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cloakedsparrow · 3 months
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Clark calls the Batcave.
Jason: Hello?
Clark: Robin? It's Superman.
Jason: Yeah, you were ID'd before I even answered. What's up?
Clark: Uh, I stopped at a store after flying back into town and bumped into someone from work. We walked out together, so I had to pretend my car was stolen, but it's still at my apartment building. I wanted to know if Batman had any ideas for a cover.
Jason: Oh, no worries. I got you.
Clark: What do you mean?
Jason: I'll take care of it.
Clark: Oh...kay. Thank you, Robin.
Jason: No sweat!
Later, Clark discovers his car truly is missing. It's found with the tires, stereo, and catalytic converter removed, the wiring stripped, and the hood ornament knocked off. The police tell him that, sadly, this sort of thing has been happening more and more, even in their fine city.
Clark calls again.
Jason: Hey! Did everything work out with your car story?
Clark: Yes, thank you, Jason.
Jason: Great! Swing by later and I'll give you your cut.
Clark: You mean the missing parts of my car?
Jason: What? No. That shit's serial numbered. The cops would think you were pulling an insurance scam or somethin' if you put it back and anyone noticed. I sold the parts to a chop shop here.
Clark: You sold-?
Jason: Don't worry, my guy ain't a snitch. Your secret's safe!
Clark: ...Thanks.
Jason: No problem. I had to tell him you needed the car disappeared 'cause you were cheating on your old lady so he wouldn't think it was tied to something too bad, though.
Clark: I'll keep that in mind.
Jason: Oh, hey, B's here. You wanna talk to him?
Clark: Yes, please.
Jason: Cool. Talk to you later!
Clark: Bye, Jason.
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: I take it you know what happened?
Bruce: Yes. You learned a valuable lesson, didn't you?
Clark: Next time, I will definitely ask how he intends to take care of it.
Bruce: Good. I don't want my son arrested because he was doing you a favor.
Clark: I had no idea he was going to strip my car and sell the parts to a chop shop!
Bruce: You know how I found him. You knew the risks.
Clark: ...
Bruce: And you're letting him keep your cut.
Clark: Of course.
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bbaycon · 9 months
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BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY
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greaserdemon · 2 years
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Artfight
Artfight is coming up! I’m slowly re-working my profiles on there and hiding characters I don’t plan on using for this year. I aim to first post my 2020-2021 makeup attacks but any newbies I get for 2022 I will draw a vengeance attack B) ! Add me if you like >> https://artfight.net/~GreaserDemon
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wackelpuding · 4 years
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endlich wieder#RunningSushi bei #BatDat (hier: Mercado Nürnberg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBODk_xKimfb_b9aKa8VjyU1pYCPzk7c_3zRzQ0/?igshid=a88tb2q3ezb5
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bigfan-fanfic · 5 years
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The ending of your recent batdat fic got me in tears bro. love me two supporting dads who despite not knowing one another long, were able to overcome their feelings together and part on good terms for the versions of eachother they lost. Got my heart in a bunch of twists :'(
Aww *hugs* hope you can untwist your heart bro! Thanks for the thoughts! <3
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humzanama · 4 years
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BatDate #batmancalendar #batman #yotaphone #humzanama #oppof11pro #instagram #picoftheday (at Mumbai, Maharashtra) https://www.instagram.com/p/B65x-K_pg5JQuoXE84YVxXmnUVhvVWaOgy2Sq40/?igshid=2qywyjno9muf
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ao3feed-timdrake · 7 years
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A Batdad Father's Day
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2rEqU7o
by CloakedSparrow
Bruce's children each have their own way of acknowledging the holiday (or in some cases, not).
Words: 1133, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 19 of Collected DCU Ficlets
Fandoms: Bat Family (DCU), DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Bat Family - Character, Bruce Wayne, Batman, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Nightwing, Jason Todd, Red Hood, Tim Drake, Tim Wayne, Red Robin - Character, Cassandra Cain, Batgirl, Black Bat, Damian Wayne, Damian Al Ghul, Robin
Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s)
Additional Tags: Adopted Children, Father's Day, Short One Shot, No Sex, No Romance, batkids, DaddyBats, BatDat, Batdad, Bat Family
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2rEqU7o
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greaserdemon · 1 year
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Update!
I will be migrating some artwork from my main to my business art blog @metalmegabat ! Mostly trades, some gift art (Aside from Artfight art) , any commissioned art I still have up here. I am making this my main / personal blog! I will be posting personal artwork, fan art and I do sometimes RT stuff but not much so I don’t think I need a art specific tag for this blog. 
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greaserdemon · 2 years
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Is it true?
Does Tumblr still ban nsfw or not anymore? If they lifted the ban I’ll probably make a nsfw alt because my main account has been sfw for quite a long time now so I’m going to keep it that way aside from ‘tagged’ horror/gore art or reblogs. 
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greaserdemon · 1 year
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Update
I forgot to update on here as well, I am primarily active on Toyhouse and I also have too many social medias haha. I should really... consider getting that Postybirb app huh? Anyways I’ve been ill with Covid, currently I am tackling post Covid symptoms, most of it is just coughing but sometimes the fatigue comes back, luckily it’s not constant anymore because that really drove mad every day... I’ve also additionally been caught up with server event management, organization and hosting, I just recently finished up a very large event but had to ask for help from a friend this year due to being too slow thanks to my health. Those who also follow my Toyhouse know I’ve been chipping away at my character collection, especially from species that I am dormant in or not active enough in, I am cutting back so I can focus really only on my characters that I use and have developed. I don’t want to be a collector anymore or a server lurker so I’ve left most of them after re-homing the designs. I will also be reconstructing my commission system and the time spent online once I have finished my long overdue queue. I aim to have it done before December is over so I can start fresh next year. There is more I want to discuss regarding my artwork and the time I spend online but now is not the time. When I have finished my work I will form a new extended update about everything. I usually post on my Toyhouse first which is also GreaserDemon but I will kick myself to update on all my socials I still use, including here.
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greaserdemon · 2 years
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My goal once I finish my queue and some character refs is to finally draw some fanart from games/movies/shows that give me serotonin - like Bioshock, Silent Hill, Outlast, Peaky Blinders and various Japanese Horror Pixel games - also Miku, I wanna draw Miku /slams fists on table/
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greaserdemon · 2 years
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Sorry for late responses! I’ve been busy during the weekend! I’m still sending out toyhouse codes yes and I still have some available, going to answer my messages after coffee/tea time. 
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greaserdemon · 3 years
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Business Blog is up!
>> @metalmegabat Will be posting all my commissions, trades and adoptables on there! All personal art, reblogs, gift art etc. will be on @greaserdemon instead. I will leave up the current adopts on this account though instead of deleting them.
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iamfrenchfrie · 7 years
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Well I'm waiting for her to propose you know 😋 And I'll give her my shirt if she can guess the right color this time ! Batdates are planned, and don't worry no Batman Forever !
She have to propose you? But you're a big independent girl! (Well, maybe not to big cof) I think she will say yes ;) . And good, no Batman Forever and that horrible nipples! Mmmm the shirt maybe is red?
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iamfrenchfrie · 7 years
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My crush is this Chilean woman, she's a great photographer, she has beautiful brown eyes, she's 1,65 and she makes me smile so much and she gets really cute when she's sleepy (she's sleeping right now and I miss her). I really like her, even if she wants to steal my fav shirt 😘
Chilean, photographer, brown eyes, 1,65? ... she sounds like... no, imposible, but Anon, you should marry her. And give her your favorite shirt! And take her to Batdates!
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