#bad guys have all the fun ;)

[neil-neil-orange-peel]

Ok, in regards to your WIPs post, I need to know more about "Bad Guys Have All the Fun" xD

I would have asked for the Hammersmith one, but I have gotten emails about you posting chapters for it on ao3, so I know about that one ;)

Haha hello! You've touched upon another of my endless crossovers. 😂

This isn't really something I'm actively writing. I came up with the idea with a mutual a while ago, and it just rumbles away in the background as potential. The basic idea is Edmund Blackadder and Alan B'Stard meet, and we decided Alan would have to meet the most cutting Blackadder - the third one. So we've got a Regency era Alan B'Stard, younger son of the Earl of Haltemprice, who's heard on the underground grapevine that the Prince Regent's butler is a clever and ruthless man. He comes down from Yorkshire with an offer for him: he wants his older brother, Richard "Flasheart" B'Stard, bumping off. Blackadder detests Flasheart, and will do just about anything for a bit of cash, so he's in.

It would end up fairly dark, though hopefully still funny; Blackadder and B'Stard are both highly immoral people, and they're plotting a murder. Baldrick is the one spec of morality in this - because I'd also want to explore the relationship between Blackadder and Baldrick and see if even Blackadder has a limit, which perhaps B'Stard does not.

Here's an intro I wrote yonks ago:

“Something wrong, Mr B?” came the casual inquiry of Baldrick about ten minutes before the palace’s guest arrived.

Edmund Blackadder’s right eyebrow quirked upwards in the vaguest of vague surprise – a dark, imposing arch against the pale sallowness of his face. Although it wasn’t unheard of for Baldrick to ask after his mood, such questions usually had to be prompted by some sort of physical disturbance, like Blackadder throttling him above the prince’s unprepared supper. Baldrick wasn’t, Blackadder had presumed before this moment, emotionally intelligent enough to pick up on cold fury simply by the way a person sipped their tea. He would have to bear this revelation in mind.

“Wrong?” Blackadder asked. He lowered the cup and saucer he’d been subtly victimising for the past minute and a half to the kitchen table, taking a moment to look up at Baldrick properly, face quite emotionless. “I fear that may be something of an understatement, Baldrick.”

“Oh…” was the rather pointless reply offered, as Baldrick continued to tinker with tonight’s food. Blackadder felt his upper lip beginning to curl in mild contempt.

“Oh, indeed,” he said, reaching back for his teacup in the hopes of removing the sudden bitter taste in his mouth with its contents.

Baldrick spoke up again. “So, something’s very wrong then?”

Blackadder let his tea sit where it was, opting to entwine his fingers in front of himself instead. A familiar sense of dread at the likelihood that he was going to have to explain – and then explain again in much plainer, simpler terms – the matter vexing him settled heavily in his stomach.

“Yes, Baldrick. Yes, there is,” he finally said. “Not only do I remain a humble butler, bound as ill fortune would have it to a master about as able to defend himself as an embryo that has yet to be conceived, but today this very master of ours is being visited by the second son of the Earl of Haltemprice.”

#asks #xgardensinspace #wips #fanfic #bad guys have all the fun #blackadder #the new statesman

[kylejsugarman]

obviously theres not a market for "toys" based on prestige tv shows but god i wish there were breaking bad toys. i want a doll-sized RV that opens up like a barbie dreamhouse and has tons of tiny flasks and barrels and a bunsen burner that if u push down on it, it plays a steam hiss sound bite and glows red with an LED. i want a polly pocket compact of jesse's house that comes with a little jesse who is magnetized so u can stick him in different rooms and change out his magnetized beanies. i want a saul goodman tamagotchi that lets me train my saul to be good at slipping and reward him with cigarettes and connect him to the kim tamagotchi so they can socialize together

#syd squeaks #guy who collects toys: getting a lot of fun toy vibes from this show #all we have are those despicable plushies and dead-eyed action figures/funko pops.....i want breaking bad toys #breaking bad #a full lego playset of the super lab.....

[potato-lord-but-not]

MORE JOHNS AND ARTHURS 🤭🤭🤭

okayyy I actually really really love how all these turned out like!! everyone stop having such good John designs challenge IMPOSSIBLE. There for a split second I was questioning my reasoning for including Arthur cus he really is just some guy BUT i actually had a really fun time drawing em all!

Once again tagging bc I’m a menace-: @eva-birdman-art, @godwaltz, @mx-paisley, @toastydumpster, @izel-scribbles, and @samglyph !!

Also after gathering all the people I wanted to draw I found SO MANY MORE GOOD DESIGNS OUGH this fandom never ceases to impress me y’all are crazzzyyy

#shout out to toastdumpster for having such a silly John that made me want to do this in the first place 💪 #and also for having such a good Arthur I love him #ALSO EVA YOUR JOHN IS AMAZING I NEED HIM SO BAD #I mean. these are all insanely fun to do lived coloring paisley’s John and sketching izel’s guys fr fr #artists on tumblr #traditional art #malevolent #malevolent fanart #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john doe #john doe malevolent #john malevolent

[christakisbang]

#my baby my love my everything i hope u have a day as wonderful and sweet and lovely as u are #stray kids #bang chan #bang chan gifs #stray kids gifs #skz #skz gifs #my gifs #cbbc2023 #ah. not to get sappy in the tags since im already using all my characters to get sappy in his bubble but. hm. he's very very very important #to me. kind of like. extremely special. #just. im so bad with words but idk if id be here without him and if i was id be deeply deeply unhappy? so im always gonna be grateful to hi #and his music and his company and his care #he's just so kind and sweet and deeply deeply caring and i know birthdays aren't special to him but i hope he gets to eat good food today #and spend time with people he loves & who love him in return and just has heaps of fun. today and every day i just hope he's happy #if he's half as happy as he makes me on the daily then i never have to wish for anything else #um. anw. silly little post for his day that did not warrant all that gut spilling. happy birthday my guy of all time. i love you

[crismakesstuff]

happy memories , happy family

redraw of these two images from the show !

The first one is from s2 and the other is from s1 (I hope we get to see a better quality version of it one day)

#invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #invincible spoilers #nolan grayson #mark grayson #debbie grayson #omniman #omni man #deblan #i think about the grayson family a very normal amount. #also the second photo is so silly to me bc it’s rly 2010s jcpenny photo shoot realness #i hope we see a more hd version of it in the show #guys it’s ok they’re all having a fun family vacation together nothing bad is happening ! #i will always draw in their wedding bands if given the chance too #(coping) #nolan and debbie are the couple forever and ever in my heart #procreate #crismakesstuff

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all #Being dry and cryptic to me #And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship #I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since #And my palette is so cleansed #When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist #There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but #I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out #I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually #Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like #Yeah I’m dropping this for now #I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk #Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill #The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all #I fr cracked it #I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway #But they’re so not worth it #Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun #Not for me #I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me #And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious #Which is why it never works #Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different #So lame #Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow. #he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT! #since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)' #so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you' #and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to.... #it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative. #thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man. #anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy. #gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything. #if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

[randomminty]

Yippee

#art tag #pokemon #pokespe #pokemon special #pokespe silver #spe silver sunday #hey. caught me at a really bad time. lots of enstars things happening #id love to talk abt spe silver my beloved but oh my god. oh my god #theres knight killers scout theres crossroads theres marionette getting fully voiced theyre not letting me rest literally #theyre senind kuro kiry at me from all angles its terrifying #anyways this post it about a differnet redhead my bad. have yoh seen this guy #i miss drawign art spreads like this its so fun #i shouldve drawn blue somewhere..... so sorry for not including her :( #and sorry for drawing silvers hgss design but gold and crystals gsc designs theyre simply easier to draw #thats all. not looking at this art anymore lest i start noticing mistakes and crying #for example his heads in a weird position on that middle drawign. goodbye❗️❗️❗️❗️ #happy spe silver sunday everyone

[fantasykiri5]

A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late

#my art #Hermitaday #hermitadaymay #hermitadaymay2024 #hermit-a-day may #Hermit-a-day may 2024 #Hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart #welsknight #welsknight gaming #welsknight fanart #WHY DID I DECIDE TO DRAW THE STUPIDEST POSE FOR FALSE AND ARMOR FOR WELS AND WINGS FOR THEM BOTH ALL IN ONE DRAWING… #These cunts have six total hours tracked on them… I didn’t even do a background because they took so long… #and thats not even counting looking for armor and feather references like this took two straight days #I’m very proud of it though #anyways they’re NOT related I was in the middle of drawing and realized they looked uncannily alike. So I made the wise decision to give- #-Wels the same mole I give False and the same little lower lash because they’re nose and eye shapes already matched #they’re not siblings (shown by one of them not even being an actual raptor bird) but they do look uncannily similar #and I’ve decided now that my False and Wels like to just lie to people and say they’re twins for fun. #They both have fucked up doppelgängers they would find it funny. #anyways False is a red tailed hawk (specifically a dark morph) #and Wels is a peregrine falcon #armor is so hard to draw guys never draw armor it SUCKS. I did get to have Laois Dunmeshi Touden on my screen for reference the whole time- #-I was drawing Wels though so it’s not all bad #still baffled I draw the human body part of that pose for false so easily though. Fully believe I was possessed by one of the Greek muses- #-or something because I do not know enough about anatomy to have that shit memorized but it looked normal when I looked at it so. Shrugs #anyways YES i will get to Etho tomorrow… I may just draw him WITH Joe because I wanna draw him but I don’t wanna think about posing two- #-difference pieces… though then I’d have to pose them together… but the appeal of putting a Kakashi cosplayer and a muppet next to each-

[marsbotz]

maybe its already too late for me

#spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton #big shot spamton #animation #fuck it all this took so long i can even tell if its good or not anymore #JUST TAKE IT!!!!! #lol i have.... so many thoughts abt his big shot era. that man is SPIRALLING!!! #ughghhg [starts losing touch with reality epically] #btw the stuff on the walls issss. swatch pic.. cungadero ad (w funny legs).. tasque pic and pipis #and a like 'salesman of the year' magazine cover tee hee #i imagine spamton to rlly like the tasques.. cat guy #and everything else is like his obsessions with his public personal etc etc ehatver. im tired #theres like issues wparts of this but ive been working nonstop on it for like 2 days im so done. im so done LOL #prommy ill do more low effort fun stuff now i jsut had this Vision in my brain. i had to do it like this #sorry if it looks bad on mobile btw. tumblr sizes r so weird #ok. done now #artsbotz

[somegrumpynerd]

Sssshhhh the stars are eepy

#UTDR #UTMV #Dream Sans #Swap Sans #Ink Sans #I didn't sleep like at all last night so I am also eepy #So I'm passing it onto these guys #They're having the nap I wish I was having #I draw the Nightmare boys a lot but these guys deserve some love and cuddles too #I also wanna make a post about the stars and bad guys pjs situation #cause I think it's fun imagining what pjs they all have #I'll probably be too tired to do it tonight but maybe tomorrow #If you have pj thoughts for any of them please lemme know I love thinking about this #My Art

[neil-neil-orange-peel]

For the ask/tag game, every one of your wip titles intrigues me to no end, but I’m especially tied between ‘Bad Guys Have All The Fun’ and ‘Voices in the Library’!

I’m honestly in awe of your titling skills! Does it take you ages to come up with something you like (like it does for me lol) or do you find you have a knack for it? Also, thanks for the tag!! 💕 -@lostinthemayall

Hiiii! Aw, thank you! And no problem about the tag, I love the fics of yours I've read. ❤️

Titles are so fun and I find it far too exciting when the right one finally presents itself. There's only been one time where I've had a fic completely written and still not known what to call it - with most of these WIPs I've either been inspired by a quote from the source material, or the right title has popped into my mind when brainstorming the story. I've noticed I tend to use the word "bastard" a lot. 😂 Although, I suppose that's unsurprising considering the fandoms I write for.

Bad Guys Have All The Fun

Hehe okay, this WIP is something me and @colourshot-draws cooked up, so shout out to him for being Grate™. I'm going to go on a bit about this one, you've struck on one of my favourites. 😂

This WIP is basically an AU for Blackadder the Third... where we shove Alan B'Stard in there to cause murderous havoc. Why? Well, I think the characters of Edmund Blackadder, especially the third one, and Alan B'Stard would have a deliciously awful dynamic. As Rik already plays a character in the Blackadder universe - the noble Lord Flashheart woof woof - setting a story in S3 means I get to write about an absent from canon Regency era Flash, which is fun too! In this WIP, Alan is the younger brother of Flash and has bitter youngest child syndrome particularly considering the inheritance Flash is due and he ISN'T when their dad croaks. Blackadder doesn't like Flashheart, so Alan seeks him out to help plot big brother's demise.

It's gonna get dark - its main two characters have extremely questionable morals - and this isn't a story where good triumphs over evil... more a story about the different layers of evil and how even the most detached, calculating, sadistic people have vulnerabilities. I also just want to make Edmund and Alan play chess together. I think Baldrick is basically the moral compass knocking about in this WIP, so I want to explore the Blackadder and Baldrick relationship too. It transcends the generations, after all!

Oh, and the title comes from a line in Blackadder's Christmas Carol. 😊

None of this WIP is posted so far and not a lot is actually written yet 😂 buuuut here's a little snippet:

Of course, Baldrick didn't seem to be getting the message.

"But this second son could be a whole different person," he said, ignorant of the fact he'd just dropped a handful of stuffing on the floor.

Blackadder sighed and rolled his eyes. "Funnily enough, I suspect that he will be."

He gave Baldrick a deadpan stare.

Baldrick shook his head. "No, sir, I meant that he might have a completely different personality to Lord Flash- to the other one."

Blackadder's eyebrow quirked upwards once more at the news that Baldrick understood the concept of personalities.

Baldrick went on, "You never know, Mr B, he could be like you."

He smiled stupidly at Blackadder, misunderstanding the eyebrow entirely.

It was so obviously meant as a compliment, that comment, though coming from Baldrick a compliment was more akin to an insult. Still, Blackadder couldn't see how there was a possibility of even a sprinkling of a nugget of truth to Baldrick's inane suggestion - there was no one like Edmund Blackadder, no one at all. Frankly, he wouldn't have minded it staying that way.

Blackadder stood up, dusting off his black coat in preparation for door answering duties. What a poor, brainless cretin he had on his hands here.

"Yes, Baldrick, maybe he will be like me," he agreed with a telling smirk. "And maybe one day, man will walk upon the moon."

As he went to climb the stairs out of the kitchen, doubtless leaving Baldrick more confused than before their conversation began, Blackadder felt that viciousness gnawing at his innards again.

"Then again, maybe not."

Thanks for the ask! Apologies for the extraordinarily self indulgent answer. I've got another ask in my inbox asking about Voices in the Library, so I'll spill about that one then. 😊❤️

#asks #bean-in-every-fandom #wips #bad guys have all the fun #blackadder #the new statesman #alan b'stard #yes i take sitcoms far too seriously what of it 😂 #fanfic

[koipalm]

more akira outfits

#i wanted him to have valentines day skins SOOOO BAD... oh god or a cherry blossom skin. i should draw that #because ATLUS wont facking do it.... tch...... #thats a joke. atlus hire me #my art #akira kurusu #persona 5 #p5 #p5r #kurusu akira #persona 5 royal #i realized that all of my tumblr content of akira was all talk i needed to prove it...m #i really am an akira fan guys i promise. i wouldnt lie about this i am so so serious #ive been getting sick of twitter and tktk anyway better to post these here #where i will actually have fun with it #OK OK. just one more post after this i promise

[nukkibunni]

would you tie your hair up for me?

(she laughed it off in the vn/game, but i swear if she had just made the mental connection this would've been what imo the reaction should've been)

#nukki.jpg #nukki.txt #nukkibunni #tcoaal #the coffin of andy and leyley #coffin of andy and leyley #andrew graves #andy and leyley #tcoaal julia #does she have a last name???? #fanart #tcoaal fanart #julia #this was so fun to draw but made me feel bad for julia poor girl #like her heart wouldve dropped at not only realizing he wants her to look like someone else #but his fucking sister of all people #bruh moment #for once i didnt draw coffincest guys can u believe #but that wont last last long LAWL #=^ ^=

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[sonknuxadow]

this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes

#i can only see sonic with a kid if its some random kid he accidentally adopted or whatever #and if he had a partner whatever they have going on probably wouldnt fit the typical idea of how having a partner works at all #i dont think sonic is a very romantic guy to be honest. and being in a serious relationship or ''settling down'' wouldnt be for him #i guess you could argue his feelings towards that sort of stuff could change once hes an adult #but i kinda. dont like. the idea of him suddenly becoming interested in romance and wanting to settle down #as a sign hes ''finally grown up'' or whatever. because lack of interest in romance isnt an immature trait you have to grow out of #some people never want that sort of thing and thats fine #anyway i dont hate fankids to be clear i think theyre fun in concept . like from a design standpoint #taking traits from characters you like to make a new guy out of it is fun #i just cannot imagine those things ever actually happening does that make sense #actually while im at it i dont think rouge would want kids at all either . people want her to be motherly so bad but she just is not #she is the cool older sister figure who teaches you how to steal from the pin container at hot topic without getting caught. not a mom