#barely a joke

[scramratz]

Uninstalled Twitter and experienced happiness

#barely a joke #like legitimate Twitter is the worst most addictive app available #and everyone is so angry on there

[chickennoodlechailatte]

My favorite part of wearing makeup is when I immediately forget I'm wearing any and instantly rub my eyes like I'm vigorously grinding pesto and transform myself into a raccoon attempting drag for the first time

#inside thoughts #new on tumblr #hi #makeup #funny #humor #joke #barely a joke #butch lesbian #raccoon #drag #meme #idek

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

Started talking to this girl but she said she doesn't watch anime so I don't think it's gonna work out.

#This is like #Barely a joke #She said she watched Mirai Nikki and that's it #Which is an insane introduction to anime I feel #i'll be quiet now

[gwyoi]

who wants to face time <3

#gwon #barely a joke

[egophiliac]

popping back in for a couple seconds, because I am obsessed with these two throwaway characters from the last new year's bit. I need to know more about this fancy overdramatic theater kid and IT nerdling's more-likely-than-you'd-think friendship.

(brb, building an entire mental headcanon around these random characters who will literally never appear again. they have a whole sitcom together...in my heart.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #...i mean. barely. but just in case. #sam's new year sale 2024 #sorry for being...even less around than usual #between this stubborn cold and art block it's been. well it's been a time. #and then these forgettable one-off characters who exist for the sake of a joke showed up... #this is the first time i've actually felt like drawing in the past few days and i'm not going to question it

[allgremlinart]

inspired by @/mugentakeda's Jet + Iroh hostility doodles but I made it lesko (lesbian jetko) because. I can

#jetko #jet atla #allgremlinart #ok no more art for you guys for like a month. I have to finish these commissions so I can #pay off my student debt <- barely joking #yes their names r the same.. YES Iroh isnt genderswapped in this. its funnier. #hm.. Ba Sing Se lesbian Jet/Zuko/Jin love triangle... a race to see who can get this horrible girl to that fountain lantern place first..

[sylvich]

Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I feel things

#this art was sooo different but my bestie kept joking about the ring #so i thought might as well put a ring on it heh #and now it's barely visible but it's here #tragic husbands au???? #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun vash #trigun fanart #trigun 98 #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun nicholas #trigun maximum #trigun manga #vash x wolfwood #vashwood #wolfwood

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Average Drama Enjoyer observes some peak drama.

#dungeon meshi #toshiro nakamoto #laios touden #kabru #izutsumi #Before anyone mistakes this as mischaracterization: The joke here is that it's ambiguous what the hell he means. #Kabru does love getting into fights a bit more than average but he's mostly here for the drama. #I screenshot the scene of him going 'The dark arts!' with a little smile everytime I re-read dungeon meshi. He's so catty. I love him. #And shout out to Izutsumi for adding fire to the drama. Girl said 'I am the listener. I heard that shit.' and refused to apologize. #Joke two: the deep cut - Welcome to more propaganda for whatever the hell is going on between Laios & Shuro & Kabru. #Laios trusting Shuro with some *heavy* information because he admires him so much! And wants to be his friend so badly! #Kabru also has another great character moment when he immediatly clocks Laios as not being as malicious as expected. #We love a character who can put the clues together! It is such a good subversion of what role we think Kabru is to play in this story! #Now he's eager to befriend Laios - who is barely interested and currently trying to befriend Shuro - who is barely interested and...well. #The painful triangle of people trying to get to know the other person better and being rejected...Friendship triangle. #We have all had a friendship triangle situation before. Right? You guys have also struggled to read people. Right? #Laios is universally relatable. Right?

[percexe]

who would’ve thought the titan lord of time would look a lil weird

#percy jackson #pjo #luke castellan #<- BARELY LMFAO #is there a kronos tag . who is searching kronos on tumblr #i might’ve made this joke before #kronos #ethan nakamura #my art

[genderkoolaid]

european italians when italian americans have their own pronunciations & spellings because we are a linguistically isolated diaspora & most of our families spoke regional dialects instead of standard italian when they immigrated anyways:

#also idk man. i grew up in an area with no real italam community #my family barely speaks italian/neapolitan at all #it kinda sucks that italam language is seen as a joke/as mangled Italian #when so many of us never learned it bc our families refused to teach it #for safety & security! to assimilate! that sucks!! #like yeah god forbid we enjoy having a unique culture & having some connection to our ancestors #didn't realize we needed yalls permission to speak !!! #m.

[themathomhouse]

this disability pride month, stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs standing up or walking.

can I stand and walk? sure, for a short while and with pain. the consequences for trying to be out all day without a wheelchair are that I'll be in bed for the rest of the week, too tired and in too much pain to move.

but the government won't give me my own wheelchair because they have the same attitude as these jokes - I can stand up, so I don't need one. exercise is good for you, you should walk!

it keeps me trapped in the house, unable to do anything more than short stints anywhere without borrowing or hiring a wheelchair - one that causes me pain to sit in and relies on someone to push me (usually with difficulty), because they're not going to have a high-end chair for that sort of thing.

it's not a miracle that a wheelchair user can stand or walk. it's something we should aspire to see more often.

#disability #disability pride month #chronic fatigue #fibromyalgia #cfs/me #post exertional malaise #like fucking hell people we should really be long past this by now #why am I seeing these bullshit jokes on my dash in twenty fucking twenty three #i did a short walk to a cafe yesterday because I thought I was up to it #and my right leg has seized up #my ankle can barely take my weight and my hip won't move properly #also lol I almost certainly have hEDS but cannot persuade a doctor to give me a referral #in summary #stop being fucking dense #i would rather people who don't need mobility aids use them than have people struggle because they don't want to be seen as a faker #or have people think that you have to reach a certain level of severity before you need it #also if I had a wheelchair I would bring my cat with me more places but that's by the by

[strangesmallbard]

maybe we should confiscate the prince of egypt from goyim this year

#a joke post. but barely #jumblr #yell.txt

[knolastname-family]

I don't think having one evil aroace character is enough, we clearly need more. So might I present a modest proposal.

Valentino and Vox complain about each other to her constantly. Her advice is always to stop fucking or officially start dating. They ignore her everytime.

(She and Alastor get brunch and complain about the pair of morons. This is where Alastor learned the phrase spill the tea)

#hazbin hotel #velvette #vox #valentino #aroace #do you see my vision? #this is barely a joke #i now want her and alastor to have the weirdest fucking friendship #alastor #voxval #the vees

[moth-flowers]

top surgery sponsored by uBlock origin!

(not sponsored)

style inspired by the low-income top surgery comic that @scramratz made. check out his art its awesome

#art #bare chest cw #top surgery #transgender #transmasculine #pen and ink #comics #This is the funniest thing i've ever made tbh. i might as well quit now (joking) #Thank u scramratz for making the top surgery comic that lives in my brain rent free. i think abt it all the time

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never- #specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time. #was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

[bisexuallsokka]

whenever i see people claim that zukkas don’t actually want their ship to become canon i have to disagree. you don’t understand the insane things i would be okay with as long as it had the end result of making zootaras mad. sure there is no way they could canonize it in a way that would actually make me happy. but you don’t understand the lengths i’ve gone to, the truly crazy things i’ve done, the sleep i have lost, and the war crimes i’ve committed just to piss z*taras off.

#this is barely an exaggeration. iykyk. #although i mostly forgot who knows #also yes of course this is a joke and i have way more thoughts on this but i’m not gonna get into that