Barbie Birthday Wishes (1999)
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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
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Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”
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two amazing trailers released today 💞🕷🕸
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and is my moment finally here or am i dreaming? i’m no dreamer.
prints + merch + commission info
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Barbie Hard Rock Cafe (2008)
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being a lone allan supporter before the movie even came out and now seeing people watch barbie and posting about him is wild man i was shouting into the void and now the void is shouting back
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it’s actually sick and twisted that harrowhark nonagesimus isn’t the most famous fictional character in the world. no one has ever had the same amount of creepy lesbian swag and no one ever will
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I want Barbie to find out that everything’s fake and to be having a mental breakdown and then Ken comes out of nowhere and starts doing rollerblade tricks to cheer her up
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Hmm, Ken's "buddy" who can fit into all of Ken's clothes, you say...
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