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zeb-mod · 1 year

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Tali's (+ Quarians) Visible Face | for Mass Effect 3 Legendary Edition

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#mass effect #mods #I want everyone to know that I name my mods this way because I have one brain cell and it's holding on for dear life #I'm just not clever enough to do cool titles #tali'zorah #quarians #legendary edition

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peevishpants · 1 year

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not sure if anyone here shares my exact intersection of interests (genshin and f1 racing) but xiao's silhouette is very F1 Driver Unzipped Racing Suit... so here are some thoughts:

he races for Scuderia Liyue (legacy team)

SL's team principal is Mr Zhongli

SL has been sponsored for years by the local funeral parlour and Shell

Madame Ping is the Scuderia Liyue CTO. She can design car aero in her sleep

Xiao is always screaming on team radio and Ganyu is the only person alive in teyvat who can tolerate getting screamed at for 2 hours every race weekend so she is the head race engineer

SL has not won a single championship in years. They're now being called a backmarker team because recently, when Zhongli took over as team principal, the team has been fucking up their car setup and race strategy so much it's tragicomical.

It's not all Zhongli's fault tho - Xiao is also a very immature driver. The guy will not leave space for other drivers on the track even if everyone knows you always have to leave-a da space!!!

young rookie Xiao used to proudly brag that he had the longest driver contract in the history of Scuderia Liyue (a whopping eternity amount of years!) but now he just looks depressed about it

xiao doesn't suffer from Racing Driver Bigneck because uhhh adeptus powers

Scuderia Liyue is currently searching for their second driver because Xiao accidentally killed their previous one

xiao's racing number is 4 (heh heh, death)

Scuderia Liyue thinks they're rivals with the championship-contending Inazuma Racing Team and their star driver Scaramouche, but recently they're really just rivals with the Mondstadt Team, which consistently place last.

The Mondstadt Team Principal, Venti, is a meme and can be heard saying "need to phone Jean now" in a thick german accent after every race failure

Also side note the Mondstadt drivers are "Most unsportive driver on the grid" Diluc and "Suck My Balls" Kaeya

#this one is entirely just for me #april 2023 i have 2 brain cells one for genshin and one for f1 #xiao #adeptus xiao #genshin impact #genshin #xiao fanart #weiwei art #fanart #And Team Sumeru is Mercedes because nerdge #good luck ferrari in baku please get at least 1 point #i know im gonna look back on this in 5 years and be so embarrassed LMAO

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moeblob · 20 days

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Ohiwe (lady) and Ohime (man) aka the fire deity after they get punished.

Originally just "Oh", the fire deity had a bit too much fun with punishing humans and so in a means to stop them, the elder gods split them into two. So now they have to be together in order to have their "full" power but as before the split, they get restless and like to wander. So while one stays in their city, the other gets to go out and travel and see the world and check on the other deities.

Also, as a whole/singular being Oh would use they/them. After the split however, it's definitely not the same and so Ohiwe likes using female pronouns and Ohime uses male pronouns. That way when discussed as one, it's back to they. That feels best for them.

#my characters #i posted the unified base version to my side blog but they arent very exciting it was just a lil doodle #however as i sit here waiting for my throbbing headache to go away im dying squirtle i figured id try to doodle #before i work on the comm and unfortunately my head still hurts so back to medicine i go #also also ohime is much more mild in his commentary where ohiwe is sharp and harsh #and ohiwe is definitely more fond of running the city than ohime but that also means she gets more restless quicker #so he unfortunately is stuck in the city more than she is because she needs to wander #she still does most of the planning as she wanders and then talks it over with ohime when she returns #i wanna make a funny joke about how they are indeed the last two brain cells type of thing #but also they are on the same wavelength almost all the time cause they started as the same person #but its always a bit of a jump in their logic to other people while they remain on the same page #like ohiwe says something and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS #and everyone else is like no ??? but ohime is like WE HAVE TO TAKE A NAP #or something and ohiwe is like exactly ! glad one of you in the room knows whats up

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diathadevil · 5 months

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Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.

He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.

#dia talks #princess tutu #He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery #he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens #i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town #Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---”#he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!”#Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city????#Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in #But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in #My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally #local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido #alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels #ptutu spoiler #i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon #ptutu analysis #ptutu headcanon #ptutu post canon #Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao #(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake)#(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)

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mcdoessomething · 9 months

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~ THE RIPTIDE PIRATES ~

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voshkella · 8 months

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I have two sides.

#I love doing doodles no one can stop me #shitpost(?)#tf2 #my art #I have two mini ideas now but I think those would be doodlies too #fem fortress #tf2 femscout #tf2 femsniper #m. pauling #I’m sometimes feeling guilty that I can’t draw something funny because of my stupid head and no brain cells #shitty doodles

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aflockofravens · 3 months

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THE SOUND I JUST MADE AT THE ENDING AGAGDJAHAGDKSHA

#I'm pretty sure I woke my neighbours up #Dogs are barking #A car alarm is going off in the distance #Glasses in my kitchen have shattered #buddy daddies #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #my last remaining brain cell #this show has altered my brain chemistry #i can't believe there's only one season but it's so so good #the ending was perfect #they are the best daddies ever #and i love that uncle Kyu stuck around too #on to the fanfiction because i need more #buddy daddy spoilers

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spite-and-waffles · 1 year

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I'm going to start taking it personally when people say the girls are less of a disasterfire than the boys. No the fuck they aren't. They're completely dysfunctional, self-destructive, arrogant little goblins who've never met (1)healthy coping mechanism. They're Bats for Christ's sake. What comics have you even been reading.

#Babs is only marginally more well-adjusted than Bruce and thats only because she has Dinah hovering over her with a rolled up newspaper #when I say she Cass have a mother-daughter relationship I mean the kind where the mother realizes her kid is some kinda karmic retribution #for having been cocky little shit with all of three brain cells and no self-preservation instinct #and if she thought Cass was bad #one day Babs is going to snap and Steph is going to find herself shipped to Tuvalu in a crate #in an ideal universe we'd have Charlie and Black Alice in the Clock Tower as well for maximum chaos #Steph @ Charlie: 'She's like a Little Me!!!' Babs: *flatly* 'I'd noticed'#Steph @ Charlie: 'I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy' Babs: 'she's not a *puppy* Steph'#Steph distributing 'DAAARK VENGEANCE' t-shirts insisting it's the Team Batgirl catchphrase #Wendy: 'stop trying to make the Team Batgirl catchphrase happen. it's not going to happen.' Steph: 'it's called MANIFESTING'#stephanie brown #steph meta #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #cass meta #batfamily headcanons #bat. meta #batfamily #spite waffle

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wobblefloss · 2 years

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STUFF I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN I WAS STILL ABLED...

You end up inventing a language.

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Words and phrases I used before just do not cover these new chronic illness and disability sensations.

Explaining to doctors aside, because they need specifics and concrete examples and I end up talking to them in exhausting paragraphs and lists, I still want to have casual conversations with people who know and care about me. Who ask how I'm doing.

I need shorthand for recurring weirdness. So I burble something and if it sticks? Woo hoo! ¡Vocabulario!

I tell friends, "The bottom fell out," when my body has pulled the energy plug on my brain and I am powering down right now. Probably gonna sleep? Right here. Wherever that is.

I use "skittles everywhere," as a quick summary of 'yes, I had my thoughts together and it was a pretty good day, but I got confused about something suddenly--maybe it was an emotional hit? maybe a stress situation?'--and my thoughts scattered like I dropped a whole bowl of candies and no, I cannot do anything useful about it; I am gonna stand here and blink at this debris field for a bit cause I have completely forgotten what I was doing.' It's kinda like "the bottom fell out" but more about thoughts and not so much about energy.

There's words I picked up online in disability spaces like "spoons," "flares," "scrombled," and "potsie." (More about the legit joys of online community later.)

And then there's using words that everyone uses, but not how everyone uses. My energy is fragile today. My thoughts are just a crust, so I don't trust them to last. Oops, yeah. Fell through. Now ham-brain.

And it's communicating, but quick and kinda surface level.

Like, we all know "pins and needles" if, say, your foot falls asleep. But there's no cultural touchstone for, "my circulation is very poor today, so the weight of my blood is pooling in my lower limbs and I can literally feel myself getting dumber the longer I stand up because my brain is not getting enough oxygenated blood right now and it is kinda like drowning, yet there's no sense of breathing urgency or air hunger just now, but that part will be happening shortly because my heart rate is climbing and I'm starting to prickle with sweat."

So I just tell my loved ones, "Feelin' potsie," and they cut me some slack. And find me a chair. And that's good enough for now.

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Being able to communicate with other people keeps me from despair, honestly. I recommend building your own language without shame.

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Seems like something we should all know.

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Disability happens to people without our control or consent. Every single disabled person has strong feelings about their own situation and I would not presume to talk about anyone’s thoughts but my own. But none of us chose to do life on hardmode, so if the world could listen this month, there’s a lot to say.

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lotus-pear · 2 years

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game night at valt's house is always fun🤡👍

#the beyblade brainrot isn't leaving guys ig you're stuck with my childhood hyperfixiation for a while now #yes daigo isn't here because i can't draw him cry about it #i'll do you justice one day king😔#shu is always out of the loop on what goes on because he shares the collective group brain cell and can't comprehend the unfathomable shit #that is constantly going down #shu has also been voted the banker in monopoly by majority because wakiya and rantaro always fight over it #when shu isn't busy trying not to lose his mental stability he's babysitting valt #wakiya also has no mercy in uno and will +8 you and color change to blue (which no one ever seems to have irl)#anyway yeah this is what they do on their days off in s1 which we never got to see bc it got canceled due to budgeting cuts #this is 100% totally canon you can ask hasbro if you want they actually animated this fr👌#beyblade burst #lotus draws #shu kurenai #valt aoi #rantaro kiyama #wakiya murasaki

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tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land · 2 years

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Your honor, they’re gay and also the only things keeping me sane

#the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #ronadora #ronaluc #Ronaldo tvdint #Draluc #tinydraws #i should be doing other things but instead i choose short term gratification because i only have one brain cell in my head #and it’s spent on these idiots

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c-kiddo · 5 months

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i do not have the time or energy for it , but scavengers reign amv to cells divide from the annihilation soundtrack would be so perfect

#just . all the scenes of things evolving and merging and that big montage scene from the last ep of Vesta's evolution .#kiddo say #theres a cr2 aeor arc animatic to cells divide in my brain also . i just watch it sometimes like its tv #one day i might make it . but itd be a lot of work because i guess animatic isnt rly the right word for it . ideally it would be animated #but i do not have the time for that lol

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heres-to-all-that-is-mine · 7 months

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Sometimes I have horrible little nasty critter ideas that I have to put pen to paper for, just to get them outta my skull. I have had one of those and I am choosing violence (with any luck it’ll be done tomorrow and then I can subject all you poor suckers to it)

#purples rambling #I have a migraine and I’m very tired and i chose crimes because of it #I’ll tell you this; it’s ieytd related #it features Zor #it is a (very one-sided. perhaps even less than one-sided) shipfic… of sorts #someone’s nose ends up broken #and a general lack of brain cells and concept of consequences is involved #I like to consider these idea my Bastard children

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msnihilist · 25 days

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I'm not super involved in the Nicktoons Unite fandom, but I have been combing through fics and I'm already tried of Danny being portrayed as the big brother/second smartest one instead of what he actually is: a fucking idiot.

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #danny fenton #i mean this as affectionately as possible btw #if anything JIMMY should be the tired older brother who subsists off of coffee and no sleep #danny and timmy have adhd and probably three brain cells between the two of them #I'm not saying Danny is a dunce #he's passionate about flight and space travel!#but let's be honest — he's 14 in canon. those are passing interests #they're not. like. something he could tell you every single last detail about #source: i am also into aeronautics #second source: i grew up with dp and I'm tired of the dumbass erasure #danny has no thoughts and only has teenage angst when a ghost is manipulating him lol #i know we all want our favs to be cool #but danny is literally just the biggest dork in the world #he's not a gritty 20 year old with 5 o'clock shadow who needs to smoke just to feel something #everyone's entitled to their interpretations obvi but #i think dp fandom has become so far removed from canon at this point that they created a whole new character who just is not danny fenton #and i don't really enjoy it because I always liked danny for the character he HAS not the one i think he should have had instead #this became kind of a tangent and this is probably an unpopular opinion but yeah i just wanted to say my piece #i can't really interact with the dp fandom anymore because they're basically all fans of a made-up show at this point

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prisonpodcast · 5 days

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some ccs are just straight up nuts there’s no other explanation

#saw a comment on r/dwt2 and it made me look into the moonzy/draggie situation #this freak accused him of having ‘grooming tendencies’ when he was YOUNGER than her #he showed all their DMs and it was just reciprocated flirting ??#he was initiated more but it seemed reciprocal to me?#she just got mad at him bc he replied to one of her tweets where she was flirting with Karl with ‘ouch’#<- replied in DMs I mean #I guess bc she thought the flirting was a joke ??#how is this an ‘experience’ you need to speak up about im loosing my mind #‘guy flirted with me I flirted back but I wasn’t really interested pls show ur sympathies and like and subscribe🥺’#and in her statement she was talking about an anon who came out about their experiences prior #saying they had been groomed but draggie had fully debunked that years ago #so idk why she was bringing that up ??#and ofc you have aim.sey and max and sniff in the replies with their heart emojis #straight up nuts I’m losing brain cells here #btw she’s the one who said something about how a lot of ccs didn’t support her #including big ones from that ‘stupid mine.craft server’ (meaning dsmp obv)#just nuts straight up nuts #negativity #like I have to be missing something (and if I am pls tell me but I don’t think I am???)#because saying this cringe flirting with someone YOUNGER THAN YOUUU is ‘groomer tendencies’ is fucking nuts #it’s just what is with these people like what’s wrong with them #why does mildly uncomfortable experience = horrible predator we need to inform the public about bc they’re a danger to society #sorry I’m done I’m just actually upset lol

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uldahstreetrat · 10 days

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ya know if i wasnt such a shy lil shit in game i think it would be really fun to run around on Zana with a friend that has an Alphinaud alt aha it might actually get me to finally finish StB on her--

#im still embarrassed about any kind of rp in game #talking to the void about my ocs and canon is one thing #trying to tell one person directly is hard #plus my canon is also my husband's so i only control half the choices there #we are a package deal because we only have one brain cell #and im pretty sure he has it most of the time

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