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inkskinned · 7 months

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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.

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wombywoo · 6 months

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sunshine ☀️

#cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #mw2 #mw3 #mw3 spoilers #my art #I...I have nothing to say #this is so half-assed I'm sorry babe #I just...needed to make something

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milunessence · 2 months

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coming storm

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lil-beanz000 · 5 months

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Fucked around with a new brush~ I absolutely hate it….. an this isn’t my fav drawing too but oh well 😅 posting it anyways I guess~🙃

#rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt donnie #idk why he’s on the pond babe #dont ask me #make it up #my art #shittty art is shit #I draw way to fucking much #sobs #I don’t even post half of it all pfff #anywho #time to draw even more 😅#rise donnie

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watchyourbuck · 21 days

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New 7x04 drinking game: take a shot every time Buck invades Tommy’s personal space before he even knows he’s attracted to him

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delta-piscium · 1 year

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Steve makes one of those teacher tiktok accounts where he mostly talks about teaching and tips for learning and stuff, he also posts videos like

“You wonder what it’s like to be a teacher? I’m spending my evening doing seating arrangements, the trick is to not let people who have any kind of tension, are close friends, have a crush, lose concentration easily, sit close to each other… so basically I’m playing sudoko but I only have 1, 2s, and 3s… and also the numbers change daily..” you can see him looking down at something wrinkling his eyebrows and then nodding to himself and he’s like “I think I got it though”

the next day he duets it and it’s just him looking tired and in the background you can hear incoherent shouting, the caption just says ‘there’s apparently been a breakup’

for some reason there’s a comment by Eddie Munson, famous rockstar, that’s like “you should let it play out, drama is what high school is about” and Steve has just replied “this is why you repeated senior year twice” not acknowledging at all that this famous Grammy winner commented and everyone are just like ??? ?? what are you doing here ??? and why is this high school teacher roasting u ???

#also the absolute audacity of Steve KING STEVE being like ‘Eddie it’s not about drama’ and Eddie is just like ?? you wanna tell me that #again babe? wanna repeat that Steve Harrington former king of Hawkins high?#yeah idk what this is I just like the idea of Steve having a little tiktok account all about being a teacher #and Eddie comments on like half the #videos and everyone’s like ?? I guess he’s into education? or something?#people in the comments are also like “’you have assigned seating in high school’ and Steve responds to it with a video telling people about #the one time he tried to not have it and the utter chaos it resulted in and he looks so truly haunted no one questions it again #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #stranger things #my post #dels steddie thoughts

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neopuppy · 3 months

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I love this silly little dude

#like he just be out there existing and im like can u call me useless and slap me with spit #now hold on🤔📝#ok but fr his mog is CRAZYYYY #like thats a FACE #also jeno taco bell live was the best thing everrrrr #ik he was DESTROYING that hotel bathroom😭😭😭😭#boy ate half the menu…..#taco bell employee: hello—#jeno: CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#that live cured me…..#he has such ‘im just a boy’ energy #im like babe can u change my oil bc i dont wanna pay someone #and hes like ?!?! IM JUST A BOY??????#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#MEN USED TO GO TO WAR…..#anyway yeah spit in my face and choke me until im blue in the face and shove ur fat giant co—-#🤔📝📝📝

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violetscacti-art · 9 months

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I'm so sorry I couldn't get this out of my head

#first fanart since i saw the movie dabs. it took me a while #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mm spoilers #mutant mayhem spoilers #tmnt mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #april o'neil #tmnt april #mutant mayhem april #nikasart #its half assed i wasnt even planning on putting color at first kdjfgk #posting at 4 am babes

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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epic fail <3

#howdy: im about to be soooooo smooth <3 #howdy five minutes later: *putting up a 'Store Closing: Everything Must Go' sign*#all he wanted was to give barns an opening for pickup lines... smh...#while i love the idea of howdy being rizzed as fuck #cause realistically he probs would be #i also like the idea that hes so Cringefail when it comes to romance #he's constantly tripping over himself #luckily for him barnaby loves him anyway!#either that or he Is rizzed. but barnaby is really good at misinterpreting everything he says #both are Amusing!#scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #theyre both Such Disasters in my mind #like they both try soooo hard to Convey Their Feelings and they both consistently miss by a hair #and yet half the time they're both still like 'haha nailed it'#babes you did Not. you didn't <3 #I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN I LOVE THEM-

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ratherembarrassing · 7 months

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🎶 closer i am to fine 🎶

#barbieedit #barbie #barbie x gloria #gloria babe you were really going through it there #i haven't made a gifset in half a decade this was hard yall #barbie (2023)#do we still not post things at 4am est? did that ever stop me?#what was the tag...#apparently i make graphics now

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petratherrock · 9 days

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Senshi :

#babe wake up there's a new fave of senshi's expression lol his beard covers half of his face so when he makes diff exprssn i go 😃😃😃#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #senshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #gifs

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theelast-straw · 4 months

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supposed to be working on my Sonic set but I keep getting distracted by all the sonicnorth moments we're being robbed of due to them being only there for like 5 seconds or ever so slightly out of frame. like do you see this shit

#incredibly half-assed gif bc i'm supposed to be working on sth else lmao #also why are all of the scenes they're in so god damn gray i- kjagsdajksg #pit babe #pit babe the series #sonicnorth #northsonic

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jeeaark · 6 months

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Who needs a detailed backstory with plot twists to accommodate your mid-twenties-looking half-orc's life choices when you can just learn A LIL TOO LATE that orc folk have HELLA SHORT LIFESPANS to not have any time to do what you originally plotted????

SO-while everyone here has got a gnarly life-harrowing secret in their back pocket, what's the big ol secret Greygold's got? They are BABY of the team hahahahaI'mhorrified

Who thought it was okay to put the baby in charge????? Just because they charge head first into every conflict should not automatically qualify them as leader!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #karlach #greygold #bg3 comic #bg3 fanart #half orc #I think this format is okay if the panels are short yes?#lae'zel is second baby of team #babe can probably relate #but will probably never admit it #Didn't intend for Greygold to become a YA Novel protagonist #BUT WHAT CAN YA DO

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milunessence · 17 days

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