimir nabokov in a letter to his wife véra, jul 8 1926 (via @saintesorciere) \\ anne carson recreation \\ victoria hannan kokomo \\ victoria hannan kokomo

kofi

#there's a lot <3 #on love #asks #anonymous #mine #my webweaving #webweaving #web weaving #webweave #web weave #webweaves #casey reiland #my boss informs me that moose are dying #if beale street could talk #james baldwin #virginia woolf #the years #bloom into you #sayaka saeki #giovanni's room #peter gizzi #lines depicting simple happiness #lizzie cernik #jules ryan #gravecleaner #bloodwater #nobaracore #ladan lashkari #voices from chernobyl #keith gessen

[dreamlogic]

so my mom has a new puppy, she's a 3 mo old anatolian shepherd/irish wolf hound mix. get a load of the fucken paws on this beaft, she's like a bobcat

#cc #doge #also met her dad (the anatolian) and his shoulders were about hip height on me. apparently he was the runt of his litter #this puppy is going to grow up to be a tan moose #to those in the tags asking various flavors of WHY and WHO DID THIS #uuuhhhh my mom's partner and his ex never fixed their dogs and were somehow surprised when Puppies Happened #so the answer is happy backyard accidents! yayyyy!!

[hyunsvngs]

hiya juno sooo i had a hard piss thought if you wanna read

(this can be ot8 x reader orrr reader x jisung with skz in the car? whichever youre more comfortable with ofc) (also readers gender not specified) (also not 9th member just members partner)

So reader in the car (a van for everyone) with the rest of skz and oh they have to pee, and BAD. what better idea than to ask little sungie to drink it all up for them cuz they wont have another stop for a while and its bad manners to get to an event and immediately ask for a bathroom, and plus, youve got a little urinal right there! ofc he'll drink it all up like a good boy he is but now youve got to deal with him being hard and needy infront of everyone :((

-moose anon <33

YNDER THE CUT BC MAYBE THIS IS KIND OF HEAVY??? IDONT KNOW ITS HOT THO

“open,” jeongin grunts, soft cock between his long fingers. you’re squirming on your own seat when jisung’s lips part, his fingers scrabbling for purchase on jeongin’s thighs as jeongin pushes his cockhead between his lips. there’s a pause, and then a groan as jeongin starts to let go, the stream flooding jisung’s mouth as he gulps it down diligently. “ah, hyung, yes. drink it, drink it all.”

he’s such a piss slut, your boy. you can see how hard he is in his pants, grabbing at the fabric and attempting to alleviate some of the pain, but he still lets jeongin relieve himself in his mouth. you know what’s next. he’ll wiggle over to you and attempt to get your pussy in his mouth, attempt to suck you dry of your own piss, and you can’t wait.

jeongin’s finished, but jisung’s laving his tongue over his cockhead eagerly, eyes wide and desperate. seungmin’s hand envelops in jisung’s hair, yanking his head back. “don’t be such a fucking slut, jisung,” he chastises, eyebrow raised. “there’s other people in this car needing to piss. you can suck cock later.”

“but i want- now-“

“jisung, baby,” you cut him off, fingers pulling your skirt up. you’re not wearing underwear and honestly you’re so desperate that you were going to piss into a bottle, but jisung’s wriggling himself out of seungmin’s grip as soon as he sees your pussy. you’ve dribbled a little bit already, and you sigh when jisung’s head is finally between your thighs, licking up the tiny bit of piss on your pussy. “mm, ready? i got some for you, baby.”

“mm, wan’it,” his voice is muffled, but you nod, and then you’re pissing. the stream fills jisung’s mouth up easily, and you hear chan groan, shifting in his own seat. jisung keens into your folds and you realise hyunjin’s shoved a hand down the front of jisung’s joggers, fingers wrapping around his cock.

“if i don’t make him cum, he won’t leave us alone,” hyunjin explains, lips plush and almost too pink against jisung’s neck. “i’ll make you cum, sungie, just drink your piss and be quiet.”

#juno’s asks ♡ #moose anon 💌 #asks: ot8 #PISS!

[cod-dump]

It's like 1 in the morning but thought struck me

141 is at the Shadow's base for a mission, so Gaz and Ghost are chilling, they then hear yelling. Hear comes Star running in, pauses, then somehow uses the walls to climb into the ceiling, as the two are sat confuse, Graves runs past, very pissed.

Star jumps down and takes off in the other direction with Graves behind him. Ghost and Gaz are just astonished as how the hell did he climb into the ceiling and what did he do

:3 now to sleep cause I am tired but this was just shaking around my head so I had to send the ask lol

Star parkouring his way through Shadow Co. base to avoid Graves’ wrath… and not a single Shadow is stepping in to help. He most likely pissed off only Graves and every other Shadow just finds it hilarious to watch their commander run after one of the most nimble of their ranks. Eventually someone would step in to put an end to it (usually after Graves’ threatens someone’s paycheck).

Sometimes these chases end in Moose’s office, Star choosing to use Graves’ favorite to get a less severe punishment for his meddling. Ghost and Gaz may have only witnessed a fraction of the chase, maybe only seeing the end when Star runs to Moose for protection. They have no idea how long Star was barely evading capture.

#cod oc: star #shadow company moose #cod oc #shadow company oc #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #drabble

[annimoose]

So,

When will wizard strip clubs become a thing?

#asking for myself #not a friend #wizard #wizards #wizard shit #moose rambles

[sparklecryptid]

I had no patience for people policing other peoples ships before i went to library tech school and library tech school has make me a little bit pissy about the entire thing actually.

#its 1:47am i am not going to rant about it #but Jesus Christ on a cracker i hate how censorship has become common and almost mainstream if it’s ’for the right reasons’ #fuck you and fuck your ‘right reasons’ #there is no reason to deny someone the ability to create or access material that you don’t agree with #‘but-‘ i do not careeee about your arguement it is my job as a library worker to provide ACCESS TO INFORMATION FOR EVERYONE #‘but it has siblings that kiss!’ DONT CARE. BOOKS DO NOT DICTATE MORALS. MOVE ON. #‘but it has (insert other thing)’ DONT CARE. THE PATRON ASKED FOR THIS BOOK. THEY ARE GETTING THE BOOK. NEXT #‘but but but THE CHILDREN’ THE CHILDREN NEED ACCESS TO INFORMATION JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. I AM NOT PARENTING YOUR CHILD. #IF CONTENT MAKES YOUR CHILD UNCOMFORTABLE BECOME THE PERSON THEY GO TO TO TALK TO IT ABOUT #OR TELL THEM THAT ITS OKAY TO CLOSE THE BOOK AND PUT IT AWAY #IT IS NOT MY JOB TO MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD IS FOLLOWING WHATEVER RULES YOU HAVE ON MEDIA CONSUMPTION AT YOUR HOUSE #MY JOB IS TO PROVIDE THE BOOK.DVD.THING. THEY WANT #YOUR CHILD NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO CONSUME MEDIA CRITCIALLY AND THAT SOMETIMES THAT INCLUDES #READING THINGS THAT MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE AND THEN HAVING A SAFE ADULT TO TALK TO IT ABOUT #AND NEWSFLASH: IF YOU ARE NOT SEEN AS SOMEONE SAFE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR CHILD WILL GO ELSEWHERE OR JUST #NEVER TELL YOU WHAT THEY ARE CHECKING OUT #anyway. turns out i did go on a rant. whoops. #moose rants

[pampanope]

Since it's only 7 days till Halloween do you think the shadow company would have a big Halloween party with everyone doing costumes and what would Graves costume be?

It’s a damn revelry and the Shadows have a vote on what Graves ends up wearing; it thrills and terrifies him what they come up with XD

Also put in 4 OC cameos from other tumblr users! 3 of which I’ve drawn, the other I only lurked around 👀

I abused the bokeh lights brush but it’s so fun 🤣

#happy halloween~ #phillip graves #shadow company #ask #shadow 3 07 #shadow 3 09 (cod oc) #shadow company moose #sangrra (cod oc) #shadow 7 11 (cod oc) #simon ghost riley #my sruff #call of duty #mwii

[missiemoosie]

hey! are you still doing the doodle prompts? because if you are you should totally do one where Fili's giving Gytha something he knitted for her as thanks for her making him a new leg!

What a coincidence--Fili does actually knit her something as thanks for the new leg and it happens to be a shiny new pair of gloves!

The leg in question (from 2020):

For those of you not in the know, some backstory:

I headcanon Fili as having lost his leg during BoFA and, while he was recovering, Ori taught him how to knit. Since then, he's become a quite a skilled knitter, as it helps distract him from the worries of being a crown prince.

Gytha, meanwhile, is an Ironfist. And my Ironfist headcanons are that they and the Durins do not get along (I think I got it from one of the old LotR ttrpg games?) and that the skin of the Ironfists' hands are actually metallic, like...well, iron and it allows them to grab red-hot metal from the forges barehanded and whatnot.

The thing about Gytha, though, is that she's an exiled Ironfist and she does her best to keep her hands covered at all times so as to not let anyone know she's an Ironfist except when she's making prosthetic limbs or repairing things in the smithy.

#ask a moose #thank you for asking~! #my ocs gytha #fili #the hobbit #fanart #fili x oc #fili x gytha #one of these days I will draw gytha with all her layers of clothing again #but for now i'm using her as body roll practice #moosie's art

[lesbonym]

Oh noooo I accidentally stumbled upon this abandoned altar in the forest that’s glowing with a mysterious light… it’d be a shame if some Olde ᚴᚢᚦ awoken and fucked me over it

- 🫎

(Hiiii babyyyyy. Finally worked on this one <3)

Mmm, such a cute mortal happening across my altar. Daring to wake me, but I suppose I find you are worthy enough to worship me. But there's no use to clothing when you pray to your ᚴᚢᚦ, need you bare for when I bend you over my altar and claim you as mine.

Fill you to the brim as I use you like a good worshipper should let me. So long since I've felt warm mortal flesh against my own. Don't worry, I notice your moans and your little quivering body. Your pleasure doesn't matter to me, but perhaps your pleas amuse me enough to edge you over and over.

Gods, you feel so perfect around me, like you were made to be used. All for me. The best human I could claim as my toy. Need to mark you as my own, keep you all to myself. Your cute voice mutters the cutest prayers, I can't help it. Need to fuck you into oblivion.

#Nym's daydreams #basically #inspiration #god kink #worship kink #thanks for making my god complex even worse #love youu #moose <3 #🫎 #emoji anons #emoji anon #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #nblw #anon ask #anon asks #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft #sapphic nsft

[draculagerard]

They should invent a way for me to show up at my mutual’s doors with flowers

#all I’m asking for is just a chance to walk up to Noah’s house and ask him if he wants to go to the park with me #moose blabber

[enhanced-operatives-division]

I finally figured out how to draw her,,,

#i wanted to jump for joy the first time i got it #i love her sm....... #I've been wanting to doodle her for ages #and now i CAN and it's AMAZING #i hope everything js alright in general sbdhj I don't have anyone i can really ask in terms of getting her features right? #plus i was working off memory but I THINK it's ok #any tips are appreciated but know im literally working with what's in my pencil case 95% of the time #i digress i love her so so so much #she's wonderful #and i hope we get to see her truly happy in game 4 #you have NO IDEA #ieytd #i expect you to die #roxana prism #[agent moose's art]

[civetcider]

i LOVE Oakley and Traver, and they remind me soooo much of myself and the butch i am currently pining after 🥲 Fishing In The Dark by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band makes me think of them every time i hear it and i feel like you need to hear it too if you're not already familiar

aww man there's a song i haven't heard since i was a lil kid! totally forgot about it until this ask but woof definitely fills me with some warm fuzzies now a days haha thank you so much for the great song! i'm so happy to hear ya like them!!

#furry #ask #lil baby crayon drawing for you #i hope your butch romance goes well #i have another comic in mind for them but daang i be BUSY #theres also a few other characters i wanna add into their lil universe #one being a butch moose forest ranger that keeps catching them fishing where they aren't suppose too #SOON hopefully #i should make them a tag probably #Oakley and Traver

[hyunsvngs]

Juno onions are needed!!

minsung sex with switch!minho and bottom!jisung and top!reader but but but jisung calls reader mommy and it sends minho into his cute safe little subspace and all he can think of is his mommy and his whiny daddy taking care of him <3

-moose anon

lov ethis LOVE THIS "his whiny daddy" YEYYYAH

i think it would be so fun if you were sucking both of their cocks at the same time. on your knees yet still the perfect figure of dominance, their lengths hard and aching in front of your face. jisung's licking at minho's bottom lip, sucking and biting and whining into his mouth and minho's smirking, one hand in jisung's hair while you just take care of their cocks.

"mommy," jisung whines, head lolling onto minho's shoulder. minho blinks, slow and cat-like, and his lips part. "mommy, mommy. your- hnnng, fuck, your mouth, so wet, so warm, please, please-"

you giggle, pulling off of jisung's cock to lave your tongue over minho's cockhead. you keep jisung's cock in a firm grip, your hand pumping his shaft steadily and smiling at the way it leaks. "mm, let baby have mommy's mouth, daddy. he's being so good kissing you the way you like, isn't he?"

jisung wails. his hips buck into your hand, and before minho even knows he's saying it, he's whimpering too. "mommy, mommy, oh my god-" you bob your head on his cock, taking notice of his half lidded eyes, his floaty gaze. jisung kisses at his neck, one hand coming down to press fingers against his hole. minho grips jisung's bicep, hard and firm. "daddy! daddy, please, please!"

"mm, kitty wants daddy to finger his hole?" jisung snickers, mad with power at minho's newfound state. minho nods eagerly, the tips of his ears flushed red and his eyes almost crossing to look at you sitting in front of his cock. "okay, kitty. let mommy and daddy help you."

#juno’s asks ♡ #moose anon 💌 #asks: minsung