#bad items

[randomitemdrop]

Coke E Coli (Coke a Cola + e. coli)

DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE

Actually if you go to the right antique stores you can find sealed antique bottles where nature might have done it for you! Once you've paid for it make sure to open it and drink it in front of the cashier, they'll be so surprised

Item: spoiled antique cola; roll Constitution save against e. coli

#food and drink #bad items

[cornobblethecat]

Dnd item idea: a lighter, when a scene is really dramatic or something bad will soon happen, it doesn't work, but when it's safe it works. Does one psychic damage per 5 uses

#dnd #bad items #dnd item #dnd ideas

[gwyoi]

hi everyone sorry to make another post, but I was sick with a sinus and ear infection that I had to miss 4 days of work to recover from. I just need enough to get out of the negatives and pay for my car insurance, which is $160. I’ll hopefully be getting a second job remotely soon but until then I am a little bit fucked.

4/12/24 - $0/300

paypal - gwyoi

venmo - gwyoi

cashapp - gwyoi

#I tried selling more clothing items but I think I’ve run out of stuff since this time I only got $10 for shoes. #I’ll be selling a watch I got for my 16th bday but I think it will only be worth $80 since its just Kate spade ? but idk if it will sell #soon on Facebook #I feel bad asking again since I had to ask for help because I was really sick in December but hopefully once I get second remote job I’ll #be able to work weekends too #gwon

[voidbits]

I think these r the last few swing designs I haven't posted . so. here u are!!!!

#the spruce one has the sturdy vibes #i wanted to add apples or smthin w invis item frames on the top one so bad #but im tryin to keep em survival friendly #minecraft #mineblr #voidbuilds #minecraft build #queuebits #minecraft inspo

[amphibianaday]

day 1398

#amphibian #frog #halloween #*authors note: it is in fact early september. the trees are not even turning yellow yet #i saw halloween stuff at the store though sooo #capitalism bad but at least we get halloween themed items as early as they think they can get away with it #this year im on the hunt for some spooky fabrics i wanna make my own creepy buttonups #ive never made a buttonup but how hard could it be? <- hubris

[cuntbrow]

i. crowley really is aziraphale's hypeman and wifeguy for all time and the demons HATE this angel like. terrible magishun. a wily opponent. this demon smiter must be warily approached. report any interactions to the demon crowley. there are so many things to unpack here hello

#not crowley outing himself as the aziraphale hotline and making him look dangerous to the other demons 😭 #also like no wonder hell thinks they're an item. look at this shit #also CRAWLEY IS SUSPYSHUS HIS HAIR IS BAD. HELP #good omens #aziracrow #ysa.txt

[stayatsam]

Walk the Divide

(7/14/23)

#fallout new vegas #new vegas #lonesome road #fallout #art #oc #lao #just finished this DLC again i forgot how much i like it #mechanically not just story-wise #like theres tons of locks to pick and theres useful items in every container #whereas the main game you rarely get to use the lockpick skill and containers are almost ALWAYS junk #marked men are fun enemies too esp when they suddenly use a stealth boy and you hear the sound effect go off #uhhh #the deathclaws sucked though #that did suck really bad

[lunar-years]

genuinely how pissed off do we think Roy was when he threw his LITERAL PRIZED POSSESSION, the last present from his beloved grandfather EVER, a sacred sentimental item he has cherished since he was NINE into the bonfire to be forever burned, only for Richard to then put in sand from somewhat memorable beach sex and Isaac to put in...the only pen he can write his name with? ohhh I just know Roy went home and cried.

#roy kent #ted lasso #jamie is the only person who comes even close to being as open and vulnerable with his item as roy was. #they took that assignment SO seriously and everyone else was just being goofy i feel bad for them #like sam's is cute or whatever but its literally a replaceable photo not a sacred personal item #he literally just prints a new one in s3 meanwhile ROY IS NEVER GETTING BLANKIE BACK

[timdoubleyou]

i found jay’s black jacket (an ID guide)

This black jacket is worn by Jay about 9 times throughout Marble Hornets, including his final appearance. And after some weeks of on-and-off research, I think I know the exact make and model.

This post will detail exactly how I found it, and serve as a guide for anyone that wants to find the jacket, whether that's for cosplay purposes, or if you're just keen on collecting items related to MH.

Main post under the cut

Intro

The first step to identifying the jacket was to gather as many references as possible.

I went back to the web series and took screenshots from any entries the jacket makes an appearance. (shoutout to mg549′s very comprehensive MH wardrobe guide, without it this would’ve been much more of a pain)

Jay's jacket is, for the most part, very plain. It's a solid color, full-zip jacket, without any particularly eye-catching logos or other details. I had to look for moments where even the slightest distinction appeared clear on camera, at least as distinct as it can be. Even if it was just close-ups to get the shape of a zipper, or how many buttons are on a sleeve, it was the best I got. While I did manage to find a decent amount of these, there was just one crucial detail that would've made finding it near-impossible; the brand is never shown. Thankfully, I had another resource.

In 2018 Troy Sold a Lot of Stuff

In early 2018, Troy officially announced that MH would be continued in a comic series. To fund the first issue, he held a number of auctions for production items used during the web series on Ebay.

These included items such as Jay’s camera, Brian’s hoodie, A Masky mask, and Jay’s black jacket.

Lo and behold, the jacket listing includes a picture with the brand in clear view. It's from Gap.

Ebay does not archive sold listings older than 90 days. However, Worthpoint, a website for valuing and pricing collectibles, does. Using Worthpoint I was able to find all of these items, (and a lot more, which can be found in this doc I submitted to Archive Hornets)

Identification

With the picture from the listing and the series screencaps, I had a complete ID list.

(Top image is from the Ebay listing, with the contrast adjusted a little for easier viewing. The bottom two images are from Entry #79)

The Gap logo (This specific logo dates the jacket being made anywhere between 1986 and 2009, when it first appears).

Front Zipper (Note the shape)

The two front pockets

The two buttons and pointed cuffs on each sleeve (Second one is a little hard to see but it's jusstt peeping out at the side)

The blue piping in the inner lining

The zipper in the right side inner lining

The gray mesh inner lining

With these in mind, I could now go to the next and longest step-

Finding the Jacket

I combed three resell sites; Ebay, Depop, and Poshmark. My main goal wasn't to actually purchase the jacket, (although, I would like to at some point) but to find a jacket listing that had every identifier, and have a more definite baseline for finding others. I needed to be sure what I had was enough to properly ID the jacket. The references I had stitched together were decent enough, but I wanted to see if there was something better out there.

After tons of page scrolling and tab-switching and comparing and contrasting, I finally got lucky.

(first two images are from crashthecloset's listing on poshmark, last six are from shannfo-76 on ebay)

I haven't bought one myself as of posting, but I feel pretty confident this is it. The jackets were already sold, but every marker seemed to be accounted for. It also revealed new ones, like the reflective pattern and pockets on the inner lining, (zipper on the right side pocket, button on the left pocket) and the materials tag.

With that, here's some final notes that may be helpful if you try looking for the jacket yourself:

Online sellers often describe it as a light jacket, a windbreaker, a 2-in-1, or 3-in-1.

"Gap Mens Black Jacket" is the search phrase I used the most since it yielded a (very) broad result pool.

Most of the jackets I found came from Poshmark or Ebay.

The exact size of Jay’s jacket is unclear. My best guesses are either a US Men’s S or M, since Jay was pretty skinny and of average height. I’ve only been able to find maybe 2 jackets that are a size M, one of which is the first pic in the photoset above.

Gap has sold other black jackets that look remarkably similar to Jay’s, and they do pop up on resell sites. One of these was so similar, the only discernible difference was the style of the logo. I highly recommend making sure it matches the exact one Jay had before purchasing. (It's also more than fine to ask/msg me if you have any doubts!) As long as you know what to look for, you shouldn’t have a problem finding at least one.

One detail that confounded me was this sleeve poking out of Jay's jacket. At first I thought he was wearing a long sleeve underneath, making this shot a continuity error since he appeared to Only be wearing the green short sleeve under the jacket.

@hivemite pointed out that this might be a two-in-one jacket, which has multiple layers for different types of weather. While I have not been able to see the sleeve outside of two shots in entry #79 and #80, one listing I found did describe it as a 3-in-1.

that's about it! hope this helps :)

#marble hornets #jay merrick #ref #over and out #long post #happy entry 80 day. heres some extra tidbits just for the tags #at least two listings called this y2k which is really funny. #it is also strangely difficult to find these in sizes smaller than large #another thing kinda related. worthpoint is a shitty site unfortunately #as you can see with the jacket description. in which it apparently ‘‘works and comes with a charging cable’’ #<- i mean that Couldve been an error on the original ebay listing #however that is. impossible to verify now unless someone somewhere had a screenshot #but each mh item from this particular auction there had consistently bad errors that inclines me to say that wasnt the case #ok this went too long for a few extra tidbits but can you tell i lost my mind

[citrushomie]

love this kid. sizzle

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle dungeon meshi #thistle #sissel dungeon meshi #sissel #once again posting from desktop so if on mobile the colors are bad. sowwyyyy #considering the top left to be a sticker.... i want him on my items #arts

[stevesbipanic]

I know we've never personally met Steve's parents. But you take one look at that poor boy's room and tell me how parents don't give a fuck about their child or his interests.

Like wtf is this, this is a room designed by a mother who wanted an IKEA home. There's no photos of him and his friends, one stilted framed picture of a car and the plaid!? Part of me thinks it's like this because he was supposed to die in season 1.

#get this boy some personal items #his parents suck #steve harrington has bad parents #stranger things #stranger things s4 #st4 #stranger things season 4 #steve harrington #mama steve #oh steve #steddie

[randomitemdrop]

Item: a Horrid Bonce; any creature that touches it has all of a bonus type negated for the next 24 hrs (roll d8)

Strength

Dexterity

Wisdom

Intelligence

Charisma

Constitution

Luck

Speed

Source: at Halloween I carved a large rutabaga into a traditional jack-o’-lantern and then left it on the porch until February

#bad items

[acorviart]

Shop's open on view-mode only!

If you're considering buying ceramics from me, this is your chance to look at the prices and read the descriptions. Please pay extra attention to what items are NOT FOOD-SAFE. Even for the pieces that are technically food-safe, I just generally recommend for my pieces overall that you use them for display or non-food items, because they're usually delicate and/or hard to clean!

I'll be opening for sales on April 13 at 2pm CST, so please also set a timer and maybe have your payment info typed out and ready to paste, because the last time I sold ceramics, most of them quite literally sold out within 10 seconds.

I haven't posted all of my ceramics to social media yet, so this is also your chance to see them all at once if you're impatient :^) and scroll down to the charms to see the new shaker charms I haven't posted yet either 👀

Prices shouuuuuld be pretty set, I might change my mind plus or minus $25 over the next few days, but no more than that.

#also I just generally don't feel ultra comfortable making food safe items because my track record with glazing is kinda bad

[personishfive]

in which the metaverse is a dangerous place

#my art #persona 5 #goro akechi #joker p5 #p5 spoilers #p5r spoilers #i was going to draw a partial background but i couldnt quickly find a ref for 3rdsempalace saferoom. lol #wasnt going to turn on my playstation or search thru a playthru so lazier version for u👍 #i never draw blask with the mask or helmet on for a reason and that reason is hes goofy as fuck lol. this outfit man <-said with love #i drew his arm belt too high but whatever. is it better or worse that he didnt design the fit it just came from his psyche #anyway how did he survive in the metaverse for 3 years without healing skills. items only challenge. #(lavaeteinn costs 25% hp) (less relevantly it also has a godawful crit rate :/) #i had to revise his dialogue like 5 times to make him more of an asshole.i love him btw he sucks so bad #oh yeah. finally: robin hood is traced. i only drew him once for that animatic and that was enough. <3 #anyway fuck school.shoutout persona five #comics

[destiny-aesthetics]

^ Star Chart ; found in the Guardian Folio

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Destiny [Bungie] | Original Game [Ghost/Limited Edition]

[top text] TYPVS ORBIS TERRARVM [bottom left text] THESE WORLDS WERE ONCE OURS QVID EI POTEST VIDERI MAGNVM IN REBVS HVMANIS, CVI AETER- NITAS OMNIS, TOTIVS QVE MVNDI NOTA SIT MAGNITVDO [translation: bottom left text] What among human matters can seem great to him to whom all eternity and the extent of the whole universe are known [bottom center text] PER AUDACIA AD ASTRA [translation: bottom center text] Through boldness to the stars [bottom right text] Then we dug in the unforgiving ground. We prayed for water and for food. The brave among us ferried broken stone out of the blighted lands, and we built new walls - new temples - low and crude, familiar and comforting and safe. But the eternal star song swept over us again, silent and swift as a confession. Our bones ached with the memory. Our blood stirred. We could not deny our destiny. And so we began anew

#destiny 2 #bungie #scans #ghost edition #I accidentally lied there was one more item in the ghost edition that wasn't the book #my bad #enjoy

[deerspherestudios]

Hello again! I see ask are opened! And from the previously answere asks, ive come to know that mychael loves lil funky doo daads! (Im so happy to know this fjwvdjdh i make quite a bit of these and worry that theyre actually useless in the long run ;u;). How would he react if the mc gave him a bunch of ducks? Ive made quite a few and i'd love to throw em at him/affectionate

Oh my god he would adore these!!! Little knickknacks and souvenirs are the best, and he'd definitely fawn over these. I can imagine him happily displaying these little lads and lasses on the fireplace calling them something silly like the 'Ducklings Siblings'. Probably give them names and backstories too (they change spots and stories every time you visit).

And the fact you handmade them makes it so much better! A gesture like that he'd want to return tenfold. He'd be cooking up something similar for you the next time you see him (since his love language is gifting):

#mushroom oasis vn #mychael ask #i wish SO BAD i could draw this myself but id hate to keep this in my inbox </3 #this goes for all the questions asking how he'd react being gifted a knitted item or anything really #he'd be in love with it instantly #and try to upstage you even