#bc yknow theyre kids technically

[yelloworangesoda]

maxwell and sammy are all mine and i love them like my children but its pretty hard to divorce them from fnaf enough to make them straight up ocs. sammy especially bc hes technically not my oc, even if i made up every aspect about him except his name and dead twin sister

#my point being i keep seeing oc post and going ‘omg me about sammy’ but sammy isnt an oc. technically #i literally wont even change his name if i do ever just make him all mine. i love him sammy is my bff forevers. #sammy smiles real wide and has sharp canines. he cant stand silence and talks to himself CONSTANTLY and its worse around other people #he interrupts people a lot by accident. and is really bad about holding friendships and doesnt reach out to people. after he took max in it #was impossible to shut him up bc someone was actually there now. he has serious trust issues and thinks ppl dont like him bc he thinks #everyone to have some big secret theyre all collectively keeping from him to keep him ‘’safe’’ which stems from. his mom doing this to him #about his sister and dad she just straight up refused to tell him until he found out on his own. so for 11 years he knew that. they for sure #you cant just split up your family in half in a divorce. something seems incredibly wrong about that but he didnt know what actually #happened there. also they were young when she died but he still felt like a part of him went missing and without the knowledge she died he #assumed. hed see her again and fill that hole. and of course that wasnt true. so anyway he struggles to make and keep friends #hes had like 8 different partners who lasted more than a month (most of them didnt want to deal with max) and he cant keep any of them bc a #a lot of people meet this cute charming guy with a lot to say and realize hes literally like this all the time and it stops being cute and #starts being annoying. he wanted to have kids bc he really likes kids but nobody wants him unfortunately and also he had. max for 8 years #and max is for sure his kid (from his perspective max is weird about it bc max thinks of his dad. as his Parent and sammy as more of #brother) but like max was not really what he was thinking when he thought he wanted kids right. and he feels bad about thinking that but #he does. think that. he wants a kid of his own. sammy is a therapist for kids with trauma specifically so that also impacts his ability to #have a kid. he worries that. bc of his personal experience of what Can happen that he may in turn be a helicopter parent or way #overprotective. yknow. he #ive got to go to bed omg. i got enough thoughts down!!!! #simons spouting #a lot of this is just awfully written but you cant read back or edit tags on mobile. not my fault

[mx-paint]

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#ive only seen like. one person question it so i think i have like an answer: #so there was a question concerning like. the powerpuff girls/rowdyruff boys parenthood #specifically whether they are technically 'related' #and the short answer is: not. really??? #the longer one is: when mojo had claimed the professor as his father #he did it without the actual intent of being acknowledged as his kid #but he did it with the intent to get the girls powers so he could beat them better #and thats when the prof had the memory of how the girls actually came to be #which was bc of mojos interverence #which the girls took and ran with by mockingly calling him their dad #and prof mockingly calling him his son #so at least That far in its clear they dont actually see him as That type of family (if they acknowledge him at all) #and the only other option for the rowdyruff boys parenthood is him #but hes of course not related to the girls #but the boys are acknowledged as his and mojos sons #but the point of this is youre going to have to make a lot of allowances to say theyre related or Not related #its also good to point out how the girls made their own sister too #so like. family dynamics for this (and yknow with this level of science involved) is going to be weird

[holedyke]

tagged by my darling @lesbile for 15 questions abt me ^_^

are you named after anyone? technically im named after some great great aunt but really my mom wanted an "h" names that in her words "wouldnt find on a key chain" plus my dad loves the misfits song helena soooo

when was the last time you cried? other night.. feeling depresso hashtag relatable

do you have kids? lol no

what sports do you play/ have played? none my ass is NOT sporty

do you use sarcasm? yesss basically my first language

whats the first thing you notice about people? well if theyre dressed cool then that, otherwise face ig nose and eyes esp

whats your eye color? brown 🙌 and technically i have heterochromia bc ones wayy lighter

scary movies or happy endings? scary movies alwayssssss 🫶🫶🫶 what the fuck is a happy ending ‼️

any talents? i have almost a photographic memory im super good at remembering specific dates and numbers and like within my memories of stuff yknow. and trivia i know every fact in the world

where were you born? shitass everett wa

what are your hobbies? blogging ofc, reading, writing, collage, movies!!!

do you have any pets? yes!!!!! the love of my life my cat mo <3

how tall are you? im 5'6 😋

favorite subject in school? science alwaysss but especially biology (hated chem tho #notmyscience)

dream job? civil war nurse but the job prospects arent great 🫤

okie tagging time @gone222heaven @dolleyesdollmouth @bhorrormovies @appleisms

#h

[cosmic-d1ce]

not even gonna lie- I know the eggs r all technically just siblings but I have like hcs that some r like more cousins and all that yknow from the parent stuff ? sorta similar to chayanne and tallulah being siblings but also she's his nephew and all that whatever- with that being said I was watching the shit with ramon happen live and I feel just so devastated bc it completely is just taking a full on beating at my hc that ramon and chayanne are cousins from fit and phil seeing each other as brothers so my heart rn is crushed if I have to see chayannes reaction in the next 3-5 business days I will be inconsolable theyre gonna feel like they failed another part of their family and FIT JESUS HES SUCH A GOOD DAD pain - 💿

Ramons death is absolutely tragic i cant??? Like????

Fit wasnt even there to see it, he never gets to say goodbye, he didn't have a chance to protect his kid

Ramon was alone fighting basically god and nobody could do anything about it

Chayanne is going to be devastated and im excited to see how Fit is going to 1. Break the news and 2. Deal with grief

Fit is weird bc i dont think he'd hurt the eggs like the Q and Slime tried to. Maybe he'll join the theory bros and try to end the code thing once and for all, for his son and all the other lives its endangered

Hes killed it before, he just has a good reason to now

#Fit with the theory bros would be cool tbf #Id watch that #I already watch the theory bros lore but #Fitmc #I love #qsmp #qsmp fitmc #qsmp spoilers #I wanna see fit hunt down the code thing and kill it over and over and over again for taking his son #Like what i think phil would do #And imagine if Chayanne dies also #Both of them hunting this thing down??? #Yes please???

[yuukei-yikes]

No one ever talks about Ayano and Momo’s relationship so I request you do the honors.

i think they'd be so besties... i think they'd be so wholesome!!! they'd wanna win each other over so bad not knowing they already got it in the bag LOL they're like. friend crushes. u know when u have a person u wanna be close friends with so bad. like that.

ayano and momo would be fem best friends but their styles are so opposite. i think momo giving ayano a makeover would end the world. they'd go shopping together and all that good stuff :3 though ayano ends up the most affected after playing dressup with momo. shintaro seeing ayano walk into momo's room looking like always and comes out with a curly perm and covered in hot pink animal print and shiny boots. momo maybe convinces ayano to get a piercing in her belly button or some shit

i also think theyre THE mekadan's party planners. THEYRE IN CHARGE OF ALL BDAY PARTIES!! they brainstorm all ideas together and rly take charge!!! and throw parties about everything not just birthdays!! theyre such a menace they go all out and its always a huge event (also assign everyone a job lmao they'd get So Bossy and perfectionist)

i think momo's one of the people who activates ayano's excitable side. they're girl best friends who flap their hands around and scream when they run into each other. also if were on a kidomomo/shinaya moment its double wholesome ive talked abt it before but i think they'd always go on double dates bc kido and shintaro are besties too. but i think ayano and momo aren't just besties... they're sisters!!! i think they see each other in a sisterly way!

by the way i think ayano managing to be such good friends with momo gets her a ticket to becoming closer to mary and hiyori. she's desperate to be close to hiyori who i think dislikes her bc her Big Sister thing repels her and she hates that ayano talks to her like they're super close just cuz they're blood related. also ayano talks to hiyori like a kid (she talks like thst to everyone its the big sister in her) and hiyori HATES it. the hiyori and ayano relationship...its a tough one!

so while being friends with momo doesn't help her win hiyori's approval it gives her more opportunities to hang out with her. and mary doesn't dislike ayano but we know mary is REALLY socially awkward and yea she got comfy fast with all the new members right away but since mekatrio has always spoken so highly of ayano... she's nervous!! AND ALSO technically ayano and mary HAVE SEEN past routes too, because ayano used favoring to see shintaro's memories of them and then used favoring to give them to mary to let her know, and yknow. THATS what stop the loops. ofc we dont know HOW MUCH they know, ive always imagined shintaro just shared the fact there's been loads of resets but not each individual route as he remembers. but if they were to know of the route where ayano wanted to get rid of mary.. it'd be awkward. i think they'd know a little bit of it, not necessarily cuz shintaro shared it (i rly think he shared as least as possible) but they'd find out through the explanation of Who yaki is and the creation of shintaro's power. since yknow it was a plan by all three of them. they'd be trying to be friends but theyre both pretty awkward about it.

whoa i got off topic whats new there though lol... anyways. ayano&momo and the girl gang

#ask tag #headcanons #momo kisaragi #ayano tateyama

[cios-correct-opinions]

so you’ve never spoken to a radfem in your life

im only answering this as a way to make this info publicly available btw any other asks within this vein will be deleted. just so yall know ahead of time

anyway

i actually have spoken to an unfortunate number of radfems in my lifetime, sadly. on varying levels of the indoctrination scale. all of these experiences have been largely negative based solely on the fact alone that their "goal" was to "save" me or w/e and "show me the error of my transgender ways". as if that's ever in good faith when used in any other argument w any other minority esp within the queer community ever lmfao. so understandably, they were quite distressing, especially when i was a kid.

here's the thing.

even if i weren't trans. even if i weren't nonbinary or a trans man, or in some alternate universe where i am AMAB, a trans woman/transfem. i'm still black. i know bioessentialist bullshit, where it comes from, and where it leads, intimately.

there is a reason why, even if individual radfems themselves deny this and/or aren't willing to engage in this behavior, largely, groups/organizations/whatever tf terms they're using to mask the fact that they're a violent hate group radfems use which are founded by and/or primarily made up of radfems self-identified or otherwise, are often seen or discovered to be in cahoots w white supremacist/n-zi/fascist/other racial "superiority" based regime fundamentalist/traditionalist groups. there is a reason. and it is not hard to see.

radfems are almost word for word in some cases simply re-packaging n-zi/white supremacist/KKK/race essentialist/facist/etc groups' ideology/"science"/teachings/misc. assorted bullshit under the sparkly guise of "feminism" and "female liberation" or "lesbian separatism" etc etc

it surprises me exactly not at all that radfems either dont care or arent aware or arent willing to address this issue. i expected that from those sad losers who are intent on blaming everyone but themselves for their problems, who insist that they aren't at all in any way responsible for feeding into the systemic oppression that is the patriarchy in reality, who insist that everyone BUT themselves examine their behavior/beliefs/etc.

who believe that the patriarchy would magically disappear if all those "Evil Male Penis-Havers" (heavy sarcasm) were simply systemically slaughtered(*) because it is easier for humans, historically as a species, to pick one group of people to call the Other, the "Them", and blame their problems on Them, and "if we just got rid of Them (code for: queers, black ppl, jewish ppl, native american ppl/indigenous ppl worldwide/disabled ppl/mentally ill ppl, etc etc the list goes on and on and fucking on), all of our problems would go away too!"

i expected this from them. cool. fine. they're easy to block bc they make it obvious who they are from their incredibly visually unappealing and often straight up inaccessible, but nonetheless telling, blogs.

i'm just disappointed in the supposedly anti-radfem crowd, esp my fellow trans and nonbinary folk n other queers, who blindly follow the radfem ideology, and then when it is pointed out to them, regardless of how kindly it is done or how nicely or privately etc, unfortunately often react defensively instead of being willing to listen. that's what upsets me and makes me sad more than anything.

like yeah radfems also upset me and make me sad at times, esp when i get unwillingly exposed to their bullshit bc it makes my head hurt with how stupid it all is. but im far more upset n hurt when ppl who should be by all means on my side, are more willing to side w the ppl they claim to hate rather than listen to me when i talk abt yknow. my life experiences.

(*)(i mean. that alone, no matter how you package it, is genocidal. the fact that they want AMAB/people they label as AMAB whether theyre "technically correct" or not, folks to be subjugated in ways which ultimately lead to their eventual "eradication" so as to "liberate" the poor suffering AFABs who can't fight back any other way (again heavy sarcasm), is, no matter what the reason, genocidal. they want a genocide)

any terfs and/or radfems of any kind who interact w this post will simply be blocked on sight. im not about to waste my precious time and energy debating w yall. just do me a favor n stay away from trans folk irl and online, yall hating us does not mean abuse towards us is justified esp when the ppl ur harassing are strangers to u. like cmon man. if someone specific in ur life is causing u grief maybe talk to them abt it personally, dont do that shit where u bother random trans folk or harass them for some strange reason for "daring" to exist while trans (heavy sarcasm, we r clearly not in the wrong here but yknow, these ppl are apparently already unable to understand this so -shrug emoji-)

#radfem #radical feminist #radical feminism #radical feminists #radfems #terf #terfs #me #my voice #my identity #discourse #transmisogyny #transandrophobia #terfs radfems n anyone who agrees w them eat shit challenge

[sixtypackofcrayola]

👁👁 LMK GENSHIN AU??? I AM L I S T E N I N G

OK OK A COUPLE PEOPLE ASKED SO HERE I GO NO THIS WILL NOT BE FORMALLY WRITTEN :SMILE: 'm just gonna ramble!! aannndd hope i make some kinda sense theresss gonna be some holes and things i havent come up with n ill mention them but ppl are lucky ta fill stuff in with their own ideas n feed this brainrot<33

okaayyy so first is mk right so abt mk's vision,, mk is like the last in the little hero group to get a vision. hes been tryin for SO LONG to get one and ever since mei got hers hes been kinda more driven to get one himself. he knows theres like- special circumstances involved n hes been tryin to like get that cool thing to happen so they can get theirs but,,, nothins worked yet yknow mk like tries to make guess abt what vision theyre gonna get one day and mei thinks mk is gonna get pyro and like woah cool just like his da-- i mean pigsy!!! so hes not sayin itd be his one and only choice but thinkin about it and what tang has said abt visions he thinks pyro is def possible bc hes real passionate about a lot of things!! like his job and his friendships and MONKEY KING LORE and yknow all that good stuff so he gets it after doin somethin similar to the big fight at the end of a hero is born just- beatin' the SHIT out dbk ig along with his friends and while hes there and struggling but knowin he has to defeat this guy for the sake of everyone he ends up getting his vision and he doesnt focus on the element too much (it does end up being geo) at first its more just HOW TF DO I USE THIS NOW.. but he ends up doin somethin real wacky and BOOM dbk gone 4 now and like after all that is over n we're back to chilling he and the others r like celebrating bc WOO mk got his vision AND we defeating a huge demon!! and mei is like huh i really thought u were gonna get pyro like me and tang is like pushes up glasses well acTUALLY-- and proceeds to explain why geo visions r given to people and all that and while mk does have a lot of passion which would make it make sense 4 him to have a pyro vision hes far more hardworking with his job already and now that hes monkey kid hes gonna b working even harder to protect people mk's been working hard all his life really, not just with his job and now defeating demons, hes been working hard to get a vision so he could be something greater, his bio parents he doesnt remember much about but they were always so unimpressed and demanding so he tried real hard to live up to their expectations and make them happy because he wants his friends and family 2 be happy,, and hes always tried hard to be something more than what he is as he got older and all the monkey king stories really inspired him a lot and thats why hes loved all this lore and stuff for so many years but like,, he could never be a hero like that,,, oh wait anywho mk is a geo polearm(?) user, dunno if ya could call the staff a polearm buuut thats what im goin' with hes also got monkey king's abilities along with the geo ones so ohu boy,, ill talk more abt that part when i get to wukong and mac ALSO I FEEL LIKE MK COULD ALSO BE PYRO AND I COULD CHANGE IT BUT,, I LIKE GEO TOO,,,, oops all pyro traffic light trio????

next is mei who is a pyro sword,, i dont know much abt her backstory/vision story yet sooo if ya wanna spit some ideas im all ears BC I FEEL BAD NOT HAVIN MORE STUFF FOR HER

i dont got much for red son either buuut heres what i do got; red son kinda already has,, magic of sorts bc,, yknow partial demon (in this hes only like,, half technically. yknow how yanfei is like half adeptus-) but its amplified a bunch by the vision and WOO FIRE and theyre a pyro catalyst honestly debating on whether or not they wold have a book or whatever that other floaty thingy is called but like when i imagine either they kinda look similar to dodoco tales or blackcliff agate hmm,, red's two big passions are building and cooking- his tech could possibly rival that of fontaine's advancements if he wanted it to,, they actually take some inspiration from the works of fontaine as well as for the cooking, u already know, spice master. i want a cooking battle with them and xiangling- they'd laugh at the hottest option on the menu at wanmin red son got their vision pretty early in life- a bit older than he was in canon,, which was still a problemmm and ya can guess why,, demon power fire element amplification little tempermental fire demon boy go boom boom samadhi fire or somethin,, so yeah theyre not as powerful as they could be and the vision was actually taken from them until they were older and more mature i suppose red doesnt remember this- they think they got their vision at an older age since it kinda just appeared by him one morning

tang is dendro but like he doesnt fight so he hasnt found a weapon yet- i think itd be real funny if he was a CLAYMORE or maybe a sword bc of that one episode yknow the one,, but honestly catalyst could work too and hed def have a book one if so dont got a backstory or vision story for him either :( nor do i have much for pigsy but pyro,, somethin. y'all can add to pigsy's stuff if ya want i also feel bad for not havin anything for him but passion = cooking woo

sandy,, hydro catalyst def and hed have a book one too,, i think its a little funny seein this huge ass dude and ur like "oh he could totally wield a claymore" and he could but hes got his little magic book and could still beat the shit out of anyone (not that he would unless needed,, but he COULD)

mo. thats it. just mo.

now to the two givin me the most trouble,,,, wukong and macaque i didnt think too much abt what visions macaque and wukong would have bc like,, they have a lot of powers that could fit each vision really and i was like "AUGH should wukong be pyro or geo or maybe anemo???" and like "should macaque be cryo maybe but agghh electro could also fit but GAH" could they be like,, adepti maybe?? m not sure,, im thinkin adepti with no like specified element but aaauuggh or maybe its a traveler sort of deal with like all the elements but i like the adeptus thing a bit more- then again uhh genshin lore,,,,, yeah i can not keep up with all of it</3 so if it makes no sense it makes no sense,, y'all might have 2 catch me up if somehow they wouldnt b able to be adepti but i still wanna keep somethin similar to monkey king's whole story n whatnot,,

last thing uh,, mk part adeptus or at least starting to match adeptal power now that hes got the staff and monkey king powers?? not sure again genshin lore is,, tricky and then that plus the geo vision

wellll thats all i gots for now,, if i come up with more ill post it, but for nows this is the basis again feel free ta add or share thoughts cause this is very unfinished and like one of those things u think of and throw into ur notes at like 5am and i somehow put no thought and a ton of thought into it at the same time<//3 OK THANKS 4 LISTENING TO MY DUMB MONKEY PLUS GENSHIN THINGY

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkie king #lmk macaque #sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #lmk nezha #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk red son #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk sandy #genshin #genshin impact #lmk au #genshin impact au #this is one of the more random things ive made #spoctalks #rambling abt monkeys and elements for what

[boypussydilf]

oh my god, talk about the doctor and the master now. i accidentally typoed doctor as cocter at first. cockter. is this anything

the cockter. timecock. i am the doctor and this is my cock. im so sorry. everyone look at my immortal freaks . there are no cocks involved. um originally i wasnt gonna put this post under a readmore bc for some reason i wasnt expecting it to get long but like, it did, so, n. now those sentences r gonna be all anyone sees unless they click through. that’s great

describe their canon relationship/dynamic

BY GOD!!! they’re childhood friends. …i think. i think its said or at least implied that they knew each other As Actual Kids and not, like… however the fuck old they were in The Academy. im saying they knew each other as kids. played in each others backyards or whatever the fuck baby time lords do. anyway. childhood friends childhood BEST friends who Continued to be best friends for the rest of their lives because they’re so similar theyre practically like the same person. except for that the master let the society they were raised in & their own ego get to them and goes around believing they Deserve completely to be obeyed and served and get to do whatever the fuck they Want, and the doctor on the other hand had a granddaughter to take care of and then he meets humans and learns The Wonders Of Compassion by force. They are the same person on different paths and are forced to be enemies because of it. “Forced” by their own decisions and worldviews, but still. They were best friends who promised to Be Together Forever and then they left each other and they both just want to go back to being best friends and doing everything they planned, SO badly, but neither of them is going to budge from their own way of thinking, so all they get is little bits of banter and the hope that maybe they can convert the other one to THEIR side and scraps and echoes of what they could have if they had each other.

And also they try to kill each other. Mostly the master tries to kill the doctor. He actually SUCCEEDED one time but yknow, regeneration.

your ideal/headcanon version of it? how does it differ from how it is in canon & why is this your favorite version? any other alternate versions of it you enjoy?

oh fuck before i do anything else i need to go look for one fic thst isnt actually related to any part of this except being about them I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT. GOD. i dont think i have time to reread it tonight though. sad. SO ANYWAY. they are one of those pairs where like. I like them so much for specifically exactly what they are in canon instead of for Potentials and visions i have in my head. they’re perfect the way they are. I mean that technically varies from era to era of the show because different writers but…. the core concept is always pretty much the same and it’s good. they’re good the way they are.

I do have to dedicate a line to the headcanon people have that twelve & missy were fucking in the vault. Sorry. Yknow i think ive seen two different fics where bill refers to it as “the sex vault” in her mind in passing. Reasonable conclusion i guess

what do you like about their relationship, why is it interesting or enjoyable to you?

i like wanting something you can’t have & wishing to go back to something you can never return to, and i like character foils and people who are just variations on the same concept, constant reminders of what you could’ve been if you’d taken 1 different step. and also i like when they make stupid jokes at each other like the fate of the world isnt at stake or like they arent about to fight each other or so on

what about the individual characters involved? what does this relationship mean to them, what makes it unique among their relationships?

*taps literally just the entire summary of their relationship*

Ok that and like …. they both on some level see each other as the only person in the universe who can TRULY understand them. They’re Time Lords for gods sake theyve had superiority complexes ingrained in them since 5 minutes after they were born (or loomed, whatevers to your liking) and even the Doctor isn’t completely immune to like. Oh my massive alien brain and two thousand year life means you humans can never really Get My Feelings. which is sort of fair but not really. And they’re both, like, basically exiled from their home- when their home EXISTS gallifrey is destroyed with all the time lords dead every other week but like the rest of the time it isn’t. anyway they’re both Renegade Time Lords, they decided to Leave and to interfere in the lives of Outsiders and they have broken like every law that exists and they are no longer welcome home. So with both of them thinking they’re Above any other species, as much as the doctor tries not to, and both of them being unable to turn to any other members of their own species, they look at each other and go. You’re the only motherfucker in this universe who can handle me. You’re the only person who can get me. You’re the only place i can go to for real true complete understanding. Please come back to me so we can be bitches together.

they’re also each other’s Exceptions <3 the master will just kill people instantly with no hesitation no second thought and no remorse. and like. Technically regeneration makes it. harder to die. what with the coming back to life thing. but there are ways around that. The master could straight up kill the doctor forever they could’ve done it already if they wanted to. but they don’t bc they care and theyre hoping they can still be friends again. And the doctor tries not to kill people, generally, but some threats outweigh that. If there’s someone with a bomb that can end all life in the universe, and they can’t be reasoned with or incapacitated, but you do have a gun, shoot them in the head. On the other hand, the master poses a very significant threat to a lot of people all the time and the doctors like. ican’t kill them tho. theyre my friend :( Doctor people are dying

favorite interaction they have in canon

the scene in. i think its the sea devils? where they have like a 3 minute long swordfight and towards the end the doctor has the master’s sword and is holding him at swordpoint. stops to steal one of his sandwiches and take a bite. then gives his sword back to keep fighting bc hes having fun.

also like. literally every time they interact in series 10. itsall so fucking good but thats also very nonspecific so mmmm. the whole bit at the end of the eaters of light, with the doctor going “that’s the trouble with hope, it’s hard to resist”, and saying, maybe the master’s turning Good, but maybe it’s all an act, and her agreeing, “yes, that sounds like something I’d do” and it’s so- s10 is so fucking good, man, and they manage to play it JUST right so that up until the last minute you really just… dont… know. maybe the master is actually changing. maybe she really is feeling remorse and remembering compassion maybe she really does want to be good and maybe she really is trying and maybe she really is getting there. but maybe its just an act. a trap. another trick from a master of disguises. a way to get under the doctor’s skin. you can think one way or the other but you can never feel certain until the moment she literally kills her past self to turn around and side with the doctor. to go fight alongside her friend, to go Do Good, despite the fact that she’d be walking directly into a hopeless situation, a certain death, there is no benefit to this there won’t even be a victory and she’s doing it anyway, and maybe she wouldn’t do that on her own, not yet, but she’ll do it to be by her best friend while he makes another one of his stupid, stupid decisions.

and then she dies, and he has no idea she ever turned around. but it’s the thought that counts. without hope, without witness, without reward.

doctor who series 10 is just *clenches fist* god. the master just wants to live. the master just wants their friend back. these are the things that keep coming back. these are some of the most crucial aspects. and. and. and s10 is. she wants those things so badly that she will give up everything else she has, she’ll change her entire life, become a completely different person, however long it takes, however difficult it is, all for those two things. this just became about the master for a while i think. thats ok.

favorite interaction they have in your head/a situation you want to put them in

Oh god oh fuck i dont have anything for this ummm. I am so fucking tired. I want them to take a nap there we go thats it post wrapped thanks for coming everybody

#ough im so- #GOD i know its not gonna happen but can we please get dhawan master written by RTD? #please? please? please? #ghhapgugogugoggih #im dreaming of it. #basilask

[wander-wren]

free falling- orientations/relationships

some of these are subject to change since they were assigned semi-arbitrarily, but for the most part, they’re solid. these are the relationships at the start of the fic as well, so they’re subject to change. under the cut for length

lov (plus also hawks):

hawks- submissive, has been contracted with the hpsc since he was fourteen, technically all of his handlers are his doms

dabi- dominant, currently not seeing anyone seriously, but yknow 👀🦅

shigaraki- sub-leaning switch, kinda sorta dating spinner but not under contract

kurogiri- submissive, technically, but i imagine the whole nomu thing kinda messed with his biology? i see him as still having the instincts and such, but not getting sick like the others if he doesn’t submit, which is convenient

compress- dominant, honestly no one knows what his relationships look like

toga- submissive, not seeing anyone seriously or regularly at all bc she has…specific tastes, if you know what i mean

twice- trans-oriented dom-to-switch, i don’t see him sceneing with anyone until it gets to the emergency withdrawal stage bc of Complicated Feelings. but he and toga help each other out platonically every once in a while

spinner- middle of the road switch, kinda sorta dating shigaraki without a contract

assorted heroes:

erasermic- together bc theyre the same, both mid-scale switches and very very permanently contracted, and probably also married, which i imagine is rare & seen as more symbolic/ old fashioned in this ‘verse

miruko- dominant, currently single & always willing to help hawks out platonically, but he always refuses

endeavor- dommiest dom there is and a huge bigot about it. we all know what his relationship status is

as a blanket statement the class a kids are still 15/16 and none of them should be contracting with anyone (they could, with parental consent, but it’s very uncommon before age 18). they don’t super need to either, orientations start to present around early puberty but remain in flux for years, so teenagers generally don’t get withdrawal very easily. but they can date!! class a is very much not the focus of this fic, although i do have some vague ideas for companion oneshots set in this ‘verse, so i know less about them. but i will include the endgame ships that i know of. most of them aren’t here bc i just haven’t had to think about them yet. cool? cool.

tokoyami- describes his orientation as “fluid;” his body is technically a sub but dark shadow is a dom and everything is Weird

deku- submissive, bkdk is endgame

bakugou- service dominant, which i specify bc it is Important To Me

todoroki- switch (look, the character design is begging for it), naturally pretty mid-scale but now heavily dom leaning thanks endeavor. endgame is with shinsou or sero probably, still thinking

shinsou- dominant, definitely extra ostracized in this ‘verse bc of that quirk

sero- dominant or switch? honestly not sure

tsu- dunno what her orientation is actually bc she is also trans and just decided to Not. the equivalent of agender, essentially. i forget their ship name but her & ochako <3

shouji- dominant i think?? also slight potential for him & todoroki

that’s everyone i have right now!! i’m really hyped about this fic/au in general so feel free to come talk to me about it/ask me questions and make my entire week. i have about 11 chapters done with a few missing scenes i need to fill in, and i’m hoping to start posting in december, so 👀 that’s exciting

#free falling #bnha au #d/s au #dabihawks #bkdk #shintodo #seroroki #ish #kinda #erasermic #spinneraki #im very very very excited

[honeyblockm]

Stagnant au … *grabby hands* gimme more … sounds so cool …

sdkfjk i think this is abt tangent au? anyways pulls out a chair before we get started im going to talk for 2 hours about elektra natchios bc i promise it's relevant /j

i'm not sure when or if i will end up writing this as an actual fic and in which case everything i say will probably be spoilers but fuck it i don't believe in spoilers anyways

ok i mean there's a lot. that i could say but yknow what i'll elaborate more on the lmanberg story. it's. well ok at the barebones it's a year one for tangent!Wilbur Soot.

the backstory (that wilbur himself does not remember) is that he's Philza (prominent superhero in Aether City) son and like 5(?) years ago he was killed getting caught up in a supervillain plot. got completely blown up. Also Phil is a nonhuman entity- an angel by earth terms, but technically the High Host are an alien race (like the New Gods of DC). Phil came to Earth and eventually had Wilbur, who inherited most of but not all of his father's non-human traits. So. Yeah. Aliens.

And then he got resurrected in L'Manberg by Dream for yet to be revealed reasons

Wilbur chose the last name "Soot" for himself post-resurrection because the smoke and ash from the explosion that killed him is one of the only thing he remembers.

The rest of the current main cast of wilbur's year one / lmanberg arc is: Fundy, Tubbo, Quackity, and Schlatt.

Fundy is. Okay wait I wrote out bios for everyone in my notebook. Junior in high school, STEM kid, he's family friends with the Nihachu's and way way back when he was smaller Niki used to be his babysitter and then when he got older Niki was his friend and now Niki's at college but he still hangs out at the Nihachus' bakery where he meets Wilbur. he doesn't have a ton of friends outside of Tubbo and 5up on the robotics club. Hbomb too but H is also at college now. (rip). He lives with his mom, Sally, who is an ecologist and very busy but we don't fault her for that she's doing her best.

Schlatt is the leader of the biggest criminal faction of L'Manberg's underground. He's a powerful dude, with a lot of reach. Even in the city government. I think he gets a scary epithet but i haven't thought of it yet. He's got a plan to gain complete control of the city by creating a force of superpowered agents by activating dormant metahuman genes in regular people. That's. uh. blatantly ripped off from Young Justice but shhhh you don't know that haha. anyways i was gonna name the project Project Cadmus as a mythological reference but Cadmus is a DC thing of course it is so the current candidates are MYRMIDON, LYDIA, COLCHIS, or SPARTAE.

Tubbo and Quackity aren't as backstory heavy but they do have a lot to do when the plot ball starts rolling. Tubbo's a high school senior and Quackity's a law student who's back in L'Manberg for an internship with the city courts. Q walks in on the wrong thing at the wrong time and gets promptly disappeared. cough he may as well be dead as fuck and forcibly receives superpowers via the COLCHIS (name pending) program. Anyways both the nature of his superpower and all the trauma fucks Q up rlly bad and he becomes Chimera, a villain(not really?) with the power to take on the characteristics and capabilities of others except integration is painful and Q loses a bit of himself each time and his power always kills the other guy. and he struggles to control which aspects he takes.

yknow what it's kind of like elektra/the black sky in the defenders tv show. sorry that its becoming increasingly clear that i just tossed a bunch of cool things i liked into a blender to make this au. anyways q is set up to parallel wilbur in the respect that theyre both struggling to grasp their identity after post literal or metaphorical death and resurrection.

meanwhile Tubbo is understandably incredibly upset that his brother is gone and possibly dead? what? no he's not dead he can't be dead. he searches for Q really hard and ends up uncovering a lot about COLCHIS and Schlatt.

#this is so silly to type out but i think superhero aus deserve to have stupid bullshit sometimes #yeah if you asked me to go through and name all the DC/Marvel things that inspired different parts of this au i definitely could #no crimeboys in this au bc the original plan i had for tommy involved him not being aware of wilbur coming back? and now he's part of #eryn's plot and i'm ATTACHED to that #tangent au #woah this got out of hand #sorry for the insanity #yens #asks

[outpost-31]

since u want asks tell me abt fausta's stand ability btw :eyes: !!!!!!!!!!11

GAHHHH SHE WANTS REVENGE MY BEST FRIEND ^_^ OK

quick rundown. morioh's goth kid, tonio's janitor, runaway. that is all you need to know really

so I just talked about it so I'll be copy and pasting from there BUT. if this is confusing I can elaborate . basically it allows her terrifyingly amazing information processing skills over Anything. people objects animals situations etc . and she can see this knowledge like visions in her head . think heaven's door being able to know anything about you but its almost instant:

" ALRIGHT so the reason She Wants Revenge is so creepy. it's kindof like heaven's door yknow? where she can understand and see everything about you. but its.. different . she wants to be a crime scene cleaner/investigator yes. and her personality is just quietly watching rather than saying anything, so she absorbs alot of knowledge . well, it reflects that.

it gives her amazing deductive processing/informational processing to the point she can map out a scenario in her head in just a few seconds and act on it. basically all I can compare it to is when you have to investigate something in detroit become human or cyberpunk and it plays out a hologram of how it would go but no actual time has passed ? yeah . that kindof goes on in her head. this applies to situations, people, objects. they can see the traits of anything and process the information about it extraordinarily fast and even find ties that should be impossible because the stand itself points them out . she can't manipulate this knowledge, she can only act on it, but when used on people it's. terrifying. because you wouldn't even know, but she doesn't need to sacrifice time to stop and read through you like with heaven's door. if she activates her stand what she wants to know will be played before her immediately yknow. which is terrifying . she's fucked up conversations with people by mentioning things she shouldn't know because. The Autism and she tries to learn as much as she can without being creepy and stalker-ish to learn how to interact with them but. it doesn't go well. she's mostly a shut-in and doesn't really interact with people especially with her backstory but being around tonio has helped open her up because of just how caring and welcoming he is "

" + she wants revenge makes cleaning great bc she can just. know where the mess is without asking . doesn't need a run-down or instructions because the stand itself gets that knowledge and tells her in just a few moments . "

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as for its physical form. technically it has 2 separate ones? but theyre not actually different forms like what would come with acts of a stand or requiem, it's a hologram or illusion .

see. she wants revenge is just kindof a little guy. think Sky High. tiny little guy clinging to your arm right. that little . it's just a mishmash of a bunch of little creepy crawly insect concepts like decomposer beetles and mostly resembles a reptile . it is just there . 2-headed, think the poem about the cow and the stars .

it just observes it doesn't do anything. but it does have a physical form that's just a jet black sleek human form. no features no nothing just all pitch darkness. think vantablack paint

wears something like this! old mourning dress and veil yknow. covers its face .

but it's just a hologram like the ones displayed to fausta when she uses its ability . you can stick your hand right through it and it'll reveal a little bastard stand the size of your palm curled up in the chest cavity. could pull it right out because it isn't solid, just looks to be. almost impossible to use in combat

definitely not like 5 different metaphors about her character in there btw. and for good measure I'm not dropping the playlist to display lyrics that fit her character so you know her horrors . it's called she wants revenge for a good reason

there's so much car seat headrest in there . jesus

nyways ^_^ she wants revenge my best friend everrr

#asks #🎸 #fausta tag #SHES THE GREATEST EVER UGHHH I DIE OKA

[stinkrascal]

are there ANY new halloween costumes that anyones released this year please i feel like ive downloaded every costume

#i need so many costumes #why did i let vlad and brie have seven kids #why did half of them grow up to get partners #why are there so many mf characters in this legacy #see theyre not even gonna have a halloween party in my story bc idk if you remember but #the story STARTED on halloween LAST YEAR #so technically in their timeline they had a halloween party like a month ago LMAO even though it's literally been a full year #but i still wanna take pics yknow!!! i just need costumes for everyone first >:(

[gaybullies]

can you believe the AUDACITY bill denbrough had. his brother got killed and he just walked up to this otherwordly horror and spat in his face. god. he’s doing so well i aspire.

#i mostly relate to like stan and ben and richie but there are certain parts of bill that no one else in the losers club has and #like these very specific parts that just create the whole story are jsut so..... relatable to me #like i'll try even when its no fuckin use and even when everyone else knows its a better idea to just stop trying #and i'll pick a fight with anyone if theyve wronged me or someone i love i will fight them even if i tell myself its honestly better not to #and even if theyre a teacher or an Adult or an authority or a cop or yknow an eldrtich fucking horror i will FIGHT and i will TRY with all t #the salt and punch of the earth and more #and it frustrates me so much when other peopel wont just TRY #like damn bill.......... me too bitch..... me too........ #but anyways while i cant believe he did that i also so can bc id do that #wow didnt mean to get //pERSONAL in the tags but #yeah anyways bill's doing his best even if it all went to shit #pennywise did NOT expect some kid to get up and do something abotu him and wasl ike oh shit thats the only reason he went after this group o #f kids that in all canons were technically older than he went after but #and while it was only a little they probably would have been safe themselves if bill wasnt 'lets fight for this cause and #mostly for georgie fuck you you stupid fucking clown'

[jaekaicx]

post amp au(??) lore/hc dump

the designs are technically for around mid-late high school (age 15-18 or so) but it doesnt rly matter

also applies to just the general time period after the stuff that happens in the show canon

no real plot atm, just a bunch of random hcs and stuff mashed together

at this point we have no clue whats gonna go down in the rest of s3, so this is working off the assumption that at the end of the show the kids will be allowed to go back and forth between earth and amphibia

anne has a sort of system thing where she alternates between living with her family on earth and her family in amphibia for periods of time. she stays on earth during school and goes to amphibia during the summer and over breaks

marsh and ev tried getting out of going to school but they couldnt :(

it was def hard adjusting back to earth, esp school. there were multiple instances where ev ended up fighting a bunch of kids for saying shitty stuff abt the trio

anne plays a bunch of different sports in school, but her main two are tennis and basketball (shes aiming for a tennis scholarship)

ev dropped all her sports the first year back from amphibia bc adjusting but eventually she started picking them back up. for school he plays soccer and softball

lil personal hc that ev started doing competitive sailing as a kid and she continued it even after amphibia and through high school

anne actually got more into bouldering/rock climbing and does it every few weeks or so. it took a but of convincing, but she also convinced ev to try it out and they go together

marsh isnt allowed to do sports anymore bc health issues. they cheer on their girlfriends at as many of their games/matches/events as possible (hes had a perfect record so far)

ev is fine with ppl calling him “sash” or “sasha” sometimes but just generally prefers everett more

anne mainly sticks with she/her pronouns but sometimes uses they/them too

marsh is ok with being referred to as anne’s/ev’s “girlfriend,” but only by certain people and only if its as a collective (“anne and her girlfriends” or “the girlfriends” or smth like that). otherwise they prefer sticking with boyfriend/partner/joyfriend, stuff like that. everett is cool with whatever, and anne uses feminine/neutral terms

marsh was into coding before amphibia, but for a little while afterwards he couldnt rly enjoy it as much (bc… yknow…). tho they did eventually get back into the game making part of it and picked it back up

marshall uses crutches sometimes when his kebab pain gets pretty bad. on the rly bad days he uses a wheelchair. sometimes if the pain catches them off guard and they dont have their crutches anne or ev will carry him around

the three of them started dating a few months after all the plot stuff ends. or, something like that. its a little complicated. they kind of dance around each other and their feelings at first, but soon enough confessions start spilling out

they agree to give each other time to just get used to each other again and figure out their new group dynamic since they all had a bunch of character development in amphibia. the whole time they just take things slow.

all three of them get potions of trans-ur-gender in amphibia, tho mars still ended up getting top surgery

lady olivia takes up leadership in amphibia. she considered giving the trio positions of power but decided to just wait until theyre older.

theyre still pretty well known throughout amphibia. that kind of thing comes with being heroes and saving the world or whatever

while in amphibia marshall still mainly hangs out in newtopia and helps with running the city. tho olivia tries to keep his workload small bc hes still not an adult and shouldnt have to worry abt all of this. marsh is still insistent on helping out tho

when she gets the chance ev goes travelling with grime and his lil group of vagabonds. grime wasnt too fond of the idea of taking back his military rank, even under a new leader, so he just wanders around amphibia doing random stuff committing crimes. he makes a new legend for himself, becoming something of a “wandering hammer”

ev usually sticks around newtopia tho bc she has to go back and forth between earth and amphibia, and its just easier to stick by marshall (and the music box??). the two are generally given small missions to do around the area

anne usually sticks around wartwood when she’s in amphibia, but sometimes she drops by newtopia and every once in a while she even tags along on ev’s/marshall’s missions

everett got an owl companion (like joe sparrow) after a little while in amphibia, since he had started traveling farther and more often

#my froggos #this has been in my drafts for so long #i’ll try to make their amphibia designs at some point (the ones i have so far are mainly their earth outfits) #amphibia #amphibia au #amphibia headcanons #amphibia spoilers #anne boonchuy #marshall wu #he/they #everett waybright #he/she #marcy wu #sasha waybright #sashannarcy #jace rambles #k.txt

[yuukei-yikes]

Haruka's cringe compilation also includes him seeing Ene, probably thinking she looks very pretty, but instead of rekindling his high school romance he's living through the worst adaptation of "new phone who dis" ever conceived by man or snake

LMAOOO please and in that point in time haruka also technically spent a lot of time watching konoha try to get hibiya and hiyori out of the timeloop for god knows how long. we dont talk abt this enough. haruka can see everything konoha sees so like... erm. bitch also saw these kids getting killed over and over. lol! (descent into insanity complete as i think abt haruka and hibihiyo dynamic post str)

so like. last haruka saw of takane was her dead body, he had no reason to NOT think she wasn't in a similar state as him. like in some limbo place. bc tbh does haruka even know where he is... and from watching everything thru konoha he might know as much as kenjirou being a danger but that's it. cuz we don't know if he ever explicitly did anything to reveal in front of konoha that he is not Really kenjirou. ofc there are the hcs that the people inside the daze move freely and can see each other but personally i never interpreted it like this. i like the hc theyre all alone bc makes for better post str angst and i like the idea that ayano CAN do this but doesn't because she is too upset she could not save haruka and takane and is too ashamed to face haruka. and also something something self punishment i dont deserve to hang out with my friend and receive updates from what he can see with awakening eyes (but doesnt stop to think it'd be nice for haruka to have someone). i think ayano probably shows up to haruka at least once Largely based on his line in the eighth novel when she appears. he says "she was always unannounced" or something like that and yeah maybe he meant back then when they were alive ayano had always been kind of sudden and unexpected idk lol but i like to interpret it as in ayano suddenly showing up in haruka's daze like. hi. (cries a lil bit then immediately leaves)

ERM. SORRY I GOT SIDETRACKED. LIKE ALWAYS. i think haruka Knows where he is bc ayano told him, but it's also so appealing to me that he's just confused the whole 2 years (plus the 10 years it feels he's watching hibiya and hiyori die) cuz. heh. angst. but yeah i think he'd know but not much (until konoha meets the dan yknow)

ANYWAYS YEAH my point was he just went through all that, been alone for 2 years plus all the time worth in the hibihiyo timeloop and finally. HE GETS TO SEE TAKANE. except he is not really himself and konoha is just making her freak out and cry and haruka's just having a mental breakdown bc he's been in this place for so damn long where he cant feel tired or sleep or eat and he is just laying there in a room perfectly designed to fit his worst nightmare like he is by all means dead but alive enough to be tortured like this lolllll and now he gets to see the person he's been begging to see all this time like YOU KNOW in the third novel the first konohas state of the world chapter he says "if i had a final wish i would reach out to that girl who used to yell at me all the time" (insanity) like i truly think the i want to see you takane bit from the anime is from there. anyways. the fact that line happens while konoha is actively trying to stop the timeloop for hibiya and hiyori AUGGHH

um. yeah he gets to see her again. but all his other self is doing is making her cry lmaooo

but also i think haruka is rly touched that takane refuses to see konoha as him and calls him a fake LOL bc haruka hates konoha bc it acts so much like him, clueless to those around him and just being a burden but takane refuses to see it as haruka because it's NOT haruka like she knew immediately it wasn't him. and maybe from takane's pov its just her in denial of haruka having his memories erased but still she was right, it wasnt haruka in his body. and i think he would be so touched abt this (which is why he's so desperate for her company post str not only for obvious reasons like he loves takane and he was alone for god knows how long inside the daze but ALSO BECAUSE.. everyone else became great friends with konoha and he feels so bad replacing it and fears the dan resents him hehehehehfhejdjjdjfiekdkoeoeo

#ask tag #kagenalysis

[petewentzisblack1312]

hey dils!! was listening to sunshine riptide and thought of u so i wanted to say i hope ur taking care and also ask if u have any favorite fob videos/interviews?? lately i have been obsessed w the promo video patrick did for the honda civic tour where he drove around LA and said the only reason they got the tour was because he already drove a civic ahsjdbd

first of all it is SO flattering that listening to sunshine riptide made you think of me 🥺

secondly i was molded out of clay to answer this question, 100% i have a lot that i think about like way too often

the one where petes giving a tour of his parents house where he lived at the time and was showing off his stuff and was particularly very excited about the fact that his band was turned into action figures and then half way through andy shows up and is like "were best friends forever!" and petes like "yeah andy comes over for sleepovers a lot, we hang out in my basement and make zines and stuff" and then at the end he gets all excited cuz he hears his moms car pull up and he goes out and shes coming out of the car and then patrick gets out of the car carrying groceries and petes like "here mom me and patrick can put the groceries away you finish the interview" and shes like "no- pete i just got home from work im a mess" and hes like "what? no! no mom you look great, you can finish the interview well take in the groceries" and then she did and the camera crew came back to the two of them messing around and putting groceries away.

"pete wentz is honestly the only way to describe pete wentz. hes the most complicated guy i know." [cut to] "if anyone can make a strike without touching the lane i will pay you $300" *throws bowling balls straight into the air* *runs down the lane*

ok but in all seriousness i love that interview not only for that iconic moment but because later the footage is like blaring i dont care and pete goes and grabs a stuffed giraffe out of the prize thingie and hes like "what do you mean :)? we bought this with our tickets!!" and the editors are very much trying to make it a bad boy rebel without a cause moment except if you looked the woman behind the counter had a smile on her face and was laughing and then afterwards he gave it back and said "we werent really gonna steal it" but it really seemed like she knew that already

and then at a different point a couple fans showed up and they were all shy and excited to meet him and he was just like "hey are you guys coming to the show later" and they were like "yeah" and he was like "cool! thanks for coming out :) do you want a picture?" and they took a picture and it seemed like he was still kinda excited that people were excited to meet him. marcus (their bodyguard) was like trailing behind him and smiling and laughing throughout most of these antics and i just think thats sweet.

later in this same interview once again as they were on the ride back to their hotel or whatever theyd brought back a fake moustache and patrick put it on and did a bunch of dumb impressions.

patrick: if i wasnt doing music i think id be like a music critic or music journalist or something

andy:...i thought you said youd work at walmart

theres this one srar era interview thats just joe and patrick riffing for like 15 minutes. like it looks like they just straight up forgot the interviewer was there its so funny theyre such good friends.

this one joe and pete interview where i dont even really remember what they were talking about but theres a moment where joes talking about music with this intense passion and pete just kinda looks at him with this level of brotherly pride that keeps me going

this one andy and pete interview where 1) there were waterfowl chillin behind them which was deeply fascinating to andy and 2) they took a moment to swivel their chairs and hug each other bc theyre besties

band superlatives, specifically the moment where theyre all separately like "technically marcus isnt in the band but like. its marcus." bc that was sweet, unofficial 5th member of fob. and also "whos the most talented" "patrick. patrick. its patrick, hands down." "hm. petes like a really good soccer player" like thats a moment out of a fucking sitcom

halloween asmr with pete wentz. the man cant act but god can he commit to a bit.

there was this like live text chat that they all were in with fans on some radio station website. there were a lot of very fun moments, including joe saying "this is very current technology." as a comment on how very dated the live chat was and andy being like "can we set an icon i wanna change mine to an XVX" and pete and joe being like "oh are you vegan straight edge? we had no idea." and then pete was like "actually i wanna change my icon to andy hurley" and andy was like "no pete im not gonna send you a picture of me" and he was like :( and then a minute later he changed it to andy and he was like, and i swear this is almost a direct quote "BOOM! i love my life haha" and andy was like "goddammit" like i have no idea where to find this but it was so good.

theres this one "this or that" interview with joe and andy wherein the interviewer was a woman and like she seemed pretty at ease around them and got to the last question and imo seemed kinda uncomfortable and kind of established (in a way that seemed like she didnt usually do that) that it was a gross question, which was "would you have sex with a super hot celebrity but shes just died" and both of them were like "hey. what the fuck. absolutely not." and shes like "oh thats a first" and they are both like "do people say yes to that????????" and shes like "youre literally the first people to say no haha" in a way that made it seem that she did not find it funny and i just find that to be an interesting moment and i hope shes doing well and has a better producer now.

theres this one interview w andy on a hardcore podcast where the interviewer asks andy "do you every wish fall out boy were more political?" and he said (paraphrasing) "fall out boy is political, in its own way. we may not be as explicit with our politics as my other stuff, but kids find fall out boy, and through me, with all my other bands, or through joe, since he does a lot of metal, find heavier stuff, and are introduced to this stuff and to being vegan straight edge or anarchist or just more radical politics, and i dont think that just because we arent being super political in our music we arent a political band" which was really something to me bc i had just been thinking about that as a concept i call "gateway punk"

theres this one interview i recently found of a very small chicago music news outlet where a young lady interviewed pete and asked far more interesting questions than any other interviewer id ever seen and one such question was how he felt about the legalization of marijuana in illinois and he said that it was cool that it was legal but everyone locked up for it right now should be released and i like that he got to be political

theres a moment on the badass jew podcast episode joe was on where the interviewer whomst i do not recall was espousing some veiled antiblack sentiments wrt some antisemitic comments some famous black people had made and joe just completely rebutted it immediately and pointed out that black people not only are not a monolith bht are at a greater disadvantage

and also he made a joke that i could never make and cant fully get bc im not jewish but it was very funny and i love hearing people make jokes that arent for me.

this one interview before patrick had kids where he was saying how everyone kept asking him and elisa when theyd have kids and he was like "you cant just make that happen yknow? how do you just do that?" and pete immediately grinned and leaned over and mock whispered "you have sex" and patrick punched the air and was like "i hate you so much"

that one interview about abap where pete was like "we actually got the guy who did the whistles on patience by guns n roses to do it on this" and then he looks over at patrick and patrick shakes his head and petes like "you couldnt let me have this?" and he was like "i was gonna but then you looked at me and i just couldnt."

"whats the most important thing to you right now?"

patrick: star wars

joe: my daughter.

patrick: ...my son?

the puppy interview. everyone involved including the puppies was having the time of their goddamn life.

i have to stop this is too much its been like an hour

#dils declares #theyre so stupid.